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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast listener.

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Speaker 2: I had a near death experience yesterday. I am heavily

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Speaker 2: bandished up this morning. As you can attest, Jack, I.

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Speaker 3: Can say it, what's happened.

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Speaker 2: I look like a mummy today. Just for the theater

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Speaker 2: of the mind as you listen to the show wherever

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Speaker 2: you are.

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Speaker 3: I had an accident in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: There are things in the kitchen that I actually think

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Speaker 2: conspire to work against us and attack us.

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Speaker 3: The cheese Greater.

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Speaker 2: I still get nervous using I'm very wary and respectful

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Speaker 2: around the powers of the cheese Greater.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday I was making a dinner.

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Speaker 2: My wife said, Chris, it'd be nice if you spiralize

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Speaker 2: some zucchini. Straight Away, I was, oh, no, is that

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Speaker 2: mean I've got to use the spiralizer. The spiralizer comes

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Speaker 2: out about once or twice a year, which ones I

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Speaker 2: know what the Yes, okay you crank it, Yes, spiralize.

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Speaker 3: You crank it.

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Speaker 2: In these days, we don't need to be get your

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Speaker 2: crunkle in the kitchen. Okay, you don't need to be

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Speaker 2: cranking up, winding up anything that moves. Zucchini won those

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Speaker 2: zucchinis into basically blades. Yes, it's a slow motion aided

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Speaker 2: weapon of death. And even just assembling this awful contraption

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Speaker 2: as a nightmare. Have you got a spinalizer patch?

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Speaker 3: Died?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, we can have mine.

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Speaker 3: This is one cup, by the way.

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Speaker 2: And so once I'd spiralized the zucchini, I was ent

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Speaker 2: trying to reassemble it to clean this wretched thing. That's

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Speaker 2: when it sliced me, not once, not twice, thrice. Oh

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Speaker 2: my near fatal slash wounds on me. Okay, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, there's a blood dripping everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I lost about six pints of blood. That's your radio

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Speaker 3: fader finger as well.

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Speaker 2: Luckily this controls the mics, but the actual music comes

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Speaker 2: out the right hand. Some lord Fader is still going

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Speaker 2: to always be okay, guys, so don't worry.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, just trying to clean this machine.

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Speaker 2: I was actually sworn it right, and I said, I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to help you, trying to clean it. I'm doing

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Speaker 2: this for you. Please put down those walls of defense

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Speaker 2: spiralizer and those blades there. I was bitching in the

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Speaker 2: kitchen and that's what I was cool this morning. Something

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Speaker 2: in the kitchen has attacked you, and I want to

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Speaker 2: hear all about it, Caitlin. I think you've still got

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Speaker 2: a scarf from something. They're not that god awful seven

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Speaker 2: and one thing that you're trying to force on us

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Speaker 2: as prize of the decade, though.

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Speaker 1: That would never injure me. That's the most fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Because you couldn't even do that.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: I nearly chopped my finger off cutting a pumpkin.

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Speaker 3: Too sharp a knife or just slipped.

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Speaker 1: So pumpkins are very very dangerous if when you slicing

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Speaker 1: down on them.

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Speaker 2: They're quite pumpkins are in how are they dangerous themselves?

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Speaker 1: Because they're quite dance and hard, So when you're slicing

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Speaker 1: down if you do it at a soft rate, which

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Speaker 1: I did, I went to go and I bounced back up,

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Speaker 1: and so I went to go again, but with the heaviness,

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Speaker 1: and I sliced my finger.

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Speaker 2: Instead of the punk hard to get through a pumpkin, Apparently,

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Speaker 2: the most dangerous thing in the kitchen is trying to

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Speaker 2: sort out the avocado.

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Speaker 3: People cut through. Yes, as you're slicing, the people cut through,

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Speaker 3: and you know when they cut through the web of

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Speaker 3: that thumb. Yeah, but you put it on a chopping board.

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Speaker 2: You don't rest it on your hands. Should be surprised,

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Speaker 2: you'd be very surprised, Patsy. I think the stories we're

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Speaker 2: going to hear Testay today nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: o four three. Bitchin in the kitchen? What attacked you?

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Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Saria has found out the most top five most dangerous

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Speaker 2: things in the kitchen?

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Speaker 3: What did you find?

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Speaker 2: Yes, pumpkin, as Caitlin said, is the most dangerous vegetable

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Speaker 2: in the kitchen, followed by the butternut squash, the turnip.

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Speaker 3: The Jerusalem and how many of us having turn what

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Speaker 3: you are we invaded again? Jerusalem choke and then the

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Speaker 3: lichi no me, the onion avocado, no.

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Speaker 2: Light cheese and atichokehts, Oh my god, you got I

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Speaker 2: actually had choke huts yesterday and li chi is on

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Speaker 2: the weekend.

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Speaker 3: You are said, that's how sidney you are. You're eating

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Speaker 3: enough carts.

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Speaker 5: That's not my problem.

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Speaker 3: It's the light cheese. Did you make you? Did you

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Speaker 3: make us some nice light cheam? Come quite sorry?

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Speaker 2: Sorry to burn you like that, all right?

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Speaker 3: Catherine? What injured you in the kitchen?

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Speaker 4: I have had multiple injuries from something that should come

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Speaker 4: with a safety warning. And that's the darn cleaver vegetable peeler.

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Speaker 4: Don't know if you've see these things that they've got teeth,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Now do describe it to us.

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Speaker 4: Catherine, Okay, it's it's you peel your veggies with it.

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Speaker 4: But if your finger gets in the way, you take

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Speaker 4: off multiple layers of skin. Because the damn thing's got

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Speaker 4: claws a bit like Edward scissor hands, and I've lost

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Speaker 4: tips of fingers back over.

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Speaker 5: But I really.

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Speaker 4: Wish I hadn't thrown out my old one. This thing

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Speaker 4: is dangerous. I've got my fingers around it now, trying

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Speaker 4: to strangle the damn thing.

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Speaker 3: Why what?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with the normal vege stable pills?

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Speaker 2: The rest of it one blade and that means you

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Speaker 2: slice it away from you.

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Speaker 3: It's worked for.

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Speaker 4: Danny, blamed my husband and he's online shopping.

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Speaker 3: I'm still waiting for my grease. Please. Actually has been

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Speaker 3: intercepted by the government.

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Speaker 4: He was about to get me.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at it now. It looks like a tortured device.

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Speaker 4: Yeah they look Katherine, it's good intent. It grins at you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Katherine, thanks you cooing mate. Have a good day, Vanessa.

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Speaker 2: Hi there, wanting Vanessa, Welcome to a show. So what's

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Speaker 2: she kitchen injury?

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Speaker 5: So quite a few years ago, I wanted to have

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Speaker 5: some spaghetti Bowline's for dinner and it was frozen, so

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Speaker 5: I got it out of the freezer and grabbed CID

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Speaker 5: a sharp knife and just started stabbing it to try

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Speaker 5: and break it in half. And my finger slipped it

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Speaker 5: right down the blade and I ended up snapping my

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Speaker 5: tendon on my little finger. Oh gosh, and I had

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Speaker 5: to have like, I had to have an operation, and

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Speaker 5: then I had to have weeks of hand therapy. But

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Speaker 5: the funny thing was when I went into emergency, the guy,

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Speaker 5: the doctor, he said, oh, so, how did you do that?

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Speaker 5: Was it on the spaghetti bowl and a or the avocado?

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Speaker 3: You're kidding? They narrowed it down. Now you were the

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Speaker 3: spag boll side the equation.

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Speaker 5: I exactly what I've done. And then weeks later, even

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Speaker 5: now like this probably happened twenty years ago, my fingers

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Speaker 5: just like this big hook. So and I work with

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Speaker 5: children and I tell them I'm a witch and they

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Speaker 5: all kind of look sideways, not sure if I'm serious

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Speaker 5: or not. So yeah, it's been kind a bit of

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Speaker 5: a funny story.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what for that, So maybe tomorrow on

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Speaker 2: the show. Your body is a party trick?

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Speaker 3: What does it do?

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Speaker 2: I love that if my hand suddenly became a claw,

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Speaker 2: you terrify kids with it.

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Speaker 3: It should actually you should be made to do that.

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Speaker 2: If you don't do that, that's great. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: your story very funny.

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Speaker 3: He gave thanks The Christian O'Connell Show podcast