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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Will and Woody the Afternoon one

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Speaker 1: six y five. The most uncomfortable question your child or

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Speaker 1: a child for that matter, has asked you about the

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Speaker 1: birds and the bee.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be tough.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be really I'm not looking forward to it,

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Speaker 1: particularly for a.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think for.

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Speaker 1: If it was my son, maybe what you and I

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Speaker 1: just don't need to feel those questions about flossing the

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Speaker 1: fairy and let me just pass them on.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're more like I imagine my daughter is more

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Speaker 2: likely to go to mum for those sorts of questions.

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Speaker 2: I imagine. But who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Do

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Speaker 2: you give a good answer? I remember when I was young.

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Speaker 2: I remember asking my dad if he and mum had

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Speaker 2: had sex, and I was about four, And what did

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Speaker 2: he say? He looked at him with an evil glint

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Speaker 2: in his eye.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yes, mate, we have And I was like,

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Speaker 1: he didn't say it like that strange voice really dropped

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Speaker 1: an octave at the wrong time. Leah, Yes, mate, Leah

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Speaker 1: one six y five.

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Speaker 2: This was your five year old son. Yes, what do

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Speaker 2: you say?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: My partner has previously told him that he started in

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Speaker 3: his ball sack in dad of full sack.

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Speaker 2: Ye. Answer, that's a good start, great place to start.

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Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So my son has asked me if I've eaten dad

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Speaker 4: fall sack?

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Speaker 2: What did you say? What did you say to him?

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Speaker 2: I just I just laughed. I didn't know what to

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Speaker 2: say to be honest. Yeah, yeah, fair enough? Could I

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Speaker 2: over put them two and two together? Though? It's like, right,

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Speaker 2: so if I'm in there, how did I get in there? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You must have eaten them. You must have. That's why. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: let's go to Michelle. Every question. Sorry, before we go

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Speaker 2: to Michelle.

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Speaker 1: The reason we were talking about is we found it

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Speaker 1: today that the number one question the kids as young

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Speaker 1: as eight are demanding is they want to know what

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Speaker 1: six nine means.

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Speaker 2: How are they getting that at that age?

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Speaker 1: Well? I think, do you remember being at primary school

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Speaker 1: and saying that you'd be like I never got yelled at,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't know what it man, I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: I knew it was naughty. Laugh. You knew to laugh

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Speaker 2: like nine?

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Speaker 3: Gay?

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Speaker 2: I really I knew untill I was in high school. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And even then, just the mechanics of it, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: go get my head around it, mihnd the funt.

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Speaker 2: Michelle's killed on.

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Speaker 1: Hi Michelle, Hey, hey, hey, we're gonna make kids asking

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Speaker 1: you questions about the birds and the bees.

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Speaker 2: What'd you get? Well?

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Speaker 4: I was due to go and have a hysterectomy, and

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Speaker 4: my son, who was six at the time, decided to

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Speaker 4: ask his father, why has mommy being de sxt?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Where did he go?

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Speaker 4: Proceeded well, being proceded to go to school the next day,

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Speaker 4: and we had prayer session and put his hand up

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Speaker 4: and said, I'd like to pray for my mum. She's

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Speaker 4: been d SX today and.

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Speaker 2: Today she's wearing the cone over her head as well.

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Speaker 2: Obviously she's wearing the cone of shame. Thanks Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Moms at home with the cone's Emily.

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Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.

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Speaker 1: You're a teacher, so you've had to field some hairy

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Speaker 1: questions from the kids.

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Speaker 3: Emily, Yeah, absolutely, I get all sorts of questions all

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Speaker 3: the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I've got teaching nine year old at the minute,

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Speaker 3: and recently one of them was asking what does horny mean? Oh? Interesting?

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Speaker 2: And so what did you go for there? Emily?

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Speaker 3: So initially it was I don't want to hear that

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Speaker 3: in my classroom. That's something you can go and ask

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Speaker 3: your parents. But then this particular student decided to start

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Speaker 3: using it in their day to day vocabulary. One day,

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Speaker 3: they came up to me and said, I'm really.

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Speaker 2: Horny, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: And I said, I do not want to hear about that.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I asked her.

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Speaker 3: I said, do you actually know what that word means?

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Speaker 3: And she tried to explain it, and she goes, my

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Speaker 3: uterus is like sticking out, like that's not a thing, sunshine,

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Speaker 3: And then she tried explaining it differently.

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Speaker 2: You should probably go to it.

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Speaker 3: In the end, I just had to say, it means

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Speaker 3: you want to have sex. Oh wow. The whole thing

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Speaker 3: was mortified very clearly that in my classroom.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well done. There we go that honesty is the

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Speaker 2: best policy answer. Yeah, very good teaching.

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Speaker 1: I would say, actually, it sounds like you're parry beautifully.

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Speaker 2: You can just finally's pillow for that. Why don't we

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Speaker 2: finish well with you? You threw it at me very

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Speaker 2: early on. How do you explain the sixty nine to

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Speaker 2: your daughter? I cooked it? Yeah, you have a crack.

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Speaker 1: Simple it's the number. It's the number one less than

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Speaker 1: seventy you dog.

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Speaker 2: That's a solutely dog god clean clean. So you called

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Speaker 2: clean parenting. Well done, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Well, if I'm having that conversation with my daughter, go

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Speaker 1: and talk to mum about it.

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Speaker 2: You can't just handle ther mum every time. Why not

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Speaker 2: take some responsibility? Will your a father?

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Speaker 4: Now? No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, But like that's not a question I would want

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Speaker 1: to explain to my daughter. I don't think in the future. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I'll be avoiding that question. Well, well, like

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Speaker 1: I tried before, mate, and we're not going over to

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Speaker 1: you know, and we go camping.

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Speaker 2: You talks and tales with your brother. It's not like that.

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