Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Getting ready to hear a very positive jack Post today.
Speaker 1: He came and he said, Hey, Bombers are playing tonight,
Speaker 1: and the rest was, oh God, that's not really a
Speaker 1: barmburner of a way to start the weekend? Is it
Speaker 1: a Bombers game? But you are going to be As
Speaker 1: a lifelong Bombers fan.
Speaker 3: I've decided to be positive. I've got it all out
Speaker 3: of my system. Last weekend where we came in Monday
Speaker 3: morning and we were both of us were awful, play
Speaker 3: happing all over our teams. But I heard Zach Mehrett
Speaker 3: caught up with Zach Merrett on AFL three sixty. He
Speaker 3: was on Tuesday night and he was despite what the
Speaker 3: club is going through, so positive, what a loyal lead.
Speaker 1: A really good stand up man.
Speaker 3: So I thought, you know what, I'm going to be positive.
Speaker 1: If Zach can, you can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, He's right in the thick of it. I'm
Speaker 3: just a fan on the side.
Speaker 1: Oh You're so much more than that than a fan
Speaker 1: on the side. That should be the Jackpost story. A
Speaker 1: fan on the side, it's the jack Post story. Patsy,
Speaker 1: how was your day yesterday.
Speaker 4: You've got to feel sympathy for me because yesterday I
Speaker 4: went to the school athletics carnival, so basically no classes
Speaker 4: and they all get bust to this athletics facility and
Speaker 4: they go through all of their you know, track and
Speaker 4: field events, and they're all separated in their house.
Speaker 3: Old day for the parents and mate, I don't remember
Speaker 3: the parents coming to.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, didn't When if you saw someone's
Speaker 1: mum or dad day, it was odd right Whereas now
Speaker 1: you have to go or it's triggering for the kids
Speaker 1: or they have be in therapy forever, like did you
Speaker 1: hear the dad Act to leave up to ten hours? Shame? Shame.
Speaker 4: I did feel like a fish on drugs by the end, I.
Speaker 5: Did feel like a fish out of water.
Speaker 4: I sort of did feel a bit weird because and
Speaker 4: the kids are older now, like they're not little ones.
Speaker 5: It's different when.
Speaker 4: They're little, you'll find Jack with Gordy. When they're older,
Speaker 4: you're kind of a bit more self conscious of you know,
Speaker 4: oh his mum's here.
Speaker 5: But there are heaps heaps of parents there.
Speaker 4: God, they've got some lungs on them, those kids. So
Speaker 4: it was just basically me sitting in the stands screaming
Speaker 4: with up to a thousand kids. It was the whole
Speaker 4: middle godparts screaming at the.
Speaker 1: Top of the kiddy Olympics.
Speaker 4: It's great actually because they all just you know, rally
Speaker 4: for their house and egg one another on it.
Speaker 5: It's really great.
Speaker 3: The team spirits brilliantly.
Speaker 1: The teacher don't do well. The old slow ones are
Speaker 1: the but the gy egged. That's the way you build
Speaker 1: the next generation of gold medals in Australia, you egg
Speaker 1: the loosers.
Speaker 5: But it was it was hard going.
Speaker 1: I've got to say, what event is your daughter competing in?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 1: You still want to go? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, she was part. She formed part of the
Speaker 5: cheer squad. She does not athletic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't chair the cheers squad? Are you here
Speaker 1: to chair the cheer squad?
Speaker 5: The house essentially the house? But she's not an idiot.
Speaker 1: I would not have gone no part of that. If
Speaker 1: you want no part of it, that's great, cool, good,
Speaker 1: smarty done.
Speaker 3: You should be fair or maybe coming second. Anything other than.
Speaker 5: How funny is that?
Speaker 4: When we went to school, there was no I don't
Speaker 4: actually that's not my thing. I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 4: It was like you will.
Speaker 1: Do it with sticks and rocks, you will.
Speaker 4: Walk over glass if it means you have to do
Speaker 4: the fifteen hundred meters.
Speaker 1: You're right, there was. It was not an option. There
Speaker 1: was no no, no, hadn't been invented.
Speaker 3: And for us, people like me that didn't have that
Speaker 3: natural athletic ability, they put you in like triple jump
Speaker 3: or one of the.
Speaker 1: Weird stuffs, right, yeah, really hard one.
Speaker 3: Just get out of the way, do that one where
Speaker 3: you jump over the big hurdle into the water.
Speaker 1: And did you still because it was still like compulsory
Speaker 1: to do, like the one the two hundred and four
Speaker 1: hundred meters, And I remember as you were a kid,
Speaker 1: you don't really understand distance or timing it out. And
Speaker 1: then I used to just gun off straight away, think
Speaker 1: I'm bloody smash this. And then you're like you go
Speaker 1: in that first bend like bloody hell animal, Oh my
Speaker 1: lungs are on fire. This is so hard. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's the four hundred meters, isn't it? Two laps of this.
Speaker 3: When I was in high school, they put in a
Speaker 3: sixty meter event, which you never seen.
Speaker 1: We might say at twenty thirty two at the Brisbane Olympics.
Speaker 1: Sixty run out of that. But perhaps you were good
Speaker 1: mum dearing have you always gone to because I remember
Speaker 1: when the kids were very young and they used to
Speaker 1: have raised like the egg and spoon race and the
Speaker 1: old bean bags which a.
Speaker 3: Long old days three legged race, three legged RACEO.
Speaker 5: You sort of do think that.
Speaker 4: But I'm also very acutely aware that after this year,
Speaker 4: she's only effectively got like four years of school left.
Speaker 4: So I'm trying to squeeze every last morsel of every
Speaker 4: event because I know one day it will be the
Speaker 4: last time that I'm going to.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it was already last year was the
Speaker 3: last time yourself?
Speaker 1: It feels like she's already given up on it. Which
Speaker 1: is in the cheer Squads.
Speaker 2: Has the Christian O'Connell show, but.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Yesterday's show miss read
Speaker 1: out some comments about one moment in the yesterday's show, Blinda,
Speaker 1: that was the most insane thing I've ever heard. Violet
Speaker 1: heard this while driving in my car and I was yelling, no,
Speaker 1: if I met a guy and we had four or
Speaker 1: five amazing dates and he mentioned he lift his clothes
Speaker 1: permanent at the shop. I would start ghosting him permanently.
Speaker 1: Paula Feral Feral Radio Richmond. What did he do when
Speaker 1: he changed his kids? Nappy? Leave it somewhere? What are
Speaker 1: we referring to a moment yesterday of moments when our
Speaker 1: friend Jackpost casually mentioned that, no, biggie, but he brought
Speaker 1: a new pair of jeans, and where did leif his
Speaker 1: old jeans on the floor of the changing room. And
Speaker 1: that is when we just everything changed, Everything.
Speaker 3: Changed, and I will change my behavior now.
Speaker 1: I doubt that I got. I got the feeling that
Speaker 1: that was not your first time at that rodeo. No,
Speaker 1: you don't suddenly start doing that in life that I reckon.
Speaker 1: There's a whole trail of clothes left to blaze. This
Speaker 1: is a serial offense.
Speaker 3: I can say I will never do it again now
Speaker 3: that I know that, Oh it's so wrong rooms anymore.
Speaker 1: I got this email from lovely email actually from Kathy.
Speaker 1: Dear Christian, My children and I listen to your show
Speaker 1: on the way to school. Occasionally, some of Jack's questionable
Speaker 1: acts provide good learning opportunities for my kids. This morning,
Speaker 1: you are you really are? This morning we were overwhelmed
Speaker 1: by those learning opportunities. We love listening to Jack. He
Speaker 1: seems like a very nice guy. He is you are.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he does things which are a bit out of
Speaker 1: counter I'm not sure about that. I would say, very
Speaker 1: much in character. But anyway, catch your email. But then again,
Speaker 1: we're all in the process of becoming better versions of ourselves.
Speaker 1: That's lovely. We're all working progress. Could you please he's
Speaker 1: passed on these five learning points to Jack gladly cath
Speaker 1: One wear what you feel like and feel comfortable in,
Speaker 1: rather than following trends. There was a lot of murmuring
Speaker 1: yesterday from me about ski jeans. We kept coming back
Speaker 1: to ski jeans aren't in fashionate?
Speaker 3: That was the whole reason I was there in the
Speaker 3: first place to get.
Speaker 1: He's got his classic old dad straight leg jeans. Now
Speaker 1: no fun too. Your parents would have taught you not
Speaker 1: to leave your clothes on the floor and clean your
Speaker 1: own mess. The same applies outside of the home.
Speaker 3: I actually I didn't leave them on the floor. I
Speaker 3: left them on that little seat that they give, oh.
Speaker 1: So six inches off the floor. Three staff in cheaper
Speaker 1: stores yesterday, Jack were saying because it was a dfo
Speaker 1: he felt he could behave a bit.
Speaker 3: They run a looser store, do they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, staff in cheaper stores now has deserved the same
Speaker 1: amount of respect as high head stock. I forgot about
Speaker 1: this too too. Jacket lost his parking ticket, so he
Speaker 1: just tailgated to get out of there without paying for
Speaker 1: tailgating out of a car park dishonest, illegal, and can
Speaker 1: cause accidents.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, no, no, no, I have no defense for
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Five. If you finish wearing your clothes, wash them and
Speaker 1: donate them to the Salvos as someone less fortunate, we'll
Speaker 1: appreciate them.
Speaker 3: And I think probably that's what would have happened to
Speaker 3: them anyway.
Speaker 1: What do you think they're going to take them home
Speaker 1: and watch some strangers jeans?
Speaker 3: No, but they might have a donation part for everybody,
Speaker 3: because they don't.
Speaker 1: Retailers haven't got the space or time their business.
Speaker 3: Somewhere on the desk there like once a week they
Speaker 3: take all the clothes that get left behind.
Speaker 1: There's none, there's none that get left behind. There's none
Speaker 1: that get left behind. So after yesterday's show, right, Pa
Speaker 1: Caitlin goes, oh my god, all that Jean stuff. The
Speaker 1: phone calls, the emails, you're still getting about it. And
Speaker 1: she goes, you know what, I can't help the thing.
Speaker 1: Stuff happens in jeans.
Speaker 3: I'm like, she'sio, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, stuff is going to happen, whether you're
Speaker 1: in your trainers or your r own Williams. Stuff happens.
Speaker 1: She goes, no, no, no, I reck can we might get
Speaker 1: loads of calls stories about jeans, whether they're in them
Speaker 1: or something that I said, well.
Speaker 3: They can't in them. It can't be a story. You Oh,
Speaker 3: I went skydiving in the parachute didn't open, but then
Speaker 3: it opened at the last minute, and I was wearing jeans.
Speaker 1: Let's go straight. The source says, so what, how do
Speaker 1: you because I want to find out today if people
Speaker 1: do have stories about jeans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So, for example, a girlfriend of mine got a pair
Speaker 6: of skinny jeans and she had to go to hospital
Speaker 6: and get cut out of them because they were so
Speaker 6: tight that she lost circulation in the leaks.
Speaker 1: I'm giving them money.
Speaker 2: For great story.
Speaker 6: So just stories like that.
Speaker 1: How long are you waiting in that reception, because I've
Speaker 1: been at the emergency department, you know, and you have
Speaker 1: to wait hours. And if you've got but if it's
Speaker 1: just your jeans are too tight, you could be there
Speaker 1: a week. They're not rushing you through. We've got a
Speaker 1: skinny jeana crash team.
Speaker 3: I guess it depends how blew her feet.
Speaker 1: Actually, it could be constricting, like a python so wrapping
Speaker 1: itself around you.
Speaker 6: She actually went in not knowing that the gene with
Speaker 6: a problem. So she just had pins and needles in
Speaker 6: her legs, and she said, and so she wanted to
Speaker 6: be seen. And then they were like, you've just got
Speaker 6: two tight in jeans on and then they cut them off.
Speaker 3: Let's do jeans.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, any stories you've got involving jeans.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, I participated. Wants to know if there are
Speaker 1: stories out there involving jeans, and you know what it
Speaker 1: looks like the moonshot's working, Christian. My girlfriend split her
Speaker 1: jeans like split split at a race day. It was
Speaker 1: a big motorsports event. She was working the event first
Speaker 1: day in this job. Didn't realize until halfway through the
Speaker 1: day that her backside had been out in front of
Speaker 1: Holden and Ford fans. That is brutal, poor thing. Let's
Speaker 1: get to justin good morning justin good eye. How are you?
Speaker 1: We're good, justin? So what is your story involving Jeans?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, So when I was about sixty years old,
Speaker 7: come home from school and yeah, said, I thought you
Speaker 7: Perry Jeans.
Speaker 3: I thought, for how good this?
Speaker 7: So I went and tried him on. And I was
Speaker 7: trying to mom with nom and his mistake for a start,
Speaker 7: and I said, Mom, can't get the zipper done up.
Speaker 7: Cannot get the zipper done up. And I wasn't happy.
Speaker 7: So Mom comes out, she goes to do the zipper
Speaker 7: up and got me bloody little Willie stuck in the zip.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 1: Just as soon as yeah, and Mom would have done
Speaker 1: it with Gusto and force can do that for you.
Speaker 1: And just too much gusto and force.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I was screaming. So I'm running out and
Speaker 7: he's going, what is going on? And he was beside
Speaker 7: himself laugh and he couldn't believe. And little Jazzy, he
Speaker 7: was not happy.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much your story mate. Have a good day,
Speaker 1: take care buddy.
Speaker 3: Thanks very much.
Speaker 7: You do.
Speaker 2: But Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: This afternoon, I got an email from one of you
Speaker 1: that I was grateful for and thank you for thinking
Speaker 1: of the show. It's from Kathleen Christian. This morning, on
Speaker 1: the way to school to drop off my ten year
Speaker 1: old son, my ten year old son saw something in
Speaker 1: the gutter on the other side of the road. On
Speaker 1: the way back after dropping him off, I stopped to
Speaker 1: grab it. It was a Mekita brushless impact driver with
Speaker 1: the name Archie and a number six written on the
Speaker 1: back in black texture. Battery was attached and still working.
Speaker 1: And this is where the speculation and detective work kicks him.
Speaker 1: Christian imagine Archie is a tradee who forgot to put
Speaker 1: in his toolbox and it has fallen off the back
Speaker 1: of his ute on the way to work. Christian age'll
Speaker 1: help on the show's out to reunite Archie and his drill.
Speaker 1: Could you please put out a call to help find
Speaker 1: Archie the details Chushion. It was found on the Princess
Speaker 1: Highway Dandling Road, Oakley East outbound, heading towards Mulgrave the
Speaker 1: morning of the twenty sixth of March yesterday. It wasn't
Speaker 1: there Tuesday morning, so Archie must have lost it somewhere
Speaker 1: between eight forty five Tuesday and yesterday eight forty five.
Speaker 1: Hoping you can help well, Kathleen, we will gladly help.
Speaker 1: And great work so far, Kathleen and your son there
Speaker 1: as well. Now Jack, someone who's done a reno, what
Speaker 1: do you know about the makita brushless impact?
Speaker 3: I have this exact told Christian, do you yep? For
Speaker 3: putting screws in?
Speaker 1: It's a prose. It's for putting screws in and taking
Speaker 1: him out. So someone yesterday was screwless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wouldn't have been all day yesterday. Archie wouldn't
Speaker 3: have been able to remove or in stall.
Speaker 1: It would have been sent home from trading work. They
Speaker 1: would have gone home. You've lost your maquita. So these
Speaker 1: are worth quite a bit of money, and I guess
Speaker 1: the maquita's expensive gear.
Speaker 3: Right, even the battery alone is worth worthwhile. He would
Speaker 3: not want to lose this.
Speaker 1: So when Jack came to the studio to there, I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: we're going to try and find this. Trading by nine
Speaker 1: called Archie. So he's left his or he's lost his makita.
Speaker 1: And Jack goes straight away because he's a thinker, he goes,
Speaker 1: does it work? And I goes, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't even think about that because because if it's broken,
Speaker 1: maybe just stumped through it out of his car window,
Speaker 1: and you can piff an apple core out of the
Speaker 1: Maybe a car window. You shouldn't, but maybe you could
Speaker 1: if you're in the country. But an actual makita drill
Speaker 1: cashally does like.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would know it, but who knows what?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: We know what you would do? Jeans on the floor,
Speaker 1: trills everywhere, like to be like Jack Poster.
Speaker 5: It must be nice.
Speaker 1: Don't paper parking tickets. I'll just ram you out and
Speaker 1: go come up behind you anyway. Archie the trade, it's
Speaker 1: got to be a trading, hasn't. He's got his trading
Speaker 1: name on his mequita.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking, and it's too late to do now,
Speaker 3: but we should have withheld some information about the drill
Speaker 3: so that when Archie called up we could verify that
Speaker 3: was really Archie.
Speaker 1: I want to live in a world where we don't
Speaker 1: need to do that.
Speaker 3: If we get ten lines, how can there be that
Speaker 3: many Archies without a drill in the city.
Speaker 1: We're not to get a Spartacus moment. I'm Archie, I'm Archie,
Speaker 1: I'm Archie.
Speaker 2: It's not these.
Speaker 3: Drills, these drills, they're not worth nothing. Mate.
Speaker 1: Really okay, all right, So if you are genuinely no
Speaker 1: time wasters, genuine are you really, Archie, think about it
Speaker 1: before you pick it up younger, and we need to
Speaker 1: reunite Archie with his beloved Mquita Drill. What about that
Speaker 1: number six?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the information we should have withheld, and we
Speaker 3: should have said Archie, there's a number.
Speaker 1: Listen, radio hero you had this information for the last
Speaker 1: They just thought, yeah, did you? Well, then keep it
Speaker 1: yourself while we're on the air. Okay, Hell, this is
Speaker 1: what's holding this show back. It's just chases like this
Speaker 1: eMates the number six. What do we gain by holding
Speaker 1: back the coverted number six? No one's calling in the moment.
Speaker 3: There's a number on.
Speaker 1: You know. The traders are right now chugging energy drinks
Speaker 1: with both hands.
Speaker 3: Alright, any old Archie call any.
Speaker 1: Old Archie, brand new feature on Thursday Thursday, Any old Archie?
Speaker 1: All right, are you Archie? What do you think the
Speaker 1: number six means? Though?
Speaker 3: Maybe there's six batteries and that's the sixth one. Probably unlikely, though,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 1: Think it's one of a series of different bits of
Speaker 1: equipment and that's you know, sometimes the dentists go. I've
Speaker 1: never heard them say that's actually passably the number nine
Speaker 1: a dentist that they go that closal upper six peet
Speaker 1: and then go get the number six. It's a real problem.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I've drewn this truth off.
Speaker 1: This is a number nine seven days up down upside
Speaker 1: down six, it's not a nine. All right, are you actuie?
Speaker 1: Have you last?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 1: Makita?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. The other day on a little TV
Speaker 1: we have in the studio here. We always have the
Speaker 1: volume down, but we have sunrise on and sometimes it's
Speaker 1: catching a glimpse of some of the stuff they have
Speaker 1: on there. My word. Anyway, I just saw they were
Speaker 1: talking about chopping boards, and all three of us in studio, me,
Speaker 1: Jack Andrie, who are actually looking at a mute TV
Speaker 1: trying to lip rely because there was like, actually it
Speaker 1: might be something relevant in this about chopping boards. So
Speaker 1: I found the actual were the actual What they were
Speaker 1: talking about is this.
Speaker 2: Chopping boards are a big one.
Speaker 6: Yes, you can cut meat, but you have to clean
Speaker 6: it straight.
Speaker 2: Away after a chopping board. And I was, okay, here
Speaker 2: we go. First of all, after every time you use
Speaker 2: the chopping board. I just want you to use mild
Speaker 2: dish washing liquid and soap and give it a good wash.
Speaker 1: Now, do you guys cut save you're cutting meat? Shape?
Speaker 1: Was checking right? Would you use a plastic or a wooden?
Speaker 3: Wooden?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wooden?
Speaker 3: Every time you meant to use wooden.
Speaker 1: Now why do you prefer wooden?
Speaker 3: Because I think the theory is with the plastic boards,
Speaker 3: as your knife cuts through them, they create little grooves,
Speaker 3: and bacteria lives inside the plastic grooves, whereas wood it's
Speaker 3: got some kind of like natural defense against the bacteria.
Speaker 1: And what do you wash it with afterwards? Not just
Speaker 1: warm water?
Speaker 3: So yeah, dish soap?
Speaker 1: PASSI what do you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the same wash with dish washing soap. And also
Speaker 4: my little scrubby thing that jack.
Speaker 1: Yes, grab Duddy, but then Scrubeddy now has got like
Speaker 1: raw meat on him. No, then you could be scrubbing
Speaker 1: other plates and you've got kind of like transferred back
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 5: No, but you put it in a sink of warm
Speaker 5: soapy water.
Speaker 1: Germs just laugh at warm water boiling hot water. Then
Speaker 1: you'll get them screaming.
Speaker 5: And scrub a bath.
Speaker 2: Get my ger.
Speaker 1: Thank you running me a warm bath.
Speaker 4: No, I chuck him in the dishwasher about once a week.
Speaker 4: Scrubb daddy, do you Yeah? It gets rid of all
Speaker 4: the all.
Speaker 2: The you know, a spar.
Speaker 1: Get right back.
Speaker 3: Are you cutting on wooden? Are you cutting your meat
Speaker 3: on wooden boards?
Speaker 9: I do.
Speaker 1: I love chopping boards. I count how many we have, right,
Speaker 1: and I think I've actually got an illness.
Speaker 5: We have seven chopping bow, one for each day of
Speaker 5: the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you've got the Sunday Pattic got the Sunday
Speaker 1: one out one of the week.
Speaker 3: You know what, watch your ratio of plastic to wooden.
Speaker 1: We do have these plastic ones, but I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't like using them. And you're right, they've got clear
Speaker 1: grooves in them. But the wood gets to grow as
Speaker 1: well when you the groove.
Speaker 4: But it's very tactile too, like that feeling of the
Speaker 4: knife on the wood, whereas the plastic doesn't quite It
Speaker 4: doesn't even sound as good as when you chop.
Speaker 1: On board quite right, Patsy. And do you know what
Speaker 1: I love to do. If I'm grinning steaks, then I
Speaker 1: have a special special chopping board. Once the steaks of
Speaker 1: rested for a bit, I place them when I present
Speaker 1: the steaks to people. Zech We're in a high end restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'm blaying out my wooden board that has a handle
Speaker 1: on and they go, pick your steak this head owt
Speaker 1: to left or right. I'm all well done, going down
Speaker 1: here to medium rare.
Speaker 3: I'll give you one more move. You can put butter, salt,
Speaker 3: pepper straight on the wooden board and then you put
Speaker 3: your steak on top of that. As it cools down,
Speaker 3: it sucks up all the juice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because what I do is I make homemade
Speaker 1: gone at batter so straight with our slice that put
Speaker 1: that on the state. But that's coming from the top.
Speaker 1: No one's coming up underneath.
Speaker 3: I come from the bottom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you've got double penetration. Anyway, I asked
Speaker 1: chat GPT you guys, it's amazing. Now just to last
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, how I'm increasingly using every day asking AI. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well in my Apple phone. Now you know he's about
Speaker 1: to shout out random questions to Siri. Now Siri goes,
Speaker 1: do you want me to ask the smartest person? Got
Speaker 1: a new mate? Now got chat EPT And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that must be really awkward. Siri. Yeah, I asked my
Speaker 1: big brother. Actually, why don't we just cut the middle.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go stretcher chat ept. Well, what does
Speaker 1: the language learning machine tell us? Wooden chopping balls generally
Speaker 1: contain less bacteria than plastic ones. Well, pastor balls may
Speaker 1: seem more hygienic because they are non porous and needed
Speaker 1: to clean initially. Where search has showing that right, it's
Speaker 1: those crews, Jackie boy, Yeah, where it was. Wooden does
Speaker 1: contain some natural anti bacterial properties, but you still need
Speaker 1: to cleanse it hygienically. Do you know what I do
Speaker 1: as well? Sometimes, if it's been a lot of meat,
Speaker 1: I will then boil up a kettle and pour it on.
Speaker 3: You really want those germs to suffer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I got a thing about germs, guys.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, my life turned into a real life needle in
Speaker 1: a haystack. I've been out walking my dog for about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and I suddenly begin to make the move
Speaker 1: to head towards home and then pat my pocket. You know,
Speaker 1: in something just intuition or whatever says check where your
Speaker 1: door keys? And I realized, oh god, I've lost my
Speaker 1: door key. Yeah, and I realized my wife is two
Speaker 1: hours away. The kids won't have door keys, and I'm
Speaker 1: like a locksmith. I'm not wringing my wife saying as
Speaker 1: an adult, I've lost the door key. I need to
Speaker 1: find this door key, because I've never lost a dorky
Speaker 1: in my life, I think, and I'm not Yeah, my god,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, oh God. I walked around this oval
Speaker 1: a couple of times. I went down that little side
Speaker 1: lane and I think, oh, this is now, this could
Speaker 1: be an hour.
Speaker 3: Is it on a key chain or is it a
Speaker 3: single key.
Speaker 1: Just a single key, silver key. Yeah. So I start
Speaker 1: doing you know, like you see the police where they're
Speaker 1: doing that slow comb looking for me. I'm going out.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of this oval. So I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I'll start the oval if i'll go
Speaker 1: down this slay. So I start out, I'll do the
Speaker 1: out boundary than are going concentric circles spiral inwards, yes, right,
Speaker 1: And so I start off and then there's some guy
Speaker 1: who's clearly if you're a regular dog walker, you'll notice
Speaker 1: a lot of retired people, you know, and that's that's
Speaker 1: part of their day, isn't it. And they are available
Speaker 1: for chit chat. It's like eyes up, you know, they
Speaker 1: want to chat you. And he comes over to me
Speaker 1: and I'm like, here, we go can help you. He goes, now,
Speaker 1: you look like somebody who's looking for something, and I went,
Speaker 1: I am, actually it's a door key. He went he'd
Speaker 1: in a haystack. And I'm like, yeah, that's right. And
Speaker 1: he and his name was and he kept telling me,
Speaker 1: must have told me two or three times it was
Speaker 1: spelled I A I. And I think, mate, this isn't
Speaker 1: the start of like a bromance or something. We ain't
Speaker 1: getting matching tattoos of each other's names. Also, this guy,
Speaker 1: so we're then.
Speaker 3: Now so he's doing the Amy Bob with you.
Speaker 1: He's now doing this together, right and uh then then
Speaker 1: I look over at him. Okay, so you know I
Speaker 1: partly wants to find it before or the old timer.
Speaker 1: He's also got very very and I wear reading glasses,
Speaker 1: but these glasses he had were the thickest glasses I've
Speaker 1: ever seen when I work out, is that a disadvantage
Speaker 1: or advantage he's got, I mean, really thick glasses. It
Speaker 1: was like I was with one of the proclaimers, Is
Speaker 1: it is this is this enhanced.
Speaker 3: That's a disadvantage. He's going to see like a cricket
Speaker 3: ball and go here's your key.
Speaker 1: Is going to help me so anyway, And also not
Speaker 1: just that he's spending a lot of time texting his
Speaker 1: wife letting her know that he's involved in a bit
Speaker 1: of a caper. Right and listen, Ian.
Speaker 3: On the ground, off the phone.
Speaker 1: Come on, buddy, you're either in it. Don't leave me
Speaker 1: hanging like that. Jack almost and now goes by. There's
Speaker 1: no key. I then have to go down this side
Speaker 1: alleyway that's just covered in like dog MRK and like cat.
Speaker 3: With you at the stage or did you let him go?
Speaker 1: He's now just sort of staring off into space. I
Speaker 1: actually sort of thinking, is he lost? Have I now
Speaker 1: got two situations as the keys and I need to fight.
Speaker 1: Someone has dumped Ian by the side of this oval,
Speaker 1: Shame on his wife or somebody. I go down this
Speaker 1: lane way. I can't find it down there. I go
Speaker 1: back to the oval and now decide to ditch the
Speaker 1: I decided to ditch the concentric circles. I go towards
Speaker 1: the middle. I find the key. I can't tell you
Speaker 1: the sense of achieve I text my wife to say,
Speaker 1: and she hadn't even known that I'd lost the key.
Speaker 1: All she got concerned was about how did locy don't
Speaker 1: I lost I've got the key? How long was it
Speaker 1: missing for? Do you think someone could have made a
Speaker 1: copy of it? When a master criminals hanging around ovals
Speaker 1: hoping that one jumps out of your pockets. We want
Speaker 1: a bar of soap and they're quickly bringing it back.
Speaker 3: I don't know. We don't know much about that shift
Speaker 3: he has.
Speaker 1: He hasn't got fake Those were fake glasses.
Speaker 3: He'd take off for long enough to go to mister
Speaker 3: minute and come back.
Speaker 1: Sure right, Jackie did he's got those joke shot disguised
Speaker 1: glasses on there. How about that wasn't even his nose
Speaker 1: on starts as well? He's got the fake grouse show
Speaker 1: marks on him. Anyway, When have you been involved in this?
Speaker 1: In a real life needle in a.
Speaker 2: Haystack Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: So if your life ever turned into a real life
Speaker 1: search for a needle in a haystack like me yesday
Speaker 1: trying to find a small silver key in a whopping
Speaker 1: great footy oval. We know ovals are big, but until
Speaker 1: you're actually combing through it inch bll and you go.
Speaker 1: These things are massive and the key is such a
Speaker 1: small thing. The task ahead of re is so hard.
Speaker 3: We have laughed at our partners before for keeping a
Speaker 3: jailer's key ring with hundreds of keys on it. For
Speaker 3: like houses we don't even live out anymore, but at
Speaker 3: least they don't lost.
Speaker 1: No, I know, yes, yeah, that was the conversation last night.
Speaker 1: My wife is that way. Yeah, all those apple what
Speaker 1: is it you get these tags now?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Ear tags.
Speaker 1: That's it. My wife's constantly wringing her keys in the house.
Speaker 1: It tries me nuts. It's torture. It's just it's this
Speaker 1: big fat what's got the car keys on there? You're right,
Speaker 1: it'slightly prison and all these jailer's keys and stuff that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: if you have been in a similar situation in real
Speaker 1: life needling the hate stat Pats, Has this happened to you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Picture this Winton Racetrack Back in the late seventies it
Speaker 4: was man, how.
Speaker 1: Many times and we went at Winton Racetrack and just say, Jack,
Speaker 1: take a polaroid in your mind right now, remember these days.
Speaker 1: Like the back of my head, I love a bit
Speaker 1: of winter, stinking.
Speaker 5: Hot summer's day. It was like forty three forty three,
Speaker 5: forty four, just stinking hot.
Speaker 4: And my mum was heavily pregnant with my brother and
Speaker 4: she lost the diamond out of her engagement ring. And
Speaker 4: I can still remember how.
Speaker 1: She lose it it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she just looked down and it was gone out
Speaker 5: of the claws and.
Speaker 1: Just punched someone and it ended up in their cheek
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I can still remember all these people around us,
Speaker 4: all all of them on their hands and knees, and
Speaker 4: the dust was like talcum powder.
Speaker 1: That's winter, isn't that. That's why they called it the
Speaker 1: winter and dust fame for it.
Speaker 4: And they're sifting through this dust and they found it
Speaker 4: shiny sun. After about like an hour of searching, they
Speaker 4: found it and it was reunited with a ring.
Speaker 5: Took it to the jewelers.
Speaker 3: Problem, what's your mum doing heavily pregnant at a racetrack?
Speaker 1: I do want to say that chat, but yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't have but wonder, but that's still we did. That's
Speaker 1: forty three, forty two, forty five, forty six, forty nine degrees. Sure,
Speaker 1: get out there, you are heavily pregnant. I want to
Speaker 1: be my dusty old.
Speaker 4: Track entertainment options were very few in regional Victory Chaby day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is it hot enough to go by some
Speaker 1: dusty old track?
Speaker 12: Die haard.
Speaker 1: Most sport fans will relate, all right, your real life
Speaker 1: need and a haystrack? And were you there? You ever
Speaker 1: been winter racetrack? You know, dusty old day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I lost my front door key. What was out
Speaker 1: walking my dog? And where I've been walking a dog
Speaker 1: was around a oval which are large, and so almost
Speaker 1: an hour of retracing footsteps trying to do concentric circles
Speaker 1: trying to find a tiny little silver key in an oval.
Speaker 1: And so today we're looking for your stories of a
Speaker 1: real life needle in a haystack. Christ and I once
Speaker 1: lost my car key in one hundred and fifty Hector
Speaker 1: Paddock could not find it by my wife's keys without
Speaker 1: telling her go back to the same padict the next day.
Speaker 1: Part of the work. You in a random spot, open
Speaker 1: the door right there is the key on the front.
Speaker 1: What the odds THEO? I so love going snorkeling with
Speaker 1: my gobro to swimming around one particularly eight came loose
Speaker 1: and I lost it. Came up to the surface, I
Speaker 1: couldn't see it, went back down, couldn't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1: I had to beg surface who were all out the beach.
Speaker 1: I had half the beach in the end looking for
Speaker 1: it when the tourist wandered in out the surf with it.
Speaker 1: What are the odds, Felicity, Good morning, Thank Christian. So
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good, Felicity. So real life needle and
Speaker 1: a haystacks? What we're looking for?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 9: I was.
Speaker 13: It was a real good pearl earing my mother had
Speaker 13: given me, and I'm playing golf just by myself one
Speaker 13: day and I realized I chopped the pearl, and I
Speaker 13: was oh. I was so upset because it was really
Speaker 13: good and meant a lot to me. Anyway, I had
Speaker 13: to keep playing golf and got to during the holiday,
Speaker 13: so I had plenty of time. So I thought, oh,
Speaker 13: I think I'll have another round of golf tomorrow. So
Speaker 13: the next day I went back and I was on
Speaker 13: the second tea and I was just that tea off
Speaker 13: and I looked down and there was my pearl sitting there.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. I love the fact that you're seeing to
Speaker 1: your golf. You don't bother just stopping the game to
Speaker 1: go and look for this beloved pearl area.
Speaker 13: Oh wait a days that was by myself, and I
Speaker 13: thought we're on hold up courses.
Speaker 3: People do get really annoyed hold.
Speaker 1: Pay through.
Speaker 13: I spent a bit of time in the bushes as well.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad it all ended. Yes, thank you, all right,
Speaker 1: thanks Carl, Elicity, have a good day.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 12: I lost an earring where I used to keep my horse.
Speaker 12: So I had a diamond and sapphire earring, and I
Speaker 12: went up there to feed horses and change rugs and
Speaker 12: put my jumper off, lost in the earing, didn't notice,
Speaker 12: went home, fed horses, did all that, and then was
Speaker 12: going to bed and say, oh, I lost my earing,
Speaker 12: So jump back in the car and my jarmy couldn't
Speaker 12: find it with torches. Thought well, that's gone, never going
Speaker 12: to find it again. And then two weeks later I
Speaker 12: was cleaning out my horse's horse and there it was
Speaker 12: in the mud.
Speaker 1: You're kidding, so did the horse had trodden? It was
Speaker 1: in the hoof.
Speaker 12: I think it just when I pulled it out, a
Speaker 12: bit of blink. I had a big Clydie Clydie cross.
Speaker 1: That's a proper horse.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and it was is obviously in the marge and
Speaker 12: he'd stood on it and it's just stayed in there.
Speaker 12: But there was multiple horses at this place, so it
Speaker 12: was really one in a million. He'd never do the kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, incredible story, Michelle, Thank you very much for sharing
Speaker 1: with usday, have a good day.
Speaker 12: Thank you you too.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Don't ever do that again. I'm on this show right,
Speaker 1: you're so oh, finally, finally you want to step up
Speaker 1: me the co pilot, co pilots away, co pilots Away.
Speaker 1: I wondered when co pilot was going to arrive. Jack's
Speaker 1: been here a while way Jack, whilst that song was ending,
Speaker 1: just hand up a photo of what he'd like me
Speaker 1: to talk about next, simply as if it was like
Speaker 1: Bill Belicheck, you know, in the final play at the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, which is what you get it. Pictures were
Speaker 1: now pictures. It's like, you know, somebody to go to
Speaker 1: a restaurant, where's his shiny photos? It doesn't even have
Speaker 1: words We're now just going to produce this show by
Speaker 1: just holding up random pictures. Sick take oval. All right,
Speaker 1: So what was the photo we're holding up? It's a Photolay.
Speaker 3: Mikita impact driver that Archie. Last we mentioned it in
Speaker 3: the six o'clock hour, I thought we might mention it again.
Speaker 1: Just increase absolutely. So one of our listeners, Rank Kathleen's
Speaker 1: son saw this yesterday dand in on road in Oakley.
Speaker 1: It's been there for they estimate for twenty four hours,
Speaker 1: so lost Tuesday and they picked it up yesterday morning
Speaker 1: at eight forty five am. It has the number six
Speaker 1: on it and Archie.
Speaker 3: And Makita drill with Archie in black sharpie on the top.
Speaker 1: It's locked and loaded, it's got the battery in it,
Speaker 1: and it is a working brushless impact driver. You got it?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that a drill? It's a drill.
Speaker 3: Well, a drill is technically the one that makes a hole,
Speaker 3: and then this is the one that puts the screw
Speaker 3: in the hole.
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought you just changed a little attachment
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But when you get to like pro level tradeing.
Speaker 1: Co Pilot slash trading, what can't he do?
Speaker 3: What you have is like two guns holsted on your hips.
Speaker 3: You got one drill, you batteries on both. You make
Speaker 3: a hole and then don't have to fiddle around with it.
Speaker 3: You can just put the screw in with the other one.
Speaker 1: Do you know what twenty four hours in broadcasting is
Speaker 1: a long time? Twenty four hours ago, suddenly the city
Speaker 1: was turning on you. You know, jeans on the floor.
Speaker 1: Now you doublet up. Suddenly the co pilot arrives. The
Speaker 1: hero's journey. Now what'so? On yesterday's show, one of you
Speaker 1: said that you had a life size cutout of Gandolf
Speaker 1: in your front room. We had a very busy show.
Speaker 1: We didn't have time to go into into that. However,
Speaker 1: I do want to know has anyone had a life
Speaker 1: size cutout? Then Rio on this show actually said he
Speaker 1: had he had. We thought he was saying he had
Speaker 1: one of the Spice girls. Well, okay, maybe on his student.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of fun taut Jerry and the girls.
Speaker 1: I suppose what I was saying there, and he went, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: have have present ten.
Speaker 3: We kept saying, you know you misspeaking you hat you
Speaker 3: had one.
Speaker 1: You know when you were young, lad?
Speaker 3: No, no, we've got it in our new apartment.
Speaker 10: It's on the entryway, so it's all five Spice girls
Speaker 10: sort of stat five of them, yeah, all five of them,
Speaker 10: so next to each other, arms around each other, full
Speaker 10: life size. So it's almost like when you walk in,
Speaker 10: you're greeted by the Spice Girls, Like what more could
Speaker 10: you want to start your day?
Speaker 3: When you when your boyfriend moved into your apartment, you
Speaker 3: said things are about to change because he's got an
Speaker 3: eye for interior design, so he's going to make a
Speaker 3: big lesson.
Speaker 1: It's for me and a couple of others are moving
Speaker 1: in as well. Oh okay, I didn't know we're going
Speaker 1: to do that in the relationship it's spice girls. Oh wow, kinky,
Speaker 1: it actually looks.
Speaker 3: Really good because it doesn't No, no, it would possibly.
Speaker 1: You know what annoys me? Yesterday we were asking a
Speaker 1: volunteer what's the most Bogan thing you own? And your
Speaker 1: sat on a life sized cuttle He's so relevant, no.
Speaker 14: British legal weapon. The spote girls are very class.
Speaker 3: And the first thing you see, who on earth.
Speaker 5: Did you get that? A life size?
Speaker 3: You can just buy them online?
Speaker 10: Really, yeah, whatever one you want, Paty, you could have
Speaker 10: big Brian Adams.
Speaker 5: I'll have a big Brian Adams any day.
Speaker 1: All right. Have you ever had or do you have
Speaker 1: a life size cutout?
Speaker 2: Christian? Color Show podcast?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had or do you still have a
Speaker 1: life size cutout? Christian? Have a life size of Essendon's drapes,
Speaker 1: Sam Draper, Wow Leaven behind the door to scare people.
Speaker 1: It's very funny. I had a life sized cutout of
Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger. That would have been back in the day
Speaker 1: one of the most popular ones to have. Christian. I
Speaker 1: actually have a life size cutout of Gollum from where
Speaker 1: you should meet up with Gandalf bringing cutouts together. I
Speaker 1: don't even I'm not even sure now why I still
Speaker 1: have it. Just has been in the house for a while.
Speaker 3: I imagine a life size cutout and.
Speaker 1: You don't want to start chopping up Golin, you know,
Speaker 1: put me into little pieces, all right, it's got to
Speaker 1: Gina now, Good morning, Gina, Good morning, Welcome Gina. So
Speaker 1: life size cutout?
Speaker 11: Yes, so I do have a life size cutout of
Speaker 11: my daughter. It's current and we bought it because she
Speaker 11: while we ordered it because she was heading overseas for
Speaker 11: the first time. You would understand this Christian having children,
Speaker 11: you know, the similar age. They go off and they
Speaker 11: do their own thing. She bought a one way ticket
Speaker 11: overseas and I wasn't sure when she was coming back.
Speaker 11: I was a bit lost, and so I thought she's
Speaker 11: going to miss some significant events such so I was like,
Speaker 11: I'm going to order a life size cutout.
Speaker 1: So I did, and for me, it just makes me
Speaker 1: feel a bit sadder. I just said that with the
Speaker 1: one I mention all cardboards ghost of real kids?
Speaker 3: What do you want for tonight?
Speaker 1: How's dad doing? Not in a great way, He's he's
Speaker 1: chatting to a cardboard cut of you? And oh what
Speaker 1: a day I've had today? Daughter?
Speaker 9: Okay, okay?
Speaker 11: So can I say that when she was gone, I
Speaker 11: did leave it up in her bedroom and I would
Speaker 11: go in there and say good night, good morning.
Speaker 1: Is so sweet. Bless you, Gina, Thank you very much
Speaker 1: for so many stories there. Let's move on seeing sweeches
Speaker 1: to other people. Ale, it's good morning, Hi, good morning,
Speaker 1: everyone are going we're good. Now, what's your story about
Speaker 1: life size cutout?
Speaker 9: So in my teenage bedroom, I had a lifetize cutout
Speaker 9: of Keanu Reeves from Speed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Primetime, k as well. I didn't have one, but
Speaker 1: I get one. Now, my god, that's short cropped hair.
Speaker 1: Don't even get me first track exactly.
Speaker 9: Yes, So it came from the video shop down the road.
Speaker 9: Unfortunately he had a bit of a floppy head because everyone,
Speaker 9: well most of my guy mates would go there and
Speaker 9: give you punch as they left the video.
Speaker 1: Dennis Hopper in this story, he's got enough to deal
Speaker 1: with with the bus.
Speaker 3: Punch to the head.
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 9: So anyway, we've tacked him all up. You know, he
Speaker 9: watched over me every night for a few years and
Speaker 9: had a few kissy marks on his little face.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I love this this thing. Yeah, those video
Speaker 1: stores you used to want signed the promotion board, can
Speaker 1: you release? You used to be able to get the
Speaker 1: cardboard cutouts.
Speaker 3: That's it, that's it.
Speaker 9: And I just asked if I could have it, and
Speaker 9: he said, sure, you can have it, and off I
Speaker 9: toddled home under my arm.
Speaker 1: It's a good time, Alex, Thank you very much.
Speaker 9: You call no worries, thank you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get a life sized cupboard cutout of that call a Gina.
Speaker 1: Let's go to mem now, good morning, mem good morning you.
Speaker 1: We're good man. So what's your story about a cardboard cutout?
Speaker 15: Well, from my wife's fortieth my sister in law got
Speaker 15: her a cardboard cut out of Chris Hem's work.
Speaker 1: So it's a big it's a lot of cardboard.
Speaker 15: It was life life size riding our bedroom, sitting facing
Speaker 15: out bed of all places. So it's a bit of
Speaker 15: bummer and on some occasions, mate, So when you get
Speaker 15: up and look over, you see him looking over when
Speaker 15: you try to.
Speaker 1: Judge you got a lot to live up to there
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. I think your wife is looking at
Speaker 1: him and not thinking of you. Fly back and think
Speaker 1: of Hammo had his hammer out.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, so I've had to pack him away a
Speaker 15: couple of times, but she's managed to find him unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Life it's yeah, oh that's heartbreaking. System.
Speaker 11: I have to think my system more for that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks you, thanks you cool Matt, have a
Speaker 1: good day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, are we ready to play the name game?
Speaker 1: As in let's do it? Contestants? Are you ready? Jack Posts?
Speaker 1: You ready?
Speaker 3: I am ready?
Speaker 1: But Trina Jones are you ready? You better okay, let's
Speaker 1: play the name game, as in caller one, good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Caller one, good morning, Hello.
Speaker 3: We can hear.
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Speaker 3: We don't.
Speaker 13: Okay, it's not my.
Speaker 9: Name, it's my business partners.
Speaker 12: And because of the spelling, he has to do this
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Speaker 1: Cooler one. Let's go now go to caller two, Good morning,
Speaker 1: caller to welcome to the name game, as in.
Speaker 13: My last name is as in victory, winner, win.
Speaker 5: Champion.
Speaker 12: You were close when you were the first.
Speaker 1: One, Winny win Winner, Winston, Winnington, Winfield, when how about
Speaker 1: just winning?
Speaker 3: I thought they said that, Yeah that was said.
Speaker 1: I thought you said winner, some sort of umpire. Then
Speaker 1: the background replayed the videotape. That's all right, Caller three,
Speaker 1: these will been prepped. Hi there, Hey, my name as
Speaker 1: in road street lane.
Speaker 12: You got it?
Speaker 1: How did you know?
Speaker 4: We need to know if it's a first or second
Speaker 4: callers if you're on, want some rules, makes a little bit.
Speaker 1: I want a couple of bumper bars down. Uh. Call
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Speaker 8: Morning, ah, my name as in the captain, leader, skipper
Speaker 8: is it first, governor, just leave it governor, skipper, boss.
Speaker 1: Boss man.
Speaker 12: It's a music band, the captain are they're a band.
Speaker 3: The captain and the chief or something like that, the
Speaker 3: captain and missus.
Speaker 1: Captain and are you getting assist with that? Jackie boy?
Speaker 1: Are you playing today? Pats?
Speaker 5: I am, but it does help Jack and I.
Speaker 1: Call of five welcome, thank you? How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 1: Call of five.
Speaker 11: My last name as in outdoor.
Speaker 1: Setting, patio, please be called patio.
Speaker 13: It's a brand.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know so many.
Speaker 1: I don't work at barbecues, galore, bun.
Speaker 5: No whatever, marquee. I think marque is a brand.
Speaker 1: The bolt they're solid if it was or a mequita.
Speaker 13: Also something that is.
Speaker 11: Given in the A s L.
Speaker 3: And it's a cup, Premiership cup.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? We just don't know? Okay, what
Speaker 1: what is? What is your name?
Speaker 3: Coleman?
Speaker 1: No salesman, salesman on the floor. Yeah no I do,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and you go camping a lot to your
Speaker 1: spice girl. It takes my spices within that little ten.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to do a part two nine
Speaker 1: one four one o four three Patsy join in.
Speaker 2: Please Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's Show. All right, are we ready to play
Speaker 1: part two? Let's do it all the name game? Now,
Speaker 1: pats are you're going to join in this?
Speaker 7: Look?
Speaker 5: I would appreciate callers if you could play this morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Yeah, hello, caller one, Hi, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'm so good? I'm so good. Why don't
Speaker 1: we do the game?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 11: So my name as in the snow storm Blizzard?
Speaker 1: Yes, you heard us that we were at the Z
Speaker 1: and that and then.
Speaker 5: What an unusual name? That's your surname presumably.
Speaker 1: Doing the census or something in there.
Speaker 5: How do you's build it?
Speaker 11: I have a few others, so it's not true strange, but.
Speaker 1: Yes, years ago I worked with a blizzard. Fascinating story.
Speaker 1: More on that tomorrow. Coller too, good morning.
Speaker 15: Hello.
Speaker 12: My name as in the Neil Diamond song Caroline.
Speaker 10: No, it's a bit of a naughty song.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know. He did no flagrant. They start
Speaker 1: leaning into his laptop. There any chance to bend over
Speaker 1: that laptop? He does it, but no, not during the show.
Speaker 1: You do that, any car, whatever you do in that Tesla.
Speaker 1: What is the answer, Desiree, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know that much. Neil Diamond.
Speaker 1: I do like Neil, but I don't know that song.
Speaker 11: It's on the same album as Catsweet Girl.
Speaker 1: Of This Night's one or two. We don't need to
Speaker 1: get the deep cuts, Neil Diamond, don't tell you what
Speaker 1: with the blizzard? Caller three, Come on, caller three. Hi.
Speaker 5: My first name is in the pussy Cats Sylvesta.
Speaker 8: Now Garfield, nosy cat.
Speaker 3: What was the pussy boots name in Shrek.
Speaker 5: Puss in Boots?
Speaker 1: Are we okay, guys? We are actually live?
Speaker 3: Are we?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: That's a hard one.
Speaker 3: Can we ever here?
Speaker 13: It was a child series, a child's series back in
Speaker 13: the nineties.
Speaker 5: The Wiggles, No.
Speaker 1: Chosen the pussy Cats. Yes, it's got there, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: great cartoon, lovely Joe's You're right, we squeezing two more
Speaker 1: Call of four. Welcome, good guys.
Speaker 12: My surname as in Captain, but different from the one before.
Speaker 1: The producers going give Patsy one of her favorite Captain.
Speaker 1: Your phone's going off. She's got this as a ring tone.
Speaker 4: There wasn't then, Captain Spaulding.
Speaker 1: It's not spoiling all over the place today.
Speaker 9: Not a music thing.
Speaker 13: It's not a music thing.
Speaker 1: Captain Skipper, Boss.
Speaker 3: Captain hook.
Speaker 1: From a show. There's also a soft drink. Captain Doctor,
Speaker 1: Doctor nicker Bocker, Captain Color, Captain Panter Patrick, Captain Piccard
Speaker 1: p cards as Captain. Oh well, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be over now hang on, we found that naughty Neil
Speaker 1: Diamond song. Ohe Oh my god, it's eight thirty. We're
Speaker 1: stilling a lot of school and we get fine, what
Speaker 1: are we Cane Jane, come stop it. The boss is
Speaker 1: banging on the studio door right now, Steamy Diamond, Oh
Speaker 1: stop it all right. One last one called.
Speaker 2: A fifty seven Bye bye, Christian O'Connell show gone podcast
Speaker 2: for the.
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Speaker 5: It didn't work, then we.
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Speaker 5: No, I was about to say, where's my flowers? Where's
Speaker 5: my champagne?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Last say this, where's my newsreader? Who is m I
Speaker 1: a right now? Looking up all the latest about the
Speaker 1: radio ratings? Literally, you've been taking screenshots of the ratings
Speaker 1: news because we've done well and sending it to me
Speaker 1: and Jack. That's where you are.
Speaker 5: Where we're going for lunch today?
Speaker 1: Put this on Instagram, Shae. Those who ever wronged us,
Speaker 1: screw you.
Speaker 5: My nails are a bit long and.
Speaker 1: It's slipped ok here because you've been chloring at the rivals,
Speaker 1: scratching eyes out and Lauren, I love in the game?
Speaker 1: Are you love?
Speaker 5: Newsreader?
Speaker 2: Day?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Makes been doing a victory that around the building.
Speaker 5: What facts have we got on newsreaders today? Christian?
Speaker 1: We're looking for your media movies? You me movie?
Speaker 3: Do we not have a funny fascina?
Speaker 1: It's I think Rio has been looking online as well.
Speaker 1: I'm dating his LinkedIn profile. This is to be my
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Speaker 1: of talking points from the news. You had talking points tonight,
Speaker 1: talking points, this morning, talking points this afternoon. Chronicles of
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Speaker 3: Your Need for Speed was a high octane movie. But
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Speaker 4: I love that you both left any relation to Pats
Speaker 4: off this your resident news reader. That's so nice of you,
Speaker 4: not even to do one that's Patsy.
Speaker 3: She's all Pertsory funny. Hey, I got a news bat
Speaker 3: one the sound of music? Did you like that? Pats?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 3: Sorry? How about Juno was a great movie, But Journo.
Speaker 1: Was really a great movie. Anyone Russian to watch that game?
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Speaker 3: And the Tracy grim Shaw Shank Redemption.
Speaker 1: And that's god class fagand and that's a journalist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love Trace She's brilliant.
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Speaker 1: Pats in her phone. She's ordered a life size statue
Speaker 1: of her south to go outside the building because the
Speaker 1: radio news today. Amazing well done, Queen Radio Gaga. Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell's show on Gold eight fifty eight. Let's talk tomorrow's
Speaker 1: show today speaking statues.
Speaker 3: Can I say one thing? Don't you think this is interesting?
Speaker 3: Where I go to the gym, the next door is
Speaker 3: a statue making plays and they were rebuilding that Bolly
Speaker 3: Meldrum statue that they just put up again kidding.
Speaker 1: It's actually a dedicated shop for statues.
Speaker 3: They're doing statues. That's all they do.
Speaker 1: How many statues? You didn't they get commissioned for a year.
Speaker 3: Well about a year ago. I saw, remember James Cook
Speaker 3: got cut up the ankles, Yes, I saw they had
Speaker 3: the ankles out of the front of them.
Speaker 1: One they're recooking him.
Speaker 3: I didn't see them recooking him, but I imagine they
Speaker 3: recooked him too, and they've just done molly wow.
Speaker 1: I see all right. So on Tomorrow's show. This season,
Speaker 1: there are no Saturday night footy games on free to
Speaker 1: air TV for at least the first ten rounds. But
Speaker 1: tomorrow on the show, We're going to give you we
Speaker 1: have some year long subscriptions to KO Sports, the only
Speaker 1: place you can watch live Saturday footy Every round of
Speaker 1: Victoria this AFL season is on Fox. Footy available on
Speaker 1: KO Sports. If only we had a superhero, get ready
Speaker 1: to come in and say, if only we had a
Speaker 1: superhero to help us this way, someone who stood up
Speaker 1: for giving footy fans their rightful right to watch their
Speaker 1: beloved game. I wish there were someone there. I wish
Speaker 1: there was someone there.
Speaker 14: Oh, footy on Free to Wear.
Speaker 1: Who is this talking?
Speaker 14: Never? Footy Man? Is her?
Speaker 1: Footy Man?
Speaker 14: Hello? Christian?
Speaker 1: Hello? Jack?
Speaker 14: Hello, Patsy hell footy Man?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hello? And so what are you going to do on
Speaker 1: tomorrow's show, footy Man?
Speaker 14: Tomorrow?
Speaker 10: I have three Chao subscriptions to save your Saturday nights.
Speaker 10: So if you want to watch your team play for
Speaker 10: the rest of the year, you better give me a call.
Speaker 1: Oh, big games this this weekend on Saturdays. Well, you've
Speaker 1: got the Hawks taken on GWS, which is a huge game,
Speaker 1: and the Lions and the Cats. You didn't mention about
Speaker 1: the other d's games or some one in the afternoon
Speaker 1: They chucking that one away for free, are they?
Speaker 14: Well, footy Man is a Swans fan.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: Be choking on tomorrow's show. When when you come into
Speaker 1: Melbourne man should be neutral.
Speaker 14: Yes, that's not how folly works. So no, Prisbone Lions
Speaker 14: fans tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And what about is some sad old bombas fans calls
Speaker 1: in tomorrow?
Speaker 14: Great question, Christian.
Speaker 10: I actually do have a duty of care to look
Speaker 10: after people, to make sure they don't do any more
Speaker 10: harm to themselves.
Speaker 14: So I am not in good fun.
Speaker 1: No you can't. No, no, no, no, no no, it's
Speaker 1: actually horrible. It's horrible unusual. Okay, So tomorrow, how would
Speaker 1: it work? They call her and they beg to you
Speaker 1: to give them footy being compliment.
Speaker 14: You will win.
Speaker 3: Most superheroes just do good, not this one out of
Speaker 3: the goodness of their own heart.
Speaker 1: Not this one.
Speaker 14: Say good things to me, get good things from me.
Speaker 1: I like it, okay, and I'm thinking tomorrow be nice
Speaker 1: to have like a theme tune some production for this.
Speaker 1: What were we here tomorrow? We've known about it all week?
Speaker 1: What about the footy man? Scatman? I'm the footy man?
Speaker 14: Remember how fotask me come on without a couple.
Speaker 1: Of It doesn't matter, mate, you know angels, Robbie Williams
Speaker 1: still doing the whole show. If it works, keep on
Speaker 1: doing it. I think you know how this one goes.
Speaker 1: We working that way tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye Bye, Christian O'Connell show go On podcast