WEBVTT - #101: Ding Dong 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.400 People do some weird shit. Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:06.280 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:07.480 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:08.360 I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:08.879 I'll tell you what. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 Yeah, because you're young and stupid. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.119 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:18.240 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:21.200 No? 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:22.279 You know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.560 I had it in the car on the way home 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.759 and I didn't have a spoon, so I was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.439 an out of dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:26.759 a hole. 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:32.800 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood being. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.240 Fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.120 You haven't been thinking about the right person. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:43.320 Goodness, may this is just still to blay a couple 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.040 of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.720 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:49.159 this season. 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:56.800 Sorry, No, Michurei and Mitchell kob something. That's what I want? 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.840 So that is exactly the same as my doorbell back 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.400 at home? Is it real where I grew up? Can 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.039 you play that again? I keep picturing like my dog's 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:06.000 barking after hearing that. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:10.160 Yeah, yeah, my dog is his cause you can hear 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.119 them on the on the wood floor. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:13.920 So he's like, oh yeah, you can hear. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.880 Him trying to catch his little grip, Paul, little haym. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.759 I had the same thing, and that's the exact same 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.240 doorbell played again. Why are you playing your doorbells? 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:20.360 Down? 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:21.399 An't even question? 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:23.600 We're here hello everyone. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.600 Yeah, that's the same doorbell that they have on Kath 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.240 and Kim as well. So every time I was watching 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:31.560 Kath and Kim, which surprise, surprise, was frequent as a child, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.199 our dogs would go mental every time their doorbell. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.480 That's a different one. There's quite a few doorbells on 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.720 the system. This one is Hayden's mum has this doorbell. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:42.480 I don't know what it is. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:43.440 It must be a different brand. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.200 It's hideous doorbell chat for one on one. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.000 It's all downhill after the centenary, isn't it. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.960 Yeah, we talk about doorbells thirty one or six five? 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.480 What's your doorbell? Found like, oh my god, that'd be fun. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.160 What's your doorbell? And you run to your front door 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.040 and you just tell us what your doorbell is? 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.000 I actually quite. 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.920 Like, well, you can keep that shit for your radio show. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.600 What about this doorbell? Imagine this? I love that. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:07.960 If I could pay. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.720 To have that as my doorbell, I would. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.080 You know what, I do miss the old doorbell because 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.600 at the moment I now get woken up most mornings 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:17.639 because Jordan and I online shop a lot. Yea to 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:21.120 Australia post buzzing the apartment and it's the most obnoxious 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.880 telephone ring like an old home phone. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.520 Oh you have a home phone as a doorbell. 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:26.799 Well no, it's like you know how you have to 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:31.280 buzz people. Yeah, the intercom thing, it's like and it's 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.080 always at seven am, like for once Australia posted early 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.240 and they always wake me up. Yeah, do all my 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:36.480 head in. 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.200 Actually I believe, Jenny, you had Rice Cuby Jennity, you 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.200 have this doorbell saying when you live with the Count Dracula. 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.160 I believe lived in Pennsylvania. Yes, and he had one 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:45.560 of the you know what our house has, we have 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.840 a knocker, like we're living in the medieval times. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:52.919 I handled It's like, yeah, they feel really inefficient. It's 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.560 louder to knock, It is louder to know. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.360 But maybe it's like stop hitting the knuckles and everyone 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.359 uses it people always they think it's so dainty you 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:01.720 gotta pick it with two little fingers anyway. 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.519 Do you want to protect the knuckles, that's wrong with them. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:06.120 And my knuckles are fine, but los post knuckles. You know, 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:08.640 remember the canting ladies used to have the green thimbles. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:13.240 Remember those green used to on their finger because because 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.160 their little tip of the fingers got tired from licking 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.200 all the envelopes. Do you remember the office lady green 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:18.920 rubber tips? 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:19.959 Really? Yes? 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.799 Yeah, like fully over the little finger. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:22.120 Yes. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:23.560 And you used to get them at oz Post. They're 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.400 at the checkout and it was like a little frames. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.480 Before they were little condoms, they were quite little penis. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.560 Okay, good, Yeah, they were at supermarkets as well. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.760 I bought ten of them to try and stop two 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.640 women nails. I'd wear one on each finger. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:36.840 You did not. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.480 It was very unproductive. I couldn't use my phone or anything. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.960 This was a stupid idea. What are they called thimbles 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.360 or whatever? Thimbles. I got a thimble and every finger. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:45.240 This is not ideal. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.040 I wanted a thimbles. I think I asked for one 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.080 for Christmas. I'm like, all I. 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.600 Want is a thimble thimble. 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.840 Your sister's getting a PlayStation, Get a thimble. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:54.920 If there's more budget, can I get a thimble and 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:58.320 a door stop. You're a really cool kid by the 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.680 sound bun serve please. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.800 Oh how stupid, Jenna, it's so awkward, Mitchell. You look 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:04.920 very nice today. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:05.760 Oh thank you. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:06.080 Yeah. 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:07.280 I really like that shuit. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.520 You look cute. It's like a tartan. What is that plaid, Jenna. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.160 I can tell you what it looks like. I walked 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.280 in the building today and the receptionist Ella says to me, 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.159 that's a nice picnic blanket you're wearing. No, it's a flannel, 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:20.440 but it's got that sort of material. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:21.880 Did she think it was a compliment or was she 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:22.839 trying to make you laugh? 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:24.520 She's trying to be funny. And then she's back pedaled. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.240 She goes, I'm kidding, it's really nice. I'm like, shut 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.760 your dog mouth. I buried yourself deep. 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.320 Now I just saw her walking through the hole. She's 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.880 got a big red slap mar She deserves it. Well, Jenna, 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.360 I noticed something. Mitchell obviously had an ASOS hole. Right, 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.560 you've bought some online clothes, yeah, And I noticed Mitch 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.840 went to an event yesterday, and oh my god, I 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.200 was mortified. You were wearing the shirt that I just 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:48.200 got delivered yesterday morning, the same shirt. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.800 That we both fell for the summer clearance. Yes, yes, 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:52.760 why are you mortified you have the same shirt? It's 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.799 me because the most things that can happen in your life. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:59.120 I'll be compared to Mitchell Coon crucify me. But I 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.920 just wanted to say, you rock it better than I do. Sorry, 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.000 you do. You pull it off. It's one of those 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.280 ones that I'll return and then it'll sit in the 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:06.359 back of my car, you know when you make an 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:07.920 AESOS return and then you're like, I'm going to send 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:09.320 this off and it just sits in the bridio. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:10.160 No, I always return. 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:11.800 Really, I'm so lazy. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:13.040 EAT's easy? 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:13.520 Really? 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:15.880 Yeah? You just print the thing, stick it on, and then. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.200 Drop it off and now easy. There are three steps. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:19.880 My mind melting already. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.359 True, that is a lot for you to take on. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.440 Did you get pulled into the AESOS code words? I 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:24.800 always get push notifications. 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:28.960 They're like snapsail use code, Penguin Love twelve, and I'm like. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:30.520 Where the fuck did they think of that? 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:32.000 I don't know. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.279 Anyway, Welcome to Is it just me? Everyone? Every show 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.240 we start the same with two. Is it just me? 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:40.120 Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.320 know mine. I don't know mitch'es in mine? This week 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.599 is it's about war, war, about war? 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:46.599 Oh that's heavy. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.159 It's about war, everything that's happening with your crane and Russia. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.760 I feel like it could be a heavy show today 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.200 because we're also doing a bit of a mental health chat. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.120 Yes we are. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.359 And also I've got a staff meeting to do. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.839 Always we're staff. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.479 Yeah do you think I'm talking? 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.400 And the receptions? Bitch she wanted to pull her in. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.880 I would be all four. Just do that, Jenny. If 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:08.360 we've done something, we have to un up to it. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.560 Okay, why do you always assume you're in trouble? 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.520 Well, you know, I doubt you'll put all it all 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.279 staff meeting then congratulate us on hitting our sales goals. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.960 No, but it's something that concerns all of us. Okay, okay, yeah, 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.320 if it was an intervention, i'd say so, oh okay, 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:25.000 right right. It's a difference between an all staff meeting 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:26.080 and an interven true. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.320 True, And this is a business we're running a business here, 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.640 so we just got to discuss. Okay again, should I 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:31.440 start with my agent? 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:33.480 I'm sure if you want, I do want to know 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:34.120 what mine's about? 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:34.640 Yeah, yeah, you. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:36.839 Know how you're talking about big and tall stores. Yes, 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.839 kind of similar to that. Ah, there's a shop that 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.039 I've been to and it's it was the worst thing 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:44.080 that's ever happened in my life. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.760 Oh do you shop at Short and County? 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:48.560 Yeah? 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.320 If I got it big and small, you gotta. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.680 I'm going to see if that domains already been purchased. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.400 I don't want to use the seawear, but yeah, yes, 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.000 I should make that much. I've gotten so loose to 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.320 that word. Sorry, I'll really Yeah, like I said, I've 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:00.559 noticed it back. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:02.640 All right, we should start. We're ready for me to begin. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.280 Yeah, you're going to kick things off a lot. Yeah, 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.000 let's keep the first gem of the show. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:13.280 Is it just me? You find it weird that I'm 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:18.080 the voice of this potential next world war? Well, think 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:21.200 about the World War one, World War two. Let me 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:25.600 cast your mind back to radio. In the nineteen twenties, 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:29.160 radio was a simpler place. They didn't have big broadcast television. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.440 They had radio announcers to guide them through the times. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.960 Radio announcers were their broadcasting what was happening during the war. 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:35.920 I've actually got a grab. 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:36.720 Oh, okay, go on. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.680 It's what radio announcers handed up when the World War II. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:43.480 Broke out a number of attacks on Great Britain last night. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.040 The raids, which lasted for several hours, were scattered over 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:53.120 many parts of the country. I feel like they. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.320 Played this out loud the. 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.960 West of England, England, the Northwest, as well as over 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.360 the London word economy. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:01.840 Where was the prize giveaway? Anyway? Hash is the sound 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.640 of a radio announcer during wartime. We have been very 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:08.480 lucky to not have war for almost one hundred years. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.760 If you're gonna be doing that, no, if Russia ever 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.120 invades Australia, you turn Oh, let's turn on kiss see 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:18.200 what's happening with the war? Here with me? Blinda in Craneburn, 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:29.040 Good evening, Hello, good Ballina, piopicle, you bell. That's what 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.800 they'd hear. That's that's a grab from my show last night. Yeah. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.400 No, I'm telling you, no one's gonna turn to your 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:37.040 show if they need like emergency broadcasting because they always 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.720 give that really vague advice for like any emergency situation. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:42.560 We got that a lot back home on the farm. 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:46.120 It'd be like, oh, right, there's a bushfire, Please stay 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.360 tuned to your local radio for updates. And I'm like, 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.800 I have enough common sense not to listen to ninety 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:52.120 five five rock fams. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:52.800 All right? 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.160 Yeah, so you think I won't be called listen. 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.240 To the ABC or something when they say listen to 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.760 your radio in times of when shit hits the fan. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.760 I think people know not to listen to kiss. Oh 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.319 so I won't have to announce the last post or anything. No, 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:11.360 you being like warning evacuate. We've been inbaited right now 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.280 you Taylor Swift? No, No, that's not going to fly. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.319 Byonet. What like that's a knife you put on the 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:19.040 end of the rifle. 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.240 Nah, that's not your responsibility. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:23.160 Okay, goo, good. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.680 Far more qualified people out there to be emergency broadcast. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:27.559 So I don't have to worry. I can go back 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.839 to taking calls from drunk women at eleven o'clock at night. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:31.199 I guess, yeah, great. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:36.120 Yeah, Oh she was great anyway, No, she was brilliant. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.000 Can I take quickly a week? She got flirty with me? 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:41.920 She really did have the second grade wisiness. I mean, 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:46.480 are you on Snapchat, Bella? What do you send on there? 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:48.800 Wouldn't you like that? 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.040 We really got flirty? 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:51.360 Wow? 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:52.120 Goodness me? 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:56.400 You call that flirty? Yeah? Yeah, you think so. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.920 Then I insulted it. I said, you win a free 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.360 pair of sunglasses tonight, and then she said mine broke. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.839 But I thought she said I'm broke, and then it 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.880 was a real mess. So I should not be trusted to. 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:08.480 Could be true, very true. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.480 Yes, you're right to run this nation through war. Well 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.360 I'm glad. I'm not glad. That's not me, you know, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.360 it's literally not You want to get that off my chest. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.000 I was losing sleep at night at the. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:20.000 Thought of having to broadcast during a war. That's what 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:23.760 terrified you, not your fucking loved one being decapitated or anything. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:24.920 You're like, I'm going to have to be on air 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.000 during that sh What do I say? I've got no 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.840 credibility whatsoever? How am I going to do this? You'll 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:30.200 be right? 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:31.280 Essentially? Yes? 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:31.840 All right? 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:32.600 You ready for yours? 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:33.240 Yep? Hit me? 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:36.600 Is it just me? 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:43.640 Is Rivers the most grim place on earth? Absolutely? 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:44.920 The clothing do? 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.200 Yeah? Absolutely no good? That place I ended up going 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.120 there with my grandmother and my mother. Oh, they just 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.920 wanted to pop in, and I was like, whatever, I'll 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:56.600 tag along. We just left lunch yeah, and oh my god, 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.640 it wasn't even a hot day, but for some reason 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:03.360 it was boiling inside. No air conditioning. Instead, they just 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.520 had a bunch of extension cords just scattered around the store, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:10.680 plugged into those fucking Sunbeam pedestal fans, which were doing 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:14.880 nothing except just spreading the smell of school shoes around 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:15.360 the building. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:15.680 Fake. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.680 It was so revolting. The vibes are off in that place. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:21.240 Rivers no good. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.440 Yeah, and the logo for Rivers is off putting. It 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.600 feels like it needed to be fixed three times. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.880 Everything about Rivers and the fact that Rivers used to 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:33.360 be like a rich stores was never high. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.440 Floo and surely it was really what do they sell there? 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:39.000 Was Now they're all just outlet stores with crap. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.160 And but for the international listeners, what do they sell? 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:46.120 Bullshit? Like absolutely the pits of clothing, Like you know 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:50.559 who has big Rivers energy? Yeah, Scott Morrison, our it's 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:54.160 got this River's energy. They sell those shitty Hawaiian shirts 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.319 that all the dads think are funny to wear, barbecues 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.520 and all that. Who else has big Rivers energy? 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.839 I think not Carl, But Peter Stefanovic has big Rivers energy. 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.360 No, not at all, none of the Peter Hellier, on 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:08.120 the other hand, rivers energy. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.160 Yes, you're right, I'm getting it now, I'm getting it now, 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.760 Big Rivers energy. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:18.360 Hagrid, Oh had Hagrid. You've got big Rivers energy, Peter Griffin, Yes, Dicko. 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:23.600 From a stroll through, these are the sort of beasts 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:24.400 that we're dealing with. 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:24.720 Yea. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.560 My mum tried to convince me to buy something there. 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.280 She comes up to me with a pair of slides, 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:30.959 like the sort of shoes that I wear all the time. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.480 She goes, oh, these aren't bad, but they had the 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.120 giant fucking Rivers logo plasted on them. And I'm like, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.880 I have some pride, Yes, I have some pride. I 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.640 mean just the store, the vibes, the vibes of that 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:43.640 place is revolting. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.840 Yeah, But isn't it like an upper class lows Like, 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.319 isn't it nice to be a little isn't it meant 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.160 to be a little bit nicer than what lows can offer? 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.520 I don't think so anymore, I would have said Lows 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.080 is nicer really, yeah, like Rivers. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:57.320 Maybe it was this particular sow in Richmond in South Wales. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:58.760 The dubbo one is horrendous. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:12:59.640 Yeah, I can't imagine. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:03.280 I've got the logo here, the winged eagle with the 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:04.360 green and marone. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.400 And do you remember how shit their ads were? 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:08.479 Oh no, what the Rivers. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.079 I'm pretty sure they used to make the ads boring 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.640 on purpose, like because that would draw you in a 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.960 bit more, almost like a free Bible ad that we 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.600 spoke about. Yes, and they were just sometimes it was 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.440 just a slide show of the same pair of thongs 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:24.040 in ten different colors with no audio. They had mute 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.280 ads on television. Yeah, I'll play you a grab with 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.840 the mute ads right now. And I'm playing the grab. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.120 Let's do it. Let's play the mute ad. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.440 Oh my god, I can't believe you guys went along 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.600 with that. I was joking. I do have an example 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:38.720 of one of their shit ads though. 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.320 Here we go, all right, Rivers, Hey, take a look 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:45.120 at these bad boys. There's ugly, there's really ugly. Then 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.880 there's Rivers summer clogs. Look, there might be majorly. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.080 Comfy advertising crops. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.840 I mean, even for four dollars ninety a pair, I 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.640 wouldn't be seen dead in them. But now the entire 0:13:56.679 --> 0:14:02.160 family can be ugly together. Men's ugly, women's ugly, kids ugly, 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.880 and you can do this ugly thing in a huge 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:08.920 range of colors. Four dollars ninety four days only. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:14.200 Zero is as zero that all of their ads were 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.559 like that, and they seem to play every fifteen minutes. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.679 I swear to god, if not more. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.360 There's no Rivers in the Shire. I feel like it's 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.840 a it's a suburb thing, like there'd be one in Richmond. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.400 Probably it's very regional. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.440 Yeah, I don't think there's not one in the shire, 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.000 but we have a lot. Oh that'll be why I 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.800 see the ads all the time, because I grew up 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.240 in a regional Areah Orange Rivers. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.200 Yeah, I've never seen a Rivers ad in my life. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.920 Oh god, they're the worst, really, and yet here we 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:40.880 are talking about them. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.040 Yeah, that's something that might be a good tactic. If 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.920 they know they're ugly, run with it. We could do 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.800 that on the show. Do you mean we just say yeah, 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.760 it's kind of shit, it's pretty rough. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:54.720 Yeah, I feel like, that's what we do every week, 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.960 isn't it. We're disgusting, stick around. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.400 It's just me. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.400 So this next bit might be a little heavy topics 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.720 that includes mental health, self harm, and disturbing content. If 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.160 you're feeling a little vulnerable right now, this might not 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.000 be the segment for you. You can find the skip 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:13.320 point in the podcast description. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.320 Yes, we both had a turn and is it just me? 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.680 So now it's up to you. We hand the show 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.920 over to you, guys, the listeners. Once a week we 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:24.280 do it. Is it just you? You can get in 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.960 touch of a couple of mitches. You can dms so 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.640 it's an audio message if you want. Last week we 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.760 had someone called through a live collmache that you love. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.480 So yeah, it's up to you if you want to 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:32.880 come and chat or to send a message. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.280 Yeh, Lucy sent this in. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.840 Hey guys, Is it just me? Or is bipologisorder one 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.880 of the most misunderstood mental illnesses out there. I was 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:45.240 diagnosed when I was seventeen, and most people didn't understand it. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.480 No matter how much explanation I gave, they still stuck 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:52.640 to the fact that they thought it was just mood 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:56.720 swings all day long. I feel like society has sort 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.960 of for the most part accepted the anxiety into pres 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.240 is a thing, but anything beyond that, like psychosis or 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.360 bipolar or o c D is still a bit taboo. 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:10.040 Ooh, now these are the years that just yous I want. Yeah, 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.200 this is a bit of death, you know what I'm saying. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.840 I mean, I completely agree. I feel like we've gotten 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:18.000 to a point where depression and anxiety so talked about. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.920 That's great, and the exposure is awesome, But she's right, 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:26.200 bigger conditions like bipolar. People seemed scared from away. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:27.200 From him, scared by it. 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.440