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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nini, I want to talk about our friend Steph Claire Smith,

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Speaker 2: who's spoken on her podcast Kick podcast with Laura Henshaw

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Speaker 2: about the fact that she accidentally sent nerd to her parents. Now, look,

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Speaker 2: normally would get Steph on the show for this sort

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Speaker 2: of stuff, but she's got a bad check record of

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Speaker 2: just saying really naughty things on our show, and she's

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Speaker 2: already in those areas, so I'm not going to drag

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Speaker 2: her through the mud. If you're listening, Steph, sorry, but anyway,

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Speaker 2: there is something mortifying in sending nerds accidentally to somebody,

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Speaker 2: and of course or even deliberately to somebody, and then

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Speaker 2: leaving that person and then knowing that person has got

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Speaker 2: those nerds and woods. I know you've been in that

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Speaker 2: situation a number of times.

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Speaker 1: Wow, appreciate that throw.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look, my nerds are out there, there's no doubt

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Speaker 3: about it.

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Speaker 1: I was young, I was youthful, I was stupid.

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Speaker 3: And a recommendation to the kids out there is don't

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Speaker 3: send photos of yourself naked around because yeah, there is

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Speaker 3: a cloud.

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Speaker 1: There is a cloud somewhere.

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Speaker 3: I don't really understand the cloud, but there is a

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Speaker 3: cloud out there that has just so many naked photos

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Speaker 3: of me, so well, it is it is conceivable and

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Speaker 3: believable for me to call our manager Joe and effectively

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Speaker 3: tell him that I've been approached by the Daily Mail

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Speaker 3: and they've said they've got one of these nudes. But

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Speaker 3: we were talking about this. We want to make this

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Speaker 3: phone call. We think it'll be funny. But just to

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Speaker 3: add a little bit of spice to this, we've got

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Speaker 3: people to call right now on thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 3: And all you have to do is tell me an

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Speaker 3: item that has to be involved in the nude photo.

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Speaker 3: So when I describe it to Joe, you know it's

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Speaker 3: more than just a nude effectively.

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Speaker 1: So we got Kylie here, Kylie, what what?

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Speaker 3: What item would you like included in this nude photo

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Speaker 3: of me that's been leaked?

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Speaker 4: I would like an umbrella?

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Speaker 2: Umbrella?

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Speaker 4: I like that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, what the hell would there be? An umbrella? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, umbrella.

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Speaker 3: We've got Jess here now, Jess, what item do you

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Speaker 3: want to see in this nude photo?

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Speaker 4: Coconut?

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Speaker 1: Coconut?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yep, again weird, but okay, umbrella, coconut? Tyson, what

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Speaker 3: item do you want to see in this leaked nude photo.

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Speaker 4: I would love to say a guinea pig.

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Speaker 1: And that's where that's where it gets sick.

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Speaker 2: It's to be close to home.

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Speaker 1: That one tyson close to home. That's not close to

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Speaker 1: truth in that one. Look at you. No, there is

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Speaker 1: no truth to that.

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Speaker 3: And obviously we just know that, you know, Peter, are

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Speaker 3: a very litigious sort of community, and I'd like Peter

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Speaker 3: to know this is all hypothetical and all a bit

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Speaker 3: silly and all a bit of fun.

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Speaker 1: But okay, the situation is laid down.

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Speaker 3: I am now going to make a phone call to

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Speaker 3: our mutual manager.

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Speaker 1: There's a leaked photo.

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Speaker 3: When I describe the photo, I'm going to include a coconut,

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Speaker 3: a guinea pig, and an umbrella. And and I mean,

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Speaker 3: the interesting thing is here.

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Speaker 1: Will he actually take this seriously?

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Speaker 3: Will he believe that I actually took a photo, a

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Speaker 3: nude photo of myself with those items?

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Speaker 1: And I think he probably that.

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Speaker 2: Prophs his self fulfilling.

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Speaker 1: And we're going to do a call right up next.

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Speaker 2: I hope you're having a wonderful drive home. Woods calls

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Speaker 2: our agent Joe and tells him there's been a photo

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Speaker 2: leaked of him to the Daily Mail, involving an umbrella,

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Speaker 2: some coconuts and a guinea pig.

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Speaker 1: Totally nerd.

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Speaker 2: Right now, you're about to call our agent Joe, telling

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Speaker 2: him that nerds have been leaked of you, yep, to

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Speaker 2: a media outlet, very popular media outlet, ye, which looks

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Speaker 2: as you asked the question before.

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Speaker 1: We all know it's believable.

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Speaker 2: That's the best part about this prank call. Every joke,

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Speaker 2: every joke is founded in some element of truth, and

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Speaker 2: that's the truth here there there are thousands of shots

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Speaker 2: of you out there. We all know it's any day now,

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Speaker 2: and today it could be that day.

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Speaker 1: So you're going to tell you I wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning in a cold sweat. Today's the day we never

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Speaker 1: get the snaps.

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Speaker 2: You have the do order now as well, So you

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Speaker 2: just hope it happens before our vision starts to correct,

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Speaker 2: otherwise she might be seeing Daddy on the back page. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's let's talk about the specs of the prank. Though

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Speaker 2: obviously despice this up because I think just calling Joe

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Speaker 2: and saying there's a nerd photo of you boring. We've

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Speaker 2: taken some calls from people who you're going to have

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Speaker 2: to weave these three items into the nude photo of

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Speaker 2: you that's been leaked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so the items are coconut, guinea pig, and umbrella.

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Speaker 1: So I've just worked during the song.

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Speaker 3: Then great suggestions, I mean, rogue, super rogue. But I

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Speaker 3: think I've in my head got a got a story

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Speaker 3: as to how all those items are involved in a

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Speaker 3: nerd photo. So we've got we've got Joe's number here,

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Speaker 3: let's give him a call.

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Speaker 4: Hello. Sorry, Matt, you have kicked to my to my

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Speaker 4: headphones there. Hey you going madam good? How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, really good, really really good. Yeah, doing the

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Speaker 4: show from home, which has been really good actually to

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Speaker 4: just be close to tow Mem and Bubbs. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: how is bubb going? Made so good? So so good? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: very very special. Yeah, good reason reason for my call though.

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Speaker 4: I just had this really weird phone call and I again,

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Speaker 4: this is all it's I don't know if it's legit

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Speaker 4: or anything, but it was effectively this guy called Kevin

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Speaker 4: who called from and he just said like he yeah,

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Speaker 4: he said it was just a courtesy call and said

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Speaker 4: that he has in his possession a nude photo of me.

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Speaker 4: I like it was. It was taken like ten years ago,

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Speaker 4: I reckon twelve years ago, and it was put in

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Speaker 4: like a in a WhatsApp group with a group of

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Speaker 4: Perth people, right and said he's going to do a

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Speaker 4: story okay, yeah, which yeah, I mean yeah, which, which

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Speaker 4: obviously I'm a bit distressed about, just because it's like

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Speaker 4: it's a really it's not a it's not a good photo.

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Speaker 4: I was it's me effectively dancing naked while holding an

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Speaker 4: umbrella up uhcause okay, yep, because I was dancing to

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Speaker 4: Rhianna umbrella from memory, so I'm dancing to that. And

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Speaker 4: then I had put my well effectively chicken balls in

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Speaker 4: a bowl mm hmm, and was making it seem like

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Speaker 4: I was going to feed that to a friend guinea pig.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, And then I think and the and

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Speaker 4: the screenshot of the WhatsApp group and effectively what I've

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Speaker 4: written underneath that, which he has a screenshot of is

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Speaker 4: again it's just stupid. But I just wrote guinea pig

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Speaker 4: or guinea penis. Okay, yeah, alrighty well, look these things

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Speaker 4: happen sometimes. Yeah, it was a long time ago, and

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Speaker 4: I just I mean, yeah, yeah, and again, like it's

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Speaker 4: it's not necessarily the nudity, Like I mean, I've been

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Speaker 4: naked a lot on the show, and so it's more

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Speaker 4: I'm just worried about the guinea pig thing. And yeah,

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Speaker 4: all right, no worries. Look, let me, let me talk

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Speaker 4: to Mark and and we'll call you back. And trying

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Speaker 4: to jump on top of this, although I know trying

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Speaker 4: not to. I was trying not to laugh.

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Speaker 3: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 3: from Willen Woody on The Full Show podcast.