WEBVTT - Ep 90: We’re in a hover haze 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.640 Good day there, podcaster. 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:09.000 Hello Landmark Podcast Today, episode ninety. You know what that 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:11.319 means ten to go to one hundred. 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.119 Yep, i'd said that's Landmark. 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:19.120 Pretty landmark obviously on this station under this new skin 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.840 of the show, if you will, there'd be thousands, sometimes 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:25.680 bloody thousands under the We just wouldn't know because we're 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:26.880 not good at archiving. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.920 I can give you a real rough estimate. So what 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.360 we're doing this for thirteen years? 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.800 Yeah, so if you go from twenty fourteen, I mean 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.280 we're in twenty fourteen, we're only doing the show like 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.560 a couple of times a week until like that back half. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:42.880 Let's just go let's go from twenty fifteen, so let's 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.760 say let's go, yeah, eleven years yep. So we're doing 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:50.440 the show full time for eleven years, five shows a week. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.159 Because we've got we've got the full time gig at 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.560 the end of twenty fourteen. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.040 So fifteen hours or having we're doing shows or hours show. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.360 I think we're just shows. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:02.320 So five shows a week, yep. There's fifty two weeks 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:02.800 in a year. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:06.120 We have about well weeks off and it depends that 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.200 once again you'd have to it's. 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:09.920 Just your averages because it's not gonna be perfect. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.160 Right because that we didn't have holidays at for it. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:13.720 No, that's I'm saying. But then we have now a 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:14.920 couple of weeks so. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.160 And we had a fair we got a good chunk. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:20.759 Now, so let's say six six weeks a year. Yep, 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:22.759 it's probably more than that. It's eight. Let's say eight 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.920 iregon six six all right, so six minus fifty two 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:31.760 is forty six, so five times forty six and how 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:35.319 many years do we say eleven? Done that for a lean? 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:35.800 Yeah? 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.560 And this is this yeah, I think yeah, this is 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.000 just a pure rough estimate. So if you went, so 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.880 we've done roughly given what actually not what you could do. 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:44.760 I've already done it. 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.880 But okay, because I was going to say like it 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.720 was around this time, like it was after my birthday 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.600 that year that we got the full time gig. See, 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.400 there's almost another year to ten. That's just getting in 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:55.640 the way. 0:01:55.680 --> 0:02:01.440 We've done roughly two thy five hundred and thirty. So 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.880 there you go, which would be then if you also 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:07.280 did three hours a show times three seven and a 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.920 half thousand hours. Haven't done ten thousand hours yet, but 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.200 if you count podcasting. You know what I mean, you 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:15.080 count you know. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.840 And that's why when we see a good idea, we 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.760 go all in, we go. That's why we're in a 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.200 bit of a hover haze. You'll hear what's happened there 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:25.760 at the start of the pod. There is more to it. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.160 I'm sure we'll get to that in time. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:35.120 All right, enjoy the podcast. Enjoy Now can I just 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.280 explain for the uninitiated. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.239 Yeah, and we're don't talk like Marilyn Monroe. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.600 No, we're talking a hovercraft. Yes, is kept afloat because 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:46.000 it has a skirt which is like the kind of 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.320 like parachute pants part on a boat, essentially filled with 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.480 air and that's what allows it to go on both 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:52.720 land and sea. 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:57.040 It's really basic hovercraft technology. Now you might not think 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.200 hovercrafts are real, they are real. We saw one with 0:02:59.240 --> 0:02:59.720 our own eyes. 0:02:59.760 --> 0:02:59.880 Yes. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:05.560 Today we be Ben Lover's marketplace, right and he saw 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.240 this hovercraft for sale for eleven thousand dollars probably like 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:12.200 three four days ago, and it sort of derailed our lives. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.880 We haven't stopped talking about the hoocraft. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.000 You probably know that we hyper fixated on it. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.760 I just I literally was thinking about the Hopocraft when 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:21.960 I was trying to go a sleep, That's how much 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.960 I was thinking about the Hopcraft. And it was we 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:26.680 became a bit of an obsession of like, we need this, 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:30.000 we needed so, we need this. Our boss said, like, no, 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.680 not giving you eleven grand. We threw the toys out 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.120 the cot. We said, hey, who wants will crowdsauce it? 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:40.320 Will crowdsauce it, and so and people were super nice. 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.040 People were pledging. Someone someone pledged four hundred dollars. On 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.640 pledged one thousand dollars. Then the lawyers at work said, 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.280 you're not actually allowed to do that. So those people 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.200 we gave all their money back. And then we said, 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.640 we'll stuff it. We'll buy this dang thing ourselves. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.480 We'll just buy it ourselves with our own money. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.920 We buy it ourselves. So we transferred a thousand dollars deposit. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:05.320 We went to see the Hoppcraft yesterday and as we said, 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.640 it is real. It was awesome. We put our hands 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.680 on the craft and it was exceptional to see one 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:14.760 in the flesh. However, I don't think we're going to 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:20.680 go through with it. It's unfortunately, it's a bit of 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.120 a fixer upper, a mavery there's yeah, I mean it's 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.280 a it's we thought it was probably going to be 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:28.640 a turnkey situation. There might be a couple of little 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:30.640 things that we have to replace. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.080 Yeah. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.640 Look, I think turnkey is the right word. We thought 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:38.640 it was wanted to drive away. We want to hover away. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:43.240 All the way. I thought it was ten ninety hover away. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:43.760 Yep. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:49.360 But there was there was some work required and someone. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:55.240 Will love it, someone will go awesome. I'm handy, I 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.200 can I can rustle up a new radiator. I can, 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:03.400 you know, fix up bits and bowl for us, you know, 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:06.840 realizing that we you know, we're probably sinking a lot 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.560 of money into this thing, and then and then there's 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:10.400 the you know, the licenses and things. We sort of 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:14.440 we realized potentially this isn't the craft for us, and 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.960 that's okay, and we wish we wish them well with 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:17.520 their sale. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:22.800 Yeah, because if we bought it, we were buying a project. 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:24.840 I think that's the good way of putting it. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.000 And I don't think we were in the market for 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:27.920 a project. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.840 We were just kind of imagining, like from today, we'd 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.479 be flying around this thing picking up listeners and it 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:35.320 was just going to be sick. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:37.000 I thought the show this morning was going to be 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.080 from a hovercraft. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.919 And you know we I think there was actually as 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.560 like I had to lave early the other day. But 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.440 there was a staff meeting and Ben, you got up 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:48.160 there and you you were sort of explaining to everyone 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:52.080 here the Australian Radio Network about how we we're going 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.160 to be buying this hoopocraft and five K we're going in. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.799 We're going to buy this standing through me aw same. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.560 I said, form an orderly line on the car park, 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.160 we can take clients for ride. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.240 And we told we actually told people at Burgo were like, dude, 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.320 you got to move your car. We're going to pike 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:03.799 the hopocraft. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:03.919 There. 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:05.560 We were literally like we were saying like we're going 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.320 to come back right in an hour with a hovercraft. 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:12.560 And then we came back very deflated, heads sort of down, 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.760 and everyone sort of thought we were joking, like no, no, no, 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.760 we didn't. We didn't actually get it. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:20.719 So it's which, Yeah, I think liam quite a mature 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:21.720 decision from us. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.560 Yeah, probably not mature to pay the deposit before we'd 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.560 seen it. That's probably a little some would say reckless. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:29.320 We were in a hover haze. 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.000 We were in it and it's turned it's turned out 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:36.640 to be very expensive hover haze one that my wife 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:40.520 has had some stern words to me about. And you 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:42.320 know what, when you know, when your wife's you know, 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.320 getting angry, you shouldn't have done that. Why just you 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:45.960 just wish you could hold her away from the situation. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:48.760 Can't because you don't have a half acraft. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.080 Honey, I understand what you're saying. She would have thought 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:52.719 I was the money. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.039 She would have thought I was a legendo if I 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.080 picked up for working hovercraft that day. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.000 Yeah, they think when she understands that you were in 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.320 a hover haze, yeah, I think she have a bit 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:00.920 more compassion. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:05.680 And that's the thing. I we're dreamers. We're dreamers and 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:11.760 we want to hover so obviously it's quite rare to 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:13.400 see these things. That's why we thought we had to 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:19.160 jump on it so quick. But big long shot. If 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:24.240 anyone else has a hovercraft, please let us know. We're interested. 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.280 We are in the market. We are still in a 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.440 little bit of a hover Hayes. Yeah, we're in Halve 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:32.080 Haze thirteen one oh six five. Give us a call 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.200 if you've been in one, If you have one, if 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:36.400 you know someone who has. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.239 One, maybe your neighbor is hovering around lead. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.600 Herd whispers around your local community of someone who's building one. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:44.800 We still really want one. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:49.320 People on the text line, I'm shattered. This is devastating. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.680 We've been through all these emotions. Yeah, and now we're 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:56.680 at the point where. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.080 With seven stages of hov grief, we're. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:04.360 Throwing out a hay Mary hover Mary. Thirteen one sixty 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:08.200 five is our number. We understand it's a massive long shot. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.480 But if anyone has a connection to a hovercraft, if 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:14.680 they know where we can get one, if they know 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.600 someone with one, let us know. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:21.920 I don't think I can do this job anymore if 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:23.600 I don't have a hovercraft. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.920 Now, if you just joined us, you would have missed 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:30.160 us explaining that we had a hovercraft. 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.000 Lined up basically good to go. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.640 We went there yesterday to purchase it. We thought we'd 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.720 be leaving with said hoppercraft. We had it all ready 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:43.760 to go. Now it wasn't as turnkey as we thought 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:44.520 it was gonna be. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.240 Someone will love it, Someone would love it, but it 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.280 just needs a little bit of love. And yeah, I 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.599 don't know. We're looking for a turn key hovercraft. And 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.920 I know that's very cheeky and greedy when you know 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:55.720 these things. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.440 Are hone come by, So we thought it's best if 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:01.520 we didn't purchase it, so we'd walk away from that one. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:05.360 But we are still in the market for a hopocraft, 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.319 and we know how rare these things are, like Hen's teeth. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.440 But we said, if anyone has any leads to a 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.679 hovercraft in Adelaide, you call us thirteen one. 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:16.839 This is like a real thing, right. It's not like 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.640 a hoverboard, it's like like a hovercraft, right, So it's 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.960 like the best way to explain. I think Ben said, 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.959 it's like what they using the value, Yeah, where it's 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.520 like a big fan at the back and it's sort 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.080 of horst. But it can go on grass, it can 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:29.960 go on water. I think Captain Carlton sometimes will drive 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:32.080 around Marvel Stadium in one. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:36.000 Much to my surprise, a couple of calls of. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.880 Coming hot hovercraft leads. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:42.160 Let's see if any of these are real leads. Belinda 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.640 in Penfield joins us, now, have you got a hovercraft lead? 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:50.319 I don't a lee. Yes, it's not a functioning one 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.640 at the moment. There's one at the I know but 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:55.640 I just got to think you'd get any other calls. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.880 There's one of the Edinburgh. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:00.560 Army base in the museum and. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.959 It's quite large, Okay, and yeah. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.000 I took my grandson in there to have a look around. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:07.080 He played in the tank. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.240 That's fun and there it was sitting there. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.880 It seems belinda like maybe there's a few more hurdles 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.280 involved with that one again in a. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.480 Museum to get cleared by the military. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:16.559 Not turnkey. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:20.120 We're looking for turnkey and you know we've beat we've 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.760 played these games before. We need something that's good to 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.280 hop The one we saw was army green. It was 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.559 it probably was ex military. Lenny joins us in Willy Rue, 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.720 tell us give us some good news here power. You've 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:34.880 got a hopocrafty. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.520 Selling day boys, not me, but you touched on it before. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.160 Harden up and get the one for forty grand from 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:40.800 young husband. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:41.480 That seems to go. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.760 Yeah, the other one that you're looking it was only parts. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:44.880 What are you doing? 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.720 Yeah, I know, Lenny, and you bang on mate, there 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:49.040 is I mentioned that on air last time. There is 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:52.800 another one for sale on marketplace. It's forty grand. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:56.040 Cannot cannot stress enough, Lenny, there is no magical radio 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.839 money that we're using here, like Ben and I are 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:04.600 genuinely using our own dig deep each Like I really 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.280 do want a homograft, but that that's that's getting to 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:08.800 some big big bucks there. 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:13.600 Good on your Lenny or Wendy in lower Light joins us. Now, Wendy, 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:14.839 have you got a homocraft? 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:15.920 No? 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.760 I don't have a harmocraft, but I know my neighbor 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.400 across the paddocks got one, really and he hasn't used 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.880 it for a long time, so I can find out 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.240 whether he wants to sell it. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.280 So you're telling me there's someone out in the lower 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:29.280 light with a hovercraft? 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.880 Oh yeah, yeah, he used to use it out at 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:32.320 the beach. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.280 Yes, that was kind of where we were thinking of 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:37.439 doing our first test. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:39.960 Are you chummy with the neighbor or not? 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:40.960 Really? Yeah? 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:46.880 Yeah, yeah for sure if you don't mind reaching now, please, I. 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:48.439 Haven't seen it for a few years, so I've got 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.760 no idea what can we or anything it's in now. 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.840 It has to be turnkey, yeah, and we're not going 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:55.040 to drive out to lower Light. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.800 When we say turnkey, though, what we mean is it 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:00.960 turns on and it runs and it's going to run, 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.280 we might have to polish up and you know, yeah 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:04.600 we get you know, because that's the thing. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.520 It's like with a car. And then we were sort 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:08.640 of having this discussion in a car slab. Maybe we 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:12.199 should have got it. But it's like, if it's a car, 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.880 you're going put some new ties on it. Where do 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.760 you buy a hovercraft skirt? 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.360 We were saying, you know, if you have a car 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.480 that needs a little bit of TLC, you take it 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:22.319 to a mechanic. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.600 Take an automasters that sort of Boy, if. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:26.560 You have a hovercraft that needs a bit of TLC, 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.920 like Liam just said, I don't know where you get. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.520 And look, automasters are great, they're a sponsor of the show. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.200 But if we took a car in, they'll be like, babe, bang, 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.080 here go that give us a good price. If we 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.720 hove it in, the mechanics would scatter because they would 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.960 think it's alien live form coming to abductan. The technology 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:46.160 is not known enough that people feel comfortable around it. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.800 All right, Wendy, Look we'll leave it with you in 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.679 your capable hands. If you can chance with your neighbor, 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.720 that'd be awesome. Also, we're going to leave the hover 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:58.240 hot line open. So thirteen one oh six five. That 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.040 is our number here at Kiss thirteen one oh sixty five. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:04.800 If you have any hovercraft leads, the hotline is always 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:05.280 open for. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.880 You to call anytime the over the weekend, even if 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.080 no one's manning phone. If you can leave a message, 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:15.120 just say guys, hovercraft spotted yep. You know I hate 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.160 look I can get you know. I was looking, honestly, 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:18.720 I was looking at Ali Barber. I was seeing if 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:19.679 I could get one from China. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:21.559 Liam was in the car on the way home, was 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:22.120 looking at Alibi. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.520 I was saying, oh, man, we could just get a 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.880 creative and there was. There was one for one hundred 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.920 and twenty grand. But you could like basically eat dinner 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.360 in it, like you can have like a you can 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:32.880 have like a dining room table on it. It was 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.480 that big. But I don't know if we need that. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:35.840 It would be cool to have. I don't know if 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:37.160 I can. I don't know if we'll be able to 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:38.439 swing sixty k's. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.839 Our dreams of hovering are not over year. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.520 No, they're not far from over. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:46.040 Look. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:50.360 I am a guy who gets his groceries delivered. And 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.200 I know you hate it. Ben I say it saves time, 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:54.400 you know, but. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.280 We all know that if you get your groceries delivered 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.320 that they're giving you the bad apples. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:02.240 And I'm stuck guarding to think that could be the case. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:05.000 I always I always thought na, nahna. But the last 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:09.200 couple of weeks, I'm getting bananas. They're green, not even 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.679 like a little bit yellow, just full green. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.800 Because they're giving you the stock that's not moving. Because 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.240 people are like, well, I'm going to buy that banana. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.680 It's too green, dude. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:21.120 They're like, so it needs another two months on the tree. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.560 And so a few a few extra hours in the gas. 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.200 Yeah, anything would be good. Give me some more gas, 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.920 just painted yellow. I don't care, but I'm sorry. I 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:37.040 bring a protein shake to work this whole week. My 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:40.240 day has started awfully because you know, when you have 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.080 a normal banana, ripe banana, just peel up bank delicious, 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.480 couldn't be easier. It's just comes in its own casing. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.760 It's one of the greape fruits Nature's candy. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:51.800 But but when it's not ripe, and you have to 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:55.760 like it's like peeling bark off a stick, and it 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.640 just it just annoys me to no end. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.240 And I'm sort of like I'm I'm. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.040 Peeling at so much that there's there's not even that 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.040 much banana left by the time I end up, because 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.640 I'm smoohing it all around. If I was a monkey, monkey, 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.360 I just get angry and smash it on my head. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:09.400 You could, you could cut it. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.600 I guess that's what I was trying to do today. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.320 I was like trying to I had like a steak knife, 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.240 and I was like sort of slicing bits. It took 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.720 me like twenty minutes to get the fricking banana out. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:19.960 Of How green was it? 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.320 Dude? It is like green, like it is green. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.880 When you eat a green banana and it's not quite 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.680 ripe yet and you get that funny feeling on your teeth. Yes, 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:30.320 you get that in a shape I do. 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.440 I'm over it. I'm over it. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.520 They still name their trucks calls. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.320 I never said which company it was. 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.880 I didn't say you did. This is a removed I. 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:45.120 Think they do remove questions. So yeah, it'll be like 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:48.160 Tony on the front of the truck. I think that's 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:49.240 the drive's name, not the trucks. 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:49.320 Now. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm assuming. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.240 Hey, no, no, it's the truck's name. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:55.040 I thought it was the driver. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:56.880 It would be the truck's name, lean and they're not 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:00.680 driving around with the like yeah, the driver's name plasted on. 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:01.800 The front before they did. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.800 No, no, no, they named the trucks. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.920 Some of them are definitely like I've seen like female names, 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:08.560 and then there's like a guy driving. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:14.160 It, well you know, gender twenty six. So sorry about that. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:15.080 Sorry everybody. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.360 Look, if you are a Cole's truck driver, I would 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:20.640 like I would like to get to the bottom of 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.360 this at some point if I always assumed it was 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:23.840 the driver. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.880 Now, no, it's the name of the truck. It's not 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.960 the driver's name, Like we're. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:34.000 Calling this truck Chris. Yes, all right, that's mind. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:39.160 Blowing unless you are unless you drive Coals trucks. And 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.040 there's more to the names that we're unaware of. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:42.560 I could have sworn it was the driver. 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:46.479 Thirteen one oh six fights. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.960 Charlotte in selling speech a platinum member in the Ben 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:51.040 and Lamb Loyalty Program. Let's rip through this quiz five questions. 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.720 Let's see if we can get you along to the tour. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.840 It's text Walker's Big Night Tomorrow Night at Adelaide Oval 0:16:55.920 --> 0:17:01.240 for the Crow's game. What's one famous stand named after 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:09.320 a player at Adelaide Oval? Yeah, they're sharp? Hello, hell yeah? 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:10.840 Can you can you name one of the stands at 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:23.840 Adelaide Oval? Ah, it would be It's all right, we'll 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.440 have to move to Belinda and Freelink. Can you name 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.240 one of the stands at Adelaide Oval. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:32.720 The Riverbank? 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:36.480 Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, I'll take that. 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.120 I said, like named after a player, but Riverbank stand. 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:40.920 I'm not going to knock you for that. You've shown 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:49.359 your working, of course, sang Foss. Williams has one, does Grahame? 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:52.560 Is there a little Graham Corn's corner? I don't know 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:56.600 if his corn have like a little corner. I think 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:58.800 he has, Like it's not like the fool, it's not 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.960 like the full like you know, Mark Suter like this, 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.320