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Speaker 1: This is jam Nation with The Guardian. I think it's

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Speaker 1: a great publication. I look at it on my phone

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Speaker 1: every day.

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Speaker 2: I subscribe to it.

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Speaker 1: It's brilliant. They have compiled, along with a Twitter what's

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Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for, a Twitter account called an

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Speaker 1: excuse my language? Batshit moments in Australian Politics. They have

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Speaker 1: compiled the fifteen craziest moments in Australian politics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they got in there?

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a number of things. Of course, You've got

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Speaker 1: Tony Abbott eating the onion. That was the greatest thing.

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Speaker 1: He's looking in Tasmania around a market garden and a

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Speaker 1: fruit and vege imborium of all the fruit and vege

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Speaker 1: you could pick. He bites into an onion.

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Speaker 2: Because and sometimes we get this a little bit when

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Speaker 2: think about when we go to a backyard jam whenever

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Speaker 2: the show we do. You know, we've got daler breath

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Speaker 2: bade in someone's back out, and we walk into someone's

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Speaker 2: place and everyone's there and they look at us. You

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Speaker 2: don't know anyone there, but they know who you are.

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Speaker 2: But you feel a little bit awkward, so you try

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Speaker 2: to make yourself a ski was plausible.

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Speaker 1: I don't think i'd munched to know, and I've seen

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Speaker 1: you down fifty eight beers in the similar sitty and

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Speaker 1: WI in a pop plant. So we all have our

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Speaker 1: own thing?

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Speaker 2: Are we still about the Wii? Of the homeowner? I said,

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Speaker 2: where's you're done? It's too far in there. Why aren't

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Speaker 2: you just going that pop plant over there?

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Speaker 1: And then his wife said, Jones, he's winging in my

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Speaker 1: pop plant. It was an indoor pop plant. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember the Barnaby Joyce bonk band? So Malcolm Turnby, I

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Speaker 1: had to bring in a bonk ban. I love the

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Speaker 1: way they've written it here. Soon after, it was revealed

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Speaker 1: that Vicky Campion was pregnant with the married Deputy PM's child,

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Speaker 1: he was accused of sexual harassment by a different woman,

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Speaker 1: which he denied. All of this led to him resigning

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Speaker 1: as a National's leader and divorcing his wife, just months

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Speaker 1: after he had called for the Australian public to vote

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Speaker 1: against same sex marriage to quote protect the sanctity of marriage.

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Speaker 2: Just sanctity.

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Speaker 1: So then we had the bonk band. Hey, people at

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Speaker 1: work who aren't married to each other don't bonk each other?

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Speaker 3: Yeap?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember this one? Bob Catter's marriage equality speech started.

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Speaker 3: Well, mean, you know people are entitled to the sexual proclimities,

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Speaker 3: you know, I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms

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Speaker 3: blutens off concerned. But I ain't spending any time because

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Speaker 3: in the meantime, every three months a person is torn

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Speaker 3: to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.

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Speaker 2: I just love watching that on YouTube. The way his

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Speaker 2: face changes like a It's like a villain from one

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Speaker 2: of those old time melodramas.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly the face remained. What about this one? I

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Speaker 1: remember the name Craig Emerson. He is was the Trade Minister,

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Speaker 1: and Tony Abbott had said, look tell you what Whyala

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Speaker 1: would be wiped off the mat by a carbon tax?

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Speaker 1: So even though Peter Garrett was in the ministry, they

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Speaker 1: sent Craig Emerson out. This is in a press conference.

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Speaker 1: Have listen to this, Well.

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Speaker 3: This is the mood in Whyala?

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Speaker 2: Sure, why Allah wipe out there on my TV?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Why Illa wipe out there on my TV?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Why Illa wipe out there on my TV?

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Speaker 2: Shocking me right out of my brain, shocking me right

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Speaker 2: out of my brain?

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Speaker 1: Sure will be rolling and he's great and his team going.

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Speaker 1: I think it's great, and he's practiced light. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to do. Who could forget the time that Pauline Hanson

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Speaker 1: actually forgot her own birthday.

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Speaker 4: Just because she's sixty seven and you're of a retirement age,

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Speaker 4: which I am proud to say, I am sixty seven

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Speaker 4: years of age and I turned sixty seven yesterday. Did

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Speaker 4: she misrepresentation? Senator what said? I've circulated this on my birthday.

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Speaker 4: My birthday was last month my birthday, so it's based

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Speaker 4: on misrepresented.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you don't even need journalists to give you

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Speaker 1: a gotcha question when you forget your own birthday.

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Speaker 2: These are the people that want to run out of country.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got more of them than play later in

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Speaker 1: the show, forward to it