Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: Peppy is Jack's little nugget?
Speaker 3: Oh really big?
Speaker 4: Oh you're gonna like it.
Speaker 3: I just saw an armadillo in the Lift.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three Show
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Speaker 3: Happy Friday, Jack posts, How are you, guys? I'm good,
Speaker 3: Happy Friday.
Speaker 4: Pats you too.
Speaker 3: Now this show is on a break next week. Radio
Speaker 3: has a little mini break for a weekend. I know,
Speaker 3: I know all of you right now. I get the
Speaker 3: feeling are saying, Gosh, Christian, it's only it's only been
Speaker 3: a ten short weeks since you last had a break.
Speaker 3: By God, you really do take that another week on
Speaker 3: our half, Christians. So we are on a break next week.
Speaker 3: What is everyone doing, Patsy? What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Working?
Speaker 2: Actually for a little bit. I'm on weekend today. I
Speaker 2: believe tomorrow morning you in again, which will be fun.
Speaker 3: Good, awesome to be about. Congratulations, that's great new.
Speaker 5: And doing a little bit of podcast work. It is
Speaker 5: a busy week.
Speaker 2: Actually in Ords has got school production next week. She's
Speaker 2: got another week. Oh wow, mummy mode next week, which
Speaker 2: will be fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my door doesn't break up to another week. My
Speaker 3: wife and I have gone away for this weekend. The
Speaker 3: last ten weeks has been a in tense ten weeks really,
Speaker 3: so we're looking forward to actually getting away, the pair
Speaker 3: of us. Actually, Jackie boy, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're putting our feet up as well. We're going
Speaker 4: down to Andy Lee's beach house. He's giving us the
Speaker 4: keys for a few nights.
Speaker 3: The weather is great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. And then next week, next Wednesday, I've
Speaker 4: got to come back because I sign myself up to
Speaker 4: something that I think about every night before I go
Speaker 4: to sleep, and I'm so nervous to do. But I've
Speaker 4: got an improv night at Comedy Republic where I I've
Speaker 4: never done improv before, but I'm I'm like a guest
Speaker 4: on stage with them, not in my stuffy But that's.
Speaker 3: Because actually it's good to stretch. You're a funny guy
Speaker 3: every day improv. But it's because you're thinking about it differently,
Speaker 3: because you're turning into performance. You don't. You don't really
Speaker 3: get like that for the show. You just turn up
Speaker 3: and you aren't atually funny.
Speaker 4: Do you know how hard it was though to look
Speaker 4: at a week off and go. God, I could just
Speaker 4: be sitting by a pool with a book open.
Speaker 3: But why you You've not chosen it? And I think
Speaker 3: this is part of seventy five hard is that you're
Speaker 3: actually looking for more areas to stretch yourself.
Speaker 4: You steer into what's harder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, leading to it. So doing skill set, doing those
Speaker 3: improv light night lives, they're they're there, they're testing sometimes.
Speaker 4: If anyone wants to come and see it next Wednesday
Speaker 4: night at Comedy Republic eight o'clock. I think it's called
Speaker 4: the comedy group is called something good.
Speaker 3: That Comedy Republic is a great venue, an awesome room.
Speaker 3: So what are you doing the next Tuesday night?
Speaker 4: Next Wednesday night?
Speaker 3: All right? Good luck?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast Every.
Speaker 3: Friday, Meetjack and Pass. We go around the team and
Speaker 3: we turn about the things that we're enjoying at the moment.
Speaker 3: We called it double thumbs up, Patsy, what are you
Speaker 3: giving your double thumbs up?
Speaker 2: Just got into the Netflix drama Nicole Kidman's latest offering,
Speaker 2: The Perfect Couple, and really enjoy.
Speaker 3: That is her and what's the name of the guy
Speaker 3: in it? I've seen the trailer. Put it on my
Speaker 3: watch list.
Speaker 2: I've drawn a blank made an impact on you.
Speaker 3: He's obviously not a straighted just all frozen face. Kidman,
Speaker 3: she could do it some more botox and freeze that
Speaker 3: face a bit more.
Speaker 4: I think, kid, I think she's good.
Speaker 3: You can't tell where she's happy or sad.
Speaker 2: I can't fight what's yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was married to Naomi what leave leave.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: He's a great Actor's brilliant in this and it's great.
Speaker 2: It's riding my genre, sort of murder mystery. This body
Speaker 2: washes up at a beach at her son's wedding. She's
Speaker 2: a novelist, and Nicole Kimman plays a novelist and I
Speaker 2: love it so Chris and I have been fighting over.
Speaker 4: I've never seen you with such a big smile on
Speaker 4: your first when he said body.
Speaker 3: Washed up on a bench, and followed by my wheelhouse
Speaker 3: doing the bit beforehand came the body chuck it in
Speaker 3: the sea, and that where the ocean.
Speaker 5: Cement shoes. No, really loving that. That's on Netflix, the
Speaker 5: first series.
Speaker 2: The other thing I've discovered this week is this little
Speaker 2: you know you know that you're getting older, probably forty plus,
Speaker 2: when you have some sort of pill device in you
Speaker 2: in your handbag that you know.
Speaker 3: Like a some dividers to take a tablet in the morning.
Speaker 3: I take vitims someone, but I can't be bother to
Speaker 3: get that. I want to find old ages coming from
Speaker 3: No no, no, I don't want to welcome it into
Speaker 3: my house too soon.
Speaker 4: No no, perhaps brilliance. I love this I've got.
Speaker 3: This is a circular one, so I think like a
Speaker 3: cat might have to feed it.
Speaker 2: It's great for radio because you can't see it. But
Speaker 2: it's got like this little it's round and it's got
Speaker 2: a button in the middle.
Speaker 5: That you can spin. You got in a show bag, yeah,
Speaker 5: in like not like a show show bag.
Speaker 3: And a couple of weeks time it's going home going.
Speaker 3: I've got boat old person's dispense.
Speaker 2: No no, no, it was that some event and it
Speaker 2: was in like the giveaway, like the bags that the
Speaker 2: give bag.
Speaker 5: And I love it. It's fantastic. It's got a little
Speaker 5: thing that you put on.
Speaker 4: This feels very much scraping the barrel fender term, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: I love this TV show. Yeah, like someone's checked out,
Speaker 3: haven't they chack? Why don't we say goodbye?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: Have a nice break? Running drag anymore? Of the shows avenues.
Speaker 3: We don't need to go. Yeah, you didn't even fight
Speaker 3: me for it. Just happen to start the break. Now
Speaker 3: we'll take a break and we'll come back with Jack
Speaker 3: and Ice Double thumbs up.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jack post, so just get into your double thumbs up.
Speaker 3: What are you enjoying at the moment.
Speaker 4: Guess what Banker and I are doing today? Something very
Speaker 4: odd at Marvel Stadium. You're allowed to hit golf balls
Speaker 4: from the stands onto the field. I don't know what
Speaker 4: for or why they're doing and.
Speaker 3: Some so crazy golf.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've invited us to it, I guess because Marvel Stadium,
Speaker 4: by the time finals hits, they're not hosting any foot
Speaker 4: four matches anymore. So you go to different points around
Speaker 4: the stadium, all three tiers.
Speaker 3: And you like, they've got like tea, we're do a
Speaker 3: driving and then they got holes on the ground. But
Speaker 3: it's huge Marvel, I know, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: Open to the public.
Speaker 4: Yes, you can buy tickets to it.
Speaker 3: What a great idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: God, that would be so much fun. All right, couple
Speaker 3: of things from me then my double thumbs up where
Speaker 3: we would enjoy the second season of Rings of Powers, the
Speaker 3: Lord of the Rings TV spinoff on Prime's very good. Uh,
Speaker 3: they're doing it once a week. However, the other night,
Speaker 3: I actually had a nightmare about the TV show. No,
Speaker 3: I actually woke up. I was scared. I feared I
Speaker 3: was in Mordal and orcs were holding me down and
Speaker 3: I could fight one off, and then like they just
Speaker 3: kept coming. I thought they were going to take me
Speaker 3: in prison me. I actually had a actually had a
Speaker 3: TV nightmare.
Speaker 4: I actually miss having theatrical dreams like that. I always
Speaker 4: dream about day to day, like.
Speaker 3: Just boring old stuff about you're running late or something
Speaker 3: that classic one. Yes, the other thing is the actor.
Speaker 3: And this is when a gradual lot of things I
Speaker 3: start to do now, and I noticed my family does
Speaker 3: as well. Where you will, it's starting to happen. I
Speaker 3: really am becoming e merging into becoming one of you
Speaker 3: in Australia. And I found myself today going that guy.
Speaker 3: I think he sounds his accent a bit Australian. He
Speaker 3: plays sour on so a big character in US. He's
Speaker 3: from Saint Kilda, right, and I can't believe what joy
Speaker 3: it gave me to Google and said he's from Melbourne.
Speaker 3: He's from sin Kilda, Charlie.
Speaker 4: Because so he's putting on like what a Middle Earth accent.
Speaker 3: Kind of but a couple of things whenever he says water,
Speaker 3: because you won't know this, but when you say water,
Speaker 3: you're sending it a very different way than than weed.
Speaker 3: You you go wadda. And he said it once when
Speaker 3: he was talking about the ocean. I was like, that
Speaker 3: guy's Australian. He's obviously been to drama college. But they can't.
Speaker 3: You can't take the Australian out of the Australian. Now, Google,
Speaker 3: he's almost killed. But anyway, it's very good. Now. The
Speaker 3: other thing I've got is I love condiment sauces, any
Speaker 3: kind of like mayonnaise or flavored mayonnaise or barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3: I've got them. I have found. I've actually brought two
Speaker 3: chants in to give to you guys. Perhapsly that's a
Speaker 3: brand new, unopen one of Roses gourmet smoky a that
Speaker 3: sounds delicious for you. Rio. Now you can't have this
Speaker 3: because I've got these. These Here are snacks. That's that's snacks.
Speaker 3: Their little Patsy, that's yours to trying that real killing
Speaker 3: in for another does to taste that smoky flavored please
Speaker 3: take that. You don't need to spoon, but just dip that.
Speaker 3: I've got one for you as well.
Speaker 5: Real, my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Isn't that good?
Speaker 4: I think I can.
Speaker 3: Seventy snacks? It's snacks. There's your one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 4: Why would you put so much sauce on their plan?
Speaker 4: You gave them half a jar.
Speaker 3: My wife always has to go with me for we're
Speaker 3: using way too many big measures and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: She's like, half the jar is already gone. Savory, scoop
Speaker 3: it back in, Patsy, scoop it back. Roses smoky aoli
Speaker 3: wherever you can find it is the best smoky I've everitated.
Speaker 4: It's so good and dairy free as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I smear on everything, brush my teeth with it.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: I think you're right about twenty minutes ago when you
Speaker 3: said Pantsy is checked out that news there was an
Speaker 3: absolute mess or something. You know that is someone who's
Speaker 3: got you know, one eye on the jackets on one
Speaker 3: shoulder and the jackets go six news. Oh, if you
Speaker 3: were technical problem.
Speaker 2: It's really hard. No, I was reading, like the first
Speaker 2: five seconds, I'm thinking technical problem myself.
Speaker 5: I haven't got the desk on. I was reading, but
Speaker 5: you couldn't hear me.
Speaker 3: No, I think we could hear you. And then there
Speaker 3: were these big silences and then there was technical problems there.
Speaker 3: We could hear on you. Someone is getting thrown through
Speaker 3: a window. I'm happy to throw my south throught so
Speaker 3: we can get it over with.
Speaker 5: You don't have to self sacrifice.
Speaker 3: I don't know we do. Someone has to throw themselves
Speaker 3: under the show bust. No, they must sacrifice them on
Speaker 3: the altar of the radio news. So I was saying
Speaker 3: yesterday on the show, how I was go into going
Speaker 3: on my daughter and two of her student friends to
Speaker 3: their first ever house share viewing.
Speaker 4: Yep, you thought if they had an adult with them,
Speaker 4: then credibility and let's.
Speaker 3: Just be honest, it's not any adult. I'm an adult.
Speaker 3: Plus anyway, I get there, I'm obviously early, look and
Speaker 3: for everything right at this house viewing at some rental
Speaker 3: place in Brunswick, right, lovely part of Brunswick. I don't
Speaker 3: really know Brunswick that well because I'm more of a
Speaker 3: bayside kind of guy. So anyway, I'm in there, beautiful
Speaker 3: leafy suburb in my wife and I faced how her
Speaker 3: going look at these beautiful trees and a leafy suburb
Speaker 3: for a daughter?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: I think this is lovely, this is design, it's safe,
Speaker 3: you know, there's off street parking. This is really really nice.
Speaker 3: And then I get there and there's there's already at
Speaker 3: least thirty students yep, and they're looking at me like,
Speaker 3: who is old mate? What has befallen him? Dave Grohl
Speaker 3: wise kid not with his.
Speaker 4: Wife a.
Speaker 3: Long way from bayside. Who is Naco over there trying
Speaker 3: to blend in. I've never felt more distance from a tribe.
Speaker 3: I was even stood away from them on Lonely Island,
Speaker 3: and I kept texting my daughter, going, oh god, I'm
Speaker 3: with young people. They're staring at me. And so she
Speaker 3: turns out and I said to my I said to
Speaker 3: my daughter, I said, listen, you know, help your own
Speaker 3: case and trying to get this place present a good story.
Speaker 3: I said, don't come as students. Make yourself look like
Speaker 3: you're professionals. My daughter turned up, she looked like she
Speaker 3: could be a professional. This guy they're moving in with.
Speaker 3: He looked like professional. And then there was the third one, Francis,
Speaker 3: that looked like she come from Central casting. We need
Speaker 3: a sort of square looking student. She looked like she'd
Speaker 3: been protesting and chucking feces at the police down on
Speaker 3: Collins Street yesterday. I was like, well, you ain't getting
Speaker 3: this place. You screwed it, Frances, keep walking. You know
Speaker 3: when spies know they've been that they've had a case
Speaker 3: and they just have to walk each other would not
Speaker 3: even looking at each other. I was actually halfway the
Speaker 3: text would be going set break off from Francis. Tell
Speaker 3: Francis to turn around. So we get in there and
Speaker 3: it's now there's over fifty people wandering around this house.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't massive obviously because it's you know, it's
Speaker 3: quite tiny and bruns with and you didn't know that
Speaker 3: thing where it's a house sharing or a house viewing. Sorry,
Speaker 3: and there's a lot of people there. Everyone hates each other,
Speaker 3: don't they.
Speaker 4: Oh it's such an awd dynamic.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know, and it's patch and you're
Speaker 3: going in a room, they're coming out of it and
Speaker 3: you just something, excuse me, but you just hate each other.
Speaker 3: There was a vibe of it was it could have
Speaker 3: kicked off in there. It was really like a sort.
Speaker 4: Of tinderrect and there's so many bubbles of whispered conversation.
Speaker 4: I remember when pianker I used to do it, and
Speaker 4: you used to talk about, Oh, Elsey, do you think
Speaker 4: I's got a chance they're getting you? I think we're
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, so I or I was with them walking around.
Speaker 3: I did a few of these, look you smell mold?
Speaker 3: You smell if I had a young family. There were
Speaker 3: some of young fanis who young family gets in there?
Speaker 3: Young's that's that lung at that age is dangerous. I'm
Speaker 3: smelt mold. I've lived in mold. This is a dank, old,
Speaker 3: moldy house. I see some people were actually falling for it,
Speaker 3: because you can spread fear and confusion very easily. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I said to a lady that was running all they
Speaker 3: just looked like jaded, that like she just needed the
Speaker 3: day to end, right. She just you know, she talked
Speaker 3: to some people and they're it's like a ghost, And
Speaker 3: I go, wo, how will they decide who wants this place?
Speaker 3: And she she leans it and goes, it ain't going
Speaker 3: to students. Yeah, so she goes, so, if you want
Speaker 3: this place, put your name on it. I'll look out
Speaker 3: for your entry. I'm thinking on the half through students,
Speaker 3: and I had to sort of explain to them. I
Speaker 3: was like, you ain't getting this place, but that's not fair,
Speaker 3: because twenty year olds think the world is fair and not.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, most of it isn't fair. Very little
Speaker 3: fairness in the world is. You'll find out when you
Speaker 3: get out of the student bubble. They should have said this,
Speaker 3: we'd be marked here ten minutes, now ten minutes. I'm
Speaker 3: o student, Dave doing nothing to come here to predict something. Daddy,
Speaker 3: can we lie? I said, a lady, what kind of
Speaker 3: details it's obviously we will have. I was meeting with
Speaker 3: students trying to just get them into this house, and
Speaker 3: what kind of deed you're gonna help me out here?
Speaker 3: What kind of details would they want to know on
Speaker 3: this form? She goes, well, sort of tenancy history, and
Speaker 3: I go back, you're notre screwed. All you've got is
Speaker 3: your mom and dad. If I'm going to write that honestly,
Speaker 3: I say, you're a shitty housemate. I don't want you
Speaker 3: living in my house.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good on in to Shane Sharp, Christian and team thank
Speaker 3: you very much the deal mar Tea bags and are
Speaker 3: one on the time. Whist a couple of weeks and
Speaker 3: we'll go have rolled up yesterday. We are not going
Speaker 3: to be running out of Team Tea anytime in the
Speaker 3: next eighteen months. Hey, you went it for three months
Speaker 3: for the office. She's coming up four ten to seven.
Speaker 3: The other thing I forgot to mention about yesterday going
Speaker 3: to look at this house share with my daughter and
Speaker 3: two of us student mates, was as I said goodbye
Speaker 3: to them, I was out the front of this this
Speaker 3: pub and it was obviously just full of students. It
Speaker 3: was at half six Thursday night. It's quite a nice
Speaker 3: summery evening yesterday, spring evening, and it was all it
Speaker 3: was was students on the outside pub tables in the
Speaker 3: twenties like beers everywhere, And I remember being that age.
Speaker 3: It's all just potential, isn't it. It's all just the night.
Speaker 3: You don't have proper plans, you might go and do this.
Speaker 3: And as they were I actually felt like as a
Speaker 3: ghost because people were not seeing me this. So what
Speaker 3: happens we get to our age. You don't they know
Speaker 3: that you don't have potential for life anymore to do much.
Speaker 3: You've only got maybe a half a roll left in
Speaker 3: you of the dice. They were looking like, I wasn't
Speaker 3: there is there somebody moving around this table right now.
Speaker 3: It's like I was a visitor from another time in
Speaker 3: the planet looking at this, like, am I God? I
Speaker 3: remember that energy they've gotten even though I was sent
Speaker 3: to my daughter light. So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: Do you want to buy? Jenner was like, no, friend
Speaker 3: of us is playing pen of ours was playing in
Speaker 3: the AFLW game tonight. She's playing for the doggies. We're
Speaker 3: going to a footscray and then we might go to
Speaker 3: a pub after that, and then we might go to
Speaker 3: this late night drinking. But I have to be honest,
Speaker 3: I felt like, going, you have fancy some of that? Actually,
Speaker 3: just not cough tomorrow's radio shower. I'll just come and
Speaker 3: just take off for the night and just forget about everything.
Speaker 4: There's a whole nighttime world that you leave behind it.
Speaker 4: You don't even know when it really happens.
Speaker 3: I looked on enviously as they left to go into
Speaker 3: that nighttime world, and I went back to feed the dogs.
Speaker 4: And get an early bedtime.
Speaker 3: That's right, all right, so this is exciting. In two
Speaker 3: weeks time, we're doing our handball final in two weeks time.
Speaker 3: It's actually we won't, but it's going to be on
Speaker 3: the on the Thursday, and they be finals. Frenzy. We
Speaker 3: have twenty brand new washing machines to give away. These
Speaker 3: will go. These have to go all in one show
Speaker 3: Thursday morning, two weeks time to the first twenty of
Speaker 3: you that can do one simple thing, get the footy
Speaker 3: in the washing machine. This smart sound crazy?
Speaker 6: You win a washing machine if you can take a
Speaker 6: funny and handball.
Speaker 3: I have good news yesterday. We are sure that the
Speaker 3: Tower of Power can happen and be safely. Three of
Speaker 3: these fish on bike and washing machines will be on
Speaker 3: top of each other. The golden machine that you need
Speaker 3: to get the footy in is the middle one. However,
Speaker 3: we have to make this look great when we start
Speaker 3: to do it the handball final. We have a shopping
Speaker 3: list at the moment. We do need some extra help.
Speaker 3: I'd love to find out if there's some way you've
Speaker 3: got one of these remote cameras. A while ago, when
Speaker 3: you want to see what Luna was doing when you
Speaker 3: were here.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was actually strained for like a security camera
Speaker 4: that you would put on your front porch. But I
Speaker 4: was watching my dog get up on the bench and
Speaker 4: eat our food while we're at work.
Speaker 3: So was that like a motion detect and it would
Speaker 3: send you little clips because you see.
Speaker 4: Live, you could come in at any time. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: could stream that live.
Speaker 3: Here's I'm thinking, there's a camera inside the drum all
Speaker 3: right that people are trying to get the footy in.
Speaker 3: We stream it live for hours and hours and hours
Speaker 3: wherever you want in the world. You can watch from
Speaker 3: within the washing machine in the machine like being being
Speaker 3: John Malkovich, being Fisher Pike. That is possible from these little, tiny,
Speaker 3: little sort of I seen the seems like the Jason
Speaker 3: Bond movies. They put like a little camera on a
Speaker 3: spy shot. I think James Bond has one. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: one of these little sort of the magnetic I was
Speaker 3: watching slow horses today. You just had a magnetic eye
Speaker 3: that you put on a wall. Where did you get that?
Speaker 4: We have to put a camera in there.
Speaker 3: Jamie high Fie must have spy equipment or like surveillance
Speaker 3: home surveillance equipment. Can we put it in the drum,
Speaker 3: but it needs to be that we can stream.
Speaker 4: And strong enough, like a good quality enough that we
Speaker 4: can still see the competitors through the opening of the
Speaker 4: washing machine.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know when they used to have been the thinking.
Speaker 3: No one used them anymore? Do you when we used
Speaker 3: to look for that thing who was at the door?
Speaker 3: We never lived in more dangerous times. We don't use that.
Speaker 3: We don't use that fish, You don't use that. Does
Speaker 3: anyone still have one of those anymore? Which the last
Speaker 3: I mean you saw? Hang on a minute, Okay, Amazon man,
Speaker 3: I'm coming better not be anyone on other side of this,
Speaker 3: because that's not the rule. You show who you are
Speaker 3: for the spy hole. So I'd like that. Also, we'd
Speaker 3: love to have some bleachers. We're going to be doing
Speaker 3: this at the radio station.
Speaker 4: See this is where he started to become more of
Speaker 4: a mad king, because we were walking through where it's
Speaker 4: going to take place, just in the next room from
Speaker 4: the radio studio, and they got they told him, like,
Speaker 4: we can build the tower. It's like great, Okay, we
Speaker 4: need crowds.
Speaker 3: The fans in the stands, so as people come down
Speaker 3: and take part in this. They bring their families. They're
Speaker 3: cheering on in the bleachers. Trubble is, how do we
Speaker 3: get bleachers up here onto the second floor of an
Speaker 3: office building?
Speaker 4: You essentially got the size of the lift.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, they go up in the stairs.
Speaker 4: They fit through the doors, the same sized doors as
Speaker 4: you would.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, But Patsy's right. They could be carried
Speaker 3: up the two flights of stairs, couldn't they. You just
Speaker 3: have a breathing on those little bit of a landing
Speaker 3: and then you carry on hugging them up.
Speaker 4: But eventually it's going to fit through a normal sized door.
Speaker 3: Turn on a side, jack, Jack. What I'm hearing at
Speaker 3: the moment is resistance. This is blue sky thinking right now.
Speaker 4: The only thing I thought is maybe what do photographers
Speaker 4: use at.
Speaker 3: Schools when they oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Could we use those?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sit on them?
Speaker 5: Don't They on the field?
Speaker 3: And it looks awful, It looks embarrassing. It's not the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl when they go out for that little group
Speaker 3: team photo.
Speaker 4: It's like three tiers though, Yeah, that's how many tears
Speaker 4: do you want?
Speaker 3: Three tiers is enough? So some kind of three tiers
Speaker 3: bleacher The other thing is like if someone got access
Speaker 3: to confetti cannons. Whenever someone does get it in the.
Speaker 4: Drum, something something BIG's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: We need to hear something. I wanted to feel like that.
Speaker 3: Wherever you are in Craigieburn or wherever you and the
Speaker 3: city is quaking, it means, oh my god, So you
Speaker 3: have to interrupt this meeting right now, President, right now?
Speaker 3: Another washing machine quake after quake. So confetti cannons, lights, ye,
Speaker 3: laser yeah, sure, laziest from within the drum that come out?
Speaker 3: Anyone else getting this Palazio water fountain inside the.
Speaker 5: Washing machine drum?
Speaker 3: So it Why is anyone writing all these incredible ideas down?
Speaker 3: Jackie boy? What else do you think we could have?
Speaker 4: Well then he then Christian said that we should have
Speaker 4: a timpany drum so there any time that the ball
Speaker 4: goes into the back of the drum, I can be there.
Speaker 3: Going okay, well they did sound actually what so much?
Speaker 3: You were doing it?
Speaker 4: That's better as they like.
Speaker 3: Get ready to sort of release the ball, you know.
Speaker 9: So we before they And then I think we need
Speaker 9: another drum, which I think it's called a kettle drum
Speaker 9: where it's one way you bang it, and you got
Speaker 9: this foot pedal and it extends the noise.
Speaker 3: It goes bog kettle drum.
Speaker 4: Isn't that more of like another seed?
Speaker 6: Do you know what the drum is, guy.
Speaker 4: Poppins, No, no, no, yeah, yeah, it's like the big based
Speaker 4: drum on his back.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's just a drop. People please call in.
Speaker 3: It's a large drum and there's a special foot pedal
Speaker 3: and act you bang it. It sort of goes b
Speaker 3: because you're loosening the skin of the drum right like
Speaker 3: a clown noise. No, not at all, Okay, it's the
Speaker 3: obviously of a clown noise.
Speaker 2: No no, no, it's a it's a the orchestra, you know,
Speaker 2: right up the back there and something copper colored.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. Now they are you do know the one?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And they have them on the horses in the police
Speaker 2: bands with the pipe bands on the side of the horse,
Speaker 2: like big almost oval shaped at the bottom drums.
Speaker 3: No, no, you've lost me. You don't have it stripped
Speaker 3: to the side of a horse.
Speaker 4: I can't that.
Speaker 3: I can't picture that.
Speaker 5: And they're playing it sitting on the horse.
Speaker 3: Someone will know what this is. The horse you need
Speaker 3: to be buy two drums, a Timpany and this as
Speaker 3: yet unnamed drum with the truck that goes once you
Speaker 3: once you hear it and know it, you'll want one
Speaker 3: of these now because you go Timpany to do this. Okay,
Speaker 3: who wants to win another washing machine? They released mbel
Speaker 3: And then you go to the other drum to get
Speaker 3: ready for what habits and it's either the oh if
Speaker 3: they haven't got it or.
Speaker 4: If they have Okay, I'd love to hear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, first of all, can someone just call him
Speaker 3: with any of these items nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three so rate seating?
Speaker 4: Yes, clinic canons? Do you clari canons?
Speaker 3: Let me get that right. That pronunciation we know we
Speaker 3: don't keep. That we can't have for jozzling.
Speaker 1: I've told you not on a show, The Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: show podcast.
Speaker 3: By the way, I bet you've owned boondoes.
Speaker 4: My dad had a Jimbe growing.
Speaker 3: Up very well for my short lived career as an
Speaker 3: African drummer. Since Ki being taught by an irishman called.
Speaker 4: A bigger bongo is the best way to describe him.
Speaker 3: Jemba. Good on him. Paul Simon, you can call me out.
Speaker 3: Go on in Friday morning, twelve minutes past seven Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell show here on Gold. So in two weeks time
Speaker 3: we're going to be hosting our hand more final twenty
Speaker 3: brand new washing machine. I keep saying brand new, like
Speaker 3: we're going to give twenty washing machines. We're trying to
Speaker 3: find at the moment from everyone's a rubbish at the
Speaker 3: front of the house. So these are amazing fresher one
Speaker 3: pike called washing machines twenty to give away in one
Speaker 3: show that all have to go on one show. We
Speaker 3: may not be finishing at nine am, team because actually
Speaker 3: we sort of work out yesterday how far away you're
Speaker 3: going to be. We need to handle the footy into
Speaker 3: the washing machine. Be the one who buying the drum.
Speaker 3: It's going to be around about four meters, right, so
Speaker 3: it's not not a long distance, but it's hard enough.
Speaker 4: The hole is just so small. The opening to the
Speaker 4: washing machine is much small than we thought. Actually the
Speaker 4: ball is longer than the diameter of the hole, so
Speaker 4: if it winning long ways, it won't even fit in.
Speaker 3: Now, so you know this is going to be hard.
Speaker 3: It's not going to go like in the first hour
Speaker 3: or two. So we want like one hundred of you
Speaker 3: lined up here, all having a go, and we want
Speaker 3: to make it look amazing. Christian and you want a
Speaker 3: streaming camera from within the washing machine drum that's right
Speaker 3: as the balls come in, or to go get missed
Speaker 3: around it, or you can stream this wherever you are
Speaker 3: in the world. Whyless magnetic cameras are available on Amazon.
Speaker 3: Christian car Here you can get cover spy cameras from
Speaker 3: a place called O Spy. It's not as only James Bond,
Speaker 3: is it. I mean, wouldn't you call it like a
Speaker 3: you know, ods accountance, but out the back as well
Speaker 3: the spy gear is. You're not gonna get James Bond
Speaker 3: walking in the front of that, are you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Spy in Brunswick. Jack's on a website right now? What
Speaker 3: can you get this?
Speaker 4: Actually, there's so much pull stuff on old spy Wow.
Speaker 4: I wish we were doing some sort of spy competition.
Speaker 4: You can get hidden cameras in anything, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Baseball caps, belt buckles, necktires, shirt buttons, time and they
Speaker 4: all look legitimate.
Speaker 3: You're joking.
Speaker 4: You can't see the camera at all in the lid
Speaker 4: of a coffee cup. So you pretty coffee cup down
Speaker 4: pointed the bad guy film all his bad doings.
Speaker 3: Wow, we so have they got a little camera we
Speaker 3: could stream know what is going to do with it?
Speaker 4: Yes, they have they have Wi Fi secret Wi Fi
Speaker 4: cameras as well.
Speaker 3: Christian quite few, He were saying, like the stuff that
Speaker 3: you're looking for, like bleachers, you want confetti cameras. I
Speaker 3: also forgot. I thought this would be really nicest to
Speaker 3: have a sort of you know, one of those sort
Speaker 3: of physio tables to warm up the attic, but only
Speaker 3: doing hand massages because that's the only bit that's needed
Speaker 3: for a handball. So we need a hand masseuse.
Speaker 4: A physio that's a hand specialists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they must have those rehab if you've hurt your hand. Christian,
Speaker 3: how big is this room? Trying to cram all this
Speaker 3: gin You're gonna have to go down to kick all
Speaker 3: the people down that weapons expo out of that convention
Speaker 3: center to host the handball final. Christianist competition is getting
Speaker 3: bigger than Ben hur There's a cast of thousands there now,
Speaker 3: giant drums are needed. How big is the conference room? Mate?
Speaker 3: You could use a normal drum kit or kids one. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I want the I want the timer one. That's what
Speaker 3: I want. And I found out the other drum that
Speaker 3: I was trying to work out what it is is
Speaker 3: actually called a warp drum. That is what I'd love
Speaker 3: listen to.
Speaker 4: That that sounds like a clowns drum to no clowning
Speaker 4: here drum the clan dropped his hat. That's the same
Speaker 4: huge winning moment of rushing machine.
Speaker 3: You're right, I'm going a different way now. You know
Speaker 3: that the phrase we comet this week is bang the drum,
Speaker 3: be the one. How about this? Then if they when
Speaker 3: they get it in, Okay, when they get it in,
Speaker 3: they go and bang the drum, and we all go yeah,
Speaker 3: and we chair them out at the conference room. All right.
Speaker 3: Adam's on the line right now. Good morning, Adam. You've
Speaker 3: got something you can help us out with.
Speaker 10: Good on, Christian, Patsy and Jack.
Speaker 3: How are you happy Friday? Welcome to the show. Thank you.
Speaker 10: I've been listening to the show and I heard you've
Speaker 10: been looking for some stuff for your the drum, and
Speaker 10: I was on offer up some since Sadie Graff, you
Speaker 10: guys to make it look more like a footy field.
Speaker 3: Yes, we hadn't thought about this, the oval underneath our
Speaker 3: very feet in a conference Roomah. Yeah, So do you
Speaker 3: work in that industry? Yes? I do.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've got my own sort of business. I have
Speaker 10: AJ Syntheti Grass, but I get the grass from the
Speaker 10: company who was pretty keen to supply it for you guys.
Speaker 3: So are you AJ from AJ Synthetic Grass.
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, yes, this day is finally come Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 3: Just got a lot luckier guys. This is great news.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it'd be great to make it look like
Speaker 3: an oval and we can market so it's like one
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: Are we allowed to market? Are we allowed of spray
Speaker 4: paint AJ like the fifty meter line, say or the
Speaker 4: sine circle?
Speaker 10: Yes, you can do whatever you want to it.
Speaker 3: Thank you very very much, AJA you religend, Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Come on, don't you, sean, Christian, I have to be
Speaker 3: part of the one hundred competitors to see parts of
Speaker 3: the biggest production ever seen for a radio competition. You're right,
Speaker 3: my friend, this is the handball final. The King's Coronation
Speaker 3: didn't have this much thought. Where were the confetti cannons. Yeah, right, suckers.
Speaker 4: There's going to be more people working on it than
Speaker 4: there are competing in it.
Speaker 3: How do I answer, Christian, I need to be in
Speaker 3: this eight o'clock this morning. Priority calling opens at eights.
Speaker 3: It's going to be like Oasis tickets he placed in
Speaker 3: a queuing system. They'd be about caught ahead of Right now, Jack,
Speaker 3: tell us what your brother has got. I've seen the
Speaker 3: photo of this right it is amazing.
Speaker 4: I would love to get you guys opinion on whether
Speaker 4: this is a good idea or not. He lives in
Speaker 4: a place called Coddles Bridge, out past the end of
Speaker 4: the train line at Hurstbridge.
Speaker 3: So very tree, very very to have a chat with
Speaker 3: us and your real estate agent, aren't you. Yeah, teshere
Speaker 3: we get the picture.
Speaker 4: Very nice anyway. I think we were out there on
Speaker 4: the weekend and he was saying, you know, we were
Speaker 4: thinking of doing this idea where we buy an old
Speaker 4: school bus and park it down the end of the property.
Speaker 4: People can come and do an airbnb on the property.
Speaker 3: I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 4: I was like, this will never happen. This is never going.
Speaker 3: Another Venga bus anga bus up. You're getting on the
Speaker 3: Venga bus.
Speaker 4: The chances of this happening is like, why even tell
Speaker 4: me this is never going to happen anyway? In the
Speaker 4: group yesterday sins a photo there's a bus in his backyard.
Speaker 3: This isn't just like a small sort of bus. This
Speaker 3: is a proper big bus on the street people are
Speaker 3: on right now going to work. It's huge and it's.
Speaker 4: Just packed on his on his lawn in the backyard.
Speaker 3: But it looks awesome. I don't know, would you windows
Speaker 3: sort of black taut the windows are blacked out, They're
Speaker 3: not going to see any of those very trees.
Speaker 4: Would you stay? I wish them the best.
Speaker 3: I think the audience isn't middle aged people. It's young
Speaker 3: adventures crazy folk, isn't it. You know, it's hippias and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They can fit them out pretty We've stayed in old
Speaker 2: train carriages up near Malden. A lot of people do
Speaker 2: those as well. They fit them out like they're amazing.
Speaker 3: Yea, So yeah, that I think is a cool idea.
Speaker 4: Maybe they've got a great idea for what to fit
Speaker 4: this out with. At the moment, it's got it. It
Speaker 4: does have a bed in it and it does have
Speaker 4: a shower and toilet from whoever they bought it off.
Speaker 3: It looks like at the moment, I've got to be honest,
Speaker 3: the first who saw me it's a very big must
Speaker 3: blackchat windows. It looks like sort of people who are
Speaker 3: anti five G lifting off the green.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's something about it.
Speaker 3: There's something likes to be ted there. Get what you do.
Speaker 4: They don't want the government to know about it.
Speaker 3: They need to work on the vibe of it. Just
Speaker 3: the optics look pretty sinister at at the moment.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every Friday on the Friday Show. Then from eight you
Speaker 3: pick up the music. We give you the theme. We
Speaker 3: call it the Naked Hour. Here is the theme today, Christian.
Speaker 4: We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 3: Oh nick nick nick.
Speaker 4: Nick nick nig naked our naked Hour, Oh nig.
Speaker 6: Big.
Speaker 3: Nig naked Hour.
Speaker 4: They God hour.
Speaker 3: Jack, I've got some powerful radio comedy lined up here.
Speaker 3: Ask you what the date is and give it to me,
Speaker 3: like in a really big way that you just realize
Speaker 3: what it is. Hey, what's the date today? Jack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me have a look at what it's Friday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, I know that.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 3: You're kidding me. This changes everything, not really, we were
Speaker 3: prepared for this hell Friday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like you.
Speaker 3: This changes every big Friends superstitions today The Naked Hour
Speaker 3: song filled of songs to do with superstitions. Some examples
Speaker 3: black cats, you go to yours here.
Speaker 4: Black cats walking under a ladder opening and I'm brother inside,
Speaker 4: breaking a mirror, throwing salt.
Speaker 3: Over the shoulder. Never heard of it.
Speaker 4: A lucky horseshoe, I thought, I said lucky hormones.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got my lucky pheromones knocking on wood? Is
Speaker 3: that related to the lucky hormones? Bad luck comes in
Speaker 3: three wishbones and crossing your fingers or nothing more, terrify
Speaker 3: or don't do that, cross your fingers and superstitious words
Speaker 3: omens sign good luck.
Speaker 4: Bad luck, moon, mirror, ladders, watching, watching, watching, watching, what no.
Speaker 3: Watching, because it could be someone from the other side
Speaker 3: watching wolves slash wolf singular or wolves or wolf.
Speaker 4: Witches, death, dying magic.
Speaker 3: All right, Patsy, what's some am you going for? Let
Speaker 3: me guess when doves cry weeping bad luck dog?
Speaker 2: Sure not this time we're going to go seeer bad
Speaker 2: moon rising for me this way.
Speaker 3: Oh great song.
Speaker 2: This is a Brited song covered by heaps of people, Nirvana, Springsteen,
Speaker 2: Jerry late Lewis, even the Reels, the.
Speaker 4: Meteors, then flag Wagon.
Speaker 5: Heaps and EPs.
Speaker 2: It was always that good song when you were DJing
Speaker 2: and trying to time out at the top of the
Speaker 2: top of the hour to.
Speaker 3: Go into try try and tell me back in the
Speaker 3: day when they couldn't find anyone, Old Patsy from the
Speaker 3: news room. You're on the ones and too the wheels
Speaker 3: of steel. Me about back timing.
Speaker 2: I was DJing before I was using That's how back
Speaker 2: it was. Yeah, I hated it.
Speaker 4: Give us.
Speaker 3: Introduced this and I'll play it all.
Speaker 5: Right, and you put me right on the awkward.
Speaker 3: It's hard keep on worry. You're doing the news after
Speaker 3: an hour reading out words.
Speaker 5: T T here's CCR with bad rising. It's seven thirty.
Speaker 3: Eight, Jackie boy, what are you going for?
Speaker 4: I've got stepping wolf, magic carpet right.
Speaker 3: Oh magic. This is a great song. This is a
Speaker 3: Friday vibe to as well and good news. Everybody our
Speaker 3: boss is away for Sally play whatever she says. We
Speaker 3: can't normally make count now of a c DC because
Speaker 3: apparently focus groups say they don't blanky.
Speaker 4: Polarizing.
Speaker 3: So is it polarizing? Ah, that's a great song. I've
Speaker 3: also got this nothing more superstitious and terrifying fan. We
Speaker 3: didn't even have his name on the list. Sympathy for
Speaker 3: the Devil or Don't Fear the Reaper? By the way,
Speaker 3: do you know Son Patsy abbreviates certain bands CCR, Can
Speaker 3: You More to Go? Creedence, clear Water Revive.
Speaker 5: Everyone knows that it's it's DJ Talk, mister.
Speaker 3: DJ BOC, Blue Whiskey, cul Ba, Brian Adams wish to start.
Speaker 3: Abbreviation game went very quickly. You've got to guess who
Speaker 3: the artist is?
Speaker 8: R S?
Speaker 3: Who is r S?
Speaker 4: Roll Stone?
Speaker 3: Were a chicken dinner? All right? Call in now nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three on Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 4: Hang on a minute, what's the date? Jack Friday? Oh, no,
Speaker 4: the thirteen?
Speaker 3: This changes everything. Calling now Songs to do with superstitions.
Speaker 3: It's got to have something to do with superstition. In
Speaker 3: the title nine four one four.
Speaker 1: On Christian connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: The Naked Our, this week's theme Friday the thirteenth. Songs
Speaker 3: to do with superstitions. Let's see what you want to
Speaker 3: hear today. This is a great song from the eighties
Speaker 3: rock Well, Somebody's watching me. Yes, you gotta play this.
Speaker 3: This is a great song. It was back in the
Speaker 3: heyday when eighties music videos were very, very literal. You
Speaker 3: never had to work out what the symbolism was. It
Speaker 3: was him peering out from the hinder curtain. Somebody comes
Speaker 3: out there. A car would drive off at late at night,
Speaker 3: the headlights were off.
Speaker 4: There wasn't much of a brainy session before they started filming.
Speaker 3: We got it. Someone is watching rock Well, he does
Speaker 3: not like it. That's a great one. Third Eye Blind
Speaker 3: Semi charm Life. Another great Friday song? Is it as
Speaker 3: is this? Songs about superstitions? Juranejuran Hungry like the Wolf singular.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the lines up. First, we
Speaker 3: got Mick. Good morning, Mick, go here you go on
Speaker 3: Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Mick. And what would you like
Speaker 3: to hear me?
Speaker 1: Well, if you don't play superstition, you can hand in
Speaker 1: your DJ's license.
Speaker 3: This is a great soign I thought Patsy would go through.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Mike was sticking in the mix.
Speaker 3: Is going to Samantha. Good morning, Samantha, good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, you've had a good week as well. Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 8: Yes, just come off night shift.
Speaker 3: I'm on my way home, all right, So you go
Speaker 3: and sleep for the day.
Speaker 8: Now, have a little snooze until tonight part two of Friday.
Speaker 3: Oh like a vampire? Yea vampire? You say, changes, I
Speaker 3: think you've got it, my friend. All right, what can
Speaker 3: we play you, Van Press?
Speaker 8: I would like Knock Knock on Wood by Amy Stewart.
Speaker 3: Good eighties discos on this Samantha, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your daytime nap okay in the crypts, back in
Speaker 3: the Crypts. Thank you, Van Press. Let's go to Liz.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Liz, good morning, how are you guys? And
Speaker 3: what can we play?
Speaker 10: That's awesome?
Speaker 2: I'll stop the Adams Family seen song.
Speaker 3: Altogether now great coming side Friday earlier. I love it.
Speaker 3: We never had a TV theme you played a TV
Speaker 3: maybe today is the first time we do it. Listen.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Yes, thank you very much for
Speaker 3: joining Beck. Good morning, Good morning, Christian, how are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good? Beck? What would you love us to play? Then?
Speaker 3: To do with superstitions?
Speaker 8: I Put a Spell on You by Annie Lennox, would.
Speaker 3: Good classics on this? Richly Monday and Simon, this is
Speaker 3: a great question of beck. Thank you very much. We
Speaker 3: might play that. Have a great weekend, Richard, Good morning,
Speaker 3: morning Gay, Happy Friday. And what can we play for you?
Speaker 11: Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.
Speaker 3: What song lucky enough for the nineties to see it
Speaker 3: be Bill Hicks life. He came out to this. It
Speaker 3: was so cool. It's like proper rock and roll.
Speaker 4: And this is one of the old times.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is when is in another part of this
Speaker 12: big So let's give me goose bumps.
Speaker 3: We have to play it. Thanks for Richard.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Time now to open up Priority Calling. Priority Calling is here.
Speaker 3: This is gonna melt the phone systems. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: like Oasis tickets. We're gonna crash everything. Forget what it
Speaker 3: was like when you were trying to get Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 3: It's bigger than any of that. What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: The handball final? This smart sound crazy?
Speaker 6: You win a washing machine if you can take a funny.
Speaker 3: And handle, come on down in two weeks time, it'll
Speaker 3: be finals week. The finals week Fever and on Thursday
Speaker 3: them before that big, long, amazing weekend. We're asking you
Speaker 3: not just to listen to the show, but actually come
Speaker 3: and join us and be pass of the show. We're
Speaker 3: looking at trying to get at least one hundred of
Speaker 3: you lined up. You get one shot. Can you get
Speaker 3: the footy in the washing machine? If you can, you
Speaker 3: win a brand new one. It's as simple as that
Speaker 3: in theory. However, it is going to be a lot
Speaker 3: harder than that. We are now planning that we will
Speaker 3: not be finishing the show at nine am in the morning.
Speaker 3: This is going to take a while, but we have
Speaker 3: promised we don't leave we stone it till all twenty
Speaker 3: have been given away. You do not need any sporting
Speaker 3: or footy previous experience or prowess. This is going to
Speaker 3: come down to random luck. We're not random. You don't
Speaker 3: least wondering by you tripped and they're a bold in there.
Speaker 3: It's going to come down to wild luck. Anyone is welcome,
Speaker 3: whether your kids, whether you're retired, whether you used to
Speaker 3: play a bit and you could have been a contender, anybody.
Speaker 3: It's a free for all basically to come down and
Speaker 3: try and win these washing machines, and there's going to
Speaker 3: be hot pies to wed odd things happening on the
Speaker 3: day as well. Everyone leaves a winner. Yeah, you won't
Speaker 3: be leaving if you don't leave with bloody great. You
Speaker 3: have to get that washing machine on your back and
Speaker 3: out of the building. By the way. You win, you
Speaker 3: take it with you. It's not our problem. We've had
Speaker 3: them for weeks. It's stuck in. It's just clogging up reception.
Speaker 3: They have to go. It's mainly while we're doing it right,
Speaker 3: call it now, the lines are open. Be the hero
Speaker 3: win the washing machine.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Finals Fever will be in town and that's why we're
Speaker 3: doing our handball final where we have twenty washing machines
Speaker 3: to give away. Look one shut come.
Speaker 4: A long way this week one handball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, going with it.
Speaker 6: To win the washing machine you always wanted on The
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Would you get it in or just let it slip?
Speaker 3: All right? Nine four one four one oh four to three,
Speaker 3: let's get it on. Do you want to take part?
Speaker 3: No footy, sir, experience is needed, Sue, could it be you?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, so you fancy coming down to
Speaker 3: a handball final?
Speaker 7: Yes, please love to give it a go.
Speaker 3: And have you played footy before? You got any experience?
Speaker 3: Or we just fancy you luck?
Speaker 13: No, just going for luck?
Speaker 7: No football experience at all?
Speaker 3: Great? And what do you do, Sue, I'm a merchandiser. Merchandiser, Oh,
Speaker 3: we should talk to you. We normally have very bad
Speaker 3: merchandise on this show. Who do you work all the road?
Speaker 7: I'm on the road three days a week and babysit
Speaker 7: my grandchildren the other two days, and so yeah, life's
Speaker 7: quite busy.
Speaker 3: But I didn't ask for the full sort of diary.
Speaker 3: I don't what for the government centering claiming stuff? You've
Speaker 3: got a job, Sue, See what do you mean you're
Speaker 3: on your own? Do you got the old you're selling
Speaker 3: door to door? Are you merchandising or car boot for
Speaker 3: the stuff?
Speaker 7: I work for a company and we're a brokereach company.
Speaker 3: Okay, give yourself a plug, Give myself a plug.
Speaker 10: Good company.
Speaker 3: Oh you're heading marketing. It's not going to be happy
Speaker 3: with you. You use the plug on the world's biggest
Speaker 3: radio show. Don't check the.
Speaker 10: Stats in the supermarkets.
Speaker 3: Merchandising go gotcha, got ya, got cha? Gotcha? All right,
Speaker 3: Well listen, Sue. So it's three days a week, you're
Speaker 3: on the road, two days your baby sitting the grand kids.
Speaker 3: I've got that passed on to the necessary authorities. Can
Speaker 3: we get back. Let's find out what people doing five week.
Speaker 3: We love you as well, Sue. It's why we get
Speaker 3: up every morning. I always coming and go. It's on
Speaker 3: nine yet we go to yeah three here, two there,
Speaker 3: So thanks going have a lovely weekend, mate, and we'll
Speaker 3: see you down there. Yes, come on down, sir. I
Speaker 3: forgot that bit. That's actually why we're chatting him.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Bring the grandkids, Yeah, because on a Thursday, so she
Speaker 3: has luckily Yeah, no, no, that's Monday. Chustill Wednes. I
Speaker 3: don't forget all right, part time merchant, Carl. Now, Jack,
Speaker 3: I'll bring tea with that long finger, Carl, Carl. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 11: Carl, Good morning, Christian, good morning.
Speaker 8: Game.
Speaker 3: Yes, come on down. And why do you fancy trying
Speaker 3: to winn a washing machine? Carl?
Speaker 11: I need one so bad Christian washing machine. At the
Speaker 11: moment it hits the spin cycle and it goes no further,
Speaker 11: it sends off an ear piercing alarm through the house
Speaker 11: and the kids have just they've had enough.
Speaker 3: Great, great, this is exactly I hope you win the
Speaker 3: washing machine. Carl, start practicing. You paid footy before any good.
Speaker 11: My skill sets ordinary. But my son Bailey, he's pretty
Speaker 11: skillful so as well pretty buoyant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, honestly, people coming down you can bring the family?
Speaker 3: Can all have a go with this? All right?
Speaker 11: Perfect?
Speaker 3: Sounds great now. Carl just got to ask, I just see,
Speaker 3: do you work at airport security.
Speaker 11: I worked for a struggling border force at the airport.
Speaker 3: I'm flying later on today, shed stuff, please look out
Speaker 3: from I could do with a friend on the inside.
Speaker 3: Dog in the case, they're just essential oils. But Carl,
Speaker 3: I see you, I see what the jet start. Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you, Carl, have a lovely weekend. Come on down
Speaker 3: in two his time. Jess, Hello, Hello, Jess.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, Jess, why do you want in? What do
Speaker 3: you think you could be walking away one of the
Speaker 3: twenty washing machines.
Speaker 10: Well, I've got a lot of experience.
Speaker 7: Every year at the Royal Children's Good Friday Appeal, I
Speaker 7: always have a go at the hole, win one.
Speaker 10: Try to get that footy through the middle.
Speaker 3: Have you got on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So you won?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: You got it in?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? North Melbourne. Stand ah right, no, well Lison come down, Jess,
Speaker 3: come down into his time, bring whoever you want. Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you? All right? Should have been that? Oh should it?
Speaker 3: You know, it's a sensible question. It's not. It's not
Speaker 3: being difficult here, Fiona, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you good?
Speaker 3: Fee fee? So are you fancy get it in the
Speaker 3: Did I just say get it in the washing machine?
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, I do. I think I can can give
Speaker 10: it a red hot go because I often throw the
Speaker 10: kid socks into the washing machine and I'm pretty good
Speaker 10: at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got years of proper real life experience. This
Speaker 3: is what we need, all right, Fiona, bring down that
Speaker 3: magic shot in that magiclarm. We'll see you in two
Speaker 3: weeks time.
Speaker 10: Thank you, thanks so much.
Speaker 3: All right, lines are open now. Then we take some
Speaker 3: more next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Two weeks time. Come on down, join the show. Try
Speaker 3: and get the footee in the washing machine when one
Speaker 3: of twenty washing machines that are up for grabs that morning.
Speaker 3: It's our handball final, all right, just's got it back
Speaker 3: right now. Good morning back, Good morning Christian?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good back? So WHYDI factually coming down?
Speaker 8: Well, I have a twenty one year old washing machine.
Speaker 8: I can't catch, I can't throw, so hopefully I can kick,
Speaker 8: but hopefully I can handle straight into the barrel.
Speaker 3: This is what we're looking for. Have a go, hero
Speaker 3: and spirit. You're more likely to win it than I
Speaker 3: think some people who think they're very good at footy
Speaker 3: that are going to have ego and expectation in the way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no skill, no skill. That's when they call you Beck,
Speaker 3: No skill?
Speaker 4: Are you even going to practice? Beck? We've just got
Speaker 4: way to find if you keep them consistent.
Speaker 3: Form up I might bring.
Speaker 8: Can I bring it back up? Just in case?
Speaker 3: Can I bring? We're going to get some ringer?
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm good for my next time. Jimmy Cameron is going
Speaker 3: to help me out as well.
Speaker 8: Is twenty eight? Is he old enough to be my kids?
Speaker 10: Probably not?
Speaker 3: So you want to bring your kid? Yeah, yeah, of
Speaker 3: course you can. Yeah, people, if you're coming down, bring
Speaker 3: your kids. You can bring backups if you want. That's
Speaker 3: all right. The more the merrier are In two weeks time,
Speaker 3: Beck will see you there. Excellent.
Speaker 8: Thank you have a great day, guy.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Thank you. Kelly. Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 3: rist Good morning Kelly. So you're coming down to try
Speaker 3: and throw and win?
Speaker 10: Yes, certainly, yeah, certainly.
Speaker 3: And who else can be coming with you? Oh?
Speaker 10: I can my husband who has some experience. He used
Speaker 10: to play for Collywood.
Speaker 3: So oh wow, who's who's your husband?
Speaker 10: David? To me, he paid a long time ago, but
Speaker 10: you know he was pretty awesome in those days.
Speaker 3: So are we talking? Are we talking VFL?
Speaker 10: Or what was VFL?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: Gotcha? Well, once you've got those skills, they're locked in
Speaker 3: for life, especially in the the harder days, the harder
Speaker 3: days of the game of vfel as well. I still
Speaker 3: be a legend.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine though, if you do better than your husband, that
Speaker 3: is going to be a great day for you, isn't it.
Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it. Yeah, all right, Kelly, you
Speaker 3: and your husband David come on down. Sure, sure, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Greatly has been held against her will.
Speaker 3: She was not a willing participant in that course. Was
Speaker 3: someone there read the script sell it to him? Chilling
Speaker 3: on Friday the thirteenth, This changes.
Speaker 1: Everything Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time wasted today, Jack, I'm not sure what is the
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Speaker 4: She's not scary at all.
Speaker 3: She is when she's got Nicky mange from PATCHI Phone.
Speaker 3: I know you love Mumford and Son. She love the
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Speaker 13: Very friendly Mommy and Sons. Gold that boy eyes for yes,
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Speaker 4: One of our favorite singers is trying to contact the dead.
Speaker 3: Say oh my word, hat sick. That is gold plus
Speaker 3: plus plus say Once is brilliant and now Australia's scariest band.
Speaker 4: Bloodthirsty Murk want a show.
Speaker 3: He had to go and ruin it with that so
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Speaker 4: Janis Joplin not scary at all? Yeah, Janice Goblin.
Speaker 3: Sorry, is that making some adult another time waste that
Speaker 3: we should never do? Bombs Dead Leopard, Yeah, yeah, obvious
Speaker 3: rons and right, said Fred They weren't scary. No lovely brother,
Speaker 3: right said Freddy Krueger. Okay, no gold, he's making me
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Speaker 3: You know why? It's Friday the thirteenth? All right? Text
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Speaker 3: show podcast, Christian O'Connell show time Wasting. Now we're looking
Speaker 3: for your scary bands on Friday the thirteenth, Best in
Speaker 3: Show Double Pass with Brian Adams back in Melbourne at
Speaker 3: the Rod Laver Arena in February next year. All right,
Speaker 3: scary bands, let's mark them Jack scary bands. Not Gloria
Speaker 3: Esther Fan, Gloria Eva Fan, Evil Fan.
Speaker 4: Bronze.
Speaker 3: The who was that one of my favorites in a
Speaker 3: long while? Very subtle? I love that Aaron take a
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Speaker 3: to Hell Silver not the Hoodoo Gurus, the Voodoo Goos
Speaker 3: Silver plus the boom Fighters Boo You're my dad too soon?
Speaker 3: Do I get the bran out of the not Rod Stewart,
Speaker 3: Blood spew Its, Graphic Yes, Silver, Tom Petty and the
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, twist silver.
Speaker 3: Ghost Malone Gold, the Brian, the Brian Adams.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 3: John Black, well done, Christina Draculera.
Speaker 4: Oh that's gold, Bluss, Well.
Speaker 3: Who's that? Travis Beatty, well done, Katie Lang, Katie Fang
Speaker 3: gold too, Pocular, god BLUs. These are very good.
Speaker 4: That's really good, very very good.
Speaker 3: Too, Pocular. This Kid's twelve, by the way, the one
Speaker 3: allowed to read it, Drake's twelve. Dracula.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is gold, Hotlme Lane, Sophie Ellis, dexter Go.
Speaker 3: These are very good. Sinzia Bones and Eye gold and
Speaker 3: I'm Tony with an eye. John Krueger, John Freddy Krueger, Menencamp.
Speaker 4: Delivered Bezary King.
Speaker 3: It's my fav kingy Bronze menuster at ghosts.
Speaker 4: Gold, No way, not a band bronze.
Speaker 3: The glee he had catching you out, then a welcome
Speaker 3: that is mysterious. Manoeuvers in the dart What for you? Jack?
Speaker 3: And that sock.
Speaker 4: Bronz.
Speaker 3: Mariah Scary the Christian O'Connell show podcast on Friday. We
Speaker 3: give you a lot of recommendations and double thumbs up.
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Speaker 2: Patsy, Oh thanks mate. Yeah, this is episode nine, a
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Speaker 4: You'll need to just take it easy, to take a break.
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Speaker 6: Know what?
Speaker 2: She was just the most I was terrified because she
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Speaker 5: So I hope you love it.
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Speaker 3: It has just been great. Now you start. This thing
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Speaker 3: this is the most original and most needed podcast I've
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Speaker 3: Patsy's good in the radio. When you really hear her,
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Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I cannot reckon enough Rage against the Menopause. All right,
Speaker 3: we have some very enjoyable finish business to get on
Speaker 3: here before we leave for our little one week break.
Speaker 3: We haven't given away one thousand dollars for Cool of
Speaker 3: the week thanks to Mercedis Benz Berrick blackout sales about
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Speaker 3: Let's get Catherine back. Catherine. Hello, now, Cathrine. We loved
Speaker 3: your story early on this week, right and about the
Speaker 3: missing finger, and it feels like it's a Friday thirteenth time.
Speaker 3: So you are our one thousand dollars winner. You are
Speaker 3: Calder of the week. Thanks so much, Oh our pleasure.
Speaker 3: You already made us laugh. We're going to replay it
Speaker 3: in a minute. Now. What are you going to do
Speaker 3: with your money? You're going to change your weekend? You've
Speaker 3: got a thousand bucks.
Speaker 8: I don't know it.
Speaker 7: Might go out to have some cocktails.
Speaker 3: Well, some cocktails have got you by everyone in cocktail.
Speaker 3: You win a cocktail, everyone gets a cocktail. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7: I might buy Rage against the Menopause as well.
Speaker 3: Oh that's free.
Speaker 7: You don't have to.
Speaker 3: Get ready to do it, Tom, it's the only podcast
Speaker 3: you have to pay patching you come up send in voice.
Speaker 3: It's a thousand bucks, actually two thousand two. All right, Catherine,
Speaker 3: enjoy spending your money. Thanks for calling the show. Thanks
Speaker 3: Christian and Gang, Bye bye. Here's the winning call.
Speaker 7: I had a girlfriend who lost a finger. Was at
Speaker 7: a bar called the Fox and Firkin, and you would
Speaker 7: dance on the tables, and she was dancing on the
Speaker 7: table and the ring on her finger got caught on
Speaker 7: a nail in the ceiling and it riched her finger
Speaker 7: off and all the stuff were vomiting and people were crying.
Speaker 7: She was actually a neighbor of mine, So the next
Speaker 7: morning she popped down the street and told me the story,
Speaker 7: and she showed me the singer her freezer in a bag.
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Speaker 3: We like, that person deserves a thousand dollars. You've got
Speaker 3: horrific so actually uncomfortable hearing it again.
Speaker 4: I think you said you're a thousand dollars Collars of
Speaker 4: the week because you really made us laugh. And then
Speaker 4: she listened back.
Speaker 3: To what a lovely way to end it, And of
Speaker 3: course on Jack, what is the date today? Changes everything? Guys,
Speaker 3: we are back in a week's time. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for being part of the show. Go Hawks. I
Speaker 3: really hope the Hawks were in this weekend. Have a
Speaker 3: great time over the weekend. We're back in our week's time.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for being part of the show.
Speaker 3: Every single day. The time wastes to stories which we
Speaker 3: actually didn't need to hear a second time around. But
Speaker 3: enjoy spending that money. One thousand dollars will get you
Speaker 3: one episode of Rage against the Menopause. Guys, enjoying rags
Speaker 3: you see in a week's time.
Speaker 1: Bye Bye, The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast