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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody PODCASTA.

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Speaker 2: Well, Adam Sandler's kids have written his acceptance speech at

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Speaker 2: the twenty twenty two Gotham Awards today, really really funny stuff.

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Speaker 2: He effectively got up there and just said, look, I

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Speaker 2: couldn't be bothered writing the speech. I told my kids this,

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Speaker 2: and my kids were like, you're a lazy sack of puff.

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Speaker 2: Will write your speech for you. He's kids, by the way,

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Speaker 2: say Sadie and Sonny sixteen and fourteen. So they wrote

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Speaker 2: the speech for him, and then Adam got up and

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Speaker 2: he read the speech word for word.

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Speaker 3: First off, we would like to begin by apologizing for

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Speaker 3: Daddy's disturbingly unkempt beard.

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Speaker 4: He is.

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Speaker 3: He is under the illusion it hads the hamburger grease

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Speaker 3: covered flesh weaves of his triple chin.

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Speaker 5: Good stuff, really good stuff.

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Speaker 3: I love Will.

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Speaker 5: It's the mind.

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Speaker 2: I love the minds of kids. I think kids write

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Speaker 2: some pretty incredible stuff. And this story immediately made me

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Speaker 2: think of a story that I wrote when I was

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Speaker 2: between the age of.

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Speaker 5: Eight and ten. I recently refound this.

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Speaker 2: My mum kept all of my schooling stuff in this

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Speaker 2: huge foller folder excuse me, and she recently gave it

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Speaker 2: to me and I found this story that I wrote

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Speaker 2: when I was eight, and effectively, in this story, I

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Speaker 2: was a bee in a hive with my mum and

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Speaker 2: the entire story, I'm scared of the beekeeper because I

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Speaker 2: think the beekeeper.

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Speaker 5: Is going to try and chop my head off.

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Speaker 3: This is the story.

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Speaker 5: The story goes on.

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Speaker 2: I don't think at eight I was doing metaphors in

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Speaker 2: my stories. Well, story goes on. Basically, Mum does get

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Speaker 2: her head chopped off by the beekeeper, which is obviously horrific.

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Speaker 2: But then my response to that as the bee is

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Speaker 2: to go, huh, I'll show him and I get Mum's head.

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Speaker 3: You get her head, her decapitate it.

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Speaker 5: I get her decapitated beehead.

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Speaker 2: I put it in the honey, and then when the

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Speaker 2: beekeeper comes to collect this honey, it's like, ha ha,

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Speaker 2: you're eating honey with my mum's head in it.

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Speaker 5: That's what I wrote as an eight year old.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine how rattled my parents were when they

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Speaker 2: saw that story.

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Speaker 5: Like, how does that parent teach your interview go?

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Speaker 3: They even start with that dark twisted bees before I

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Speaker 3: had a very weird obsession that for me would be

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Speaker 3: a that would be a that would be a private

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Speaker 3: meeting that reading a story like that have.

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Speaker 2: To be right, Yeah, it's dark anyway, your examples don't

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Speaker 2: have to be dark. But thirteen one o six five

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Speaker 2: years our number?

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Speaker 5: What did your kid write?

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Speaker 3: You took your mom's decapitated heads. There's a lot to

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Speaker 3: take in there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know I was eight when

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Speaker 5: I wrote this. Yeah eight anyway, let you sit on

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Speaker 5: that so much. But what did your kid write? Or draw?

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Speaker 2: So they came home with something? They wrote something or

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Speaker 2: drew something, and you were like, what.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't have to be dark?

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Speaker 3: Please could be dark? Me feel that's enough? What's your

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Speaker 3: kid write? We'll take you out next. What did your

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Speaker 3: child write?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Or draw? I'll take a drawing.

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Speaker 2: And the ones were after here are the ones where

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Speaker 2: you're just like, how did that pop into your head?

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Speaker 5: Whether it's dark, whether it's funny.

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Speaker 2: Mine before the song maybe a little bit too dark,

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Speaker 2: But I was an eight year old kid. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what was going through my head. But if you

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Speaker 2: want to hear it, go to the podcast, but take

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Speaker 2: home points. So I wrote a story where I was

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Speaker 2: a bee, my mum lost her head as a bee

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Speaker 2: and then, as revenge to the bee careper who chopped

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Speaker 2: her head off, I put her head fed her to him.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I put her head in his honey.

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Speaker 3: And then it was like, there do your mom's decavitated head?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eight. I wrote that when I

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Speaker 5: was eight. I think I got a bee for that.

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Speaker 3: I reckon if you sat down a ton of therapists

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Speaker 3: that story, they'd be yeah, I'll keep that quiet for

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Speaker 2: Let's go to tenure here six five, she might book

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Speaker 2: in a double session. Ten you're a teacher's aide and

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Speaker 2: a kid in year three wrote something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I.

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Speaker 7: Was marking their homework and I have to use my

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Speaker 7: best spelling words sentence.

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Speaker 8: One of the spelling words was.

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Speaker 9: Carefully the kid rot She carefully placed the bomb on

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Speaker 9: the teacher's chair.

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Speaker 5: Wow, thanks for the call.

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Speaker 3: Oh you'd have to be careful though, yeah, no, fair,

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Speaker 3: good use of the word, yeah, perfect use of the word.

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Speaker 5: Got to be with the bomb.

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Speaker 3: Those bees. Mate, Lisa's called.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hi Lisa, what did your son draw?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 6: I had he was five years old in kindergarten. I

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Speaker 6: got called up to the to the teacher for a

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Speaker 6: very private, meaning she was quite distressed. And she said,

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Speaker 6: I really really need to talk to you about something.

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Speaker 9: That Alex did in school today.

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Speaker 10: And I said, okay, I'm think him.

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Speaker 6: The worst, you know, And she called me over and

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Speaker 6: she showed me a picture of he drawn his penis. So,

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Speaker 6: but then, did you want a speech bubble coming out

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Speaker 6: of it saying you shook me all night long?

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Speaker 3: Wait? How old was? How old was?

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Speaker 11: It was five?

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Speaker 6: She was all flushed and embarrassed and stress and I

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Speaker 6: had to turn away in mine turn my baby. She

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Speaker 6: was only I had to turn my back on her

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Speaker 6: and absolutely stop myself from cracking up laughing gat stuff.

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Speaker 3: So you can have yourself a double pass to Holt's

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Speaker 3: the Extreme screen the next trip to the movie, It's

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Speaker 3: going to come for her at Hertz book. You're requina

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Speaker 3: seats now gee is. Oh that's good.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Emily hard to be the talking doodle.

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Speaker 2: But Emily, what did your child rides?

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Speaker 9: Hi?

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 6: She didn't?

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Speaker 9: She just said to me.

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Speaker 7: One day, I was laying on the couch and she

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Speaker 7: came over to me and said, Mommy, I want to

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Speaker 7: cut your face off and put it on my face.

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Speaker 7: So I can have you with me forever.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's.

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Speaker 7: Pretty safe to say that I didn't really sleep that

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Speaker 7: well that night, no doubt. Yeah, I didn't really know

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Speaker 7: what to how to respond to that, actually, because it's kind.

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Speaker 5: Of beautiful as well, right.

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Speaker 12: Like a creepy way from the guy I wanted you

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Speaker 12: to decapitate his mum and feeder to a beekeeper.

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Speaker 3: Emily, you're gonna merself a seriously red double pass, seriously

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Speaker 3: red in Cinema's Now she's the Will and Woody podcast

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Speaker 3: soccer Us. They're going to be playing at two o'clock

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Speaker 3: tomorrow morning. That Thursday morning, they're playing the Danes. I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure where Princess mary Lands. Maybe that's a conversation

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Speaker 3: for another day.

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Speaker 5: Well, yes, spicy in that household.

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Speaker 3: Don't know her last name, so yeah, somewhere in the

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Speaker 3: Danish royal family. It's a spicy chat. Anyway, let's let's

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Speaker 3: let's move on, because it isn't two o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You and I are hardworking men. Most people aren't going

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Speaker 3: to be able to get up for the game at

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Speaker 3: two o'clock in the morning, So we need we need

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Speaker 3: a reporter. We need someone who's going to cover the

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Speaker 3: game for us. We need someone who's passionate an analyst.

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Speaker 5: Will an official analyst.

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Speaker 3: Yes absolutely, But as I said, passionate Australian and the

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Speaker 3: most passionate Australian. I think I know who we've ever

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Speaker 3: had on this show is the one and only Rude Jude.

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Speaker 3: Just to give you a snippet of what she's like.

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Speaker 3: Last time she was on this show, we had Darren

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Speaker 3: McMullen call her and try and sell her a boat.

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Speaker 3: This was her response.

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Speaker 4: You know those duck boats we got there up in

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Speaker 4: the Goldie where they drive on land.

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Speaker 8: But then you can take the tourist too.

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Speaker 11: Well, who's this someone's having to gut meet about a

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Speaker 11: duck boat? See that mag bas is mighty yours, watch

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Speaker 11: me to buy dack boats to go.

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Speaker 3: She's one hundred and thirty, she lives eight hours inland

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Speaker 3: from Brisbane, and she's going to join us right up

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Speaker 3: next although she doesn't know what we're gonna ask her

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Speaker 3: if she can get up atwo o'clock in the morning

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Speaker 3: and watch the soccer, she'll be a rip out. Willim Woodie,

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Speaker 3: what the soccer's on two o'clock tomorrow morning? Australia is

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Speaker 3: playing Denmark.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not really following it herself. But if we win, a.

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Speaker 3: Draw will get us through. A drawer will get us

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Speaker 3: through to the round of sixteen. So it is very exciting. Obviously,

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Speaker 3: that not exciting enough for us to be up at

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Speaker 3: two o'clock in the morning. You know, most people are

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Speaker 3: hardworking people. They won't be up at that time. So

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Speaker 3: we are going to send in an official reporter. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: Klid's Dannaway's actually over there, but we want someone on

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Speaker 3: the ground. Watch you're go on have a TV for us.

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Speaker 3: We want someone who's passionate. Yeah, so right now we're

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Speaker 3: going to call probably our favorite person on this show,

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Speaker 3: the most passionate Australian you've ever met in your life.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Rude Dude, I said Bepore. She's one

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Speaker 3: hundred and thirty. She lives eight hours inland from Brisbane.

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Speaker 5: She runs a baiton tackle shop with a naughty corner.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, the other sorts of bait and tackle.

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Speaker 3: What's the town she's from? Cardigan? Poop Pants? Can you

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Speaker 3: Charlotteville and Charleville? All right, we're cold calling her, am.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna ask her whether she can be our official

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Speaker 3: reporter for the soccer. We're going to hold off tomorrow morning,

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Speaker 3: hold off, yes, absolutely.

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Speaker 5: To get her excited.

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Speaker 11: Hello, Judy's brows in.

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Speaker 3: Jude, Hell are swelling?

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Speaker 11: Woody?

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 11: Good?

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Speaker 8: Good?

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Speaker 10: How are you good?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Pretty bloody good?

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Speaker 11: Alright.

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Speaker 5: How's how's the sales going?

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Speaker 3: Jude?

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Speaker 11: Yeah? Sill on the field with a glamor dark condom

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Speaker 11: so they can see you coming.

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Speaker 5: That's Andy, very practical, very practical.

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Speaker 3: You're saying more of them than you normally would.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Actually, yeah, we dropped the price a bit.

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Speaker 2: Have any Christmas specials in the store? Did any Christmas

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Speaker 2: specific time?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 11: Yes, we've got hates of Christmas specials? Why not just

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Speaker 11: kind of look out here? Well then, what do you

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Speaker 11: want to know what we've got for Christmas specials? We've

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Speaker 11: got Oh my god, they're still unspecialist, but plucky. Really

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Speaker 11: what's heavy to it? And have they sit on it all?

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Speaker 5: On what the modern masculinity looks like.

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Speaker 2: Recently, Will and I we shared an open mouth kiss

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Speaker 4: Here, Look, I'm all for I'm there, I'm available for

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Speaker 4: having those combats.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, awesome.

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Speaker 2: And if that's if man will kissing is the deep end?

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Speaker 2: Where do you rate the threesome when you come into

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Speaker 2: the studio, guys, where does that rate an uncomfortability?

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Speaker 4: A big man comes to town, it will be big,

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Speaker 4: and it'll be juicy and it'll be moist. Let's just

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Speaker 4: say that a lot of tongue and a lot of

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Speaker 4: liquid gone around. I've got to go.

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Speaker 3: See you later, Gussie Willan. Thank you so much, right,

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, well, the more Will and Woody, the

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're coming down the ten Calls of Christmas.

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Speaker 5: The ten Calls of Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Will ten best calls of the year. What have we

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Speaker 3: down to?

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Speaker 5: Six?

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Speaker 3: Five, six, six, This is number six.

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Speaker 2: I mean the first four have been hot, so the

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Speaker 2: bottom four have been hot in our top ten.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this was kicked off a little boy called Oliver

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Speaker 3: called the show Oliver. We Love Oliver, We do love Oliver.

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Speaker 3: It really did. It kicked off three weeks of radio. Yeah, inspired,

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Speaker 3: it's fine radio. Here's the call that start it off.

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Speaker 8: There's six Collar of Christmas on willing Wood.

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Speaker 5: Sasha Snaky, Let's go to Oliver, shall we?

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Speaker 2: Oliver, You've had a situation where you had to do

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Speaker 2: what you gotta do.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. I was in a very long COVID test line.

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Speaker 7: And I was very hungry. There was a pistachie on

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Speaker 7: the floor they were seeing there for three months.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a Oliver.

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Speaker 5: How did you know it had been there for three months?

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Speaker 11: Because I was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable. Yeah, and then we then asked ourselves the question

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Speaker 3: if we stashed a pistachio in a very very busy

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Speaker 3: line and left it there. Would anyone actually pick that

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Speaker 3: nut up off the ground like young Oliver did? It's

487
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Speaker 3: a great question. It was a simple question. What seemed

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Speaker 3: like a simple question led to three weeks on air.

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Speaker 5: Some say that was too much.

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Speaker 3: Some some might have said a few times that that

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Speaker 3: was too much, But it came down to the Great

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Speaker 3: Pistachia Shop.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to the Pistacia Show.

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Speaker 2: We're taking out a pistachio for two hours to see

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Speaker 2: if someone will pick it up and put it in

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Speaker 2: their mouth. I mean, the definition of expertise here when

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Speaker 2: it comes to.

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Speaker 5: Nut placement is a ten year old boy called Oliver.

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Speaker 3: How are you feeling, mate? I mean you inspired us,

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Speaker 3: you inspired a nation, and now here we are re

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Speaker 3: enacting your your thoughts and dreams.

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Speaker 6: Ah yeah, truly good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well said. The Pistachia Show got off to a

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Speaker 3: howler as we couldn't get the nut down in the

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Speaker 3: right spot. Oh my god, someone just nearly stepped on

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Speaker 3: How did a doctor just eat it?

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Speaker 5: I think it's gone. I think it's over.

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Speaker 2: Eventually people stopped stepping on our nuts, but we had

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Speaker 2: to get their attention.

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Speaker 3: Back and you can't handle the truth. The world's greatest

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Speaker 3: actor bump juicy pistachios? Does anyone know where to get pistachios?

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Speaker 5: Fantastic? They've handed him off the ground. They gave it

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Speaker 5: to mo that this doesn't count.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Nutbait two super sexy Toby got super creepy.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 3: I think it might be right.

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Speaker 5: We are finishing with some flourish.

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Speaker 13: Now we finally have a celebrity willing to join the

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Speaker 13: quest to get someone to pick up that pistage show nut.

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Speaker 13: His name is Anthony Clear and Anthony, the plan is

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Speaker 13: for you to do some sort of provocative dance move.

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Speaker 13: The reason we want you to do it is because

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Speaker 13: you're famous for wearing incredibly short shorts.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is what my life has come to.

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Speaker 3: I've dropped my Oh thank you for picking up my nut.

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Speaker 5: That's my protein for the day.

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Speaker 3: Would you would you like to eat it? Aha? Come

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Speaker 3: on eat my nuts? Is he done?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: He hated? Yes, out of the bill extrawd missus for

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Speaker 3: great pistage Show. You can see all that Instagram, Facebook

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Speaker 3: will and what he But now, without further ado, the

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Speaker 3: one and only Oliver joins it. Oliver, welcome back to

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Speaker 3: the show. Hell E, hello, mate, how does it feel

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Speaker 3: that you know it sort of be the one to

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Speaker 3: inspire so much quality radio?

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Speaker 9: It's I wouldn't say it's too much quality, but.

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Speaker 3: That mate, You've always said what's in honest?

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Speaker 5: Oh you're so honest.

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Speaker 2: But a question for you, mate, are you're still stashing

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Speaker 2: snacks around?

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Speaker 5: Is that still your thing?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I did want to go on like, well.

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Speaker 2: Ware, where are your stashing your snacks? Tell me some

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Speaker 2: of your most recent stashings.

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Speaker 9: Well, it was at my school cans actually.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, tell me more.

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Speaker 1: Oh so someone I'm not going to name any names,

550
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Speaker 1: but was taking my skittles.

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Speaker 5: Someone was taking your skittles, apparent, and then what do

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Speaker 5: you do? What did you do?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 10: I had to put all my skills inside my pillow sheets.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you yeah, that was it, your bloody brilliant Oliver.

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Speaker 2: I mean you're understated. You're to the point you hid

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Speaker 2: your skittles in your bed.

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Speaker 3: Jackson for joining us, Oliver, congratulations, he's good. He's done again.

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Speaker 4: The Will and.

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Speaker 11: Woody podcast that bite sized.

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Speaker 3: I asked before if you've ever had or been a

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Speaker 3: part of a conjugal visit. I've got intel that we've

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Speaker 3: had to censure ninety seven percent of those phone calls.

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Speaker 5: Is what makes this so spicy that it does.

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Speaker 3: But look, we will get to some of them, hopefully,

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Speaker 3: if you can keep it above board. I'd love to

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Speaker 3: hear from you, because.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we don't want to go into the crass,

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Speaker 2: muddy details of the actual sex world. We just want

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Speaker 2: to know the specs of what sort of room is

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Speaker 2: a contrast done into you?

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Speaker 5: Do you plan it? How much time do you have?

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Speaker 3: Do you use the handcuffs? No, sorry, that's probably getting

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Speaker 3: into it. Let's just we had a call from a

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Speaker 3: woman called Vicky yesterday who we're talking about. Whether you're

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Speaker 3: embarrassed or do your parents embarrass you with how you

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Speaker 3: were conceived?

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Speaker 8: This was pretty haunting, it possibly even traumatizing. I found

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Speaker 8: out when I was sixteen that I was conceived during

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Speaker 8: a conjugal visit.

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Speaker 5: Oh, yes, yes that's so. And then wow, Vicky, Vicky

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Speaker 5: was her dad was in jail?

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Speaker 2: Yes, totally wild. Vicky joins us on the phone once again.

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Speaker 2: Hello Vick, Hello, Hell are you well great? Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for joining us again and talking about something

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Speaker 2: which I know would be a little bit difficult. But

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Speaker 2: did your did did your parents ever give you, like

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Speaker 2: any specific details about the conjugal visits and not getting

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Speaker 2: talking about the details the crass detail is just like

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Speaker 2: you know that the room itself for example.

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Speaker 8: Okay, So I spoke to my mom after this, after

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Speaker 8: the call that we had, Yes, I actually got a

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Speaker 8: little bit more information, and I think perhaps maybe at sixteen,

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Speaker 8: I came up with a story in my mind that

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Speaker 8: was a conjugal visit. But what I have said since

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Speaker 8: done out, I definitely was conceived while my dad was

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Speaker 8: in jail, but it was an official conjugal visit. They

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Speaker 8: were what it works, doesn't it?

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Speaker 3: What? What do you mean? What's what's the difference between

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Speaker 3: an official conjugal visit and an unofficial conjugal visit.

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Speaker 8: Well, they weren't allowed to do that, but they did.

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Speaker 5: But like in the in the communal visitation.

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Speaker 8: Center, all I know is this was a low security,

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Speaker 8: very chill kind of place, so apparently they could get

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Speaker 8: away with it. Now, let's you know, this is quite

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Speaker 8: a few decades ACHACTER think we were a little bit

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Speaker 8: more laxed back then. But yeah, when I questioned my

609
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Speaker 8: mom about it. She goes, oh, no, no, it wasn't. You

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Speaker 8: weren't allowed to do it. I'm like, what finding out

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Speaker 8: more details about my conception? Wow, I think even more

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Speaker 8: traumatizing than the original.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, because that's so much spicier.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to say that to your face, Vigki, but

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Speaker 2: it's so much spicy, and now that they weren't actually

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Speaker 2: allowed to do it.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, do you know, Vic, like how long your

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Speaker 3: dad had been in there or anything like that?

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Speaker 8: It was it was a few months, That's all I know.

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Speaker 8: I never asked the details about that. Basically, I don't

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Speaker 8: want to know.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it was.

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Speaker 8: It was for a few quite a few months at least,

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Speaker 8: perhaps maybe about six months or so.

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Speaker 3: So okay, yeah, do you know if your mom went

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Speaker 3: in there with that intention? Sorry, this is that's not

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Speaker 3: a question.

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Speaker 2: I think when to speak to your mom? Can we

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Speaker 2: get is there any sense we can get your mom

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Speaker 2: on the phone? After the song, VICKI sure go for it.

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Speaker 2: I think I think, yeah, it's okay with you. I

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Speaker 2: think we need to ask VICKI was it a plant?

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Speaker 3: Mute the phone?

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Speaker 4: Vicky?

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Speaker 3: You know your mom up next? As well, and we

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Speaker 3: are talking conjugal visits on third and one, six five. Now,

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Speaker 3: I know these are all a lot of these are

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Speaker 3: prison related. Hence the music doesn't have to be a

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Speaker 3: prison related to conjugal visit, though.

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Speaker 5: You mean, well, it might be something else a conjugal

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Speaker 5: visit is.

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Speaker 3: So you might have been, you know, in a treehouse

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Speaker 3: or something that's not a conjugal visit, and then you

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Speaker 3: had somebody come and join you in the treehouse. I

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Speaker 3: don't know woods. I'm just trying to make this a

647
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Speaker 3: bit more PC than some of the calls we're getting,

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Speaker 3: which we can't take a lot of, but we can

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Speaker 3: take Gabrielle, Gabrielle, Hello, Hello, Now this is about next

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Speaker 3: partner of yours.

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Speaker 9: It is about a next partner of mine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So you would pay him conjugal visits.

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Speaker 9: I would pay him conjugal visits every fourthnight. I'd pay

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Speaker 9: him conjuble visits.

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Speaker 3: Wow. So, Gabrielle, so this is something that is in

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Speaker 3: a prison, not a tree house, just to confess.

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Speaker 9: No treehouse, definitely prisoner.

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Speaker 2: So would you make the booking with the jail or

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Speaker 2: would he make the booking and then they would contact

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Speaker 2: you how does it work, Gabrielle.

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Speaker 9: No, he has to make the booking because there's lots

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Speaker 9: of people actually have conjugal business of course, so they

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Speaker 9: have to make the booking. And then he would remain say, okay,

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Speaker 9: I've thought for this, and you have the whole you

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Speaker 9: have the whole day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole day.

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Speaker 9: Jeez, the whole day.

668
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: So what do you do after thirty seconds?

669
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 9: Well, you know, we just repeat it.

670
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, Gabrielle, I'm fascinated by it. Is there is there?

671
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 3: Is it a shared room? Like it is a shared

672
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: space for everyone?

673
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 9: No, it's like an own motel suite.

674
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 4: Right, so you've.

675
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 9: Got a non suite in there, and you've got a

676
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 9: little dining area and a bedroom and a television case.

677
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 9: You know, get bored, right did you?

678
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 5: Did you ever? Did you ever turn the TV on?

679
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 14: Gabrielle?

680
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: No?

681
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 7: Never, No, okay?

682
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 3: And so you go there and was it exciting for you, Gabrielle,

683
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 3: Like you know, was it? You know when you get

684
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 3: a call from your ex partner? Like, right, I'll block

685
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 3: out Thursday.

686
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 9: Oh I guess so, because you know what, you just

687
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 9: go there, have a great time to drive away and

688
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 9: you don't have to worry about eating.

689
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, so you weren't real So were you still

690
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 3: in a relationship then, or were you just like, hey,

691
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 3: look you're in there. I'm out here, but I'm happy

692
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 3: to fulfill that role for you. Well.

693
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 9: No, I actually was not in a relationship with him

694
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 9: at that time. We had broken up, but as I.

695
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 6: Was KNJU visiting him, we.

696
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 9: Became a couple again. I don't really know when that happened.

697
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: But in the motel suite, Wow.

698
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 9: In the motel sweet.

699
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: Great stuff, Gabrielle. Thanks you for the call so much, Gabrielle,

700
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: Now great stuff. Really lovely to hear from another party

701
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 3: so that we can take the blow torch off. Poor Vicky,

702
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 3: who called the show yesterday and offered that she was

703
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: conceived during a conjugal visit.

704
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 8: This was pretty haunting and possibly even traumatizing. I found

705
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 8: out when I was sixteen that I was conceived during

706
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 8: a conjugal visit. Oh, yes, yes.

707
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 5: That's so.

708
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 3: And then wow, was her dad was in jail? Yes,

709
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 3: it was awesome.

710
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 5: We've just found out before the song.

711
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us and credit from wrong Vicki,

712
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 2: But it wasn't actually an organized conjugal visit. Your mum

713
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: actually just went to the prison and they sort of

714
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 2: just got away with it.

715
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 8: Where there's the way, I guessed.

716
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 5: Wow, yeah, extraordinary.

717
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: The more exciting news for everyone apart from you, is

718
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: the fact that we have your beautiful mother, Angela on

719
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 2: the phone right now.

720
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 3: Hello Angela, Hello, Wow, she sounds happy to be here. Hi,

721
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: and thanks for coming on the show.

722
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 10: Pleasure.

723
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we've just heard from Gabrielle about what

724
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 3: sounds like a very different setup to.

725
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 14: I know what happened.

726
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 3: We had a room like that, So what did you have, Angela?

727
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 9: We did not have a room like that.

728
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 10: Basically, it was a country jail and on the weekends

729
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 10: we could go and take food and cook. For one

730
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 10: weekend it was an open day where we could actually

731
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 10: go to their rooms and see their rooms where they slept.

732
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 2: Wow, you go into his cell effectively, yep, yep.

733
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 10: Well but yes, because there was that in the country,

734
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 10: it's a little bit different to down here. They had

735
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 10: their own bathroom, yeah, which were a little bit more

736
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 10: private and yeah.

737
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 14: So sorry home what sorry, Well, I suppose you can

738
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 14: use the bathroom.

739
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 5: For anything, well said. Keep in mind her daughter is

740
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 5: listening to all of.

741
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 14: This, La La La La.

742
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 3: You you.

743
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 2: Were just listening out for the guards and you ducked

744
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: into the on suite of your husband's cell and that

745
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: is where Vicky was conceived pretty much.

746
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 10: Yes, it was years ago, you know, difference there and

747
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 10: I was only twenty.

748
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: Wow.

749
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,959
Speaker 3: We and your partner, how was he.

750
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 10: At the time, thirty six? He was a little bit

751
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 10: older than me.

752
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 5: Okay, brilliant.

753
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 3: And did you know like on the day that that's

754
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 3: what you were, you know, sort of going in there

755
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 3: like it was an open and also you know an open.

756
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 10: No, No, it just things just happened. Wow, that is

757
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 10: let me tell you, I wish I had what that

758
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 10: lady had.

759
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, mtel room with the TV and everything. Yes, Wow,

760
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 3: that's amazing, really nice.

761
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 9: Yeah.

762
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: And did he stay in there after and like was

763
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 3: it just a one off thing or did you stay

764
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 3: in contact afterwards and everything?

765
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

766
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 10: We ended up getting married. Oh wonderful and we had

767
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 10: another four kids in the On Sweet.

768
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 3: We are in the middle of down the ten Calls

769
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 3: of Christmas, the best ten calls on this show for

770
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 3: the year. We're up to number five ten Calls of Christmas.

771
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 2: Will this boke was extraordinary From the moment I heard

772
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: his voice.

773
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 5: I knew he was magic and he bloody.

774
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 3: Was I don't know if it was magic. It was outrageous. Yeah, apps, unjustified, unjustified. Well,

775
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,439
Speaker 3: I think we proved I mean he had an idea. Yeah,

776
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 3: we go on to prove sure was totally untrue. But look,

777
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 3: let's pluay the call first. Yeah, sure, Call number five

778
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 3: is Adam, the.

779
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 8: Fifth collar of Christmas on willen Wood.

780
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 3: It's kind of who like spoking name ladies.

781
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,479
Speaker 5: Let's got Adam here on thirteen one oh six y five.

782
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 2: Adam, you have a very specific type.

783
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one, bro.

784
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 4: What is it?

785
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 5: What's your time?

786
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 4: I'm a bit of a name guy, so it was

787
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 4: more of a basic name.

788
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just doesn't.

789
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 1: Really do it for me. I prefer a more unique name.

790
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: What's a unique name, Adam, what's a unique what's an

791
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 2: example of a unique name?

792
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: A unique name? I'd say maybe a Chabonne at Dakota. Yeah, uh,

793
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: Shakira just more of a yeah, more of a unique name.

794
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 5: Can you give that, Adam?

795
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 2: Can you give you an example of a girl that

796
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: you met who you don't think had an unusual enough

797
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 2: name and you ended it because the name was too normal.

798
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say, Emma, yeah you didn't do it for me.

799
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hang on, did you do it for you

800
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 3: in every other respect? Like did you really like her?

801
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 3: But then after a while you were like, the name's

802
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 3: a bit playing.

803
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: No, No, it was more just from the get go,

804
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: it was just like, look, you're nice, but like, I

805
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: just want something a bit more unique.

806
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: Wow, did you tell her that that it was her name?

807
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 4: No?

808
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't tell her. I would have.

809
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: I would have said something along the lines of, oh,

810
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: I've just got to work on myself or something.

811
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 2: So then the following day, obviously, we were talking about

812
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: Adam a lot during the night, and we were like,

813
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: I wonder if this bloke, just by hearing women's voices,

814
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: if he can tell if they have an exotic name

815
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 2: or not. Yes, So he did that exact test on

816
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 2: the show and here how he went.

817
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 5: Got caller one hit, What would your.

818
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: Favorite artist or music that you listen to?

819
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 6: Top fifty just has to be casual caller too.

820
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: Here you go tell many Instagram followers?

821
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 10: Do you have two thousands?

822
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: I tend to think if you're looking up on Instagram,

823
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: the more unique names will be harder to spell, so

824
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: probably the less.

825
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 5: Followers you've got.

826
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 3: Caller three years.

827
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: Do you have personalize number plates?

828
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 3: Never?

829
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: I am going to tape Caller number four.

830
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry by that. My name is Emma Smith.

831
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 11: Caller one.

832
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell Adam what your name is?

833
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, that works good.

834
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 3: The great man Adam is back on. Willem what Adam?

835
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 3: Welcome back? Welcome you don't welcome us, mate, We've been

836
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 3: through this. We welcome you. How are you?

837
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: Let's go on, mate, finding any feeling?

838
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 4: Great? Boys?

839
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: How about you?

840
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: We're outstanding. It's a great time of you. How is

841
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: the hunt for Exotica going for you?

842
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 5: My friend?

843
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm still digging for the treasure. I'm still digging for it.

844
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: But I'm sure I'll try gold at some point, some

845
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: sometime soon. But yeah, it's not the greatest at the moment,

846
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: but you know, we look ahead.

847
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 4: Chin is up? Chin is up?

848
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, mate.

849
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: Is there a particular name at the moment that's really

850
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: getting you going, Adam.

851
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm honestly none, none that comes straight to the mind.

852
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm more of an open book at the moment. I'm

853
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: just want to browsing.

854
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: I'm browsing okay, yeah, perfect problem.

855
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 2: More best of luck for you, Adam in the silly season.

856
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 2: I'm sure an exotic name will come across. You're very

857
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: very shortly, my friend.

858
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: I hope boys, I hope Adam.

859
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 3: Can I sorry? Can I do we ever get down

860
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 3: to what you do with yourself? Is there something we

861
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 3: covered off with you? Like?

862
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 4: What do I do?

863
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 8: Like?

864
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: I will?

865
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 4: Obviously I work, so I deliver.

866
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: A brandy cars, I make we.

867
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 3: All right, great stuff?

868
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 4: Mate?

869
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 3: You deliver exotic cars and make music. You're a dish.

870
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 3: Do you want to say your Instagram handled just in

871
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 3: case you want any.

872
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: Ex Yeah, so my Instagram's v underscore ads or you

873
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: can find me on the Spotify or any music platforms

874
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: under the salo for sorrow. Yeah, I'm plugging this up

875
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: right now. I'm getting into my wrist the yeah.

876
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's riz so?

877
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 8: Is?

878
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: It's sort of like your game? You know what I mean?

879
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: Like if you're talking to someone or you're trying to

880
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: make a move, you know, you go, oh, they've got

881
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: good game. But the new one bit of riz you

882
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: know right, you're dripping in mate, you are dripping yeh

883
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: saturated at the moment.

884
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 5: Alright, Well get to his Spotify gets.

885
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: The boys great. Great to hear you boys again. Thanks

886
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 3: for joining us to the fifth call of Christmas this year.

887
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 3: It's been a pleasure.

888
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: Oh you two boys, have a good one.

889
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 3: All the best of welcome. At the end of the show,

890
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 3: everybody probably about this time that we should be talking

891
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 3: about the fact that we are. We've only got two

892
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 3: shows to go for this year. Truth, So if you

893
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 3: are avid podcast listeners, only two more podcasts, three shows. Yeah,

894
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 3: after this one to go.

895
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 5: You're hitting the bush straight away, right, you're hidden.

896
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I'm going hiking. Yeah, that's right, I am

897
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 3: going hiking.

898
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 5: Yes, the shows it yep. So how many days a

899
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 5: we're away from.

900
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: Not long, just three days, got a daughter do it

901
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 3: out and I'm going to a music festival the following weekend,

902
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 3: so you.

903
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: Know, totally wild with Yeah, that is wild good stuff boys, Yeah,

904
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: it will be good.

905
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 5: What's your what's your scruggin looking like?

906
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 3: Great?

907
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 5: That's everything right my memory of hiking.

908
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: And to be fair, I haven't hiked for sixteen years,

909
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 2: but when I would go hiking, it was all about muscrougin.

910
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty big part of it is scruggin

911
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 3: mix looking like it's pretty standard. I just kind of

912
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 3: go into a pick and mix and just sort of

913
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 3: go to town lazy. No.

914
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 5: No, that's like.

915
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 3: I'm pretty particular about what's a lot of people dry

916
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 3: their own fruit and stuff.

917
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 5: No, one of the pick and mixes from like a cinema.

918
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 3: No, no, no. If you're going too like like a

919
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 3: like one of those raw organic shot look going look

920
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 3: going in there and getting like, you know, chocolate bullets.

921
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 3: It's not a scrugging no mate, I'm going like nuts

922
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 3: dried fruit. Yeah, that's sort of business.

923
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 5: A bit of chucky in there, depends you're not gonna

924
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 5: put choking in there.

925
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 3: Well, if it's hot, my Skrogan's always at the top

926
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 3: of my pack. This is really boring chat. But the

927
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 3: Strogan's on me at the top of my pack, and

928
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 3: it was hot. Chocolate melts jerk on a hike. I

929
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 3: don't know what you're talking about, Tom, I probably should actually, Yeah,

930
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,720
Speaker 3: jerky would be good. He's amazing.

931
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 2: Just a stick of salami, like a big like slab

932
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: stick of salami.

933
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is also very good.

934
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 3: I often take it. Often take a big bit of salami.

935
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, just nibble away on it.

936
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 3: I'd save it for my lunch. That's a big part

937
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: about hiking actually, is like really knowing what day's food

938
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 3: is what, because there's nothing worse than getting in, you know,

939
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 3: three days or four days and being like I am

940
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 3: running out of food.

941
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 5: Ration inappropriately.

942
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 3: Big part of it, yeah, gotcha.

943
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a big, really big part.

944
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 3: Scrogging, Like, yeah, you can you, mate, you always scrogging

945
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 3: in the first day.

946
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,479
Speaker 2: I did so, mother, Yeah, I already a last hiker

947
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 2: went on was year eight.

948
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 5: So what's that?

949
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 2: That's fourteen or fifteen, So that's over fifteen years ago,

950
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: sixteen seventeen years ago. I punched my punched through all

951
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 2: my scroging on the bus on the way to Mount Disappointment.

952
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 5: And that's true. I hiked at Mount Disappointment.

953
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 2: Strugging, arrived at the mountain, I'm dry, I'm fresh out

954
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 2: of scrugging.

955
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 5: And then I had to be the kid on the hike.

956
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 2: I was just the worst person to hike with who

957
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: had to then borrow other people's food.

958
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 5: What a hike borrowing for yeah, and water and packing

959
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 5: after drink bottles?

960
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: What you don't packed drink bottles, mate, you get your water.

961
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 3: You don't packed baking up drink bottles. What are you doing?

962
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,720
Speaker 5: What are you doing with a break?

963
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 2: I am so first trips away with Remy, yep, which

964
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: is I'm very excited about, but a bit nervous about it.

965
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 2: This first time we've like gone away, Like we've got

966
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: to pack a car.

967
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 3: Like that's right, Jesus Christ. Don't or your scrugging on

968
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 3: the way you pack the car. You know, you know

969
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,439
Speaker 3: that's your job as the dad as well.

970
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 5: But let's not get backward. Let's not be gender stereo.

971
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 3: That's just your job. Well because because but like I

972
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 3: mean that, because I can't be the man to pack

973
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 3: the car. Yeah, but Mimi is still breastfeeding, mate, Like

974
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 3: that's a thing.

975
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 5: She gets a three hour gap between breastfeeds. You can

976
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 5: pack the car.

977
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 3: She's got to do it. She's got to pack the

978
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 3: baby gear.

979
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 5: Well yeah, maybe that's not.

980
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 3: You can't pack the baby gear, mate, You can't.

981
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 5: Okay, I can't even got.

982
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 3: A bus ride without eating. You just crocking. Maybe it's

983
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 3: better for you just get an antaskt to pack the car.

984
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 3: You go for a bike ride, Mimy does the baby stuff.

985
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 3: You come back, it's all done.

986
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 5: That's not a bad idea.

987
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea at all.

988
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 5: Do you honestly think someone would come over to my house?

989
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 2: Because because I'm it's not necessarily what I'm putting in

990
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 2: my own back.

991
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 5: I can do that.

992
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 2: I'm an adult, glad I can put jocks and socks

993
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: in the back. My concern is I have memories of

994
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 2: my dad before family holidays, playing that impossible game of.

995
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 3: You have to because I'm saying that's your job, because

996
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 3: the baby, Like, we've been away a couple of times,

997
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 3: and you're like, that's the that's what you've got to.

998
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 3: Get out there, Get.

999
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 5: Out there and pack the car.

1000
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so much gear.

1001
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 5: Did you b yo bassinette when you went away?

1002
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

1003
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 5: Do you like pack a bassinette for sleeping?

1004
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? We packed a travel cot.

1005
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 5: What the hell's a travel cot?

1006
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 3: It's basically just like a little tent that Max slept

1007
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 3: in on the ground. Oh, I told you about this.

1008
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: We took it to Oh but when you go to

1009
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: like a drive away, do you pack a bascinet or

1010
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 2: you just take your tent?

1011
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 3: She would just check her in the tent.

1012
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 4: For it.

1013
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: You know, when you get a little bit older and

1014
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 3: you guys, bum dad, if you can camp in the

1015
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 3: backyard and it's a real novelty. She's doing that already.

1016
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 3: We don't put her outside gience, we didn't put her

1017
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 3: on the ground in the tent. I don't know. She

1018
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 3: loves it.

1019
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: So I'm going away. I'm going away with her. Yeah,

1020
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 2: We're going on two different trips that are a drive away.

1021
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 2: Because I'm worried that I'm going to get there and

1022
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 2: I'll forget an integral part of her life.

1023
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 3: That's why you don't do it.

1024
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 5: You just said that I'm the one packing the car.

1025
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not packing the baby stuff. So what

1026
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 3: Mimi gives you like a parcel? Yeah, this is everything

1027
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 3: and you've got to find a way to put What

1028
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 3: else are you packing? You got your socks, your jocks,

1029
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 3: you don't wear any jocks. You've got one pair of

1030
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 3: boards this summer. In summer, hair ties, you go and

1031
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 3: watch runners, Yes, missed.

1032
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 5: Might go for dinner. My night shirt like a good shirt.

1033
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: You got a shirt. You've probably got a pair of

1034
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 3: birken Stocks that you wear out for dinner.

1035
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 5: Burks, yep, Chino, a nice light.

1036
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 3: Let's do it. I think we're pretty much done like

1037
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 3: I think I've named everything toilet trees.

1038
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 5: Light knit.

1039
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes it gets cool, you never know. I'll take Aninaina,

1040
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: I'll take a jacket, a waterproof jacket again, la Nina.

1041
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 3: Okay, then we're done.

1042
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm pretty covered there. I'm happy with it done. Mate,

1043
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 5: you've packed for me there, But what is so? Can

1044
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 5: you recommend any baby activities for me? Like you've been

1045
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 5: away with your child?

1046
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 12: Like this a whole new This is great chat, Tom,

1047
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 12: this is a whole Actually, anyone's any suggestions DM, Like, Okay,

1048
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 12: I'm just thinking about baby activity.

1049
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 8: Baby.

1050
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 3: It's an infant. So if they ship, they sleep, they eat, you.

1051
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 2: Know, I get that, but like you know, I want

1052
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: to do. I don't want to sit around the beach

1053
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: watch her. Okay, but the beach is terrifying, Tome, No,

1054
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: it's not.

1055
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 5: They can't. They can't have sun there. You get to

1056
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 5: get it, like vampires.

1057
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 3: Put sunscreen on them and put them in a beach tent.

1058
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, they love sending the travel coot

1059
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 3: doubles as a beach.

1060
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 14: No.

1061
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 3: No, Max spent her whole time in Fiji. Within this

1062
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: little tent. Thing was her bed. It was her beach ten.

1063
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 5: You send me a link to this little tent.

1064
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually can. It was very handy.

1065
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: So holidays with baby is just take the tent and

1066
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 2: put her anywhere.

1067
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, amazing pretty much. So we're just do.

1068
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 3: I'll take them in the pool, take her in the

1069
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 3: pool or the ocean, in the tent, in the just

1070
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 3: by itself, by herself, like hold her, like hold her.

1071
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 2: I've actually seen online. I don't know if you've seen

1072
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 2: one of these, but there's a neck yeah.

1073
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 5: Floating, so they just I don't know about that. I've

1074
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 5: seen it's online online. I get a cheap it's like

1075
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 5: a neck ring, and they're just like I was a.

1076
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 3: Neck ring for the first time. My child goes in

1077
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 3: a pool.

1078
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 2: Mate, Okay, so what so what do I so? You

1079
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: just put her in my hands, just hold her? Yeah, okay,

1080
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 2: I can do that. Put her in a buff We

1081
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 2: buff buff We shower together.

1082
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 5: Actually, but you need to hear that there. But it

1083
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 5: isn't easier for me to share with her because then

1084
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 5: I get to get in there as well. But that's boring.

1085
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 5: That's very boring.

1086
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 3: That's nice.

1087
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 5: You share with Max.

1088
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 3: No, she can't fit in the show. You've got a

1089
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: double shower.

1090
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: She it's a baby, mate. If you can fit in

1091
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 2: your shower, your baby, you can. She doesn't need her

1092
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 2: own bloody head.

1093
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 3: But she's got it. I hold her in the shower,

1094
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hold her in the show.

1095
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 5: I don't leave her on the ground.

1096
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 3: And got one of those chair.

1097
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 12: Things a chair, yeah, Charlie chair, She's got a chair

1098
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 12: in the show.

1099
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. It takes up a lot of room.

1100
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got me there.

1101
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 3: You put her on the other shower head, don't you.

1102
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: You put the chair thing under one shower head and

1103
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: you go into the other shower head.

1104
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 5: Oh now we sort of share my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1105
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 5: I'm a bit worried about leaving her under our own

1106
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 5: shower head.

1107
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 3: Don't leave her under there, mate. Jeez. We're back at

1108
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 3: neck ring all right.

1109
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: Scary though, when you wash your hair, sorry, and you

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Speaker 2: wash your hair and you close your eyes, that's terrifying.

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Speaker 5: Ten seconds your eyes are off them.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's the scariest part of my life. At

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Speaker 5: the moment.

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Speaker 3: We're going to go goodbye everyone, We'll see you tomorrow.