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Speaker 1: Monday afternoons streaming on the iHeartRadio app Woods. Yeah, apparently

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Speaker 1: you can tell who somebody is based on what coffee

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Speaker 1: they order.

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Speaker 2: You were a barrista for a while. I was once

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Speaker 2: a barrister. This is true. This is true.

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Speaker 3: Do you agree with the said hypothesis?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but largely largely just it's just about it's just

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Speaker 1: about how much a wanker, how much of a wanker

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Speaker 1: they are, based on the size of the modifications, which

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Speaker 1: is a pretty pretty pretty hard and fast rule. If

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Speaker 1: you're getting a half chai, half full chai extra hot

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Speaker 1: with almond milk, yeah, you're a bit of a wanker. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Also because you're putting the

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Speaker 1: barrista through dress. But I'll tell you right now, like

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Speaker 1: baristas have, they wake up in cold sweats at nighttime

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Speaker 1: hearing that sort of order.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure.

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Speaker 2: As an example, I ordered a do you order an

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Speaker 2: almond milk chai, oat milk, cardinal sin cardinals? Well, hang

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Speaker 2: on a second, there's no there's no alterations there. I mean, like,

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Speaker 2: that's just alterations.

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Speaker 3: It's also the type of order.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying the type of order you've altered, not

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Speaker 1: only you're not You're not even getting coffee. You're getting chai.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting a chai tea. You're getting a chai late.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting latte with normal milk, you're getting it

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Speaker 1: with oat milk. Sure, so they're the alterations. Do I

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Speaker 1: get saved from it if I've got allergies?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Potentially, okay, but just get a black coffee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's my usual order.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I want I want to talk to you

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Speaker 2: about this a little bit, actually, in particular the black

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Speaker 2: coffee side of things, because I think the rest of

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Speaker 2: it is pretty much garbage.

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Speaker 3: Except for the black coffee thing.

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Speaker 2: Hm. You think that people that order black coffee as

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Speaker 2: sexier than people that order milk coffee?

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Speaker 3: Took me from a soft five to a hard six.

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Speaker 3: That's outrageous.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not outrageous because when I walk in there

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Speaker 2: and I order my long black, you get a knowing

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Speaker 2: look of a guy who likes it bitter and strong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can respect that and find that attractive. No, it's

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Speaker 2: just someone who does it a huge leave there.

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Speaker 3: I haven't. You're ready usually.

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Speaker 1: Plained to me again why it's sexy, because you haven't

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Speaker 1: exlained to me why it's sexy. You've just explained what happens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, okay, it's sexy because it's just simple and

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Speaker 2: I can handle strong things in my mouth. That's what

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Speaker 2: I know. That's what I that's what I think. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: I will. On three separate coffee dates with three different women,

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Speaker 2: they all went no, they went no, they went they

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Speaker 2: a long black and they were like, that is no

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Speaker 2: one said that. I promise you. I promise you that

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Speaker 2: women have said to me before.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a whole round. But I can't have it.

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Speaker 1: Well I can't have it, you know I can't have it.

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Speaker 1: I want to test this. I reckon we should test it.

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Speaker 1: Here's my plan, okay, because once we do this, I

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Speaker 1: just we're bearing the hatchet because I'm so sick of

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Speaker 1: you saying that black coffee orders are more sexy.

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Speaker 3: We're going to call a cafe. You're going to or

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Speaker 3: you're going to order a milk coffee, a milk coffee.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you call up, you order a black coffee. I

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Speaker 1: call up, I order a milk coffee. Separate phone calls.

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Speaker 1: They don't they've got no idea why we're calling.

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Speaker 2: And then afterwards, we call them together and we say

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Speaker 2: which one of us is sexier?

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Speaker 3: This will be embarrassing for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, turn up next on kissing.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's kiss welling? Whaty on a Monday afternoon? If

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Speaker 1: you're just joining us? Woods and I settling a debate

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Speaker 1: which will probably affect you. Actually, Woods seems to think

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Speaker 1: that people that order black coffee a sexier than people

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Speaker 1: who order milk coffee.

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Speaker 2: Long black, not that espresso bsso espressos, just.

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Speaker 3: Long black, yes, okay, long about a mao.

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Speaker 2: Alright, So because machiato is a bit try hard, I think, like,

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Speaker 2: what are you trying to be French?

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Speaker 3: No Italian?

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Speaker 2: Well whatever, obviously, So what we're going to do right

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Speaker 2: now to test this? Yeah, he's gonna call a cafe.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna call it or a blake coffee. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: call it more a milk coffee separately. Then what type

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Speaker 2: of milk coffee are you getting? That's important?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: What am I allowed to get?

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Speaker 2: I was just I was just gonna get a late yeah, perfect, okay,

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Speaker 2: get a flat white then even even better? Really okay?

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Speaker 3: Perfect?

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Speaker 2: All right, you bring your flat I'm gonna get a

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Speaker 2: strong flat Lie though, no.

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Speaker 3: That's that's fair.

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Speaker 2: But I'm got I'll get a strong long back. Then

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Speaker 2: this long legs are already strong. They'll tell you that,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but i'll say extra strong. Okay, so i'll

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Speaker 2: call first. Well, what do you get to go first?

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Speaker 2: Because you reckon you're the sexy one. But I'm worried

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Speaker 2: you going to steal one of my lines that I

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Speaker 2: was practicing in the song have had the unseasonable cold weather?

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Speaker 3: You can't take that line. I won't say that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Hello, Shore black Cap.

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Speaker 3: Are you good? There?

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Speaker 2: My name's Frederick. There you go good, I'm good. I'm

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Speaker 2: very good. Unseasonably warm at the moment, isn't it? Sorry,

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Speaker 2: it's it's it's it's a little bit warm at the.

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Speaker 3: Moment, isn't it. I can't hear man, I can't hear

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Speaker 3: hello speaking Hello, Hi there. Yeah no, I just put

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Speaker 3: an order in to get a strong flat white.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, next, flat white, yeah, hot, strong, large, awesome. I'll

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Speaker 2: be down there in about five minutes. Bye, Okay, awful.

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Speaker 2: So you think I did pretty well? That was second

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Speaker 2: sounds all right? Well, then listen what you've got. I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you took because I went down like a lead balloon.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's call back long black time baby.

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Speaker 4: Hello slack Cafe.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how are or for saving the way? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: I would I would absolutely love to that would that

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Speaker 2: would make my day? I said, I would absolutely love to.

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Speaker 2: That would make my day. Could I please get your

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Speaker 2: hottest and longest black, A long black.

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Speaker 3: Place, long back, anything else? Yeah? Can that be really strong? Please?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh?

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Speaker 3: Perfect? And that was large, large, long back pretty strong?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry sorry, sorry very quickly before you go.

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Speaker 1: So my name is Will. This is what do we

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Speaker 1: work at radio station? Just around the corner. Which one

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Speaker 1: of them was a sexier order?

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Speaker 4: Which one of them is the what a more.

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Speaker 3: Attractive order or a sexier order?

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Speaker 4: I think that would be the long back.

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Speaker 3: I love you?

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Speaker 2: So why why is the long black and a sexier order?

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Speaker 3: I think it's much more mas Killian.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that'll be just a one large long black.

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Speaker 3: Really strong anything else?

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Speaker 2: Actually, it could probably just be a normal large long

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Speaker 2: black without the strength.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's perfect now that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be sexy.

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Speaker 4: You're making around

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Speaker 2: Now