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Speaker 1: Hello in his arts alone here.

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Speaker 2: I just recently got back from a trip to Japan,

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Speaker 2: and I hate Japanese toilets. I'm sorry, and I need

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Speaker 2: to give you a hot, steamy take on them. Well,

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Speaker 2: but to the Bala glensa, let's get into it. I

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Speaker 2: went to Japan for the first time recently. I just

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Speaker 2: got back, had a great time, loved it. You know,

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Speaker 2: people were so courteous. People didn't actually really speak to

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Speaker 2: it all, which is kind of really lovely.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: Food was good, the transport was good. Oh, the experiences

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Speaker 2: were good. And I went to Tokyo Disney, I went to Disneyland,

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Speaker 2: I went shopping in Harazuku.

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Speaker 1: You know, I saw all the sites.

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Speaker 2: I went to McDonald's and got a bigger maca is

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Speaker 2: what they say on the TV. Loved it, you know,

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Speaker 2: because I'm really into Mama FOODI so I love really

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Speaker 2: trying all different international foods like McDonald's in every country.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, we're great experiences and call temples and things.

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Speaker 2: But there's one thing that I didn't love in Japan.

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Speaker 2: And it's weird because everyone raves about it. They rave

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Speaker 2: about it. They said, Ah, if you checked out the

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Speaker 2: toilets in Japan. Oh, the toilets.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you gotta love the toilets in Japan. Oh, they're amazing. No,

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Speaker 1: they're not.

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Speaker 2: And the reason they're not is sure they have if

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Speaker 2: you haven't been to Japan or experienced the power of

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Speaker 2: a Japanese toilets, they have many different functions for you. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So one of the big famous ones is that they

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Speaker 2: have like the wash your bum, you know, or your

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Speaker 1: They can wash either side. You push a button and

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Speaker 1: goes sprays at you.

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Speaker 2: Some of them play music while you're going to the toilet,

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Speaker 2: so if you're in a public restroom, no one can

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Speaker 2: hear you pissing in the cubicle next to you or

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Speaker 2: repping a giant fart. It plays music to block it out.

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Speaker 2: They self open when you walk in the room. The

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Speaker 2: up whatever you have to serve. Lots of really unnecessary things,

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Speaker 2: and they're all plugged into the wall because you know,

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Speaker 1: For all these things.

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Speaker 2: But the one thing out of all of those functions

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Speaker 2: of which I would not partake in any of them,

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Speaker 2: because I just I think you can over complicate something

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Speaker 2: sometimes they warm the seat for you, so like thirty

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Speaker 1: Their seat is always warm.

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Speaker 2: It just gives me the ick of going into a

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Speaker 2: bathroom after someone has used it, so like you just

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Speaker 2: instantly think that someone has been sitting down on that

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Speaker 1: And now you're sitting in their pre warmed aura.

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Speaker 2: And it just gave me the absolute ick wherever I went,

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Speaker 2: especially the public toilet restrooms, like the I kind of

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Speaker 2: was absolutely awful. I like my toilet seats cold, just

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Speaker 2: So much so, the person I was traveling with, they

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Speaker 1: I hated it.

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Speaker 2: I hated so much, and it's a real shame because

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Speaker 2: I had such a wonderful time in Japan. But the

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Speaker 2: thing is, I'm kind of lying to you in that

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Speaker 2: I have already experienced a warm toilet seat, but just

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Speaker 2: So I mean, look, they might have their uses, but

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Speaker 2: I think public not for me. But hey, if you

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Speaker 2: love a Japanese toilet sit, good for you. There's more

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Speaker 2: if that's for you, I love it, But for me

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Speaker 2: in Japan that have like Western bathrooms and toilets, slide

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Speaker 2: is my DMS. Anyway, may your butts be cold and

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Speaker 1: The sidebox. Oh it's a sexy sapbox.

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful tight thirty that I give to you

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Speaker 2: anyone of the listeners, or even if you don't listen,

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Speaker 2: I don't really care, but I'm gifting you thirty seconds

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Speaker 2: and the palate cleanser, to sprink whatever you want, as

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Speaker 2: you know, it can be to advertise, to show, to

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Speaker 2: promo something, to read, a poem, to send in your uber.

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Speaker 2: I don't really mind, but it's thirty seconds from me

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Speaker 2: to you, and don't forget. If you want to send

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: It's Josh here. I've got a brand new TikTok that

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Speaker 3: I would love to shamelessly, shamelessly advertise. It's called Real

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Speaker 3: Chip Star. It's going to follow me as I leave

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Speaker 2: Star, Real Chipstar, Real Chipstar. I don't know what you say,

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Speaker 2: and I don't really understand any of that, but I

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Speaker 1: I think that's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I love to support people that have ambitions and goals

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Speaker 2: I think it's really great that you're doing that and

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Speaker 2: leaving the country.

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Speaker 4: Goodbye concealed Weapons.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're back with another concealed weapon for you. It

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Speaker 2: is a hack from a hack, and that hack is

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Speaker 2: me indeed. And the tip I want to give you,

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Speaker 2: my little secret, is if you're short on time and

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Speaker 2: That I have when I'm getting ready and I need

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Speaker 2: to save some time is I just don't dry brows on.

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Speaker 2: So this is probably not applicable to most people. Listen

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Speaker 2: unless you feel like shaving your eyebrows off. But if

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Speaker 2: you remove anything in your makeup routine that requires symmetry, Babes,

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Speaker 2: draw my lips on. It is an art. It is crazy.

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Speaker 2: I get to think about what I'm going to do

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Speaker 1: There's a lot going on. Babes.

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Speaker 2: But if I ever do get to do another drag race,

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Speaker 2: I need to make a mental note to do someone

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Speaker 2: that doesn't have eyebrows. Cynthia Revo me, Cynthia Rivo. I

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Speaker 1: Look.

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Speaker 2: I'll be working on it anyway. But a little hack

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Speaker 2: for you is shave your eyebrows off. You'll have so

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Speaker 2: much more time in your day to do whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: All right, everyone, all my beautiful listeners. I have a

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Speaker 2: plead for help for all of you, because it was

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Speaker 2: recently brought to my attention that if you jump onto

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Speaker 2: they have a section that says suggests other podcasts that

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Speaker 2: of course I want you to go look now and

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Speaker 2: It's me Simon here, and oh, I tell you what

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Speaker 2: babes Yep, chicky babes. You know they're just out there

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Speaker 2: It also reminds me of I once had a driving instructor,

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Speaker 2: just gave it to you, Sam. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us here on the palette cleanser. Now,

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Speaker 1: don't forget.

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Speaker 2: If you also have your own soapbox moment, don't forget.

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Speaker 2: You can jump into the show notes. There's a link

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Speaker 2: there for you to submit your own, or you can

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Speaker 2: jump onto the socials Concealed with Artsimone and there's a

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Speaker 2: something in there. I want to hear your voices and

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Speaker 2: Concealed and our guest well, she's a two faced nana

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Speaker 2: from Melbourne who loves bingo and.

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Speaker 1: Has a surprisingly high body count. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for joining us. My name is Zimone. You're fabulous. We'll

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Speaker 1: see you next time. Bye,