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Speaker 1: This is jem Nation. We're Jones.

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Speaker 2: Instagram's a funny old thing, isn't it. In the world

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Speaker 2: of Instagram? What do we do Before Instagram? We didn't

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Speaker 2: know about the Kardashians. We just had to look at

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Speaker 2: sex tapes of them.

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Speaker 1: See it's funny. A friend of mine just sent me this,

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Speaker 1: and this is a great thing. Can't seem to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Let's see if the bright light of my phone, containing

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Speaker 1: all the information in the entire world, held inches from

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Speaker 1: my face for the next fifteen minutes, manages to lull

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Speaker 1: me into a peaceful slumber.

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Speaker 3: That's our lives now, our lives. And you ever wonder

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Speaker 3: what you did before you had a mobile phone, before

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Speaker 3: you had a smartphone, I've probably read more. I made

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Speaker 3: my business to read a book every week. This is

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Speaker 3: a thing. I've been doing it for the last two years,

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Speaker 3: just every week, same book. Yeah, I'm hoping to get

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Speaker 3: through it sooner or later. But it's a yeah when

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Speaker 3: I go to bed, because you have.

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Speaker 1: To be You have to willfully make the decision not

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Speaker 1: to get sucked down the wormhole.

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Speaker 3: And Instagram you can just scroll through and your brain

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Speaker 3: just process.

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Speaker 1: Of people I don't know having gender reveals and the

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Speaker 1: ones as you were saying, now that don't say, wait

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Speaker 1: for it. My baby look like this. See what it

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Speaker 1: looks like now? And it's a photo of it two

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Speaker 1: months later. I don't even know who the baby is.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sitting waiting for this photo to pop up?

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Speaker 3: What am I doing? Also on Instagram you get targeted advertising.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know what I get?

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Speaker 1: Hearing aids and ear wax and throat manng you know.

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Speaker 3: What I get?

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Speaker 2: Tell me, this is the one that I got from

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Speaker 2: Wish stainless steel ball stretches for men.

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Speaker 3: What sort of balls? But I just looked at it.

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Speaker 1: Is that like a mechanics thing?

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Speaker 3: No, it's for your your area. No, No, to stretch

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Speaker 3: your testicles, to stretch your test stretch testicles? I don't know,

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Speaker 3: because as you get older they stretch anyway. Come on,

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Speaker 3: those old blacks I saw. It's like a ram convention.

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Speaker 3: Why are you looking at them? Because you'll shower together

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Speaker 3: after the race?

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Speaker 1: Kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Is that way you go back week after week? But

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Speaker 1: no one boasts about having big testicles.

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Speaker 2: No, that's true, that is true. There's all BDE. Everyone

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Speaker 2: talks about BDE.

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Speaker 1: No one talks about the big T.

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Speaker 3: No one talks about b B BTE.

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Speaker 4: But I'm just looking at the blurb for this creative design,

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Speaker 4: smooth edge, comfortable to wear, use it indoor and outdoors,

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Speaker 4: so you.

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Speaker 1: Wear it when you're out and about. It looks like

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Speaker 1: a big ball bearing holder or something. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It God comes in four sizes. Ah, function, lock, fine, delay, experience,

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Speaker 4: more exciting.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I see. It's a titillating thing, is it. It's

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Speaker 1: not to make them bigger, it's pleasurable to stretch them,

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 3: I don't well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't have them.

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 1: You tell me?

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Speaker 4: Well, you took mine away, high quality and beautiful finish

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Speaker 4: and workmanship with color box package.

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Speaker 1: I realize now it's not a cosmetic procedure.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a thing. It's a kink. It's a king.

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Speaker 2: It's a kink.

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Speaker 3: That's right. But why am I getting it?

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Speaker 1: Well? You have to tell me what?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What have you done that's led the algorithm to give

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Speaker 1: you that? What are you looking up?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: BTE Big testicle Energy.

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Speaker 3: That's me, mate, it's sixteen to seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Yes, don't call me mate. We've had this conversation. Don't

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Speaker 1: call me dude and don't call me mate.

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Speaker 3: No pal okay, that's better.