WEBVTT - FULL: Scam Or Fraud 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything dead. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:09.200 Hey, this is the Christian o. Connall Show podcast. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:11.280 Good morning, Patria. 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:13.680 Jones, Good morning, Christian O'Connell and Jack Post. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:15.080 Good to see your pathy. 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:17.159 Let's start about what we get up to during the 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.640 seat because producer Rio is telling me now that you 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.759 is this a new thing, wearing a night guard? 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.360 Yeah, I feel like everyone has to start wearing them recently, 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:26.439 those plastic it's almost like a mouthguard. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.960 You have to wear it at night to stop you chewing. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.600 This is a sign that you're starting to get ready 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:37.320 for becoming middle aged. No stress, no, no, no, this 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.800 is the stress of being an adult now and the 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:44.360 carefree days. The sun is setting, Rio and I. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.680 Think it's to stop you grinding. Stop your chewing. Makes 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.160 it sound like you're trying to eat in the middle 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:48.599 of the night. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.120 Yeah, that's a different condition that you need different treatment for. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:51.800 Yeah. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:53.560 I've got one of those because I grind my teeth 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:56.240 and I've actually got cracks in both my two front 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.440 teeth from doing it. Yeah, like fine, little. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.000 How long have you been wearing that four? 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.880 Oh, I don't wear. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.280 It like quite long term. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:06.800 Yeah, yeah, I've got to wear it everything. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.480 So about two because I was getting trible jaw pain 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:11.720 and so and then it's because it's supposed to be 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:14.520 a pattern interrupts her. So after a while it's to 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.920 stop you doing it and then you can take Then 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.319 I started taking magnesium before going to sleep. Pats of 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.520 that that made a massive difference as well. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.640 Yes, that's yeah, I've got to get in to the magnesium. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.680 Because it's like I think, it's all sometimes like a 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:29.000 nervous tick. You're like literally chewing over the day. So yes, 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:35.200 with Patsy it's like nemesis and being into the news 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:39.320 is exclusive bloody nova. All the jobs you didn't get. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.880 She wakes up in the morning, the retainer's mango. 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.560 Lips all chewed off. This is blood. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.240 Be honest, Patsy, how often do you wear yours? Because 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:51.320 this is like my third or four. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.040 It's in my bathroom drawer and I have since before 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.840 Christmas to be what. Yeah, I'm terrible. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:57.600 They suck. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.040 I hate wearing them and I think even. 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.480 And in a relationship, it's something you at what point 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.400 do you say good night for the last time you 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:05.560 reach in and put that in. 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.320 Yes, it's a real It puts a real on anything. 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.280 If any activities are going to happen. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.320 We've got we've got double that at the moment, because 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:20.080 Yank's got the retainer and I've got the sea pap machines. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.480 For some people that might be maybe that's where how 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:23.239 they get their kicks. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.000 You have to be like, are you are we actually 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.680 are sleeping? 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:33.440 Yeah, yeah, all right, it's almoch that you're in a 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:38.040 space port. You got to take away astronaut the breathing apparatus, 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.040 no turning back, and so do you sleepwalk? 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.160 And also yeah, so this morning I woke up and 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:44.760 I didn't have my mouth guard in. I put it 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.360 in last night, and I found it on the couch 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:50.240 outside the bedroom, so I. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.000 Must have Do you think do you think your partner 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.600 will put it there? Because just enough out of the door, 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:55.680 just pef it. 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.320 In like a far right corner, so I would have 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.680 had to have slept walked gone out my door. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:01.639 And then I guess just. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.480 Like it's an amazing the things we do while we're asleep. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.480 Did you know you were a sleepwalker. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.919 I'm an occasional sleepwalker. Yes, I used to. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:14.280 Lay occasional sleepwalker. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:14.760 When I was young. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.200 When I was a teenager, I used to leave I 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.680 was a terrible sleepwalker, would leave stuff all around the house. 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:20.000 I haven't done it in a long time. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.520 I'm like scene out of step brothers. 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.480 In the kitchen and then where they disturbed them and 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:29.560 turned the lightshot one of the funniest scenes ever. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.520 You got to set a camera up. I would be 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:33.400 so interested if I knew that I'd been up in 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:33.760 the night. 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.440 Remember, yeah, we don't have any cameras, but maybe you will. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.920 I'd be worried because you've got a balcony. You were like, 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:40.440 oh my god, I didn't think of that. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:48.400 I always news mate in there story out the window. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.320 We locked the door. Now I'm scared to go to sleep. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:58.680 Well, I remember interviewing this a brilliant comedian, Mike Bibiglia, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.440 and he wrote a book and made a Netflix special 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:05.040 Sleepwalk with Me. He sleepwalks. He's got a really serious condition. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.440 He now his wife has to zip him in and 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.880 almost lock him into a like a bean bag. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.600 Sleeping bag made himself that he seals. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.760 Himself into it so he can't get out and go sleep. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.520 Because once he was on tour and he was on 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:22.800 the second floor of a hotel and he jumped out 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:28.360 the window. Luckily, he just had lacerations that he survived. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.920 But yeah, I want to go to sleeping night and 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.160 to your tethered to the bed. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.599 Yeah, that's a separate game that they do. Jack. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:40.960 That's every night actually a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:44.440 My Nieces gave birth last week to her first daughter, 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:48.719 beautiful girl called Ocean, and I was catching up with 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.400 her the other day over the weekend. How's it all 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.000 going in the you know what it's like passed. He's 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.920 just exhausted and excited, emotional and it's it's amazing. 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.760 What does it make you? Are you a great I 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:57.200 don't know. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.680 Actually I try to google it the other day. So 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:04.200 it's my sister in law's daughter, so I'm you're her uncle. 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:06.080 She calls me uncle Christian. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:07.320 You might be a great uncle. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:08.279 Yes, I think. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.080 That that's what it said on Google, and I shut 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:10.720 the tap down. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.320 No, no, I don't. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.560 Want to be great anything yet. I've always aspired to 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.760 be great now and is doing it in age, and 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.160 I don't want to be that kind of great. No, 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:24.680 not a great uncle. No, they're like Christian. You think 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:31.600 a decrepit old great, very frail man. Yeah, Uncle Christian. No, 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.520 he said, what I am. I think you're This is 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.520 devastating new second break in guys, this is bad Thursday 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.280 vibes already a great uncle. Anyway, she I reckon, she's 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:45.600 coined a new phrase. She's been sleep ordering stuff. Oh no, 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.560 her husband told me right, She did not remember any 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:49.920 of this. Suddenly there was a knock at the door 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.600 about five am. She's obviously doing the feeding during the 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.760 night of the night, falling asleep. There was a knock 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.400 at the door, and it was their version. She lives 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.839 in Dubai and he's diddy in in. There where a 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:02.200 guy with eight coconut right, because you can order coconuts 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.280 into bayrol And and he was like, who are those for? 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.840 And he was like, all termaiss up my wife and 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:09.840 he woke home and there's a guy with eight coconuts. 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.320 You don't order it actually went, oh my god, yeah 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.680 I did feel I don't really remember, I think, so 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:19.200 check the phone. She'd ordered eight coconuts. There's no room 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.599 in the fridge or anymore. So, yeah, you can try 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.400 that one next time Chris catches you out. Nail in 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.440 the credit card. Now I must have done that. It's 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.159 a deep it's the it's the thing, the grinding, the ordering, 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.960 they're all part of the same condition, Caitlin, what does 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.120 your partner do during the night? Then she's a sleepwalker? 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.680 No, so she wears he plugs to sleep because she 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:38.799 can't handle me breathing. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.000 What do you mean, are you a big story? 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.640 I don't make a sound. I literally breathe, and she's like, 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.080 I can't handle it, Like it's. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.680 These Yeah, my wife. My wife has an imask and 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.480 sometimes those ear plugs. I said, it's like sleeping with 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.159 someone who's at Guantanamo. I said, it's really spooky during 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.800 the night. You're like, have I kidnapped her? This is 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:03.359 my wife and there were hammers? Is sometimes they need 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:04.560 to wake her up because I've been up for a 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:05.760 while with a cup of tea and she's up to 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:10.560 that and that where have you gone those sci fi 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.440 movies where they go in that deep sleep for like 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.040 two hundred years. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.200 So every now and then she'll wake up and she 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.800 has one of the earplugs in her mouth shows she's 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.840 chewing on. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.520 A gun, so she just gonn choke on them. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:26.360 I know, I know. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:30.160 And sometimes I'll find them on my pillow or like she'll. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:31.480 Have the mename, I need to get it. Get us 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.080 some of these big, old old school radio headphones we had. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.480 You could never choke on these. There's so much to choose. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:40.480 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.360 Christian on Yesterdays Show, you're asking us anyone, no wad 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:46.320 A snotty gobbler chook up version. It's a version of 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:52.080 the Vanina slice from memory, replaced by Arnott's biscuits icing 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.680 on top. It was a recipe adapted by the Australian 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:58.720 Women's Weekly. Hope this sounds Narnie. Thank you very much, Christian. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.040 I am asleep eater. It's a real problem. I'm a 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.240 sleep Peter. One time I woke up in the middle 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:07.800 of the night and made jacket potatoes. Are you going 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.600 to get the microwave on? You know. 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:12.080 What? 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.040 Are you evn in it? Beans? You even some nice 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.320 crete and cheese deal? This's list in the middle of 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.280 the night. I woke up next morning with a greasy 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.280 plate beside my bed and remnants of cheese and sour 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:25.440 cream in my bed, and having no recollection of doing this. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:31.880 That's amazing, Christian. My sister's housemate was notorious for sleep ordering. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.120 Door Dash to the house in the middle of the night, 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:38.240 especially Peza. That is incredible. We've got on the line here, Jesse. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:39.560 What do you Good morning, Jesse? 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:40.720 Good morning? 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:42.600 Mind here gone, I'm good Jesse. So what do you 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.160 get up to during the night? You're sleepwalker? 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.719 No, so I'm a truck driver and I will sit 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.680 up in bed and pretend to drive the truck in 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.120 my sleep. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.280 Is that every night? Or just when you've had a 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:55.480 long day trucking. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.680 Just when I've had a long day life, when I'm 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.000 a long day stressed out, I will sit up in bed. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.280 Then I'll still pretend on at work, and it'll tape 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.280 my missus to wake me up and go go back 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:04.680 to play. 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.240 I can't. I'm halfwaycross another more. I've gotta keep going. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.040 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.640 Yesterday we had one of these things. I'm sure if 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:13.920 you work for a big company you get a lot 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:19.240 of these, like a big all staff zoom thing. Jack 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.480 and obviously not part of that. Did you did you log? 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.160 Inn know how? I don't know. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:27.840 How, of course I did. Sue reminded me, Se, the 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:28.880 boss reminded. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:34.319 Me, you sat there grinding place sick like she came 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.600 and reminded, you sound like a threat. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.440 Yeah, she said, don't forget, and I said, no, that's right, 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:40.360 thanks for reminding me. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.520 Well, did you hear about the swearing that happened? 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:44.480 No? I did not. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:48.920 Whoa, Oh well someone did not realize the old mute 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.640 button wasn't quite muted. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:54.400 About halfway through the big old stuff meaning. 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:56.640 And it's just so everyone knows, right, it's a it's 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.200 a big company work for there on lots of different 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.960 radio stations around Australia, and it was like the coming 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.920 and going and reshuffling Game of Throne, Star Breakfast Radio 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.360 and job titles and basically someone been made to do 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.000 eighteen per people's work. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.680 Six hundred people on the employ a lot. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:17.000 Of Swiss Army human Swiss arm you're the security guard 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:18.560 and you're also the financial officer. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.880 And it was a CEO giving a speaking and obviously 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.040 I love the CEO. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:28.680 I love the Yeah. I recorded it and so I 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.800 watched that Friday night. Oh my god, that's my Netflix 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.200 and Chill chief executive Chill I called it. You know, 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.520 I can't getting some friends around. We're going to turn 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:37.240 into Barbie. 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:40.480 And some people, not me, obviously, might think it drags 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.720 on way too long, or there's no need for all 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:43.319 of us to be there. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.920 Well, that's a real shame, and I always say, gone 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.360 too soon. Is there another PowerPoint slide you could share 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:52.800 with us about the structure now of the EOT and 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:54.720 the exec Committee? How does that breakdown? 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:58.160 I need to see another pie chart, please please? 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:03.079 Or someone someone not obviously had those someone, Yeah, some 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:04.679 messed up freak. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.760 And I didn't realize their microphone wasn't on a mute. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:10.360 What did they say? 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:13.040 They said, I actually don't have time for this book. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:17.360 And then you could hear like it might have been. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.160 That's what someone would say. 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:25.360 I might have thought that because it's there's so many people, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.480 you don't you know who it is. And then you 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:35.199 just hear this like a bit of a and like a. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:36.439 Like, So it's still was it even acknowledged by the 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:37.240 Chief Exective? 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.960 There was a bit of a pause, and it wasn't. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:41.760 It was never directly acknowledged. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:43.400 Already you know what the power play would have been, 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:44.800 He should have gone. He said that. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.680 The Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.520 Just before Christmas. A friend of mine works for a 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.439 very big organization and they had a global the chief 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.720 executive live from New York, all these different time zones, 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.400 people like, we're in India, people were in Europe, people 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.520 are in Stralia. He was in he was in the 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.920 Melbourne office. And there are people obviously in the middle 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.280 of the night may to get up for this big 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.120 announcement about the corporate restructure and the new vision for 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.560 twenty twenty five and beyond. This guy, this mega chief 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.680 executive global head said that I'm just going to be 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:23.080 our audio only because there's some building work being done 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.160 at mine. Midway through his presentation, his camera came on 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.319 for less than second and he was in a golf 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:34.800 cart and then it went straight back to voice only. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:39.960 All right, Chief exec looks like a real pricey country 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:43.440 club you're at now. Wonder some people are being let 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:47.520 go the fees of that golf car and those spoke 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.040 callaways as well, Wow we and then everyone was like missing, 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.920 anyone get a screenshot of though, no blinking you miss. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.720 It was like half a second now. Jack remembered that 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.679 we've had a zoom fell from someone on this team. 0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:02.800 We were talking about it. I said, this sounds so familiar, 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:08.720 didn't Patsy years ago speak on an open mic. Accidentally, 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.280 I couldn't remember the d I don't recall that, Jack. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.320 Yeah, you did do it. Ria, What did you find 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:16.600 out from the what do you go like a wiki 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.200 show page? If we got so, we've got. 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:22.960 To show archives. Yes, now it's very basic, but it 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.800 is accurate. Thirty first of the fifth, twenty twenty two. 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.280 So this show, we were right in the deep waters 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.080 of lockdown, down of lockdown. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.960 Yes, and they were having it all another all staff meeting. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.880 And my note here says, during the all staff Survey 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.760 Results Zoom meeting this morning, someone in the team who 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.960 shall remain nameless brackets Patsy left their mic unmuted in 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:48.880 the airlock in barrels a certain news reader very loudly 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.800 complaining to anyone who listened. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:52.760 And now, Christian, now we gets to the. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:56.160 Actual especially what the k show sounds. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.040 Like exactly I've got There's a lot of asterisks. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:01.160 In the show, several several. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:07.800 Recall so as I recreate what Patsy said while all staff. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:11.000 Meeting, I'm really relying on you. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.040 Your career is safe in my hands. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.520 It actually starts with a beep, so if we could. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:23.760 Me you she begins like that, let's go again. Okay, yeah, me. 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:25.680 How many. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.480 People are in the office today, all these cheap skates? 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:33.000 Oh sorry, I was premature. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:39.440 So all these cheap skates can just sniffer free lunch. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.000 It's better than I even remember. 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:48.120 It sounds like that went all stuff. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.160 It must have been when, because Pats, you got such 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:54.240 a great voice, you're going to know it's you so distinctive. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.080 Oh no, I don't recall that. I think that was 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:58.480 maybe just like AI or. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:02.760 Something twenty two. There was no Aire and we didn't 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:06.280 have Deep Fake. It was before deep Sea can Churt GPT. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.640 It must have been when all the sales the people 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.120 were just starting to come back to the. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.600 Offer, and you know how they're trying to get them 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.440 back here with hot food. Yes, it's like how do 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.840 you catch a little mouse? Geez say, with salespeople. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.600 Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast. 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.920 It's the Christian O'Connell show. These days, everyone's got these 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.880 wearables and trackables. You've got your Apple Watch, which is essential. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:30.280 Now this week it arrived and we've got this thing 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.920 called an Aura ring. You heard me, Yeah right, it's brilliant. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.040 Yesterday evening about nine o'clock. It sent me a message saying, 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.520 now it's a good time for bed, really, and I 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.280 put myself to bed on okay, Kate ring. The Ring 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.880 is now running running my life. The other day it went, 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.080 I was I was sat on the couch watching Netflix, 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:51.360 and I went, looks like we're having a period of inactivity, 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.240 a busy day. Ring, Give me a break here. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.280 What other things is it meant to track? Is it steps? 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:03.920 Sleep steps? Stress levels? During the day? Yesterday after a 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.760 phone call with a certain member of management, it said, 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:10.360 you're stressed right now. Oh, I won't name that person. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.640 I'm sure the ring must have had some sweat under 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.040 It was something like that, I must be mistaken. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:16.840 Please avoid this person in feature. 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:20.480 Hard to do, that very hard to do. The other 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:22.680 day I was chatting to my teenage daughter and she 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.040 was saying that that I needed to send the university 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:26.480 that she's going to in a couple of weeks time 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:28.560 some money. And I said, just tell them the check 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:30.200 is in the post. She said, what are you even 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.080 talking about. She didn't even know what a check was. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.320 She's eighteen. She says, there's no way they haven't grown 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.040 up in the world of checks and I bet actually 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.160 judging some of the younger thirty somethings on this team. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.040 You guys, even I would have never used to check 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:43.760 I know what one is because mom and dad used 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.400 to have them, but I would have never written a check. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.000 You never had a check book, never, patsy. It used 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.160 to be the way to get paid and press people. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.040 Only way my mum and dad operated. They had a business. 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:56.840 They lived and breathed checks. It was everything. Like Mum 0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:00.160 sent me to school. I remember one day with a 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:03.760 blank sign check for lunch. We had no cash in 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.120 the house, so she said, here, you have this blank check, 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.879 but whatever you do, don't don't lose it because it's blank, 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:10.919 like anyone can put any amount in it. 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:14.399 So expensive a school dinners in three or four bucks. 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.600 Most places wouldn't accept checks if they were under a 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.199 certain amount. It's a waste of process. 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.359 I can't believe the canteen at your school. 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:25.400 Except everyone except our local milk bar would take your kit. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.760 They used to if they need a cash and couldn't 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:29.320 run to the bank because it was very close. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.879 But this is how people go, so if it trady 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.520 came round, it was either cash or a check. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.240 It just seems so loose to me because it's just 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.159 a piece of paper. There's no way to prove it 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:39.880 until later money in there. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.720 But this system worked for decades all over the world, 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:43.760 didn't it, Pats it did. 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.320 It was like an honesty system as well. Does that 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:47.600 mean we're different people now? 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:49.560 Well? I also remember do you remember the days of 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:52.639 travelers checks? Yes, if you were going on holiday, you 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.280 wouldn't just get the money. You get a thing called 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:56.879 travelers checks and then you could redeem them for local 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:00.480 cash somewhere else at a bureau de change wherever you 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:02.399 were on holiday. You have to look for these places 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.400 with these kind of vouchers. Basically you had from your 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:07.639 country and they give you a couple of hundred bar 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:08.919 or where you were. Wherever you were. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:12.520 There's a lot of trust built into the system. Surely 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:15.000 it happened all the time where people went to cash 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.520 the check and they go, oh, there's no money account 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:18.200 that person. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.960 I'd love to know now whether you are, if they're 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.000 legal tender, or whether we're not in there? You know, 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:25.080 and a cash is society now are tapping go? I 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:26.840 can't remember the last time I saw a check you 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.200 have been had? There? Does anyone still have a check 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.199