Speaker 1: Got anything dead.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian o. Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Patria.
Speaker 4: Jones, Good morning, Christian O'Connell and Jack Post.
Speaker 5: Good to see your pathy.
Speaker 3: Let's start about what we get up to during the
Speaker 3: seat because producer Rio is telling me now that you
Speaker 3: is this a new thing, wearing a night guard?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like everyone has to start wearing them recently,
Speaker 6: those plastic it's almost like a mouthguard.
Speaker 7: You have to wear it at night to stop you chewing.
Speaker 3: This is a sign that you're starting to get ready
Speaker 3: for becoming middle aged. No stress, no, no, no, this
Speaker 3: is the stress of being an adult now and the
Speaker 3: carefree days. The sun is setting, Rio and I.
Speaker 5: Think it's to stop you grinding. Stop your chewing. Makes
Speaker 5: it sound like you're trying to eat in the middle
Speaker 5: of the night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a different condition that you need different treatment for.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've got one of those because I grind my teeth
Speaker 4: and I've actually got cracks in both my two front
Speaker 4: teeth from doing it. Yeah, like fine, little.
Speaker 3: How long have you been wearing that four?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't wear.
Speaker 3: It like quite long term.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've got to wear it everything.
Speaker 3: So about two because I was getting trible jaw pain
Speaker 3: and so and then it's because it's supposed to be
Speaker 3: a pattern interrupts her. So after a while it's to
Speaker 3: stop you doing it and then you can take Then
Speaker 3: I started taking magnesium before going to sleep. Pats of
Speaker 3: that that made a massive difference as well.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's yeah, I've got to get in to the magnesium.
Speaker 3: Because it's like I think, it's all sometimes like a
Speaker 3: nervous tick. You're like literally chewing over the day. So yes,
Speaker 3: with Patsy it's like nemesis and being into the news
Speaker 3: is exclusive bloody nova. All the jobs you didn't get.
Speaker 5: She wakes up in the morning, the retainer's mango.
Speaker 3: Lips all chewed off. This is blood.
Speaker 6: Be honest, Patsy, how often do you wear yours? Because
Speaker 6: this is like my third or four.
Speaker 4: It's in my bathroom drawer and I have since before
Speaker 4: Christmas to be what. Yeah, I'm terrible.
Speaker 3: They suck.
Speaker 7: I hate wearing them and I think even.
Speaker 3: And in a relationship, it's something you at what point
Speaker 3: do you say good night for the last time you
Speaker 3: reach in and put that in.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's a real It puts a real on anything.
Speaker 6: If any activities are going to happen.
Speaker 5: We've got we've got double that at the moment, because
Speaker 5: Yank's got the retainer and I've got the sea pap machines.
Speaker 3: For some people that might be maybe that's where how
Speaker 3: they get their kicks.
Speaker 7: You have to be like, are you are we actually
Speaker 7: are sleeping?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, it's almoch that you're in a
Speaker 3: space port. You got to take away astronaut the breathing apparatus,
Speaker 3: no turning back, and so do you sleepwalk?
Speaker 6: And also yeah, so this morning I woke up and
Speaker 6: I didn't have my mouth guard in. I put it
Speaker 6: in last night, and I found it on the couch
Speaker 6: outside the bedroom, so I.
Speaker 3: Must have Do you think do you think your partner
Speaker 3: will put it there? Because just enough out of the door,
Speaker 3: just pef it.
Speaker 6: In like a far right corner, so I would have
Speaker 6: had to have slept walked gone out my door.
Speaker 7: And then I guess just.
Speaker 3: Like it's an amazing the things we do while we're asleep.
Speaker 5: Did you know you were a sleepwalker.
Speaker 7: I'm an occasional sleepwalker. Yes, I used to.
Speaker 3: Lay occasional sleepwalker.
Speaker 7: When I was young.
Speaker 6: When I was a teenager, I used to leave I
Speaker 6: was a terrible sleepwalker, would leave stuff all around the house.
Speaker 7: I haven't done it in a long time.
Speaker 4: I'm like scene out of step brothers.
Speaker 3: In the kitchen and then where they disturbed them and
Speaker 3: turned the lightshot one of the funniest scenes ever.
Speaker 5: You got to set a camera up. I would be
Speaker 5: so interested if I knew that I'd been up in
Speaker 5: the night.
Speaker 7: Remember, yeah, we don't have any cameras, but maybe you will.
Speaker 4: I'd be worried because you've got a balcony. You were like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 3: I always news mate in there story out the window.
Speaker 7: We locked the door. Now I'm scared to go to sleep.
Speaker 3: Well, I remember interviewing this a brilliant comedian, Mike Bibiglia,
Speaker 3: and he wrote a book and made a Netflix special
Speaker 3: Sleepwalk with Me. He sleepwalks. He's got a really serious condition.
Speaker 3: He now his wife has to zip him in and
Speaker 3: almost lock him into a like a bean bag.
Speaker 5: Sleeping bag made himself that he seals.
Speaker 3: Himself into it so he can't get out and go sleep.
Speaker 3: Because once he was on tour and he was on
Speaker 3: the second floor of a hotel and he jumped out
Speaker 3: the window. Luckily, he just had lacerations that he survived.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I want to go to sleeping night and
Speaker 5: to your tethered to the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a separate game that they do. Jack.
Speaker 2: That's every night actually a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: My Nieces gave birth last week to her first daughter,
Speaker 3: beautiful girl called Ocean, and I was catching up with
Speaker 3: her the other day over the weekend. How's it all
Speaker 3: going in the you know what it's like passed. He's
Speaker 3: just exhausted and excited, emotional and it's it's amazing.
Speaker 5: What does it make you? Are you a great I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually I try to google it the other day. So
Speaker 3: it's my sister in law's daughter, so I'm you're her uncle.
Speaker 3: She calls me uncle Christian.
Speaker 5: You might be a great uncle.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think.
Speaker 3: That that's what it said on Google, and I shut
Speaker 3: the tap down.
Speaker 8: No, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to be great anything yet. I've always aspired to
Speaker 3: be great now and is doing it in age, and
Speaker 3: I don't want to be that kind of great. No,
Speaker 3: not a great uncle. No, they're like Christian. You think
Speaker 3: a decrepit old great, very frail man. Yeah, Uncle Christian. No,
Speaker 3: he said, what I am. I think you're This is
Speaker 3: devastating new second break in guys, this is bad Thursday
Speaker 3: vibes already a great uncle. Anyway, she I reckon, she's
Speaker 3: coined a new phrase. She's been sleep ordering stuff. Oh no,
Speaker 3: her husband told me right, She did not remember any
Speaker 3: of this. Suddenly there was a knock at the door
Speaker 3: about five am. She's obviously doing the feeding during the
Speaker 3: night of the night, falling asleep. There was a knock
Speaker 3: at the door, and it was their version. She lives
Speaker 3: in Dubai and he's diddy in in. There where a
Speaker 3: guy with eight coconut right, because you can order coconuts
Speaker 3: into bayrol And and he was like, who are those for?
Speaker 3: And he was like, all termaiss up my wife and
Speaker 3: he woke home and there's a guy with eight coconuts.
Speaker 3: You don't order it actually went, oh my god, yeah
Speaker 3: I did feel I don't really remember, I think, so
Speaker 3: check the phone. She'd ordered eight coconuts. There's no room
Speaker 3: in the fridge or anymore. So, yeah, you can try
Speaker 3: that one next time Chris catches you out. Nail in
Speaker 3: the credit card. Now I must have done that. It's
Speaker 3: a deep it's the it's the thing, the grinding, the ordering,
Speaker 3: they're all part of the same condition, Caitlin, what does
Speaker 3: your partner do during the night? Then she's a sleepwalker?
Speaker 8: No, so she wears he plugs to sleep because she
Speaker 8: can't handle me breathing.
Speaker 5: What do you mean, are you a big story?
Speaker 8: I don't make a sound. I literally breathe, and she's like,
Speaker 8: I can't handle it, Like it's.
Speaker 3: These Yeah, my wife. My wife has an imask and
Speaker 3: sometimes those ear plugs. I said, it's like sleeping with
Speaker 3: someone who's at Guantanamo. I said, it's really spooky during
Speaker 3: the night. You're like, have I kidnapped her? This is
Speaker 3: my wife and there were hammers? Is sometimes they need
Speaker 3: to wake her up because I've been up for a
Speaker 3: while with a cup of tea and she's up to
Speaker 3: that and that where have you gone those sci fi
Speaker 3: movies where they go in that deep sleep for like
Speaker 3: two hundred years.
Speaker 8: So every now and then she'll wake up and she
Speaker 8: has one of the earplugs in her mouth shows she's
Speaker 8: chewing on.
Speaker 3: A gun, so she just gonn choke on them.
Speaker 9: I know, I know.
Speaker 8: And sometimes I'll find them on my pillow or like she'll.
Speaker 3: Have the mename, I need to get it. Get us
Speaker 3: some of these big, old old school radio headphones we had.
Speaker 3: You could never choke on these. There's so much to choose.
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Speaker 3: Christian on Yesterdays Show, you're asking us anyone, no wad
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Speaker 3: Women's Weekly. Hope this sounds Narnie. Thank you very much, Christian.
Speaker 3: I am asleep eater. It's a real problem. I'm a
Speaker 3: sleep Peter. One time I woke up in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night and made jacket potatoes. Are you going
Speaker 3: to get the microwave on? You know.
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: Are you evn in it? Beans? You even some nice
Speaker 3: crete and cheese deal? This's list in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night. I woke up next morning with a greasy
Speaker 3: plate beside my bed and remnants of cheese and sour
Speaker 3: cream in my bed, and having no recollection of doing this.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, Christian. My sister's housemate was notorious for sleep ordering.
Speaker 3: Door Dash to the house in the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: especially Peza. That is incredible. We've got on the line here, Jesse.
Speaker 3: What do you Good morning, Jesse?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Mind here gone, I'm good Jesse. So what do you
Speaker 3: get up to during the night? You're sleepwalker?
Speaker 11: No, so I'm a truck driver and I will sit
Speaker 11: up in bed and pretend to drive the truck in
Speaker 11: my sleep.
Speaker 3: Is that every night? Or just when you've had a
Speaker 3: long day trucking.
Speaker 11: Just when I've had a long day life, when I'm
Speaker 11: a long day stressed out, I will sit up in bed.
Speaker 11: Then I'll still pretend on at work, and it'll tape
Speaker 11: my missus to wake me up and go go back
Speaker 11: to play.
Speaker 3: I can't. I'm halfwaycross another more. I've gotta keep going.
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Speaker 3: Yesterday we had one of these things. I'm sure if
Speaker 3: you work for a big company you get a lot
Speaker 3: of these, like a big all staff zoom thing. Jack
Speaker 3: and obviously not part of that. Did you did you log?
Speaker 3: Inn know how? I don't know.
Speaker 4: How, of course I did. Sue reminded me, Se, the
Speaker 4: boss reminded.
Speaker 3: Me, you sat there grinding place sick like she came
Speaker 3: and reminded, you sound like a threat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she said, don't forget, and I said, no, that's right,
Speaker 4: thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 3: Well, did you hear about the swearing that happened?
Speaker 4: No? I did not.
Speaker 3: Whoa, Oh well someone did not realize the old mute
Speaker 3: button wasn't quite muted.
Speaker 7: About halfway through the big old stuff meaning.
Speaker 3: And it's just so everyone knows, right, it's a it's
Speaker 3: a big company work for there on lots of different
Speaker 3: radio stations around Australia, and it was like the coming
Speaker 3: and going and reshuffling Game of Throne, Star Breakfast Radio
Speaker 3: and job titles and basically someone been made to do
Speaker 3: eighteen per people's work.
Speaker 4: Six hundred people on the employ a lot.
Speaker 3: Of Swiss Army human Swiss arm you're the security guard
Speaker 3: and you're also the financial officer.
Speaker 6: And it was a CEO giving a speaking and obviously
Speaker 6: I love the CEO.
Speaker 3: I love the Yeah. I recorded it and so I
Speaker 3: watched that Friday night. Oh my god, that's my Netflix
Speaker 3: and Chill chief executive Chill I called it. You know,
Speaker 3: I can't getting some friends around. We're going to turn
Speaker 3: into Barbie.
Speaker 6: And some people, not me, obviously, might think it drags
Speaker 6: on way too long, or there's no need for all
Speaker 6: of us to be there.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a real shame, and I always say, gone
Speaker 3: too soon. Is there another PowerPoint slide you could share
Speaker 3: with us about the structure now of the EOT and
Speaker 3: the exec Committee? How does that breakdown?
Speaker 5: I need to see another pie chart, please please?
Speaker 6: Or someone someone not obviously had those someone, Yeah, some
Speaker 6: messed up freak.
Speaker 7: And I didn't realize their microphone wasn't on a mute.
Speaker 3: What did they say?
Speaker 7: They said, I actually don't have time for this book.
Speaker 7: And then you could hear like it might have been.
Speaker 3: That's what someone would say.
Speaker 6: I might have thought that because it's there's so many people,
Speaker 6: you don't you know who it is. And then you
Speaker 6: just hear this like a bit of a and like a.
Speaker 3: Like, So it's still was it even acknowledged by the
Speaker 3: Chief Exective?
Speaker 6: There was a bit of a pause, and it wasn't.
Speaker 6: It was never directly acknowledged.
Speaker 3: Already you know what the power play would have been,
Speaker 3: He should have gone. He said that.
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Speaker 3: Just before Christmas. A friend of mine works for a
Speaker 3: very big organization and they had a global the chief
Speaker 3: executive live from New York, all these different time zones,
Speaker 3: people like, we're in India, people were in Europe, people
Speaker 3: are in Stralia. He was in he was in the
Speaker 3: Melbourne office. And there are people obviously in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night may to get up for this big
Speaker 3: announcement about the corporate restructure and the new vision for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five and beyond. This guy, this mega chief
Speaker 3: executive global head said that I'm just going to be
Speaker 3: our audio only because there's some building work being done
Speaker 3: at mine. Midway through his presentation, his camera came on
Speaker 3: for less than second and he was in a golf
Speaker 3: cart and then it went straight back to voice only.
Speaker 3: All right, Chief exec looks like a real pricey country
Speaker 3: club you're at now. Wonder some people are being let
Speaker 3: go the fees of that golf car and those spoke
Speaker 3: callaways as well, Wow we and then everyone was like missing,
Speaker 3: anyone get a screenshot of though, no blinking you miss.
Speaker 3: It was like half a second now. Jack remembered that
Speaker 3: we've had a zoom fell from someone on this team.
Speaker 5: We were talking about it. I said, this sounds so familiar,
Speaker 5: didn't Patsy years ago speak on an open mic. Accidentally,
Speaker 5: I couldn't remember the d I don't recall that, Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did do it. Ria, What did you find
Speaker 3: out from the what do you go like a wiki
Speaker 3: show page? If we got so, we've got.
Speaker 6: To show archives. Yes, now it's very basic, but it
Speaker 6: is accurate. Thirty first of the fifth, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: So this show, we were right in the deep waters
Speaker 3: of lockdown, down of lockdown.
Speaker 6: Yes, and they were having it all another all staff meeting.
Speaker 6: And my note here says, during the all staff Survey
Speaker 6: Results Zoom meeting this morning, someone in the team who
Speaker 6: shall remain nameless brackets Patsy left their mic unmuted in
Speaker 6: the airlock in barrels a certain news reader very loudly
Speaker 6: complaining to anyone who listened.
Speaker 7: And now, Christian, now we gets to the.
Speaker 3: Actual especially what the k show sounds.
Speaker 7: Like exactly I've got There's a lot of asterisks.
Speaker 3: In the show, several several.
Speaker 6: Recall so as I recreate what Patsy said while all staff.
Speaker 7: Meeting, I'm really relying on you.
Speaker 3: Your career is safe in my hands.
Speaker 7: It actually starts with a beep, so if we could.
Speaker 3: Me you she begins like that, let's go again. Okay, yeah, me.
Speaker 3: How many.
Speaker 6: People are in the office today, all these cheap skates?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I was premature.
Speaker 7: So all these cheap skates can just sniffer free lunch.
Speaker 5: It's better than I even remember.
Speaker 7: It sounds like that went all stuff.
Speaker 3: It must have been when, because Pats, you got such
Speaker 3: a great voice, you're going to know it's you so distinctive.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't recall that. I think that was
Speaker 4: maybe just like AI or.
Speaker 3: Something twenty two. There was no Aire and we didn't
Speaker 3: have Deep Fake. It was before deep Sea can Churt GPT.
Speaker 6: It must have been when all the sales the people
Speaker 6: were just starting to come back to the.
Speaker 3: Offer, and you know how they're trying to get them
Speaker 3: back here with hot food. Yes, it's like how do
Speaker 3: you catch a little mouse? Geez say, with salespeople.
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Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connell show. These days, everyone's got these
Speaker 3: wearables and trackables. You've got your Apple Watch, which is essential.
Speaker 3: Now this week it arrived and we've got this thing
Speaker 3: called an Aura ring. You heard me, Yeah right, it's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Yesterday evening about nine o'clock. It sent me a message saying,
Speaker 3: now it's a good time for bed, really, and I
Speaker 3: put myself to bed on okay, Kate ring. The Ring
Speaker 3: is now running running my life. The other day it went,
Speaker 3: I was I was sat on the couch watching Netflix,
Speaker 3: and I went, looks like we're having a period of inactivity,
Speaker 3: a busy day. Ring, Give me a break here.
Speaker 5: What other things is it meant to track? Is it steps?
Speaker 3: Sleep steps? Stress levels? During the day? Yesterday after a
Speaker 3: phone call with a certain member of management, it said,
Speaker 3: you're stressed right now. Oh, I won't name that person.
Speaker 3: I'm sure the ring must have had some sweat under
Speaker 3: It was something like that, I must be mistaken.
Speaker 5: Please avoid this person in feature.
Speaker 3: Hard to do, that very hard to do. The other
Speaker 3: day I was chatting to my teenage daughter and she
Speaker 3: was saying that that I needed to send the university
Speaker 3: that she's going to in a couple of weeks time
Speaker 3: some money. And I said, just tell them the check
Speaker 3: is in the post. She said, what are you even
Speaker 3: talking about. She didn't even know what a check was.
Speaker 3: She's eighteen. She says, there's no way they haven't grown
Speaker 3: up in the world of checks and I bet actually
Speaker 3: judging some of the younger thirty somethings on this team.
Speaker 5: You guys, even I would have never used to check
Speaker 5: I know what one is because mom and dad used
Speaker 5: to have them, but I would have never written a check.
Speaker 3: You never had a check book, never, patsy. It used
Speaker 3: to be the way to get paid and press people.
Speaker 4: Only way my mum and dad operated. They had a business.
Speaker 4: They lived and breathed checks. It was everything. Like Mum
Speaker 4: sent me to school. I remember one day with a
Speaker 4: blank sign check for lunch. We had no cash in
Speaker 4: the house, so she said, here, you have this blank check,
Speaker 4: but whatever you do, don't don't lose it because it's blank,
Speaker 4: like anyone can put any amount in it.
Speaker 3: So expensive a school dinners in three or four bucks.
Speaker 3: Most places wouldn't accept checks if they were under a
Speaker 3: certain amount. It's a waste of process.
Speaker 5: I can't believe the canteen at your school.
Speaker 4: Except everyone except our local milk bar would take your kit.
Speaker 4: They used to if they need a cash and couldn't
Speaker 4: run to the bank because it was very close.
Speaker 3: But this is how people go, so if it trady
Speaker 3: came round, it was either cash or a check.
Speaker 5: It just seems so loose to me because it's just
Speaker 5: a piece of paper. There's no way to prove it
Speaker 5: until later money in there.
Speaker 3: But this system worked for decades all over the world,
Speaker 3: didn't it, Pats it did.
Speaker 4: It was like an honesty system as well. Does that
Speaker 4: mean we're different people now?
Speaker 3: Well? I also remember do you remember the days of
Speaker 3: travelers checks? Yes, if you were going on holiday, you
Speaker 3: wouldn't just get the money. You get a thing called
Speaker 3: travelers checks and then you could redeem them for local
Speaker 3: cash somewhere else at a bureau de change wherever you
Speaker 3: were on holiday. You have to look for these places
Speaker 3: with these kind of vouchers. Basically you had from your
Speaker 3: country and they give you a couple of hundred bar
Speaker 3: or where you were. Wherever you were.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of trust built into the system. Surely
Speaker 5: it happened all the time where people went to cash
Speaker 5: the check and they go, oh, there's no money account
Speaker 5: that person.
Speaker 3: I'd love to know now whether you are, if they're
Speaker 3: legal tender, or whether we're not in there? You know,
Speaker 3: and a cash is society now are tapping go? I
Speaker 3: can't remember the last time I saw a check you
Speaker 3: have been had? There? Does anyone still have a check
Speaker 3: book or still use checks, I'd love to know.
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Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, the word piff came up in
Speaker 3: conversation with a story from one of you when we
Speaker 3: were talking about you destroying inanimate objects, and we're wondering
Speaker 3: whether we could just do a phone in based around
Speaker 3: piffing things. Before the show today, I was second, I'm
Speaker 3: not sure if we're going to do it. And now
Speaker 3: I've heard the production that Rio has made not one,
Speaker 3: two theme tunes. We are going all into the world
Speaker 3: of piffing. We have to. It's the production now has
Speaker 3: demanded that we must give this attention. It must be
Speaker 3: front and center of our vital work we do every
Speaker 3: day on the cold face of breakfast radio. We're talking
Speaker 3: about checks right now. Are they still a thing? It
Speaker 3: used to be. The check system ran for decades globally.
Speaker 3: It sounds archaic now to explain it to the younger
Speaker 3: generation like you jat that pieces of paper were widely
Speaker 3: accepted by governments, financed and intitutions. You could be paid
Speaker 3: and you could buy a car just with a check.
Speaker 5: And when you read old stories or see old movies,
Speaker 5: and there's criminals who are doing check fraud, like they
Speaker 5: go and pay for things with checks and then they skip.
Speaker 3: Ease up with the word old movies. Yes, they're only
Speaker 3: about fifteen years ago. They're not black and white. We
Speaker 3: like Buster Keaton. Look at check you in your mind
Speaker 3: when you think, perhaps you think of black and white
Speaker 3: cpure image.
Speaker 5: No, look directly at I like to look you guys
Speaker 5: in the eye.
Speaker 3: Insulting. It insults you to your face.
Speaker 5: But how did that not happen more often that you
Speaker 5: just give a check a because it's illegal. Was illegal,
Speaker 5: but what an easy thing to do. It's like here's
Speaker 5: some monopoly money and you get away with it.
Speaker 3: Years ago, we were very trustworthy people Christian up until
Speaker 3: about eight months ago. You talk about checks. My ninety
Speaker 3: four year old grandmother only had a passbook account. She
Speaker 3: would have to go into the bank to withdraw money.
Speaker 3: These days, you got that bank. They've got a bouncer.
Speaker 3: As soon as you go in. What do you want?
Speaker 3: You can do that that machine over there, get out
Speaker 3: on the stream, do it like everybody else. They really
Speaker 3: don't want It's not a greet. It's actually about so
Speaker 3: go and get out. What are you wanting here, what's
Speaker 3: your business? Yes? Anyway, back to Debbie's ninety four year
Speaker 3: old grandmother that only had the passbook account, she would
Speaker 3: have to go in the bank to withdraw money. We
Speaker 3: convinced her to get a debit card. Debit card if
Speaker 3: it sounds that's slightly old now, doesn't it? A debit card
Speaker 3: and an online bank account, but she still goes into
Speaker 3: the bank to get her money every week to pay
Speaker 3: for a shopping Oh that is so the older generation
Speaker 3: really don't try online banking, right. I tried to shift
Speaker 3: my mum towards it. Right, so this will be a
Speaker 3: lot easier. I can send you money. Not easan that
Speaker 3: she went, I am not getting involved in that. The Russians.
Speaker 5: I mean, you haven't got it getting in fired.
Speaker 3: Right, you haven't got any money, right, you haven't got
Speaker 3: any money that Russians aren't funding whatevery're up to. By
Speaker 3: Jennifer O'Connor, retired former nurse. That's our white whale boy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that Russians could be listening. Chrissy, my
Speaker 3: partner used to work in retail. One day the f
Speaker 3: pass machine went down. She pulled out the credit card
Speaker 3: embossing machine also known as the click clack, that big
Speaker 3: old thing about you still way about ten knos these things.
Speaker 3: The eighteen and nineteen year olds working that day looked
Speaker 3: at her like she discovered fire. Why she explained what
Speaker 3: this ancient thing was? Oh? Is this an episode of
Speaker 3: antiques road show? Christian. I'm a truck driver. I pick
Speaker 3: up checks for deliveries every week. Kim, you need a
Speaker 3: truck for They put them in the boot. You can't
Speaker 3: cind the tiny little bits of paper truck going into
Speaker 3: state with checks. Let's take some calls. Good morning, Tom,
Speaker 3: We're good Tom. So checks are still a thing? Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 10: I delivered to businesses, cafes and stuff and someone actually
Speaker 10: paid yesterday with a check.
Speaker 3: Now is that common thing? Was that only like once
Speaker 3: or twice a year?
Speaker 12: Tom?
Speaker 10: Not common? That's yeah, maybe one or two a week.
Speaker 5: That's still way more than I would have thought.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it. Still apparently the government are they're
Speaker 3: phasing about mother. The deadline is twenty thirty, So guys
Speaker 3: enjoy the last few years were checking. We're in the
Speaker 3: last heydays. The next five years.
Speaker 5: We've got no checks. By a Brisbane olnic.
Speaker 3: Tom, Thank you very much to store. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Marry and good morning Marion.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys. There are you're going.
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 3: Are you having a good week, Marian?
Speaker 14: Yes, so I have had a very good week.
Speaker 3: Excellent. And now I'm guessing that you my still work
Speaker 3: in the medium of checks. You've got some checks?
Speaker 14: Yes, you are right. I send chicks to my great
Speaker 14: grandchildren every year for their birthdays in Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh blessed tucked inside the card. Yeah, yeah, I used
Speaker 3: to get that. Myrish grandmother used to do that. Semi
Speaker 3: a check. Yeah, Cashi is.
Speaker 5: A lot easier for them then going to the banking.
Speaker 3: The Russians can be intercepted by the Ruskies.
Speaker 14: Well, it's better than doing online banking.
Speaker 3: You're not a fan American of online banking. What do
Speaker 3: you worry about? They're going to take your money? That's
Speaker 3: that's right, Marian's millions.
Speaker 5: There are a lot of scams online.
Speaker 3: We don't want to see a weeping Marian in a
Speaker 3: current affair because some radio shows herded to go online
Speaker 3: with the banking. I don't want to be in that world.
Speaker 14: About eight scam calls a day on my phone?
Speaker 3: You're joking, No, that's awful. You're getting eight to day.
Speaker 3: I reckon the scam. People are swapping your number going.
Speaker 3: She's going to break at some point, easy Marians.
Speaker 5: Millions, Marian, I don't even answer no, you don't, you
Speaker 5: don't know, you don't answering to me. I don't answer
Speaker 5: unfamiliar numbers.
Speaker 14: Into the maid because it comes up on my phone
Speaker 14: or it comes up suspected scam.
Speaker 3: Isn't that awful because you're right, A lot of people
Speaker 3: won't be as sharp as you and they fall for this.
Speaker 3: They lose their money.
Speaker 14: Charge me on my phone scam or fraud.
Speaker 3: It's going to be our new competition on the show.
Speaker 3: Got the new one. Let's take it live tomorrow, SCA Marion,
Speaker 3: thank you very much to calling the show.
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: By the way, if there's anyone listened to the show
Speaker 3: right now who works and runs the MCG or knows
Speaker 3: somebody high up that does, please get them to email
Speaker 3: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We
Speaker 3: have an idea. We need an inn at the MCG.
Speaker 3: I remember a couple years ago we tried to hire
Speaker 3: the MCG and for twenty thousand dollars and I had
Speaker 3: to agree to host a corporate event at some point
Speaker 3: in the next twelve months. We could have access to
Speaker 3: I'm not making this up the car park. Imagine a big,
Speaker 3: big show this Friday, MCG car parking, a bloody could
Speaker 3: be car park anywhere and I won't even believe us.
Speaker 3: We are at the MCG. No, you're not, man, You're
Speaker 3: just in some dark underground cars.
Speaker 5: It was we wanted to do some sort of kicking competition.
Speaker 5: The heart of the car park is barely.
Speaker 3: Twenty thousand, two thousand anyway, Is anyone listening who works
Speaker 3: for the MCG now? Pictures of Kate and just came
Speaker 3: bounding in and because this morning we've been talking about
Speaker 3: checks and they are still a thing, won't be able
Speaker 3: to use them after twenty thirty. She started telling us
Speaker 3: a story about her family, someone in the family tree
Speaker 3: involving checks, and it was so incredible the story. It's
Speaker 3: too good just to waste it in the studio. Other
Speaker 3: ears need to hear this, Caitlin. So you've been looking
Speaker 3: into your family history.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I interviewed my great aunts because I wanted
Speaker 8: to write a family history book, and they were telling
Speaker 8: me all these fantastic story.
Speaker 3: By the way, what a great thing to do. I
Speaker 3: wonder if other people have done that. And are you
Speaker 3: recording it like a journalist?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so back then I was. I was studying journalism,
Speaker 8: and I thought this would be lovely for the family
Speaker 8: for Christmas, and I can write anyway. I ended up
Speaker 8: losing all the audio.
Speaker 5: But I do remember, right, Okay, story lost forever.
Speaker 8: It actually is because they've all passed away. Now It's okay, though,
Speaker 8: great story to come. So anyway, they were telling me
Speaker 8: this story about one of our dodgy uncles. He used
Speaker 8: to go and rent homes and then the guys would
Speaker 8: chase them and be like, you need to give us
Speaker 8: your check to pay for your rent. And what he'd
Speaker 8: do is he'd false a check send it to them,
Speaker 8: and that night, at midnight, they'd skip the house, chickens, kids,
Speaker 8: everything all in the back of the cart, and they'd.
Speaker 3: Go to my other arm to leave under the colors
Speaker 3: with chickens, the noisy than kids, the trail of feathers.
Speaker 1: Uncle.
Speaker 3: My aunt was.
Speaker 8: Telling us his story because she's like, oh, so annoying,
Speaker 8: Uncle Donnie. You'd always be living at our house because
Speaker 8: he'd skipped another house the week before, and so he
Speaker 8: was just known for it.
Speaker 5: Oh god, So did.
Speaker 3: You say there was another story to come?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 8: I mean there's other stories about my family that are
Speaker 8: pretty dodgy, but that was the main one.
Speaker 3: You got to start your own podcast series, all right,
Speaker 3: I've just see Storiesmaca. Thank you for that one.
Speaker 9: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now, the next half. Now, this show is dedicated
Speaker 3: to one thing only, stories of you piffing various things
Speaker 3: or something being piffed towards you. It could be an
Speaker 3: incoming piff, outgoing or incoming piffs. This word came up
Speaker 3: yesterday when one of you when we were talking about
Speaker 3: destroying and taking on and fighting inanimal objects, and someone
Speaker 3: was saying, now that they're one of those big old
Speaker 3: heavy metallic cake mixes and was clanking and that she
Speaker 3: just piffed it. She just threw it, which when they
Speaker 3: weigh a ton, which is quite amazing piffing to do.
Speaker 3: So today we want more piffs stories. Now we even
Speaker 3: have made produce. Rio has gone into the studio. Humans
Speaker 3: have put time out of their day into making this.
Speaker 3: Please appreciate this is how important we take piffing stories
Speaker 3: two options. First of all, A if your room bobon,
Speaker 3: turn on, you must be fit.
Speaker 7: If your mixed muster board respond, you must fit.
Speaker 3: Good, very good sing along everyone. That's a or what
Speaker 3: about be ah.
Speaker 6: Piffing good, piff it.
Speaker 3: Real good choices. But the thing is we need the stories.
Speaker 3: Piff it good nine four one four one o four
Speaker 3: three called the piff line. Now, piffer pats, what have
Speaker 3: you got for us?
Speaker 4: I was the piffer. So we used to have a cat.
Speaker 4: A dear old, no.
Speaker 3: No cat, You're not piffing the cat.
Speaker 7: Hear me out.
Speaker 3: Sometimes some of your stories are a little bit rough
Speaker 3: and ready.
Speaker 4: Hear me out.
Speaker 5: What you think is acceptable in the country isn't always
Speaker 5: how we sits out the front of the bill.
Speaker 4: I was in the kitchen one evening preparing dinner, and
Speaker 4: I could hear this god almighty cat fight out in
Speaker 4: our front garden, like raf really really full on. So
Speaker 4: I ran out and there was the next door neighbor's cat,
Speaker 4: this horrible black thing. It was having a go at
Speaker 4: our cat and had her baled up in the corner
Speaker 4: of the house out the front verandah, so I got
Speaker 4: the closest thing, which happened to be the door snake.
Speaker 4: Swung it up around my head like Kevin she with
Speaker 4: a guernsey, and like through it. This stupid cat got
Speaker 4: about six meters away, didn't get the cat hit the fence,
Speaker 4: cat ran away, and our cat ran away in the
Speaker 4: other direction.
Speaker 5: So there was still some intended animal cruelty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I just it was designed just to.
Speaker 3: Piff the door snaked, all right, piffer post, what have
Speaker 3: you got?
Speaker 5: When we were kids, my dad used to hate this
Speaker 5: next door neighbor who had bought the lot next to
Speaker 5: us and tore down the house and they were building
Speaker 5: a new place, and he didn't like that the builders
Speaker 5: started too early, finished too late, left rubbish out and
Speaker 5: that sort of thing. So when he was clearing up
Speaker 5: the dog poo at night, he used to piff the
Speaker 5: dog poo over the fence into the neighbors pool that
Speaker 5: didn't have water.
Speaker 3: Poo, piff it good, all right? Then the bases are
Speaker 3: loaded calling now nine four one four one o four
Speaker 3: three One more thing you need to know so far
Speaker 3: this week we haven't given away. When am I talking
Speaker 3: about one thousand dollars instant cash for Call of the week,
Speaker 3: it could go to your piff story.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Andy, when you get a moment and then good research,
Speaker 3: please call us back. We need to hear and story
Speaker 3: about piffing. It involves an actual staircase being piffed. We
Speaker 3: need to have the story, Andy, nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three. Your story's about piffing something, Carolin,
Speaker 3: good morning, welcome to the show. Oh, good morning guys,
Speaker 3: Good morning count in. And what's your piffing story?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 1: I was actually the piffee oh darn.
Speaker 15: And I was working at a cafe in Sankston and
Speaker 15: a gentleman, who shall we say was it in a
Speaker 15: chemically altered state right pushed in front of the line
Speaker 15: and I said to him, you can't do that, you.
Speaker 16: Have to wait.
Speaker 15: And we had we had jars of biscuits on the counter.
Speaker 15: So he picked up one of the jars of biscuits
Speaker 15: and threw it at me.
Speaker 3: What my god, I could have really hurt you.
Speaker 15: Well, I did a bit of a Matrix style move,
Speaker 15: go to the side cookies and jar went flying behind
Speaker 15: me and smashed and cookies went everywhere, and Hen and
Speaker 15: I just looked at each other for a few minutes
Speaker 15: and he turned and walked away.
Speaker 3: You're right, what do you do after that? What's your
Speaker 3: next move? Genius? Okay, you ruined everyone's cookies as well,
Speaker 3: and imagine they be customers like scrambling around the floor,
Speaker 3: tr I get free cookies.
Speaker 13: Cookies.
Speaker 15: Yes, I was nearly guessed by biscuits.
Speaker 3: Count and thank you very much your story. Thanks acre
Speaker 3: On the show mate. Have a good day you do, bye, Mary,
Speaker 3: Good morning Mary.
Speaker 16: Yes, hi, guys, I have a piff story that I
Speaker 16: still cringed about. But it was about thirty years ago.
Speaker 16: I was at my school Fate and I had lined
Speaker 16: up and got a really good wrapped up crape to eat,
Speaker 16: and I was really excited about it. But while I
Speaker 16: was before I ate it, I went and lined up
Speaker 16: for the gum boot throwing competition. And so I'm lining
Speaker 16: up with my gum boot and I had my crape
Speaker 16: in my hand and guess which one I accidentally keep?
Speaker 3: You started a new event with us, genius, Mary.
Speaker 1: In front of the whole school.
Speaker 16: My rape got in and they had to stop and
Speaker 16: clean it up.
Speaker 3: And yeah, because they make ahead of a mess of
Speaker 3: guessing a creep in flight, Being piffed is a mess
Speaker 3: or that go inside.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I still hint about that.
Speaker 3: Mary, great study, thanks for calling. All right, I's got
Speaker 3: a Susan now good on and Susan.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys. My husband was a prolific piffer of anything
Speaker 1: he could get his hands on.
Speaker 3: What a great start for all. This is great, okay.
Speaker 3: One of his greatest hits are piffing.
Speaker 1: The best one was we were in Tasmania. We had
Speaker 1: a forball drive at the time when the speed tire
Speaker 1: was on the roof of the car where we were staying.
Speaker 1: The side of the hill was very, very sticky. He
Speaker 1: couldn't walk down it, you'd fall over. We've got a
Speaker 1: flat tire. He'd climbed on the roof to get the
Speaker 1: tire off, but he'd undone the tie and then with
Speaker 1: the nuts and everything, you know the way to before
Speaker 1: will drive tire. He dropped this thing on his fingers
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 10: Roof of the car.
Speaker 1: He's then with all of his circul might, picked this
Speaker 1: wheel up threw it down the bank. It gets better, Christians.
Speaker 1: It bounced like a little kid's toys for about three
Speaker 1: hundred meters down the bank, and it continued. But the
Speaker 1: worst part was he had to go and get it
Speaker 1: because he needed it.
Speaker 3: This is like a Sisyphus reverse. He rolled it down
Speaker 3: there they were going to go back up the reverse Sisyphus. Incredible.
Speaker 1: I was actually up inside the place where we were
Speaker 1: staying at the time, and I was watching it from
Speaker 1: the window and I'm going, I'm not coming outside. I'm
Speaker 1: not coming outside.
Speaker 3: What if Shane, there's no video of this that would
Speaker 3: have on Australia's Funniest Home Videos. I'm not saying must
Speaker 3: have been a strong guy, because chuck it. They put
Speaker 3: those tis in the gym, don't they to just to
Speaker 3: flip them. They don't pick one up and chuck it.
Speaker 1: He was quite strong. There's many other things he used
Speaker 1: to like, we need to crack it with you. Remember
Speaker 1: how we used to have the wall phones.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, one of them didn't get pissed it.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 1: He used to hang them up and off the wall
Speaker 1: and then from there the bits would get pissed across
Speaker 1: the room outside. He only got angry at himself, but
Speaker 1: and thankfully no one else was every in the way
Speaker 1: at the time.
Speaker 3: But they picked up and piffed down a mountain in
Speaker 3: Tasmania and then pushed back up. Listen, Susan, this is
Speaker 3: such a great story. You've just won one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: You're our instant corner of the week.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 3: Open the window. We're going to piff the cash to
Speaker 3: you right now. It's such a funny story, really really
Speaker 3: made us laugh. Thank you so much. A pick up
Speaker 3: the phone sharing that today as well. Enjoy your one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 10: Oh we'll do.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for it to be so helpful.
Speaker 3: Great, a lovely start to hear, Susan. Thanks you story.
Speaker 3: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: Two of those things.
Speaker 3: Every time we hear a great call, we give you
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars for a call of the week. Or
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Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 7: Do you have a name that's a pain? A name
Speaker 7: you always need to explain?
Speaker 6: Well, we've made my name as in game.
Speaker 3: Lines are open now if you want to play. It
Speaker 3: goes like this, Caller one, what is the clue?
Speaker 5: As in an alcoholic drink beer, wine, spirits?
Speaker 1: No, no, nope, nope, tequila no.
Speaker 10: Do you want a clue. Yes, it's for old people.
Speaker 3: Sherry. Caller two, your clue, please, Mountain everest. Caller three,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 14: Say this is my son's name and it's a tart
Speaker 14: of Australian wood.
Speaker 3: Jeron, we'll played team. There was some good guests in
Speaker 3: last week. Everybody, Patty you ready.
Speaker 4: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, you prime. Let's do it, all right, let's
Speaker 3: play it nine four one four one O four three.
Speaker 3: Obviously we don't know your name. That's the game, so
Speaker 3: you will be going. Caller one, Caller two, Caller three.
Speaker 3: By the way, I've just noticed. So I was out
Speaker 3: making a cup of tea. One of our producers has
Speaker 3: a like a four foot toilet plunger under their desk.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to ask Caitlin because you know where
Speaker 3: you decide just leave it, because I felt like even
Speaker 3: just talk about will unplunge some chaos. I was just
Speaker 3: like what anyway? All right? Caller one, good.
Speaker 14: Morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: My name is hes in Army rank major sergeant lieutenant general. Yes,
Speaker 3: which one major major major major? Later?
Speaker 16: No, just I'm not telling.
Speaker 3: You Sue major. Sorry, your name is Sue major something major?
Speaker 3: You know? I got that.
Speaker 5: Yes, she ain't gonna tell you.
Speaker 3: Go get go, get the puncher. Let's go to corner too.
Speaker 3: Coller two, good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian and Chane.
Speaker 1: My name as in marriage, wedding, hitch todd, damn it?
Speaker 3: Yes, which one wedding hitched wedding you straight away? Usual
Speaker 3: shame on the tea. There needs to be some resistance.
Speaker 3: That's like picking up no dumbbell. You need at least
Speaker 3: a couple of keynoes kill me.
Speaker 5: They did that fairly fus things where it's like marriage
Speaker 5: reminds you of what word it would be one hundred
Speaker 5: percent of people saying wedding.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm scared to ask your name now in
Speaker 3: case we're getting that strange scene now with the mystery
Speaker 3: major nine four one four one o four three, give
Speaker 3: us a call. We'll take some calls next.
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell show gone podcast.
Speaker 3: Brandy time waste to coming up in fifteen minutes time
Speaker 3: right now. Round two of the name game, as in
Speaker 3: if your name is a bit of a pain, and
Speaker 3: whenever you call someone, you always have that go to
Speaker 3: one line that is very well rehearsed. You have to
Speaker 3: do it most days of your life. We turn that
Speaker 3: into the game. You give us the one line, we
Speaker 3: work backwards, trot to guess what your name is? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three. If you're trying
Speaker 3: to try and catch us out, we ready to go again,
Speaker 3: Round two, Guy cooler one. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Oh welcome, Thank you, welcome.
Speaker 3: And all right, what's the clue to your name?
Speaker 13: It's nicole as in a bee honey, just.
Speaker 3: A little bit hard.
Speaker 5: What is the kids going on?
Speaker 3: We're doing the demo mojack okay, second on that a right,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Nicole honey. For those that can
Speaker 3: make up spy name for mostern powers. Good morning corner too,
Speaker 3: good morning morning.
Speaker 16: My last name as in.
Speaker 17: Karma, chameleon, com boy, George, no culture, nice lizard.
Speaker 5: Does it have anything to do with com a chameleon?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, cold blooded?
Speaker 5: Oh I am but no tail, scaly karma come?
Speaker 3: Oh oh I meant like chameleon. No karma as in
Speaker 3: something coming back and then she coming back out.
Speaker 16: Come c O m A a comma.
Speaker 4: Back No another time?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 5: Shall we come in around the mountain when she comes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the answer.
Speaker 4: Are they here?
Speaker 5: I think Australian sayings, come come a long way from
Speaker 5: our immigrant homes.
Speaker 16: You might be a bit young, Jack, I think, I think, Patsy,
Speaker 16: you think you are saying comer.
Speaker 3: Oh you've got no idea now that we're swinging all
Speaker 3: the pendeum sat going too far the other way? Now,
Speaker 3: what is the answer?
Speaker 1: Cropper?
Speaker 10: Come a cropper?
Speaker 3: To come a cropper? What does I mean to fall over?
Speaker 3: Maybe fall on your own humorous dare? I say?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, thank you very much. Reell let's get
Speaker 3: to call the three. Come morning, Call of three. Hopefully
Speaker 3: we'll split the difference. Now we're dialing in today, Call
Speaker 3: the three. Welcome to the name game.
Speaker 14: Hi, my name is.
Speaker 10: In a reboot of a famous.
Speaker 5: Sitcom Frasier The Office, No Joey, No.
Speaker 4: Friends, where the awesome Twins made their debut house Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, sorry, yes.
Speaker 3: Fuller no today? No, Yeah, that's me. You called my name?
Speaker 3: So your surname is Fuller? Yes, got there, We got
Speaker 3: that great one. Thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 3: Have a good day you too. For some reason, we're
Speaker 3: going back to cool the one. It's good of four,
Speaker 3: isn't it? Call a four? Good morning, Good morning all right, then,
Speaker 3: what's the clue to your name?
Speaker 10: Lion King?
Speaker 5: Cats, no jungle Main, no Pride, Tiger, no.
Speaker 3: Apex, no.
Speaker 12: Simba, no move fast, Oh, dear circle of life.
Speaker 3: These days we have another here.
Speaker 10: Oh, this is usually the go to line that I
Speaker 10: use at work when people can't understand what my my name?
Speaker 3: No zoo the phone, no wild No.
Speaker 10: As soon as I say, you're going to be like,
Speaker 10: oh my god.
Speaker 5: Say it lion King.
Speaker 10: No line, you say it?
Speaker 5: Lion Tamer?
Speaker 9: Yes, who.
Speaker 3: Win winter Chicken in a very good skills Lion Tayler. Yeah,
Speaker 3: your surname Tamer.
Speaker 10: No, my first name is Tamar.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: A lot of people spell it incorrectly. So that's where
Speaker 10: I use lion Tamer because that's the correct spelling.
Speaker 3: Right, gotcha? Yeah yeah, because I know it's.
Speaker 10: A mere Yeah okay, great, yeah, great man.
Speaker 3: That's why I've got this joke. You know, stuff like
Speaker 3: that on top of my head. Just come up with it.
Speaker 3: Others can't. I can't thank you very much. To have
Speaker 3: a good curve at last, well.
Speaker 9: Done, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Less Flaggon More Dragon. You'd have to have a pretty
Speaker 3: good knowledge of many of your references to.
Speaker 5: That want to work flagging something you drink.
Speaker 3: It was a medieval drinking vessel.
Speaker 5: Yes, a flag, and I am sick of of those flaggings.
Speaker 3: But there we are. Let's flag you more dragon. All right,
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Speaker 3: Keith is coming. I guarantee this. There'll be no productivity
Speaker 3: at work today. You'll be doing this Inferno game. You
Speaker 3: can't get out your head. I don't know when my
Speaker 3: mind's going to be clear again. I think I've actually
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Speaker 3: tomorrow and we'll have review. It was good enough for
Speaker 3: the world's number one tennis player, Yannick Sinner? Is it
Speaker 3: good enough for me? Tonight at six o'clock on behalf
Speaker 3: of this radio show and all you listeners. I will
Speaker 3: dedicate sometime if I must, and I must to try
Speaker 3: this pizza that Janick Sinner likes so much that he
Speaker 3: drove from the CBD to baw Morris. There's a trip
Speaker 3: of around fifteen minutes round about an hour. So this
Speaker 3: week Rio came in producer Rea when he was saying
Speaker 3: one of his friends claims that he saw Yanick Sinner
Speaker 3: joining a pizza and a pizza Rea in Bau Morris
Speaker 3: and we were like, come on, you know he could
Speaker 3: have one. A fine chef Johnny from Grady can come
Speaker 3: in and make it for him. He's the world's number
Speaker 3: one tennis player. Then a load of you said no, no, no,
Speaker 3: he goes there. He really likes it. Someone sent me
Speaker 3: a proof of the photo of two smiling proprieties with
Speaker 3: the world number one tennis player, Yanick Cinner. So I thought,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go along. And it's only fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: when I live. I go to a website yesterday and
Speaker 3: then one of these places where you can't book a
Speaker 3: table online, you know, you gotta call them. So it's
Speaker 3: about four o'clock and I think I'm guessing it'd be
Speaker 3: an arts machine. No, very charmingly excitable Italian man, one
Speaker 3: of the owners, Antonio. I start chatting to Antonio and
Speaker 3: I really want to try this pizza, and he goes,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, you go in the radio, and I go, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he goes. He goes at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: someone send us and he starts. I actually thought the
Speaker 3: TV was on the background with a woman talking. There
Speaker 3: was a woman's voice suddenly was very loud. Right. And
Speaker 3: then in a couple of seconds later, I'm chatting to
Speaker 3: his wife. He goes, Julia god Won of fop by
Speaker 3: three and he goes, someone sent us a link to
Speaker 3: the podcast yesterday and we were laughing to this who
Speaker 3: we make the pizza and the doll? It's the man now,
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. And he goes, can he speak
Speaker 3: to my wife? She's finding this incredible, and like, OK,
Speaker 3: I just want to.
Speaker 5: Know what time can I come in for a Peter.
Speaker 3: Speak to his wife Julia? Right, And here's the story. Right,
Speaker 3: six years ago they had a place in South Yarra
Speaker 3: and Annick Sinner comes in once because he's heard they
Speaker 3: do great pizza every year since then for six years.
Speaker 3: And he's then he must have been only like eighteen
Speaker 3: or something. He has come from it. So they've relocated
Speaker 3: note to bo Morris. They've been there I think about
Speaker 3: two years. His team literally texted and going where's the
Speaker 3: new address? They now drive out to bow Morris. So
Speaker 3: what does he have? I want that tomorrow because well
Speaker 3: he's got his own pizza. It's the Yannick Sinner go, great,
Speaker 3: what is it? It's marguerite with proscutio. It's not exactly
Speaker 3: didn't invent it? Yeah, so tonight, and I'm going to
Speaker 3: buy one as well to bring it in for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Now I know it'd be cold pizza. Have we got
Speaker 3: any way to warm it up? What have we got?
Speaker 7: Many people in the office use the sandwich toaster to.
Speaker 3: Crisp Antonio, the guy's a very proud, very proud calibration.
Speaker 3: He won one pizza been ruined like that. It's not
Speaker 3: a toasty We had a.
Speaker 5: Wood fire pizza oven.
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 7: I mean it could be long gone, it could.
Speaker 3: Be not far away with the cash pole. Has anyone
Speaker 3: got a camping oven? No, Caitlin, have you've got a
Speaker 3: camping of him?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 8: I have a wood fire pizza oven. And goden' he
Speaker 8: that's too.
Speaker 3: Big and listen, that's what we need, that kind of thinking.
Speaker 8: But we also have an air fry well, we don't kiss.
Speaker 8: Does they have an air fryer in their fancy kitchen?
Speaker 5: We so gold that gold microphone ring in the wood
Speaker 5: five pizza of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How is it?
Speaker 8: No? It's pretty small, like you can take a camping poppet.
Speaker 8: I could pop it here, but it's a gas so
Speaker 8: I have to do it outsider.
Speaker 5: That's fine. No, No, you can use a gas insie,
Speaker 5: can't you?
Speaker 8: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: On behalf of management. Absolutely not us in the morning
Speaker 3: when we're a little bit tired and fumbly. Anyway, it's
Speaker 3: a miracle that lets near microphones, gas canisters, radio stations
Speaker 3: that you don't want those two meeting now, So we
Speaker 3: have to go out the front of the building to
Speaker 3: make it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 8: Actually does take about thirty minutes just to heat up
Speaker 8: to four hundred degrees.
Speaker 7: But that all right.
Speaker 3: We'll start turn it on at six and then mama eight,
Speaker 3: it'll be cooking at a good temperature. You can have
Speaker 3: your pizza.
Speaker 8: It'll be done in sixty seconds. It's that temp.
Speaker 3: I'm back tomorrow morning with a Yannick Sinner
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