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Speaker 1: Got anything dead.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian o. Connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Patria.

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Speaker 4: Jones, Good morning, Christian O'Connell and Jack Post.

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Speaker 5: Good to see your pathy.

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Speaker 3: Let's start about what we get up to during the

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Speaker 3: seat because producer Rio is telling me now that you

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Speaker 3: is this a new thing, wearing a night guard?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like everyone has to start wearing them recently,

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Speaker 6: those plastic it's almost like a mouthguard.

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Speaker 7: You have to wear it at night to stop you chewing.

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Speaker 3: This is a sign that you're starting to get ready

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Speaker 3: for becoming middle aged. No stress, no, no, no, this

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Speaker 3: is the stress of being an adult now and the

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Speaker 3: carefree days. The sun is setting, Rio and I.

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Speaker 5: Think it's to stop you grinding. Stop your chewing. Makes

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Speaker 5: it sound like you're trying to eat in the middle

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Speaker 5: of the night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a different condition that you need different treatment for.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I've got one of those because I grind my teeth

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Speaker 4: and I've actually got cracks in both my two front

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Speaker 4: teeth from doing it. Yeah, like fine, little.

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Speaker 3: How long have you been wearing that four?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't wear.

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Speaker 3: It like quite long term.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've got to wear it everything.

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Speaker 3: So about two because I was getting trible jaw pain

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Speaker 3: and so and then it's because it's supposed to be

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Speaker 3: a pattern interrupts her. So after a while it's to

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Speaker 3: stop you doing it and then you can take Then

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Speaker 3: I started taking magnesium before going to sleep. Pats of

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Speaker 3: that that made a massive difference as well.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's yeah, I've got to get in to the magnesium.

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Speaker 3: Because it's like I think, it's all sometimes like a

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Speaker 3: nervous tick. You're like literally chewing over the day. So yes,

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Speaker 3: with Patsy it's like nemesis and being into the news

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Speaker 3: is exclusive bloody nova. All the jobs you didn't get.

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Speaker 5: She wakes up in the morning, the retainer's mango.

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Speaker 3: Lips all chewed off. This is blood.

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Speaker 6: Be honest, Patsy, how often do you wear yours? Because

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Speaker 6: this is like my third or four.

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Speaker 4: It's in my bathroom drawer and I have since before

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Speaker 4: Christmas to be what. Yeah, I'm terrible.

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Speaker 3: They suck.

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Speaker 7: I hate wearing them and I think even.

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Speaker 3: And in a relationship, it's something you at what point

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Speaker 3: do you say good night for the last time you

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Speaker 3: reach in and put that in.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's a real It puts a real on anything.

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Speaker 6: If any activities are going to happen.

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Speaker 5: We've got we've got double that at the moment, because

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Speaker 5: Yank's got the retainer and I've got the sea pap machines.

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Speaker 3: For some people that might be maybe that's where how

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Speaker 3: they get their kicks.

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Speaker 7: You have to be like, are you are we actually

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Speaker 7: are sleeping?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, it's almoch that you're in a

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Speaker 3: space port. You got to take away astronaut the breathing apparatus,

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Speaker 3: no turning back, and so do you sleepwalk?

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Speaker 6: And also yeah, so this morning I woke up and

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Speaker 6: I didn't have my mouth guard in. I put it

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Speaker 3: Must have Do you think do you think your partner

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Speaker 3: will put it there? Because just enough out of the door,

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Speaker 3: just pef it.

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Speaker 6: In like a far right corner, so I would have

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Speaker 7: And then I guess just.

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Speaker 3: Like it's an amazing the things we do while we're asleep.

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Speaker 5: Did you know you were a sleepwalker.

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Speaker 7: I'm an occasional sleepwalker. Yes, I used to.

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Speaker 3: Lay occasional sleepwalker.

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Speaker 7: When I was young.

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Speaker 6: When I was a teenager, I used to leave I

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Speaker 6: was a terrible sleepwalker, would leave stuff all around the house.

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Speaker 7: I haven't done it in a long time.

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Speaker 4: I'm like scene out of step brothers.

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Speaker 3: In the kitchen and then where they disturbed them and

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Speaker 3: turned the lightshot one of the funniest scenes ever.

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Speaker 5: You got to set a camera up. I would be

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Speaker 5: so interested if I knew that I'd been up in

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Speaker 7: Remember, yeah, we don't have any cameras, but maybe you will.

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Speaker 4: I'd be worried because you've got a balcony. You were like,

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Speaker 3: I always news mate in there story out the window.

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Speaker 7: We locked the door. Now I'm scared to go to sleep.

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Speaker 3: Well, I remember interviewing this a brilliant comedian, Mike Bibiglia,

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Speaker 3: and he wrote a book and made a Netflix special

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Speaker 3: Sleepwalk with Me. He sleepwalks. He's got a really serious condition.

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Speaker 3: He now his wife has to zip him in and

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Speaker 3: almost lock him into a like a bean bag.

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Speaker 5: Sleeping bag made himself that he seals.

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Speaker 3: Himself into it so he can't get out and go sleep.

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Speaker 3: Because once he was on tour and he was on

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Speaker 3: the second floor of a hotel and he jumped out

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Speaker 3: the window. Luckily, he just had lacerations that he survived.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I want to go to sleeping night and

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Speaker 5: to your tethered to the bed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a separate game that they do. Jack.

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Speaker 2: That's every night actually a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: My Nieces gave birth last week to her first daughter,

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Speaker 3: beautiful girl called Ocean, and I was catching up with

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Speaker 3: her the other day over the weekend. How's it all

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Speaker 3: going in the you know what it's like passed. He's

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Speaker 3: just exhausted and excited, emotional and it's it's amazing.

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Speaker 5: What does it make you? Are you a great I

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Speaker 5: don't know.

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Speaker 3: Actually I try to google it the other day. So

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Speaker 3: it's my sister in law's daughter, so I'm you're her uncle.

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Speaker 3: She calls me uncle Christian.

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Speaker 5: You might be a great uncle.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think.

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Speaker 3: That that's what it said on Google, and I shut

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Speaker 8: No, no, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Want to be great anything yet. I've always aspired to

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Speaker 3: be great now and is doing it in age, and

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be that kind of great. No,

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Speaker 3: not a great uncle. No, they're like Christian. You think

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Speaker 3: a decrepit old great, very frail man. Yeah, Uncle Christian. No,

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Speaker 3: he said, what I am. I think you're This is

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Speaker 3: devastating new second break in guys, this is bad Thursday

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Speaker 3: vibes already a great uncle. Anyway, she I reckon, she's

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Speaker 3: coined a new phrase. She's been sleep ordering stuff. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: her husband told me right, She did not remember any

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Speaker 3: of this. Suddenly there was a knock at the door

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Speaker 3: about five am. She's obviously doing the feeding during the

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Speaker 3: night of the night, falling asleep. There was a knock

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Speaker 3: in Dubai and he's diddy in in. There where a

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Speaker 3: into bayrol And and he was like, who are those for?

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Speaker 3: And he was like, all termaiss up my wife and

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Speaker 3: he woke home and there's a guy with eight coconuts.

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Speaker 3: You don't order it actually went, oh my god, yeah

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Speaker 3: I did feel I don't really remember, I think, so

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Speaker 3: check the phone. She'd ordered eight coconuts. There's no room

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Speaker 3: in the fridge or anymore. So, yeah, you can try

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Speaker 3: that one next time Chris catches you out. Nail in

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Speaker 3: the credit card. Now I must have done that. It's

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Speaker 3: a deep it's the it's the thing, the grinding, the ordering,

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Speaker 3: they're all part of the same condition, Caitlin, what does

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Speaker 3: your partner do during the night? Then she's a sleepwalker?

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Speaker 8: No, so she wears he plugs to sleep because she

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Speaker 5: What do you mean, are you a big story?

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Speaker 8: I don't make a sound. I literally breathe, and she's like,

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Speaker 8: I can't handle it, Like it's.

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Speaker 3: These Yeah, my wife. My wife has an imask and

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Speaker 3: sometimes those ear plugs. I said, it's like sleeping with

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Speaker 3: someone who's at Guantanamo. I said, it's really spooky during

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Speaker 3: the night. You're like, have I kidnapped her? This is

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Speaker 3: my wife and there were hammers? Is sometimes they need

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Speaker 3: two hundred years.

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Speaker 8: So every now and then she'll wake up and she

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Speaker 8: has one of the earplugs in her mouth shows she's

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Speaker 3: A gun, so she just gonn choke on them.

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Speaker 9: I know, I know.

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Speaker 8: And sometimes I'll find them on my pillow or like she'll.

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Speaker 3: Have the mename, I need to get it. Get us

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Speaker 3: some of these big, old old school radio headphones we had.

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Speaker 3: You could never choke on these. There's so much to choose.

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Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian on Yesterdays Show, you're asking us anyone, no wad

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Speaker 3: A snotty gobbler chook up version. It's a version of

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Speaker 3: Women's Weekly. Hope this sounds Narnie. Thank you very much, Christian.

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Speaker 3: I am asleep eater. It's a real problem. I'm a

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Speaker 3: sleep Peter. One time I woke up in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the night and made jacket potatoes. Are you going

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 3: Are you evn in it? Beans? You even some nice

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Speaker 3: crete and cheese deal? This's list in the middle of

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Speaker 3: the night. I woke up next morning with a greasy

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Speaker 3: That's amazing, Christian. My sister's housemate was notorious for sleep ordering.

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Speaker 3: Door Dash to the house in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 3: especially Peza. That is incredible. We've got on the line here, Jesse.

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Speaker 3: What do you Good morning, Jesse?

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Speaker 3: Mind here gone, I'm good Jesse. So what do you

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Speaker 3: get up to during the night? You're sleepwalker?

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Speaker 11: No, so I'm a truck driver and I will sit

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Speaker 11: my sleep.

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Speaker 3: Is that every night? Or just when you've had a

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Speaker 11: Just when I've had a long day life, when I'm

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Speaker 11: a long day stressed out, I will sit up in bed.

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Speaker 11: Then I'll still pretend on at work, and it'll tape

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Speaker 11: my missus to wake me up and go go back

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Speaker 11: to play.

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Speaker 3: I can't. I'm halfwaycross another more. I've gotta keep going.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday we had one of these things. I'm sure if

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Speaker 3: you work for a big company you get a lot

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Speaker 3: of these, like a big all staff zoom thing. Jack

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Speaker 3: and obviously not part of that. Did you did you log?

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Speaker 3: Inn know how? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: How, of course I did. Sue reminded me, Se, the

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Speaker 4: boss reminded.

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Speaker 3: Me, you sat there grinding place sick like she came

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Speaker 3: and reminded, you sound like a threat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she said, don't forget, and I said, no, that's right,

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Speaker 3: Well, did you hear about the swearing that happened?

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Speaker 3: Years ago, we were very trustworthy people Christian up until

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Speaker 3: would have to go into the bank to withdraw money.

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Speaker 3: These days, you got that bank. They've got a bouncer.

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Speaker 3: As soon as you go in. What do you want?

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Speaker 3: You can do that that machine over there, get out

443
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Speaker 3: on the stream, do it like everybody else. They really

444
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Speaker 3: don't want It's not a greet. It's actually about so

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Speaker 3: go and get out. What are you wanting here, what's

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Speaker 3: your business? Yes? Anyway, back to Debbie's ninety four year

447
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Speaker 3: old grandmother that only had the passbook account, she would

448
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Speaker 3: have to go in the bank to withdraw money. We

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Speaker 3: convinced her to get a debit card. Debit card if

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Speaker 3: it sounds that's slightly old now, doesn't it? A debit card

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Speaker 3: and an online bank account, but she still goes into

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Speaker 3: the bank to get her money every week to pay

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Speaker 3: for a shopping Oh that is so the older generation

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Speaker 3: really don't try online banking, right. I tried to shift

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Speaker 3: my mum towards it. Right, so this will be a

456
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Speaker 3: lot easier. I can send you money. Not easan that

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Speaker 3: she went, I am not getting involved in that. The Russians.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you haven't got it getting in fired.

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Speaker 3: Right, you haven't got any money, right, you haven't got

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Speaker 3: any money that Russians aren't funding whatevery're up to. By

461
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Speaker 3: Jennifer O'Connor, retired former nurse. That's our white whale boy.

462
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that Russians could be listening. Chrissy, my

463
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Speaker 3: partner used to work in retail. One day the f

464
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Speaker 3: pass machine went down. She pulled out the credit card

465
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Speaker 3: embossing machine also known as the click clack, that big

466
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Speaker 3: old thing about you still way about ten knos these things.

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Speaker 3: The eighteen and nineteen year olds working that day looked

468
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Speaker 3: at her like she discovered fire. Why she explained what

469
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Speaker 3: this ancient thing was? Oh? Is this an episode of

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Speaker 3: antiques road show? Christian. I'm a truck driver. I pick

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Speaker 3: up checks for deliveries every week. Kim, you need a

472
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Speaker 3: truck for They put them in the boot. You can't

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Speaker 3: cind the tiny little bits of paper truck going into

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Speaker 3: state with checks. Let's take some calls. Good morning, Tom,

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Speaker 3: We're good Tom. So checks are still a thing? Yeah? Absolutely.

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Speaker 10: I delivered to businesses, cafes and stuff and someone actually

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Speaker 10: paid yesterday with a check.

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Speaker 3: Now is that common thing? Was that only like once

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Speaker 3: or twice a year?

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Speaker 12: Tom?

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Speaker 10: Not common? That's yeah, maybe one or two a week.

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Speaker 5: That's still way more than I would have thought.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know it. Still apparently the government are they're

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Speaker 3: phasing about mother. The deadline is twenty thirty, So guys

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Speaker 3: enjoy the last few years were checking. We're in the

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Speaker 3: last heydays. The next five years.

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Speaker 5: We've got no checks. By a Brisbane olnic.

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Speaker 3: Tom, Thank you very much to store. Let's go to

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Speaker 3: Marry and good morning Marion.

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Speaker 10: Good morning guys. There are you're going.

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Speaker 3: We're good.

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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 3: Are you having a good week, Marian?

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Speaker 14: Yes, so I have had a very good week.

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Speaker 3: Excellent. And now I'm guessing that you my still work

496
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Speaker 3: in the medium of checks. You've got some checks?

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Speaker 14: Yes, you are right. I send chicks to my great

498
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Speaker 14: grandchildren every year for their birthdays in Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Oh blessed tucked inside the card. Yeah, yeah, I used

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Speaker 3: to get that. Myrish grandmother used to do that. Semi

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Speaker 3: a check. Yeah, Cashi is.

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Speaker 5: A lot easier for them then going to the banking.

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Speaker 3: The Russians can be intercepted by the Ruskies.

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Speaker 14: Well, it's better than doing online banking.

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Speaker 3: You're not a fan American of online banking. What do

506
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 3: you worry about? They're going to take your money? That's

507
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Speaker 3: that's right, Marian's millions.

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Speaker 5: There are a lot of scams online.

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Speaker 3: We don't want to see a weeping Marian in a

510
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Speaker 3: current affair because some radio shows herded to go online

511
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Speaker 3: with the banking. I don't want to be in that world.

512
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Speaker 14: About eight scam calls a day on my phone?

513
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Speaker 3: You're joking, No, that's awful. You're getting eight to day.

514
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 3: I reckon the scam. People are swapping your number going.

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Speaker 3: She's going to break at some point, easy Marians.

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Speaker 5: Millions, Marian, I don't even answer no, you don't, you

517
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Speaker 5: don't know, you don't answering to me. I don't answer

518
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Speaker 5: unfamiliar numbers.

519
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Speaker 14: Into the maid because it comes up on my phone

520
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Speaker 14: or it comes up suspected scam.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that awful because you're right, A lot of people

522
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 3: won't be as sharp as you and they fall for this.

523
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 3: They lose their money.

524
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Speaker 14: Charge me on my phone scam or fraud.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be our new competition on the show.

526
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Speaker 3: Got the new one. Let's take it live tomorrow, SCA Marion,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much to calling the show.

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Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 3: By the way, if there's anyone listened to the show

530
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Speaker 3: right now who works and runs the MCG or knows

531
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Speaker 3: somebody high up that does, please get them to email

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Speaker 3: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We

533
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Speaker 3: have an idea. We need an inn at the MCG.

534
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Speaker 3: I remember a couple years ago we tried to hire

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Speaker 3: the MCG and for twenty thousand dollars and I had

536
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Speaker 3: to agree to host a corporate event at some point

537
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Speaker 3: in the next twelve months. We could have access to

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Speaker 3: I'm not making this up the car park. Imagine a big,

539
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 3: big show this Friday, MCG car parking, a bloody could

540
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Speaker 3: be car park anywhere and I won't even believe us.

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Speaker 3: We are at the MCG. No, you're not, man, You're

542
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Speaker 3: just in some dark underground cars.

543
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Speaker 5: It was we wanted to do some sort of kicking competition.

544
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Speaker 5: The heart of the car park is barely.

545
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Speaker 3: Twenty thousand, two thousand anyway, Is anyone listening who works

546
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Speaker 3: for the MCG now? Pictures of Kate and just came

547
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Speaker 3: bounding in and because this morning we've been talking about

548
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 3: checks and they are still a thing, won't be able

549
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Speaker 3: to use them after twenty thirty. She started telling us

550
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Speaker 3: a story about her family, someone in the family tree

551
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Speaker 3: involving checks, and it was so incredible the story. It's

552
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Speaker 3: too good just to waste it in the studio. Other

553
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Speaker 3: ears need to hear this, Caitlin. So you've been looking

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Speaker 3: into your family history.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so I interviewed my great aunts because I wanted

556
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Speaker 8: to write a family history book, and they were telling

557
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Speaker 8: me all these fantastic story.

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Speaker 3: By the way, what a great thing to do. I

559
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Speaker 3: wonder if other people have done that. And are you

560
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Speaker 3: recording it like a journalist?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so back then I was. I was studying journalism,

562
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Speaker 8: and I thought this would be lovely for the family

563
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Speaker 8: for Christmas, and I can write anyway. I ended up

564
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Speaker 8: losing all the audio.

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Speaker 5: But I do remember, right, Okay, story lost forever.

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Speaker 8: It actually is because they've all passed away. Now It's okay, though,

567
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Speaker 8: great story to come. So anyway, they were telling me

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Speaker 8: this story about one of our dodgy uncles. He used

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Speaker 8: to go and rent homes and then the guys would

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Speaker 8: chase them and be like, you need to give us

571
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Speaker 8: your check to pay for your rent. And what he'd

572
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Speaker 8: do is he'd false a check send it to them,

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Speaker 8: and that night, at midnight, they'd skip the house, chickens, kids,

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Speaker 8: everything all in the back of the cart, and they'd.

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Speaker 3: Go to my other arm to leave under the colors

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Speaker 3: with chickens, the noisy than kids, the trail of feathers.

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Speaker 1: Uncle.

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Speaker 3: My aunt was.

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Speaker 8: Telling us his story because she's like, oh, so annoying,

580
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Speaker 8: Uncle Donnie. You'd always be living at our house because

581
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Speaker 8: he'd skipped another house the week before, and so he

582
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Speaker 8: was just known for it.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, So did.

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Speaker 3: You say there was another story to come?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 8: I mean there's other stories about my family that are

587
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Speaker 8: pretty dodgy, but that was the main one.

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Speaker 3: You got to start your own podcast series, all right,

589
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 3: I've just see Storiesmaca. Thank you for that one.

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Speaker 9: The Christian o'connall show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Right now, the next half. Now, this show is dedicated

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Speaker 3: to one thing only, stories of you piffing various things

593
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 3: or something being piffed towards you. It could be an

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00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 3: incoming piff, outgoing or incoming piffs. This word came up

595
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 3: yesterday when one of you when we were talking about

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Speaker 3: destroying and taking on and fighting inanimal objects, and someone

597
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 3: was saying, now that they're one of those big old

598
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 3: heavy metallic cake mixes and was clanking and that she

599
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 3: just piffed it. She just threw it, which when they

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Speaker 3: weigh a ton, which is quite amazing piffing to do.

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Speaker 3: So today we want more piffs stories. Now we even

602
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Speaker 3: have made produce. Rio has gone into the studio. Humans

603
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Speaker 3: have put time out of their day into making this.

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Speaker 3: Please appreciate this is how important we take piffing stories

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Speaker 3: two options. First of all, A if your room bobon,

606
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Speaker 3: turn on, you must be fit.

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Speaker 7: If your mixed muster board respond, you must fit.

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Speaker 3: Good, very good sing along everyone. That's a or what

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Speaker 3: about be ah.

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Speaker 6: Piffing good, piff it.

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Speaker 3: Real good choices. But the thing is we need the stories.

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Speaker 3: Piff it good nine four one four one o four

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Speaker 3: three called the piff line. Now, piffer pats, what have

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00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 3: you got for us?

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Speaker 4: I was the piffer. So we used to have a cat.

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00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 4: A dear old, no.

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Speaker 3: No cat, You're not piffing the cat.

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Speaker 7: Hear me out.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes some of your stories are a little bit rough

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Speaker 3: and ready.

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Speaker 4: Hear me out.

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Speaker 5: What you think is acceptable in the country isn't always

623
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Speaker 5: how we sits out the front of the bill.

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Speaker 4: I was in the kitchen one evening preparing dinner, and

625
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 4: I could hear this god almighty cat fight out in

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Speaker 4: our front garden, like raf really really full on. So

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Speaker 4: I ran out and there was the next door neighbor's cat,

628
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 4: this horrible black thing. It was having a go at

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Speaker 4: our cat and had her baled up in the corner

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Speaker 4: of the house out the front verandah, so I got

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Speaker 4: the closest thing, which happened to be the door snake.

632
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Speaker 4: Swung it up around my head like Kevin she with

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Speaker 4: a guernsey, and like through it. This stupid cat got

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Speaker 4: about six meters away, didn't get the cat hit the fence,

635
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Speaker 4: cat ran away, and our cat ran away in the

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Speaker 4: other direction.

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Speaker 5: So there was still some intended animal cruelty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I just it was designed just to.

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Speaker 3: Piff the door snaked, all right, piffer post, what have

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Speaker 3: you got?

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Speaker 5: When we were kids, my dad used to hate this

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Speaker 5: next door neighbor who had bought the lot next to

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Speaker 5: us and tore down the house and they were building

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Speaker 5: a new place, and he didn't like that the builders

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Speaker 5: started too early, finished too late, left rubbish out and

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Speaker 5: that sort of thing. So when he was clearing up

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Speaker 5: the dog poo at night, he used to piff the

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Speaker 5: dog poo over the fence into the neighbors pool that

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Speaker 5: didn't have water.

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Speaker 3: Poo, piff it good, all right? Then the bases are

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Speaker 3: loaded calling now nine four one four one o four

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Speaker 3: three One more thing you need to know so far

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Speaker 3: this week we haven't given away. When am I talking

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Speaker 3: about one thousand dollars instant cash for Call of the week,

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Speaker 3: it could go to your piff story.

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Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Andy, when you get a moment and then good research,

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Speaker 3: please call us back. We need to hear and story

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Speaker 3: about piffing. It involves an actual staircase being piffed. We

660
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 3: need to have the story, Andy, nine four one four

661
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: one o four three. Your story's about piffing something, Carolin,

662
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: good morning, welcome to the show. Oh, good morning guys,

663
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 3: Good morning count in. And what's your piffing story?

664
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 9: Well?

665
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: I was actually the piffee oh darn.

666
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 15: And I was working at a cafe in Sankston and

667
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 15: a gentleman, who shall we say was it in a

668
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 15: chemically altered state right pushed in front of the line

669
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 15: and I said to him, you can't do that, you.

670
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 16: Have to wait.

671
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 15: And we had we had jars of biscuits on the counter.

672
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 15: So he picked up one of the jars of biscuits

673
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 15: and threw it at me.

674
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 3: What my god, I could have really hurt you.

675
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 15: Well, I did a bit of a Matrix style move,

676
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 15: go to the side cookies and jar went flying behind

677
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 15: me and smashed and cookies went everywhere, and Hen and

678
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 15: I just looked at each other for a few minutes

679
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 15: and he turned and walked away.

680
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: You're right, what do you do after that? What's your

681
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:08,479
Speaker 3: next move? Genius? Okay, you ruined everyone's cookies as well,

682
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 3: and imagine they be customers like scrambling around the floor,

683
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 3: tr I get free cookies.

684
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 13: Cookies.

685
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 15: Yes, I was nearly guessed by biscuits.

686
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 3: Count and thank you very much your story. Thanks acre

687
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: On the show mate. Have a good day you do, bye, Mary,

688
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: Good morning Mary.

689
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 16: Yes, hi, guys, I have a piff story that I

690
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 16: still cringed about. But it was about thirty years ago.

691
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 16: I was at my school Fate and I had lined

692
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 16: up and got a really good wrapped up crape to eat,

693
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 16: and I was really excited about it. But while I

694
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 16: was before I ate it, I went and lined up

695
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 16: for the gum boot throwing competition. And so I'm lining

696
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 16: up with my gum boot and I had my crape

697
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 16: in my hand and guess which one I accidentally keep?

698
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 3: You started a new event with us, genius, Mary.

699
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: In front of the whole school.

700
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 16: My rape got in and they had to stop and

701
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 16: clean it up.

702
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 3: And yeah, because they make ahead of a mess of

703
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 3: guessing a creep in flight, Being piffed is a mess

704
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 3: or that go inside.

705
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, I still hint about that.

706
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 3: Mary, great study, thanks for calling. All right, I's got

707
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: a Susan now good on and Susan.

708
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: Hi, guys. My husband was a prolific piffer of anything

709
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: he could get his hands on.

710
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 3: What a great start for all. This is great, okay.

711
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 3: One of his greatest hits are piffing.

712
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: The best one was we were in Tasmania. We had

713
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: a forball drive at the time when the speed tire

714
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: was on the roof of the car where we were staying.

715
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: The side of the hill was very, very sticky. He

716
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: couldn't walk down it, you'd fall over. We've got a

717
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: flat tire. He'd climbed on the roof to get the

718
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: tire off, but he'd undone the tie and then with

719
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: the nuts and everything, you know the way to before

720
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: will drive tire. He dropped this thing on his fingers

721
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: on the.

722
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 10: Roof of the car.

723
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: He's then with all of his circul might, picked this

724
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: wheel up threw it down the bank. It gets better, Christians.

725
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 1: It bounced like a little kid's toys for about three

726
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: hundred meters down the bank, and it continued. But the

727
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: worst part was he had to go and get it

728
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: because he needed it.

729
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: This is like a Sisyphus reverse. He rolled it down

730
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 3: there they were going to go back up the reverse Sisyphus. Incredible.

731
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: I was actually up inside the place where we were

732
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: staying at the time, and I was watching it from

733
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: the window and I'm going, I'm not coming outside. I'm

734
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: not coming outside.

735
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 3: What if Shane, there's no video of this that would

736
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 3: have on Australia's Funniest Home Videos. I'm not saying must

737
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 3: have been a strong guy, because chuck it. They put

738
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 3: those tis in the gym, don't they to just to

739
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 3: flip them. They don't pick one up and chuck it.

740
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 1: He was quite strong. There's many other things he used

741
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: to like, we need to crack it with you. Remember

742
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: how we used to have the wall phones.

743
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, one of them didn't get pissed it.

744
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 13: Uh.

745
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: He used to hang them up and off the wall

746
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: and then from there the bits would get pissed across

747
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: the room outside. He only got angry at himself, but

748
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: and thankfully no one else was every in the way

749
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: at the time.

750
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: But they picked up and piffed down a mountain in

751
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 3: Tasmania and then pushed back up. Listen, Susan, this is

752
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 3: such a great story. You've just won one thousand dollars.

753
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: You're our instant corner of the week.

754
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 4: Thank you.

755
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: That's cool.

756
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 3: Open the window. We're going to piff the cash to

757
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 3: you right now. It's such a funny story, really really

758
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 3: made us laugh. Thank you so much. A pick up

759
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 3: the phone sharing that today as well. Enjoy your one

760
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

761
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 10: Oh we'll do.

762
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for it to be so helpful.

763
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 3: Great, a lovely start to hear, Susan. Thanks you story.

764
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 3: Have a great day.

765
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Two of those things.

766
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 3: Every time we hear a great call, we give you

767
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars for a call of the week. Or

768
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: thanks to Mercedes Ben's barrick, they will better any trading

769
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 3: price by a minimum twelve percent.

770
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

771
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 7: Do you have a name that's a pain? A name

772
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 7: you always need to explain?

773
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 6: Well, we've made my name as in game.

774
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 3: Lines are open now if you want to play. It

775
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: goes like this, Caller one, what is the clue?

776
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 5: As in an alcoholic drink beer, wine, spirits?

777
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: No, no, nope, nope, tequila no.

778
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 10: Do you want a clue. Yes, it's for old people.

779
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 3: Sherry. Caller two, your clue, please, Mountain everest. Caller three,

780
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 3: good morning.

781
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 14: Say this is my son's name and it's a tart

782
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 14: of Australian wood.

783
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 3: Jeron, we'll played team. There was some good guests in

784
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 3: last week. Everybody, Patty you ready.

785
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 4: I'm ready to go.

786
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, you prime. Let's do it, all right, let's

787
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 3: play it nine four one four one O four three.

788
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 3: Obviously we don't know your name. That's the game, so

789
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: you will be going. Caller one, Caller two, Caller three.

790
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: By the way, I've just noticed. So I was out

791
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 3: making a cup of tea. One of our producers has

792
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: a like a four foot toilet plunger under their desk.

793
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 3: I didn't want to ask Caitlin because you know where

794
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 3: you decide just leave it, because I felt like even

795
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 3: just talk about will unplunge some chaos. I was just

796
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 3: like what anyway? All right? Caller one, good.

797
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 14: Morning, Good morning, Christian.

798
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 3: My name is hes in Army rank major sergeant lieutenant general. Yes,

799
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 3: which one major major major major? Later?

800
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 16: No, just I'm not telling.

801
00:37:50,239 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: You Sue major. Sorry, your name is Sue major something major?

802
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 3: You know? I got that.

803
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 5: Yes, she ain't gonna tell you.

804
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 3: Go get go, get the puncher. Let's go to corner too.

805
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 3: Coller two, good morning.

806
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian and Chane.

807
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: My name as in marriage, wedding, hitch todd, damn it?

808
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 3: Yes, which one wedding hitched wedding you straight away? Usual

809
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 3: shame on the tea. There needs to be some resistance.

810
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: That's like picking up no dumbbell. You need at least

811
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: a couple of keynoes kill me.

812
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 5: They did that fairly fus things where it's like marriage

813
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 5: reminds you of what word it would be one hundred

814
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 5: percent of people saying wedding.

815
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 3: All right, I'm scared to ask your name now in

816
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 3: case we're getting that strange scene now with the mystery

817
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 3: major nine four one four one o four three, give

818
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 3: us a call. We'll take some calls next.

819
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell show gone podcast.

820
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: Brandy time waste to coming up in fifteen minutes time

821
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: right now. Round two of the name game, as in

822
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 3: if your name is a bit of a pain, and

823
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 3: whenever you call someone, you always have that go to

824
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: one line that is very well rehearsed. You have to

825
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 3: do it most days of your life. We turn that

826
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 3: into the game. You give us the one line, we

827
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 3: work backwards, trot to guess what your name is? Nine

828
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three. If you're trying

829
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 3: to try and catch us out, we ready to go again,

830
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 3: Round two, Guy cooler one. Welcome to the show.

831
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 10: Oh welcome, Thank you, welcome.

832
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: And all right, what's the clue to your name?

833
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 13: It's nicole as in a bee honey, just.

834
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 3: A little bit hard.

835
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 5: What is the kids going on?

836
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: We're doing the demo mojack okay, second on that a right,

837
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Nicole honey. For those that can

838
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 3: make up spy name for mostern powers. Good morning corner too,

839
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: good morning morning.

840
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 16: My last name as in.

841
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 17: Karma, chameleon, com boy, George, no culture, nice lizard.

842
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 5: Does it have anything to do with com a chameleon?

843
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 3: Nice?

844
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 17: Oh?

845
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 3: Okay, cold blooded?

846
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 5: Oh I am but no tail, scaly karma come?

847
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 3: Oh oh I meant like chameleon. No karma as in

848
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 3: something coming back and then she coming back out.

849
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 16: Come c O m A a comma.

850
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 4: Back No another time?

851
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 13: No?

852
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 3: Oh god?

853
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,959
Speaker 5: Shall we come in around the mountain when she comes?

854
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the answer.

855
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 4: Are they here?

856
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 5: I think Australian sayings, come come a long way from

857
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 5: our immigrant homes.

858
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 16: You might be a bit young, Jack, I think, I think, Patsy,

859
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 16: you think you are saying comer.

860
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 3: Oh you've got no idea now that we're swinging all

861
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 3: the pendeum sat going too far the other way? Now,

862
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 3: what is the answer?

863
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: Cropper?

864
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 10: Come a cropper?

865
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 3: To come a cropper? What does I mean to fall over?

866
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 3: Maybe fall on your own humorous dare? I say?

867
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 16: Yes?

868
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, thank you very much. Reell let's get

869
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 3: to call the three. Come morning, Call of three. Hopefully

870
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 3: we'll split the difference. Now we're dialing in today, Call

871
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: the three. Welcome to the name game.

872
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 14: Hi, my name is.

873
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 10: In a reboot of a famous.

874
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 5: Sitcom Frasier The Office, No Joey, No.

875
00:41:54,080 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 4: Friends, where the awesome Twins made their debut house Yes.

876
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, sorry, yes.

877
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 3: Fuller no today? No, Yeah, that's me. You called my name?

878
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 3: So your surname is Fuller? Yes, got there, We got

879
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 3: that great one. Thank you very much for calling him.

880
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 3: Have a good day you too. For some reason, we're

881
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 3: going back to cool the one. It's good of four,

882
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: isn't it? Call a four? Good morning, Good morning all right, then,

883
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: what's the clue to your name?

884
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 10: Lion King?

885
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 5: Cats, no jungle Main, no Pride, Tiger, no.

886
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 3: Apex, no.

887
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 12: Simba, no move fast, Oh, dear circle of life.

888
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: These days we have another here.

889
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 10: Oh, this is usually the go to line that I

890
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 10: use at work when people can't understand what my my name?

891
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 3: No zoo the phone, no wild No.

892
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 10: As soon as I say, you're going to be like,

893
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 10: oh my god.

894
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 5: Say it lion King.

895
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 10: No line, you say it?

896
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 5: Lion Tamer?

897
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 9: Yes, who.

898
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 3: Win winter Chicken in a very good skills Lion Tayler. Yeah,

899
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: your surname Tamer.

900
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 10: No, my first name is Tamar.

901
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

902
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 10: A lot of people spell it incorrectly. So that's where

903
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 10: I use lion Tamer because that's the correct spelling.

904
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 3: Right, gotcha? Yeah yeah, because I know it's.

905
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 10: A mere Yeah okay, great, yeah, great man.

906
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 3: That's why I've got this joke. You know, stuff like

907
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: that on top of my head. Just come up with it.

908
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 3: Others can't. I can't thank you very much. To have

909
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,959
Speaker 3: a good curve at last, well.

910
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 9: Done, Christian Connell Show podcast.

911
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 3: Less Flaggon More Dragon. You'd have to have a pretty

912
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 3: good knowledge of many of your references to.

913
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 5: That want to work flagging something you drink.

914
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 3: It was a medieval drinking vessel.

915
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 5: Yes, a flag, and I am sick of of those flaggings.

916
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 3: But there we are. Let's flag you more dragon. All right,

917
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 3: let's get into today's time waste, so slightly different one

918
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 3: still a prize up for grabs, gold class double pass.

919
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: Thanks in village cinemas. Your slogan you come up with

920
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 3: your next five minutes could be on the next billboard

921
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 3: for this radio station. So this radio station, big marketing campaign.

922
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 3: You might have seen it all round town. Looks great.

923
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: They've got this slogan to do with the music, less drama,

924
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 3: more navana, less tete, more green day. So ideally they rhyme.

925
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 5: Yes, they're the best. Ones are the ones that rhyme,

926
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 5: and it simply takes something people don't like and give

927
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 5: them something more of the bands they do, like, what.

928
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 3: Do you got there? Positive reinforcement is in the behavior

929
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 3: you want and punishing the behavior you don't want. Read

930
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 3: My parents in book. That is not how I've done.

931
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 3: Just say yes to everything. That's the time my one yay.

932
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Speaker 9: Yes.

933
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Speaker 5: I wonder what is the harshest punishment you've ever given

934
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Speaker 5: your daughters. I can't affection.

935
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Speaker 3: I am really a loss. And if you've been a

936
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 3: dad for twenty years, ask my wife. It's a regular argument.

937
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 3: You're too soft on them. It's just fun to say yes,

938
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 3: all right. Marketing Slogans's less many more Paul Kelly gold less,

939
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Speaker 3: bad back more, Fleetwood Mac silver plus less, Sorenee more

940
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Speaker 3: Whitney silver less, Thrush, oh more, Jennifer Rush.

941
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 5: Silver plus.

942
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 3: No one wants thrush like a bit of power love

943
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Speaker 3: Jennifer Rush Less, traffic jam altogether now more Paul jam

944
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Speaker 3: gold less, nasty rash, Oh, stop it.

945
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 4: With the human conditions.

946
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 3: More the clash, gold less stink more. You got it

947
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 3: all right, Jackie boy, Let's save our station. What marketing

948
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 3: have you got for?

949
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 5: Gold less boardroom meeting more? Ronan Keating, Oh I love it.

950
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Speaker 5: Le's gold less politics more Stevie Nicks.

951
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 3: These are actually very good gold.

952
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 5: Less stepping in pooh more Blink one eighty two okay

953
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 5: less fans of Collingwood more, Frankie goes to Hollywood.

954
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 3: That's very good, very good gold plus.

955
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 5: And then I was working over time to get a

956
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 5: Bruce Springstay one.

957
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 3: There's a bonus side one for anyone who can get

958
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 3: a good Bruce Springsteen.

959
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,959
Speaker 5: I failed, lets getting fired by your boss more, I'm

960
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 5: on fire by the Boss.

961
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 3: No, it's really hard to get Springsteen one. You've got

962
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: to do it on the Boss. I'm guessing bonus prize

963
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 3: for anyone that can land that one.

964
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

965
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 3: Right now, all over town, big billboards for this radio station.

966
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 3: The Boss and the brains here they come up with

967
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 3: these slogans, less drama, more Nirvana, less hate, more green day,

968
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: today's time waster, what have you got? Thank you very

969
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 3: much for playing this. Over the last week and a half,

970
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 3: it has been the number one gLing we've been playing

971
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 3: during the show, even during the day. I keep thinking

972
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 3: of other ones.

973
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 5: You actually can't stop playing.

974
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 3: It's it's like a kind of earworm. It's going to

975
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 3: burrow into your mind. All right, let's get into them.

976
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 3: Less mark, you mark, and more Dancing in the dark,

977
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 3: gold less grievance, more credence. I want to play some now, Haley.

978
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 3: That's a great one. Less Carl, more silver, less clangers,

979
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 3: more bangers, gold less chizzle, more chiseled, silver dam well done,

980
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 3: less chit chat, more nickelback, bron Less, shite more, Barry White.

981
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 3: I mean I'd read tune if I read that about

982
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Speaker 3: Station Gold Here, Sam, this is a great one Less,

983
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: Pauline More Hansen, Oh that's really good. He's clever, but

984
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 3: said this really made me laugh. Let's pull my finger

985
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: more powder fingers. That's very good gold Listen rosebud Less,

986
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 3: farting More, Ricky Martin, silver Less, I need to clean more,

987
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 3: Bruce Springsteen, Silver Yeah Less, ear is in pain more

988
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 3: Shania Twain, silver h No Fox music, I'm not nineteen

989
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 3: play more music like the great Springsteen quite a lot now.

990
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Speaker 3: I like Bronze Less, Billie Eilish More, Billy Idle, silver Less,

991
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Speaker 3: hip hop, More's easy top Tony Let's e d M

992
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Speaker 3: more r e M very good. Sam. We don't give

993
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 3: a toss. We play the Boss silver Some Kelly Less

994
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Speaker 3: country Bumpkin, what smashing.

995
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Speaker 9: On?

996
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 3: Joe Less now biting more, kung Fu fighting some let

997
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: this criss cross more, the Boss, silver Less, gout More,

998
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: no doubt, silver Bath very good, Jody, all right, there's

999
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 3: still incoming. There are loads of these jack at the moment. Then,

1000
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: I'm sure we're going to get more today. Who is

1001
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 3: best in show.

1002
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 5: The best today, there were so many good ones. The

1003
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 5: best today was Let's pull my finger more powder finger.

1004
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 3: That's Melissa, well done, congratulations. Last song for us this morning.

1005
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1006
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 3: Keith is coming. I guarantee this. There'll be no productivity

1007
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 3: at work today. You'll be doing this Inferno game. You

1008
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 3: can't get out your head. I don't know when my

1009
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 3: mind's going to be clear again. I think I've actually

1010
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 3: lost my mind to it. Let's talk about tomorrow's show.

1011
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: We'll have the Naked out that's going to be here

1012
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: tomorrow and we'll have review. It was good enough for

1013
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 3: the world's number one tennis player, Yannick Sinner? Is it

1014
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 3: good enough for me? Tonight at six o'clock on behalf

1015
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 3: of this radio show and all you listeners. I will

1016
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 3: dedicate sometime if I must, and I must to try

1017
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 3: this pizza that Janick Sinner likes so much that he

1018
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 3: drove from the CBD to baw Morris. There's a trip

1019
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 3: of around fifteen minutes round about an hour. So this

1020
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,439
Speaker 3: week Rio came in producer Rea when he was saying

1021
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 3: one of his friends claims that he saw Yanick Sinner

1022
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 3: joining a pizza and a pizza Rea in Bau Morris

1023
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 3: and we were like, come on, you know he could

1024
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 3: have one. A fine chef Johnny from Grady can come

1025
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 3: in and make it for him. He's the world's number

1026
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 3: one tennis player. Then a load of you said no, no, no,

1027
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 3: he goes there. He really likes it. Someone sent me

1028
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 3: a proof of the photo of two smiling proprieties with

1029
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 3: the world number one tennis player, Yanick Cinner. So I thought,

1030
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 3: I'm going to go along. And it's only fifteen minutes

1031
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 3: when I live. I go to a website yesterday and

1032
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 3: then one of these places where you can't book a

1033
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: table online, you know, you gotta call them. So it's

1034
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 3: about four o'clock and I think I'm guessing it'd be

1035
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 3: an arts machine. No, very charmingly excitable Italian man, one

1036
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 3: of the owners, Antonio. I start chatting to Antonio and

1037
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 3: I really want to try this pizza, and he goes,

1038
00:51:56,239 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 3: wait a minute, you go in the radio, and I go, yeah, yeah,

1039
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 3: he goes. He goes at the end of the day,

1040
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 3: someone send us and he starts. I actually thought the

1041
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 3: TV was on the background with a woman talking. There

1042
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 3: was a woman's voice suddenly was very loud. Right. And

1043
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 3: then in a couple of seconds later, I'm chatting to

1044
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 3: his wife. He goes, Julia god Won of fop by

1045
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 3: three and he goes, someone sent us a link to

1046
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 3: the podcast yesterday and we were laughing to this who

1047
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 3: we make the pizza and the doll? It's the man now,

1048
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. And he goes, can he speak

1049
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 3: to my wife? She's finding this incredible, and like, OK,

1050
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 3: I just want to.

1051
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 5: Know what time can I come in for a Peter.

1052
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 3: Speak to his wife Julia? Right, And here's the story. Right,

1053
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 3: six years ago they had a place in South Yarra

1054
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 3: and Annick Sinner comes in once because he's heard they

1055
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 3: do great pizza every year since then for six years.

1056
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 3: And he's then he must have been only like eighteen

1057
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 3: or something. He has come from it. So they've relocated

1058
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 3: note to bo Morris. They've been there I think about

1059
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 3: two years. His team literally texted and going where's the

1060
00:52:54,239 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 3: new address? They now drive out to bow Morris. So

1061
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 3: what does he have? I want that tomorrow because well

1062
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,479
Speaker 3: he's got his own pizza. It's the Yannick Sinner go, great,

1063
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 3: what is it? It's marguerite with proscutio. It's not exactly

1064
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 3: didn't invent it? Yeah, so tonight, and I'm going to

1065
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 3: buy one as well to bring it in for tomorrow morning.

1066
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 3: Now I know it'd be cold pizza. Have we got

1067
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 3: any way to warm it up? What have we got?

1068
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 7: Many people in the office use the sandwich toaster to.

1069
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 3: Crisp Antonio, the guy's a very proud, very proud calibration.

1070
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 3: He won one pizza been ruined like that. It's not

1071
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 3: a toasty We had a.

1072
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 5: Wood fire pizza oven.

1073
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 3: Where is it?

1074
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 7: I mean it could be long gone, it could.

1075
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 3: Be not far away with the cash pole. Has anyone

1076
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 3: got a camping oven? No, Caitlin, have you've got a

1077
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 3: camping of him?

1078
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 13: No?

1079
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 8: I have a wood fire pizza oven. And goden' he

1080
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 8: that's too.

1081
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 3: Big and listen, that's what we need, that kind of thinking.

1082
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 8: But we also have an air fry well, we don't kiss.

1083
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 8: Does they have an air fryer in their fancy kitchen?

1084
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 5: We so gold that gold microphone ring in the wood

1085
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 5: five pizza of it?

1086
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? How is it?

1087
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 8: No? It's pretty small, like you can take a camping poppet.

1088
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 8: I could pop it here, but it's a gas so

1089
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 8: I have to do it outsider.

1090
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 5: That's fine. No, No, you can use a gas insie,

1091
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 5: can't you?

1092
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 8: Absolutely not.

1093
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Speaker 3: On behalf of management. Absolutely not us in the morning

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Speaker 3: when we're a little bit tired and fumbly. Anyway, it's

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Speaker 3: a miracle that lets near microphones, gas canisters, radio stations

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Speaker 3: that you don't want those two meeting now, So we

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Speaker 3: have to go out the front of the building to

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Speaker 3: make it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and it.

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Speaker 8: Actually does take about thirty minutes just to heat up

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Speaker 8: to four hundred degrees.

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Speaker 7: But that all right.

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Speaker 3: We'll start turn it on at six and then mama eight,

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Speaker 3: it'll be cooking at a good temperature. You can have

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Speaker 3: your pizza.

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Speaker 8: It'll be done in sixty seconds. It's that temp.

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Speaker 3: I'm back tomorrow morning with a Yannick Sinner

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Speaker 9: But Christian O'Connell Show podcast