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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Friday morning. Welcome to the weekend. It's
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell Show on Gold. Good morning, Patsy, Good
Speaker 4: morning Christian. Sitting in for Jackie Boy who's resting, sleeping
Speaker 4: and ferrying around his in laws. Probably is right now,
Speaker 4: Actually is producer Rio.
Speaker 5: Good morning Rio, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: Tough luck. The sawn is lost yesterday. Yeah, made midd laughing. Hey, guys,
Speaker 4: I did my first stand up gig last night in
Speaker 4: two years. Yeah. That was amazing to do a little bit,
Speaker 4: will be a little bit rusty. The first story I
Speaker 4: Sunday halfway through and I realized I have no ending
Speaker 4: for this. I forgot. You've got to have an ending.
Speaker 4: Have a great start. Now we'll just do a time check.
Speaker 4: Go here's Nickelberg. I actually just said, that's as what
Speaker 4: as I've got with this one. But it was great.
Speaker 4: And there are so many brilliant shows on. It was
Speaker 4: to start the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and I was happening
Speaker 4: at a friend of mine is doing a show at
Speaker 4: the Elephant and Wheelbarrow the Best of British where there's
Speaker 4: a couple of British share comedians on every single night.
Speaker 4: It's a good show. Go and check it out, all right?
Speaker 4: So Patsy, what are you up to this week?
Speaker 6: Care?
Speaker 4: What have you got to look forward to?
Speaker 3: You know what we're going to see? Talking of live performance,
Speaker 3: We're going to see one of our favorite local bands
Speaker 3: tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Are you off to off to Chelsea Heights Hotel?
Speaker 4: And the name of the bands.
Speaker 3: Scarecrow, which is a John Mellencamp cover band I've talked
Speaker 3: about awesome.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, but I don't know how the Love God's going
Speaker 3: to go because he's got a big day tomorrow. So
Speaker 3: he's going with some mates to the Geelong Beer Festival.
Speaker 4: Oh no, and I's say, you're best of just knowing? Now?
Speaker 4: Do you want somebody's but a beer festival all day
Speaker 4: with his mates? I see only in listen spoiler alert
Speaker 4: heavy Howard.
Speaker 3: I said to him, you need.
Speaker 4: Festival, you meant to sip a little bit. Aren't you
Speaker 4: have that spatoon? There are no spatoons at beer vessels.
Speaker 4: You drink all of the beer they give you.
Speaker 3: Famous last words from him last night, I promise to
Speaker 3: be decent enough to take you out.
Speaker 4: Even that phrasing, they're decent enough. He's hedging his bets
Speaker 4: now he's going to be steamed.
Speaker 5: Wiggle room in that frame.
Speaker 4: Honestly, you don't. He will be the Scarecrow. You can't.
Speaker 4: It's a beer for some. Honestly, it's carnage. You see
Speaker 4: people asleep in the afternoon, You got slunch in chairs,
Speaker 4: absolutely rest to.
Speaker 3: Totally write himself up. Surely he can go just have
Speaker 3: a few beers and then come home.
Speaker 4: You say, a few beers they have like really strong.
Speaker 4: You have these really strong beers. I've been to some before.
Speaker 4: Basically it was like treacle. They're pulling out some sort
Speaker 4: of sixth century meat or something.
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Speaker 4: Patsy, what are you giving your double thumbs up to
Speaker 4: this week? What are you into?
Speaker 3: I touched on just before Scarecrow, which is a local
Speaker 3: cover bear that does John Mellencamp cover songs. They are
Speaker 3: celebrating their thirtieth anniversary at the moment, and they're going
Speaker 3: on a little suburban tour. So they're at Chelsea Heights
Speaker 3: Hotel tomorrow night. There's tickets at the door if you
Speaker 3: haven't got time to get on online.
Speaker 4: And it's great even though last night, you know, I
Speaker 4: was doing to stand up and they were only about
Speaker 4: forty two people there, but just being able to you
Speaker 4: know now Footi's back now and even at the comedy
Speaker 4: festival being back and the pub that we were in
Speaker 4: doing this gig last night, the Elephant and Wheelbarrow is
Speaker 4: next door to Hamilton, so how a lot of people
Speaker 4: were just going in for a beer before going to that,
Speaker 4: and just the bus around town yesterday evening. It's so
Speaker 4: great now that we've got choice of different things we
Speaker 4: can go and see. So are they good? Are you
Speaker 4: seeing them like that?
Speaker 3: A brilliant Gary their lead singer even looks like Mellon Camp.
Speaker 3: They're just a really polished band. I first met and
Speaker 3: saw them in the early nineties.
Speaker 4: He's had work, because sometimes you see a really good
Speaker 4: tribute act and I think that guy surely didn't start
Speaker 4: out looking at that. He's had a bit of cheap
Speaker 4: work to look like that to get a few more
Speaker 4: ticket sales. No, he's got some of the old DearS.
Speaker 4: Don't know. Actually, start to think it is.
Speaker 3: John he's him. No, there's an uncanny resemblance. But I
Speaker 3: first saw them in the early.
Speaker 4: For a tribute band. Isn't it uncanny resemblance? Quite a
Speaker 4: tribute act. That's what I'll be called uncanny resemblance such Springsteen.
Speaker 3: No, the love God helped me discover them. Actually, we
Speaker 3: went to a local band in the town we grew up,
Speaker 3: and we've just loved them ever since. So if you
Speaker 3: can't make it tomorrow night, you've.
Speaker 4: Been seeing them since you've started dating, Yeah.
Speaker 3: For thirty years. I love that they are brilliant.
Speaker 4: They're so now want of Christmas to get hammered, drinking
Speaker 4: all their bear fast, all going oh God, I've seen
Speaker 4: this band so many times. He does not look like
Speaker 4: ten beers.
Speaker 3: Anything looks good after ten beers and the other thing.
Speaker 3: This week, I have got onto this new dip. Do
Speaker 3: you like a nice savory dip with some Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, last night I was having someone. We're watching our
Speaker 4: favorite Netflix show. Yeah, it's all about the dip. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what are you into Well.
Speaker 3: I've found this red Rock deli one caramelized French onion.
Speaker 4: That one's got. That red rock jelly stuff is great,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: This is not like you think french onion. Oh that's
Speaker 3: a bit basic in play.
Speaker 4: But oh my word.
Speaker 3: You open the container and there's like a ring of
Speaker 3: caramelized onions just sitting onto it.
Speaker 4: It is so good. It's got a nice sharp darkness
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 3: Yes, with a bit of blue cheese and a red wine.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm having for.
Speaker 4: Only one night, right, I've been out all night, so
Speaker 4: Sarah's already in bed and the kids will say, I
Speaker 4: came back and I got that out the fresh and
Speaker 4: I was so hungry. I actually put my hand in
Speaker 4: it and scoop and ate it like that like Winnie
Speaker 4: the Poop.
Speaker 3: I can relate. I had half a container last night.
Speaker 4: It's so moorish.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, it's my favorite one. I get a couple
Speaker 3: of tubs a week and hide it in a couple of.
Speaker 4: Tubs a week. I ad it.
Speaker 3: I am to this, What do you did with anything?
Speaker 3: Last night? I had some beautiful you know bark. You
Speaker 3: can buy that bark which is a.
Speaker 4: Tree bark get a tree. Yeah, I think she rips
Speaker 4: it off a tree and straight that spring onion dip.
Speaker 3: It's a crisp bread and they call it bark and
Speaker 3: it's like sheet.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that sheet, his sheet, it's rubbish. She's so good.
Speaker 4: It's brittle. You dip it in then off, it stays
Speaker 4: in there and then you've got taint in my camelized onion.
Speaker 4: The taint hell, it's delicious. Christian Connell Show podcast Underble
Speaker 4: thumbs Up Friday.
Speaker 9: Me.
Speaker 4: Pat's normally Jackie Boy this Morning producer. I be covering
Speaker 4: it for Jackie Boy. We turn about the things that
Speaker 4: we're into at the moment. Perhaps he talking about that
Speaker 4: red rock jelly style dip, the caramelized onion one, which
Speaker 4: is gorgeous. I make a homemade one, right, I get
Speaker 4: some sour cream, and you're not a lovely Do you
Speaker 4: know about a sweet chili dipping sorce o? Love sweet
Speaker 4: chili It's the best, isn't it. It's just as good
Speaker 4: as ketchup, just a little bit sweet chili dipping sauce.
Speaker 4: It's a close second. Can we agree on that? Then
Speaker 4: a close second? You just mixed the two together.
Speaker 10: Oh really, I thought you're gonna say, like, I got
Speaker 10: made my own pistol, and I got my pine nuts
Speaker 10: and I wiz them.
Speaker 4: You look at the simplicity of E equals mc squared.
Speaker 4: You don't need anything else on that same which same
Speaker 4: with sold cream and all of that sweet dipping sort
Speaker 4: very similar. I'll go and get a pen. You might
Speaker 4: need to write down all these ingredients. The Einstein of
Speaker 4: dip prep time five seconds? All right, real, what are
Speaker 4: you giving your double thumbs up to this week? Man?
Speaker 10: My double thumbs up? This might be the saddest start
Speaker 10: to a double thumbs up ever.
Speaker 4: But it's not about those shoelaces. About fifteen minute advertura
Speaker 4: from jack post last week.
Speaker 10: But on Sunday, I went to the movies by myself
Speaker 10: on a Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 4: I love was bliss. So you need to worry about
Speaker 4: if the other person's enjoying or not. It's so stressful.
Speaker 5: It was really nice.
Speaker 10: But it was broad daylight, and I went to see
Speaker 10: Jackass Forever as a twenty nine year old by myself.
Speaker 4: No, there's nothing wrong with that, thank you. Jackass movies
Speaker 4: are comedy gold.
Speaker 10: Oh my god. It was like not being ironic or
Speaker 10: doing a bit. It was phenomenal, like, it was genuinely incredible.
Speaker 10: The cinema was bedlam. There were people shrieking. They had
Speaker 10: adults covering their faces. At one point a lady just yelled,
Speaker 10: he's about to put a vulture.
Speaker 4: Desperate to go and see it, I say, I saw
Speaker 4: the I've seen the first three and I think they
Speaker 4: are genuinely in terms of what they do, which is
Speaker 4: this pure comedy and entertainment, and there's nothing. I don't
Speaker 4: think there's anything dumb down about that. I think it's
Speaker 4: worth there's any other cinematic art form because it moves you,
Speaker 4: it entertains. It's really hard to make entertainment.
Speaker 5: People were cackling. There was at one point they light
Speaker 5: a fart on fire underwater.
Speaker 4: This is what we need exactly. It really well, what
Speaker 4: is though? That's subject that's a stormery.
Speaker 3: I go and see that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to go and see what you see.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see Bridgington.
Speaker 5: Oh how dare you?
Speaker 4: Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not worthy.
Speaker 5: Exactly.
Speaker 4: Fun Putin watched all the Jackass movies. He pulled back
Speaker 4: his In That Man's Life. I was sending my recipe
Speaker 4: for my sweet chill he did so cream, beauty and
Speaker 4: sweet he did. That's heaven so jackass.
Speaker 5: Jack us and then just quickly to recommended.
Speaker 4: They all look a lot older now they actually.
Speaker 5: Have weirdly a kind of well. Johnny Knoxville looks amazing.
Speaker 4: He's a very good looking. He's got good jeans, isn't
Speaker 4: he He does?
Speaker 5: He does.
Speaker 10: They're for people that have copped, you know, all different
Speaker 10: objects to the face and had.
Speaker 4: They get insurance. Now there getting insured.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine the hr And.
Speaker 4: Quite right, we just had so much form for them
Speaker 4: for sock sliding here in the office.
Speaker 10: They put a scorpion on their's just fun. But yeah, no,
Speaker 10: they look amazing weirdly and it's like a very wholesome,
Speaker 10: weirdly fun movie, like you'd just be giddy throughout the
Speaker 10: whole time. Highly recommend it and then yeah to Melbourne
Speaker 10: Comedy Festival recommendations.
Speaker 4: Oh the Bombers tonight, trying to take on the mighty
Speaker 4: t backed show that one plenty. It's d time.
Speaker 10: I've got Sam Campbell and Aaron Chen two have probably
Speaker 10: the best young comedians in Australia at the moment.
Speaker 4: Aaron Chen's bros.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's so funny.
Speaker 4: Threat he could be a real start. I can see
Speaker 4: him doing movies. That is a very very funny kid.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's got his bit and his personality down to
Speaker 10: a fine art. Very very awkward if you're happy to
Speaker 10: sit in that awkwardness. And then Sam Campbell if you
Speaker 10: don't know, he's sort of like a deranged James a cast.
Speaker 4: Oh great James, one of the best.
Speaker 10: Completely off the reservation, very very very funny. Won the
Speaker 10: Barrier a couple of years ago, which is the best
Speaker 10: actor in the Comedy Festival. So they're both out now,
Speaker 10: so go check them out.
Speaker 4: All right, So a couple of things for me then
Speaker 4: before past his headlines, I've got a brand new Viking
Speaker 4: show that we started this week. Yeah no, no, I
Speaker 4: wish it was its own genre, its own sort of
Speaker 4: col on Netflix. It's called The Last Kingdom, set in
Speaker 4: the year eight sixty six, dealing with the period of
Speaker 4: history between the Saxons Anglo Saxons, of course, and the
Speaker 4: Vikings that spring him. The other thing I brought this week,
Speaker 4: and it is a game changer. One of these sort
Speaker 4: of small handheld seventy one screwdrivers you know when you
Speaker 4: can take the top off. You've got your flat head,
Speaker 4: you've got your you've got your talks, you've got your hex.
Speaker 3: It's like magnetic and it just slips in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know what. I'm so excited by this
Speaker 4: thing right. It sits on my desk now. So if
Speaker 4: I'm ever acquired to screw anythink I'm good to go.
Speaker 4: So my seventy one screwdriver and a couple of cost
Speaker 4: Comedy Festival recommendations. Please go and support the Comedy Festival. Ultimately,
Speaker 4: whoever you go and see, do go out and see
Speaker 4: these shows. Comedians have had the worst time in the
Speaker 4: last couple of years. They haven't been able to do
Speaker 4: what they do so well. Their lives are about cheering
Speaker 4: us up and making us feel good as well. They're broke.
Speaker 4: They are just broke. They've had an awful couple of years.
Speaker 4: Please go and support. You've got an amazing comedy festival here.
Speaker 4: Grand PRI's back, Footi's back, and the Comedy Festival's back.
Speaker 4: Go and see shows. If you want recommendations, let me
Speaker 4: know what you like or comedians you like, and I
Speaker 4: can recommend some others, but someone for me. I don't
Speaker 4: think I think you could send anyone to go and
Speaker 4: see deal Rook and they would love it. He's just
Speaker 4: a pure thoroughbred stallion of charming, warm hearted stand up comedy,
Speaker 4: very very sharp later as well, Deal Rook is a
Speaker 4: great comedian. Two other ones got three actually Gordon Southern,
Speaker 4: who was on after Me yesterday and I used to
Speaker 4: see him a lot on the London Comedy Circuit, used
Speaker 4: to be a headliner at the London Comedy Store. Gordon
Speaker 4: Southern is doing a show every single night at the
Speaker 4: Elephant and Wilburrow called Waiting for Gordo, which would be brilliant.
Speaker 4: Carl Donnelly. Carl Donnelly is a brilliant, world class storyteller.
Speaker 4: He's good and also won the Surprise Comedy Hits the
Speaker 4: last couple of years. Did you guys love the Cheap
Speaker 4: Seats with Tim and Menonie? I thought it was so funny,
Speaker 4: really really good. I've just got tickets to go and
Speaker 4: see Melanie Bracewell Oo La Lah next week as well.
Speaker 4: I think she's really really good. Those are my tips.
Speaker 4: If you want any more, let me know. I'm glad
Speaker 4: to give you some. Go out and support the comedians.
Speaker 4: At the Comedy Festival.
Speaker 8: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
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Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, Christian O'Connell show. Well, hello, Colla of the week.
Speaker 4: How did you get your black eye? Danny coome on him.
Speaker 11: So I had a retail means wear store and a
Speaker 11: regular customer came in and I know acculent Shina, And
Speaker 11: I said, what.
Speaker 12: Happened to mate?
Speaker 11: And he said, well, on the weekend I went fishing.
Speaker 12: He got a snag on a rock and then he
Speaker 12: ain't really hard and on that and it actually went
Speaker 12: in behind his eye.
Speaker 13: So he had to drive to.
Speaker 1: The emergency ward with the fishing lines and the rod in.
Speaker 14: Imagine me now, Christian, when I go fishing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, swimming goggles? What happened when you try to
Speaker 4: sprinkle the ashes? Donna?
Speaker 7: It was my my darling mother.
Speaker 15: She was a very unique individual. My mum and loved
Speaker 15: everything whimsical and medieval, and she always said she wanted.
Speaker 7: A Viking funeral, so we did it with her ashes.
Speaker 4: I've never heard the phrase whimsical and vikings together before.
Speaker 4: With all that you know, pinaging and the wind and flare,
Speaker 4: I want to know what got thrown at you, James,
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 9: How many many years ago my brother and I used
Speaker 9: to wrestle a bit.
Speaker 12: My mother was blanching the corn, which was one of
Speaker 12: these people.
Speaker 14: If ever she got annoyed with something, she'd just picked
Speaker 14: up the nearest thing to our.
Speaker 4: Throw it at the Mum used to do that, just
Speaker 4: various objects being held at me over the years.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so she picked up on this piece of corn
Speaker 11: and thought at my brother and I missed us. Both
Speaker 11: had bounced off three walls, mashed half of.
Speaker 12: My models in my bedroom.
Speaker 11: We both looked up, had a good laugh, and then
Speaker 11: just kept wrestling.
Speaker 8: Christian's Collar of the.
Speaker 4: Week, all right, so many great calls then stories James.
Speaker 14: Yes, hello Christian James.
Speaker 4: You'll get one thousand dollars in cash the blanche call mom,
Speaker 4: throw in the corner. You did it for me this week.
Speaker 11: You awesome, right, Thank you so much.
Speaker 14: That's that's absolutely brilliant on Stoke. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: That's m story yesterday. It was really really funny just
Speaker 4: hearing it back. You told it so well changed. What
Speaker 4: do you think you do with your one thousand dollars? Mate?
Speaker 14: Oh look, it's pretty simple, my darling. I's been working
Speaker 14: her arse off, sues me if you's roaring for the
Speaker 14: last pretty long time over Cabbage, who works in healthcare,
Speaker 14: has been working very hard. So I'll use that money
Speaker 14: to take away somewhere nice. And I should probably give
Speaker 14: a couple hundred backs to my mum saying she as
Speaker 14: the one who threw the corner.
Speaker 4: Do you know why don't you go and treat us
Speaker 4: as a new corn this weekend and blanche it for her.
Speaker 11: I'm pretty large by a pot and some corn.
Speaker 4: I thank your wife from us for everything that she
Speaker 4: did during COVID and know what the health workers still
Speaker 4: do every single day as well. I hope you do
Speaker 4: get to go away as well. Mate. If you want
Speaker 4: to go to the Langham, let me know, because Andrew
Speaker 4: the manager is a big support of what we do
Speaker 4: on the show, and we might be just talking up
Speaker 4: with some discounted room rates and stuff like that. So
Speaker 4: let me know if you want to do that.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 14: So the Lang is a gorgeous place. I've been there before.
Speaker 14: It's slowly yeah, no, fantastic right, let.
Speaker 4: Me know if you want to have But James, have
Speaker 4: a lovely weekend. And thanks for calling me yesterday.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much. Really appreciate it.
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Speaker 4: We love getting your stories. You can call, you can text,
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Speaker 4: pick it up whenever you want. We call it late
Speaker 4: to the party late all right, some emails. This comes
Speaker 4: from Lizzie Crawford black Eyes. We were talking about how
Speaker 4: did you get your black eye yesterday, Christian. When I
Speaker 4: was around seven, and this was before seat belts were
Speaker 4: compulsory in cars. Hard to actually believe that they weren't
Speaker 4: always compulsory. I remember when it came in like late
Speaker 4: in the eighties. I think in the UK. My dad
Speaker 4: was so angry, government telling me what I do in
Speaker 4: my car sure is to stop me being catapulted your
Speaker 4: prescuous son through the car. What's going to stop me?
Speaker 4: The windscreen. My dad was so angry, would drive for
Speaker 4: a while with just one arm, sort of threw it
Speaker 4: like it was an affair.
Speaker 3: Was within a Dodgeum remember they had those straps in
Speaker 3: the backseat that you'd hang on to. I had a
Speaker 3: car that had one rhea you used to put your
Speaker 3: arm through like this loop. This useless looper was jack
Speaker 3: a belt?
Speaker 4: Was it basically a belt? You just put your arm
Speaker 4: through that. So basically the best thing could happen is
Speaker 4: your shoulder would be dessiccated, even just a mild sort
Speaker 4: of breaking off the car. Anyway, back to Lizzie Crawford
Speaker 4: when she's still seven, this is before seat belts were
Speaker 4: compulsory in cars. On a family outing in New South Wales, Aubrey.
Speaker 4: My dad drove around the corner, looked too quick. I
Speaker 4: fed out the car. Either we should have phone in
Speaker 4: one day about what have you fallen out of? Or into?
Speaker 4: Falling out? Falling in? She fed out the car onto
Speaker 4: the roadway, causing me to get obviously a black eye.
Speaker 4: The best thing about it was that it happened on
Speaker 4: the corner where the hospital was, so it's only just
Speaker 4: a short walk. Oh that is great. Maybe it was
Speaker 4: just dropping you there, Liz, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 4: Christian the throw. At mid eighties, I was my best
Speaker 4: friend and I went to the zoo for the day.
Speaker 4: There we were chatting at the gorilla enclosure. Every now
Speaker 4: and then we would glance over to watch him. We
Speaker 4: both noticed he was getting pretty annoyed, jumping around, grunting.
Speaker 4: Then we see him take a big dump in his
Speaker 4: hand clear and we're looking at my friend and laughing.
Speaker 4: And this must have been my undoing, because just a
Speaker 4: couple of seconds I could feel warm, mushy substance hit
Speaker 4: my cheek and slide down. Oh but what a shot.
Speaker 4: We realized the gorilla peft. I love that Aussie word.
Speaker 4: Pift his poo at me. This is back in the
Speaker 4: day when the enclosure just had wire as a barrier.
Speaker 4: Again at the same with seatbots. What were they thinking
Speaker 4: a wire the size of, you know, one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty pound gorilla. We were almost working ourselves, were laughing.
Speaker 4: Just what happened. My skin has never been the same.
Speaker 4: I wou'd imagine very smooth. That she's probably very good
Speaker 4: for you, Haley. One final one here from Daniel when
Speaker 4: I was sixteen. This is great. We were talking yesterday
Speaker 4: about what got thrown at you. And when I was sixteen,
Speaker 4: my dad was gardening next to our swimming and I
Speaker 4: decided to do a great big jump and bomb, you
Speaker 4: know when you do the cannonball, and he splashed whoever
Speaker 4: is nearby next to him. As I resurfaced, chuckling, he
Speaker 4: threw a shoe at me. He was so angry, which
Speaker 4: I dodged, only making him madder. He then threw his
Speaker 4: other shoe, which I dodged again. I now grabbed both
Speaker 4: of his shoes and swammed into the bottle of the pool,
Speaker 4: and that's what was down there could fill him trying
Speaker 4: to hit me in the back with the pool scoop,
Speaker 4: trying to use it like a spear. And I got
Speaker 4: to the surface. My mom was giving him a spray
Speaker 4: and my brothers were cheering me on. Dan, what a
Speaker 4: great story. We can imagine the scene. That's like a
Speaker 4: game show, isn't it? To sixty seconds in the pool
Speaker 4: without being spared. You win the cast prize. Daniel, Lizzie
Speaker 4: and Haiti thank you very much for your emails. Email address
Speaker 4: for late Lobarti Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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Speaker 1: Christ Pat here?
Speaker 13: Again?
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 17: You're not not your niece, your nephew a guy?
Speaker 11: So I just want to clean it up.
Speaker 4: You're his's you're his niece, the nephew female. Everyone I can,
Speaker 4: I'm fairly said about it. Sorrible, Just tell I got
Speaker 4: to wait. Coody heels, mate, still help him?
Speaker 12: Christian more you call you there?
Speaker 4: Well, I was just it was just a cursory call
Speaker 4: basically to see if anyone famous came in yesterday.
Speaker 17: Of course, of course I almost forgot.
Speaker 12: Like you wouldn't believe the person who came in yesterday
Speaker 12: again and once more? Would you believe?
Speaker 4: Crowd attracts the crowd every once again get their velocity on. Yes,
Speaker 4: just tap, swipe it, tap and go. Mate. Okay, what's
Speaker 4: the afternoon coffee machine? It's always that big old bladder
Speaker 4: of the pigskin and milk, is't that they've got? Fill up?
Speaker 4: You guys, work harder and topping that up.
Speaker 12: The slurping machine, lefpy machines, all top up, coppy machines,
Speaker 12: all top off. Come in, come on in, we'll sort
Speaker 12: you out.
Speaker 4: Here Shi today? Which where are you?
Speaker 12: I am in Southierra?
Speaker 4: Very posh, are very posh, very different sort of.
Speaker 11: Clients around.
Speaker 4: Famous person that came in yesterday?
Speaker 17: Did you say that she was a very posh person,
Speaker 17: very fancy, very old Christian, I'm not entirely sure. Somehow older.
Speaker 12: Would you believe South Era was very busy as the
Speaker 12: moment it was well, she was driving a Bentley.
Speaker 17: I don't know if that helps you, guys, and not
Speaker 17: really in the back of her card, it's very old lady.
Speaker 12: She had her kid, she had her grandchid and it
Speaker 12: was frosty in there, let me tell you, Christian, very
Speaker 12: frosty relationship between the kids and the grandchids and the mom.
Speaker 12: There was also some some yuppy.
Speaker 4: Dog what kind of small small at once.
Speaker 18: Cool coolky that's that's that's the one.
Speaker 13: She had a couple of ship.
Speaker 12: Of one hundred and one. She only had two corkies there.
Speaker 12: But a lot of grandkids, a lot of kids and
Speaker 12: very very old.
Speaker 4: Are those the clues, mate?
Speaker 12: I just remembered another part of coming.
Speaker 4: Out there in the office. I'll give you another clue
Speaker 4: in a minute. Does she live in a big house?
Speaker 17: She has almost call it a castle.
Speaker 12: Really, it was a massive, very famous, lots of men
Speaker 12: with funny little hats on out the front seating her face.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, it's great. Yeah. And frosty relationship with
Speaker 4: one of the kids. Frosty relationship with one of the kids.
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh yes, one of them seemed like a very
Speaker 10: naughty boy and the other one seems pretty strange.
Speaker 12: They didn't seem like they got on particularly well.
Speaker 4: Steady on board, off with our heads. All right, give
Speaker 4: us a call. Now, who do you think it was?
Speaker 8: Christian Connell's show podcast?
Speaker 4: Pato?
Speaker 12: You're still there, mate, Yes, Crestia nephew.
Speaker 16: Pat How are you mate?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really good. All right, So let's take some guesses.
Speaker 4: Who we got here? Patricia and guy? Which one of
Speaker 4: who's talking to us? You're Patricia and it's going in
Speaker 4: the car as well. Yes, over, Good morning guys. So
Speaker 4: you two a couple, you marry, what's to do?
Speaker 15: Friends?
Speaker 11: We're engaged. We're a couple of pompo into work this morning,
Speaker 11: Christian years.
Speaker 4: And is that every day you do the car pool together?
Speaker 12: Every day?
Speaker 4: I find that I need that. I think my wife
Speaker 4: needs me out of the house Monday to Friday. Just
Speaker 4: go in the middle of the night, you know, do
Speaker 4: the walk of shame. Just get out of the house.
Speaker 4: Don't be here when I wake up in the morning.
Speaker 11: I have a longer commute by myself after that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all bandage is out. You just need that time,
Speaker 4: that alone time. Well, guys, who do you think, by
Speaker 4: the way, you're live with pat Post, Jack's niece.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, how are we very well? Post?
Speaker 19: Very well?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 7: Can you help me out?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you help him out?
Speaker 12: I think we might be able to Who.
Speaker 20: Do you think it is?
Speaker 21: The queen?
Speaker 18: Yes, a couple of the cart all together, win together?
Speaker 4: And you want to what a thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 4: people talking? It's like an orgy. I'm here all alone.
Speaker 20: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Well down, Patricia and guy, have a lovely weekend. And
Speaker 4: have you set like your parents?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Have you set to date? Have you set to date yet?
Speaker 20: No?
Speaker 15: We haven't.
Speaker 4: Don't give me excuses.
Speaker 12: Come on, we've got a.
Speaker 7: Bun in the oven as well.
Speaker 4: So, wow, while you were car pulling, n that's why
Speaker 4: you pulled over. Yes, I'm going to do something while
Speaker 4: you're on hold. I get it, I get it. Well,
Speaker 4: congratulations and when's when's the baby jew?
Speaker 7: In August?
Speaker 4: How exciting? What a big year for you guys?
Speaker 7: Very exciting.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And do you know if you're having a little baby
Speaker 4: boy or a girl? Do you know what it is?
Speaker 12: No, we're going to have a surprise.
Speaker 4: Oh, awesome, awesome, lovely chat to you. I'm really glad
Speaker 4: you this morning's winner. I wish you really well guys
Speaker 4: with the pregnancy up until August and the birth as well.
Speaker 4: Patricia and Guy, congratulations are lovely to chat. You have
Speaker 4: a nice weekend.
Speaker 21: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Christian A Patoy Christian, I hope I never speak to
Speaker 4: you again.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast on Gold.
Speaker 4: Every Friday we ask you the best question a week
Speaker 4: What time are you knocking off today? And what is
Speaker 4: the highlight of your weekends?
Speaker 15: I am that we're dancing with our troup at the
Speaker 15: Yearville Festival.
Speaker 7: We're going to be watching Toy Story three.
Speaker 10: We're actually going to pick up our baby toy poodle puppy.
Speaker 21: We're something in a show to put one Christian o'connells
Speaker 21: knock off Friday.
Speaker 4: All right, give us cool lines a righten nine four
Speaker 4: one four one o four three tell us what tell
Speaker 4: me you knock it off today? And then what is
Speaker 4: the highlight of your weekend? Patsy, what's the highlight of
Speaker 4: your weekend?
Speaker 3: Yeah, massive highlight. I touched on it earlier. We're going
Speaker 3: to see a live band Scarecrow cover band does John
Speaker 3: Mellencamp covers at the Chelsea Heights Hotel tomorrow, which is
Speaker 3: a brilliant venue for live music. Awesome, so I'm looking
Speaker 3: forward to it.
Speaker 4: Yep. And your husband Chris at the where is he
Speaker 4: the a long.
Speaker 3: Beer festival with a group of five minutes tomorrow five
Speaker 3: of them? Yes, and has promised to be decent.
Speaker 16: You made all the.
Speaker 4: Promises in the world sober, then enter a beer festival
Speaker 4: where all promises are trunk away.
Speaker 3: I think nice annoyed. If he's a little bit worse forware.
Speaker 1: Will be away.
Speaker 4: It's going to a beer festival. Even if he's just
Speaker 4: going to the pub, it will be bad enough. But
Speaker 4: a festival of beer is one hundred pubs, all right?
Speaker 4: This weekend ahead of my birthday next week.
Speaker 3: That's the fourth hen you have given this week to make.
Speaker 4: Sure I get the cake at nine next Thursday. Care
Speaker 4: it needs to be a chocolate with like a biscuity
Speaker 4: base and maybe some caramel in the no fruit, okay?
Speaker 4: And then I'd like a cheese toasty from Maker and
Speaker 4: Manger from Brown Market.
Speaker 3: Yes, so would I Actually, so my.
Speaker 4: Wife is taking me away this weekend because next weekend.
Speaker 4: We'll be in the air as we finally get to
Speaker 4: go back to London to see our family. So yeah,
Speaker 4: we're going away for the weekend. We're going out to
Speaker 4: the beautiful year Valley. We're going to stay at the
Speaker 4: Chateau Yearing. Ohllo, hello, very don't come and knocking at.
Speaker 3: The huts rocket very very nice.
Speaker 4: I'll be having a nap. I'm actually quite tired. It's
Speaker 4: been a busy week all right, turned ray, what are
Speaker 4: you up to this weekend?
Speaker 5: I have my sixth wedding of the year.
Speaker 4: Oh, look at him or socialites. Then by our Sydney
Speaker 4: sixth wedding.
Speaker 5: Oh you get sick of himretty quickly, don't you.
Speaker 4: Great thing about being patsy in my age. No wedding advice,
Speaker 4: so jealous. Maybe a second one or divorce party, but
Speaker 4: no wedding because it's the whole day. It's the weekend.
Speaker 4: You have to stay somewhere to.
Speaker 5: Fly up to Sydney. You gotta go and come.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, So you got COVID the fake couger. Actually,
Speaker 4: can you can you buy fate positive test just to
Speaker 4: take the photo and.
Speaker 5: Just to carry the photoshop? Yes out of the podcast?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want me there, I've got the rona yef.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got a free weekend.
Speaker 11: There you go.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the question Carls Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What time you're knocking off today? And what is the
Speaker 4: high light off your weekend? No, not that womboso, it's
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 12: It's right a.
Speaker 4: I just thought that chateau. A body there, guys, I'm
Speaker 4: already there. All right, we'll time you knocking off today?
Speaker 4: And what is the high light of your weekend? Amanda?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Amanda. You had a nice week.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd had a lovely week Thank you excellent?
Speaker 4: And what time you're knocking off today? And what's your
Speaker 4: highlight of your weekend?
Speaker 7: I'm finishing in about two hours. I'm an age ten minute.
Speaker 7: So my highlight of this weekend is I'm watching my
Speaker 7: little gillin brother marry his childhood sweet up.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, how lovely and just when they plans have
Speaker 4: their wedding. It was one of those that's been moved
Speaker 4: around because.
Speaker 7: Of you know what, yeah, COVID and babies and life.
Speaker 7: But yeah, it's it's going to be an amazing weekend
Speaker 7: and just going to really enjoy seeing them get together.
Speaker 7: And you know, seal the deal.
Speaker 4: And how do you feel as is so it's your
Speaker 4: baby brother. So you're the biggest sister.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm the big sister.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And are you looking forward looking forward to it?
Speaker 4: How do you feel about your brother getting married?
Speaker 7: You know what, they so deserve this to happen. It's
Speaker 7: just they're such a beautiful couple together and they just
Speaker 7: it's just such going to be such an amazing day
Speaker 7: to see them finally, you know, tie the knight and
Speaker 7: do everything that they want to do. You know, it's
Speaker 7: going to be amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And whereabouts is it? Uh?
Speaker 7: It's down in Dromana, So it's going to be a
Speaker 7: great weekend. It's been a last beautiful winery down there.
Speaker 7: So going to have a few babies and chants.
Speaker 12: The night away.
Speaker 4: Yay, we listen, and I have you have a wonderful weekend? Okay,
Speaker 4: I know you will, but I matter have a great time. Great.
Speaker 13: You two have enjoyed the trip on too.
Speaker 4: Oh well, thank you very much. I'm not going for another.
Speaker 4: But you're just trying to get rid of me. Cound up,
Speaker 4: I've got a coundow and going on? When does he
Speaker 4: get go back? Is he coming back? Is it one way? Stephanie? Hey,
Speaker 4: I know what about you? What's going on the background?
Speaker 4: Where are you? Steph?
Speaker 7: I I reached in the city.
Speaker 4: Right you work? Now? Will you sound like a train station? Yes?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: You're at a train station?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 20: I work at the red No, no, I'm not that.
Speaker 4: Where are you right? Where are you right now? I'm
Speaker 4: not police officer trying to catch you out. I didn't
Speaker 4: drink itself serving someone. You know you're coming back? What's coming?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 20: Stephte Oh?
Speaker 4: I see? Sorry? Are you on the headphones?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 12: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Gotcha? All right? It's going from the phone to the headphones?
Speaker 4: Are right now now? With the technology? Can I call
Speaker 4: you on the landline? Are you on the bus right now?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 12: I am. I. Oh.
Speaker 4: It's an awful to start the day, isn't it? Without
Speaker 4: that replacement train that you're driving it? And Steph, can
Speaker 4: you hear me?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wonderful, wonderful. Are you trying to keep your
Speaker 4: voice down because people are looking round? Is it busy?
Speaker 4: Why did you call it?
Speaker 16: Anyway?
Speaker 4: There's let go with going.
Speaker 7: I've got a.
Speaker 21: Boring dancing competition on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great. That's something to look for to people
Speaker 4: look brown. When you said that, by the way, they
Speaker 4: so loud and we couldn't hear. What have you got
Speaker 4: this weekend?
Speaker 21: A boring dancing competition?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 4: We so you're competing who with? Oh wow? Oh what
Speaker 4: a lovely thing to do together?
Speaker 22: Yes?
Speaker 4: And how long you been doing that?
Speaker 21: That's three years?
Speaker 4: Oh well, listen, good luck this weekend. Thank you. Do
Speaker 4: you know hearing how how easy it is to interview
Speaker 4: someone live on a bus. Some might pitch the Channel
Speaker 4: nine a chat show, me and guests on a bus
Speaker 4: drive around conducting a chat show on a bus. Let's
Speaker 4: go to Julie. Good morning, Julie, Good morning, Christian better.
Speaker 4: That's man, We've just got you, Julie. Just just Julie
Speaker 4: with us. Julie, what Timmy knocking off today? Mate?
Speaker 22: Three thirty today?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And then what's the highlight of your weekend? Jules?
Speaker 22: Flying out to Texas?
Speaker 4: And what's waiting for you in Texas?
Speaker 22: I'm going to see my favorite band in concert? And
Speaker 22: who's that the Darkness?
Speaker 4: They're back together. I think they've broken up Reform broken
Speaker 4: up Reform, they're back.
Speaker 22: Yeah, they've been back into two thousand or left eleven.
Speaker 10: Good.
Speaker 4: I'm still in touch with music.
Speaker 8: What a great band?
Speaker 16: Where is it?
Speaker 4: Permission to Land? This came out in the early two thousands.
Speaker 4: Brilliant album. You're going all the way to see them?
Speaker 20: Ye?
Speaker 22: Three concerts?
Speaker 4: Cons So where are you going? You're following them around America?
Speaker 22: No, No, just Dallas and then down to Austin and
Speaker 22: then Houston and then flying back.
Speaker 4: You really are a superfan.
Speaker 22: Yeah, I love them. That is something that is awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's very great, Shiman. That is a long way
Speaker 4: to go though, to see them three times.
Speaker 22: Yeah, but life is sure, Christian, quite right.
Speaker 13: You've got to do it.
Speaker 22: Makes it work, it makes you happy.
Speaker 4: You have, You absolutely have. What's the When do you
Speaker 4: leave tomorrow? Oh? How exciting? Listen, have a great trip
Speaker 4: when you get back, give us a call. I want
Speaker 4: to hear all about it. All right, I shall all right,
Speaker 4: enjoy your trip, enjoy darkness three times?
Speaker 22: Thank you Bye.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What time are you knocking off today? And what is
Speaker 4: the highlight of your weekend? Share it with us now
Speaker 4: on nine four one four, one oh four three. Hey,
Speaker 4: come on in, Sally, Good morning, Good morning, Sally, what
Speaker 4: are you looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 19: It's my birthday today, so I'm not going to offer
Speaker 19: it for a birthday. Yay's exciting having a kid free
Speaker 19: nights with my partner tonight.
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's code, and then having a massive.
Speaker 19: Tomorrow afternoon and then I'm hot hot air ballooning on Sunday.
Speaker 7: Valley.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have done that before? No, A bit nervous, yep, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've I've always looked at the people doing it going
Speaker 4: it looks really nice. I'd never go up in a hamper,
Speaker 4: but it'll be. It would be amazing thing to do.
Speaker 4: What a great weekend of pampering and.
Speaker 19: Yeah, beautiful surprises, some beautiful partner, so very happy.
Speaker 4: Indeed, you sound like you're expecting some surprises. Oh do
Speaker 4: you know they're going to be surprises? It sounds like
Speaker 4: you know everything. You've got the itinery, Well I guessed it. Oh,
Speaker 4: set you have a lovely weekend, then enjoy your birthday
Speaker 4: weekend and happy birthday mate.
Speaker 21: Thank you have a good weekend too, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Just go to David. Good morning, David, good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm going to David? What tell me you knocking off today?
Speaker 12: I just knocked off about half an hour and.
Speaker 4: Get in the weekend duels.
Speaker 12: Now, what are you doing on Sunday? I'm taking my
Speaker 12: son Henry to the monster traps that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's going to love that now, is it?
Speaker 4: He's going to love it? Or is it Dad's gonna
Speaker 4: love it more?
Speaker 11: He'll love it more.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And so I saw a monster truck show years ago.
Speaker 4: It's they literally just crush trucks. There was a human
Speaker 4: cannonball as well at the one I went to. I
Speaker 4: don't know if you see those so much any more. Now,
Speaker 4: guy fired out of a cannon I don't think as
Speaker 4: safe in the nineties. Now they're doing mad fight out
Speaker 4: of a cannon and they got the human cannibal that
Speaker 4: David or they stopped that, don't think so.
Speaker 6: I think they've got a jet car though as well.
Speaker 4: Oh a jet car? What do you mean, like a
Speaker 4: jetpack car?
Speaker 12: No, like a car that is powered by jets and
Speaker 12: go fast power.
Speaker 5: What is powered by jets?
Speaker 15: Me?
Speaker 4: You mean a jet engine like you're getting a plane
Speaker 4: but stuck on the back of that's like a basically
Speaker 4: a Bogan festival. This isn't it?
Speaker 11: I think?
Speaker 4: So it is you and thousands of other Bogans getting
Speaker 4: their bogone David having great weekend with you? Boy? Are
Speaker 4: you all right? Take care mate East Sorry naming easy
Speaker 4: on the on ones and twos Kristin, Good morning, Happy Friday, Happy,
Speaker 4: someone's got the weekend buzz going on. What's happening for you?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 15: Look, I'm looking forward to work for my weekend because
Speaker 15: I've got the coolest job ever.
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 15: I'm a nurse on location for TV and film at
Speaker 15: Docklands Studios, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: That is a really cool gig because so much stuff
Speaker 4: gets filmed there.
Speaker 15: It so does Robbie Williams film's getting filmed there right now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he was on the show a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago. Is life story is being filmed here in Victoria.
Speaker 4: It is so if you had to attend him or anything,
Speaker 4: Nursey nursy.
Speaker 15: Wow, I can't tell you. No, I haven't. I'm working
Speaker 15: on an amazing film called Spo Foe.
Speaker 21: Foe.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what's that about.
Speaker 15: It's a it's a love story sci fi. It's an
Speaker 15: awesome film with the amazing Paul Mescale and Sarsia Rowling.
Speaker 4: So like a common space Wow, thought of and Harry
Speaker 4: met Marshaan.
Speaker 15: Yes, totally. And the amazing director Garth Davies is directing it.
Speaker 15: He did, he did the film Lion and The.
Speaker 4: King Speech, two great movies.
Speaker 15: Lines beautiful, most amazing casts and crew.
Speaker 4: And so what do you do do on the day?
Speaker 4: Are you needed much? Or was there so much health
Speaker 4: and safety on a film set?
Speaker 15: Now, there is a lot of health and safety. I'm
Speaker 15: there obviously just in case and things do happen, But
Speaker 15: nurses on location, we're all about wellness and keeping the
Speaker 15: cast and crew well because they work so hard, so.
Speaker 7: You know, keeping them high.
Speaker 15: I dried it. I've got a massage gun, give them
Speaker 15: a bit of R and R needs.
Speaker 12: A bit of.
Speaker 4: Did you come in here every Monday and do that
Speaker 4: for us? I paid that for me and the chine.
Speaker 15: Just contact us is on location all right every Monday.
Speaker 4: What a cheesiest show for some Monday in the week.
Speaker 12: Yes, that's it's called.
Speaker 4: Every day.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: Listen, you have a lovely weekend work and it's lovely
Speaker 4: to speak. Somebody would enjoys what they do like you, Kristen.
Speaker 15: Thanks mate, guys.
Speaker 8: Look out for that sci fi Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We had so many great calls yesterday about what got thrown.
Speaker 4: We're going to do a part two today. If you're
Speaker 4: still is about what got throwing? Now you might be
Speaker 4: the person doing the throwing. You might be the person
Speaker 4: who can receive what was being thrown. You might be
Speaker 4: the flinger. I guess the flingy. It's the flinger. Are
Speaker 4: you the fluingy?
Speaker 5: Been fling geez?
Speaker 4: Should the queen was there for us to have this panicking?
Speaker 4: What would you say, Patsy? What were the journalists?
Speaker 3: So flinger? So if you're throwing it at someone, that's flinger.
Speaker 4: Saying you say you're fluing accusted piet Me, you're the flinger.
Speaker 3: I'm the flinger.
Speaker 4: And then am I the flingy like the victim the received.
Speaker 5: Like the employee employer?
Speaker 4: I guess yes, so I'm the fringy like glad we
Speaker 4: have Yeah, because they make all the difference of the calls.
Speaker 4: If we don't get it, they're not going to care. Yeah. So,
Speaker 4: whether you're throwing something or you're the the other person
Speaker 4: being received.
Speaker 3: On the receiving end receiving it, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm winding down right now. But I picked at about
Speaker 4: seven thirty one this morning. The rest of it has
Speaker 4: been finner to be awesome. Me, we have some great
Speaker 4: calls yesterday. No matter what got thrown at you, it
Speaker 4: starts with this lovely lady from New Zealand, and she
Speaker 4: took my eggs.
Speaker 15: In the air.
Speaker 7: The we will candy up the coast. One summer, some
Speaker 7: of the gods were throwing eggs in trucks and one
Speaker 7: of the eggslanded in.
Speaker 4: My James Good morning.
Speaker 11: My and I used to wrestle a bit. So my
Speaker 11: mom she picked up this piece of corn and thought
Speaker 11: of my brother and I missus both. That bounced off
Speaker 11: three walls, smashed half of my models in my bedroom.
Speaker 4: Hey is that Thomas.
Speaker 12: Once my mom was trying to throw me at Allie's scoop,
Speaker 12: and then it hit my tooth. Then my tooth fell out, Blinda.
Speaker 13: I had a shoe thrown at me in the middle
Speaker 13: of German class in high school that basically smacked me
Speaker 13: in the back of the head.
Speaker 14: Pete, I was the perpetrayer here and my older brother
Speaker 14: was the victim.
Speaker 6: I threw a chocolate elegant rabbit at him, hit him
Speaker 6: in the nose, gave him a blood nose.
Speaker 4: With that angle there with a flinger flinging Now that
Speaker 4: guy Chuck's in perpetrator. Yes, all right, give us a call.
Speaker 4: Then are you throwing? Or the fling of receiving? Complicated?
Speaker 4: We've ever set up? It shouldn't be really should be
Speaker 4: quite simple. What about throwing at you? What did you throw?
Speaker 4: Why is it taking me two minutes together? I'm supposed
Speaker 4: to be a professional at.
Speaker 8: This Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Flinger flingy perpetrators, piffs, Chucks. Put it all together hopefully
Speaker 4: makes I gotta sitt's find out now, Carli good on ing, Hi,
Speaker 4: how are you going? Hello Carly, welcome to the weekend.
Speaker 4: And Carl are you throwing? Has someone been thrown at you? Yeah?
Speaker 13: I got a fork thrown into my leg when I
Speaker 13: was about eight for my older sister.
Speaker 4: Is what my older brothers and sisters do, isn't it
Speaker 4: throw forks in our legs?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 13: And it got stuck. And then now I've got to
Speaker 13: scar on.
Speaker 22: My left thigh.
Speaker 4: Someone's actually trying to eat a thigh of yours.
Speaker 13: That's what I thought when I was younger, But then
Speaker 13: I looked at their face and shushos in shock as
Speaker 13: much as I.
Speaker 4: Was hell of a shot to actually land a fork
Speaker 4: in someone.
Speaker 13: I don't get why, still to this day, why she's
Speaker 13: done it. She did, and it stuck and now it's
Speaker 13: a good memory.
Speaker 4: Carly, thank you very much of that one. Have a
Speaker 4: nice weekend.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Morning guys.
Speaker 4: How are you are you help, Paul?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm fine, yep, but I was a pity.
Speaker 4: Someone's piffed something at you? Yeah, got it? Okay, tell
Speaker 4: us your piff story.
Speaker 6: Years and years ago, Mam and dad had gone out,
Speaker 6: left my sister in charge. I'd been giving her a
Speaker 6: little bit of lip. She was getting frustrated. She picked
Speaker 6: up a Webster dictionary, piffed at me, hit me in
Speaker 6: the side.
Speaker 11: Of the head.
Speaker 4: And they say words can't hurt.
Speaker 6: And as a result, I'm not sure that I've been
Speaker 6: the same since. Yeah, but yeah, getting hit by a
Speaker 6: dictionary doesn't improve your word.
Speaker 4: Lovely, Paul, thank you very much. She cool.
Speaker 6: Got a problem, Christians, so good, it was a problem.
Speaker 8: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: What got thrown at You? What did you throw at somebody? Sadi?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 21: Yes, Hi, Kristin, how are you Hello.
Speaker 4: Sadie, welcome to the show, and are you doing the throwing?
Speaker 21: Well, it was my son who was doing the throwing.
Speaker 4: What did he throw?
Speaker 21: So he was he was he was about four at
Speaker 21: the time, and my husband took him and his little
Speaker 21: two year old sister next door to the milk bar
Speaker 21: to get some lollies. And we were demolishing a chimney
Speaker 21: at the time, of brick chimney, and we had a builder.
Speaker 21: They're working on the chimney, and then they all came back.
Speaker 21: My son was eating his lollies Andrew, his dad, was
Speaker 21: helping the brickie with the chimney, and Andrew said, now, listen,
Speaker 21: just make sure you share your lollies with your sister.
Speaker 21: And he didn't want to do that. As a bit
Speaker 21: of a tantrum and a lot of carrying on, and
Speaker 21: he was insisting he shared the lollies and my son
Speaker 21: didn't want.
Speaker 12: To do that.
Speaker 21: So his little four year old hands picked up half
Speaker 21: a brick and when his dad wasn't looking, he threw
Speaker 21: it at him in the face. But it was one
Speaker 21: of these things that when he sort of started to
Speaker 21: throw it and then it sort of all went in
Speaker 21: slow motion. Then then he realized he shouldn't have done it,
Speaker 21: but it was too late and it had left his
Speaker 21: hand and got him smack in the face half a break.
Speaker 4: What happened tomorrow, old Dad Andrew.
Speaker 21: Bord Dad met the half brick and it was pretty significant. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 21: so I won't go into it too much, but Harry
Speaker 21: the Irish builder and I had to lift him into
Speaker 21: the car, take him to uncle.
Speaker 13: Surgery and get some work done.
Speaker 21: So it's sort of become a bit of the family
Speaker 21: folklore now, throwing the brick d.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you'd say through the chimney, is old
Speaker 4: man a strong four year old?
Speaker 12: Oh no, yes, that's this, Sadie.
Speaker 4: That's some story. Thank you very much. You give us
Speaker 4: a cool have a nice weekend, Sadie.
Speaker 19: Thanks Christiane igor Hi, Christian, here are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, buddy, And what's your story for us?
Speaker 9: So back when I was about ten years old, they'll
Speaker 9: cut the story a little bit shorter. But I ended
Speaker 9: up trying to throw my shoe at my brother, except
Speaker 9: I didn't hit my brother. The shoe went a bit
Speaker 9: to the right and it hit the tail light of
Speaker 9: my mum's car.
Speaker 4: Smash.
Speaker 16: But that's at the end of the story.
Speaker 9: So when I hit the sho at the tail light,
Speaker 9: it knocked off a small chunk of plastic at the
Speaker 9: bottom and we ended up taking that back to the
Speaker 9: tail light. But about twelve years later, I was trying
Speaker 9: to buy the car off my mum and you had
Speaker 9: to get a road worthy that tail light here to
Speaker 9: be hit.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's calma.
Speaker 9: Yep, came right back to me.
Speaker 4: No, lovely, that's karma. Yeah, ask me that time, eagle.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. You cool, thank you, thank you. Now.
Speaker 4: Uh what was the longer version of that? You know
Speaker 4: we should I'll keep it short. That is the story there.
Speaker 4: Let me take you back to my birth Tony. Good
Speaker 4: I dad, I'm going Tony. Welcome to a show. And Tony,
Speaker 4: what's your story for us?
Speaker 16: When I was in year seven, I was in mess class,
Speaker 16: not paying attention and the touture for a blackboard duster
Speaker 16: at me and just they had a reflex. I called
Speaker 16: it and fling it back edd and got him in
Speaker 16: the head.
Speaker 4: Wow, great return, You're a hero hero status at school.
Speaker 4: You do that and you pick him in the head,
Speaker 4: that's great.
Speaker 16: Yeah. He went into orbit and I went into dissention.
Speaker 4: Was it one of those old wooden dusters. Because we
Speaker 4: had a teacher back in the eighties, you used to
Speaker 4: throw a wooden chalk duster at us.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was a duck wooden back with that look
Speaker 16: the fabrie.
Speaker 4: Notice that if you ducked, take another shot at you.
Speaker 4: No flinching, O'Connell, no flinching.
Speaker 5: Different time.
Speaker 4: It was a different times. Great to be traumatized as
Speaker 4: a child. Tony, thank you very much, Thank you, you
Speaker 4: do won't bite. And let's get Andy before we go
Speaker 4: to the headlines. Andy, oh, yes, hello, good morning guys.
Speaker 18: How are you all?
Speaker 4: Yes, Andy, and I what's your story?
Speaker 16: We will me and my wife.
Speaker 11: Through a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: Every year we lived on the second floor of a
Speaker 1: building block and every year we'd throw our Christmas tree
Speaker 1: out the window and yelled, timbers, just look. And then
Speaker 1: one year, one year we sort of had a bit
Speaker 1: of trouble, so had to give it a little bit
Speaker 1: of a kick out the window, and sure enough and
Speaker 1: it bounced off the tree downstairs and went straight through
Speaker 1: the neighbor's windows.
Speaker 4: There window, What a great it's like snooker, What a
Speaker 4: great trick shot.
Speaker 6: It was good, It was good.
Speaker 1: But luckily they went home. We got all fixed up,
Speaker 1: and I think the glass guy that I got out
Speaker 1: to fixed out laught so much. He never even charges for.
Speaker 4: It, so is incredible.
Speaker 5: How quickly did.
Speaker 12: They fix it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they just fixed it then and there and
Speaker 1: then Yeah, he just never seen it.
Speaker 21: The bill.
Speaker 1: I think he just turned it too funny.
Speaker 4: I'm a great guy and that is a great story
Speaker 4: to end on. Thank you very much, Andy, have a
Speaker 4: great weekend. Thanks for corning show.
Speaker 8: Bye, Christian know Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: When I say chocolate, you say yummy, yam haiges, that's
Speaker 4: the time they're paying for this. Sorry, up your game.
Speaker 4: When I say chocolates, you say hey, that's right. For
Speaker 4: the most delicious gifts this Easter, he can learn another
Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty dollars worth of chocolates, not just
Speaker 4: any Chocolate's delicious, yummy in my tummy, mummy, Hage, chocolate,
Speaker 4: No no, no, didn't get that for free, that's all me, Hages.
Speaker 4: You're welcome. It's Friday, Yeah, yeah, all right, well some
Speaker 4: of the normal Friday guys. It's actually World Furniture Day.
Speaker 4: Get your furniture on, as they say today, our World
Speaker 4: Furniture Day we celebrate this, we mark this respectfully with
Speaker 4: furniture bands. Is the time waster furniture bands, best in
Speaker 4: show gets the Hey yummy and my tummy mummy hamper.
Speaker 4: Furniture fest. It's a festival of furniture. Man, tell you
Speaker 4: who's on their fine young cannibates. I won't even d
Speaker 4: it again. Two strikes you out, That's what I say.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to say, fine young cabinets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to see the moment's gone.
Speaker 4: Talking headboards, saving some headboards, green day bed, Oh, thank you?
Speaker 4: Black said bath?
Speaker 5: What's a black bath?
Speaker 4: It's a heavy metal gold sideboard and got a phone call.
Speaker 5: Too many boards?
Speaker 4: I don't think you can have enough boards? What about
Speaker 4: Patsy Recliner. Oh, just sitting there singing from reclining lazy boy. George,
Speaker 4: get up and sing George Wood Gold what a gold
Speaker 4: Love cooler gang. So many great funk songs. Yeah, furniture version,
Speaker 4: that's right, stall on the gang. Let's get your stool on.
Speaker 5: That doesn't quite see a right All right?
Speaker 4: Rio, What have you got furniture band, Christian These better
Speaker 4: be better than yesterday when you purchased the City to sleep.
Speaker 5: I'm very sorry, Melbourne about that.
Speaker 4: Okay, what have you got? Furniture burns?
Speaker 5: Poof Daddy, Sorry, poof Daddy. Can't gold hammock at the disco?
Speaker 4: Also, God, yeah, put your at the disco. That's very
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 5: Gold plus Actually, Puye lewis in the news Little Church Pew.
Speaker 4: Very posh. I didn't have to give it gold. He's
Speaker 4: on a three gold run. Can he go all the way?
Speaker 5: Patsy, you love shopping? Furniture shopping at a days I do?
Speaker 3: You'd say that a life they had furnished mainly, but
Speaker 3: anyway for them at the moment, voice.
Speaker 4: By myself, Thanks for listening. That's my favorite bits of
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 5: A dares supply and there we go.
Speaker 4: He's crushed and bronzy Bronzie bronzy yummy and my tummy mummy.
Speaker 5: One more to finish off, Kender Labber.
Speaker 4: Kind of like a send us yours on. Oh stop
Speaker 4: talking now.
Speaker 8: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Furniture Man's Rio. Are you ready tomorrow? I'm ready? D
Speaker 4: you a lipra on the couch? You a lipra on gold? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Ossie Ottoman, good God, navarished. God, that's very good, is
Speaker 4: it lazy boys to mem.
Speaker 10: Mmmm silver, Blair like bed bed Zeppelin, fortunate Christian Sorry.
Speaker 4: For you and I twin beds, twin beds Silver, Leonard's
Speaker 4: sideboard boards, any boards already devan divan stood a god,
Speaker 4: well done, ready good good draws instead of the goo
Speaker 4: goo dolls. Good draws.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's gold plus or bronze, triple Man.
Speaker 4: Smelt them boat together Rio and give it to Arena,
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Speaker 4: last three is genius so good you're you gonna put
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Speaker 4: So it's you Desk Leopard Shanes silver, so for Ellis
Speaker 4: Bexter gold plus, Don Simon, Craig Day bed good God
Speaker 4: Chase of Bass Silver, Ikia and Tina Turner Silver, Bruce
Speaker 4: Springsteen and the settee seat band, Well, what's going on?
Speaker 4: That's a bronze. That's Andrews Bruce Inner spring Steen, Mattress.
Speaker 5: Packing a lot silver plus.
Speaker 4: Just and finally Maduna again no name one sixty three.
Speaker 4: Please give you the kudos you deserve, all right, who's winning?
Speaker 10: There were so many great golds so many good ones,
Speaker 10: but I can't go past Divan Devarn No Diavan Devann.
Speaker 4: Ready you win the chocolate hamper. Yummy, Yummy Mummy and
Speaker 4: my dummy. Whatever you up to this weekend, have a
Speaker 4: great weekend. When we are back with you, my friends.
Speaker 4: On Monday morning, it's all about the live comedy night
Speaker 4: I'll be hosting you next Thursday. You can win your
Speaker 4: way there. You could also a few remaining spots will
Speaker 4: be giving away on Monday and Tuesday. They have to
Speaker 4: be done by Tuesday because anybody got fat. Might have
Speaker 4: to all be done Monday because you need the time
Speaker 4: because you're on stage doing stand up comedy for the
Speaker 4: first time. So we're putting on a night next Thursday
Speaker 4: night at the local taphouse in Sint Kilda. If you're
Speaker 4: looking for a bite, tweet this weekend or just to
Speaker 4: go for a bit. They've got a great menu there,
Speaker 4: brilliant beer guard as well up on the roof, so awesome.
Speaker 4: We'll go down there next Thursday. We'll be hosting a
Speaker 4: stand up comedy night for you. If you've never done
Speaker 4: stand up comedy before. There are a couple of spots
Speaker 4: on the bill if you want in I will help
Speaker 4: you all the way you need next week. Email me
Speaker 4: this weekend. We're giving them all the way on Monday.
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian o'connaqu dot com dot au. Have a
Speaker 4: great weekend everyone. We enjoy the wedding. Unless you get
Speaker 4: COVID week week fatsye, enjoy your weekend. We're back Monday,
Speaker 4: and God's oh, I haven't told this excruciating county yesterday.
Speaker 4: Why did I go and say anything? Fact, there's a
Speaker 4: phone in for next week. Why did I say anything?
Speaker 4: I couldn't help myself. I was in my you know,
Speaker 4: cheeky monkey, the local coffee shop I love going to.
Speaker 4: Yes I was waiting for my drink and I see
Speaker 4: Cozy Pickett and Clary Clayton, all of us walk in
Speaker 4: and go and sit down. I thought, damn it, So
Speaker 4: I walked walked past her. I can't just go and
Speaker 4: stop them right to be too awkward, and it was
Speaker 4: quite quiet in there. So I walked past, making out
Speaker 4: I've got to go to a tourlet. As I walk past,
Speaker 4: I just go legends and then one of then goes sorry,
Speaker 4: what you know when it's like, oh, I was actually
Speaker 4: doing for the fire exit, I don't worry about my coffee.
Speaker 4: I just I don't think I can actually go back.
Speaker 4: I don't think I can never go watch the D's again.
Speaker 4: If they lose tonight, it's because Clarie, because we could go.
Speaker 4: What did he say? Is he still in that? It
Speaker 4: was a shame. That's going to be the last impression
Speaker 4: to have me anyway. I' see him Monday.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast