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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. Seconds away from the beer Racist stopsination,

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Speaker 1: we have our two finalists. Harry screw you Jimmy will

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Speaker 1: race Jesse the Butler down Champel Street. Both of them

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Speaker 1: are with two beers. It is on.

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Speaker 2: The races on.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Harry a JA screw you.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy here, my mate, Jimmy doesn't think I can win

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Speaker 3: this race, and I'm here to prove it wrong.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy, he's the first one to cross the time race

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Speaker 1: for the ages today.

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Speaker 4: Jesse the Buckler here, I've buckled twice before, but I

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Speaker 4: will not buckle again. The win is coming to me.

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Speaker 1: But it is the part it crosses the line first,

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Speaker 1: all right line on Champbell Street. That's now cross to

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Speaker 1: our race commentators this morning, Jack Post, good morning.

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Speaker 5: I'm standing with out two nervous competitors. Firstly, Harry, we're

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Speaker 5: calling him screw you. Jimmy, how are you feeling.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good, feeling confident.

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Speaker 5: Now Christian Love wins either way today because if Jimmy,

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Speaker 5: if screw you Jimmy, wins the ten thousand dollars, he's

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Speaker 5: spending it on.

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Speaker 3: The wedding yep, correct, honeymoon location? Eta, who knows tonight?

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Speaker 2: Is it he spent on the wedding or the honeymoon? Oh,

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Speaker 2: we don't know yet.

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Speaker 3: We'll probably determine the honeymoon location, so we'll say.

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Speaker 1: Chapels Street, Chapel Street, the Coma. There such a bit

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Speaker 1: of a spot for a honeymoon.

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Speaker 5: And then if Jesse our Buckler wins, you're spending your

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Speaker 5: money ten thousand dollars on an engagement ring.

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Speaker 2: I am correct.

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Speaker 4: Yes, So it's either an unhappy girlfriend if I lose,

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Speaker 4: or a happy fiance if I win.

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Speaker 1: Wow, we this is huge. Is he going to propose

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Speaker 1: to her on the finish line?

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Speaker 4: Just hopefully I can get across the line first and

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Speaker 4: with more beer.

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Speaker 2: I saw it. Screw you, Jimmy.

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Speaker 4: He was flirting with that moniscus line.

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Speaker 2: So now Jesse is your girlfriend here today?

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Speaker 1: She's not.

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Speaker 4: She's a corporate girl and she had to be in

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Speaker 4: work for an early meeting.

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Speaker 2: So we're not going to see any proposal of the

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Speaker 2: finish line.

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Speaker 4: No, well, haven't got the money yet, so.

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Speaker 2: A proposal ever speakerphone.

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Speaker 1: Christian, perfect, it sounds great. Let's hope it can happen.

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Speaker 1: That's set the conditions. All he needs to do is win.

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Speaker 2: All right, So screw you, Jimmy.

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Speaker 5: You collect your beers first, Buckler, you collect your beers.

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Speaker 2: Come to the starting line with me.

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Speaker 1: Now I want you got a cloud down there, Jack?

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Speaker 1: We can all hear a nice buzz down there this morning.

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Speaker 2: On Oh, there's a big crowd gathering, Christian.

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Speaker 5: To watch the ten thousand dollars beer race our competitors,

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Speaker 5: but will be running two hundred meters from Bridy O'Reilly's

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Speaker 5: down to the Temperance.

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Speaker 2: Hotel and back again.

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Speaker 5: Whoever crosses the line first wins ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: As long as they keep their beers full.

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Speaker 5: It cannot go past the meniscus line. Competitors, Are you ready, Christian?

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Speaker 2: Any final words?

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Speaker 1: Rio describe the same way you are at the Temperance

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Speaker 1: where they've got to come down to you. You then

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Speaker 1: pick up the action and go back to Jack. How

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Speaker 1: weather conditions there, Sonny Windy.

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Speaker 2: It's sad.

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Speaker 6: The breeze is starting to pick up and the clouds

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Speaker 6: are starting to form. Maybe the universe is sensing the

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Speaker 6: gravity of the moment. I'm looking straight back down Chapel Street,

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Speaker 6: and two different figures won the buckler, a big, full barrel,

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Speaker 6: chested fella and then screw you Jimmy's smaller, lighter, nimbler.

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Speaker 2: It's a David and Goliath story.

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Speaker 1: Nicely, really nice.

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Speaker 2: The wind has picked up.

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Speaker 5: Are we going to see beers blown out of hands

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Speaker 5: during this race?

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Speaker 2: Time will tell?

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Speaker 1: All right, Jackie boy, you've got the airhorn. Gentlemen, start

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Speaker 1: your places before the race, and good luck to both

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Speaker 1: of our amazing athletes today, Harry and Jesse. Two great heats.

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Speaker 1: That's the best person wins here. Good luck to both you.

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Speaker 1: Good luck Harry and good luck Jesse.

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Speaker 5: All right, it's Harry trying to seek it up. His

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Speaker 5: work made. Jimmy and it's our buckler. He's competed on

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Speaker 5: the show before and lost.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready? Bys on your marks, get set right.

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Speaker 2: The ten thousand.

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Speaker 5: Dollar beer races on and they both hit a steady

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Speaker 5: pace to start. It's screw you, Jimmy out in front

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Speaker 5: doing the beer run Shimmy, Christian over rio.

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Speaker 2: It is a very cagey start. Christian. I would describe

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Speaker 2: it as a cat and mouse game.

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Speaker 6: At the moment, the buckler is peering over at Jimmy,

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Speaker 6: who's just ahead of him, keeping track of how much

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Speaker 6: they've both got pretty full glasses. Although Jimmy is starting

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Speaker 6: to spill. I repeat, Jimmy is starting to spill. As

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Speaker 6: he approaches the U turn of death. The bucklers hot

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Speaker 6: on his heels, but Jimmy has gone around successfully the

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Speaker 6: U turn of death. Buckler's just behind him. As we

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Speaker 6: go down the final straight, We've got about a three

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Speaker 2: Butler a lot more beer in his glass.

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Speaker 6: Jimmy playing it fast and loose. Jack, I'll hand it

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Speaker 6: over to you now.

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Speaker 5: And what app timing As they passed the Bridle store,

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Speaker 5: each man with a apple of his eye waiting at

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Speaker 5: the finish line to see if they win ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's screw you, Jimmy. Half a meter ahead.

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Speaker 5: They've both picked up the pace well and truly now

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Speaker 5: screw you, Jimmy. He doing the beer run Jimmy, and

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Speaker 5: the butler is behind. This is very interesting, Christian. I

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Speaker 5: can tell you that Harry, screw you.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy has crossed the line first. But he's rolling on

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Speaker 2: the ground, which tells.

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Speaker 1: Me what's happening. What's happened?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, let me let me describe the scenes.

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Speaker 1: I can hear the voice, the commanding presence of Darth Vader.

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Speaker 1: Sue the moss. Is that Sue the Boss speaking. Now,

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Speaker 1: Sue is here with me, but the clouds have open.

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Speaker 1: She's there on.

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Speaker 2: This exactly what we didn't want to happen. Christian.

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Speaker 5: I'm seeing liquid right on the miniscus line, on every

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Speaker 2: Beer, On every glass of.

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Speaker 5: Beer, there is a piece of tape.

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Speaker 2: All right, everybody step away from the beer.

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Speaker 1: What is happening right now? What is happening right now? Shutspied?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I can tell you that Harry aka screw you

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Speaker 5: Jimmy has crossed the line first. I am looking at

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Speaker 5: his beers now being number one, well and truly above

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Speaker 2: Oh this is Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: It works out the weakest linked down here where the adults.

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Speaker 1: We're doing so well, he was doing so well.

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Speaker 2: No, no, this is this is contentious. This is well

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Speaker 2: and contentious. I have why. Okay, I've got Sue the

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Speaker 2: Boss here with me.

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Speaker 1: The judges will now confer. Don't worry. I knew this

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Speaker 1: was going to happen. What's happening?

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Speaker 5: We were just screw you. Jimmy's beer is so close

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Speaker 5: to on the line. It's not funny, so close, so close?

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Speaker 1: One cut it, Jack, It's either over or under.

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Speaker 2: Sue, what are you seeing? I'm seeing what we didn't want.

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Speaker 5: But I'm looking very closely, and I'm going to crown

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Speaker 5: number one.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, who is it?

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Speaker 1: Who is it? Jack? Who are we?

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Speaker 2: The bucker? There is no.

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Speaker 1: Reduce himself. We have a winner. He's the people's champion.

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Speaker 1: You voted him in, Sue.

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Speaker 5: The boss has officially disqualified. Screw you, Jimmy, making your

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Speaker 5: second place runner the winner.

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Speaker 2: The buckler he actually buckled.

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Speaker 6: Yet still what we have a.

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Speaker 4: He's feeling a lot of year and I thought I'm

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Speaker 4: Jimmy's gone under and I've got ten grand.

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Speaker 5: The bugler becomes the chapler with a big smile on

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Speaker 5: his face, and screw you, Jimmy. By the slimmest of margins,

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Speaker 5: I'm talking a millimeter beneath that miniscus.

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Speaker 1: The difference between cold and silver is banana seconds millimeters.

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Speaker 5: He has only just been disquorified for an epic race.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe.

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Speaker 5: The hair one he's buckled and won congratulations is just.

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Speaker 2: Unbuckled.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I still came second.

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Speaker 1: But I go home with the chips, so I'll take

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Speaker 1: them in.

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Speaker 2: Make a Christian thank you team.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Marvin for putting me in.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, the people's champion. You know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe the buckling. You thought it was a weakness. The

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Speaker 1: buckling turned out to be your biggest strength. There's a

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Speaker 1: lesson in this for all there is.

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Speaker 2: There is a lesson.

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Speaker 1: Be the butler. Let's all be the butler today. What

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Speaker 1: a great win, what a great race as well? So close?

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Speaker 1: Can we have a few words with poor old Harry.

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Speaker 2: Harry aka screw you, Jimmy. What are you feeling a

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Speaker 2: lot of emotions? A lot, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just that that's our last millimate. You know, every

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you what any given Sunday.

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Speaker 5: Screw you, Jimmy put his beers on the table. He

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Speaker 5: collapsed to the ground. You realized straight away that you

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Speaker 5: would be disqualified, didn't you.

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Speaker 3: I had a hunch, yeah, Jay, I did have a hunch.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize straight.

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Speaker 5: Away because I was looking at the wrong pers But

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Speaker 5: that's why we have officials down here as well.

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Speaker 1: That's why I asked Sue the boss to be down there.

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Speaker 1: We need at least one adult to supervisors. But what

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Speaker 1: a race water grace to both of them, Harry and Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Well done today, So Jesse, Jack tell us again? Then

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Speaker 1: is ten thousand dollars? Is he often? Now to go

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Speaker 1: and get an engagement ring?

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Speaker 2: Have you have you got the engagement ring in mind already? Jesse?

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Speaker 4: A silver one?

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Speaker 2: She doesn't like gold.

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Speaker 1: Well, we we got a real George Clooney on her hands.

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Speaker 1: He He's off to get a silver one.

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Speaker 2: You have you have you looked at it yet? Have

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Speaker 2: you got anything in mind?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping there's somewhere on this beautiful Chapel street, you know.

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Speaker 1: That I can go. There's a bride or shop back

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Speaker 1: along the racecourse. Off you go.

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Speaker 5: Well done, Jesse, and congratulations to who you're will be

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Speaker 5: fiance as well.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much appreciate it. And I'll send you

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Speaker 4: a photo when I get the ring.

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Speaker 1: Good luck. He's off to going by one of those

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Speaker 1: silver engagement rings. Look out for him. If you're at

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Speaker 1: all us anywhere around Melbourne today, he'd have ten thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars hot to go. All right, Well down, everyone, Jack

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Speaker 1: and Ree a brilliant commentary, and thank you very much

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Speaker 1: to everyone who went down and watched and cheered everyone

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Speaker 1: this morning, and all of the eight athletes that came

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