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Speaker 1: My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the free ID. We have one of our

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Speaker 1: favorite comedians from the current tour, the current circuit right now.

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Speaker 1: His name is Ray O'Leary. He's in the studio right now.

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Speaker 1: Tickets on and Live Nation, dot com, dot au ride,

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Speaker 1: his own mug, brought his own mug.

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Speaker 2: I have brought out my own mug. I do not

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Speaker 2: trust the I came. Last time I was here, I

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Speaker 2: got very ill, and I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what it was about you boys. I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 2: blaming the water for now, but if I get very

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Speaker 2: sick again, I'm going assume it's airborne from one of you.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. We've both got little children, so okay, yeah, sure, sure,

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Speaker 2: that's probably.

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Speaker 1: How I want to talk to you about your tour promotion.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I saw I would love to

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Speaker 2: talk about my I wanted to talk describe it in detail,

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Speaker 2: how you would buy tickets to for all the listeners

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Speaker 2: out there. So on Instagram Instagram, you click on the

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Speaker 2: link you said on there.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you said someone told marketing told you to say

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Speaker 1: that your show was selling fast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is true.

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Speaker 1: And then you've also said, apparently carousels are what people

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Speaker 1: like to see on social media, so please enjoy these

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Speaker 1: series of images. And then you posted stock photos of

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Speaker 1: just actual carousels.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the people wanted. I'm here to provide

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Speaker 2: you know, what was your favorite carousel? My favorite cause

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Speaker 2: there was a close up of a horse with a

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Speaker 2: Giddy Images logo on it. So I do not have

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Speaker 2: permission to post any of those photos, by the way,

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Speaker 2: so please we actually probably shouldkeep that under wraps. Now

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Speaker 2: that I think about it, I'm going to be on

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Speaker 2: the They cost a lot of money if you want

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Speaker 2: to get those Giddy Images. Yah, yeah, think about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think this podcast we should just do did silence.

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Speaker 2: That's that's good.

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Speaker 1: For radio mark Is marketing a strong point of yours?

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Speaker 2: Do you think? Yes? Do not come to the show?

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Speaker 2: Is that a good plug?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: Am I right in saying that?

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Speaker 1: So you're a marketing manager or your manager told you

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Speaker 1: to say selling fast?

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Speaker 2: Yes, they did tell me to say that. That was

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Speaker 2: just a lie though that was one hundred percent of lie.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm here tonight. Things aren't going well. Guys. Please,

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Speaker 2: I need you, please, if you're listening to this, I

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Speaker 2: am desperate. I do not care. Message me directly this look,

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Speaker 2: there's there's a sneaky side entrance. I'll that you threw

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Speaker 2: you come into the show. I think there is actually anyway,

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Speaker 2: but I'll help you out. Here's a review for your show, Ray.

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Speaker 2: This will help sell some tickets, move some unity. We go.

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Speaker 1: He twitches and moves nervously five stars, Starburst Magazine UK.

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Speaker 2: And you can't. You can't deny that fact. I will

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Speaker 2: be twitching. I'll be You guys will think that this

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Speaker 2: man is very ill. This man, this man probably shouldn't

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Speaker 1: Didn't didn't rate tell us the story last time about

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was there. A woman came up to

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Speaker 2: for my represent of the autistic community and I have

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Speaker 2: my comedy festival show. So if she wants to come

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Speaker 2: lodge me with ever diagnoses you again. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 1: I've think that there's a certain comedian who was a

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Speaker 2: Is that right? I don't know who that is, Rolf Harris,

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Speaker 2: the Australian public. We did not know that someone. You

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Speaker 2: Do I need to know something? Now?

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Speaker 1: Ray, We've got your live in the studio, as I'm

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Speaker 1: sure everyone can probably tell, given that that went to air,

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was wondering, because if you've got to, you've

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Speaker 1: You need a bachelor master's degree in philosophy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is true. So I was wondering.

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Speaker 1: We've got phone lines open right now, and I know

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Speaker 1: comedians love to do the whole interact with the audience. Yes, please,

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Speaker 1: would you like to say some calls on a philosophical question?

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Speaker 1: Is there something that's kind of, you know, interesting you

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Speaker 2: Certainly any members of the public of a philosophical query

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, or if they have their credit card details.

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Speaker 1: An example of what a philosophical question would be with that,

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Speaker 1: because I mean we're obviously our audience, aren't philosophers necessarily.

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Speaker 1: So really we're just talking like, have you got a

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And then Ray will solring.

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Speaker 1: His masters in philosophy.

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Speaker 2: you don't find many modern uses for philosophy, but I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great. So thirteen one oh six five? Have you

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Speaker 2: It's an ethical dilemma, and ray O Leary in.

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Speaker 1: Here is going to solve it for you. I hope

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Speaker 1: I don't offend you by saying I might throw a

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even know what that word means. I

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Speaker 2: Does that mean we're gonna we're all going to hang

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Speaker 2: Have you have you got a problem in your life?

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Speaker 2: We've got more with ray Oleary. We want to take

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Speaker 1: Last time you had you in your landlord had died

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Speaker 1: and you wanted to go to his funeral.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is true, that is true. He had passed

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Speaker 2: But then everyone there, you know, because I never met him,

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Speaker 1: So did you get did you get kicked because you're

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Speaker 1: Now that Ray also has a master's in philosophy, guys

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Speaker 1: a very smart guy, very interesting guy, so that he's

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Speaker 1: just throwing the phone lines open here to solve your problems.

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Speaker 1: If you've got an ethic oll issue, We've got Rachel

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Speaker 2: Rachel, what's your problem?

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Speaker 3: Hi guys. Ray In October, I've got to go over

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Speaker 2: Your sister and your sorry, your sister in law's wedding,

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Speaker 3: We'll take the family, my husband and my chee kids.

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Speaker 2: So sorry, is your sister in law is she marrying

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Speaker 3: My husband's sister married.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't don't. I don't think you legally

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Speaker 3: So we've got to go over there, and I'm hoping

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Speaker 3: But my husband says that if we do that, we

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Speaker 2: Oh? I think, yeah, I think divorce your husband? You

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Speaker 2: I mean, have you been Is that not good advice?

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Speaker 2: Those guys are? I mean, have you been to Europe before?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's you know, I think, I think take

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Speaker 1: But sound ethical.

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Speaker 2: Thank you amount of applause. That's what she wants. I

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Samantha, Samantha, do you have a life problem, Samantha?

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Ray, I am being convinced by the girls at

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Speaker 3: work to try and date someone that I work with,

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Speaker 3: and I just want to know from you should I

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Speaker 3: go down that path with him?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, Yeah, that's true. I've been trying to set

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody up together right now. Yeah, so that's it's.

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Speaker 3: That helps me, But.

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Speaker 2: The visual helps anyway. It's a dangerous path to go down.

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Speaker 2: I I guess, I guess do you feel like you

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Speaker 2: and this guy your chemistry. You've got sparks.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a risk taker, so for sure.

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Speaker 2: You're a risk taking. Oh wow, I think. I think

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Speaker 2: That's true. Divorce you just go. Yeah, that's one. If

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Speaker 2: you're married, your kids abandoned them. Anyone listening right now,

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Speaker 2: that's my advice for all of you. Just like, get

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Speaker 2: divorced always step one. Look, I'm a child of divorce.

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Speaker 2: That worked out fine for me. Look at him, he's

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Speaker 2: on fire. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Go and see Ray, guys, I can see O'Leary now

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Speaker 1: the ray is gone.

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Speaker 2: That's the show.

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Speaker 1: Name of the show Ray O'Leary at comedy festivals all

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Speaker 1: over the country.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much, coming in mate. No, I think it's

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Speaker 2: always great to see you. No, it's always great to

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Speaker 2: be here. So thank you. Going live nation dot com.

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Speaker 2: Do you if you want to go and see Ray? Yes,

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Speaker 2: and come, I please request boom boom pounder