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Speaker 1: Dumb mission with Jones and Amanda. The world feels like

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Speaker 1: it's going to hell and a handcart at the moment,

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Speaker 1: but Married at first Sight that juggernaut's not going to stop.

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Speaker 2: It's fun, isn't it. Because it's I can see why

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Speaker 2: people would be drawn to it because it's escapism, but

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Speaker 2: it's aggressive and dramatic escapism.

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Speaker 1: Married at first Sight. Last night, Olivia is trending more

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Speaker 1: than the Ukraine War at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Put her in a context film.

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Speaker 1: Olivia was a former fat girl who now isn't but

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Speaker 1: her in securities about being a former fat girl coming

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Speaker 1: to the fore. And last night I thought she was

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Speaker 1: really picking on Dominica. Dominica was the one that smashed

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Speaker 1: the glass the other night. You know Dominica, she speaks

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Speaker 1: like she can't speak my truth, I don't want to do.

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Speaker 1: She's like one of those And I kind of felt

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Speaker 1: sorry for demanded Dominica and she's been called because she

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Speaker 1: was being picked on. She apologized for what she did,

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Speaker 1: but Olivia was rolling her eyes and you know, being

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Speaker 1: kind of mean. And then her husband, who looks uncannily

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Speaker 1: like your son, Liam, does it instant. He likes them.

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Speaker 1: I know because he looks like Liam.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and is he nice?

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Speaker 1: And he's lovely, He's the nicest guy in the world.

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Speaker 1: Does he like her?

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Speaker 2: Are they a good marriage?

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Speaker 1: And they're one of the couples. I thought they were

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Speaker 1: going to be the cam and jewels of the experiment. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: he sat her down and said, why are you being

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Speaker 1: like this? You're not like this? So he stood up

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Speaker 1: to her. He wasn't a simp. He stood up to

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Speaker 1: her and said, what's a simp? A simp as a guy.

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Speaker 2: That you know, a simp, don't know what it means.

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Speaker 1: It's anyway, it's like a guy that just you know,

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Speaker 1: lays down, goes along with it, just goes along with

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Speaker 1: bad behavior. And so he said to her, look, you know,

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Speaker 2: And how did she take that?

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Speaker 1: Well, she went the blub and had a panic attack

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Speaker 1: and the.

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Speaker 2: Toilet, but she listened to what he said.

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Speaker 1: I hope so, I hope she did. It's funny when

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Speaker 1: they're that because you know, at my age at fifty three,

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Speaker 1: and you'll know this is you know this as well.

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Speaker 1: As you get older, you just go come on. But

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Speaker 1: these kids, because they're all twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight.

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Speaker 3: Everything's so on the surface. So Olivia feels that she's

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Speaker 3: been wronged. I've been wronged. I want my apologies. The

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Speaker 3: girl's apologize for spash in the glass. She didn't jam

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Speaker 3: it into your face. No one died.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's okay, let's move on. And Liam look alike said

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Speaker 1: exactly that. I've noticed his button his shirt up right

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Speaker 1: up to the top. There was a point where he

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Speaker 1: had it really open.

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Speaker 2: Now he's buttoned up to to say I'm not available.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he's a married man now.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he's saying right, no more of this for

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Speaker 1: you anyway. Away from your son and Olivia, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about twisty guy. You know I love twisty guy. Sorry

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Speaker 1: about the breath, So I just had some hip and

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Speaker 1: twisted I.

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Speaker 2: Saw that you put some stuff on your install the

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Speaker 2: well because his wife Kate, is he an actor? Because

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Speaker 2: the bits I've seen he's not reading any of the cues.

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Speaker 1: I figure he's a stirr. He reminds me of a

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Speaker 1: few he reminds of a mutual friend of ours, Jim.

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Speaker 1: If you put Jim in that show, he'd be a

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Speaker 1: stir of the pot. So he can't be real. For sure, well,

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Speaker 1: his wife, Kate, this is the self proclaimed ugly identical twin,

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Speaker 1: Remember the one that says I'm ugly, but she's got

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Speaker 1: an identical What does a twin say? Hang on a minute,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, let's back up the ugly track for a minute. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: he decided, because she every time she looks at she

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Speaker 1: hates him, doesn't she There's a face of hate. I've

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Speaker 1: never seen such a face of hate.

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Speaker 2: And she wanted to leave, but he wanted to stay.

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Speaker 2: So the expert said she had to stay. I don't

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Speaker 2: understand this.

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Speaker 1: What do you think would be the next thing? If

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Speaker 1: you had someone that hated you so much? What would

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Speaker 1: be a way of getting them over the line.

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Speaker 2: Do you think leaving them alone?

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Speaker 1: What about having a spa together? So he got Kate

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Speaker 1: into a kazi into the spa, and it seemed that

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Speaker 1: she was sort of warming to him until he playfully

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Speaker 1: smacked her on the bum. On a second, this is

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Speaker 1: the kind of fun that we've been searching for. Where

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Speaker 1: has it been? We just need to have a few

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Speaker 1: more hot tops.

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Speaker 2: Would she say?

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Speaker 1: Then, if you touch me on the bum again, I'll

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Speaker 1: punch you in the head. That's life.

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Speaker 2: And he thinks that they've been getting on well.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, is he for real? I posted

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Speaker 1: that on my Instagram last night, and I got to

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Speaker 1: give credit to Dylan. Dylan on my Instagram likened it

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Speaker 1: to that scene from Dumb and Dummer. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: that when Lloyd is asking Mary Jim Carrey, Yeah, Jim

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Speaker 1: Carrey's playing Lloyd and Mary. Remember he's pursuing her and

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Speaker 1: he asks what his chances are of them being together?

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Speaker 1: Hit me with it, just give it to me straight.

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Speaker 1: Where are my chances?

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Speaker 2: Not good?

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Speaker 1: Not good? Like one out of one hundred. I'd say

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Speaker 1: more like one out of a million. So you're telling

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Speaker 1: me there's a chance. Yeah. The Ballad of Twisty Guy

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Speaker 1: and the Ugly Identical Twin. It's great TV. This is

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Speaker 1: what you're missing now.

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Speaker 2: I'm enjoying your retelling a lot more.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's genation