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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini A guy will this is this happen in real life?

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Speaker 2: A guy has literally done what Ben Stiller did in

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Speaker 2: the movie Meet the Parents. You spray painted this tail

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Speaker 2: to make him look like JENKSI didn't, you fucker? What's

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Speaker 2: he talking about it? He took his collar and put

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Speaker 2: it on an impasto, then he spray painted his tail,

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Speaker 2: and then he tried to beat us back here so

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Speaker 2: that he could get rid of the evidence. So, if

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Speaker 2: you don't know the movie Meet the Parents, firstly, go

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Speaker 2: and watch it. But secondly, in the movie, ben Steller

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Speaker 2: effectively swaps out a cat, or he loses a cat

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Speaker 2: and then just replaces it with another cat with another cat. Now,

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Speaker 2: a guy this is a true story in America was

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Speaker 2: getting to know his new partner and he didn't like

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Speaker 2: his new partner's aggressive cat, very scratchy, just didn't really

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Speaker 2: like him. So he decides to go off to one

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Speaker 2: of those adoption shelters pick up a cat that looks

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Speaker 2: exactly like his girlfriend's cat, and then he pulls off

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Speaker 2: Will the switch ERU Pretty extraordinary stuff. So yeah, so

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Speaker 2: it's worked for six years. So he has since married

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Speaker 2: this woman. And then finally he's jumped on Reddit because

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Speaker 2: he feels really guilty. He's got a guilty conscience, and

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Speaker 2: he was like, hey, everyone, this is what I did

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Speaker 2: six years ago. I switched out my girlfriend's cat for

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Speaker 2: another one. And people have hammered him. They're saying, it's

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Speaker 2: like a divorceable offense. You've lied to your partner.

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Speaker 3: She didn't know, we don't know.

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Speaker 1: Can't hurt your baby.

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Speaker 2: You've got to question her relationship to the pussy cat

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Speaker 2: if she didn't notice the switcheroo.

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Speaker 3: Well, his relationship to the pussy as well, because I mean,

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Speaker 3: at the end of the day, you know, how does

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Speaker 3: he feel about replacing it with the foreign cat? Well?

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Speaker 1: He felt fine. Will He felt absolutely fine, But.

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Speaker 3: Like the initial one, like you'd think, you know, there'd

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Speaker 3: be a lot of guilty if you're just replacing a

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Speaker 3: cat and you actually cared about it that I would

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Speaker 3: have thought it.

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Speaker 2: Well, yes, And this guilt only came to fruition when

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Speaker 2: he went on the Reddit thread and was like, I

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Speaker 2: just need to confess my sins here.

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Speaker 1: I switched out my girlfriend's pussy cat six years ago

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Speaker 1: and got away with it.

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Speaker 2: Now, Will my question to you and my question to

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Speaker 2: everybody listening, have you ever when successfully pulled off a switcheroo?

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Speaker 1: All right, so it doesn't have to be with an animal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be like an expensive item that you

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Speaker 2: broke or you lost, and then have you just replaced

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Speaker 2: it with another item and got away with it?

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Speaker 3: Getting away with its key here?

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Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, even if you got caught, I'll

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Speaker 2: take the calls. Well, so have you tried to pull

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Speaker 2: off a switcheroo or have you successfully done it?

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Speaker 1: Just switcheroos in general? Have you ever done it?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you should have told me you were going

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Speaker 3: to ask me that question before the song.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's why we prepare everyone. Anyway, Will hasn't done it.

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Speaker 2: Will has not done it. But thirty one oh sixty five,

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Speaker 2: surely someone listening has Have you successfully pulled off a

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Speaker 2: switcheroo or you just attempted it?

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Speaker 1: Because if you got caught, we're going all have a

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Speaker 1: giggle at your expense. Such a bastard. Right now, we're

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Speaker 1: taking your calls.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one oh sixty five, have you pulled off a switcheroo?

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Speaker 3: You deliberately did that? I haven't the conference.

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Speaker 1: It's unprofessional. And now you've slowed the show down. That's

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Speaker 1: very funny.

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Speaker 2: And we're talking about that because a bloke in the

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Speaker 2: state swapped out his wife's pussy cat. He didn't like

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Speaker 2: how aggressive the cat was, so went to an adoption

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Speaker 2: shelter and just switcher rude and nailed it.

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Speaker 1: He's now married to her. They've been together for six

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Speaker 1: years and she has no idea.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Ali here on thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 2: five Ali, you attempted to switch aroo.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well, my mom and auntie did quite sessfully.

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Speaker 5: My pop had a little white, fluffy dog that died

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Speaker 5: and and he couldn't see that well and he was

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Speaker 5: getting pretty old, and they didn't want to tell him

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Speaker 5: because they thought it'd break his heart. Oh, so they

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Speaker 5: just replaced the dog with another dog. And he never

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Speaker 5: realized but the dog they replaced it with dissed the

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Speaker 5: middle at his feet all the time and by his ankles. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and he was always saying, caddles is getting so aggressive

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Speaker 5: in his old age, and but yeah, he believed it.

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Speaker 1: It's that valley well done, thought off a switcher.

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Speaker 2: I mean to be fair, an elderly man who couldn't

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Speaker 2: really see anymore.

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Speaker 1: So not a very hard challenge. And someone argue a

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Speaker 1: bit mean, let's go to Courtney here. I'm thirty one

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Speaker 1: sixty five. Courtney. You tried to pull off a switcheroo.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so my partner got me a promise ring. We're

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Speaker 4: in he will together for six months.

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Speaker 1: What is a promise ring?

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Speaker 3: Is it just like you couldn't afford the engagent ring,

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Speaker 3: or it's too soon for the engagement ring, or he

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Speaker 3: cheated on you and wanted to wanted to compensate for it.

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Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, it's a nice you know stage before the

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Speaker 2: engagement Go on, Courtney, what happened to that promise ring

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Speaker 2: that he gave you?

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Speaker 4: So we've been together four years and I think about

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Speaker 4: a year ago I lost the promise try. Oh and

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Speaker 4: I didn't have the heart to tell him, so I

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Speaker 4: just went out and brought an exact replica.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you nail it?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: How did you catch you out?

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Speaker 4: Because I got different size rings?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 3: Done, done, Dune, Thanks the cold, Courtney. We're going to

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Speaker 3: go to Samanda here on one six five.

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Speaker 1: Samantha.

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Speaker 2: So before we got to samanthah, what would you if

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Speaker 2: you lost your engagement ring.

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Speaker 1: I know you're not my brother's ring all your.

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Speaker 2: Promise Yeah, yeah, yeah, make sure you got the right

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Speaker 2: size if you if you did lose it, do you

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Speaker 2: reckon you would lie?

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Speaker 1: Or would you confess if I lost me engager ring?

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Speaker 3: Yea one hundred percent confess.

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Speaker 1: You know this is a stilly question for me.

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Speaker 3: I don't like lying. Radical honesty. That's the key to happiness.

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Speaker 1: Good of us, Good Amantha.

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Speaker 3: On thirty one and six five, you performed a switcheroo

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Speaker 3: successfully with something more valuable than a promise ring, Samantha.

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Speaker 3: I know you're like listening to the boys, but you

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Speaker 3: got to turn your radio off in the background for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I know, Matt.

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Speaker 3: You want to hear yourself. You're live on air right now.

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Speaker 3: You performed a switcheroo.

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Speaker 4: Assure dude.

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Speaker 5: I went out for my birthday into the city. He's

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Speaker 5: got a bit too intoxicated and got kicked out. As

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Speaker 5: I was walking out, there was a girl in the

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Speaker 5: same boat as me.

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Speaker 4: I was like going to switch clothes, Like, why not?

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Speaker 5: We switched back clothes.

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Speaker 4: We went back up in the line.

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Speaker 5: Sure enough, we got that back in.

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Speaker 1: Good jeez.

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Speaker 3: That is a lead an old time trick that one

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Speaker 3: usable off if you got kicked out your switch shirts.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: I bought the bouncer's shoes once when I wasn't allowed

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Speaker 2: to get into a club because I bought thongs.

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Speaker 3: He bought his shoes.

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Speaker 1: I bought his shoes fifty Australian dollars.

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean.

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Speaker 1: Your maid can't come in with those shoes?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, man, I'll pay a fifty bucks

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Speaker 2: for your What did he do your shoes?

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, man, never is gonna have your thongs? And

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Speaker 1: I was like yeah, man, co again and he bounced

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Speaker 1: the rest of the night in a pair of thongs.

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