1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:00,960 Speaker 1: In the podcast. 2 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, so the title here, if you figured it out, 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 2: already spells tits, but in a cryptic way, because will 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 2: that is what you, as I think job to be fair, 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 2: the most disgusting human being that you embodied to make 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 2: a prank call. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 3: Michael Michael Kevin wolves. 8 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: You described him as a sort of a largish fellow. 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: I say ish very loosely, much like his belt after 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: a hard day of eating what did you say, fish sandwiches. 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 4: This guy's had fifteen O two three fish yamwhiches. He's 12 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 4: got a cold cap of coffee. 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: He's got fifteen seven eleven coffees in his office. 14 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 5: And he smokes. 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 2: Marlburn Reds big sweaty is just huge sweat grows. 16 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 3: He loves cars. 17 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: He was the best car salesman in the West. 18 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 4: Carves a deal, so yeah, heat it down there, just 19 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 4: trying to get people in a good vehicle. 20 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 6: Is he's a good guy. 21 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 5: Know, it's about that. 22 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 3: And he's been going for twenty years. 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 4: And you know his mom lives, you know, a couple 24 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 4: just round the brock for him, and he put her 25 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 4: in an hundred a quarter a few years to go, 26 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 4: and yeah, she's absolutely. 27 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 5: Chaff with that. 28 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, she loves it, doesn't Yeah, that's right. 29 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 4: And you know sometimes he takes a car out because 30 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 4: he doesn't want the people at McDonald's to recognize him 31 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 4: because he was driving his car three times through earlier 32 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 4: that day. 33 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: I'd love to see the inside of Kevin Walters's car. 34 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,279 Speaker 6: My god, so many macas bags. 35 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 5: Imagine. 36 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: Do you think where he'd be one of those classic 37 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: guys that would wear like one of those white singlets. 38 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, short sleeve, button up shirt. 39 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 6: Gold chain, gold chain, Rank, gold chain. 40 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 2: Bit the hair it's up, there'd be balding, but he'd 41 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 2: sweep the hair over. 42 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: And pittstones on his white shirt, making it very yellow. 43 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 2: Anyway, we've been to the Great Bitch with this guy, 44 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 2: and you will hear him make a fun call to 45 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: a woman effectively pitching Rank license plates. 46 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 5: That's right, very sure. 47 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 2: It's great gear amongst a myriad of other splendid things 48 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 2: to listen to. 49 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: You guys, you're also here Martha and Michael role playing. 50 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's totally. 51 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 6: Wild, true story. Enjoy, guys. 52 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 4: This is the Will and Woody podcast since a Wednesday, 53 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 4: So I've got Martha cal Potato itself. 54 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 5: Very god Martha on the studio. 55 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 3: It's no problem, too big or too small. 56 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 7: If you're having an issue, you know who to go. 57 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 3: It's Will and Woodies. Very god, Martha, get I mate. 58 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 7: Hey guys, we'll come back. 59 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 5: Welcome back. 60 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 8: Now. 61 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 3: We're going to cut straight to brass tacks here because 62 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 3: there has been some audio which has come to our attention. 63 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 3: And ordinarily, look, ordinarily I love. 64 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 7: When you two ambush me like this, just on a casual, 65 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 7: chilled Wednesday. I love it. 66 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 6: Well, we need to get our juice out of you, Martha. 67 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 6: We only get you. We get straight to the juicy stuff. 68 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 2: You obvious to be a fan of your of your 69 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 2: Hobbies podcast, the Handbags podcast. 70 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 7: I am like his biggest fan. I think it's actually hilarious. 71 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 7: It's actually my favorite thing, isn't she. 72 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 3: Was doing it with He's doing it with Josh Moss, 73 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 3: who from season one of Love Island and the Handbags. 74 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 3: I assume because their accessories to their girlfriends, which is 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 3: which is that's nice? 76 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 5: Okay? 77 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 3: So one of so Analise your your best mate and biggest. 78 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 7: She heard it, didn't she? 79 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 6: She did. 80 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 5: She's the one who heard it. 81 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 7: So I just don't think Will's out there listening to podcasts. 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 3: No, no, that's true in my favorites. 83 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 5: I didn't know that. 84 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 6: I'll check it in my favorites. 85 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 3: I'd have to sub out from the Techno this morning 86 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 3: over to Michael's podcast to hear them talk about you. 87 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 3: But have a listen. This is Michael, this is this 88 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 3: is your partner talking about you on his podcast, the 89 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: Handbags podcast earlier. 90 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 9: Yeah, I say this, I'll say it. We are do 91 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 9: a little bit of like a role playing no way 92 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 9: german messuse no with an accent that is so weir 93 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 9: a wood chopper or a lumberjack. 94 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 6: That one makes a little bit more sense. 95 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 9: I've been through, uh a pilot of an aeroplane boeing. 96 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 5: Are you in uniform? 97 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 9: Is just this is normally whispering in her ear totally wild? 98 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,279 Speaker 6: So is that is that true? Martha? 99 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, no, yeah, we do that sort of thing here. 100 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 2: We're freak No, there is not a town here. Have 101 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 2: you been that You've been honest? But my first question sorry, 102 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 2: so it's no, it's not just Michael playing a messuse 103 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 2: to to Martha. You you're both no. 104 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 7: No guy, say that, don't put word. 105 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 9: I'm just asking. 106 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 3: I'm asking, how does it work, then it's just jumping 107 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 3: in and out of character. Is it like the co 108 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 3: pilot if he's the pilot. 109 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 7: No, Michael is in full character and I am just 110 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 7: in hysteric laughing at him, and then eventually I let 111 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 7: my guard down enough to let him make a move. 112 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 7: But it usually just goes him doing the character me laughing. 113 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 3: Oh right, so it's his way. 114 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 2: To Has he said to you that you know you 115 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,040 Speaker 2: wouldn't mind that if you know that the scene would 116 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 2: get more life if you also played a character. 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 7: No, No, he actually has never asked me to know. 118 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 5: He has you never played a character? 119 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe I've played a character. 120 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 6: Character handler. 121 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 7: No, I'm just trying to think what character did I play? 122 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 7: I don't know now off the top of my head 123 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 7: because you've ambushed me. But yeah, I mean we Yeah, 124 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 7: sure I have done it for a laugh. 125 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 5: And does it make things more? 126 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:56,359 Speaker 10: Like? 127 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 5: Is it obviously more fun? Is it something that you 128 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 5: felt that you need to do? 129 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 7: Like it's not hotter, Like it's not like hotter, but 130 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 7: it's funnier. 131 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 2: Is there a character that you love though? Of all 132 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 2: the characters that he plays, is they won. 133 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 3: That we've got a pilot, We've got the lumberjack, We've 134 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 3: got Germans. 135 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 7: No, he does like a really rough kind of like 136 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 7: walkie accent. 137 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: One. 138 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 5: What do you mean? 139 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 6: And what's this character? What's their backstory? 140 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 7: I think it's just like a shady character. 141 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 6: All right, all right, all right? 142 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 3: What yes, what we're gonna do as far as I'm concerned, 143 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 3: because I I want Michael on the show. I think 144 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 3: that's what's gonna have to because I'm I reckon. We're 145 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 3: gonna have to hear some of these voices. 146 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, on the show. 147 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, now on the show. 148 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 5: No mate, next week, we're getting him. 149 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 3: Right now, we're gonna go to a song. 150 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 6: You're going, well, we'll find out, we'll find out. 151 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 3: I don't know how to do it, Michael. I assume 152 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 3: you list I know you listen to Martha's bits. Was 153 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 3: on the show thirty one six five, give us a 154 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 3: call with love to hear from you. Right up next, 155 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 3: don't go anywhere. It's out there and god Martha on 156 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,159 Speaker 3: Will and Woody and they're going to do their live 157 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 3: role play. 158 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 5: Up next, it's. 159 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 3: Will and Woodies. 160 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 11: Very God, Martha. 161 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 3: Now Martha, ordinarily, I mean, you're sorting out other people's issues, but. 162 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 5: We've got an issue here. Well maybe it's not an issue. 163 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 3: Maybe maybe issues no issue. The point where this is 164 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 3: this is inventive. This is inventive sexual formula. You know, 165 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 3: this is how This is how to advance and enjoy 166 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 3: your sex life after many years. And that's role playing 167 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 3: which you partner, which you're cain't of. Michael admitted on 168 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 3: his brand new podcast called The Handbags Podcast. He does 169 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,119 Speaker 3: it with Josh Moss from season one of Love Island, 170 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 3: and he said. 171 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 9: This, Wow, I say this, I'll say it. We are 172 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 9: do a little bit of like a role play. No 173 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 9: way German messuse no with an accent that is so 174 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 9: weigh a wood chopper, so a lumberjack. 175 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 6: That one makes a little bit more sense. 176 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 9: I've been through, uh, a pilot of an aeroplane, a boeing. 177 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 6: Are you in uniform? 178 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 9: Is just this is normally whispering in her ear. 179 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 3: Now we put the call out to see whether or 180 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 3: not Michael was listening if you joined the show, and 181 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 3: he's called the phone. 182 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 5: First time on Will and Woody. Welcome Michael. Pleasure to 183 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 5: have you on the show. Mate. 184 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 12: It's grazy to be here under these circumstances. 185 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 2: Guys can I ask you, Michael, did you get any 186 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 2: grief off Martha when you returned home after that podcast recording. 187 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 12: I actually don't think she's heard it, to be honest, 188 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 12: so that maybe the first time she's heard it. So 189 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 12: I don't know how it's going to go down when 190 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 12: she gets home. 191 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 10: I've heard it. 192 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 7: I listened to all your podcasts. 193 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 6: Michael, very supportive. Now let's get down to brass tax here, Michael. 194 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 2: We all want to hear, obviously the characters that you've 195 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:54,680 Speaker 2: been playing. 196 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 7: So are you going to do an accent now, Michael, 197 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 7: because that's what people want. 198 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 5: You've been practicing. 199 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, so Michael, can we have the German messouse please? 200 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 2: It was the first one you mentioned, so it's obviously 201 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 2: a favorite of yours. 202 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 12: I'll keep it very placid and g rated, obviously, but 203 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 12: it does get a little bit spicy at this I'm 204 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 12: sure I'll go straight into it. Hello, would you like 205 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 12: these special treatment? Good full full body massage. 206 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,960 Speaker 7: That's a bit French, but yeah, it's good. 207 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 12: Still gets you though. 208 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 2: Actually, sorry, Michael, Martha told us before the song that 209 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 2: she just she laughs, she laughs at you. Yes, yes, 210 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 2: but that's probably a bit disarming. I don't know, but 211 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 2: is that true? Does she laugh or is she into it? 212 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,200 Speaker 5: Michael? 213 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,679 Speaker 12: Yeah, she laughs and she doesn't realize what's going on, 214 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 12: and then it once you're into it's too late. 215 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 7: I'm so glad you guys are enjoying men. 216 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,760 Speaker 5: I know, this is amazing. This is just like us 217 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 5: having a chat with Michael that you have. 218 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 7: To listen to exactly that. 219 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 3: Oh this is so good, Michael, You're coming every week. 220 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 6: This is great. 221 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 3: All right, So next, next one here, Now, we heard 222 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 3: a bit of a whisper. We heard a bit of 223 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 3: a whisper that your most recent voice is Batman is Batman? 224 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 8: Oh my god, I forgot about Batman. Batman Hot Hot 225 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 8: Batman is the one Batman actually works on me? 226 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:39,959 Speaker 12: Ya? 227 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 5: Batman? What is it about? Which Batman? 228 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,840 Speaker 3: By the way, we're talking Clooney Robson. 229 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 6: All right, okay, okay, Well so Michael, we've got to 230 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 6: hear you Batman. 231 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 5: Well, hang on before we go. 232 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 3: They've still been a one way street so far. 233 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 5: It's just Michael putting on voices. I think, I think, 234 00:10:58,679 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 5: I think if we're. 235 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 3: Going to see a bit a tit for tat here, 236 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 3: I mean, if anyone's seen Batman obviously mind the fun 237 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 3: anyone that's seen Batman. Obviously our Pats is a big 238 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 3: part of it. But also at the other end, we've 239 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 3: got Zoe Kravitz is Catwoman. 240 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,200 Speaker 6: Cat Woman. 241 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think, you know, if we're going to 242 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 3: do a bit of a live action role play, maybe 243 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,959 Speaker 3: Martha you should be playing Catwoman. 244 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 7: It doesn't work like that, guyry, but it doesn't work 245 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 7: like that. 246 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 6: Are you sure? 247 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 2: Because Michael Michael did tell us though that you did play. 248 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 2: He seemed to remember you playing. 249 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,559 Speaker 7: Okay, Michael, what did I What did I play? Please 250 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 7: tell me refresh my memory? 251 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 12: Now you've played a sweet innocent role playing girl you have? 252 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,640 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, that was when we first met. Do 253 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 7: you remember that day? 254 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 6: Forget what happens, but there's the first date on the 255 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 6: show on maths. 256 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 7: Know, maybe the first few weeks. I guess I think 257 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 7: I was playing that that role. 258 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 12: No, you know you've done You've done more. You've done 259 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 12: it in the last year or two. You've done a sweet. 260 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 7: Have okay for me. 261 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 5: Work with me. 262 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,199 Speaker 7: I know what I've done. I know what I've done. 263 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,959 Speaker 7: It's like the oh my god, I've never done this before. 264 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 2: Oh my god, really like and Why don't we get 265 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,280 Speaker 2: Batman to save that girl? 266 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 6: Why don't we when we do that, we've got. 267 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 8: It. 268 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 5: I don't want to hear Michael's Batman. 269 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,959 Speaker 9: To be honest, all right, it hurts my throat to 270 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 9: do it, but I'll give it a go. 271 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:37,560 Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. 272 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 12: I've seen the bad and I heard you use my help. 273 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 12: Very good. 274 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,800 Speaker 5: Oh well, Michael, you anytime. 275 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 12: I appreciate it up now. 276 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 3: I also heard Batman's got a true Fit challenge today 277 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 3: launched today by Michael, so if you want to get involved, 278 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 3: True Fit by Michael dot com dot au thirty day 279 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 3: Challenge there and your podcast as well, the Handburgers podcast. Mate, 280 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,079 Speaker 3: great stuff, thanks for coming on the show. 281 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 5: That was unbelievable. We enjoyed that. 282 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 3: See you later, Legend. 283 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 5: Bye, Martha, thanks for joining us. 284 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,440 Speaker 3: Huge, huge role from you this week. Well done. 285 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:31,079 Speaker 7: Great, it's well And. 286 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 3: Woodie, there's something very funny about bad personalized license plates. 287 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 3: It really gets me going. 288 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 10: Uh. 289 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 3: And there was a woman, a North Carolina woman, a 290 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 3: woman called Coralie Sendy of Ashville, and she applied for 291 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 3: a license plate which read fat. 292 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 6: That's so you just said personalized nice and place, We're bad. 293 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,760 Speaker 6: That is good gear. 294 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:01,960 Speaker 3: A tea and she was pleasantly surprised, got approved by 295 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 3: no he got approved, got approved by the DMV, and 296 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 3: then there are all these complaints that started coming in. 297 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 6: Oh god, live seriously, don't have life? 298 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,199 Speaker 3: Why would you have an issue with. 299 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 5: A personalized number plate? 300 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:16,360 Speaker 9: Like? 301 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,199 Speaker 6: Who cares? 302 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 5: Anyway? 303 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 3: So she so she then created a group with friends 304 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 3: and family called Friends of Ashville Recreational Trails, which of 305 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 3: course FAT is an acronym for and and they've they've 306 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 3: had their first meeting, fifteen people showed up to and 307 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 3: she's hoping she can hold onto the number plate. So 308 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 3: what I want to do up next? Because there is 309 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 3: something very funny about it. Some of these license plates exist. 310 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 3: I'm looking at I'm actually looking online at some of 311 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 3: them that have been banned before, and like some of 312 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 3: them are outrageous that they did previously exist. There was 313 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 3: a license plate n Y no Ob, which which I owned, 314 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 3: got banned recently. There are some Shoka ones that are 315 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 3: out there. So what I want to do Because a 316 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 3: lot of these cars get traded in, or a lot 317 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 3: of the regios get traded in, and then they have 318 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 3: to well if the registration exists on the car you're 319 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 3: kind of sitting on a free registration. So what I 320 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 3: want to do right up next is Missus Doubtfire, our producer. 321 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 3: She and her partner Meg have just bought a car, right, 322 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 3: So what I want to do up next? 323 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 5: Correct me if I'm wrong, Missus Doubtfire. 324 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 3: But you've just bought the car. Will she accept an 325 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 3: offer if I call her up as the car dealership 326 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 3: and offer her twelve months free regro if she accepts 327 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 3: one of these license plates? 328 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 11: She absolutely loves a free beat. 329 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 5: She's the right person to dangle the bait. 330 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 11: In front of absolutely and she is. She's neck deep 331 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,520 Speaker 11: in cars and extras and things we can get for free. 332 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 3: Now's the time to strike. 333 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 2: So what I write down some of the worst license 334 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 2: plates I can possibly think, and then I'll show them 335 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 2: to you as you make the. 336 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 6: Phone call, So I would call it. 337 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 5: I would love that. 338 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 2: And you say, will you take this license plate? So 339 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 2: you're going to find out the license plate as we go? 340 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, this is the job for 341 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 5: you as well to keep it together. 342 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Okay, you're coming up with the license plate 343 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 3: calling Missus Doubtfire's partner, and I'm saying if you accept 344 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 3: one of these, you get twelve months free regio. 345 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Booby Man could be one. Okay, working on. 346 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 5: We'll do it out there. 347 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 3: We're about to make a call, so I'm going to 348 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 3: be calling missus doubtfire. One of our producers going to 349 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 3: be calling her partner Meg. They've just bought a car, 350 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 3: and I'm going to be offering her three twelve months 351 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 3: registration on that car if she accepts one of the 352 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 3: personalized number plates that we have here at the at 353 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 3: the dealership. 354 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 6: Yeah, and I reckon. 355 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 2: You can say to her, these are like undesirable license Yes, and. 356 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 3: That's why, that's why we're trying to get rid of them. 357 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, fair enough to say that I just throw them 358 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 5: in the bin. 359 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 2: Actually, you know, in the real world probably probably, but 360 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,000 Speaker 2: in our world we keep it. 361 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 3: Someone's traded in a car with an awful personal line 362 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,960 Speaker 3: number plate. We've still got the one plate. It's got 363 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 3: free red Joe on it. If you accept the red, 364 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 3: if you set the plate, you get free and I've 365 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 3: written down you're going to write them down, eight awful 366 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 3: license plates. You're going to show them to me as 367 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 3: we go, Yes, right, and I and I've decided to 368 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,640 Speaker 3: do a straight face. 369 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,560 Speaker 5: I'm going to call up for. 370 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 3: Somebody who sounds like they're from a car dealership. 371 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, what are we thinking? 372 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,399 Speaker 3: I was thinking about calling up with. 373 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 5: Kevin Walters. 374 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hello, keV. 375 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:41,640 Speaker 4: Probably breathe pretty heavily, pig of a man. He's gone 376 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 4: fish shamwich in one hand. He's calling up and offering 377 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:46,959 Speaker 4: a free red jo. 378 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 6: Very sweety, keV. Allright, we have the. 379 00:17:49,600 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 4: Number struggling in this yemiduity at the moment, keV, it's 380 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,199 Speaker 4: Megan Game here. 381 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 12: You're going, oh yeah, Meghan speaking. 382 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 4: This is Kevin Walters calling from one thanking me to busy. 383 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 4: Georgia told me that she spoke to your wife a 384 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 4: little bit earlier, but she's and you've sent your pacelips. 385 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 4: You sent your pacelips through? 386 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 3: Is that right? 387 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 8: Yeah? That's right man, perfect? 388 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 9: All right? 389 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,479 Speaker 4: So did did did she explain that the deal with 390 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 4: the under with the under the new plates in the regio? 391 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 8: Not really, she said you. 392 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,679 Speaker 12: She works out all the figures at the end of it. 393 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 8: But sorry I didn't catch everything earlier. 394 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 5: That's all right. 395 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 4: Basically, we've got an absolute truckload of undesirable plates. So 396 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,600 Speaker 4: these are number of plates that some cars that get 397 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 4: traded in with us, and so basically we're trying to 398 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:04,679 Speaker 4: get rid of these things and we're trying to make it, 399 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 4: you know, something that other people would obviously take off us. 400 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 4: But what we do it is we do it in 401 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 4: return for six months or twelve months free registration. Because obviously, 402 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest with your Megan, like these 403 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:22,159 Speaker 4: are these are these are undesirable plates. You might not 404 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,400 Speaker 4: want them, and I mean that quite honestly, Like you're 405 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 4: going to hear some of these and you'll think they're ridiculous, 406 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,199 Speaker 4: because they are. But that's the whole point. That's why 407 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,120 Speaker 4: we give the twelve months regio. So do you want 408 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 4: to hear them? Do you want to have a quick listen? Yeah, 409 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,920 Speaker 4: I may as well get yourself a free rego. Okay, 410 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 4: So the first one's the first one's COVID nineteen. Someone 411 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,119 Speaker 4: obviously thought that was a bit of fun. Is that 412 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,160 Speaker 4: up your alley at all? 413 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,679 Speaker 5: I imagine? Not? 414 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 3: That's fair enough. 415 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,639 Speaker 4: The next one I've got is it's vibe. The first 416 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 4: word five, yeah, and then and then it's this one's 417 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 4: a bit naughty but r and then the number eight 418 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 4: and then the number and then the letter R A right, 419 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 4: so not. 420 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,199 Speaker 8: For you would be a normal one that. 421 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 3: No, I told you these are They're ridiculous, all right. 422 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 3: The next one. 423 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 4: Is so L one L and then D one K. 424 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 4: So you know if you spelled that out it would 425 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:36,840 Speaker 4: say little dick. Right, So that's the next one, not 426 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:42,680 Speaker 4: for you, I imagine enough, all right, So next one T 427 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:51,679 Speaker 4: I T A y five so that would mean two days. 428 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 3: So that one always gets me going of. 429 00:20:54,600 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 2: It makes you there's disgusted. 430 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 5: Really, you couldn't give us? 431 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 4: How would you feel that you. 432 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,199 Speaker 5: Don't want to? 433 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,360 Speaker 7: Coming up next with more Will and Woody the Will 434 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,160 Speaker 7: and Woody. 435 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:25,040 Speaker 3: Podcast, Woodrow we're talking about Pete Davidson right now, who 436 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,439 Speaker 3: is actually he's going on Blue Origin's fourth human flight, 437 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 3: which is Jeff Bezos's rocket company. 438 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,200 Speaker 5: I was called Richard Branson's. 439 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,399 Speaker 3: Before, but it's you get a bit lost in the 440 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 3: reads with. 441 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,000 Speaker 5: White billionaires who have rocket companies a days. 442 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 6: I mean, they're all doing it. When's Murdock gonna do it? 443 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:44,159 Speaker 6: When's he going to do it? 444 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,400 Speaker 5: Don't know? 445 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 6: Surely soon. 446 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 3: That's a question for a finance podcast, I would suggest anyway, 447 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 3: I'm suggesting that Davidson snuck out the back of Kim 448 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 3: Kardashian's house when Kanye rocked up and jumped on a 449 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,840 Speaker 3: rocket ship, which is possibly the best snuck out the 450 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,240 Speaker 3: back story I've ever heard. And I'm throwing down the 451 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 3: gornlet thirty one and six five? 452 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 5: Do you think you have an epic? 453 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,120 Speaker 3: Had to sneak out the backstory? 454 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 2: A girlfriend of mine was on a day first days. Yep, 455 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 2: she was incredibly nervous. I don't I don't want to 456 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,359 Speaker 2: get gross here, but effectively she she soiled herself in 457 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 2: the toilets and decided that you can't just so, she 458 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,359 Speaker 2: can't just well, she sold herself at the table and 459 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,280 Speaker 2: then went to the table and then went to the toilet. 460 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400 Speaker 2: Obviously went to the toilet straight away, had a bad 461 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,440 Speaker 2: shrimp or muscle. 462 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:35,119 Speaker 6: I imagine it works. 463 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 5: The table, she's. 464 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,359 Speaker 2: Obviously gone for what I imagine was it was a far 465 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 2: right far She's followed through. 466 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 6: She's gone, this is a nightmare. 467 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 2: She goes to the bathroom and decides that there's no 468 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 2: way to clean this arm. So get this, there was 469 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,679 Speaker 2: no backdoor either, so she just goes back into the 470 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,359 Speaker 2: restaurant and then just runs and. 471 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:54,439 Speaker 6: Then get this, the guy ran after her. It was 472 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 6: just a foot race, and she reckoned. She lost him 473 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 6: in a park. 474 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,000 Speaker 5: Oh I didn't he think that. 475 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 3: He's just sitting there and his dates just bolted through 476 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 3: the restaurant. 477 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, sensational, all right? 478 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 3: Uh, Natalie, Natalie, Now, I've been warned that you can 479 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 3: talk underwater, So I'm gonna So I'm gonna. 480 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,439 Speaker 5: I'm gonna wrap you up. I feel like I need to. 481 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,400 Speaker 3: But we're talking about escaping, escaping, sneaking out the back. 482 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 5: You were also on a tinder date. 483 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 8: I was on a tinder Well, we've been going out 484 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,359 Speaker 8: for two months. Had him over for a visit. My 485 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,879 Speaker 8: son was at work. Son came home early, so I 486 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,399 Speaker 8: had to keep my son in the kitchen occupied. I 487 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 8: was sketchy, had while my boyfriend but were you were 488 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:47,639 Speaker 8: you were? 489 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 11: You? 490 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,120 Speaker 3: Were you scantily clad? Had you know, thrown a robe 491 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,159 Speaker 3: over yourself for what's the story? 492 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd quickly thrown on some clothes, but it was 493 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 8: it was very obvious what had been going on. But 494 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,640 Speaker 8: my son was you know, I just tried to keep 495 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 8: him occupied. My boyfriend snuck out the front door, but 496 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,119 Speaker 8: let the two dogs in at the same time, like, 497 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 8: dogs can't open doors, come in and oh look the 498 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 8: dogs just let themselves in. How funny. Anyway, my son's 499 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 8: just rolled his eyes at me. He's nineteen. 500 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 4: Yeah. 501 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 8: Next day, mom, did you have a guy here? No? No, 502 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 8: I didn't have a guy here? Are you sure? Yep? 503 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 8: Two months later he finally met him and then he 504 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 8: just turned around to him and said, you were the 505 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,840 Speaker 8: dudes that came that snuck out of my mum's our house. 506 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,280 Speaker 10: Was it you? 507 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 8: He's like yes, and he goes good once. 508 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,200 Speaker 3: Good job. 509 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,399 Speaker 5: Were you still with the guy though? 510 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,680 Speaker 3: As I am, and. 511 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 8: I'm still with him now. I'm actually driving to his house. 512 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,919 Speaker 8: I listened to you guys driving to his house pretty 513 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,080 Speaker 8: much half the half the week every week. 514 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,360 Speaker 12: Oh there, now I'm there. 515 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,959 Speaker 5: Hopefully your son's not listening. This is the Will and 516 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,440 Speaker 5: Woody Podcast. 517 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 6: If you've got petrol, you could now have edge sheer 518 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 6: and tickets. 519 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 8: Special prices arising sharply around the country. 520 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,560 Speaker 2: I mean, let's spier dealt him. 521 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,200 Speaker 6: You want money? 522 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,440 Speaker 8: Got to do this. 523 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,359 Speaker 6: His last tour broke records as the biggest tour ever ed. 524 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 6: Sharon returns to Australia in twenty twenty three. 525 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,640 Speaker 2: Tickets on Wednesday, twenty third of March details at Frontier 526 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 2: at two. 527 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 3: Gone on the name of the tour something creative and inventive, 528 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 3: I imagine, away from all those you know that symbols 529 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,520 Speaker 3: that he uses for his records. 530 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,480 Speaker 6: Yes, should be very happy to hear his tour is 531 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 6: called the Mathematics Tour. Wow, slitter, Hey, I. 532 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 13: Is he's he's a good he could only he could 533 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,359 Speaker 13: the Mathematics Tour and expect people to sit in his 534 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,400 Speaker 13: seat and watch him. 535 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 5: Hey, I'm I mean that is just symbol about big play, 536 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 5: to be honest. 537 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, I'm going to call it algebra I. 538 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 5: Unbelievable. 539 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,439 Speaker 2: Anyway, I do have a double pass to Edge Sheeran 540 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 2: to give away. But well you and I were talking 541 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,640 Speaker 2: before the show. Yeah, and petrol prices are rising, they're 542 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 2: they're they're getting very high, which is actually really really 543 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 2: difficult that petrol is so expensive. 544 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,000 Speaker 3: But it's not it's high high, more than high at 545 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 3: the moment. 546 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, this this guy at Climbing Up, isn't it two fifty? Yeah? 547 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 2: Guy at Colm sec and what that is? But he 548 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 2: reckons petrol prices are on course to hit as high 549 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 2: as two dollars twenty. 550 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 6: Stinger. 551 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 5: It'll probably keep going up while Russia's in the UK, 552 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 5: And I'd say. 553 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 6: Well, yes, and that's obviously why the prices are going up, right, 554 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,119 Speaker 6: So what do. 555 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,880 Speaker 5: You want to do here? 556 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,920 Speaker 3: Well, I think because these edge Hearing tickets were meant 557 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 3: to go to worthy prize winners, I'll remind. 558 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,840 Speaker 6: You, well, people that are calling are absolutely worthy. 559 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,400 Speaker 5: But you're looking to do some sort of a deal 560 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 5: with them, aren't you. 561 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 6: Well, of course I'm looking to do it. We don't 562 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 6: give away things for free on this show what. 563 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 5: We Radio Station? 564 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 6: No, but I think there's at. 565 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 3: I'd chuck them in from my epic sneak out stories 566 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,440 Speaker 3: for best callers, and you said, no, no, no, I've 567 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 3: got them for a really strong bit. And you're basically 568 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 3: just using them to get free fuel off someone, not me, you, 569 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 3: Rob is the fuel going. 570 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 6: To Robin Hood. So I'm going to get the fuel 571 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 6: off you. 572 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 2: You'll get the edge Sheering tickets, and then then we 573 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,200 Speaker 2: can do something fun with the fuel, like you know, 574 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 2: what else can we get that could be a bit 575 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,120 Speaker 2: of fun? 576 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:28,639 Speaker 10: You know? 577 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 5: So we're doing it for self gained? 578 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, everyone can enjoy it. Well, buy something that 579 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,920 Speaker 2: everyone can enjoy you know what I mean. Anyway, let's 580 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 2: go to Lauren here. I think I've cleared my name 581 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,679 Speaker 2: and Lauren, how much fuel have you gone? How much 582 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 2: fuel you're going to give me for the edge sheering tickets? 583 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:43,679 Speaker 3: Oh? 584 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 14: As much as you need? 585 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 3: Gee? 586 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 5: How much have you got, Lauren? How much fuel have 587 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 5: you got on you? 588 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,440 Speaker 10: Well? 589 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,040 Speaker 14: I filled up on Monday, I put I didn't feel 590 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,639 Speaker 14: out because obviously prices are ridiculous, but I've seventy dollars 591 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 14: in and it got me just under high half a tank. 592 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,760 Speaker 3: So you're gonna have to siphon that out though, Lauren, 593 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,080 Speaker 3: I know, all, yeah, yeah, you have to get it 594 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:07,479 Speaker 3: out of there. 595 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 5: We can't. We can't take the car off you. 596 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 6: You're willing to empty unless you give us your car for. 597 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,640 Speaker 5: The edge heared tickets. 598 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,880 Speaker 10: That could. 599 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,160 Speaker 5: People are willing to do amazing fuel at all. She's 600 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,440 Speaker 5: just saying, I've got fuel in my car. I'll siphon 601 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 5: it out for you to get the tickets. 602 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 6: Okay, we'll take that on board. So that's half a tank. 603 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,240 Speaker 6: How much is half a tank? 604 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:28,480 Speaker 10: Will? 605 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 5: It depends on the car, but probably, like you know, 606 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,000 Speaker 5: twenty leaders, maybe not bad. 607 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 6: Let's got a Bond here, Bond, how much do you 608 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 6: love edge? Shearing? 609 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 12: Love love love love. 610 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, and you've never seen him before, never seen him before. No, 611 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 6: let's talk business. How much petrol are willing to give us? 612 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 8: I've got, I've got my husband's Jerry Can fool full. 613 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 8: I'm willing to run over to the neighbor and steal 614 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,040 Speaker 8: his all, borrow serry? 615 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,720 Speaker 5: What price did he fill up the Jerry's bond. 616 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 10: To twenty A leader? 617 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,360 Speaker 6: Okay, but just to confirm to Jerry Cans so. 618 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,720 Speaker 10: Willing to run across the road, So that is neighbors, Yeah, steal. 619 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 12: The neighbors or borrow or do whatever. 620 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 5: Its How much is that is? There's sixty leaders of fuel. 621 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 8: No, wouldn't that be Oh my god? 622 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,239 Speaker 7: How much is a Jerry Can? 623 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 8: He just made the lawns because he finally could, but 624 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 8: he stilled it up and then. 625 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 12: It started rating. I can say thirty letters, twenty let's 626 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 12: say twenty. 627 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 6: Five, twenty five? Nice? All right, let's go to Donna, now, 628 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:35,680 Speaker 6: thank you Bond. 629 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 5: Donna. 630 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,920 Speaker 6: You're a massive, ed, cheering fan. Hell yes, sing your 631 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 6: favorite song immediately. 632 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 9: And you can keep me. 633 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 5: Fucking yeah, we know this song. 634 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:55,960 Speaker 9: Well, then. 635 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,960 Speaker 2: I won't make you sing again, Donna have a panic moment, 636 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 2: a panic situation. So, Donna, how much fuel are you 637 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 2: willing to get and give to us for this year? 638 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 6: And tickets? 639 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 14: I've got three quarters of tanking my MITSI and it 640 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 14: is the good ships like. 641 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 5: The you've got dude. 642 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 12: Wow, I've got the premium. 643 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 5: Okay, you got the premium. You got the premium. But 644 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 5: you're gonna have to siphon it out, Donna. 645 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 10: Yeah, that's fine, all right for me. 646 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 8: If you want that little bit more, I'll even take 647 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 8: care of his lawnmower. 648 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, gona take the lawnmark. I've got three corners of 649 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 6: a car and a lawnmark. 650 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,360 Speaker 5: Donna, you got the double car. 651 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 10: Just just. 652 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 5: Let's just pull it, just just let's just wind it 653 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 5: back for a sect. 654 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 6: Give you my home address on it? 655 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 5: So yep, So Donna's so. 656 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 3: Donna's giving us third thirty five liters of fuel yep 657 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 3: of petrol, premium petrol. Mind that we give her a 658 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,840 Speaker 3: double pass to see ed Shearon? Yes, what do we 659 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 3: what do we do with the fuel? 660 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 6: I'm thinking we traded for something. 661 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 10: What do you mean? 662 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 2: I'm thinking we just get on here tomorrow. Yeah, we've 663 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 2: got thirty five letters of fuel. 664 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 5: Why didn't we just do that with the Sharon tickets? 665 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 5: To start with hell tickets? What do we just say? 666 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 5: What are you hoping to get from the petrol? 667 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 3: I think petrol so expensive in the mindan's also a 668 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,480 Speaker 3: very prized commodity. We're the only people in Australia that 669 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 3: got Edge Shearing tickets right now to give away, and 670 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 3: you traded them for thirty five leaders of petrol. 671 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 6: Absolutely, you meant to be a businessman. I am a businessman, Will, 672 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,960 Speaker 6: and those petrol will keep going up. By the way, 673 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200 Speaker 6: we're sitting on Goldman. 674 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 3: We were, we were. 675 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 5: Mine. It's the dumbest thing we've ever done. 676 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 6: Well, you call me dumb, but I've got petrol, my friend, 677 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,000 Speaker 6: I'm rich with petrol. Get on your donna. You have 678 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,720 Speaker 6: you've won the Edge Shearon tickets and we've. 679 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 3: Got seventy seven bucks worth of petrol for like two 680 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 3: tickets that are worth jowing a buck. 681 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 6: They were bucks. Oh we've made a loss, Will, We've 682 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 6: made a lost. 683 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,800 Speaker 7: The Willow Woody podcast. 684 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 2: A woman called Bethany Collins is giving birth and at 685 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 2: one point the doctor goes, I have never seen that before. 686 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,320 Speaker 6: Her eyes popped out. 687 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:29,000 Speaker 5: Her eyes, sorry, I her eye got a cartoon popped. 688 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,920 Speaker 5: Her eye popped out right out. 689 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, yep, right out, hanging by the rentna. 690 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,640 Speaker 2: I don't know how far it popped out, but you 691 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 2: know it was enough to call it a pop out. 692 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,600 Speaker 2: You know, in the doctor's official notes, he's called it 693 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 2: a pop out. By the way, there are no long 694 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,120 Speaker 2: term effects, so that the eye just popped back in 695 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,280 Speaker 2: and after a couple of weeks she was okay, but 696 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,680 Speaker 2: I know your partner is giving birth. 697 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 3: I'm sure the child's the apple of her mother's eye. 698 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,520 Speaker 3: It's not getting late in the show. You think he's 699 00:32:59,520 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 3: out a kid. 700 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. 701 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,480 Speaker 2: Now, your your beautiful girlfriends, she's going to be giving 702 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,000 Speaker 2: birth soon. Have you been told, like, hey, your eyes 703 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:09,959 Speaker 2: might pop out? 704 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 10: Yeah? 705 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 6: Right, okay, Well that actually makes sense because the doctor. 706 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 3: Can cut her eyes if she's pushing, well pushing hard enough. 707 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,520 Speaker 6: Well, given you are exerting, so I can see why 708 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,560 Speaker 6: and I would pop out. 709 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,640 Speaker 5: I can't. 710 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 3: Know. There are other things that you do that in 711 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,760 Speaker 3: your life, and I've never heard of anybody. Yeah, that's 712 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 3: true popping an eye out while they did that. I 713 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,240 Speaker 3: mean birthing is obviously very different too. Just doing a 714 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,080 Speaker 3: number two, but have a will very good. 715 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:36,880 Speaker 6: But no goodye. 716 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 2: And the doctor did say, I have never seen that before, 717 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,760 Speaker 2: and I really want to lean into that. I want 718 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 2: to lean into that right now. Thirteen one oh six 719 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 2: five is our number. Have you ever had the situation 720 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 2: or experience where a doctor or nurse has said to you, Wow, 721 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,240 Speaker 2: I have never seen that before. 722 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,200 Speaker 6: It doesn't have to be birth related. 723 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 2: You've just gone in with some sort of ale or 724 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,920 Speaker 2: whatever and the doctor's gone, oh, I have never seen 725 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 2: that before, have you? 726 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:10,800 Speaker 6: Yes, multiply times, apparently to the doctor that serviced me. 727 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,840 Speaker 6: I'm not sure if that's the right terminology. 728 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,520 Speaker 2: But the doctor that saw me, yeah, he's never had 729 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 2: someone come in with suspected appendicitis for it to turn 730 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,560 Speaker 2: out to be compressed gas. Really yeah, never never before 731 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,920 Speaker 2: ne before And side note he did, yes, have to 732 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 2: massage your fart out of me. I've also a doctor 733 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 2: said to me that someone has never come in here 734 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,840 Speaker 2: claiming to be dying, and that this was me. 735 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,520 Speaker 5: Oh, yes, I remember this. 736 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,520 Speaker 6: I thought I had a back, I thought, yeah, yeah, backpimple. 737 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 6: I thought I had a spinal quantum. 738 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,120 Speaker 3: A quantum leap, isn't it? And anybody else would be 739 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,239 Speaker 3: like a bad people that you had a pimple in 740 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 3: your back. 741 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,960 Speaker 5: Yes, and you elevated it too. I'm dying. 742 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,200 Speaker 3: That is just just a glimpse into how tragic your 743 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:55,960 Speaker 3: hypochondria is. 744 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 6: I googled it. 745 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,960 Speaker 2: I googled it and Google said you're potentially dying. So yeah, 746 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,160 Speaker 2: rushed in there. Doctor has never seen it before. Someone 747 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,640 Speaker 2: rushing into emergency. 748 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,320 Speaker 3: Told recently that a doctor has never seen the legs 749 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,080 Speaker 3: a set of legs as ratty as yours. 750 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,839 Speaker 6: I wasn't going to bring that up, but they did 751 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,440 Speaker 6: write a physio doctor bag, Thank you very call him Vange. 752 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,640 Speaker 3: I do not you say you see you see the 753 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,359 Speaker 3: doctor about your legs called doctor Vadge. 754 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,880 Speaker 2: Absolutely never done that. And if you're listening, Wendell, come on, 755 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,680 Speaker 2: come on, it's bag anyway. Best doctoring the biers by 756 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,800 Speaker 2: the way, looking in the beers. It's bag anyway. I 757 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,879 Speaker 2: did see him and he said he's he's never seen 758 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,960 Speaker 2: calves weaker than mine. 759 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 6: Really yeah he actually yeah. 760 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 3: He did say, like you have medically ratty legs. Yeah, 761 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,799 Speaker 3: like they're not just like having a joke around here. 762 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,520 Speaker 3: You're like, your legs are so crap that it's an 763 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,720 Speaker 3: anomaly to a doctor. 764 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like, I don't know, he said, I 765 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 6: don't know how you've managed to get through. He said, 766 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,560 Speaker 6: I don't know how joke about it. 767 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,480 Speaker 2: No, I know about what when I saw him, so 768 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,040 Speaker 2: I was like, I'm getting a lot of teasing in 769 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,440 Speaker 2: Johns out my legs. 770 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 3: And you thought you'd go in there and he'd be like, no, mate, 771 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 3: don't worry about it. 772 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 5: And he's like, wow, No, I wasn't awful. 773 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,880 Speaker 6: Wanting to pump them up. 774 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,200 Speaker 2: But he actually said to me, He goes, I don't 775 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,600 Speaker 2: know how you've managed to walk around your entire life 776 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,759 Speaker 2: without turning your calves on. 777 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,279 Speaker 6: What do you mean they've never been turned on. 778 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:24,320 Speaker 2: It was like he dusted them off, out some cobwebs 779 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 2: and switched a button and turned them on. He said, 780 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 2: you because I walk on the outside of my feet 781 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,439 Speaker 2: that is never turned on, and that's why they're ratty. 782 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,279 Speaker 6: Anyway, back on topic thirteen. 783 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,440 Speaker 2: Never turned them on, and I've jumped. I've jumped before. 784 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 2: She didn't turn me carves onied I've skipped twelve anyway. 785 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,120 Speaker 2: Thirty one six five has a doctor or nurse ever 786 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,600 Speaker 2: said to you, wow, I have never seen that before, 787 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,640 Speaker 2: and I will obviously take calls from doctors and nurses 788 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,800 Speaker 2: as well. On the other side, whell has a doctor 789 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,839 Speaker 2: or a nurse ever said to you, wow, I've never 790 00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:04,719 Speaker 2: seen that before. Because a woman was giving birth and 791 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,640 Speaker 2: her I popped out, fully fully popped out, and the 792 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 2: doctor said exactly that, I have never seen that before. 793 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,879 Speaker 6: She's actually okay, no long term effects. I popped back 794 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,239 Speaker 6: in and she is all good, baby healthy as well. 795 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,640 Speaker 5: Let's assume that baby's healthy. Mate. 796 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,200 Speaker 6: It feels like a bit of a It's just a 797 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 6: good thing to say. It's a good thing to say, 798 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 6: little Phoebe. Let's go to Maria here. 799 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,960 Speaker 5: Certainly not fee by. 800 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,040 Speaker 3: Oh god, I mean somebody stopped me, put me out, 801 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,760 Speaker 3: put me out, Maria a live. 802 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 5: Audience for that one as well. Maria enjoyed it and 803 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 5: she was anyway. 804 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 3: Maria, we're talking about things that doctors have never seen before. 805 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 10: What you got, hey, all of my three daughters have 806 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 10: been born in the ammunotic state. 807 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, naturally, so. 808 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,399 Speaker 3: They got born in the sack. So when the baby 809 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,279 Speaker 3: comes out, it's still in the sack. 810 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,600 Speaker 5: So think the waters don't. 811 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 6: So then so it's in like a like a blow 812 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 6: almost like a balloon, like a balloon. Yeah, do your 813 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,839 Speaker 6: poppet or do you let it naturally. 814 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,320 Speaker 10: Break it when when babies out? But I don't know 815 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,919 Speaker 10: why it's happened three times in a row. But they're 816 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,279 Speaker 10: too like I'm usually very fast, so babies come very 817 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,800 Speaker 10: quickly and they don't have a chance to break my waters. 818 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,080 Speaker 10: So they've just all been born in their sack and 819 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,120 Speaker 10: they break it once they're out and then do the 820 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,880 Speaker 10: cleaning business. 821 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,840 Speaker 3: They must be really very happy babies in there, Maria, 822 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 3: if such a strong connection to the sack that they're in, 823 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:34,760 Speaker 3: that's quite incredible. 824 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,759 Speaker 2: Well, Maria might have a very strong sack as well. 825 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,480 Speaker 2: It's happened three times, you might have an abnormal. 826 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,359 Speaker 10: Times all three daughters. I've had it, and I don't 827 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 10: get it because they're terrors. 828 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:51,200 Speaker 3: So isn't like a trait they've carried with them throughout 829 00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:51,800 Speaker 3: their lives? 830 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:52,799 Speaker 5: You know they. 831 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,359 Speaker 10: Did it straight out hers. 832 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,919 Speaker 5: Know how that would apply to be honest? Stupid question. 833 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a bit, but unless one of them 834 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,320 Speaker 3: became a hermit crab and you know, continued to carry 835 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,560 Speaker 3: some sort of a home on their back. 836 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,080 Speaker 7: Yeah. 837 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:13,799 Speaker 6: Wow, Arctica. Uh here Arctica. As a doctor or nurse 838 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 6: ever said to you that they've never seen that before. 839 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,440 Speaker 6: Arctica is Arctica? 840 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:22,800 Speaker 5: Is it? 841 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 1: Yes? 842 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 9: A fever? 843 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:25,879 Speaker 6: Yes? 844 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,879 Speaker 7: So I have my lenses on and I fell as 845 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,960 Speaker 7: please all night, and I obviously didn't realize. 846 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,520 Speaker 10: That I had my lens in my eye when I 847 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 10: fell asleep. 848 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,680 Speaker 7: Then when I walked up. 849 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,239 Speaker 10: The next morning, my eyes were very really bad. 850 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,719 Speaker 5: I'm gone. I think most people would be gone there. 851 00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,800 Speaker 6: I think she went to sleep with her contact lenses on? 852 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,400 Speaker 5: Oh did you get that far? 853 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:47,719 Speaker 3: Did you? 854 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,120 Speaker 9: Sorry? 855 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,000 Speaker 3: I was just most people were gone, weren't they know? 856 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,920 Speaker 3: The producers when it better be a good finish. 857 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,239 Speaker 11: She fell asleep with her lenses in her eye, well 858 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,920 Speaker 11: caught with and her eyes hurt and her lenses had 859 00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,880 Speaker 11: gone to the back. 860 00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,440 Speaker 6: Of her That turned to me before I give you 861 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,000 Speaker 6: a ryebal. 862 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, because when you sleep, obviously your eyes rolled back 863 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 2: so your lenses can follow. 864 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,439 Speaker 6: But I told you the story once when. 865 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,840 Speaker 3: I got up the next day, and I was like, 866 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 3: does hold that because I do enjoy that story. You 867 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,680 Speaker 3: tell me fell asleep with your contactless in your eyes? 868 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I thought. 869 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,319 Speaker 5: I think I know, I think I know the end 870 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,759 Speaker 5: of this room. Let's go to stiff. Stiff, you're a nurse, Yeah, yeah, 871 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,000 Speaker 5: I am. What's what you say, stiff. 872 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,320 Speaker 14: So basically, this this person had taken taken a concoction 873 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:41,600 Speaker 14: of illicit substances at a music festival and no, no, 874 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:49,040 Speaker 14: and didn't have proper decision making abilities, and he intentionally 875 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,880 Speaker 14: decided to smash his head into a star picket. So 876 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,239 Speaker 14: I should probably say through a star picket because there 877 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:55,920 Speaker 14: was a hole. 878 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,279 Speaker 10: In his head. 879 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,399 Speaker 6: My god, Stiff, I was not expecting that at all. 880 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,439 Speaker 8: No, No, you could. 881 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,120 Speaker 14: You could see the pulse in the brain. You can 882 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 14: see the brain matter. 883 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 884 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,560 Speaker 5: I went to a place. 885 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,360 Speaker 6: Did they survive, steph? 886 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,160 Speaker 8: I was aware. 887 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,239 Speaker 14: Last time I checked, they were. They were still alive. 888 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 14: In fact, they were conscious when I saw them. 889 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,160 Speaker 6: Oh wow, Okay, they're conscious with a hole in there. 890 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,239 Speaker 5: Wow, just a bit of a stickhead by the sound 891 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:26,400 Speaker 5: of it. 892 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,080 Speaker 6: Nice. Where's your warming up? 893 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,640 Speaker 5: I really want to finish. 894 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,080 Speaker 3: You went to sleep, Your contact lenses rolled to the 895 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:33,799 Speaker 3: back of your eyes. 896 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,040 Speaker 5: That's it. 897 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,000 Speaker 2: So I woke up the next morning and I did 898 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,560 Speaker 2: my routine. I went to go and put my contact 899 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,640 Speaker 2: lenses in for the morning of school. I've put my 900 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,319 Speaker 2: contact lenses in, and I was like, what the hell, 901 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,640 Speaker 2: My vision's blurry. This is very old, this is very strange. 902 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,120 Speaker 6: Anyway, I took my contact lenses out and then realized, 903 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 6: Oh my. 904 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:51,520 Speaker 2: God, I've got perfect vision. And I thought overnight my 905 00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,680 Speaker 2: vision had been cured like Spider. 906 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 5: Man, and I ran out to me mom. 907 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,080 Speaker 6: I was like, mam, my vision has been cured. Anyway, 908 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,520 Speaker 6: there were just contact lenses in there. 909 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,880 Speaker 12: Me openn. 910 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,400 Speaker 5: I love that. 911 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,680 Speaker 6: So the three minutes that I thought I was man, 912 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,759 Speaker 6: I was like, I cannot. I'm a medical phenomenon.