WEBVTT - MINI: The Race

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Moments away from this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the race. I could be a pig of a

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<v Speaker 1>race that stops the nation. Get Nana out, gather around

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<v Speaker 1>the radio host Lash Meadows, man versus pig.

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<v Speaker 2>I am the exact same height as you, same bolt,

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<v Speaker 2>the fastest man in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Post will race a pig.

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<v Speaker 3>No pig in Australia can be mean.

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<v Speaker 1>A pig will race Jack Posts.

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<v Speaker 3>Guidance.

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<v Speaker 1>They can only be one winner.

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<v Speaker 2>If I win, you guys cheer. If the pig wins,

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<v Speaker 2>I will thank him for his time.

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<v Speaker 1>A battle for species supremacy.

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<v Speaker 3>I am racing for all of humankind.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't miss the sporting a winner. The year they cometh,

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<v Speaker 1>the hour they be cometh.

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<v Speaker 3>The pig doubt me. I feed off the doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>The talking is over.

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<v Speaker 4>Hour's time for legends to arise and also losers.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Posts, are you ready?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready to go, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the pig?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing the pig now.

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<v Speaker 4>They just did a poo oh Simon, he's actually China.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a lot of athletes, they preaed up, they call it,

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<v Speaker 4>just to make that body even lighter or stem nervous.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it says to me. He is doing a

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<v Speaker 3>nervous poop.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking that guy is the same size as you seen.

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<v Speaker 2>Bolts pigs bigger than I thought. I thought they were

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<v Speaker 2>going to go for a little one. Little to me

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<v Speaker 2>meant speedier, But they've gone for quite a big pig.

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<v Speaker 3>Medium sized pig, i'd call it.

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<v Speaker 4>So are you both now? Obviously it's in its lane.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got your lanes.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that one hundred meters look very long? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, the pig's in the trailer still, should we get

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<v Speaker 2>him to the starting line?

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<v Speaker 1>I would Yeah, it's three minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get the pig to the starting line.

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>And are you mum and dad there now?

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<v Speaker 3>Mum and daddy here, and my baby's just rocked up,

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<v Speaker 3>both of them. My wife and my son are here.

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<v Speaker 4>All those generations expecting dad to win.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Jackie boy, are you ready to win?

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<v Speaker 2>I am ready, Christian, I am ready to go. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel limba, I feel like I feel fast. Oh, the

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<v Speaker 2>pig is coming in the starting line.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm playing the song. I'm playing either Tiger for you both.

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<v Speaker 4>After this, I will begin the countdown rio with a

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<v Speaker 4>race caller he's got the starting flag. Jack Post, good luck,

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you mate. Piggy Gonzalez, good luck as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The race is on. Next Jack versus the pig go nowhere.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now we're

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<v Speaker 4>about to cross live to Colinwood Chiltern's Farm. Are the

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<v Speaker 4>major sporting precinct revered all over the world. Here the

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<v Speaker 4>mcg amy Park and now a new megadome Colin wood Chiltern's.

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<v Speaker 1>Farm on that top paddock. It is time. Talking is

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<v Speaker 1>over now.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just seen a photo of the starting blocks, sort

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<v Speaker 4>of thing you'd get at the Olympics for the one

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<v Speaker 4>had you minutes to Jack personally requested behind my back.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry if you think he's going to get an

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<v Speaker 1>unfair advantage. I've seen them. We obviously borrowed some from

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<v Speaker 1>a junior school. These children starting blogs. It's nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>He used to measure feet with that at the start

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<v Speaker 4>of school year at the shoe shot. Jack is a musician.

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<v Speaker 4>He's he's parlored on the pressure to himself. He's invited

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<v Speaker 4>his mom and dad there so that they can see

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<v Speaker 4>their son excel in sporting victory for the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>His son is also there and his wife. Generations are

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<v Speaker 1>there to witness. There's some of you who have turned

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<v Speaker 1>up today.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, and now going to cross to the person

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<v Speaker 4>who've got to call today's race, which is Rio.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio. Describe the scenes.

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<v Speaker 5>There now, Christian, I feel like I've walked through a

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<v Speaker 5>wormhole and I've ended up in a parallel universe.

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<v Speaker 3>This is so weird.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a fully grown man, a father, no less in

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<v Speaker 5>full compression kid next to him, a brown pig be

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<v Speaker 5>cradled by the giant hulk of a man Zavy.

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<v Speaker 2>You huge, We're both big, we're both.

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<v Speaker 1>Tena bulks.

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<v Speaker 5>I think Xavier might win the race. It's a paddock.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a beautiful paddic. A little bit of cowpo around,

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<v Speaker 5>but a beautiful clear day, nothing impeding anyone's path. A

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<v Speaker 5>lot of nerves, a lot of excitement. There's a quiet

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<v Speaker 5>and unease as we await the start of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Race, tension hanged in the air.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack a few words before you take a position on

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<v Speaker 4>the children's dancing blocks.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see my wife and son at the finish

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<v Speaker 2>line from where I stand at the starting blocks. What

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<v Speaker 2>better way to start his life than to see his

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<v Speaker 2>father absolutely demolish a pig at the Collingwood Children's Farm.

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<v Speaker 3>I will not let you down, all right, Jackie boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Focus, all right, take position three.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Lag is in the air to real. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna work. I'm gonna play the bugle. We all

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<v Speaker 1>know this. I play this rio.

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<v Speaker 4>Then when I play the starting pistol, you lower the

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<v Speaker 4>flag and racing must commence.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it? You're ready? Jack? Is he falling over? He

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<v Speaker 1>fell over?

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<v Speaker 3>He's he's walked back, walked it back. He's ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>You know when they have one of the finalists and

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<v Speaker 4>a full start, yeah, they always lose. It's over, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>back up, let's go home. Shake trotters, Come on, Jack,

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<v Speaker 4>steady yourself center man center?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he ready? He's ready? Good luck Jack, Good luck

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<v Speaker 1>Piggy Gonzalez. Let's do this. Three two one, Melbourny. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready? World? Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 3>They're away?

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<v Speaker 5>A slow stuff from Piggy Gonzalez.

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<v Speaker 1>He's lost his way a bit. Jack posted streaming ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>He's streaming ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>We ordered a champions like a mild absolutely smoked that pig.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirte After thirty four years of being a sports loser

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<v Speaker 4>finally in front of his mom and his dad. His

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<v Speaker 4>son is wife emotional scenes here.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually one.

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<v Speaker 4>He's beat the race's child.

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<v Speaker 5>My god, his his arm is in the air, he's

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<v Speaker 5>jumping around, he's it seems like he's mocking the pig.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, that is that's not nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Where's the peak? The pig is still yet to cross

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<v Speaker 5>the line. The pig is taking a very leisurely approach

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<v Speaker 5>to this race. We're still the pig has crossed the line.

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<v Speaker 4>A right spelled Piggy Gunzara is tough like a callant loser.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack post a few words from the winner.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to first thing to pig. He really took

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<v Speaker 3>it to me. He's a fast boy, but there was

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<v Speaker 3>no match in the speed of man. The exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how does it fil Jack? How does

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<v Speaker 1>it feel in front of your mum, you turns your son,

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<v Speaker 1>your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly floated.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel it. I didn't feel the pain, cush.

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<v Speaker 2>I was pushing as hard as I could, but I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't feel it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was floating.

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<v Speaker 2>And I looked over mid race and I saw my

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<v Speaker 2>son and he winked at me, and it made me

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<v Speaker 2>run faster.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio, take a see how the race went down.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it was a very slow start from the piggy

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<v Speaker 5>Gonzales and he never quite recovered.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack was fast, I will give it to him.

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<v Speaker 3>He was floating real but Piggy.

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<v Speaker 5>Gonzales very slow to get out of the blocks.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I would say.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably never really got out of first or second gear,

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<v Speaker 5>just sort of leisurely trotted over the line.

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<v Speaker 3>I turned around, Rio, did the pig ever run? I

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<v Speaker 3>turned around, and he walked the rest of the way to.

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<v Speaker 1>A canter, I would say, would.

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<v Speaker 3>Clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack is actually just raced himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian. I raced the pig and I won.

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<v Speaker 1>He raced.

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<v Speaker 3>What will the record books show? What will the record

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<v Speaker 3>books show?

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<v Speaker 1>You're quite right that the pig walked it.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically, that's not in the books.

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<v Speaker 4>The books just said I think the pig is always

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<v Speaker 4>going on here and thought the nice thing to do

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<v Speaker 4>is let this guy win.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack, Well, you are the deserved winner. You held your nerves,

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<v Speaker 1>you raced you one. Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, guys, Thank you for your support. Christian, you

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<v Speaker 2>were the only one who believed in me in this

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<v Speaker 2>whole sea.

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<v Speaker 4>Ladies and gentlemen, the winner today, the one and only

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 1>He took, and he delivered.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank You.

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