Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Moments away from this,
Speaker 1: it's the race. I could be a pig of a
Speaker 1: race that stops the nation. Get Nana out, gather around
Speaker 1: the radio host Lash Meadows, man versus pig.
Speaker 2: I am the exact same height as you, same bolt,
Speaker 2: the fastest man in the world.
Speaker 1: Jack Post will race a pig.
Speaker 3: No pig in Australia can be mean.
Speaker 1: A pig will race Jack Posts.
Speaker 3: Guidance.
Speaker 1: They can only be one winner.
Speaker 2: If I win, you guys cheer. If the pig wins,
Speaker 2: I will thank him for his time.
Speaker 1: A battle for species supremacy.
Speaker 3: I am racing for all of humankind.
Speaker 1: Don't miss the sporting a winner. The year they cometh,
Speaker 1: the hour they be cometh.
Speaker 3: The pig doubt me. I feed off the doubt.
Speaker 1: The talking is over.
Speaker 4: Hour's time for legends to arise and also losers.
Speaker 1: Jack Posts, are you ready?
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go, Christian.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the pig?
Speaker 3: I'm seeing the pig now.
Speaker 4: They just did a poo oh Simon, he's actually China.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of athletes, they preaed up, they call it,
Speaker 4: just to make that body even lighter or stem nervous.
Speaker 3: That's what it says to me. He is doing a
Speaker 3: nervous poop.
Speaker 1: Thinking that guy is the same size as you seen.
Speaker 2: Bolts pigs bigger than I thought. I thought they were
Speaker 2: going to go for a little one. Little to me
Speaker 2: meant speedier, But they've gone for quite a big pig.
Speaker 3: Medium sized pig, i'd call it.
Speaker 4: So are you both now? Obviously it's in its lane.
Speaker 4: You've got your lanes.
Speaker 1: Does that one hundred meters look very long? Now?
Speaker 2: Hey, the pig's in the trailer still, should we get
Speaker 2: him to the starting line?
Speaker 1: I would Yeah, it's three minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Let's get the pig to the starting line.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: And are you mum and dad there now?
Speaker 3: Mum and daddy here, and my baby's just rocked up,
Speaker 3: both of them. My wife and my son are here.
Speaker 4: All those generations expecting dad to win.
Speaker 1: So, Jackie boy, are you ready to win?
Speaker 2: I am ready, Christian, I am ready to go. I
Speaker 2: feel limba, I feel like I feel fast. Oh, the
Speaker 2: pig is coming in the starting line.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I'm playing the song. I'm playing either Tiger for you both.
Speaker 4: After this, I will begin the countdown rio with a
Speaker 4: race caller he's got the starting flag. Jack Post, good luck,
Speaker 4: Thank you mate. Piggy Gonzalez, good luck as well.
Speaker 1: The race is on. Next Jack versus the pig go nowhere.
Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Right now we're
Speaker 4: about to cross live to Colinwood Chiltern's Farm. Are the
Speaker 4: major sporting precinct revered all over the world. Here the
Speaker 4: mcg amy Park and now a new megadome Colin wood Chiltern's.
Speaker 1: Farm on that top paddock. It is time. Talking is
Speaker 1: over now.
Speaker 4: I've just seen a photo of the starting blocks, sort
Speaker 4: of thing you'd get at the Olympics for the one
Speaker 4: had you minutes to Jack personally requested behind my back.
Speaker 1: Don't worry if you think he's going to get an
Speaker 1: unfair advantage. I've seen them. We obviously borrowed some from
Speaker 1: a junior school. These children starting blogs. It's nothing.
Speaker 4: He used to measure feet with that at the start
Speaker 4: of school year at the shoe shot. Jack is a musician.
Speaker 4: He's he's parlored on the pressure to himself. He's invited
Speaker 4: his mom and dad there so that they can see
Speaker 4: their son excel in sporting victory for the first time.
Speaker 1: His son is also there and his wife. Generations are
Speaker 1: there to witness. There's some of you who have turned
Speaker 1: up today.
Speaker 4: Thank you, and now going to cross to the person
Speaker 4: who've got to call today's race, which is Rio.
Speaker 1: Rio. Describe the scenes.
Speaker 5: There now, Christian, I feel like I've walked through a
Speaker 5: wormhole and I've ended up in a parallel universe.
Speaker 3: This is so weird.
Speaker 5: There's a fully grown man, a father, no less in
Speaker 5: full compression kid next to him, a brown pig be
Speaker 5: cradled by the giant hulk of a man Zavy.
Speaker 2: You huge, We're both big, we're both.
Speaker 1: Tena bulks.
Speaker 5: I think Xavier might win the race. It's a paddock.
Speaker 5: It's a beautiful paddic. A little bit of cowpo around,
Speaker 5: but a beautiful clear day, nothing impeding anyone's path. A
Speaker 5: lot of nerves, a lot of excitement. There's a quiet
Speaker 5: and unease as we await the start of the.
Speaker 1: Race, tension hanged in the air.
Speaker 4: Jack a few words before you take a position on
Speaker 4: the children's dancing blocks.
Speaker 1: We've got.
Speaker 2: I can see my wife and son at the finish
Speaker 2: line from where I stand at the starting blocks. What
Speaker 2: better way to start his life than to see his
Speaker 2: father absolutely demolish a pig at the Collingwood Children's Farm.
Speaker 3: I will not let you down, all right, Jackie boy.
Speaker 1: Focus, all right, take position three.
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Lag is in the air to real. This is how
Speaker 1: it's gonna work. I'm gonna play the bugle. We all
Speaker 1: know this. I play this rio.
Speaker 4: Then when I play the starting pistol, you lower the
Speaker 4: flag and racing must commence.
Speaker 1: Got it? You're ready? Jack? Is he falling over? He
Speaker 1: fell over?
Speaker 3: He's he's walked back, walked it back. He's ready to go.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: You know when they have one of the finalists and
Speaker 4: a full start, yeah, they always lose. It's over, guys,
Speaker 4: back up, let's go home. Shake trotters, Come on, Jack,
Speaker 4: steady yourself center man center?
Speaker 1: Is he ready? He's ready? Good luck Jack, Good luck
Speaker 1: Piggy Gonzalez. Let's do this. Three two one, Melbourny. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? World? Are you ready?
Speaker 3: They're away?
Speaker 5: A slow stuff from Piggy Gonzalez.
Speaker 1: He's lost his way a bit. Jack posted streaming ahead.
Speaker 3: He's streaming ahead.
Speaker 1: We ordered a champions like a mild absolutely smoked that pig.
Speaker 4: Thirte After thirty four years of being a sports loser
Speaker 4: finally in front of his mom and his dad. His
Speaker 4: son is wife emotional scenes here.
Speaker 1: He's actually one.
Speaker 4: He's beat the race's child.
Speaker 5: My god, his his arm is in the air, he's
Speaker 5: jumping around, he's it seems like he's mocking the pig.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, that is that's not nice.
Speaker 5: Where's the peak? The pig is still yet to cross
Speaker 5: the line. The pig is taking a very leisurely approach
Speaker 5: to this race. We're still the pig has crossed the line.
Speaker 4: A right spelled Piggy Gunzara is tough like a callant loser.
Speaker 1: Jack post a few words from the winner.
Speaker 3: I want to first thing to pig. He really took
Speaker 3: it to me. He's a fast boy, but there was
Speaker 3: no match in the speed of man. The exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how does it fil Jack? How does
Speaker 1: it feel in front of your mum, you turns your son,
Speaker 1: your wife.
Speaker 3: I honestly floated.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel it. I didn't feel the pain, cush.
Speaker 2: I was pushing as hard as I could, but I
Speaker 2: couldn't feel it.
Speaker 3: I was floating.
Speaker 2: And I looked over mid race and I saw my
Speaker 2: son and he winked at me, and it made me
Speaker 2: run faster.
Speaker 1: Rio, take a see how the race went down.
Speaker 5: Well, it was a very slow start from the piggy
Speaker 5: Gonzales and he never quite recovered.
Speaker 1: Jack was fast, I will give it to him.
Speaker 3: He was floating real but Piggy.
Speaker 5: Gonzales very slow to get out of the blocks.
Speaker 1: And then I would say.
Speaker 5: Probably never really got out of first or second gear,
Speaker 5: just sort of leisurely trotted over the line.
Speaker 3: I turned around, Rio, did the pig ever run? I
Speaker 3: turned around, and he walked the rest of the way to.
Speaker 1: A canter, I would say, would.
Speaker 3: Clear.
Speaker 1: Jack is actually just raced himself.
Speaker 3: Christian. I raced the pig and I won.
Speaker 1: He raced.
Speaker 3: What will the record books show? What will the record
Speaker 3: books show?
Speaker 1: You're quite right that the pig walked it.
Speaker 3: Basically, that's not in the books.
Speaker 4: The books just said I think the pig is always
Speaker 4: going on here and thought the nice thing to do
Speaker 4: is let this guy win.
Speaker 1: Jack, Well, you are the deserved winner. You held your nerves,
Speaker 1: you raced you one. Well done.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, Thank you for your support. Christian, you
Speaker 2: were the only one who believed in me in this
Speaker 2: whole sea.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner today, the one and only
Speaker 4: Jack Post.
Speaker 1: He took, and he delivered.
Speaker 3: Thank You.
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