1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: I just want to say a big merry, merry, merry 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: Christmas to everyone out there right now who is listening 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: to this podcast. What a delight, what a treat, a 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: great Christmas present. My assumption is that they're listening to 5 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: it on the way to Christmas lunch, yes. 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 2: Because I mean there's a lot of driving that does 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 2: happen on Christmas Day for. 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: Parents drive safely. Or maybe they are sitting there in 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: a room currently by themselves and they wants the company, 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: and that's why they're listening to us, and that's just sad. 11 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: And if you're those individuals, we hope you're having a 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 1: fantastic time by yourself. What are you doing, Ashni? We look, 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: we have pre recorded this currently, we're at my house. 14 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: We've just opened our Christmas gifts that were delivered to 15 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 1: us by our producer Jess. I have an olden spoon. 16 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: I have Larry the Ladle. After this we will whip 17 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: each other. Larry the later looks lethal very good. We 18 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: actually wear in need of new spoons. So timing wise, 19 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: this is perfect. But we thought, rather than not give 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: you an episode, because obviously Christmas today is it's a 21 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: Whens day, we thought we'll give you a best of. 22 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 2: A twenty twenty four best of at that. Yes, yes, 23 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: well said, Yes, Well said. 24 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: The hardest part is it's like trying to pick your 25 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: favorite child. Our favorite stories from the last twelve months. 26 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: They're all good, they're just I mean, we had a 27 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: couple of rough patches, but nine is just it's just 28 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 1: impossible to pick, you know, because we could do an 29 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: episode that's what like twelve hours long, three days long, Yeah, 30 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: but we we thought we'd do it like forty five minutes. Yeah. 31 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 2: So we've hand picked some of the best moments from 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: Jess has done the work. Yeah, I know that produces 33 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 2: other work. 34 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: Thank you, nothing, thank you. She's kind of staring at 35 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 1: us with disapproving eyes, being like, oh, it's so hard 36 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: picking the favorites. We've been here for hours, days going 37 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: through the library of content. 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 2: Some of my favorites, Matt was I think there was 39 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 2: one where you brought in a present you got for Lola. 40 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: Was it a soggy dog y doggy? Ye doggy? I mean, 41 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: I can only imagine how many soggy doggies are being 42 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: handed out this morning, and how many kids will be 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 1: bitterly disappointed with how shit that toy is. 44 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 2: And no very good marketing for that toy all marketing. 45 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 2: That's the classic promise the world and Hannah and Antlers. 46 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 1: Can I ask, because we will talk about your tooth 47 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 1: the extraction. How is the tooth right now? Still not there? 48 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 1: No tooth? Can you show me? Open your mouth? Oh god, yeah, 49 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: I want a gold tooth next year? How much does 50 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: that cost? Millions? Surely you get that in Do you 51 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: have insurance yet? No? Sorry, stupid question. Would I have insurance? 52 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. Because you're falling apart. I am falling apart. 53 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: We also speak about falling apart. 54 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 2: We also spoke this year about my indulgence at the 55 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 2: Easter Show. 56 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: How I set. 57 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 2: Myself a task, absolutely everything that I possibly could. 58 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: So we really hope you enjoy this best of also 59 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: enjoy the rest of your Christmas Day and Christmas break 60 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,119 Speaker 1: much love all of our listeners out there. Yes, ho 61 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: ho ho, and enjoy. That's as merry as I can be. 62 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, I for one, at the moment, would love to 63 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 3: ship myself. I'm extremely constipated, and that's because of all 64 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 3: of the coding I have been taking for from a 65 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 3: sore tooth. 66 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: What is the limit. What is the maximum length of 67 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: time one person can continuously take coding? 68 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 4: Well forever, I guess I know. Here's there's the thing. 69 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: I went. 70 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 2: I went to the dentist as we know last week, 71 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 2: and he gave me some codeine to band aid the paint. 72 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: The dentist gave you coding. He gave me a script. 73 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: Did they do that? Obviously they are Again. 74 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 2: I went to well the chemist willingly gave me the 75 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 2: from the doctor scripts. He was like, hang on a second, 76 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 2: this is from a dentess and it said one at 77 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 2: a time. And then the chemist said to me, you 78 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 2: can take two at the time. It's fine, And I 79 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 2: was like can. The amount of coding they gave me 80 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 2: was for to band aid up until the extraction. 81 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 4: I went through it in about three days because I. 82 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,799 Speaker 1: Was in that much pain. Yeah you were, you called 83 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 1: me wailing on the phone. 84 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 2: And now I have an addiction to prescription painkillers. No, 85 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 2: but I was like, oh god, I'm gonna need some more. 86 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what, I'm going to 87 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 2: try and get this tooth out. Earlier rang them up 88 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 2: and they had a cancelation. 89 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: I just love I love that the only people who 90 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: can help you were those who have been beaten down 91 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: by ash Wicks for such a long period since they 92 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: started this podcast, and they've been copping shot after shot 93 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: after shot from you, and now now you're on your 94 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: hands and he's begging. It's a credit to their public service. 95 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 2: They could easily just be like, no, this guy obviously 96 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 2: doesn't know about that, so foolger. 97 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: Now I'm like, you listen to our podcast. Yeah, He's like, 98 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: what do you do? And You're like, oh, we have 99 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: a podcast. It's all about how great dentists are. What 100 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 1: was the problem with your tooth? It was a I 101 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 1: don't know, it just hurt a lot. There's an old 102 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 1: feeling tooth that was so I heard a lot. It 103 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,159 Speaker 1: was dead dying. 104 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 2: No, it was it was irritating the nerves underneath it. 105 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: Right, So the options, the roots options were root canal 106 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: too expensive. 107 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 2: He sat me down, He turned the lights off, he 108 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 2: turned the lamp on my face. 109 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: He said, how badly do you want to keep this tooth? 110 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 2: I said, I'm not that attached to it, to be 111 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 2: completely honest. It's attached to my head, but I'm not 112 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 2: that attached to it emotionally, So let's remove it. But 113 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 2: because I'm such a scady cat. I was like, can 114 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 2: we somehow knock me out? He's like, no, May, it's 115 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 2: going to cost you like three or four times, way 116 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 2: more than be such a scaty cat. Let's just rip 117 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 2: it out of your head. So you go in and 118 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,679 Speaker 2: take these three sleeping tablets. I don't know this is legal. 119 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 2: I don't know whether these dances is really shifting in 120 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 2: his garage, I mean his basement. 121 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 1: I'm tired up. I was coming out. I got no 122 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: pants on them. It's necessary. 123 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 2: And yeah, I think like it's like, doesn't put you 124 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 2: to sleep, but it makes you been out of it. 125 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: I was pretty out of it. 126 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:23,599 Speaker 4: I was really enjoying it, and I actually fell asleep. 127 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 1: Let the lead up, and then they woke me up. 128 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,159 Speaker 2: I was like, anyway, so they had to take the 129 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 2: tooth out because it was like, unless they were to 130 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 2: do the root canal, I'll try and save the tooths. 131 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: Best to rip it out now I'm going to be 132 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 1: holding my head. May I ask you just really quickly, 133 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: did you get any second opinion from April in regards 134 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: to saving the tooth or losing the tooth? 135 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 2: N she said, get it out. She wanted to get 136 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 2: me complaining. She's honestly so over it. She was at 137 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 2: the point where I like, oh, she was like no, 138 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 2: actually that's right. I was in bed and I was like, 139 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 2: oh god, I can't get up my mouth, just like 140 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 2: you can't decide when it's too sore to get out 141 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,480 Speaker 2: of it, or when it's too short not to get 142 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:04,840 Speaker 2: out of it. 143 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 1: So get out of it. And I was like okay. 144 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: So managed to squeeze. 145 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 2: In on the Monday, which is two days ago, and 146 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 2: I do have a present for you. 147 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: Please are you ready? Oh? 148 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 4: It's so big it is my tooth. 149 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: I want to put it as a necklace. 150 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 2: I was thinking that money to clean it first. Probably, God, 151 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 2: it's so long, it's that long tooth. Anyway, there's a 152 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 2: hole in my head now, oh so long? Dude, Hang 153 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 2: on a second. There's a big black mark in there, 154 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 2: isn't there? What's your professional opinion what that fucking guy is? 155 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? Pretty bad? What's the black stuff mean? There's a 156 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: little bit of good in all of us? Yeah? So 157 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: do you want to keep it? I don't want to 158 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: take it too. No, it's yours to keep. You'll never 159 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: ever forget me, Thank you, You never forget. 160 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 2: Whenever you're facing yourself with the decision, look to the tooth. 161 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 2: Hold the tooth, hold it, look to it and go 162 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 2: what's the right move here? And the tooth will tell you. 163 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 2: I attended the Easter show with my children. I did 164 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 2: notice that I also took my sister and my niece. 165 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: Oh you took the full family. Yeah, how do you go? Big? 166 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 2: No? 167 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: Good? It was actually good. They do a very good 168 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: job out there. 169 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,240 Speaker 2: They do it very were the kids excited, they know 170 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 2: it excited. So the night before got YouTube out to. 171 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: Highlights of last year's Easter Show just to get them 172 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 1: pumped up. So they were happy. They were already rare 173 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,560 Speaker 1: and go. Now. One person who was not behaved was me. 174 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: Take yourself back to a couple of days ago where 175 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 1: I said I need to fix this rig. Yeah, you 176 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: sent me a photo of your backside and you said 177 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: I need to fix this, and I said, you look great. 178 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: You don't need to fix anything. We've had quite a 179 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: fun month, let's say, a fun month of the trip 180 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: to Vegas, full of. 181 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 2: Burgers, the cans again, chippies, pizzas, pizzas, beers, sounds. 182 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: We've been living the good life. And I said to 183 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 1: you much was a dangerous month. 184 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And I said, look, I've got like a 185 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,320 Speaker 2: month between now and when I've got some other stuff 186 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 2: on that I that I want, you know, I just 187 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 2: want to like. 188 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 1: Fix the rig. 189 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 2: So I went into the Easter Show eight before I 190 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,199 Speaker 2: left the house, ate something quite healthy, like some eggs 191 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 2: and protein and blah blah blah, get ready to do 192 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 2: some kilk kilometers. 193 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 4: And it's like when you go to the zoo. As 194 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 4: soon as you get there, your legs. 195 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: Hurt and you're hungry immediately. It's like when you go 196 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,080 Speaker 1: to the shop, something to do with the lights. I 197 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: get hungry. I'm like, I want a kebab. I want 198 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: to Ali Barber kebab. Immediately in my mouth and those chips. 199 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: That's it. Quit the record. We're going to Ali Baba. 200 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,080 Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I'm not gonna I'm not 201 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:01,439 Speaker 2: going to eat too badly until I wore literally physically 202 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 2: walked in and I was like. 203 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:06,839 Speaker 1: Well, I'm just fucking starving. Now it's ten thirty in 204 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,199 Speaker 1: the morning. Now I just want to run you through 205 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: my BASI was like patting a little pig lit and 206 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: You're like, just we hadn't got to it. 207 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 2: We hadn't even got to the It was literally the 208 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,960 Speaker 2: first food truck. 209 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,439 Speaker 1: As soon as I walked in, I was like, oh, 210 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: spoken like a true dad. 211 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 2: We'll get through what I ate over the course of 212 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 2: the day, you mind you. I was home by four pm, 213 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,839 Speaker 2: so ten thirty to four pm. 214 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,080 Speaker 1: This is what was on the menu for Ashwell, okay, 215 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: here we go. First thing to start. 216 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 4: With the little coke zero, right, you love a coch. 217 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 1: Just like wet the palette. 218 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 2: Wet the palette, but alongside that, cleanse the palate, alongside 219 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 2: zero Schnitzelberger. Next thing, Dagwood dog German sausage, Jesus homemade lemonade, 220 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 2: A large one. 221 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,079 Speaker 1: Okay. Then I finished that off with a bit of ribs. 222 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: Whoa like half or what how many ribs? We talking? 223 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: That's half rack of ribs. I'm not judging, okay. 224 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 2: Chicken skewers, Sartae, chicken skewers, the extra sauce they're lovely. 225 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,840 Speaker 1: That was delicious. Corn on a stick. You've got tymes too. 226 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,280 Speaker 2: You've got a chip on a stick times two fairy 227 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 2: floss on a stick. Also gosly may donut on a stick, 228 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 2: followed up by another goslet may a meat one this time, 229 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,680 Speaker 2: because the veggie one was very good. The meat one awesome. 230 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 2: Finished off with some ice cream, an ice cream Sunday 231 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 2: to be exactly a flake one with extra sauce, and 232 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 2: then I finished Oscars ice cream. 233 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 1: Grand total, it's about two hundred and thirty something dollars 234 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: worth of food that I ate at the Easter Show. Oops. 235 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: I literally could not stop eating. 236 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 4: Remember we're coming back from Vegas and you're like, fucking hell, you've. 237 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: Eaten all days. It's all you've done. There's two modes 238 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 1: with you. You're either fasting. You'll have like a drink 239 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,720 Speaker 1: in the afternoon and that's all you have for the 240 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: entire day, or you're just this machine tuning, just opening 241 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: the dollar and just letting everything come in. 242 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 4: I pretty much did the Easter Show tour of food trucks. 243 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:30,240 Speaker 1: Did April say anything? Was she? She wouldn't dare anyway. 244 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,080 Speaker 1: So when you say you finished Oscar's ice cream, is 245 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 1: that because he couldn't finish it or you were just 246 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: like I was like, I say you go. He left 247 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: it out. 248 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 2: Also, he can't work out the structural integrity of ice cream, Okay, 249 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,440 Speaker 2: on a cone Okay, if you're eating a cone, you 250 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 2: need to lick around it to keep it standing tall. 251 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,000 Speaker 2: He can't quite work that out, tries to lick the 252 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,360 Speaker 2: top falls over. So I was like, you know what, 253 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,839 Speaker 2: I've taken that and finish the ice cream. 254 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 1: Now I know that I'm not the only man to 255 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,960 Speaker 1: eat his way through the Easter show like this. I 256 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 1: guarantee you and I saw it. 257 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 2: There were dads everywhere walking around pulling those trolleys that 258 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,959 Speaker 2: had pre made lunches and stuff in them for the 259 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,960 Speaker 2: kids and whatever. But Dad's hoing into a dagwood dog. 260 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 2: I got a jumbo Dagwood dog. Thing was fucking huge. 261 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,480 Speaker 2: It was like that big. 262 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: How many inches? Well, boast of how many inches I have? 263 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: I would say it's similar to about twelve to thirteen inches. 264 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. It was big, full of better full 265 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: of Tomo sauce. Do you know what? Sometimes you just 266 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: need to treat yourself. I also had a hot dog, 267 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 1: but I just remembered anyway, all the vendors there are like, 268 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,359 Speaker 1: we've had record profits. 269 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 4: You know, who has a truck there? Chebo has a 270 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 4: truck there? 271 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: Who's that again? 272 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 2: You know Chebo does the burgers but I I messaged 273 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,200 Speaker 2: in the say and I'm coming to see and he 274 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:02,440 Speaker 2: was like downed more I couldn't find him, So they're 275 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 2: stilling business. 276 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 1: I'm just imagining like they do the Parade of animals, 277 00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:10,200 Speaker 1: like because the cows are on show and I'm just 278 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: sitting there with a knife and that's like you're like 279 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: walking onto the pitch and they're like, who the hell 280 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,880 Speaker 1: is this guy? And you're just like gnawing on a 281 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: live cow. Just I got one for me and one 282 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: for milk. Where's my prize, daisy? Hell yeah. Anyway, other 283 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,920 Speaker 1: than that, each the show was very good. 284 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 2: Kids fell asleep in the car at the most awkward 285 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 2: time on the way home, so they were up all night. 286 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,520 Speaker 1: Probably I'm so tired still two days later. That explains 287 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: a lot that does. But hey, from this moment on 288 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 1: and again, you don't need to fix anything. Nothing's broken. 289 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: But you've had You've had your fun. Now it's it's 290 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,280 Speaker 1: time to knuckle down. I'm getting fat shamed. 291 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 2: In my own No, no, not here, I'm getting fat shamed. 292 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: I'm glad you had fun. Honestly, the most fun I've 293 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 1: had in a while. The food, Oh. 294 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 2: I knew I was going to fail. As soon as 295 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 2: I walked in, there are you going back? And the 296 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 2: first thing, I'm just going back for food. I'm going 297 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 2: back for lunch. Peddy couple, welcome down the street, Petty couple. 298 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: They kind of like with met couple. I love you, 299 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: but immit you, no. 300 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 2: One can push me quite like you. 301 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: As the first one to hear is from t J. 302 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: Spelt t E space. Do you not know there's a 303 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 1: quicker way to spell that. I love words. Marley's learning 304 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:56,160 Speaker 1: how to spell right now. Words like TJ. They're fantastic, 305 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: very easy, very easy for young minds. It's just too 306 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,960 Speaker 1: well said. TJ says. My husband did one of the 307 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: few loads of washing he's ever done and hung it 308 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: on the line. Well done, well done, round of applause. 309 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: That's great, bar so low, that's so good. Good to 310 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:17,080 Speaker 1: see him doing his fair share. Not fair share. But 311 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: is it he's on the roads. It is, she says. 312 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: I noticed it was still in the line the next 313 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: day and reminded him to bring it in. The reminders 314 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: continued over the next couple of days. Those clothes and 315 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 1: towers remained on the line days she says, yeah, And 316 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't know if she's embellishing the story, TJ. TJ, 317 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to call you a liar, but this 318 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 1: is this is a bit far fit. She's saying. Cut 319 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 1: to ten months later. No, ten months. They weren't out 320 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: there for ten months, that's what she's saying. TJ says 321 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: it must be true. He finally took them off the 322 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 1: line ten months later. She says, I looked at them 323 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: every single day. Out of sheer pettiness, I refuse to 324 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: bring them in. TJ. You've done the right thing here, 325 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: You've done the right thing ten months. 326 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 2: That's more than a pregnancy. Oh that's pretty petty, TJ. 327 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,919 Speaker 2: I will say they're probably his clothes too, like that's 328 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,119 Speaker 2: probably why she's left it, if it was anything important 329 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 2: of hers, I guarantee TJ's got that off. 330 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: Also, like the one time he finally does the washing, 331 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: he just does his clothes and not hers. 332 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 2: So who's the pew on here, Matt, I've got one 333 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 2: from Gemma. 334 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,920 Speaker 4: Jemma says, sharing a bathroom. 335 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 1: With my husband is so annoying. Separate bathrooms. I'm with you. 336 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 2: If he shakes too vigorously and sprays his piss on 337 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,640 Speaker 2: the floor, I use his towels. 338 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: No. 339 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 2: Oh. She also goes on to say the same applies 340 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 2: if he gets water all over the floor because he's 341 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 2: incapable of using a bath map properly. 342 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: Oh my, so it still goes. 343 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 2: She then says, sometimes I watch him drying his face 344 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 2: and creep. 345 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 1: But you've got to kiss that face. 346 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 2: She doesn't have to, bro, she doesn't have to. I 347 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 2: hope he's not listening. He's got to get his four 348 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,119 Speaker 2: skin checked. And it's not his problem. He's got a 349 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 2: sick skin. That's great and I love them. Keep them 350 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 2: coming in. 351 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,359 Speaker 1: Wow. You can send them to hello at two Doting 352 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 1: dads dot com. 353 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,959 Speaker 2: Or you can DM at two Doting Dad's the Instagram 354 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,800 Speaker 2: page and. 355 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,919 Speaker 1: We will try and it around to all of them. 356 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 2: There are lots because people are out there being petty 357 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 2: makes the days go by. 358 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,920 Speaker 1: I love how all these men are just completely oblivious 359 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: to what's happening around them, wiping their face like town 360 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: smells a bit weird. Why does my towel smell pissy? Anyway? Anyway, 361 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 1: it must be me back. 362 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 2: On Christmas really quickly? Did your kids get any presents 363 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 2: that you thought? Why the funk would make someone buy 364 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 2: this for my kid. 365 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 1: No, most of the toys were pretty good. Laura put 366 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,000 Speaker 1: on a pretty good spread for the girls toy wise, 367 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,359 Speaker 1: they got a last minute effort like that, you know, 368 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,879 Speaker 1: even you know how it is when we got all 369 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: the toys sorted. We go into the last few days 370 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 1: leading up to Christmas with the pressure taking off our 371 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,879 Speaker 1: shoulders about worrying about gifts, and then Marley would be like, actually, 372 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: you know what I want. I want a Gabby dollhouse 373 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: doll and we're like, oh shit, and then Laura would 374 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: run back to Kmart and get that sorted. The gift 375 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: that they liked the most was the cheapest one, which 376 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,919 Speaker 1: was a lip gloss, like of everything, of everything we 377 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: gave the girls, like once they were all opened up 378 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: all the presents, yeah, it was the lip gloss that 379 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 1: they liked the most, which is like a couple of dollars. 380 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 1: I can't find any of the toys that we got. 381 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're like I know, like I got. 382 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 2: Oscar, a remote control car, like a hobby it's not 383 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 2: a hobby grade one, but it's like close. It's like 384 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 2: eight year old class And I was like, what's the 385 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 2: worst going to happen? Straight away crashed it broke, it 386 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,000 Speaker 2: threw it out straight away. 387 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,040 Speaker 1: That's just Christmas. 388 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:14,560 Speaker 2: But also like aunties and uncles and grandparents, they always 389 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,640 Speaker 2: seem to give like a present and then a little 390 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 2: chocolate with it, and they're more interested in the little chocolate. 391 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 392 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 2: I found myself just been going no, look at the 393 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,679 Speaker 2: big picture here, Look what you've been giving there like oh. 394 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: It's like, oh my gosh, come on man. The only 395 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,479 Speaker 1: gift that was a bit of a fail was it 396 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,640 Speaker 1: was from Laura, the gift of love. 397 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:42,199 Speaker 5: Oh hello, soggy doggie. Soggy doggy. Soggy doggy sounds like 398 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:47,360 Speaker 5: a sex position. Looks Have you ever tried this soggy doggie? 399 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: It looks fun, doesn't it. Look at him? Look at him, 400 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,679 Speaker 1: soggy doggy there. Look how happy he looks. And the 401 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,679 Speaker 1: kids are having a great time as well. It's in French. 402 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: It's yeah, English and French. Apparently the French love a 403 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:03,919 Speaker 1: soggy doggie that we all, I thought they'd like it more. 404 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:11,840 Speaker 1: Froggy style. Soggy doggy style two million units sold around 405 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: the world, so that you know what, So just keep 406 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,399 Speaker 1: in mind that's what soggy doggy looks like on one 407 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: of the box. 408 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 2: I think, look, products that put their achievements on the box, 409 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 2: we get it. 410 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,199 Speaker 1: Don't be a wanker. Don't be a wanker. This is 411 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 1: soggy doggy. 412 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,680 Speaker 2: Hang on a second, get that box back up. Look 413 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,440 Speaker 2: how big that is? What's the deal with the box 414 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,399 Speaker 2: being so big? And well do you fill the doggie 415 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:47,679 Speaker 2: up or something? So you pack it out? This is. 416 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:57,679 Speaker 1: That's that's that's soggy doggie. Oh my god. And keeping 417 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 1: in mind, you know, I had to bill that it 418 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: doesn't look like much. 419 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,200 Speaker 2: But I thought that that was the at home bathtub 420 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 2: and that's a big soggy doggie. 421 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,399 Speaker 1: That's like. So the way it works, you meant to 422 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 1: roll the dice and then it's build as being the 423 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 1: like gateway board game for kids. You know, you don't 424 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,159 Speaker 1: want to go straight to Monopoly. You want to go 425 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,480 Speaker 1: with Soggy Doggy first, and then from there you build 426 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,920 Speaker 1: into other games. It's really easy. It's fun, and you 427 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 1: meant to roll the dice and then you push the 428 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,600 Speaker 1: handles and there's a like a tap thing that's missing, 429 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,159 Speaker 1: but with every roll of the dice, it squirts some 430 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 1: water and then you don't know what it's going to happen. 431 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 1: Soggy Doggie starts to shake and it like and that's it. 432 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, soggy doggie, you're a disappointment. 433 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,399 Speaker 1: The kids. We played it and the kids were like, 434 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: is that it? Yeah? 435 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,199 Speaker 4: That sucks, And I was like, Laura, but then you 436 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 4: get to wash the real dog. 437 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 2: Matt wants other non sexy things that you do that 438 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 2: your partner finds as a turn on. 439 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: I've got a great list here, Ash, you got a list. 440 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 1: I've got a list because I put the call out 441 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: to people who listen to the podcast to get their answers. 442 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 1: But for me, I've said this before many times, any 443 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 1: domestic work around the house chalk play turns Laura into 444 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:22,639 Speaker 1: a horn dog, in particular doing the dishwasher and washing 445 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 1: the laundry. Ah. I don't do it as much these days, 446 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,360 Speaker 1: but if I was to get the mop bucket out, 447 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 1: be careful. She will rip my clothes off. That's the 448 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:38,160 Speaker 1: only reason why I don't do it afterwards. But hey, 449 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,840 Speaker 1: what's it? What's it for April? What does she love? 450 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,760 Speaker 2: Oh that's a very very very good question. 451 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what she likes. No, same thing. 452 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,480 Speaker 2: I think if you get if your elbow deep in 453 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 2: a toilet, the sexy you are, I mean, I like. 454 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 1: Elbow deep in something else later on. Cleaning seems to 455 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 1: be the common can senses. But I've got a little 456 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,320 Speaker 1: list here as I know you've got it for yourself. 457 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: So maybe we can just give like some sexy music 458 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 1: right now to really set the move. 459 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,439 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me just turn something on really quickly. 460 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:17,960 Speaker 1: Oh okay. When he wears his hat backwards. 461 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 2: Oh that was a big trend for a while. 462 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,600 Speaker 1: That's that is pretty sexy. I'm just going to say 463 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: Laura does like it. I guess when he rolls up 464 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: his sleeves, yeah, it means business is about to happen 465 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: in business times, like when the sleeves roll up, you know, 466 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,160 Speaker 1: sh it's about to go down. 467 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,479 Speaker 2: There is a lot of cleaning. There's some just some 468 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 2: nice ones. I would say that's just like being a 469 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 2: nice person, which is like running me a hot bath 470 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 2: just for no reason. 471 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,959 Speaker 1: Gives you an indication of how low that bar is. 472 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 1: Where it's like if someone just ran me Abarth did 473 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: the bare minimum, I would love him. 474 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 2: Just when one here is just like just be competent 475 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 2: for the whole day. 476 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,760 Speaker 1: This is a niche one. She says her husband created 477 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,560 Speaker 1: a cracker for a stock whip out of a plastic bag. 478 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,679 Speaker 2: What she loved it? Oh my goodness, good enough. My 479 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,960 Speaker 2: last one's really really simple. It's just getting a pay rise. 480 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if April ever loves this, but this 481 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,879 Speaker 1: one says when he puts his hand on the passenger 482 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 1: headset and reverses the. 483 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 2: Yes, I remember because back in the day, when I 484 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 2: was a child, this is how I was conceived. 485 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 1: I reckon. 486 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,880 Speaker 2: There was no reverse cameras, and that was the go 487 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 2: to move. 488 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 1: I reckon. I reckon. Dad's like and the feel of it, 489 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 1: even if you're slided in between Sam also wearing anything 490 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,920 Speaker 1: gray great sweatpants, you've got to have a decent sized 491 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 1: cock for that. I don't even know about a great 492 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 1: sweat Here when he's on a work phone call and 493 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,520 Speaker 1: he uses his professional voice. 494 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 2: Because your voice changes so much when you just like 495 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 2: chatting to her mate, chatting. 496 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,159 Speaker 1: To her or him, and then you're back into it, 497 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,880 Speaker 1: like we'll just circle back to that. It's like circle back, 498 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: circle back on this. Well, wasn't that a lot of fun? Anyway? 499 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,200 Speaker 1: If you're thinking maybe I could give Matt Nash a 500 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: little present yes you can jewelry. We will accept cash. 501 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: We'll leave up bank details in the show notes. But 502 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 1: for those of you who don't have any spare cash, 503 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,439 Speaker 1: we would love a little review. It would just that 504 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 1: would make our Yeah, five stars would be great. Leave 505 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,280 Speaker 1: a little comment in there, or join us on socials. 506 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,679 Speaker 1: That'd be enough. That'd be gift to know. It's not 507 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: I want both, Okay, we want it all. I want. 508 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,439 Speaker 1: I want to review. Don't be dingy, give us a 509 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:56,320 Speaker 1: follow and then never marry Christmas by. 510 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 3: Two. 511 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 1: Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 512 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 1: Australia and the connections to land, sea and community. 513 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,399 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 514 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander 515 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 2: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.