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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody. Yeah, good afternoon.

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Speaker 2: It is case said Will Mody Getting your home on

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Speaker 2: a Thursday This afternoon an absolute monster of a show

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Speaker 2: for you guys with the soccer silence is going to

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Speaker 2: be taking your little cheeky combessions on the airwaves a

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Speaker 2: little bit later on. She's always an absolute hurt not

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Speaker 2: to mention the fact that you had a second date

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Speaker 2: last night. I did, Thanks for bringing it up well

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Speaker 2: with someone else. We're going to touch in on just

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Speaker 2: how the date went. But what you don't know is

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Speaker 2: that I have been contacted by your date and she

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Speaker 2: wants to tell me a story about last night. So

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Speaker 2: we're looking forward to that one and that's going to

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Speaker 2: be helping a little bit later on in the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah she got into you, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Chloe, Yes, yes, she contacted the show just said that

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Speaker 2: you did something ridiculous last night.

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Speaker 1: She wants to tell me ridiculously good. Probably No, seriously,

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Speaker 1: I was good last very embarrassing apparently apparently you haven't

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Speaker 1: even realized that you did it. So yeah, look forward

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Speaker 1: to that later on.

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Speaker 2: What do you get your home? It's going to be

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Speaker 2: testing out the fact that Woody has a time machine.

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Speaker 1: Very shortly.

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Speaker 2: I know that sounds ridiculous, but you genuinely believe it,

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Speaker 2: and I've got evidence to back it up, and i

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Speaker 2: cannot wait to disprove it. That's going to be happening

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Speaker 2: on the other side of the news flash, all right,

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Speaker 2: So not surprisingly this really is in the NewSpace because

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Speaker 2: everyone's been.

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Speaker 1: Living through it.

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Speaker 2: But it has been absolutely bloody, freezing, absolutely freezing. It's

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Speaker 2: just been so cold, awful. The coldest May in a

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Speaker 2: decade is what we've.

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Speaker 1: Been going through. Wow, why is that?

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Speaker 2: Wilk I know that Melbourne actually experienced their coldest May

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Speaker 2: day since two thousand, reaching a maximum of nine degrees yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Canberra it's going to be negative one alert, negative one.

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Speaker 1: Gammer is so cold, Gamera is so cold.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's been affected by Scomo's new cabinet.

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Speaker 1: Hello is political gag? A little bit of a cheeky one.

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Speaker 1: You'd get it from our show, but a couple of

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Speaker 1: political gags every now and then.

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Speaker 2: In fact, it's so cold that it's snowing in the

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Speaker 2: mountains and it's so early for the snow that they've

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Speaker 2: said that it's free at the snow over this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Get lost, Yeah, free it's free at the snow this weekend.

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Speaker 1: But I knew that you'd say that. Yeah, I'm pretty predictable.

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Speaker 1: I'm a cheap bass. Oh call dad though, Dad, I

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Speaker 2: Next door is from Yellow Pages. The Yellow Pages add

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Speaker 2: which we all know famously they're not Happy Jan ad.

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Speaker 2: So they made that ad really famous, and recently they've

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Speaker 2: sent a cease and desist notice to Daryl Lee, the

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Speaker 2: guys that do the chocky And that's because of the

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Speaker 2: fact that they've recreated the ad. Right now, what I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do with you, I'm going to play you

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Speaker 2: just so I can enjoy it as well. Here's the

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Speaker 2: Yellow Pages add. They've got the same woman, yeah, to

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Speaker 2: play the role. It's quite quite good from exactly the

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Speaker 2: same setup. Okay, so I have listen. This is this

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Speaker 2: is the original.

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Speaker 1: This is yellow Side Joan, who's.

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Speaker 2: Our ad in the Yellow Pages directory? Kick?

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Speaker 1: Come count to ten, one two three?

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Speaker 3: What Happy Jan?

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Speaker 1: That's the original? We all know that one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is the Darryl Lee version. Let me know

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Speaker 2: if you can pick the difference, because it's actually quite hard.

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Speaker 4: Johan, where's our ad in the directory?

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Speaker 5: Kick?

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Speaker 6: Come count to ten, one two three, nine ten.

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Speaker 1: No worries Joan. She's eating some chocolate, some Darrell a

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Speaker 1: chocolate and then she's managed to stay calm. Applause, applause.

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Speaker 2: Me.

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Speaker 1: I'm good at that. You're good at what? Well, just

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Speaker 1: you know, listening to things and knowing what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you are. Secret Sound is my bag, baby,

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Speaker 1: I'm must want thousands of dollars and I shouldn't because

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Speaker 1: I'm in radio. No, I shouldn't have said it on here. No,

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Speaker 1: I've never won Secret Sound. But a guy called Darryl

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Speaker 1: now in thirteen one oh sixty five, and the question

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Speaker 1: is what excuse for lateness? Are you really sick of hearing?

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Speaker 1: You know those people that are like always late, and

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Speaker 1: Elsa Paddocky, who is the wife of Chris Hemsworth, has

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Speaker 1: This Chris is always that apparently he's always back from surfing. God,

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Speaker 1: he is sexy and sometimes he likes having a bit

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Speaker 1: and Elsa Patdocky's wife absolutely hates it. What does he

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Speaker 2: Chris hamson I would be saying something like, you know

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Speaker 1: Bit of an Avengers get an ave. You probably would

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Speaker 1: You probably wouldouldn't you? Well you're Chris Hamsony. I mean

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Speaker 1: of a laugh about it. If the as Guardians don't

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Speaker 1: all this gear and that would be so annoying for her.

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Speaker 1: That would actually you run, you run out of them

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Speaker 1: goes on, I've got a genuine run. Oh sorry, that

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Speaker 1: actually think this would work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually think he would be able to say

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Speaker 2: I was on the way home, but I got swamped

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Speaker 2: An infinity makes with people that recognize me. He seems

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Speaker 2: like a genuinely really good dude.

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Speaker 1: He picked up a random tourist and helicoptered them in

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Speaker 1: because i'd buy that. Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's

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Speaker 1: That's better than the one he goes for. But it's

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Speaker 1: not what he goes for. Do you have a second?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: How many do you think are there?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. You really look like you were

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 1: The excuse he goes for is traffic. It's awful, not creative,

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Speaker 1: and you can imagine his wife would just be like Chris,

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Speaker 1: I've heard it before she lives in Barron Bay. Traffics

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Speaker 1: busy anyway you're going. If you're going into town.

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Speaker 2: There that main roundabout just down from the Kebab joint

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Speaker 2: Ba Bakebabs.

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Speaker 1: That's technic. Okay, yeah, fair enough, but.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about it.

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Speaker 1: Coming back from the beach surfing. No no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: She hates her and she's so thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 1: What excuse for lateness? Are you sick of hearing? Because

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Speaker 1: you do one Will that infuriates the entire team. You

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Speaker 1: go for the same excuse every single time. It is infuriating.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about it up next. It actually it actually

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Speaker 1: does work, and Hard turned me down. That's what's so

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Speaker 1: annoying about it. But we'll talk about that up next.

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Speaker 1: We'll take yours as well. Up next. Will and Wood things.

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Speaker 2: He invented time travel. We're going to test it very shortly.

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Speaker 2: I know that sounds ridiculous, but he genuinely believes it,

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Speaker 2: and I'm looking forward to embarrassing you.

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Speaker 1: Right after the traffic awesome or me proving that I've

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Speaker 1: invented time travel, which could happen right now though I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty one oh six five. We're asking what excuse for lateness?

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Speaker 1: Are you sick of hearing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: These these late people out there, they go for the

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Speaker 1: same one, and quite frankly, it gets up my goat?

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Speaker 1: Will you do one? But we're going to talk about

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Speaker 1: it in a sec Yep, we've got Nathan here on

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Speaker 1: thirteen one oh six five. I don't think it just

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Speaker 1: gets your goat. It doesn't get up your goat. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: And my team members constantly come to me and blame

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Speaker 2: their late running on a late bus. But the buses

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Speaker 7: They are just running late, blaming it.

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Speaker 8: On the bus.

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Speaker 1: I can't have the public transport one, Nathan, No, I

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Speaker 1: just I just cannot have it. How do you punish them, Nathan?

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Speaker 1: How do you punish them?

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Speaker 6: Extra cleaning duty always goes well putting them on wash

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Speaker 1: I'd make him due to that, those little towel tow

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Speaker 1: lets in KFC, Nathan, that you wash your hand. You

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Speaker 1: should make them do cleaning with the taal lette. That's

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Speaker 1: horrible for that's horrible for the environment. Don't do that, Nathan,

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Speaker 1: I was just joking a lot of drains. Don't do

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Speaker 1: that and get rid of the talletts. Don't use them.

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Speaker 1: And the other thing is, don't use wet wipes.

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Speaker 2: Specifically, don't use wet wipes if you use them for

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Speaker 2: large operations like cleaning your entire apartment floor.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell would do that? Will? Who the hell exactly?

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Speaker 1: Chantell's has gone thirty one and sixty five? Chantel? What

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Speaker 1: excuse are you sick of hearing? Guys?

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't believe it is from my boss and she's

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Speaker 4: constantly late?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what does she go for? What excuse does she

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Speaker 1: go for for a lateness?

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Speaker 4: I couldn't find.

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Speaker 6: A car park, but when I can clearly see her

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, she's one of those parkers and sitters in

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Speaker 2: the car on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that kills me. What situation you're watching your

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Speaker 1: boss on the camera, Chantel? Yeah, that's good question.

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Speaker 3: I'm managing the office, so until she comes in, I'm managing.

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Speaker 2: The whole Sounds like you're how you're managing the office

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Speaker 2: while watching her on a camera?

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Speaker 1: Chantel?

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Speaker 9: Multitasking?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, smells a bit fishy.

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Speaker 2: Chantell you're slacking out there, chants.

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Speaker 1: An annoying excuse.

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Speaker 2: No, no, we'll be telling you a boss about it,

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Speaker 2: don't you know.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Jason. Jason, now you're apprentice. There's a

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Speaker 1: culprit for going for the same excuse.

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Speaker 7: Oh sorry, interupted to do there follows.

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Speaker 10: There very well? Mate?

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Speaker 7: Yeah. So every morning, not every morning, but majority of

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Speaker 7: mornings without fail. Who come to work anyways? A sig

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Speaker 7: on and it's oh, sorry, my alarm didn't go off.

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Speaker 2: Where you've you've invented time machine. It doesn't matter if

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Speaker 2: Well, we're about to find out if future Woody is

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Speaker 2: The eruption of the Indonesian super volcano Mount Tambora in

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Speaker 1: All right, hit me.

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Speaker 2: A the French Revolution, B the Great Kyoto earthquake, see

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Speaker 1: I am a god. How did you know that? Because

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Speaker 11: That is I've never had a greater fool from glory

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. That is great stuff.

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Speaker 1: Suck of silences. Studies suggest that you do eighty five

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Speaker 3: my nose before I gave it to them and make

442
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Speaker 3: them eat it because I was so angry at them.

443
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 1: Two pretty sick ones there they are spitting in the kids.

444
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not sick. Sorry, they're not sick. Sorry, it's

445
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 2: a very very safe face. I can't emphasize that enough.

446
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,199
Speaker 2: If you've been sticking your chips up your nose and

447
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,159
Speaker 2: then giving it to the person that asks for one.

448
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 2: That's fine, there's no judgment. There is no judgment here,

449
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 2: A sorry about that. This is the sock of silence,

450
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,160
Speaker 2: and you're remain anonymous.

451
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 1: No one knows who, no one.

452
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 2: Knows who you are? You nextpert on this show, your

453
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 2: next bot on radio. I'm going to say, we're not

454
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 2: here to laugh at your stories, We're not here to

455
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 2: judge you for your stories.

456
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: Is a very very safe space for each brother. I

457
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Speaker 1: don't know why you're doing the whole Stop judging me,

458
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Speaker 1: Stop judging me.

459
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Speaker 2: Okay, so thirty one swallowing over from you, guys.

460
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Speaker 1: You've got a cheeky confession. You can enter right now.

461
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: The sock of silence. It's the suck of silence.

462
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Speaker 2: I'm just clarifying as well. The reason we call it

463
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Speaker 2: the sock of silence is because we have this ridiculous

464
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 2: piece of material which is essentially just a tube which

465
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 2: goes from one of our faces to.

466
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Speaker 1: The other one's face. You can see it on our instagram.

467
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Speaker 1: Will then what if you want to?

468
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Speaker 2: But we felt so safe in this space that we

469
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: started telling each other things that we hadn't told each

470
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: other before, so we'd like to get everyone else involved

471
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Speaker 2: in here.

472
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: And we've got people involved here. Anonymous call and Number

473
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: one hello.

474
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 10: Hey, how are you going?

475
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 1: Went very well? Well, we're feeling comfortable, feeling safe. Yeah,

476
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 1: what's what's your confession?

477
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Speaker 12: So my dad got remarried and I live across the

478
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 12: road from the beach, so every now and again I

479
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,959
Speaker 12: just pick up a bit of sand and sprinkle it

480
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Speaker 12: on his new wife's side of the bed. Just dressed

481
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Speaker 12: driver a bit bonkers.

482
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Speaker 1: It's amazing gear, Thanks very much.

483
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Speaker 2: That is so annoying as well, enough to set you

484
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Speaker 2: over the edge.

485
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Speaker 1: When I lived in w A that I stand in

486
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Speaker 1: my bed, I don't know how I got in there

487
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: because you lived next to the beach. Yeah, yeah, that

488
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: would do it. Anonymous, Hey, boys, Yeah, we're pretty good.

489
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Speaker 1: You think a little bit more woody before you before

490
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Speaker 1: you speak.

491
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Speaker 2: I think.

492
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Speaker 1: I think it's bit of a treat though, when I

493
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: don't think and then I talk. Yeah, no, that's true.

494
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 2: Anonymous called Number two Soccer silence mate, no judgment in here.

495
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: You've got a bit of a confession for.

496
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Speaker 7: Us, Yeah I do.

497
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 3: Okay.

498
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Speaker 10: So my little brother he's been having a bit of

499
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 10: problems when he's been going to the toilet, he's been

500
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 10: weighing on the seat, and we've just kind of had

501
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 10: enough of it. So it's gotten to the point now

502
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 10: where well, I'll grab his bath tower that he used

503
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 10: to draw himself and I'll clean the seat with that,

504
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 10: and then I'll hang it back up so he uses

505
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Speaker 10: it next time.

506
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Speaker 1: So bad, and he obviously is.

507
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Speaker 2: So how old is the kid?

508
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: Anonymous too?

509
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 10: I think he's eleven turn and twelve.

510
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: That's if he's at he should be hitting the water.

511
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: If you're still hitting, I'm thinking, yeah, I agree with you, mate.

512
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Speaker 2: Does anybody else in your family know that he's doing this?

513
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: Anonymous called too.

514
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 10: It's just me and my partner that kind of know.

515
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 10: Everyone else just kind of tries to hide it.

516
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: Turn a blind eye, right, Okay, no fair?

517
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 2: It needs to learn My girlfriend me about if I

518
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 2: get anything outside of the bar.

519
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: Well, you should be better now, will you mean you're

520
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: twenty nine years old? You don't ever. I have laser

521
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: like precision and we can test that if you want. No,

522
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to test that.

523
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 2: Three final confession this afternoon for the Sock of Silence,

524
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Speaker 2: whatever your for us. Mate three, Sorry you've forgotten that

525
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: you're anonymous.

526
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: Hello, hi hi hei hi.

527
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Speaker 6: So I have a coworker that's been pretty horrible towards

528
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Speaker 6: me lately.

529
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Speaker 1: Ah, that sucks, sorry to hear.

530
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Speaker 6: I've decided to start reporting her for littering a few

531
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 6: fines here and there.

532
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like on those do you mean

533
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: on those anonymous littering text lines?

534
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 12: Yeah?

535
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: What have you been saying they're throwing out their window?

536
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 6: Well I just said, you know, she's throwing cigarettes out

537
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 6: her windows. Have no idea.

538
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: Of course, she's got no idea, and no neither is

539
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: anyone else in Australia because you've remained beautifully anonymous here

540
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 2: on the soccer silence. So thanks for the dorm mate,

541
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Speaker 2: appreciate all your confessions as always, guys, that's actually a

542
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: great idea.

543
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: I'm going to mate who does it too at games

544
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: of football? And you know how the text screen comes

545
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Speaker 1: out into text for inappropriate behavior. So if he's got

546
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: a supporter sitting next to him that he doesn't he disagrees,

547
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: he text for and you literally see the security come

548
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: down and track the out wearing on of the news.

549
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Speaker 2: It's well and what he getting you, guys, I'm going

550
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Speaker 2: to be talking to Woody second date the girl with

551
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 2: that next he doesn't know that. No, they're gonna be

552
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 2: having on the other side, stay with Willing when you

553
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 2: get in your home.

554
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: Well, I really just want to play some audio for

555
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: everyone that is one hundred percent going to make them smile.

556
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,239
Speaker 1: If you've had a bad day, I guarantee you this

557
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: will cheer your eye up. It was that America's Got

558
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: Talent last night, and there was a particular performance from

559
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: a boy called a man sorry called Cody Lee's twenty

560
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: two years old. But he came on stage and he

561
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: was accompanied by his mum, and his mum actually explained

562
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: that he was blind and autistic, okay, but he got

563
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: this great ear for music very early in his life.

564
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: Have a listen to Cody Lee's performance. How been so

565
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: many places in my life and time. I saw a

566
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Speaker 1: lot of song and a meet some bird run.

567
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Speaker 11: Facting on my love and stages.

568
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Speaker 2: Ten thousand people watching.

569
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Speaker 1: Yeah wow, how good is his voice? Yeah? Yeah, amazing

570
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: and no doubt an awesome career ahead for Cody Leader. Yeah,

571
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Speaker 1: that's brilliant. Is that on expector? America's Got talent, not

572
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: X Factory expected still running. No, the voice is absolutely

573
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: the Voice is still I'm loving the voice as well.

574
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I think Cody Lee would kill

575
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 1: it on the Voice. But America's got talent, got talent, Okay, beautiful,

576
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: don't just group them together those shows, They're all the

577
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: very individual shows in their own exactly right enough.

578
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm going to be calling on a bit of

579
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 2: women wisdom up next. Need some girls to call because

580
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: I've got a bit of a hunch that i want confirmed.

581
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's something that my mom used to

582
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 2: do to me when I was a kid, and in fact,

583
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: that I reckon every mum used to do to them

584
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 2: when they were a kid, which I'm pretty sure women

585
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 2: are now using in relationships.

586
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: To give them the upper hand.

587
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Speaker 2: I feel like everyone can relate to this. When I

588
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: used to live at home and I had a big

589
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: night the night before, so I get home early in

590
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 2: the morning, I felt like the next day my mum

591
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: would all always go out of her way to make

592
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: sure that my next day was horrible.

593
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: God mind too, that was her punishment for me that like,

594
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be drinking.

595
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: And I don't know whether there was in my head

596
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 2: just because my head was throbbing and I was hungover

597
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 2: or whatever else, but it felt like she was conspiring

598
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Speaker 2: against me. You know, you get home early in the morning,

599
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 2: and then the next day the blinds would fly open,

600
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: you get hit with just scorching sunlight in your face,

601
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden there was some urgent,

602
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: horrific job that needed to be done in the house,

603
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,959
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden you're out there and your

604
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: pajama's picking.

605
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: Up a month's worth of dog poo.

606
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: Which has to get done that morning, flicking it over

607
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: the neighbors fanta flying it over there. And I think

608
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: about this the other day, woulds But do you think

609
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: that women still do this to guys, like, not mums,

610
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: not mums to their children, but women to their partners.

611
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: Well, now that you mention it, I will never forget

612
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: the time that Wow, where did I push the boat out?

613
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: And of course I don't can down going too hard

614
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: despite playing that song. You know, responsible drinking is definitely

615
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: an important thing to do. But I had a particularly

616
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: big night, I think it was a big celebration, and

617
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: the next morning my ex girlfriend, why, at eight in

618
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: the morning, you'd need to be using the power drill

619
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: to hang up some pictures in the bedroom. And you

620
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: think about it, you could have done another time, done

621
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. What was the urgency?

622
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: And it's not just the things down the how like

623
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: you know, I've had a big night, I stayed out

624
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: a bit late, and all of a sudden, we have

625
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 2: to go to Ikea the next day.

626
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: It's urgent. Oh, we got to go. We have to go,

627
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: and I need you there beat the crowds. We're going

628
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: to be there at six thirty in the morning. Just

629
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: very vindictive.

630
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: I want to know one six y five women out there. Yeah,

631
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: do your torture your partner after they come home late?

632
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: Or is this just something that I'm experiencing in my head.

633
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: I've got more evidence. I saw a friend of mine

634
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: the other day.

635
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: She's married to another good man of mine and they've

636
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: got a baby's about one and a half now, and

637
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: she was just out for a walk. I was like, wow,

638
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: what are you doing, and you know, where's the baby?

639
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: Where's your husband? And she said, oh, Matt got home

640
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: at seven o'clock in the morning this morning. He had

641
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: a Bucks party, So I left him with the baby.

642
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: For the day and I've just gone out shopping.

643
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: Surely that's the day when you don't leave the baby

644
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: at home and you don't go shopping. Don't you love

645
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: your husband? There were vows. The only thing I need

646
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: to know is why do you do it? Yeah? Oh no,

647
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: I probably already know the why. I want to hear

648
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: it from the girls. If you are deliberately doing this,

649
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: I know. I do want to know why, because I

650
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: would never do it. They would do it, got ony,

651
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: I go. I want to help out. I'll get them

652
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: a gator raye.

653
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll get your coffee, get your baking egg roll,

654
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 2: the honey bunch, some you know toast.

655
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's all like a good my office, aren't

656
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: that extensive? Thirty one has expised the phone number.

657
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: Love to hear from some women out there, and maybe blokes,

658
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: if you've got a theory on this, do you think

659
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: they're doing it deliberately? Love to hear from you two.

660
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,719
Speaker 2: Do your torture your partner after they come home late

661
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: the next time? An old trick my mum used to

662
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Speaker 2: Paul is that after I'd had a big night, I'm

663
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: living at home. All of a sudden there are jobs

664
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 2: to do around the house. Oh, we've got to go

665
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: and visit a distant relative of mine.

666
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: They book, they book a breakfast, don't they. They sneak

667
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: in their breakfast. Oh, we're saying all your cousins.

668
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I want to know right now, in thirty

669
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: one and six ' five whether this is something that

670
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: has carried.

671
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: On into your relationships.

672
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: So I know I'm stereotyping, but I think you do

673
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,479
Speaker 2: it better than we do. Women out there after your

674
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: partner's come home and beg late, they've had a big night, do.

675
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: You torture them? And what have your points for creativity here?

676
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: What have you put them through? Susan called get I Susan.

677
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 12: Hey caught him big time.

678
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 3: So I will send my kids.

679
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 6: I will send out kids in and jump on and

680
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 6: get him to jump.

681
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 5: On him the music, chuck all the clothes and oh

682
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 5: why why Susan?

683
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 4: Why why should he sleep all day?

684
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: And I deal with the kids. Yeah, but can't you

685
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,239
Speaker 1: have rotation policy? Next weekend you have your big night

686
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: and then you know you support each other.

687
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: I don't really treat he doesn't have the big And

688
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: I think this is the point that I keep stumbling on,

689
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: is because the ratio of the big nights is out

690
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: of whack.

691
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: He has to supper.

692
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 13: He suffers for about a few days.

693
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: God. I mean, I don't know why I'm laughing, because

694
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,959
Speaker 1: when I'm in the middle of it, does your girlfriend

695
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: punish you?

696
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: No? Well, look, to be honest, the reason this came

697
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: up is because I I was at a party on

698
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: Friday night. Last Friday night, I was a good friend's

699
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: thirtieth and Sam walked over to me and she said,

700
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 2: I'm going home. And I was immediately like, oh Jesus, okay,

701
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: I'll come home with you, and she said, no, no, no,

702
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: enjoy it, have a great time. And I didn't get

703
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: punished the next day or she was just like and yeah,

704
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: she's a phenomenal girlfriend and I really appreciate it. But

705
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: the problem was that a friend of mine next to me,

706
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: his girlfriend had already gone home and he didn't have

707
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: the green light. And the message he sent me the

708
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: next day was hilarious because he said he messaged me

709
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: and said, all of a sudden, we've got plumbing that

710
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: needs to be done in the house, which is exactly

711
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: what happens. All of a sudden, there's someone over there

712
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: that needs to do urgent work on the place.

713
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got Kate here. Now I'm thirty one and

714
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: sixty five. K do you deliberately punish your partner.

715
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 4: I don't so much because I don't really mind. But

716
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 4: I don't have kids. So my girlfriends that have kids,

717
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 4: if their partners have gone out for a big night

718
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 4: on the town, happy as larry for him to do it.

719
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 4: But the next morning, you better bet buddy that they

720
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 4: are going to You're going to be your seven o'clock

721
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 4: in the morning.

722
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: Yep.

723
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 4: And it's because they've had them all night, so they've

724
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 4: had to do bedtime, bath time, all that stuff.

725
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: That's a point. It's the reciprocity, isn't it that That

726
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: is actually a good point, because when you've had the

727
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: big night, you're right, you've left the kids with with

728
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: your wife, so it's like, well stuff you you can't

729
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: have you had the night as well.

730
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, next day, and then the reality is, even if

731
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 2: you are hungover, you can get through it. It's gonna suck,

732
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: but you can get through it.

733
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: I don't think I could look after a child the

734
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: day the other morning after I really do.

735
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 2: You had to, Okay, learning put it this way, hypothetically, Yeah,

736
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: you've got a kid.

737
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: Heaven forbid. The next day, your wife. You haven't got

738
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: a choice. You've been out. I've got a wife. You

739
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: have a wife. What are you gonna right? You've been

740
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: out to You've been up to four o'clock in the

741
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: morning with me. You get home bad influence.

742
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: I am you get home and then she says, you

743
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: wake up at seven o'clock. She goes, I'm leaving for

744
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 2: the day. You've got the kid. The kids three, what

745
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: do you do?

746
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: Give them twenty bucks and go. You're on your own,

747
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: big fellows, go and get daddy baking an extemp roll three,

748
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: Go and get here's the car keys, Go and get

749
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 1: daddy a bacon and negrol?

750
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 4: Who got.

751
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,479
Speaker 1: Jez six ' five?

752
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 2: Talking about torturing your partner after a big night?

753
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: What do you reckon? Have you done this?

754
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 13: Hey?

755
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 4: How are you?

756
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: We're learning very quickly that suld you never have a child.

757
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 13: Carry on, Jess, Well, I'm not old enough to have

758
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 13: a child.

759
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 3: But my ex boyfriend he went out for a.

760
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 5: Big night and in the morning I was due to

761
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 5: be at the airport at eight thirty, so we had to.

762
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 4: Leave around I think it was six thirty in the morning,

763
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 4: and I'd actually.

764
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: Already scheduled a list with.

765
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 3: One of my mates, but I may I wake him up,

766
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: and I told him he had to drive me just

767
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 3: because I was a bit better.

768
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, why why? Yess?

769
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 7: Why?

770
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

771
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 5: I think I.

772
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 4: Was a bit jealous that he had a fun night and.

773
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 3: I kind of wanted to see with him.

774
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: And I don't know, Guys, I don't know.

775
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: And this is jealous factor because men can party better.

776
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, that's what he's saying that that is what

777
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: he's battle of the sex's party.

778
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: We have a boys party, we have a women's party.

779
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: That's a horrible idea. That is an awful idea.

780
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think the jealousy thing is actually

781
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 2: the answer to this side. I think it might be

782
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: that case, because like, why did your mum do it?

783
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 2: She's not jealous that you're out there.

784
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: She was jealous. I can't do that anymore. I got

785
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: this bloody of her husband.

786
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 2: She is.

787
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe your mom was jealous, that's what it was.

788
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: I've played last night with all the white lad was

789
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: very charlmish.

790
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 2: We've got a great tune tune coming up for you

791
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: guys to get in through the worst of the traffick. Also,

792
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: woods out a date last night and I've just told him,

793
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: Oh maybe, I'm just telling you now we're going to

794
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: have the girl from the date on the phone up next.

795
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: I know. No, I've already got a number. Nope, it's happening.

796
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: No it's not. What do you mean we're going to

797
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: call her? You can't stop this? Just why do we

798
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: do this? New to this show? One of us is single?

799
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 8: His names?

800
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: What do you hi? It's felt weird you introduced me.

801
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm new to the show.

802
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on alcoholics anonymous.

803
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: Hi, my names and I haven't had a girlfriend for

804
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: a long time.

805
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: Had a date though, thank you, and a second date

806
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 2: as well.

807
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: Rare for me to get a second date, very very rare,

808
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: super second date.

809
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: I thought we'd get a little bit of a second

810
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: date update. Yeah, good second date update from you.

811
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: How to go mate? I honestly I think it's going

812
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: really well. Yep, we get along. I took her to

813
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: this super trendy, like cool restaurant. Great, like one of

814
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: these restaurants where you don't you like it's you got

815
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: to walk through a fridge door or something to get

816
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: in there. Honestly, it was the empty downstairs. You gotta

817
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: go up these stairs and then the restaurants up there's

818
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: a bit of it has been a fridge door and

819
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: some stairs. Okay, but like the Bobby's got to take

820
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: an elevator. No no, but downstairs just looked like closed

821
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: and like no, no, no good here we're closed. It's

822
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: not set up to be secretive.

823
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 2: It just sounds like there's two businesses and the one

824
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 2: building got the bar upstairs and closed business downstairs.

825
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, effectively, that's that's that's what it was. But

826
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: it was hard, no secret or anything. No, there was

827
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: no secret, okay, So where it was aside?

828
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and despite the fact that there's a closed business downstairs,

829
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 2: how did the actual thing go?

830
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: Conversation really good going, well, asked me for asking me? Yeah,

831
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: I got a kiss? Did you did you get a kiss?

832
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 5: Yep?

833
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: Well done, got four or five? Actually, no one's counting.

834
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: No one cares. It's actually a liberd lame that he

835
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: said that. So her name is Chloe? Yep?

836
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: Great, now your synopsis of the date understandably boring. I

837
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 2: found it pretty boring. No one cares how many kisses

838
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: you've got. However, her name is Chloe Uh, and I

839
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,240
Speaker 2: was informed by our digital guy, the Whiz, that she'd

840
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: actually hit us up on our Instagram will and hoody

841
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 2: mm hmm, and she said that she.

842
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: Had something to tell me about what happened on the date.

843
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,919
Speaker 1: It's probably just something I've done awesome. Probably yeah. Well,

844
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: actually did a little dance for at one of the

845
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: bars we went to after dinner. I don't no one cares.

846
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: I'm just speculating, well, speculate no more, because she slipped

847
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 2: us her number and we're going to give her a

848
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: call up next for a second date update from her side,

849
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: And apparently she's got a story that you don't even

850
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 2: realize that you did, which just makes me so excited.

851
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: So stay with us everyone, Second date update from the

852
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 2: woman's side. The girl that what do you want a

853
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 2: date with? Last night?

854
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 1: A name is College.

855
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 2: She's going to join us right up next and she

856
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 2: reckons she's got something that he doesn't.

857
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: Even realize that he's done.

858
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 2: So I'm looking forward to telling you, laughing with her

859
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: at you and the rest of the country demoralizing you.

860
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: Right up next time, Willing moneywards.

861
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: You went on a date last night. Her name's Chloe

862
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: seems like an absolute legend. And the reason I say

863
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 2: that is because she's hit us up online rhyling Woody

864
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 2: and she said, well, I've got something to tell you,

865
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 2: and she's given us her phone number, and this is

866
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: about what's happened on one of your dates with her.

867
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 2: So we're getting the second aid update from Chloe. She

868
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 2: joins us on the phone right now.

869
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: Good Oa, Chloe, how are you going?

870
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: Hey, how are you doing? Yeah?

871
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: Really well? Thanks, thanks for so much Covey on the show. Hey, Chloe,

872
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Good to hear from you.

873
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: Now I'm talking with Chloe. You might not need to

874
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: have you might not get involved here. We might just

875
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: turn his fade down. No, this is my catch up

876
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: with Chloe. Chloe second date update, how to go?

877
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 3: Like?

878
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 5: It went well?

879
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 13: Like it was. There was like a lot of banter.

880
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 5: It was really fun.

881
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 13: We had amazing food. It was it was pretty good.

882
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: You had great food. Beautiful. That's great to hear. Shut up.

883
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: Any bad any, any bad jokes, Chloe?

884
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, there was quite a hue really yeah, yeah.

885
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: Just a lot, just just incessant, just.

886
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 13: Like shot fire, just like one after Yeah.

887
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, intended that he's nervous. Did you a lot of

888
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: high pitched giggling as well? We get that a bit

889
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: when he's nervous as well, and.

890
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 13: I like and he stops flushing. It's so cute.

891
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's cute. Nice? Did you shut up? I

892
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: covered the bill? Did he cover the bill?

893
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: Like?

894
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,919
Speaker 13: We went like seventy five twenty five?

895
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 2: What do you mean you still later?

896
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: Shut up? What happened? He he? What? Shut up? Shut up?

897
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: What happened?

898
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 10: Gloat?

899
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 7: No?

900
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 13: No, it was we just won seventy five twenty five?

901
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: Why why did he not offer? Did he not offer

902
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 2: to pay for the bill? Did he suggest to split?

903
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 5: Like there was talk of like fifty fifty like we negotiated?

904
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: Amazing? Amazing?

905
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 2: You are you are such a cheap ass. Chivalry dies

906
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 2: when it comes to your hip pocket. Okay, Chloe, really

907
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: good stuff. Sounds like it all went pretty well. Am

908
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 2: I allowed to ask you if it was?

909
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: If there was a kiss at the end of the night?

910
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 2: Ah? There was?

911
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 13: Yeah?

912
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: Great? Successful again? Or too much teeth?

913
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 13: Just got a lot of tongue.

914
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 5: Really, you know when you've really got to tap out?

915
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: I know, I know the feeling like you're getting getting

916
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 2: a high pressure hose in your mouth.

917
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: Okay, great stuff, all right, Chloe. That that's really good.

918
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: And there's apparently also something you wanted to tell me

919
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: about the first date.

920
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 5: It was more of the fact that he's lucky he

921
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 5: got the second date because he really blew me away

922
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 5: on the first.

923
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 2: Date, blew you away, like it blew you away?

924
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: Or like, what do you mean?

925
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 13: Do you want to tell you what happened? A little

926
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 13: bit embarrassing?

927
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: Please, I'm so interested. Shut up, Shut up, go, Chloe, go.

928
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 5: So okay, the first day went well like it was,

929
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 5: you know, had a lot of fun, had a few drinks.

930
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 5: We went back to his for a couple more whiles

931
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 5: about that, and then I left, said said goodbye, left.

932
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 13: The apartment, and so I was standing in the hallway.

933
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, by the way, did he make you bring your

934
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: own drinks?

935
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: He did?

936
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, just none stuff.

937
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 2: God, you are you need to fix this out?

938
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 5: To buy some plastic cups on the way because you

939
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 5: said he didn't.

940
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: Have he's only got one cup. I know that you

941
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: got one cup. So you buy your own drinks and

942
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: your cap, and you bought it.

943
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 5: I left.

944
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 2: You seemed like a generous person, So you left the

945
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 2: apartment so I left.

946
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 5: The apartment, and I, you know, he said goodbye, shot

947
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 5: thet orban in the hallway, and I was looking at

948
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 5: Uber whilst I was in the hallway. So I booked

949
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 5: the Uber and I pushed the lift, and just as

950
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 5: I was waiting for the lift, I heard the biggest

951
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 5: spart that I've ever heard. I was frantically like trying

952
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 5: to push the button to the lift, and then I

953
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 5: finally come down, and it's just like part of me

954
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 5: was like, okay, So I look at it as a

955
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 5: good thing, like you know what, a gentleman held it

956
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 5: in the entire time. But it's like he must have

957
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 5: been counting down in his head, like how long he

958
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 5: thought it would take for the lift to get there

959
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 5: before he could just completely let it out unashamed.

960
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:30,959
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

961
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 5: You know when you think, you know, when movies when

962
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 5: you see people have like an earthquake because they sort

963
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 5: of cling.

964
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 13: Onto the walls like just for like stability.

965
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: So how long did it go for?

966
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 13: At least like like three Mississippis.

967
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, So let me get this straight.

968
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 2: You did you count how far away she was?

969
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: I heard the door close, so I was like, and the.

970
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 5: Thing is so like he I didn't mention it until

971
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 5: our second date, so he went the entire time thinking.

972
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 13: That he got away with it.

973
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: There's been some extraordinary audio.

974
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: Extraordinary audio.

975
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: I think this is very relatable to any employer that

976
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 2: you go through somebody's Facebook profile before you employ them.

977
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the status quo these days.

978
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: Amazing audio. A voicemail that's been leaked of employers discussing

979
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 2: somebody's Facebook profile who they were looking at to employ.

980
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: Have a listener, this had cost her the job. It's

981
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: the shocking voicemail failed that stunned a job seeker.

982
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: Lily Standing.

983
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: So that's the employer talking about the employees saying they

984
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: were searching through the.

985
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 2: Instagram and here talking about the tattoos and the fake tan,

986
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: which is obviously something they've seen on a Facebook profile.

987
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 2: And I really want to know right now on third

988
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 2: and one and six five, because I want to speak

989
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 2: to the.

990
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: People who are in HR, who are employers.

991
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: What did you dig up on someone's Facebook profile. So

992
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 2: you're doing the whole scan, you're trying to get to

993
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 2: the bottom of them, and maybe they've come across, maybe

994
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: the person's come across as totally clean cup.

995
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: And it could just big person for the job. It

996
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: could just be a group that they're involved in on Facebook,

997
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: or it could be a photo, maybe a status they

998
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: made that's right, yeah.

999
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: Nooto, a photo they put it because I imagine there'd be

1000
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 2: a lot of times when you think the person's perfect

1001
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden you're looking at the

1002
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 2: groups that they like and they they they're involved in

1003
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 2: something that you never saw and it probably cost them

1004
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: the job. So thirty one and six five as a

1005
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: phone number, What did you dig up on somebody's Facebook

1006
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 2: when you're scanning them? Employers scan your social media. That's

1007
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 2: that's what people do these days. There's some shocking audio

1008
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 2: that's been released of employers talking about what they've found

1009
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: on somebody's social media.

1010
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: They're talking, they're ragging on it.

1011
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 2: Which I imagine you would do if you were in the

1012
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,280
Speaker 2: HR department. You right, like anybody does when they're stalking

1013
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: someone's Facebook. You have a laugh with the person next

1014
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 2: to you.

1015
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: You'd get some popcorn, you'd get the group together, put

1016
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: it on the projector put it on the big screen,

1017
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: go to the boardroom, go.

1018
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 2: Back to the phase where you know they went through

1019
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: a bit of a gothic phase. Have a look at

1020
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 2: the Facebook page they're liked in two thousand and nine.

1021
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: I want to know on thirty and one O six '

1022
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: five has one of these uncoverings? Did you find something

1023
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 2: on someone's Facebook page that ended up costing the job?

1024
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: Got Jay here? Jay? What did you find?

1025
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 9: Hey?

1026
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: Guys, there I a good, very good what'd you find? Matte?

1027
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 9: I had a resume comes into my inbox and it

1028
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 9: was for a position at a school. And when it

1029
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 9: is a bit of searching on Instagram and there was

1030
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 9: a lot of photos, some money and stuff like that

1031
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 9: and a lot of toys, and ended up finding out.

1032
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 8: That she was a screwper. So o.

1033
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: Gee, wow, so did she get the job?

1034
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 4: Wow?

1035
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: So before we got to Alana here, the big with

1036
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: being is sper by the way you do absolutely, let's

1037
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: see no reason why she couldn't get the job. To

1038
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: be honest, no, I couldn't agree more. Will, But producers

1039
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 1: have actually just done a little search Will of your

1040
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: Facebook and they found out that you like a page

1041
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: called unfriending people who make basic grammatical errors. That's right,

1042
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: I do.

1043
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 2: I think I'm a chairman of that page, and there's

1044
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: been countless casualties.

1045
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: It's unforgivable.

1046
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alana, you and I are friends of getting more

1047
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 2: for exactly that reason. Milana's called Alana. What did you

1048
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: find digging through someone's Facebook page?

1049
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hate chart. And we had a guy

1050
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 3: who had he was having lots of days off, and

1051
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 3: apparently there were rumors going around that he had taken

1052
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: a day off to go buy a new car, but

1053
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 3: chapter sticky. So I was doing a bit of googling

1054
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 3: on his Facebook page, as you do as a trusty

1055
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 3: HR professional, and discovered that he'd actually taken the week

1056
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 3: off to go to China for that annual festival where

1057
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 3: they covered I'm saying this where they cook dogs and

1058
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 3: they eat them and there was a like a dogbab

1059
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: type thing with like a thumbs up.

1060
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, traumatizing.

1061
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 3: Obviously not a fire fireable offense.

1062
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: But a dog did they did? They did? They sell

1063
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,479
Speaker 1: hot dogs?

1064
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 2: Then?

1065
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: Like a steward. Sorry, it's just a question allowed.

1066
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: No, no, come on, that's that's that's not funny at all.

1067
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 3: This is apparently there's so many dogs in China that

1068
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 3: but to do like an annual car they have this

1069
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 3: festival one. So yet like we have like the Spanish

1070
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 3: festival and street throwns up. They have like this annual festival.

1071
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 3: It's world renowned and they basically cooked.

1072
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: It's absolutely it is horrific. It's hectic.

1073
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: So he and he took a photo of himself with

1074
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 2: a shish kebab with at.

1075
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 3: This and he was like at the annual, I forget

1076
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 3: what it's called in Chinese. Yeah, in China. So we

1077
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: got him when he came back, sax.

1078
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: He's us yes, sas Solana, I love.

1079
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 2: It is so cooked thanks to the care mate and

1080
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 2: you that it happened all the time. People eating dog no, no,

1081
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 2: people finding out out there and employees.

1082
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1083
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: On Facebook, it's actually saying the only other context happens

1084
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: is when there's a criminal or something that's on the loose,

1085
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: and this happened today. Actually there's a criminal who's on

1086
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: the loose called Ethan Bramble. It's the guy the tattoos

1087
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: all over seeing the photos of the guy and he's

1088
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: torn in the police and he's going to get away

1089
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: with him. But obviously the media do research, you know,

1090
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: as to who this person is and they found out.

1091
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: But he's an active member of a up on Facebook

1092
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: called ice cream. It's a large ice cream enthusiast community

1093
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: group and they're called cream On, so this is their background.

1094
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: He seems to love ice cream. It's part of a

1095
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: group called cream On. Watch out, mister Whippy Vans, so

1096
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: obviously a tattooed mander an ice cream. Back away with

1097
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: caution see what you're hearing.

1098
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 2: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody. Wow.

1099
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: Scientists need to do research on me immediately