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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an.

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Speaker 3: Hour, super special guest in the studio with us. Our

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Speaker 3: next guest please is his name in all the titles

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Speaker 3: of his comedy shows. Let's see if we can do

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Speaker 3: it for his intro, not of his own free will.

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Speaker 1: He took a break last year while the world battled

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Speaker 1: the pandemic willness.

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Speaker 3: He's now back touring two of his shows, willustrating just

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Speaker 3: how good he is.

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Speaker 2: So don't choose Netflix and Will, get yourself out there

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Speaker 2: and see this guy.

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Speaker 3: He's ruefully go in the.

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Speaker 2: Studio to have a chat and no, boys, it's not

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Speaker 2: o illusion. Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: One of our absolute favorites. It's Will Anderson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bravo, bravo. That was That was great. I love

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Speaker 2: that And I have COVID nineteen doing my new show

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Speaker 2: terminally Will, So if you guys want to come along,

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Speaker 2: I'll be ready my last Will and Testament. So it's

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Speaker 2: going to be a really great show. Guys, many of

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Speaker 2: them to roll out. I told you I was Will

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Speaker 2: Spike Milligan anyway, whatever It's nice to be here, guys,

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Speaker 2: really nice to see you in the flesh like person

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Speaker 3: It's a good thing, yes, and actually great to have

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Speaker 3: you here alive, Will, because I alive?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you do? You often have guests

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Speaker 2: that are not alive. There was one on your show.

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Speaker 1: It was a quad chat, but there was.

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Speaker 2: No but you had you had a healthcare cancer. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for bringing that up, actually, because I wanted to

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Speaker 2: say to people, make sure that you get your melanoma

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Speaker 2: or potential melanoma checked. And particularly guys. I'm a cap

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Speaker 2: guy because round hats, like I just had to have

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Speaker 3: No hat, Phil fits Will's head actually huge head, so

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I have quite a like I have a

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Speaker 2: lot of hair different issues us. I mean, we've both made.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it happens.

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Speaker 4: Two drive bys for absolutely no reason. I was struggling

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Speaker 4: a bit of a public service, guys, make sure you

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Speaker 4: get scar instead we were giving you melanoma burns. Maybe

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Speaker 4: check that burn So you want just up and then

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Speaker 4: there's a mole inside the studio.

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Speaker 2: It might that's what's coming on.

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Speaker 3: The melodie things. Basical Wood and I did a bit

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Speaker 3: Clint w A who runs it and every year he

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Speaker 3: rocks up. They rock up with like three vans with

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Speaker 3: Like that's it's it's wild, like it's on the spot.

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Speaker 3: It's just like it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: You just when you put it like that, it sounds

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Speaker 2: like a scam. I mean when you're lay it out

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Speaker 2: like one in five come and get your tires check

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Speaker 4: To cost nine hundred dollars and one of the caravans

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Speaker 3: In a park somewhere in Wa get your skin checked. People.

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Speaker 3: No one's buying that for an above board actual okay, right,

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Speaker 2: Well, amazingly, it doesn't make it better if the only

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Speaker 3: So we've got more.

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Speaker 2: Wi Anderson forgot?

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Speaker 3: Will Anderson is this shitty?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Will?

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Speaker 3: You had a very famous podcast called Wilosophy with Marty

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Speaker 3: shear Gold, who was on there just recently, Yes, and

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Speaker 3: I was listening to it, and I've got a question

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Speaker 2: The people to.

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Speaker 3: Hurt, Oh, okay, are you are you deliberately avoiding the

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Speaker 3: fact that you recently bought a house in Byron Bay.

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Speaker 2: Well it's not in Barbay, so we'll have a listen.

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Speaker 3: What are you saying from?

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Speaker 2: As you know, I'm now living in the Northern Rivers

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Speaker 2: Rivers where I've often said that it's hard to convince

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Speaker 2: is true. It's quite a big problem shoes or a shirt.

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Speaker 3: So you're not in Byron Bay.

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Speaker 2: No, we're not. We're in the We're in the Northern River.

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Speaker 3: You're ste from Byron.

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Speaker 2: About thirty minutes The place that I do live is

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Speaker 2: specifically Italian people. Fo yeah, Byron Bay, are you could

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Speaker 2: like I live in Chris Hemsworth's house. I just find

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Speaker 2: with interest and Mount Damon. I'm like, guys, come.

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Speaker 3: On, never mind his wife and kids. But the Byron

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, no, I'd like to say.

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Speaker 3: That tippies that roll around there these days.

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Speaker 2: And no, no, no, because I would like to think

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Speaker 2: Well you thought you you thought you were the guys

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Speaker 3: This is Tom talking about Byron yesterday.

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Speaker 1: And I thought, well, if I'm going to go do

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Speaker 1: at that girl. I think he pays tax, I mean.

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Speaker 2: the place I did see Tom when he was up there.

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Speaker 2: We had to catch up, but we we had to

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Speaker 3: Like I would have like spontaneously.

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Speaker 2: It always feels like school is in Byron Bass. So

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Speaker 3: It was funny because he brought you up and a

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Speaker 3: Grewin on the ABC and he hosts Hard Quiz on

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Speaker 3: the ABC, and like it was. It was actually really

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Speaker 3: nice because we were talking about your shows that year

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Speaker 3: that he won the Gold Logi and this is him

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Speaker 3: talking about something that I didn't know and I didn't

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Speaker 3: and it was funny that he was willing to admit

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Speaker 1: It was funny because my show Hard Quiz was the

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Speaker 1: which people didn't like because it meant that I should

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Speaker 1: But the thing that I always left out that only

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Speaker 1: Will knew about was that grew and rated more than

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Speaker 2: Yeah that is true, but Hard Quiz is like he

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Speaker 2: beats us a couple of times these days as well.

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Speaker 3: He is going to be at the Melbourne Comedy Festival again,

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Speaker 3: which is buddy exciting Tuesday the sixth of April all

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Speaker 3: the way through to Sunday at teenth Comedy dot com

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Speaker 3: dot Au if you want to book for that. You

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Speaker 3: can see him Adelaide Fringe as well, all the way

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Speaker 3: through the middle of March there which is buddy exciting.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to stage, to be back, so great to

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Speaker 3: have you in person.

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Speaker 2: Mate, always good to say thanks. Hear more of the

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Speaker 2: boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to