Speaker 1: Laura.
Speaker 2: Come on, everybody, how are you laughing at Laura?
Speaker 3: I look, I'm laughing. I'm laughing at yesterday show. I'm
Speaker 3: laughing at how I yelled at Rock and Roll off
Speaker 3: the back of our intro.
Speaker 4: It was terrible. Well, I know, I know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: You really don't.
Speaker 5: And you also did Devil Horn rock and Roll.
Speaker 4: It was like how he was Jack Black.
Speaker 6: You know, School of Rock.
Speaker 5: That's what she was like.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do things and then I realized one that
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a loser and two that I'm
Speaker 3: actually like a really old mom.
Speaker 4: Like it just hit me all of a sudden, and
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not there yet.
Speaker 3: I'm only thirty seven, but I feel like I'm much
Speaker 3: further into the future.
Speaker 5: We all know that.
Speaker 4: It's self aware. Laura is very important.
Speaker 5: It's cool.
Speaker 4: It's cool to be kind.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go trap in and listen to this.
Speaker 2: The annual list, the List We Love has just come
Speaker 2: out and it is the top one hundred cities in
Speaker 2: the world that you want to live in.
Speaker 6: Oh yeahs like the best city to live in?
Speaker 5: What are the big ones?
Speaker 4: Okay? Top three? Number three New York? Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 6: Number two, Pari number one, which I'm not surprised about.
Speaker 6: Number one is London.
Speaker 3: The only thing about these list is that none of
Speaker 3: it is surprising, and I feel like, if anything, it's underwhelming,
Speaker 3: I want it to be somewhere really like rogue.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's not a lot, it's.
Speaker 6: Facts, like that's why it's not surprised. It's not lucky.
Speaker 6: You know, it's a variation.
Speaker 3: No, I do I want like prior delusion number one.
Speaker 3: I want somewhere that I'm like, oh, never been there.
Speaker 3: You can't go to that city totally.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hey, random, Well, Australia made the list.
Speaker 2: If anyone cares, so Brisbane fifty seven, Sydney thirty five
Speaker 2: and Melbourne beat Sydney at thirty one.
Speaker 3: Interesting, I mean who I would like to know how
Speaker 3: they how they picked this?
Speaker 2: No, that was male, Yeah, it's all perfect.
Speaker 6: Number one on outside Lauren, Guys, I do want to tell.
Speaker 2: You about a good deed I did yesterday, Like I
Speaker 2: feel like good karma is coming back from me because
Speaker 2: I did the ultimate.
Speaker 6: I changed someone's life yesterday.
Speaker 7: Does it count as a good deed if you talk
Speaker 7: about it and say that you did a good.
Speaker 5: Deal because the deed's still done. Yeah, true, true, true.
Speaker 3: You're a really, really amazingly good human bred. I can't
Speaker 3: wait for you to share it with the country moment.
Speaker 5: I'm next here at the pickup, I reckon.
Speaker 2: I am in for a pretty good Christmas. And the
Speaker 2: reason I say that is I'm a big believer in karma,
Speaker 2: and yesterday I just.
Speaker 4: Did like the deed of all deeds.
Speaker 2: So I was just walking in my suburb down towards
Speaker 2: the beach yesterday, and as I was walking, I had Delilah,
Speaker 2: my dog, and she stopped to do a poop, which
Speaker 2: she does out in the front of someone's house. And
Speaker 2: as she pooped, and this is the only reason I
Speaker 2: saw it. As she pooped, I saw like there was
Speaker 2: like a driveway and then there were these two big,
Speaker 2: beautiful like columns like posts out of the front of
Speaker 2: the driveway, and there was someone had obviously dropped their
Speaker 2: wallet and it was on the post. So like, someone
Speaker 2: had dropped their wallet and some others Amaricans obviously picked
Speaker 2: it up and put it on the post.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, so it's just sitting there, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Beautiful leather wallet.
Speaker 2: So I opened it up and it had unfortunately no cash,
Speaker 2: but I had jokes. But he had a license from
Speaker 2: Byron Bay, and I was like, oh, someone's obviously here traveling.
Speaker 4: It was like a young looking guy.
Speaker 2: It's like someone's lost it, like the worst when you
Speaker 2: drop a wallet on a night out or any time,
Speaker 2: like your whole life is ruined because everything's linked to it.
Speaker 6: They can you have to cancel cards.
Speaker 3: Especially when you're not local, and you can't just go
Speaker 3: and pop it in their letterbox exactly because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll drop it off to them. Byron Bass I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: so anyway, I thought, you know what, let's test the
Speaker 3: power of social media. So I took a photo of
Speaker 3: his license and I obviously blocked out all the crucial
Speaker 3: information like the address and the date of birth and
Speaker 3: license number.
Speaker 2: But I had his photo in his name because I
Speaker 2: had tried to find him on Instagram and it wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Come up like I just type his name in.
Speaker 2: So I was like, hey, guys, what are the odds
Speaker 2: who knows who this is? If you know him, to
Speaker 2: contact me, if you've seen him, let me know, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: I saw.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, once again, good Samaritan.
Speaker 6: It happened.
Speaker 4: So quickly.
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how many people somehow knew who
Speaker 2: this was, like connections, connection, this is my mate, I
Speaker 2: know him, he's a friend and my friend. Like it
Speaker 2: was like one of those crime scenes with all the
Speaker 2: stream it goes to.
Speaker 3: So were people just like messaging you in your DM
Speaker 3: say yeah, this is the person and then tagging him
Speaker 3: so that you could find his profile.
Speaker 2: Yes, But then I got a message from him and
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, so many people a forwarded me this.
Speaker 6: Thank Like I cannot thank you enough for this.
Speaker 2: I'm on the phone to the police like this is
Speaker 2: a nightmare, Like it was such a disaster, and I
Speaker 2: was like, so chroughed.
Speaker 4: I was like yeah, ah, brick.
Speaker 2: And he's like I'm so stoked. Most people would steal
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, you didn't have any cash.
Speaker 2: But so I ended up getting his number and I
Speaker 2: was like, tell me where you live and I dropped
Speaker 2: it back to him nice. So I feel like and
Speaker 2: he was like, I can't thank you enough, Like I've
Speaker 2: been having a really bad time lately and this was
Speaker 2: really going.
Speaker 4: To ruin my day. So yeah, so I did a
Speaker 4: great thing. Don't want to brag, but b the power
Speaker 4: of social media is amazing.
Speaker 3: I mean, you only ever hear the negative stories from
Speaker 3: social media. I feel like this is a rare case
Speaker 3: where it's used for good.
Speaker 4: But they exist, don't they.
Speaker 5: Well, we have tracked him down. His name is Jack.
Speaker 4: What do you mean track him down?
Speaker 5: We found him through the power of social media.
Speaker 4: Actually, no, we knew.
Speaker 3: About this story, brit You shared it all on socials.
Speaker 3: But then also Jack messaged us at the pickup and said,
Speaker 3: there's actually a little bit more to the story.
Speaker 5: Share it, joins us.
Speaker 7: Now, Jack, welcome to the pickup, mate. Hello, what's your
Speaker 7: side of the story?
Speaker 4: Hang on, what is this the real Jacker? An actor? No,
Speaker 4: it's the real Jack Jack Jackie Jack from barn Bay.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, thank you. I get a message from a
Speaker 1: friend from Newcastle who haven't talked to you in years,
Speaker 1: and he said, oh is it you? This is your wallet?
Speaker 1: You lost your wallet? And then I get a photo
Speaker 1: of bridge story and it's my wallet with my with
Speaker 1: my life and the photo of myself and I was
Speaker 1: when I was eighteen, my ID and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was so happy to find it, Like I was
Speaker 1: so thankful she gave it to me. That what she
Speaker 1: didn't tell you is that it was actually on my
Speaker 1: driveway hunt like five meters from my door, from my
Speaker 1: front door, so if I'd retraced my steps, I probably
Speaker 1: would have found it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you definitely would have found it. I'm also
Speaker 3: guessing it was like down the driveway, Jacque.
Speaker 4: So I'm grateful.
Speaker 6: I can't believe you just outed me after returning your wallet.
Speaker 5: I thought you could pull the wall over our eye.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought. Yeah, I actually stole his wallet and
Speaker 6: I just returned it to it.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you're certainly not getting Australia there this time,
Speaker 3: but look very nice.
Speaker 4: I'm very glad that you're reunited with it, Jack.
Speaker 3: But I guess the thing is I didn't have to
Speaker 3: return it, but I did. Yeah, you're a good person.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you opened it fleeced it for any
Speaker 3: cash that was in there.
Speaker 2: Jack wouldn't remember anyways, So funny I did say to Jack,
Speaker 2: and I was like just a heads up, Like before
Speaker 2: I got there, there was nothing in it.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to take it from his house. It
Speaker 4: was only when I returned it. I've done it before
Speaker 4: with the dog.
Speaker 2: I took a dog from someone's lawn once, thinking I
Speaker 2: was saving it, and when I returned it, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you took it out of their backyard
Speaker 2: gate and You're like, I don't.
Speaker 5: Know how I've got here.
Speaker 4: From their kenneth. All right, well, look coming up, I reckon,
Speaker 4: I found the world's shortest marriage.
Speaker 3: There is a woman out there who has absolutely eclipsed
Speaker 3: what is and you know it's hard. Relationships can be difficult,
Speaker 3: but this is the shortest one that's ever existed.
Speaker 5: All right, that's next here on the pickup.
Speaker 4: Now, we all know that relationships can be hard work, right,
Speaker 4: put an effort, especially marriages.
Speaker 3: You know, you have your ups, your downs, you have
Speaker 3: your trials, your tribulations, but you know what, you make
Speaker 3: that commitment and you work through as much of it
Speaker 3: as you possibly can. You would think it's not the
Speaker 3: case for every relationship, though. There is a woman who
Speaker 3: is from Kuwait, and I think that this is possibly
Speaker 3: the shortest marriage of all time.
Speaker 4: Now, this is what's happened.
Speaker 3: So they've gone into they kind of like, do it
Speaker 3: in front of a judge over there, right, So they've
Speaker 3: gone into the marriage celebratory courthouse wherever it is and
Speaker 3: they've done it in front of a judge. It's an
Speaker 3: official set ceremony. Judge, they sign on the documents. Yeah
Speaker 3: they are, you know, say I do kiss the bride.
Speaker 3: They kiss each other. She turns around to walk down
Speaker 3: the aisle with her brand new husband deeply in love,
Speaker 3: and she trips over, and instead of helping her up,
Speaker 3: as you think a husband would do, he turns around
Speaker 3: and he calls her an idiot, and he beerates her
Speaker 3: for how silly she is that she fell down and
Speaker 3: that it was embarrassing. Anyway, the woman turns around and
Speaker 3: looks straight at the judge and says, and null this marriage.
Speaker 4: I'm done, So how how long? A twenty seconds? We're
Speaker 4: talking three minutes? Three minutes.
Speaker 5: Wait, they hadn't even left the chapel.
Speaker 3: They hadn't even left the chapel. They literally had only
Speaker 3: started walking down the aisle. And then she turned around
Speaker 3: and she was said, I'm done with this.
Speaker 7: If you can beat that, if you can beat three minutes,
Speaker 7: give us a call, because I don't think it's possible, I.
Speaker 2: Reckon from the sounds of it, if you can get
Speaker 2: divorced after three minutes. Because of that, she probably knew
Speaker 2: him three minutes.
Speaker 4: I was like, whoa, let's get married. Then she's like,
Speaker 4: well took men, big mistaqu.
Speaker 5: Well she tripped over. Maybe she was like blind drunk.
Speaker 5: Maybe this was like a.
Speaker 6: Vagasy kind of way. Surely because you so you can't
Speaker 6: just divorce over something so silly, and so it's not silly.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine the first thing your new husband does
Speaker 3: after getting married. I don't think it's silly. Maybe it wasn't,
Speaker 3: but maybe it was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Speaker 3: Imagine getting married. The first thing that your partner does
Speaker 3: is berate you and call you an idiot? What is
Speaker 3: that going to set you up for? If he's going
Speaker 3: to say that on your wedding day, how's that going
Speaker 3: to turn out in ten years time, when the romance.
Speaker 7: Has gone well much romances start getting married in front
Speaker 7: of a stenographer in a court.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but just a Nullet get it done and get
Speaker 4: it over with.
Speaker 5: Lexi's called on thirteen six five, LEXI, can you beat this?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Definitely.
Speaker 8: I broke up with someone after like three days.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a.
Speaker 5: Little bit longer than three minutes.
Speaker 4: But what happened? What happened in the three day period, like.
Speaker 8: He just reminded me too much of my dad.
Speaker 1: And he was all like, I know that sounds so weird,
Speaker 1: but like you know.
Speaker 8: When people say that you didn't marrying like your dad
Speaker 8: or something like that, and it was just like too
Speaker 8: many things reminded me of my dad, like the way
Speaker 8: you would eat and just seed mannerisms, and it just
Speaker 8: was just becoming too much, Like this is the way
Speaker 8: how I think that's fair.
Speaker 2: I think that's if you can look at your partner
Speaker 2: and all you think of is your dad. Sorry, you
Speaker 2: can't be in a relationship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but my question is how did you meet?
Speaker 3: So you meet this guy at some point you're then
Speaker 3: committed and then after three days, like, surely the red
Speaker 3: flags were there, Surely he didn't just get into a
Speaker 3: committed relationship with you. And then was like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: going to act like your dad now, Like how did
Speaker 3: you not see this prior?
Speaker 8: Well, I feel like you know, until you so I
Speaker 8: get to know someone, obviously a little bit more you
Speaker 8: start to see the true colors come out. But it
Speaker 8: just took a little bit of time and I went, yeah, no,
Speaker 8: this is becoming a bit too weird for me. Now
Speaker 8: and it's got to be like too comfortable. And then
Speaker 8: he was just showing me his true self.
Speaker 5: Well, my question is how hot is your dad?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: See seriously though, when you broke up with him, I
Speaker 2: need to know if you told him the reason, like
Speaker 2: the real reason or did you make it up?
Speaker 6: Because that I.
Speaker 8: Literally just said, Look, it's just like I just realized
Speaker 8: I'm not really to commit to someone right now, and
Speaker 8: I'm just like still, you know, getting out there and
Speaker 8: wanted to be single.
Speaker 4: And I got daddy issues.
Speaker 5: It's not you that's the problem.
Speaker 7: On the show, out of the two of you guys Britain, Laura,
Speaker 7: because we know I'd be just fine, who do you
Speaker 7: think it hold? Your answer and the Australian public listening
Speaker 7: now out of Britain, Laura, who do you think would
Speaker 7: survive in an apocalypse? I've got strong feelings. Prepare your
Speaker 7: cases and we'll answer that question next time.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: You may have seen this. It's breaking news around the world.
Speaker 5: Stats have been released out of the US.
Speaker 7: A third of Americans have revealed that they believe they
Speaker 7: would be the sole survivor in the apocalypse.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Third, that is pretty hot.
Speaker 4: But the thing is everyone thinks that they could do
Speaker 4: it totally. The reality is most of us can't.
Speaker 7: Well, thirty four percent of Americans. I believe it's a
Speaker 7: god complex. Americans think that they are the underdog, is
Speaker 7: what they said. The word underdog was used by fifty
Speaker 7: four percent of participants in this study.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of people's considering there's only one that's
Speaker 2: going to survive.
Speaker 5: One hundred percent. They're all idiots, They're all going to die.
Speaker 4: Why can't they be like a small little community.
Speaker 7: Like a third it's just one person, and thirty four
Speaker 7: percent believe they are going to be that one person survived.
Speaker 2: Firstly, that's dumb, because you need two people so you
Speaker 2: can procreate and start the world again.
Speaker 5: Well, here's that.
Speaker 7: Here's the thing I continued reading in this article. Ninety
Speaker 7: percent believed they needed to create their ideal survival team,
Speaker 7: which is a team of people that they'd band together
Speaker 7: with in the apocalypse to live. Number one most chosen
Speaker 7: person to be in the survival team is Dwayne the
Speaker 7: Rock Johnson.
Speaker 5: Forty three percent of people chose the Rock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes sense, it make sense.
Speaker 2: I think he's too heavily leaning one way in terms
Speaker 2: of I think you need a bit of everything.
Speaker 6: I think he can't run that fast because he's got too.
Speaker 5: Much weight with yeah, and he run, he has no protein,
Speaker 5: so would wither away to just be the pebble.
Speaker 4: You know who i'd want?
Speaker 6: Maybe like mcguiver. I know he's a fictional character.
Speaker 5: He was number five on the list. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1: God he was.
Speaker 4: I want Bear Grills. Well, that's who I want.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 7: What I've done is if we're in the apocalypse, we'd
Speaker 7: be in Australia. So I'm compiling my top three least.
Speaker 7: Richard Wilkins would be number one, just because you like
Speaker 7: he's always around Number one, Number two, doctor Carl. For
Speaker 7: science purposes, I've got one spot left in my survival team.
Speaker 7: Take me Britt and Laura. I'll okay out of YouTube.
Speaker 7: Who do you think would survive the apocalypse longer?
Speaker 4: Who do you think would survive? I know my answer.
Speaker 4: I am the I am the third percent. Sound the
Speaker 4: one Remember one in three on the one in three,
Speaker 4: it's not one in me three on the third. I'm
Speaker 4: going to survive. Yes, I think you've got Laura and.
Speaker 7: You're not helping your case me. Okay, it's me I've
Speaker 7: come up with some apocalypse them questions. Answer them to
Speaker 7: the best of your ability. This will determine if you're
Speaker 7: going to be with me Richard and doctor Carr. Okay,
Speaker 7: Question number one, do either of you have any resourcing
Speaker 7: or scavenging skills?
Speaker 3: Absolutely yes, I have heaps. I am a mother, so
Speaker 3: I constantly do scavenger hunts. Every Easter, scavenger hunt. Halloween
Speaker 3: there was a scavenger hunt. I'm all about them.
Speaker 4: You need to be.
Speaker 5: Wait, so you think to keep me on, you need
Speaker 5: to you need to hide my meals.
Speaker 1: I may have.
Speaker 5: Street to doctor Carl's foot somewhere in this bush. Next question,
Speaker 5: but I believe you. I believe you.
Speaker 4: I'm better. I think it's established I'm better at that line.
Speaker 4: I think it doesn't even need my answer.
Speaker 5: I thinking, no, Laura's wide in that department. Next Are
Speaker 5: you kidding me? Do you know you've got the next one? Relaxed?
Speaker 5: Do you have an aline? Do you have any medical skills?
Speaker 4: I've got everything.
Speaker 5: I am so skilled medical skills.
Speaker 2: Thirteen years in an emergency department, working all around the world,
Speaker 2: resuscitated people.
Speaker 6: I've sewn up my sister's wounding her head in the
Speaker 6: Amazon Jungle.
Speaker 5: I have done it all. Wow, that's pretty Look.
Speaker 3: I know you feel very protective over this because you
Speaker 3: have studied, But I've done the CPR course for around
Speaker 3: the pool, I've got Hellen safety.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because when the zombies are chasing is we're going
Speaker 7: to want to sit by a pool.
Speaker 5: And Okay, Laura, you're doing really well.
Speaker 7: Question three, what would your weapon of choice be, britt
Speaker 7: Laura to defend yourself and defend me?
Speaker 4: Oh so jupid Brittany a stick?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, my weapon of my weapon of choice would
Speaker 2: actually be myself because it's highly likely that you I'm
Speaker 2: not going you are not going to have objects at
Speaker 2: your disposal. You need someone that knows how to use
Speaker 2: what they can, whatever they can find, and their own skills.
Speaker 4: And that is me, quote unquote.
Speaker 3: All I'm hearing now is BRIT's like I'm a weapon.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm hearing my head, Laura.
Speaker 5: Final pitch, Final, go back to the pool. Final pitch.
Speaker 5: Why would you survive in the apocalypse Britt over Laura.
Speaker 2: I would survive over Laura because I am physically stronger,
Speaker 2: I am faster, I have the medical skills. I have
Speaker 2: survived off the jungle in the Amazon jungle. I have
Speaker 2: traveled the world I have been in. I have a
Speaker 2: black belt in taekwondo, so martial arts trained.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: All right, I feel like I do pretty good because
Speaker 3: I'm a mom and I already keep two kids alive.
Speaker 3: So if I can keep them alive, I reckon I
Speaker 3: could keep myself and I could keep you and doctor
Speaker 3: Carl alive too.
Speaker 5: I'm choosing Laura. Sorry, I'm choosing you.
Speaker 3: Laura, But I'm really good with human fecings and stuff
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 6: Rest in peace, both of you suckers, because you're gonn.
Speaker 5: Last about twenty seconds.
Speaker 3: To be fair, Britte, I think that that was a
Speaker 3: very uneven fight. I'm pathetic and I should not be.
Speaker 3: I'll be the first out in an apocalypse.
Speaker 5: We're okay with that.
Speaker 2: You would be our savior because as we're running, you
Speaker 2: would trip over and they would eat you along the way.
Speaker 4: So there's nothing to live for. It's an apocalypse. Who
Speaker 4: wants to be alive anyway?
Speaker 2: Also, Mitch and I procreating will starting on such a
Speaker 2: dumb hypothetical.
Speaker 5: Have sleep at me here, I'd be dead night once.
Speaker 5: When are we going to plug that? Your scene into.
Speaker 7: Dead all right podcasts, any of the shows you missed
Speaker 7: it if you're just tuning in.
Speaker 5: Britt was Mother Teresa yesterday and we revealed why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not all heroes were capes, but I do every
Speaker 4: second she does.
Speaker 5: That's on the podcast on iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4: Anyway to see you guys,