WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! A wedding that only lasted 3 minutes… how does that happen?🤵‍♂️💍👰‍♀️ 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:12.880 Laura. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:22.279 Come on, everybody, how are you laughing at Laura? 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.760 I look, I'm laughing. I'm laughing at yesterday show. I'm 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:28.680 laughing at how I yelled at Rock and Roll off 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:29.760 the back of our intro. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.440 It was terrible. Well, I know, I know, I don't know. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:33.560 You really don't. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.320 And you also did Devil Horn rock and Roll. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.560 It was like how he was Jack Black. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.519 You know, School of Rock. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:41.280 That's what she was like. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.400 Sometimes I do things and then I realized one that 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.000 I'm a bit of a loser and two that I'm 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.400 actually like a really old mom. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.080 Like it just hit me all of a sudden, and 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:50.360 I'm not I'm not there yet. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:53.120 I'm only thirty seven, but I feel like I'm much 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:54.240 further into the future. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:55.600 We all know that. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.720 It's self aware. Laura is very important. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.000 It's cool. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:01.040 It's cool to be kind. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.240 All right, let's go trap in and listen to this. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.080 The annual list, the List We Love has just come 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.080 out and it is the top one hundred cities in 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.160 the world that you want to live in. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.160 Oh yeahs like the best city to live in? 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:12.080 What are the big ones? 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:16.840 Okay? Top three? Number three New York? Oh yeah, yep. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:21.560 Number two, Pari number one, which I'm not surprised about. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:22.920 Number one is London. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.520 The only thing about these list is that none of 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.039 it is surprising, and I feel like, if anything, it's underwhelming, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.319 I want it to be somewhere really like rogue. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.320 Oh my god, it's not a lot, it's. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.320 Facts, like that's why it's not surprised. It's not lucky. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.320 You know, it's a variation. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.960 No, I do I want like prior delusion number one. 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:40.640 I want somewhere that I'm like, oh, never been there. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.400 You can't go to that city totally. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.600 Yeah, Hey, random, Well, Australia made the list. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:48.000 If anyone cares, so Brisbane fifty seven, Sydney thirty five 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.880 and Melbourne beat Sydney at thirty one. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.440 Interesting, I mean who I would like to know how 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:55.680 they how they picked this? 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:59.040 No, that was male, Yeah, it's all perfect. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:03.680 Number one on outside Lauren, Guys, I do want to tell. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.040 You about a good deed I did yesterday, Like I 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:06.680 feel like good karma is coming back from me because 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:07.520 I did the ultimate. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.560 I changed someone's life yesterday. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:11.359 Does it count as a good deed if you talk 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:12.920 about it and say that you did a good. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.920 Deal because the deed's still done. Yeah, true, true, true. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.119 You're a really, really amazingly good human bred. I can't 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.760 wait for you to share it with the country moment. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.680 I'm next here at the pickup, I reckon. 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.880 I am in for a pretty good Christmas. And the 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.840 reason I say that is I'm a big believer in karma, 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:33.440 and yesterday I just. 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.200 Did like the deed of all deeds. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:39.200 So I was just walking in my suburb down towards 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.200 the beach yesterday, and as I was walking, I had Delilah, 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.000 my dog, and she stopped to do a poop, which 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.400 she does out in the front of someone's house. And 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.639 as she pooped, and this is the only reason I 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.440 saw it. As she pooped, I saw like there was 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.760 like a driveway and then there were these two big, 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.480 beautiful like columns like posts out of the front of 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.840 the driveway, and there was someone had obviously dropped their 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.040 wallet and it was on the post. So like, someone 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.480 had dropped their wallet and some others Amaricans obviously picked 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:06.560 it up and put it on the post. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.960 Right, Okay, so it's just sitting there, Yeah. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:09.639 Beautiful leather wallet. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.400 So I opened it up and it had unfortunately no cash, 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.240 but I had jokes. But he had a license from 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.000 Byron Bay, and I was like, oh, someone's obviously here traveling. 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:21.160 It was like a young looking guy. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.519 It's like someone's lost it, like the worst when you 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:25.519 drop a wallet on a night out or any time, 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.200 like your whole life is ruined because everything's linked to it. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.160 They can you have to cancel cards. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.959 Especially when you're not local, and you can't just go 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.960 and pop it in their letterbox exactly because I was like, 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.040 I'll drop it off to them. Byron Bass I was like, oh, 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.360 so anyway, I thought, you know what, let's test the 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.160 power of social media. So I took a photo of 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.560 his license and I obviously blocked out all the crucial 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.640 information like the address and the date of birth and 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:48.320 license number. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.080 But I had his photo in his name because I 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.600 had tried to find him on Instagram and it wouldn't. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:53.480 Come up like I just type his name in. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.040 So I was like, hey, guys, what are the odds 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:58.440 who knows who this is? If you know him, to 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.839 contact me, if you've seen him, let me know, blah 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:01.440 blah blah blah. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:01.839 I saw. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.600 Yeah, I mean, once again, good Samaritan. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:06.560 It happened. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:07.320 So quickly. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.160 I cannot tell you how many people somehow knew who 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:13.680 this was, like connections, connection, this is my mate, I 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.360 know him, he's a friend and my friend. Like it 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.120 was like one of those crime scenes with all the 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:18.120 stream it goes to. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:20.800 So were people just like messaging you in your DM 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.720 say yeah, this is the person and then tagging him 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:23.920 so that you could find his profile. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.040 Yes, But then I got a message from him and 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.400 I was like, hey, so many people a forwarded me this. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:31.040 Thank Like I cannot thank you enough for this. 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.800 I'm on the phone to the police like this is 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.320 a nightmare, Like it was such a disaster, and I 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:36.359 was like, so chroughed. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.960 I was like yeah, ah, brick. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:39.800 And he's like I'm so stoked. Most people would steal 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:41.120 and I was like, well, you didn't have any cash. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:45.560 But so I ended up getting his number and I 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.440 was like, tell me where you live and I dropped 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.720 it back to him nice. So I feel like and 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.200 he was like, I can't thank you enough, Like I've 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:53.840 been having a really bad time lately and this was 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:54.320 really going. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.600 To ruin my day. So yeah, so I did a 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:00.560 great thing. Don't want to brag, but b the power 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:01.960 of social media is amazing. 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:03.920 I mean, you only ever hear the negative stories from 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.560 social media. I feel like this is a rare case 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:06.440 where it's used for good. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.039 But they exist, don't they. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:11.680 Well, we have tracked him down. His name is Jack. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:13.280 What do you mean track him down? 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.760 We found him through the power of social media. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.120 Actually, no, we knew. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:21.960 About this story, brit You shared it all on socials. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.720 But then also Jack messaged us at the pickup and said, 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.280 there's actually a little bit more to the story. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:28.000 Share it, joins us. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.880 Now, Jack, welcome to the pickup, mate. Hello, what's your 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:31.679 side of the story? 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.160 Hang on, what is this the real Jacker? An actor? No, 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.320 it's the real Jack Jack Jackie Jack from barn Bay. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:42.440 Hi, guys, thank you. I get a message from a 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.919 friend from Newcastle who haven't talked to you in years, 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.039 and he said, oh is it you? This is your wallet? 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:52.080 You lost your wallet? And then I get a photo 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.040 of bridge story and it's my wallet with my with 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.000 my life and the photo of myself and I was 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:01.599 when I was eighteen, my ID and I'm like, yeah, 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.280 I was so happy to find it, Like I was 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:06.760 so thankful she gave it to me. That what she 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:08.640 didn't tell you is that it was actually on my 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.080 driveway hunt like five meters from my door, from my 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:18.680 front door, so if I'd retraced my steps, I probably 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:19.320 would have found it. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.479 I mean, you definitely would have found it. I'm also 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.640 guessing it was like down the driveway, Jacque. 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:24.839 So I'm grateful. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.480 I can't believe you just outed me after returning your wallet. 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.120 I thought you could pull the wall over our eye. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.600 Yeah, I thought. Yeah, I actually stole his wallet and 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:33.520 I just returned it to it. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:37.360 Okay, well you're certainly not getting Australia there this time, 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:38.360 but look very nice. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.040 I'm very glad that you're reunited with it, Jack. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.400 But I guess the thing is I didn't have to 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.520 return it, but I did. Yeah, you're a good person. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.480 I'm glad that you opened it fleeced it for any 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:47.200 cash that was in there. 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.920 Jack wouldn't remember anyways, So funny I did say to Jack, 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.760 and I was like just a heads up, Like before 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:53.280 I got there, there was nothing in it. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:54.240 I didn't know. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.080 I didn't mean to take it from his house. It 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.039 was only when I returned it. I've done it before 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:58.360 with the dog. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.320 I took a dog from someone's lawn once, thinking I 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.040 was saving it, and when I returned it, I was like, 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.880 oh my god, you took it out of their backyard 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.560 gate and You're like, I don't. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:08.279 Know how I've got here. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.840 From their kenneth. All right, well, look coming up, I reckon, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.600 I found the world's shortest marriage. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.160 There is a woman out there who has absolutely eclipsed 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.800 what is and you know it's hard. Relationships can be difficult, 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.040 but this is the shortest one that's ever existed. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.840 All right, that's next here on the pickup. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.880 Now, we all know that relationships can be hard work, right, 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:29.760 put an effort, especially marriages. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.360 You know, you have your ups, your downs, you have 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.320 your trials, your tribulations, but you know what, you make 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.440 that commitment and you work through as much of it 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.040 as you possibly can. You would think it's not the 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.920 case for every relationship, though. There is a woman who 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:45.200 is from Kuwait, and I think that this is possibly 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.800 the shortest marriage of all time. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:49.440 Now, this is what's happened. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.600 So they've gone into they kind of like, do it 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.280 in front of a judge over there, right, So they've 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:57.800 gone into the marriage celebratory courthouse wherever it is and 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:59.480 they've done it in front of a judge. It's an 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:02.400 official set ceremony. Judge, they sign on the documents. Yeah 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:04.600 they are, you know, say I do kiss the bride. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.560 They kiss each other. She turns around to walk down 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.600 the aisle with her brand new husband deeply in love, 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:14.160 and she trips over, and instead of helping her up, 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.840 as you think a husband would do, he turns around 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.760 and he calls her an idiot, and he beerates her 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.080 for how silly she is that she fell down and 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.520 that it was embarrassing. Anyway, the woman turns around and 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.480 looks straight at the judge and says, and null this marriage. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.720 I'm done, So how how long? A twenty seconds? We're 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.160 talking three minutes? Three minutes. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.439 Wait, they hadn't even left the chapel. 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.559 They hadn't even left the chapel. They literally had only 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.120 started walking down the aisle. And then she turned around 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:39.079 and she was said, I'm done with this. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.320 If you can beat that, if you can beat three minutes, 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.440 give us a call, because I don't think it's possible, I. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.400 Reckon from the sounds of it, if you can get 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.559 divorced after three minutes. Because of that, she probably knew 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:49.199 him three minutes. 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:52.439 I was like, whoa, let's get married. Then she's like, 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.120 well took men, big mistaqu. 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.960 Well she tripped over. Maybe she was like blind drunk. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:57.400 Maybe this was like a. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:00.400 Vagasy kind of way. Surely because you so you can't 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.000 just divorce over something so silly, and so it's not silly. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.680 Could you imagine the first thing your new husband does 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.960 after getting married. I don't think it's silly. Maybe it wasn't, 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:09.760 but maybe it was the straw that broke the camel's back. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.480 Imagine getting married. The first thing that your partner does 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.360 is berate you and call you an idiot? What is 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:15.800 that going to set you up for? If he's going 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.920 to say that on your wedding day, how's that going 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.199 to turn out in ten years time, when the romance. 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.440 Has gone well much romances start getting married in front 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:24.600 of a stenographer in a court. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.720 Yeah, but just a Nullet get it done and get 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:27.120 it over with. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.079 Lexi's called on thirteen six five, LEXI, can you beat this? 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:31.439 Oh? 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:32.240 Definitely. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.120 I broke up with someone after like three days. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:36.320 Okay, it's a. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:37.680 Little bit longer than three minutes. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:42.600 But what happened? What happened in the three day period, like. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:44.800 He just reminded me too much of my dad. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.720 And he was all like, I know that sounds so weird, 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:48.760 but like you know. 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.560 When people say that you didn't marrying like your dad 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.160 or something like that, and it was just like too 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.800 many things reminded me of my dad, like the way 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.040 you would eat and just seed mannerisms, and it just 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.880 was just becoming too much, Like this is the way 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.440 how I think that's fair. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.400 I think that's if you can look at your partner 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.360 and all you think of is your dad. Sorry, you 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:04.559 can't be in a relationship. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.000 Yeah, but my question is how did you meet? 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.400 So you meet this guy at some point you're then 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.040 committed and then after three days, like, surely the red 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.760 flags were there, Surely he didn't just get into a 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.920 committed relationship with you. And then was like, hey, I'm 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:17.920 going to act like your dad now, Like how did 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:18.920 you not see this prior? 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.160 Well, I feel like you know, until you so I 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.160 get to know someone, obviously a little bit more you 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:26.079 start to see the true colors come out. But it 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.160 just took a little bit of time and I went, yeah, no, 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:29.960 this is becoming a bit too weird for me. Now 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:33.120 and it's got to be like too comfortable. And then 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:34.560 he was just showing me his true self. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:36.920 Well, my question is how hot is your dad? 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:39.160 Like? 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.400 See seriously though, when you broke up with him, I 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:42.959 need to know if you told him the reason, like 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:44.400 the real reason or did you make it up? 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.200 Because that I. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.240 Literally just said, Look, it's just like I just realized 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.079 I'm not really to commit to someone right now, and 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.439 I'm just like still, you know, getting out there and 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:54.559 wanted to be single. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.480 And I got daddy issues. 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.200 It's not you that's the problem. 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:03.640 On the show, out of the two of you guys Britain, Laura, 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.800 because we know I'd be just fine, who do you 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.439 think it hold? Your answer and the Australian public listening 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.160 now out of Britain, Laura, who do you think would 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:14.679 survive in an apocalypse? I've got strong feelings. Prepare your 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:17.480 cases and we'll answer that question next time. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:17.840 All right. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:22.280 You may have seen this. It's breaking news around the world. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.480 Stats have been released out of the US. 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.120 A third of Americans have revealed that they believe they 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:32.520 would be the sole survivor in the apocalypse. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:33.480 Yeah. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.480 Third, that is pretty hot. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.880 But the thing is everyone thinks that they could do 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.360 it totally. The reality is most of us can't. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.480 Well, thirty four percent of Americans. I believe it's a 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.240 god complex. Americans think that they are the underdog, is 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.839 what they said. The word underdog was used by fifty 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.520 four percent of participants in this study. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.200 That's a lot of people's considering there's only one that's 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:52.839 going to survive. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.080 One hundred percent. They're all idiots, They're all going to die. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.760 Why can't they be like a small little community. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.120 Like a third it's just one person, and thirty four 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.800 percent believe they are going to be that one person survived. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.719 Firstly, that's dumb, because you need two people so you 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.200 can procreate and start the world again. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:07.719 Well, here's that. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:11.760 Here's the thing I continued reading in this article. Ninety 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.280 percent believed they needed to create their ideal survival team, 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.559 which is a team of people that they'd band together 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:21.760 with in the apocalypse to live. Number one most chosen 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.559 person to be in the survival team is Dwayne the 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:24.120 Rock Johnson. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:25.640 Forty three percent of people chose the Rock. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.480 Yeah, it makes sense, it make sense. 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:32.720 I think he's too heavily leaning one way in terms 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.520 of I think you need a bit of everything. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.040 I think he can't run that fast because he's got too. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.120 Much weight with yeah, and he run, he has no protein, 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.760 so would wither away to just be the pebble. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:41.640 You know who i'd want? 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.160 Maybe like mcguiver. I know he's a fictional character. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:48.120 He was number five on the list. It's true, it's true. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:49.120 God he was. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.520 I want Bear Grills. Well, that's who I want. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:52.120 I agree. 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.559 What I've done is if we're in the apocalypse, we'd 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.160 be in Australia. So I'm compiling my top three least. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.599 Richard Wilkins would be number one, just because you like 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:08.079 he's always around Number one, Number two, doctor Carl. For 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.320 science purposes, I've got one spot left in my survival team. 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.840 Take me Britt and Laura. I'll okay out of YouTube. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.000 Who do you think would survive the apocalypse longer? 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.040 Who do you think would survive? I know my answer. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.160 I am the I am the third percent. Sound the 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.960 one Remember one in three on the one in three, 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.360 it's not one in me three on the third. I'm 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.960 going to survive. Yes, I think you've got Laura and. 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.920 You're not helping your case me. Okay, it's me I've 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:36.959 come up with some apocalypse them questions. Answer them to 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.679 the best of your ability. This will determine if you're 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.360 going to be with me Richard and doctor Carr. Okay, 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.679 Question number one, do either of you have any resourcing 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:45.880 or scavenging skills? 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.559 Absolutely yes, I have heaps. I am a mother, so 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:53.480 I constantly do scavenger hunts. Every Easter, scavenger hunt. Halloween 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.520 there was a scavenger hunt. I'm all about them. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:56.240 You need to be. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:00.760 Wait, so you think to keep me on, you need 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.280 to you need to hide my meals. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:03.400 I may have. 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:14.800 Street to doctor Carl's foot somewhere in this bush. Next question, 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:17.480 but I believe you. I believe you. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.400 I'm better. I think it's established I'm better at that line. 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:21.680 I think it doesn't even need my answer. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.200 I thinking, no, Laura's wide in that department. Next Are 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.760 you kidding me? Do you know you've got the next one? Relaxed? 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:29.000 Do you have an aline? Do you have any medical skills? 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:30.720 I've got everything. 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.680 I am so skilled medical skills. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.600 Thirteen years in an emergency department, working all around the world, 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:37.920 resuscitated people. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.760 I've sewn up my sister's wounding her head in the 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:43.760 Amazon Jungle. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.600 I have done it all. Wow, that's pretty Look. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.560 I know you feel very protective over this because you 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.680 have studied, But I've done the CPR course for around 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.160 the pool, I've got Hellen safety. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.080 Yeah, because when the zombies are chasing is we're going 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.120 to want to sit by a pool. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:01.560 And Okay, Laura, you're doing really well. 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:04.840 Question three, what would your weapon of choice be, britt 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.400 Laura to defend yourself and defend me? 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:15.000 Oh so jupid Brittany a stick? 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.120 Okay, well, my weapon of my weapon of choice would 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.880 actually be myself because it's highly likely that you I'm 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.080 not going you are not going to have objects at 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.160 your disposal. You need someone that knows how to use 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.960 what they can, whatever they can find, and their own skills. 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.240 And that is me, quote unquote. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.440 All I'm hearing now is BRIT's like I'm a weapon. 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:34.800 That's what I'm hearing my head, Laura. 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:38.320 Final pitch, Final, go back to the pool. Final pitch. 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.880 Why would you survive in the apocalypse Britt over Laura. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.720 I would survive over Laura because I am physically stronger, 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.680 I am faster, I have the medical skills. I have 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.880 survived off the jungle in the Amazon jungle. I have 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.240 traveled the world I have been in. I have a 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.480 black belt in taekwondo, so martial arts trained. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:57.280 Wow. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.320 All right, I feel like I do pretty good because 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.080 I'm a mom and I already keep two kids alive. 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:02.720