WEBVTT - #190: Will It Block? 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.200 Just hoo stood a couple of mitches. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:13.000 Delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:15.880 Mitchell fucking Tarry uttered a sentence to me that I 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:18.959 never thought i'd hear him say, he goes, so what's 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:19.480 the vision? 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.080 I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:25.520 I didn't know you put such importance on vision. Fucking 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:27.760 Fred Hollight's over here, all of a sudden, what's the 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:28.360 guy with that? 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:34.840 No Is and Mitchell cous are you? 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:36.000 Are you? 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:37.080 How are you? Mitchell? 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.680 Yeah? Good? Reckon lets them being there's some idiots about 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.120 that might be wondering how our Mardi Gras was. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:44.400 I'm sure there would be. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:48.360 Yeah, yes, quite unfortunate. That fifth episode that you're hearing 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:51.320 right now was recorded before Mardi Gras, so we're it's 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.680 gonna have to lie and predict how it was. 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:56.440 I'm going to say a raging success. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.320 Yes, and you actually turned up yeah, and sure proposed 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:01.920 Oh my god, two things. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:02.800 That probably won't happen. 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.680 Our third wheel prize Kibergenner is here. What did you 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.600 think of the parade? Acting like it's already happened, even 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.160 though right now it hasn't I was. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.600 So much fun. I have the time of my life. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.320 Yeah, we'll have to debrief properly on the Monday episode. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.800 You just have to wait. But we're all parading in 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:21.080 the Fusion Pride Northern Beaches Council, Pride Northern Beaches Float. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.280 I did so well. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.720 You have no counsel very well, Northern Beaches Charity. What 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.720 just Fusion Pride Northern Beaches. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.680 Oh that's it. Oh, I always sit this extra word. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:30.920 Fusion Pride Northern Beaches. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:31.440 Uh. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.240 Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.119 Fun, I hope. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.200 So yeah, Pride, yeah, Pride. You know, a lot going 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.360 on at the moment, and in Sydney, especially in in 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.120 Australia around the Pride and Marti Gras. So it's heavy, 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.720 but I'm excited to celebrate. I think it'll be nice. 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.600 Yeah, it doesn't feel as Mardi Gras esque as it 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:51.160 has in the previous years, if anything. Right now, because 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.520 we haven't done the parade yet, I'm more excited for 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.600 it to be over because oh it's been so there's 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.040 been all these I'm not going to bore you with 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.880 the bloody details now. Yeah, we've been all organizing stuff 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.280 and yeah, you know back, a lot of admin. 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.080 Lots of ins and outs. Yeah, yeah, it's going to 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:06.720 be very cute. I'm looking forward. 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.359 To my inside of what you're gonna wear. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.519 No, I'm just gonna weave short shorts, like a pair 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.840 of shorts and the and the fusion Pride shirt. 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:13.760 And that's it. Okay. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:15.799 I'm not really I'm not a glitter or a face 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:17.640 paint or a body paint kind of guy. I sweat 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:18.880 and it makes me very uncomfortable. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.800 Yeah. This was very strange because I offered to use 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.880 our kidio the podcast bank account to hire a makeup 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.639 artist to like put glittering shit in our faces, and 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.600 it was the most internalized homeo faby thing ever. Mitch goes, 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.320 I'm not really a glitter on the face kind of guy. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.079 I was like, it's Mardi Gras. I'm not either. I 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.280 don't get around with glitter on my face typically speaking, 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:40.240 but it's Mardi Kraft. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.040 It's not internalized homophobia. I love it. I just don't 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:45.080 enjoy it on my face. It just doesn't. It's not 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.120 what I do, you know. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.520 But usually when they put it on, it's that stuff 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:51.600 that really sticks, and watching it off later is a 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.000 bit like it doesn't. It wouldn't sweat off. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.280 No, true, true, it's just not for me. I'll wear 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.560 the T shirt and I'll wave. I want one of 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.840 those bubble guns. I was reading the there's bubble guns. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.280 I want to shoot the audience with all the props. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:04.239 That's so cool. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:09.040 Yeah, so no props at Pride. Oh my god. I 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.000 just need to warn you both about something. This is 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.600 so off topic, but I've realized today that I forgot 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:19.400 my dexies. Oh no, my ADHD medication, and so this 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.480 episode is going to be real leapy from me. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.760 Wait, I've got to fix for you. Yeah, because I 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.080 was going to ask you, have you noticed I've been 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.280 more focused this episode, more attentive. 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.200 Well we've only been going for fucking four minutes. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.680 Now, what did you Okay, did you notice on Monday's 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.359 episode that I was more focused and attentive. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.520 I know you want me to say yes, but I 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.760 didn't know anything. But tell me. 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.960 I found on TikTok the sugar Cube by Nito that 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.760 everyone's talking about the new fidget toy that everyone loves. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.960 Oh and I've been playing with it all Monday show. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.080 I didn't use my phone only when I was googling 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.800 things for the show. Sometimes I drift. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.400 I even notice. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:53.000 Yeah, I've been. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:55.920 Toys, you know. I love a good finget. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.560 That's why I brought it in because a my nails 0:03:58.880 --> 0:03:59.680 guys haven't. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.320 Been bitten in two months to help with that. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.440 Yes, so I drive with this because I used to 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:06.400 bite and drive and fall asleep and bite. So I've 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.760 got this, Mitchell. Feel it will change your life and 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:09.680 take it for the episode. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:14.200 Oh wow, it's hard. Yeah, but it's very squishy. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.920 Oh it's filled with like liquid sugar. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.520 Really yeah, can I feel it? 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.039 Just go it? Fascinate. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.520 It's amazing, isn't It's by Nido and I got it 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.719 on TikTok's shop. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.600 I love it and I bought it, and so it's 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.240 changed my life. I'm gonna get well up. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:30.440 I've got fringe tips. 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:34.000 I might not give this back. I've ever used well 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.240 I mean I can get another one. I mean I 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.120 can do it. But yeah, if you want to get 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.840 me a present, go for it. There're only fifteen dollars. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:43.440 What's your favorite color again, I'm not really fussy. Like 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:44.599 a purple or blue. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:45.559 That's a cute color. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:49.160 This reminds me of remember those things where they felt 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.880 like this and they had little eyes and hair and 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:52.680 stuff like that. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.839 Oh I do. And it was in a balloon. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:05:00.960 Yeah yeah, yeah, ryth hair rice and flower mixture. 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:01.680 Flower. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:03.280 Oh it's nicer than that. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.320 I'll get you both. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:05.599 Really. 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.160 Yeah, there's a place near me that sells them. 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:09.640 This is amazing. 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.920 Mitchell sitting down really doesn't know his dexies. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.640 Who's going to be a relation's not going to be 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:16.120 switched on? 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:19.520 Play with the play with the because I'm in charge today. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.520 If it is your first time listening, welcome to Is 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.560 it just me? We start the show the same with two? 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:24.080 Is it just me? 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:25.400 We start the show the same with it? 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:25.960 Is it just me? 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.760 Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.880 know mine, I don't know Mitch's. And of course today 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.359 it is will it block? 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.160 Oh yes, the age old question will be answered. Will 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:37.480 at Block? 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.000 Of course? I mean you ask your grandparents, you know, 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:41.520 have you ever thought will at blockome? 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.040 Of course? We did? And so you've brought in a 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.279 doy chocolate bar. Do we get to taste it later? 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:50.320 There have been issues? Oh fucking no, no, no, there's 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.960 been production line issues, and I think I need an extension, sir. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.120 Oh so we're not doing this segment? 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.880 No, we are, we are, Oh we are. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.919 We'll get into it. Yeah, okay, see because hold on, okay, 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:03.360 I feel like this is a crisis meeting. 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:06.720 I do have an eski, and you're probably thinking, why 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:11.000 would need an eski? Actually, well, I mean a chocolate 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.760 box shouldn't melt the liquid at room temperature? My block? 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:17.840 Is she a bit frenchile? I've had to buy a 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.159 stabilizer on it. Okay, well, we'll save it for a 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:22.680 bit later. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:26.839 Hasn't gone to plan? That's really upset me before we 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:27.240 get it out? 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.320 Is it? It's means I have a very sincere question. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.679 Oh no, do you have like a mic cable? 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.360 Yeah? I can get one. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:35.919 Could you chuck it in? 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:36.400 Yeah? 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:37.560 We do. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.080 You're not that sad, are you? 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.839 I'm just thinking I'm going to take my mic off 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.440 the stand here in the desk. That's kind of light. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:52.520 Yeah, he just said just a little. Nat Mitch is unplugged, 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.800 Jenna mites is the first time is everyone playing? But 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:57.120 I'm not going to be able to see you? Okay? 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:01.240 That all right? All right? Am I on. They've got 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:05.440 Mitchell's back Okay, you're gonna lie down. Maybe not for 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:06.440 the whole episode. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.200 I might just like for a bit. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.520 Yeah, it'll just give me a bit of time to 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:10.960 reach out. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:14.120 Do you have the need the sugar cube? 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:14.320 Yeah? 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.440 Take the sugar cube, squeeze it. You know what we 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.360 should do in the new studio, Yeah, we should start 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:23.800 doing every podcast from bean bags. Oh, happy lovely, that's cool. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:24.800 Okay, Mitch is going down. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.040 These headphones have a longer corners going down. All right, 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:31.840 so yeah, oh this is much better. Cool. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:33.640 You can see him. I can't see him. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.760 I've got this big chair in front. But let me Oh, 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:37.200 there we. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:37.720 Go, Mitchell. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.080 This does mean you're not going to be able to 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:40.200 be on camera. 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.800 That's fine, all right. Well are you dinner good? 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:45.120 How do you feel, Mitchell? 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:46.480 This is much better. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:48.520 You're very relaxed. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:49.240 You're on your back. 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.000 Yeah. Yeah, alright, who's going first with? There is the time? 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.400 Well you need to readjust so why don't I go first? 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:54.920 Yeah? 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:55.120 Right? 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:55.400 Hit me? 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.920 All right, let's go. This is my gym, first episode, 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:59.680 first of the second episode of the week. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:02.720 Is it just me. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.960 Am, I and my chef hera, you and your chef fearer? 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:09.960 Probably is the better question or. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.000 Is it just me? What's cook and good looking? 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:13.520 Guess what? 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:13.720 What? 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.160 This is so stupid, but it's one hundred percent real 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.960 my local cafe. I go to this cafe in my 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.960 area all the time. It's called Blackwood in Kronolaby. 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:25.360 Do you post that on your Instagram stories all the time? 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.800 Yeah, yeah, because I love it and I know the 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:29.240 owner and I really want to support them, and I 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.440 genuinely think it's really good for It's a very cool cafe. So, 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.319 as a joke, Mitchell I said to them maybe two 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.720 months ago, now you go there and you look at 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.200 the menu, and on the menu they've got bacon, egg roll, 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:44.560 classic granola, you know, scrambled eggs, and then there's like 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.640 a nourish green bowl called the Sarah's Day Green Goddess Bowl. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.520 But Sarah who, Yeah, that's exactly right, Sarah's Day. You 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.920 google Sarah's Day. She's a Shier based influencer. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.640 Her name sounds very familiar kids. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.679 She's a mummy blogger, she's a health fitness guru. 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:03.160 And they've named a ball laughter. Yeah yeah right. 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:07.000 So as a joke to the owner, I said, I'm 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.760 fucking a local icon. I would love a menu item 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:12.640 named after me, and he laughed, and I went, I 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:16.640 want the Mitch Chimmy Cheery sandwich. Chury Chimmy cheery is a. 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.280 Sauce, all right? 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:19.160 Yes? 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:23.120 Then I get an email two weeks ago, Hi, Mitch, 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.080 we love the idea of the Mitch Jimmy Chury sandwich. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.000 Send us through your sandwich ideas and we will make 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.480 it happen. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:32.360 Oh so the wait, this wasn't a sandwich that already 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.679 existed on the menu and it was your favorite and 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.040 you're like, slapman name on it. You're fucking building a 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:38.439 sandwich from scratch. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.520 For a scratch. So they go, tell us your two 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.840 favorite sandwiches. So I go, well, my two favorite sandwiches, 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.960 as I said on Monday's episode, is a sub. So 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.800 I wanted like a Deli sub. And they said, well, 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.439 the Chimmy Cheery sauce, which can you actually google what 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.160 a Chimmy cheery sauce is? Jenna? Have you ever had it? Mitchell? 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.560 It's like a actually doesn't ring a bell. I've never 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:56.040 heard of it. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:57.480 You've never heard of chimmy chury? 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:58.560 No, what did it taste like? 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.360 It's like a salsa verb. It's like Herbie and oil. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.160 It's big and it's like Spanish tappus food. You dipped 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.080 like a sausage into it, which is very me. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.319 If you can't put on a sausage roll, I probably 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:08.760 haven't tried. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:13.160 It's it's made with olive oil, red wine, vinegar, garlic, 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:17.719 red pepper flakes, parsley, and dried or fresh oregano. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:21.200 Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's green. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:21.680 It is green. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:22.160 Anyway. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:25.040 Well, the Mitch Chimmy Cury is a brilliant name. So 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.000 they went, well, what if we did a cubano like 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:31.559 steak sandwich and I love a steak sandwich. So they 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.240 made these two sandwiches. Because I was still convinced on 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.880 a sub I went to this red to Blackwood and 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.000 I've tried to. I sat there like I was on 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.920 Master Chef Critique. The two. The chef came out and 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.760 showed me these two creations, and we've landed on the 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.079 Midgetury on the midch Chimmychury steak sandwich. And it's now 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.760 officially live in all Blackwood cafes around Australia. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:54.920 Oh, Blackwood's the chain Wood is the chain so available. Now, yes, 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.240 are you sure it's not just that you're local. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.920 No, I guarantee, because I asked, did all black Woods 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.040 in Sydney? There's one in Bondai, and there's one in really, 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.040 and I believe there's one in Victoria. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:05.600 Really. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:09.560 Yes, black would BONDI search Black would BONDI? 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.640 And so wait, do you get like a cut of 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.600 the sandwich sales or is it just the thrill of 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:14.439 having your name on it? 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:15.920 It's just the thrill and it's promotion. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:17.240 Yeah, no, it's okay. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.439 So this was option one, Jenna. This was the Mitch 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.319 Chimmy Cury Deli sub. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.559 Oh wow, look at that. 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:24.280 That's fancy. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:25.200 Do you see that? 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.280 I'll text her I'm on the floor mast Sorry, sorry, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:28.840 I'll text it to your phone. 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:32.280 So when this chef guy made multiple sandwich options for 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:35.440 you to choose from, were you like critiquing as work? Yes, 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.480 oh my god, he would have. He would have been 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.040 thinking who the fuck is this plan? 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.800 Thinking it's seventeen years of culinary school. Then here I am. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:43.679 Then they shot a video where I was in the 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.559 kitchen making it no way, and I followed none of 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:49.959 the w HNS rules. I I like was tasting the 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:51.920 Chimmy sery sauce with a spoon and then put it 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.120 back in the box and contaminated the whole day's worth 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:57.640 of when I have to make this from fucking scratch. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:11:59.400 Now just skip it off. 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.600 The topic gets totally fine. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:02.880 I won't tell if you don't, mate. 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.920 So I now have a sandwich in my honor at 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:06.640 a restaurant. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.200 I wonder what I would put in my honor. Yeah, 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:11.960 that's a good question. Will you choose a meat pie 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:15.320 or something like that? Maybe a green smoothie. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:19.640 It's got to sound good like the Mitchell Coombs. Oh, Mitchell, 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.760 I've got it, Mitchell Schnitzel. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:27.880 Oh, you're right, Schnitzel Combs, Schnitzel cu It would stear 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.600 me right in the face the whole time. Why have 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:30.720 I not thought of it before? 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:34.400 The Schnitzel Cobs would be to. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.880 Have to choose the venue. Where am I going to 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:36.360 launch that? 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.680 Oh? True, bog and gate Pubble do it for sure? 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.360 They're not a chain, mate, I'm gonna I've gotta go 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:43.640 someone that's. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.000 Nationally schnitz or something. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:49.480 Oh yeah, beautiful, or like rash At something like that. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.040 Totally get a pepper sauce on it. 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:55.199 No, wait, not on Mike Schnitzel Coombs. What would you 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.439 have mushroom fucking gravy with a good glug? What do 0:12:58.480 --> 0:12:58.959 you mean him? 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:03.600 I'm a pepper sauce or Diane or a mushroom Jenny, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:04.800 you also be a Jenna Bernese. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:08.440 What's that got to do with their name? 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.160 Well, Jenna Benson Jenner Burnees. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.480 No, that's a stretch. 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.080 If your name is Benice that would be perfect. 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:22.240 What could Jenna do? What's something that you're synonymous with? 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:27.600 Fucking lettuce herbs? I've spoken about the thought of meals 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:30.080 that Jenna brings in here from home. They look awful. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:31.440 They're actually very cool. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.000 Jen Apple side of vinegar treat. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:42.080 That's good? Yeah, Jen apple pie. Oh, I'm reaped up 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.679 now he's up. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.280 Care for your bottle? Rush your head? 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:47.960 He's getting up. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:52.400 Hially Anyway, I just wanted to say, I'll post some 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.920 stuff on my Instagram so you'll see it. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.920 But I just it's a nice career achievement. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.040 I've got food named after me. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.679 An answer to your question, are you in your chef here? 0:13:59.720 --> 0:13:59.880 Right? 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.800 You're not some other asso' made it for you? 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:03.280 Good fire? 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:04.680 All right? Are you ready for my age? 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:04.880 Yes? 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:05.600 Let's go. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:08.800 Is it just me? 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.720 Was it the biggest mind fuck when someone stole your 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.960 desk in class? 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.280 It happened all the time. 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.480 Because if it was a class where the seats weren't 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.200 necessarily assigned, you know how, sometimes they would be yes, 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.600 and you get put next to some dope that had 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:29.520 stinky clothes. Sometimes in the ones that aren't assigned, where 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.360 you just get to pick your own seat, it was 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.440 this kind of an unspoken rule that once you picked it, 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:37.080 that's yours right, yes, And then one day you'd walk 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.720 into the class and see Tari or Mully or some 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.600 bitch sitting in your seat, and you're like, no school 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.440 for me today, totally. If I'm not sitting in my spot, 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:48.600 what am I gonna do? It just feels wrong sitting elsewhere? 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:49.400 I'm out? 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.600 Ya ye, my heart would race? What if they touch 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:53.640 what's in my underdesk? 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:58.360 That's private, mean, like high school where it's a different 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.359 class near different periods and stuff, you don't you know, personally. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:03.360 A different story, that's kind of like. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:05.640 But even then on a system, yeah, it is an 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.160 honor system. And I'm like, what compelled this maniac to 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:11.000 just change seats one day and then do that, and that. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.000 Turns you into a maniac because you have to steal 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:13.960 someone else's seat. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.520 Yes, and then it just throws everything out of work. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:17.640 There's a flow on effect. 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.800 Yeah, so what would you do? That's actually a very 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.160 early example of confrontation As. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:25.160 A child, I would never confront them, what you mean, 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.160 why not? I would. I was a shy little kid 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:28.800 afraid of being bullied. I wouldn't want have caused a 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.160 fuss at all, but I would be cursing their name 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:31.560 in my mind. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:32.720 Yeah, I'd do it with humor. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.160 Nah, Like I wouldn't even do that. I just feel like, Okay, 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.800 it's yours now, yours now, I guess mate, enjoying. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.720 I'm such a bitch. I would actually because I was 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.920 such close personal friends with all the teachers. I would 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.240 actually talk to the teacher and make it happen, and 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.680 the teacher would do it for me. Really, because I 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:49.800 was teachers pat Oh gotcha? 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.720 Yeah them wrapped around your little fat finger. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.560 Definitely did not have a slim in high school really 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:57.080 balloon after it was. Yeah, it definitely would be. It 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:58.720 would be the teacher, Yeah. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:15:59.960 But not in the way of like I was manipula. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.760 The me like, I just really enjoy adults and as 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.360 a kid, I just wanted to be friends with the 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:05.040 adult in the room. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.080 I definitely preferred the teachers over half the scumbags in 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:12.000 my years. Oh, I preferred adults over teenagers in yark? 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.680 Is it just me on the fly? Is year eight 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.560 the worst year? Because it just sort of goes to 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:19.720 their head that they're not in year seven anymore. They're like, 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.880 we're not the new kids anymore. Let's go feral. Yeah, 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.120 it's not a good time. 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.560 No, I agree. Year nine also was, for some reason, 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.200 the year that my mum was warned about. 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.920 Now, isn't that when you start getting electives? In U nine, 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:32.240 that's fucking awesome. Yeah. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.320 I chose home EC and would work and drama. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.640 In U nine, I did music, art and drama. Of course, 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:38.200 did your music? 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:38.840 What did you do? 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.320 I did music, hunt and drama really. 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:43.240 See music night and does nothing for me. I did 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.680 homak and I loved HOMEAC. I can slice an onion 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:46.440 like no one else. 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.160 I actually wish I had have done that instead, because 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.000 I just kind of picked music, being like, oh, I 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:54.880 guess I'll just do the artsy ones. Yeah, fucking hated it. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.320 Got at it either, And so I ended up doing 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.160 hospitality in year eleven or twelve, and I'm amazing, I'm 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:00.680 in my chef. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.720 Yes, yes, can I tell you that hospitality and even 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.400 textiles like sewing. I wish I did one year of it, 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:10.879 but because it's actual practices that you can use in 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.199 your everyday life. I got to hotels like you go 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:14.760 to the QT and you check in, they give you 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.040 the little sewing kit. I wish I knew how to 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:17.520 use that. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:19.240 Yeah, I would have no clue. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:19.960 I had a thread. 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:21.840 I wish I did that. I actually think I only 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.320 did one term of sewing. I've still got these really 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.880 busted looking I made boxes. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:29.880 We did tote bags. Did you hear seven and year 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.320 eight technology? It was little tote bags, and then we 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:33.960 made a clock. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.359 I did a pillow and I was such an extra 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.600 kid that I wanted it to be made a faux fur. 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:41.280 Oh my what? 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.720 So I made Mum drive to link Craft HER's mill. 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:46.199 It's the only place did faux fur I got, and 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:50.080 I got lime green faux fur and white fauxfur. And 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.359 I did a checkerboard pattern and the teacher's like, this 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.200 is going to be so hard to run through the machine, 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:56.080 and I said, listen, Catherine because I was on first name. 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.720 But they offer their own fabric fewty years. But you 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:00.520 were like, that's not good enough for me. By my O, 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:01.200 my correct. 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:03.679 So I made my mum, Michelle Jury drive middle in craft. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:05.840 This is the same as when I did theater and 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:07.520 they're like, you need all black shoes and they need 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:09.040 to be steel capped so you don't get hurt in 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:11.399 the back. When I was doing Tech Week and they're like, 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.359 you gotta came out there twenty bucks for hard YAKA 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.760 and I went none, watch no. So mom and I 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:18.639 went all the way to like mac the truck store 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.600 and I got like two hundred and fifty dollars construction 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:23.679 boots and I was like a kid. And the lady's like, 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:25.359 is your son going to Rio Tinto? 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:25.679 Is he? 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.720 Is he working in the mind's like, no, he's in Pippin. 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:30.560 That's so ridiculous. 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:32.800 The lady's like, right, he'll be a puff in about 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:33.320 four years. 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:35.840 Is it just me? 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:41.359 You should follow these idiots online? Search a couple of 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:42.680 mitches all. 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:46.560 Right the moment, Sorry one se I's got a text. Sorry, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.080 it's Elton Johnny says, are you doing it? He's so excited. Oh, 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:56.160 Elton John's excited for well a block everyone officially will 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:59.200 at block is here. Elton John's excited and he loves it. 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:02.879 He heard it last week because he's an idiot. This 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:06.800 is the first fingers cross the annual will it Block? Now, 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:10.320 I've been talking about the annual. Yeah, here's the thing. 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.280 I've really hammed it up, and I don't think. I 0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:14.840 don't think it's going to be an annual thing because 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:15.800 it's actually failed. 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:21.119 I've had some issues, technical issues. Well what did you 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:21.919 run with in the end? 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:23.800 Okay, So what I wanted to do was I bought 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:26.879 all the chocolate bars. I bought Jenner's a double decker. Yes, 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.919 I brought my Snickers, and I did get Mitchell you 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:31.720 wanted a Scotch finger, and I also got a cherry. 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:32.880 Right, I was gonna do both nice. 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:34.400 So I had all the chocolate bars and I had 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.760 melting chocolate. I had the pots and pans all set up, 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:38.880 and I had my waffle maker. So I said, I'm 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:40.360 going to try it with the waffle maker first. 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:41.480 Really the waffle maker. 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:44.400 Well, my theory was if I spray the waffle maker, 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:47.040 with oil. Just put a Snickers in there. Close it, 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:50.040 come back in five minutes. It'll be melted into blocks, 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:52.800 let it cool overnight, and then boom, snap it off. 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:54.800 Not at all what happened. 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:56.240 But wait, wouldn't it burn? 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:57.040 Oh yeah? 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:57.520 Oh? 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.720 I seem to remember you mentioning that method in the 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:02.480 first pitch and we were like, no, no, no, we 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.720 can do better than that. Piping bags into those little 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:09.080 molds on Amazon. Correct, As we've established, you fucking ordered 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.040 them from overseas, even though I ordered them and got 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:11.520 them the next. 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:12.320 Day to communication. 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:14.639 You should have done the molds, mate, Seriously, I know 0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:16.280 I should have done the mold. Why would you order 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:18.120 the one some overseas when there was ones that would 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:18.880 get there the next day. 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.120 I just need more time, So can you please give 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:21.720 me another week? 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:24.840 As in you're going to come back next week after 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:25.639 having done it properly. 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:28.920 Yeah no, no, I did do it properly. I just 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:29.920 had technical face. 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:32.480 So how did these how about I brought? 0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:34.480 I brought the one that worked with me? 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:36.160 Oh so one worked? 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:36.480 Well? 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:38.120 What did you do with the ones that didn't work? 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.640 Been the Mitchell the cherry line? You should have brought 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:43.399 it in that desicated coconut went up in fucking flames. 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:47.639 So here we go. This is the first block, which 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:48.880 is the Snicker. 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:52.480 Okay, and people were keen to see the Snickers in block. 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:53.840 Form, So I've made a block. 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:58.000 Mind you, god, I have a look, Kennedy. It's currently 0:20:58.000 --> 0:20:58.760 wrapped up in foil. 0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:02.800 Okay, be careful because what I didn't take into account 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:05.960 is that Snickers is filled with newgat so it has 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:07.600 the new gets melted. 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:11.600 This is not solid. Look, oh my god, look at this, Jenna. 0:21:11.680 --> 0:21:15.280 I can bend the block of chocolate. Careful, careful, careful. 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:19.040 It's runny because from a distance it looks Fuck you 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:21.679 don't be too generous. I've got your knife wrapped up. 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.040 We're going to do a taste test. I didn't bring 0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:26.439 in the burnt ones because I'm not joking the potent 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:27.720 smell of charcoal. 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:29.600 Did you take a photo of it? 0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:31.720 I didn't. I did it last night at eleven o'clock 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:33.080 at night, because you know, I leave everything at the 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:34.000 last fucking minute. 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:37.879 No what, I just touched it a little bit. No, no, 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:44.960 open it up. It's oh what is it? 0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:47.680 This is a Snickers will a block. It's a Snickers block. 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:53.840 It's all watery. It's me Jenna, it's sticking. This is 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:57.040 more adjacent to like fudd than anything else, So. 0:21:57.000 --> 0:21:59.720 I've googled it. I need to put stabilizer in because 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:01.800 when you melt the nugat, it gets mixed in with 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:03.960 the chocolate and the chocolate doesn't set. So you need 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:06.640 to add stabilizer if you're using a newgat bar, which 0:22:06.680 --> 0:22:08.560 is really only mine and genus. 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:12.199 Which would probably explain why they just don't have the 0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:15.800 Snickers block at all, Like, well, that's not gonna work correct. 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:18.600 So what I've landed on is what we're gonna have 0:22:18.680 --> 0:22:21.120 to do is melt down just plain melting chocolate. Tupe 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:22.600 me that knife, and then I'm gonna have to put 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:24.840 the melting chocolate in the trays and then just sprinkle 0:22:25.000 --> 0:22:27.680 chunks of your chocolate and my chocolate in. And I've 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:30.119 researched it. That's just what Cabri do. When they do 0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:32.719 like a oreo, they just sprinkle it through, or if 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:35.119 they do it crunchy, they just sprinkle it through like 0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:35.919 you might. 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:42.119 Consistency. We will not lift off the foil. Look at that. 0:22:42.119 --> 0:22:46.440 That is not a chocolate block. That is just pace. 0:22:46.640 --> 0:22:47.239 No it's not. 0:22:47.440 --> 0:22:50.719 It's a It's a Snickers with four cabri Fredo frogs added. 0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:56.359 For why, it's all you will this? How am I 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:57.920 supposed to eat that? Just put it in your mouth? 0:22:57.960 --> 0:23:01.520 Eat half of a knife in my mouth? Yeah, come on, 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:02.439 there we go. 0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:03.840 Will it block? 0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:11.399 I mean, I think the taste is its own conversation. 0:23:13.280 --> 0:23:15.560 It tastes like a sniggers mar It's great. But will 0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:15.960 it block? 0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:16.440 No? 0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:18.760 Fuck, it's literally a fudge. 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:19.760 Let me try. 0:23:19.920 --> 0:23:22.320 Oh it's very rich, is it? That's you say? 0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:23.800 You added chocolate, the maple syrup. 0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:25.280 Maple syrup? Why? 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:27.760 Well, because I was googling and apparently they add their 0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:30.520 own different ingredients to make it a special edition. Jenna, 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:31.359 come try a square. 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:34.119 It's not going to be a square. It's literally like 0:23:34.160 --> 0:23:36.359 you're sinking a knife in a type of peanut butter. 0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:40.480 I put so much work into thoughts dinner. I don't 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:41.000 think you did. 0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:44.800 The sad thing is I did. I've not tried it yet, 0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:45.480 by the way. 0:23:45.680 --> 0:23:48.119 He said, I just had Fredo frogs lying around and 0:23:48.160 --> 0:23:50.800 I chucked them in a waffle maker. That's not working hard. 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:51.479 The nutshot. 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:56.360 It's very strange. So we've established that a sniggersmud will 0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:59.800 not block. Ah, You're welcome to give another crack if 0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:03.040 you do properly, not in a waffle maker. I really 0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:06.440 like that. Again, taste is a separate discussion. But will 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:07.080 at block night? 0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:10.200 Okay? Can I get more? Can I have one more week? 0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:12.879 And I promise Olton Naylor, I've got stabilizer. 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:16.199 Route sure, and it's coming locally and no waffle maker involved. 0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.760 Waffle maker involve, and you have to like chuck them 0:24:18.760 --> 0:24:21.760 into just the mold a frying pan and like melt 0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:27.360 it all and then and then put that into the molds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:31.520 I know, yeast, we know we can taste it too, mate. 0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:34.520 And so what were some of the other suggestions that 0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:37.800 came through in our Injuriant Idiot's Facebook group, Other things 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:39.760 that you can turn into a chocolate block form? 0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:42.120 Yeah, so I posted up that burn is really bad? 0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:42.639 Yeah it is. 0:24:42.720 --> 0:24:44.480 Oh wow, that is not nice, maker. 0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:45.399 I can't believe you did that. 0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:48.359 I was just trying to save time, so I posted 0:24:48.400 --> 0:24:50.640 asking what the idiots would like in block form? Will 0:24:50.640 --> 0:24:54.159 it block? Here we go? The number one option is 0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:55.080 still curly whirly. 0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:57.000 Yeah, I think you should give that a crack. 0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.560 I think that's an assy thing. I haven't seen. The 0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:05.800 number two is a boost bar Ferrero rocher is really high. 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:08.720 That could work again, have to add chocolate to it. 0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:11.200 Honey, tiny teddies. 0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:13.080 Oh fuck off. I hate those. 0:25:13.200 --> 0:25:14.720 I hate them to the worst. Tiny Teddies. 0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:18.480 I associate them with carsickness. Really, if I was castick 0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:21.840 in the back, Mum would hand me that awful tiny 0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:23.920 teddy is toill like trying. Oh you just need something 0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:25.240 in your tummy, you know, chocolate. 0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:26.200 Tiny teddy is a yummy. 0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:26.480 Yeah. 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:28.320 I don't know why they thought honey was a good 0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:30.200 I actually hate them. They make me gay. 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:33.960 The honey sucks. People are voting for cherry ripe, Curly Whirly, 0:25:34.560 --> 0:25:37.440 Mars bar, Snickers. Tim TAM's a high cherry ripe people. 0:25:37.520 --> 0:25:39.720 Tim Tam was my di. Give that a crack. Yeah, 0:25:39.920 --> 0:25:41.960 the crush it up and then add chocolate. And then 0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:45.120 we actually had this exact place last week. I can't 0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:47.440 believe they just went rogue and in a fucking wolf 0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:50.080 didn't go rogue, and I affected a different result. 0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:52.600 I didn't go rogue. I thought it would be a 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:53.200 good hack. 0:25:54.000 --> 0:25:56.639 Nah. Okay, so you're going to take into account those 0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:58.640 suggestions and come back to some blocks next week. 0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:01.560 Yes, and they will be fur hard blocks. 0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:03.600 I think you should do it on Instagram live as 0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:05.399 well so people can see the process, because I'm just 0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:07.719 fascinated to see how it all went wrong work night. 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:09.160 So I'm gonna have to over do it really late 0:26:09.240 --> 0:26:09.640 or in the. 0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:11.679 Day, just whenever you do it, Yeah, chuck it on, 0:26:11.720 --> 0:26:12.040 you reckon. 0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:13.160 You can just go live in the day. 0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:15.280 Yeah, whoever's there can be out and then you just 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:17.360 save it on the Instagram. Yeah. 0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:20.399 Yeah, I'll go live on a couple mitches. Yeah, all right, well, 0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:22.639 thank you for gracing me with an extension. 0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:26.119 Of course, you'll have it next week, okay, and you 0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:28.080 will love it. Honestly, you don't bother with the terry 0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.280 right one. You don't want it, I don't, reckon. I'm 0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:32.720 more interested in the Tim Tam or the gingerbread or 0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:33.720 the Scotch finger. 0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:37.080 Gingerbread or the double decker gingerbread for you and for 0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:38.159 you or do your double deck y. 0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:41.240 It's very hard to find, not really, but curly worthy 0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:41.680 for sure. 0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:43.160 Yeah curly welly, I agree. 0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:45.200 You know what else I was interested in? I went 0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:47.600 to get us a block of link chocolate to try right, 0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:50.760 couldn't find it anywhere, like out of stock, Like there's 0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:53.600 a spot for it in two Woolworths, both out of stock. 0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:55.280 Or you can get with the bunnies people love the 0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:56.080 blocks of bunnies. 0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:58.280 Doesn't make sense, noh not, because. 0:26:58.040 --> 0:26:59.840 It's just chocolate. So hopefully I'll have one for a 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.600 try next week to see if the method's there anyway. 0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:04.800 All right, well, the block will return next week and 0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:06.040 of course in a year's time. 0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:10.760 No, it's not all right. Sorry, I keep forgetting Is 0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:11.520 it just me? 0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:14.359 The rude shocks of young adults food? 0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:17.639 Now, that's one thing I wanted to follow up from 0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:20.600 last week's episode. We just kind of swept it under 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:23.320 the rug when we were talking about people being cassick 0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:25.920 or vomiting or what have you. Yeah, and you made 0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:28.679 a comment that I only realized afterwards. I was like, 0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:30.919 what does he mean? You said that you've got like 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.240 an irrational fear of vomit or you're paranoid about vomit 0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:35.040 or something like that. 0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:37.200 I did say that. No, yeah, vomiting is like my 0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:41.160 biggest paranoia. I hate vomiting, which is ironic ate half 0:27:41.160 --> 0:27:43.880 a fucking and Snicker's block, But I like, I will 0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:47.040 do anything to avoid vomiting. It's the sensation in this world. 0:27:47.200 --> 0:27:48.680 So will you swallow it back? 0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:50.520 Yes, I will swallow it back down. 0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:52.760 You swallow it. 0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:54.159 It never makes me sick thinking about it. 0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:57.359 Yeah, well yeah, but let it out, babes, No wonder 0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.479 you have a horrible association with chunder if you're eating it, 0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:01.479 I'm not eating it. 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:03.760 What he wants to get it out? 0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:06.640 Yeah? But the picture of this sitting over a toilet 0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:10.040 bowl heaving for god knows how long because you can't 0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:10.640 control it. 0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:14.680 Is the you have a sense of when you're done. 0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:16.960 I always think I'm on a choke. 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:19.880 Well, you keep swallowing it. That might have That might 0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:25.040 explain why have you experienced the relief like when you 0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:27.560 when you yack a few times and you're like, oh no, 0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.160 it's still coming, and then you realize, oh that was it, 0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:33.960 that was the last one. I'm done. No that relief, No, yeah, 0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:36.000 that's because you don't let it out. This is very strange. 0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:38.440 Is it the vomit itself that you're like, like to 0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:38.880 think about it? 0:28:38.960 --> 0:28:43.120 The act of like the sensation of vomiting terrifies me. 0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:45.960 Do it? I don't do it? If I do. It's 0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:49.000 horrific and I'm anxious the whole time. Then my throat 0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:51.040 is covered in acid and it's itchy and scratchy for 0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:52.360 the rest of the day. And then I got to 0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:53.640 brush my teethlick twelve times. 0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.240 Yeah, but that's all part of the process, babes, it's normal. 0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:58.040 I just can't believe you do enjoy vomiting. 0:28:58.080 --> 0:28:59.560 No, no, we don't enjoy it. But you said that you 0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:01.840 would feel sick and hold it in. I'm like, it's 0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:04.800 sometimes just more efficient than anything to let it out. 0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:08.480 I was just going much rather vomit than swallow it. 0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:13.120 Well, where this is going is It's interesting. Out of 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:14.880 all the shit we talk on the podcast, you never 0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:17.320 know which one's going to resonate the most. Because we've 0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:21.400 got a lot of mortifying vomby stories in our Facebook 0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:24.160 group after we spoke about it last week, we really, yeah, 0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.560 quite a few, and I just wanted to see how 0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:27.800 you might handle it. 0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:29.560 Let me have some water because I need to prince 0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:30.320 my Matcuse. 0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:33.120 If you apparently are just paranoid about vomiting, you hate it, 0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:35.480 how will you handle hearing about it? 0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.000 I really don't want to hear about it, Like I 0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:38.320 genuinely do not want to be hearing it. 0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:40.600 I mean, I understand that this is probably a bit 0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:43.920 gross for some people listening as well, But listen, we're 0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:46.880 all human, we all do it. Beyonce vomits, yeah, she does. 0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:49.960 So does Taylor Swift, so the Queen. Yes, Taylor Swift vomits. 0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:50.160 Well. 0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:51.720 I can actually feel myself getting queezy. 0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:53.840 Now, okay, well let's see how you handle it. Ready, 0:29:54.560 --> 0:30:00.440 Mel says, my most mortifying vomb experience with going on 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:02.800 a date and being so nervous that I threw up 0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:06.800 all over his shoes. Oh, she was sober, she wasn't 0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:08.800 even drunk. That was his nervous because she was nervous. 0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:11.240 I've nervous vomited before, the worst. 0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:12.640 Yeah, I don't think I ever have. 0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:15.800 Oh no, I have, because it happens from like you know, 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:18.520 when you're nervous, you have the pit in your stomach. Yeah, 0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:20.560 it just like grows and pushes up. 0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:23.080 No, that's never become vomit for me. I know the 0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:25.440 nervous feeling I've only ever chutted into him like too 0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.440 much drinking and just like motion sickness, castick when I 0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:28.880 was a kid. 0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:31.840 See that one's fine to me. It's the sensation of 0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:34.880 vomiting and like the image of pushing it up and out, 0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:37.320 and I hate it. 0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:40.680 Should I keep going, well, yeah, go, I don't. 0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:42.200 Want to upset the idiots that are going to get mentioned. 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:45.960 Nikita said, I projectile vomited all over a train door 0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:50.240 about three seconds before the doors opened, when it pulled 0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:52.440 up at a station with some lads standing on the 0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.920 other side of the glass. The vombars brown. Oh no, 0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:59.520 I'd eaten steak that night. What I learned from that 0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:04.800 was trust. Madori, amen nkata amen a bit. 0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:08.400 It was brown from the fucking ribi and then green, Madori. 0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:12.719 Surely the color of green. You were not cutting. It's 0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:15.840 got his head in his hands, rubbing his eyes. He's 0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:17.400 not coping awful. 0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:20.160 And on the door, Poor Sydney Transport. 0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:22.720 Wouldn't you be kicking yourself though that? You're like, fuck me. 0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:24.960 If it had been one more second and those doors open, 0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:27.320 it would have been outside, ideally not on people, but 0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:29.680 just not in the train. Oh. I was so close. 0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:32.760 Oh, I don't know why I was picturing her standing 0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:33.440 at the platform. 0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:35.040 No, she was getting off the truck. 0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:38.080 Oh, I was picturing her. That makes so much more sense. 0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:40.600 Oh wait, and she could have done it in that 0:31:40.640 --> 0:31:41.240 little gap. 0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:44.840 Wait. Sorry, you could be right. She's not specified if 0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:46.920 she was on the train or not. She said projectile 0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:49.600 vomited all over a train door three seconds before the 0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:52.000 doors opened when it pulled up to a station with 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:53.920 lads standing on the other side, So it sounded like 0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:56.040 she could have been about the station or inside. 0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.080 Inside makes more sense because then she's trapped, because if 0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:00.720 she was outside while the fuck didn't you just turn 0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.280 around and not vomit on the train? 0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:07.360 Move on the color and the chunk you're tearing up. 0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:09.120 It's a very weird reacting. 0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:10.479 I don't like vomit. 0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:13.200 Wow, what if I did it in a really calming 0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:15.440 voice so it's less stressful to hear. 0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:16.640 I thought you meant vomit. 0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:19.720 No, I'll read the submissions. 0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:27.560 Yes, you can read them. Try it swallowed? Snap? 0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:31.840 God, Is this how you react to all bodily fluids 0:32:31.840 --> 0:32:32.280 in your mouth? 0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:33.480 No? I do. 0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.920 Oh, I'm a champion vomits not. The only thing is swilows. Anyway, 0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:41.240 excuse me, I'm losing my voice. You are sorry, I'm 0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:43.920 doing this calming voices, so you don't stress out. Get 0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:45.080 meditation music or something. 0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:46.480 I can find meditation music. 0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:55.200 Yeah, sorry about that. Jim in our Spotify comments section, says, 0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:58.960 I couldn't afford the cab fine and was holding it 0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:03.040 in till I got home five minutes away. The cab 0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:03.960 gets stuck at an. 0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:07.320 RBT spine so far so I cleaned. 0:33:07.000 --> 0:33:11.560 Out my handbag and quietly vomited into it. But I 0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:16.160 forgot to take out my house keys. That she would 0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:17.360 have had to a fucking vision. 0:33:17.680 --> 0:33:21.520 Yeah, yeah, I don't say fish. 0:33:21.520 --> 0:33:25.160 I have goosebumps on my whole body, goofs bumps if 0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:27.760 I made you that relaxed as I. 0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:32.000 Genuinely have good no goosebumps from the terror he literally does. 0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:33.120 My hairs are standing up. 0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:34.600 What about this? 0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:37.720 Holy can you do aside a buttros? 0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:43.480 Maybe that'll carll me sure? Holy fair getting my freshly 0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:45.960 eighteen year old fifth that dropped my fifteen year old 0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.280 self at the shop. When I hear my friend in 0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:51.280 the back ask what fifth blue bag of liquid in 0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:55.080 the plastic bag it with my f car vomits blue 0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:58.440 power aid on her hungover dive to work early that morning, 0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:03.120 she left the bag in the car. I have ptsc 0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:06.200 to this day, just thinking about that hot bag of 0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:09.719 vomb she forgot within her little extra. 0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:14.440 That's all right, because blue liquids like all right, the 0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:15.879 chunky no mitch. 0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:18.720 The fact that she chunned it in a fucking bag 0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:23.680 and then left it there, so it was there that morning. 0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:28.080 Okay, I get it, hot bag of I get it. 0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:28.400 I get it. 0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:30.080 I have to drown that out and move on. Next story? 0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:32.680 Am I imagining miss Jenner? Is he to look a 0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:33.120 bit pale? 0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:33.960 He really does. 0:34:34.200 --> 0:34:36.399 We've got to stop. I think, do you have any more? 0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:38.240 There's so many? 0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:41.160 Another one is iter one more? 0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:41.360 Is it? 0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:41.799 Yeah? 0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:43.239 The most ridiculous one? 0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:45.439 Okay, well I'll try this one. This is this one's short? 0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:46.520 Right? 0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:50.960 Meant the power? I would violently hung over, but couldn't 0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:53.480 cancel my nail appointment. That we drove there and vomited 0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:57.200 in my keep cup while fitting in my car. No 0:34:58.200 --> 0:35:02.759 keep cups aren't big. That is the risk of spillage 0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:04.680 in that situation would have been great. 0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:08.759 That's horrifical. Now I want to go home. 0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:11.120 You look, someone's really sick. 0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:13.680 It's just like vomiting shouldn't be joked about. It's an 0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:15.760 unfortunate event that people go through. 0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:16.840 These aren't jokes. 0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:19.520 There's just personal story or nothing. Was the smell of 0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:24.080 a burp after a vomit. Oh, I hate vomit. 0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:24.920 Did you just gag? 0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:26.640 I'm getting there. 0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:31.080 Stop, that's enough, Isabella says. 0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:31.680 No. 0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:35.560 I fell asleep at my work Christmas party, got worken 0:35:35.600 --> 0:35:37.960 up by a manager, then proceeded to vomit, which my 0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:41.279 supervisor tried to catch in her hands. No, no, no that 0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:42.799 I got picked up and cried on the phone to 0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:44.360 my boyfriend at the time because I thought I was 0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:48.720 going to die. Lucky, my supervisor loves me and would 0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:51.399 catch my vomit again if I needed her to. That's 0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:54.240 not something you can ask if someone's sweetie, Sorry is Abella, 0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:55.160 catching it. 0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:58.800 Fucking ransom and it would seep through the fingers. 0:35:58.800 --> 0:36:02.480 Oh name, and didn't that happen to you though you 0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:03.920 vomited a work thing? 0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:07.759 Yeah, I vomited on Jonesy from the Jonesy demanded. 0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:13.520 The excuse me listen to that mouth. 0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:17.320 And then also in the we spoke about this recently 0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:20.360 in the bathroom in the scene, I'd use my finger chunk. 0:36:20.200 --> 0:36:21.360 It up to get it out. 0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:23.759 Oh, but I was buying drunk so I don't really 0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:24.279 remember it. 0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:27.040 Yeah, I'm quite proud to say have not vomited it 0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:30.640 in a very long time. I reckon definitely been at 0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:36.440 least one year, but possibly too really, possibly too Actually, oh, 0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.400 hang on, I don't know. You'd have to ask one 0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:41.080 of the witnesses the night of my drink spiking. I 0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:45.200 don't remember those, so it doesn't count anyway, Enough vomit chat, 0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:46.520 I'm sorry. If this is great thing, everyone out, we 0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:47.160 should get out of here. 0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:47.920 Don't know any more. 0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.279 Block of sticker my taste like burnt chalk. 0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:53.239 Would you like some, Jenna? No, I want to throw 0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:57.120 it out. I'm not joking because I will keep eating it. 0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:57.640 That is mine. 0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.480 Well, yeah, you did a terrible job. Get rid of it. 0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:02.000 We're not even beating around the bush anymore. 0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:03.720 Oh, I tried so hard. 0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:06.719 I don't think you did. You said that you were 0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.800 trying it because it was a hack. This is you 0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:10.440 cutting corners. Then look what happened. 0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:11.360 So it looks awful. 0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:14.440 It looks like I'm going to post a video in 0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:16.440 the idiots group so you can see what I was 0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:19.920 up against. Better luck next week, mate, Thanks guys. 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.319 Block returns next week and we'll have actual hard, thick 0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:23.200 block of chocolate. 0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:26.200 Maybe watch some fucking YouTube utorials or something I. 0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:28.560 Did, because that's how we learned about stabilizer. 0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:31.600 Right, Okay, so next week you'll present something better than that. 0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:34.879 Correct, all right, all right, thanks for listening. Guys, give 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:36.800 us five stars on all socials. You can find a 0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:39.440 couple of mitches, Spotify and Apple podcast too. 0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:41.680 Yeah, we'll catch you next week and we'll tell you 0:37:41.719 --> 0:37:42.839 all about how Marti Gras wins. 0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.680 Oh my god, yes, hey, yes, safe and happy Marti 0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:46.920 gra although it's already happened. 0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:48.719 So yeah, I hope you had a safe. 0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:52.160 They could have had a very dangerous and miserable Marti Gras. 0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:54.319 We could because you didn't get the word in soon enough. 0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:58.120 Oh yeah, wouldn't that be dreadful? Everyone's waiting on my quote. Yeah, 0:37:58.120 --> 0:37:59.520 my comment on market. 0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:01.000 You're like, have a safe and have matergart and they go, 0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:03.439 we better know what bloody will. 0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:04.840 Yeah, just because he put the. 0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:07.560 Idea in my head. Thanks for that, all right, see 0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:09.840 you in a week. Guys, catch your saind baits fat 0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:11.360 is it just me? 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.080 A podcast by a couple of miches. 0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:17.520 Make sure you've hit on your podcast. 0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.360 Welcome to add breath. Our secret segment in the end, 0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:37.400 we keep talking shit for a little while. Once the 0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:40.480 show's done, we keep going. Did you really think the 0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:42.919 chocolate was that bad? You couldn't sell it? 0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:45.040 No, no, you couldn't sell it. You could sell it 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:46.000 in a fudgery. 0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:49.439 It was kind of like you know how when you're 0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:52.480 making cookies, for example, you eat the cookie dough, the batter. 0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:55.040 It tastes fucking good, but it's it's wrong. 0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.520 Yeah, yes, yeah, but this one tasted burnt. 0:38:58.000 --> 0:38:59.960 It did taste, but it burnt bad. Jetder like the 0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:01.600 bottom burnt. There was smoke all through the. 0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:03.320 Hand because you put it in a waffle maker. 0:39:03.440 --> 0:39:05.879 No, well, the waffle maker was the cherry ripe, and 0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:08.480 it did the waffle maker. I've got to throw out 0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:09.080 it's baking. 0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:13.479 You didn't put baking paper in the waffle maker, would I? 0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:17.640 Oh, you fucking idiot, fucking know, because no, because then 0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:19.000 they wouldn't have the divots. 0:39:19.840 --> 0:39:21.760 Yeah, but the baking paper will still have divot. 0:39:21.880 --> 0:39:23.240 Yeah, it'll sink. 0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:25.480 You can't put it directly on there. Oh god. 0:39:25.880 --> 0:39:29.120 I literally put a jeep. I sprayed it with canola oil, 0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:31.400 put the cherry ripe on the waffle maker. 0:39:31.480 --> 0:39:33.440 That's fuck shut it, it's sizzled. 0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:35.560 Oh no, I went and watched five minutes of the 0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:38.960 Nightly News, came back and it was a brickhant of charcoal. 0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:42.759 Well, no, wonder God didn't mean to Your nails are done. 0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:43.360 They're nice. 0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:45.840 No, I haven't finished them. This is just the bass 0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:50.640 coat blue yellow. What's that for the beach themes? 0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:52.600 But oh yeah, yeah, very nice. 0:39:52.640 --> 0:39:53.759 It's the beach glam theme. 0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:55.800 Oh god, you're right. 0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:59.880 I can wear a sunriser if you want beach glam. 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:01.440 Maybe I wear some sandals. 0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:07.160 I could wear a sarong go on. Yeah, I'd love 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:08.040 to wear a wrong I. 0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:10.560 Could be quite comfy. I'm excited for Mardi grab. This 0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:11.360 gonna be nice. 0:40:11.600 --> 0:40:13.080 Yeah, well it's already been mate. 0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:14.760 What you're true? Well what are you doing after. 0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:17.359 Just going on friends place? I don't know. I can't 0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:20.880 be bother them with any tickets and bloody raves? 0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:21.440 Yeah, I don't. 0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:24.160 My friend invited me to a ray. I was like, 0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:25.920 it's like you have never met me. 0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:27.040 They're not a close friend. 0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:29.680 No, no, he actually he prefaced it with I think 0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.080 I already know the answer, But do you think, yeah, 0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:32.520 you do know. 0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:33.960 The someone's like, you want to go to Heaps Gay? 0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:37.359 I was like, absolutely not. Why I went last year 0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:39.759 and it was awful. I'm not a club. It's not 0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:40.040 for me. 0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:41.880 Is Heaps Gay a club? 0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:44.240 It's more like a It's like an outdoor party, outdoor. 0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:45.439 It's like a one off. 0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:47.160 Yeah, I thought it was an event. 0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:49.400 It is an event, but it's just like a nightclub 0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:51.919 that that's what they're emulating. Not for me at all. 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:56.000 You know, I's talking about when people steal your desks 0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.839 in school. Yes, you know what else fucked me off 0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:00.760 my seat on the bus. 0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:03.480 Oh, that's not an honest system. Do you keep the 0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:04.279 same seat every day? 0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:07.120 Do you well when your top dog? Yes? 0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:08.440 Ah. 0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:11.360 I took it very seriously. The bus thing, yeah, because 0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:14.080 it was kind of this unspoken rule that the oldest 0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:16.480 kids on the school bus they got the back seat. Always, 0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.279 like if you're in eleven and twelve, the oldest ones, 0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:21.200 they get the back seat. And so when my sister 0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:24.200 started sitting on the back seat, I sat with her. 0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:27.120 And then after she graduated, I was like, I'm just 0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:28.960 going to stand my ground, even though I'm only in 0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:31.040 year nine or ten or something and I'm not the 0:41:31.040 --> 0:41:33.279 oldest on the bus. I'm just gonna keep sitting here 0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:34.080 and see how I go. 0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:35.640 Yeah. 0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:39.640 I ran that fucking place seriously, like a prison. 0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:40.480 Really you can imagine. 0:41:40.560 --> 0:41:42.840 Yeah, I took it so seriously. I was very territorial 0:41:42.880 --> 0:41:43.480 of the back seat. 0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:45.600 What were your jobs? You would give people their seats 0:41:45.640 --> 0:41:46.160 to choose. 0:41:46.520 --> 0:41:48.560 I wasn't like that. It was more like I had 0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:50.920 to approve if they were to sit with me. There 0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:52.840 was like a trial period where they'd sit in the 0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:56.120 seat immediately closest to the back seat, got it. And 0:41:56.160 --> 0:41:59.279 if they had good banter or good I hate that word, 0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:02.920 not banter, if we had good yarns, I'd be like, 0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:04.480 all right, Bob, come sit with me. 0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:05.920 Oh my god. 0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:07.880 I made great friends on that bus because it was 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.000 a long ass bus trip being on a farm. How 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:11.279 old We're there for like an hour and a half 0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:11.680 every day? 0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:14.560 Oh wow? Yeah, oh so you'd need to have good chat. 0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:16.520 Yeah, And so we had a lot of time to 0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:17.880 get to know each other on that mack seat. And 0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:20.640 if anyone dared sit there, I'd be like, what do 0:42:20.680 --> 0:42:22.640 you think you're doing? Oh my god, you'd be terrible me. 0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:23.879 I love it. 0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:25.880 Would you actually say that? Yeah? 0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:26.959 And so you'd sit in there. 0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:30.319 Or if one of the primary school kids no, no, sat 0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.960 up there, because the bus did pick up the primary 0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:35.000 schoolers before I got on, and there was always a 0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:37.520 risk that some fucking little smart ass was going to 0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:39.120 jump on the back seat, and I'd just get on 0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:43.160 the bus and be like, very funny, mate, off you go. Yeah, 0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:45.400 because they also had a piece of tape down the 0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:47.520 middle of the bus on the floor where it was 0:42:47.600 --> 0:42:50.200 like primary school kids that side, high school is that side? 0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:50.439 Oh? 0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:53.399 And I was like, can you not see the tape, mate, Yeah, 0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:56.399 read the tape whateverckon That means, yeah, get lost, get 0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:57.000 off my seat. 0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:59.560 I don't remember I used to. I didn't get a 0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:01.640 bus home. I got a train home from school. But 0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:02.400 I remember that. 0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:05.120 It's like so cool, cooler. 0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:08.160 I got a train, but like it trains like public 0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:10.560 so there were normal people on that. Yeah, so it's 0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:12.160 not the same. But I got a bus to and 0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:15.279 from a sport water polo and we'd all sit on 0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:17.800 the bus and I loved the back seat. I love putting. 0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:19.319 I was like one of those annoying people that would 0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:21.120 sit like in the back corner and put my knees 0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:22.720 up so I take like two seats. 0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:24.000 How smug. 0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:26.640 Yeah, it was very smug. And also the very back 0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:28.640 window you get to see the cars behind you. I 0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:29.399 used to wave and. 0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:32.680 Go playing sweet, sweet or sour? 0:43:32.880 --> 0:43:33.320 What sweeter? 0:43:35.000 --> 0:43:39.080 Wave back sour if they're sweet they I. 0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:41.120 Don't think that our back seat of the bus even 0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:43.880 had a window. Really yeah, it was like one of 0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:46.480 these coach kind of things throughout black That would have 0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:47.040 been fun. 0:43:47.160 --> 0:43:49.040 Oh yeah, I had a back window. Sweet or sour. 0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:51.839 We need to bring that back also to kids these days, 0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:54.400 play sweet or sour? Because I've never been sweeted or sour. 0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:57.239 I've never heard of it. I would be for sure. 0:43:57.280 --> 0:44:01.880 You wouldn't wave to kids, No, I would, totally. 0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:04.279 I would. I'd be so excited, not the best miss 0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.439 kids sweet. 0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:06.480 Yeah, I'm sweet you. I'd want to be sweat and 0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:08.879 they'd be like, he's actually sour because he's too sweety nose, 0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:09.440 he's sweet. 0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:11.799 Yeah, You're like getting two friends and they're like, leave 0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:12.280 them alone. 0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:12.640 Totally. 0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:16.439 The teachers like you ever worked with children, Like that's 0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:17.040 the new game. 0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:18.960 Totally. I love that. 0:44:19.840 --> 0:44:23.280 The other day I reckon these kids in my apartment 0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.520 building would have thought that I was a sour bitch. Yes, 0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:28.480 because I got out of the elevator and they were 0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:32.120 waiting around the corner, clearly expecting someone else to walk 0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:34.839 out of that lift. Yes, And then I stepped out 0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:40.759 and they went and then it's went, sorry, that wasn't 0:44:40.760 --> 0:44:42.719 for you. The death stare I gave them, I didn't 0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:45.440 know how to behave were they It wasn't even a 0:44:45.480 --> 0:44:47.160 death stair. It was more like, I actually don't know 0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:49.799 how to react. I was embarrassed in that moment. Yeah, 0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:51.560 I was just like, oh my god, that just booed 0:44:51.600 --> 0:44:52.560 me when they weren't supposed to. 0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:53.040 How old were that? 0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:53.960 How do I react to that? 0:44:54.040 --> 0:44:54.600 They were kids? 0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.319 Yeah, And they were just like laughing at me when 0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:58.680 I closed the door behind me. I can hear them 0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:00.920 laughing in the hallway, being like oh my And I 0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:04.400 was mortified. But I'm like, how was I supposed to 0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:07.360 react in that situation? Oh my god, wrong person? Oh 0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:09.120 my god, you guys got me. I just I just 0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:10.759 shut down and looked at them, like, how. 0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:14.320 How do you react on the spot. 0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:16.280 It's no appropriate way to react. 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:18.680 I actually would think I can react to many things 0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:19.920 that would stunt me. 0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:22.080 Yeah, I can't even punch me in the head. Okay, 0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:25.239 someone boots you instead of the intended boo wie. How 0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:26.040 do you react to that? 0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:29.000 Oh? Scare me a heart attack? Yeah, be careful. You 0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:32.640 did that too, Rannie, how are you? I don't know. 0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:36.319 Two friends? Are you? No? I just panic and I 0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:39.480 just looked at them like you don't panic. 0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:40.440 Face is very bitchy. 0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:44.360 I have heart problems. I would probably have a heart attack. 0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:46.560 Oh, Jenna, can you not be frightened? 0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:46.879 Yeah? 0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:49.680 I can, but usually you get a flutter. 0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:50.000 Yeah. 0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:52.879 Suan is the easiest person to frighten. Ever. Yeah, I'm 0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:55.319 not even doing it on purpose. Sometimes I'll just go 0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:57.360 to the bathroom and then come back to the landroym 0:45:57.360 --> 0:45:59.799 and he'll go, are you scared me? I was like, 0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:02.720 I live here, my place mate. 0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:04.160 But what's he scared of? 0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:08.279 I don't know, just sudden movements. He's like a tortured cat. 0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:10.560 He How is your cat? We don't hear much about 0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:11.319 Isabelle this day. 0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:12.480 Yeah, she's good. Yeah. 0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:14.400 Has the novelty worn off? You cind over it? 0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:18.240 No, of course not. It's weird. I feel like only 0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:23.840 in recent months have I thought, yeah, this is my cat. Oh, 0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:26.879 because she has a weird way of showing whether she's 0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:29.000 bonded to you or not. And for like three or 0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:31.640 four years or whatever it's been, I was convinced that 0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:33.760 she hated me because she was so much more affectionate 0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.000 to other people around me. But now she's become a 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:39.359 bit territorial around me. Oh, and like she's a bit 0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:40.839 protective of me when Shan's around. 0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:41.479 That's cute. 0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:45.520 Yeah, And so she do as in like only come 0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:47.200 to me for a pat and then just glare at 0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:51.120 him like his mind, bitch. Or if he stays for 0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:54.520 the weekend after we leaves, she makes a fucking point 0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.759 of sleeping on his side of the bed, yeah, next 0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:59.200 to me every night, being like no, no, your mind. 0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:02.920 He can't take you from me. You're my mother. And 0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:04.400 she never used to sleep on the bed with me, 0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:05.600 but now she does it all the time, to be 0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:07.080 like this is my territory. 0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:08.719 That's how you know she loves you, that she's sleeping. 0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:10.719 It's only been recently that I'm like, I think she 0:47:10.800 --> 0:47:11.600 actually likes me. 0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:14.480 See my dog Hamish, because I'm at home. He's thirteen, 0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:16.920 and he's not well. He's torn his first acl now 0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:18.839 he's torn his second on his back and the first 0:47:18.840 --> 0:47:20.520 one just got surgery and fixed. 0:47:20.640 --> 0:47:22.600 If he want mine, I'm pretty sure I don't need it, 0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:24.360 but I'm ever going to need it. 0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:27.840 He's got four dogs, have four fucking legs, four racels anyway, 0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:29.399 so he can't jump up and down on the bed. 0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:30.719 So I'm in the bed and I'm having a bit 0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:32.640 of fun in my bed, you know, with someone else. 0:47:33.360 --> 0:47:35.160 He'll bark at the end of the bed until you 0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.120 pick him up because he can't jump in him. Then 0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:38.840 he put him up, but then about thirty seconds in 0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:40.399 he goes, I don't want to be happy while they're 0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.439 doing that, so he barks because he can't jump off. 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:44.239 So then you've got to stop, and it's just the 0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:46.680 biggest mood killer in the world. Then you get dog 0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:48.160 fur on the loobe. It's a whole thing. 0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:50.680 Why was he on the bed at the same time 0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:51.720 as you were, poor. 0:47:51.640 --> 0:47:53.799 King, Because he's got separation anxiety. He has to be 0:47:54.120 --> 0:47:55.800 he has to be able to see you at all times. 0:47:56.120 --> 0:48:00.879 Oh, Mitchell, Mitchell, what do he mean? There was five 0:48:01.000 --> 0:48:02.920 years there where you didn't live with him. Sure that 0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:04.520 you can just chuck him up stairs with Mum and 0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:06.120 Daddy knows how to function. 0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:09.479 Without Dad at home porking, So. 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:10.520 You can't just tuk him outside. 0:48:10.560 --> 0:48:12.719 No your separation anxiety. He will bark and bark and 0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:14.600 yap and quiver. He's like a whippet. 0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:16.640 I think you just need to show him whose boss 0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:19.799 a bit I reckon, Yeah, this is so appropriate, this 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:22.120 saying the tail doesn't wag the dog mate. 0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:26.120 No, he'll bark. It is infuriating. It's infuriating. 0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:29.120 But you can't let him be on the bed while 0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:31.720 you fuck he has been. That's so off. 0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:33.200 I'm not barres. 0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:35.719 He likes dogs, all right, let us know what he 0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:37.960 gets if you've had your dog on the bed with 0:48:38.000 --> 0:48:41.960 you whilst you pork or sissar, whatever the case may be. 0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:45.040 Yeah, Paul got just touch. Penetration to his sex is 0:48:45.040 --> 0:48:45.760 not just penetration. 0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:50.280 Yeah, exactly, busy'h. 0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:51.880 Fine, heym. She's a cute dog though, so if it 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:54.239 was like a hideous dog, I'd be like, hey, but 0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.359 he's a cute dog. It's kind of like, awe, back 0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:56.840 to fucking. 0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:02.200 I would find that really weird. Like sometimes Isabella will 0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:03.680 walk through the room or it turns out she might 0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:05.200 have been under the bed and she would just politely 0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:07.680 see herself out while we're in the throes of love making, 0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:10.000 and she would just kind of dart her eyes over 0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:12.359 a shoulder back of me, like is he right there? 0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:14.640 Do I need to step in here? No, you're fine, O, 0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:18.279 I'll keep going. And I'm like, who's she gonna tell 0:49:18.400 --> 0:49:20.319 it's fine. I don't care if she sees that. But 0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:22.080 she's not on the bed. 0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:24.560 She's been on the bed. 0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:26.080 That's fucking weird. 0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:27.920 I think he's actually been kicked in the head with 0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:32.239 like a twink foot shocking. There's a little bell on it, 0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:33.440 like did you just kick the dogs? 0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:39.719 I kiss, It's just not right. Maybe I'm wrong. Like 0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:41.440 I said, I'd love to hear from idiots who were 0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:43.879 fucked with their dog present on the bed. 0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:46.800 I'm glad you added that fucked with their dog present. 0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:48.920 If you fucked your dog, we don't want to hear 0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:49.279 about it. 0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:51.680 Girl, I went to school. We went to prison because 0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:54.600 she did that, and face Facebook lived it. She's currently 0:49:54.600 --> 0:49:57.200 in prison on the No, that was huge. I went 0:49:57.239 --> 0:49:57.839 to school with her. 0:49:58.000 --> 0:49:59.080 Oh my god, I remember that. 0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:00.799 You went to school the same year. 0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:02.000 Yeah. 0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:01.279 Oh. 0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:04.280 She messaged me. When I didn't organize the uten farewell, 0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:05.640 I was like, how dare you. 0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:09.680 Is that the video that went viral ish? Yes, and 0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:13.120 like the dog stop it? Do you remember it? Though? 0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:15.560 I didn't. I never saw it. I saw like a 0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:16.719 blurred out screen. 0:50:16.840 --> 0:50:17.359 That I saw. 0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:20.360 This is wrong. We can't keep talking about. 0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:22.880 The lady and the dog. 0:50:23.520 --> 0:50:25.840 They put the dog's face. Let me google it. 0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:27.359 Hold on, so you went to school with her? 0:50:27.520 --> 0:50:27.719 Yes? 0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:32.280 Oh yeah, Daily Star, the cans post, the cans post. Yeah, 0:50:32.400 --> 0:50:34.799 what do I search? I searched her name and then 0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:37.279 dog and I've got it. Oh, they put up a 0:50:37.320 --> 0:50:38.080 photo with the dog. 0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:40.560 Hold on, let me have a look. What's her name? 0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:43.879 I wait? Include this? Oh this is a different one. 0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:47.319 I'm thinking of a different video. Oh this one you're 0:50:47.320 --> 0:50:50.480 talking about? The dog licked peanut butter off a particular 0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:52.600 part of the body. Yes. The one I'm thinking about 0:50:52.760 --> 0:50:55.400 the dog was do you know how a dog will 0:50:55.440 --> 0:50:55.920 hump you? Leg? 0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:56.160 It was? 0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:58.360 Oh my, I don't want to know anymore. 0:50:59.440 --> 0:51:01.000 All right, we have the show, shall we go? 0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:03.520 I think on that note, Yeah, I think I don't 0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:04.879 know how much of that it's going to make the edit. 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:06.640 To be honest, who knows. If you're going to bitch 0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:09.520 about this episode being short, it's because the conversation we 0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:11.160 just had was really fucked up. 0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:16.080 We had to completely doctor it because we've gone from 0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:17.439 talking about vomiting to dog. 0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:22.040 It's just not good. This isn't really low. How did 0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:22.600 we get here? 0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:23.520 Who knows? 0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:27.440 I should have brought my if not have happened, if 0:51:27.440 --> 0:51:28.600 I wasn't medicated. Listen. 0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:30.839 We will tell you about our Marty grow next week. 0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:32.839 Very excited to be on the float though, so you'll 0:51:32.840 --> 0:51:34.080 get all that gush very soon. 0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:36.719 Thanks for listening, guys. We hope this podcast made you 0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:39.960 feel at least better today. That's all just so we 0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:41.000 do we. 0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:44.440 Fucking hey, look after yourselves. We'll see very soon. 0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:45.719 Catch your scene idiots out? 0:51:46.520 --> 0:51:47.719 Is it just me? 0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.480 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:51:50.800 --> 0:51:54.000 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast a