Speaker 1: Just hoo stood a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1: Mitchell fucking Tarry uttered a sentence to me that I
Speaker 1: never thought i'd hear him say, he goes, so what's
Speaker 1: the vision?
Speaker 3: I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you put such importance on vision. Fucking
Speaker 1: Fred Hollight's over here, all of a sudden, what's the
Speaker 1: guy with that?
Speaker 2: No Is and Mitchell cous are you?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Reckon lets them being there's some idiots about
Speaker 1: that might be wondering how our Mardi Gras was.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there would be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, quite unfortunate. That fifth episode that you're hearing
Speaker 1: right now was recorded before Mardi Gras, so we're it's
Speaker 1: gonna have to lie and predict how it was.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say a raging success.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you actually turned up yeah, and sure proposed
Speaker 1: Oh my god, two things.
Speaker 3: That probably won't happen.
Speaker 1: Our third wheel prize Kibergenner is here. What did you
Speaker 1: think of the parade? Acting like it's already happened, even
Speaker 1: though right now it hasn't I was.
Speaker 4: So much fun. I have the time of my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have to debrief properly on the Monday episode.
Speaker 3: You just have to wait. But we're all parading in
Speaker 3: the Fusion Pride Northern Beaches Council, Pride Northern Beaches Float.
Speaker 3: I did so well.
Speaker 1: You have no counsel very well, Northern Beaches Charity. What
Speaker 1: just Fusion Pride Northern Beaches.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it. Oh, I always sit this extra word.
Speaker 3: Fusion Pride Northern Beaches.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of.
Speaker 1: Fun, I hope.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Pride, yeah, Pride. You know, a lot going
Speaker 3: on at the moment, and in Sydney, especially in in
Speaker 3: Australia around the Pride and Marti Gras. So it's heavy,
Speaker 3: but I'm excited to celebrate. I think it'll be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't feel as Mardi Gras esque as it
Speaker 1: has in the previous years, if anything. Right now, because
Speaker 1: we haven't done the parade yet, I'm more excited for
Speaker 1: it to be over because oh it's been so there's
Speaker 1: been all these I'm not going to bore you with
Speaker 1: the bloody details now. Yeah, we've been all organizing stuff
Speaker 1: and yeah, you know back, a lot of admin.
Speaker 3: Lots of ins and outs. Yeah, yeah, it's going to
Speaker 3: be very cute. I'm looking forward.
Speaker 1: To my inside of what you're gonna wear.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just gonna weave short shorts, like a pair
Speaker 3: of shorts and the and the fusion Pride shirt.
Speaker 1: And that's it. Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm not really I'm not a glitter or a face
Speaker 3: paint or a body paint kind of guy. I sweat
Speaker 3: and it makes me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This was very strange because I offered to use
Speaker 1: our kidio the podcast bank account to hire a makeup
Speaker 1: artist to like put glittering shit in our faces, and
Speaker 1: it was the most internalized homeo faby thing ever. Mitch goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not really a glitter on the face kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's Mardi Gras. I'm not either. I
Speaker 1: don't get around with glitter on my face typically speaking,
Speaker 1: but it's Mardi Kraft.
Speaker 3: It's not internalized homophobia. I love it. I just don't
Speaker 3: enjoy it on my face. It just doesn't. It's not
Speaker 3: what I do, you know.
Speaker 1: But usually when they put it on, it's that stuff
Speaker 1: that really sticks, and watching it off later is a
Speaker 1: bit like it doesn't. It wouldn't sweat off.
Speaker 3: No, true, true, it's just not for me. I'll wear
Speaker 3: the T shirt and I'll wave. I want one of
Speaker 3: those bubble guns. I was reading the there's bubble guns.
Speaker 3: I want to shoot the audience with all the props.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so no props at Pride. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: just need to warn you both about something. This is
Speaker 1: so off topic, but I've realized today that I forgot
Speaker 1: my dexies. Oh no, my ADHD medication, and so this
Speaker 1: episode is going to be real leapy from me.
Speaker 3: Wait, I've got to fix for you. Yeah, because I
Speaker 3: was going to ask you, have you noticed I've been
Speaker 3: more focused this episode, more attentive.
Speaker 1: Well we've only been going for fucking four minutes.
Speaker 3: Now, what did you Okay, did you notice on Monday's
Speaker 3: episode that I was more focused and attentive.
Speaker 1: I know you want me to say yes, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know anything. But tell me.
Speaker 3: I found on TikTok the sugar Cube by Nito that
Speaker 3: everyone's talking about the new fidget toy that everyone loves.
Speaker 3: Oh and I've been playing with it all Monday show.
Speaker 3: I didn't use my phone only when I was googling
Speaker 3: things for the show. Sometimes I drift.
Speaker 1: I even notice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 1: Toys, you know. I love a good finget.
Speaker 3: That's why I brought it in because a my nails
Speaker 3: guys haven't.
Speaker 1: Been bitten in two months to help with that.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I drive with this because I used to
Speaker 3: bite and drive and fall asleep and bite. So I've
Speaker 3: got this, Mitchell. Feel it will change your life and
Speaker 3: take it for the episode.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's hard. Yeah, but it's very squishy.
Speaker 3: Oh it's filled with like liquid sugar.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, can I feel it?
Speaker 1: Just go it? Fascinate.
Speaker 3: It's amazing, isn't It's by Nido and I got it
Speaker 3: on TikTok's shop.
Speaker 1: I love it and I bought it, and so it's
Speaker 1: changed my life. I'm gonna get well up.
Speaker 3: I've got fringe tips.
Speaker 1: I might not give this back. I've ever used well
Speaker 1: I mean I can get another one. I mean I
Speaker 1: can do it. But yeah, if you want to get
Speaker 1: me a present, go for it. There're only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite color again, I'm not really fussy. Like
Speaker 1: a purple or blue.
Speaker 3: That's a cute color.
Speaker 5: This reminds me of remember those things where they felt
Speaker 5: like this and they had little eyes and hair and
Speaker 5: stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Oh I do. And it was in a balloon.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, ryth hair rice and flower mixture.
Speaker 4: Flower.
Speaker 1: Oh it's nicer than that.
Speaker 3: I'll get you both.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a place near me that sells them.
Speaker 4: This is amazing.
Speaker 3: Mitchell sitting down really doesn't know his dexies.
Speaker 1: Who's going to be a relation's not going to be
Speaker 1: switched on?
Speaker 3: Play with the play with the because I'm in charge today.
Speaker 3: If it is your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 3: it just me? We start the show the same with two?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: We start the show the same with it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't
Speaker 3: know mine, I don't know Mitch's. And of course today
Speaker 3: it is will it block?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the age old question will be answered. Will
Speaker 1: at Block?
Speaker 3: Of course? I mean you ask your grandparents, you know,
Speaker 3: have you ever thought will at blockome?
Speaker 1: Of course? We did? And so you've brought in a
Speaker 1: doy chocolate bar. Do we get to taste it later?
Speaker 3: There have been issues? Oh fucking no, no, no, there's
Speaker 3: been production line issues, and I think I need an extension, sir.
Speaker 1: Oh so we're not doing this segment?
Speaker 3: No, we are, we are, Oh we are.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it. Yeah, okay, see because hold on, okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a crisis meeting.
Speaker 3: I do have an eski, and you're probably thinking, why
Speaker 3: would need an eski? Actually, well, I mean a chocolate
Speaker 3: box shouldn't melt the liquid at room temperature? My block?
Speaker 1: Is she a bit frenchile? I've had to buy a
Speaker 1: stabilizer on it. Okay, well, we'll save it for a
Speaker 1: bit later.
Speaker 3: Hasn't gone to plan? That's really upset me before we
Speaker 3: get it out?
Speaker 1: Is it? It's means I have a very sincere question.
Speaker 1: Oh no, do you have like a mic cable?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I can get one.
Speaker 1: Could you chuck it in?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 3: You're not that sad, are you?
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking I'm going to take my mic off
Speaker 1: the stand here in the desk. That's kind of light.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just said just a little. Nat Mitch is unplugged,
Speaker 3: Jenna mites is the first time is everyone playing? But
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be able to see you? Okay?
Speaker 1: That all right? All right? Am I on. They've got
Speaker 1: Mitchell's back Okay, you're gonna lie down. Maybe not for
Speaker 1: the whole episode.
Speaker 3: I might just like for a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll just give me a bit of time to
Speaker 1: reach out.
Speaker 3: Do you have the need the sugar cube?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Take the sugar cube, squeeze it. You know what we
Speaker 1: should do in the new studio, Yeah, we should start
Speaker 1: doing every podcast from bean bags. Oh, happy lovely, that's cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mitch is going down.
Speaker 1: These headphones have a longer corners going down. All right,
Speaker 1: so yeah, oh this is much better. Cool.
Speaker 3: You can see him. I can't see him.
Speaker 4: I've got this big chair in front. But let me Oh,
Speaker 4: there we.
Speaker 1: Go, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: This does mean you're not going to be able to
Speaker 3: be on camera.
Speaker 1: That's fine, all right. Well are you dinner good?
Speaker 3: How do you feel, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: This is much better.
Speaker 4: You're very relaxed.
Speaker 3: You're on your back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, alright, who's going first with? There is the time?
Speaker 3: Well you need to readjust so why don't I go first?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Hit me?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go. This is my gym, first episode,
Speaker 3: first of the second episode of the week.
Speaker 2: Is it just me.
Speaker 3: Am, I and my chef hera, you and your chef fearer?
Speaker 3: Probably is the better question or.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? What's cook and good looking?
Speaker 3: Guess what?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: This is so stupid, but it's one hundred percent real
Speaker 3: my local cafe. I go to this cafe in my
Speaker 3: area all the time. It's called Blackwood in Kronolaby.
Speaker 4: Do you post that on your Instagram stories all the time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I love it and I know the
Speaker 3: owner and I really want to support them, and I
Speaker 3: genuinely think it's really good for It's a very cool cafe. So,
Speaker 3: as a joke, Mitchell I said to them maybe two
Speaker 3: months ago, now you go there and you look at
Speaker 3: the menu, and on the menu they've got bacon, egg roll,
Speaker 3: classic granola, you know, scrambled eggs, and then there's like
Speaker 3: a nourish green bowl called the Sarah's Day Green Goddess Bowl.
Speaker 3: But Sarah who, Yeah, that's exactly right, Sarah's Day. You
Speaker 3: google Sarah's Day. She's a Shier based influencer.
Speaker 4: Her name sounds very familiar kids.
Speaker 3: She's a mummy blogger, she's a health fitness guru.
Speaker 1: And they've named a ball laughter. Yeah yeah right.
Speaker 3: So as a joke to the owner, I said, I'm
Speaker 3: fucking a local icon. I would love a menu item
Speaker 3: named after me, and he laughed, and I went, I
Speaker 3: want the Mitch Chimmy Cheery sandwich. Chury Chimmy cheery is a.
Speaker 1: Sauce, all right?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Then I get an email two weeks ago, Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 3: we love the idea of the Mitch Jimmy Chury sandwich.
Speaker 3: Send us through your sandwich ideas and we will make
Speaker 3: it happen.
Speaker 1: Oh so the wait, this wasn't a sandwich that already
Speaker 1: existed on the menu and it was your favorite and
Speaker 1: you're like, slapman name on it. You're fucking building a
Speaker 1: sandwich from scratch.
Speaker 3: For a scratch. So they go, tell us your two
Speaker 3: favorite sandwiches. So I go, well, my two favorite sandwiches,
Speaker 3: as I said on Monday's episode, is a sub. So
Speaker 3: I wanted like a Deli sub. And they said, well,
Speaker 3: the Chimmy Cheery sauce, which can you actually google what
Speaker 3: a Chimmy cheery sauce is? Jenna? Have you ever had it? Mitchell?
Speaker 1: It's like a actually doesn't ring a bell. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of it.
Speaker 3: You've never heard of chimmy chury?
Speaker 1: No, what did it taste like?
Speaker 3: It's like a salsa verb. It's like Herbie and oil.
Speaker 3: It's big and it's like Spanish tappus food. You dipped
Speaker 3: like a sausage into it, which is very me.
Speaker 1: If you can't put on a sausage roll, I probably
Speaker 1: haven't tried.
Speaker 5: It's it's made with olive oil, red wine, vinegar, garlic,
Speaker 5: red pepper flakes, parsley, and dried or fresh oregano.
Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's green.
Speaker 3: It is green.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Well, the Mitch Chimmy Cury is a brilliant name. So
Speaker 3: they went, well, what if we did a cubano like
Speaker 3: steak sandwich and I love a steak sandwich. So they
Speaker 3: made these two sandwiches. Because I was still convinced on
Speaker 3: a sub I went to this red to Blackwood and
Speaker 3: I've tried to. I sat there like I was on
Speaker 3: Master Chef Critique. The two. The chef came out and
Speaker 3: showed me these two creations, and we've landed on the
Speaker 3: Midgetury on the midch Chimmychury steak sandwich. And it's now
Speaker 3: officially live in all Blackwood cafes around Australia.
Speaker 1: Oh, Blackwood's the chain Wood is the chain so available. Now, yes,
Speaker 1: are you sure it's not just that you're local.
Speaker 3: No, I guarantee, because I asked, did all black Woods
Speaker 3: in Sydney? There's one in Bondai, and there's one in really,
Speaker 3: and I believe there's one in Victoria.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 4: Yes, black would BONDI search Black would BONDI?
Speaker 1: And so wait, do you get like a cut of
Speaker 1: the sandwich sales or is it just the thrill of
Speaker 1: having your name on it?
Speaker 3: It's just the thrill and it's promotion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's okay.
Speaker 3: So this was option one, Jenna. This was the Mitch
Speaker 3: Chimmy Cury Deli sub.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that.
Speaker 4: That's fancy.
Speaker 1: Do you see that?
Speaker 3: I'll text her I'm on the floor mast Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: I'll text it to your phone.
Speaker 1: So when this chef guy made multiple sandwich options for
Speaker 1: you to choose from, were you like critiquing as work? Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he would have. He would have been
Speaker 1: thinking who the fuck is this plan?
Speaker 3: Thinking it's seventeen years of culinary school. Then here I am.
Speaker 3: Then they shot a video where I was in the
Speaker 3: kitchen making it no way, and I followed none of
Speaker 3: the w HNS rules. I I like was tasting the
Speaker 3: Chimmy sery sauce with a spoon and then put it
Speaker 3: back in the box and contaminated the whole day's worth
Speaker 3: of when I have to make this from fucking scratch.
Speaker 1: Now just skip it off.
Speaker 3: The topic gets totally fine.
Speaker 1: I won't tell if you don't, mate.
Speaker 3: So I now have a sandwich in my honor at
Speaker 3: a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I wonder what I would put in my honor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Will you choose a meat pie
Speaker 1: or something like that? Maybe a green smoothie.
Speaker 3: It's got to sound good like the Mitchell Coombs. Oh, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: I've got it, Mitchell Schnitzel.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, Schnitzel Combs, Schnitzel cu It would stear
Speaker 1: me right in the face the whole time. Why have
Speaker 1: I not thought of it before?
Speaker 3: The Schnitzel Cobs would be to.
Speaker 1: Have to choose the venue. Where am I going to
Speaker 1: launch that?
Speaker 3: Oh? True, bog and gate Pubble do it for sure?
Speaker 1: They're not a chain, mate, I'm gonna I've gotta go
Speaker 1: someone that's.
Speaker 4: Nationally schnitz or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, beautiful, or like rash At something like that.
Speaker 3: Totally get a pepper sauce on it.
Speaker 1: No, wait, not on Mike Schnitzel Coombs. What would you
Speaker 1: have mushroom fucking gravy with a good glug? What do
Speaker 1: you mean him?
Speaker 3: I'm a pepper sauce or Diane or a mushroom Jenny,
Speaker 3: you also be a Jenna Bernese.
Speaker 1: What's that got to do with their name?
Speaker 3: Well, Jenna Benson Jenner Burnees.
Speaker 1: No, that's a stretch.
Speaker 3: If your name is Benice that would be perfect.
Speaker 1: What could Jenna do? What's something that you're synonymous with?
Speaker 1: Fucking lettuce herbs? I've spoken about the thought of meals
Speaker 1: that Jenna brings in here from home. They look awful.
Speaker 4: They're actually very cool.
Speaker 3: Jen Apple side of vinegar treat.
Speaker 1: That's good? Yeah, Jen apple pie. Oh, I'm reaped up
Speaker 1: now he's up.
Speaker 3: Care for your bottle? Rush your head?
Speaker 4: He's getting up.
Speaker 3: Hially Anyway, I just wanted to say, I'll post some
Speaker 3: stuff on my Instagram so you'll see it.
Speaker 1: But I just it's a nice career achievement.
Speaker 3: I've got food named after me.
Speaker 1: An answer to your question, are you in your chef here?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: You're not some other asso' made it for you?
Speaker 3: Good fire?
Speaker 1: All right? Are you ready for my age?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Was it the biggest mind fuck when someone stole your
Speaker 1: desk in class?
Speaker 3: It happened all the time.
Speaker 1: Because if it was a class where the seats weren't
Speaker 1: necessarily assigned, you know how, sometimes they would be yes,
Speaker 1: and you get put next to some dope that had
Speaker 1: stinky clothes. Sometimes in the ones that aren't assigned, where
Speaker 1: you just get to pick your own seat, it was
Speaker 1: this kind of an unspoken rule that once you picked it,
Speaker 1: that's yours right, yes, And then one day you'd walk
Speaker 1: into the class and see Tari or Mully or some
Speaker 1: bitch sitting in your seat, and you're like, no school
Speaker 1: for me today, totally. If I'm not sitting in my spot,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? It just feels wrong sitting elsewhere?
Speaker 1: I'm out?
Speaker 3: Ya ye, my heart would race? What if they touch
Speaker 3: what's in my underdesk?
Speaker 1: That's private, mean, like high school where it's a different
Speaker 1: class near different periods and stuff, you don't you know, personally.
Speaker 3: A different story, that's kind of like.
Speaker 1: But even then on a system, yeah, it is an
Speaker 1: honor system. And I'm like, what compelled this maniac to
Speaker 1: just change seats one day and then do that, and that.
Speaker 5: Turns you into a maniac because you have to steal
Speaker 5: someone else's seat.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then it just throws everything out of work.
Speaker 1: There's a flow on effect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what would you do? That's actually a very
Speaker 3: early example of confrontation As.
Speaker 1: A child, I would never confront them, what you mean,
Speaker 1: why not? I would. I was a shy little kid
Speaker 1: afraid of being bullied. I wouldn't want have caused a
Speaker 1: fuss at all, but I would be cursing their name
Speaker 1: in my mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd do it with humor.
Speaker 1: Nah, Like I wouldn't even do that. I just feel like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's yours now, yours now, I guess mate, enjoying.
Speaker 3: I'm such a bitch. I would actually because I was
Speaker 3: such close personal friends with all the teachers. I would
Speaker 3: actually talk to the teacher and make it happen, and
Speaker 3: the teacher would do it for me. Really, because I
Speaker 3: was teachers pat Oh gotcha?
Speaker 1: Yeah them wrapped around your little fat finger.
Speaker 3: Definitely did not have a slim in high school really
Speaker 3: balloon after it was. Yeah, it definitely would be. It
Speaker 3: would be the teacher, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But not in the way of like I was manipula.
Speaker 3: The me like, I just really enjoy adults and as
Speaker 3: a kid, I just wanted to be friends with the
Speaker 3: adult in the room.
Speaker 1: I definitely preferred the teachers over half the scumbags in
Speaker 1: my years. Oh, I preferred adults over teenagers in yark?
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly? Is year eight
Speaker 1: the worst year? Because it just sort of goes to
Speaker 1: their head that they're not in year seven anymore. They're like,
Speaker 1: we're not the new kids anymore. Let's go feral. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a good time.
Speaker 3: No, I agree. Year nine also was, for some reason,
Speaker 3: the year that my mum was warned about.
Speaker 1: Now, isn't that when you start getting electives? In U nine,
Speaker 1: that's fucking awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I chose home EC and would work and drama.
Speaker 1: In U nine, I did music, art and drama. Of course,
Speaker 1: did your music?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 4: I did music, hunt and drama really.
Speaker 3: See music night and does nothing for me. I did
Speaker 3: homak and I loved HOMEAC. I can slice an onion
Speaker 3: like no one else.
Speaker 1: I actually wish I had have done that instead, because
Speaker 1: I just kind of picked music, being like, oh, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll just do the artsy ones. Yeah, fucking hated it.
Speaker 1: Got at it either, And so I ended up doing
Speaker 1: hospitality in year eleven or twelve, and I'm amazing, I'm
Speaker 1: in my chef.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, can I tell you that hospitality and even
Speaker 3: textiles like sewing. I wish I did one year of it,
Speaker 3: but because it's actual practices that you can use in
Speaker 3: your everyday life. I got to hotels like you go
Speaker 3: to the QT and you check in, they give you
Speaker 3: the little sewing kit. I wish I knew how to
Speaker 3: use that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have no clue.
Speaker 3: I had a thread.
Speaker 1: I wish I did that. I actually think I only
Speaker 1: did one term of sewing. I've still got these really
Speaker 1: busted looking I made boxes.
Speaker 5: We did tote bags. Did you hear seven and year
Speaker 5: eight technology? It was little tote bags, and then we
Speaker 5: made a clock.
Speaker 3: I did a pillow and I was such an extra
Speaker 3: kid that I wanted it to be made a faux fur.
Speaker 1: Oh my what?
Speaker 3: So I made Mum drive to link Craft HER's mill.
Speaker 3: It's the only place did faux fur I got, and
Speaker 3: I got lime green faux fur and white fauxfur. And
Speaker 3: I did a checkerboard pattern and the teacher's like, this
Speaker 3: is going to be so hard to run through the machine,
Speaker 3: and I said, listen, Catherine because I was on first name.
Speaker 1: But they offer their own fabric fewty years. But you
Speaker 1: were like, that's not good enough for me. By my O,
Speaker 1: my correct.
Speaker 3: So I made my mum, Michelle Jury drive middle in craft.
Speaker 3: This is the same as when I did theater and
Speaker 3: they're like, you need all black shoes and they need
Speaker 3: to be steel capped so you don't get hurt in
Speaker 3: the back. When I was doing Tech Week and they're like,
Speaker 3: you gotta came out there twenty bucks for hard YAKA
Speaker 3: and I went none, watch no. So mom and I
Speaker 3: went all the way to like mac the truck store
Speaker 3: and I got like two hundred and fifty dollars construction
Speaker 3: boots and I was like a kid. And the lady's like,
Speaker 3: is your son going to Rio Tinto?
Speaker 5: Is he?
Speaker 3: Is he working in the mind's like, no, he's in Pippin.
Speaker 1: That's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: The lady's like, right, he'll be a puff in about
Speaker 3: four years.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You should follow these idiots online? Search a couple of
Speaker 4: mitches all.
Speaker 3: Right the moment, Sorry one se I's got a text. Sorry,
Speaker 3: it's Elton Johnny says, are you doing it? He's so excited. Oh,
Speaker 3: Elton John's excited for well a block everyone officially will
Speaker 3: at block is here. Elton John's excited and he loves it.
Speaker 3: He heard it last week because he's an idiot. This
Speaker 3: is the first fingers cross the annual will it Block? Now,
Speaker 3: I've been talking about the annual. Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I've really hammed it up, and I don't think. I
Speaker 3: don't think it's going to be an annual thing because
Speaker 3: it's actually failed.
Speaker 1: I've had some issues, technical issues. Well what did you
Speaker 1: run with in the end?
Speaker 3: Okay, So what I wanted to do was I bought
Speaker 3: all the chocolate bars. I bought Jenner's a double decker. Yes,
Speaker 3: I brought my Snickers, and I did get Mitchell you
Speaker 3: wanted a Scotch finger, and I also got a cherry.
Speaker 1: Right, I was gonna do both nice.
Speaker 3: So I had all the chocolate bars and I had
Speaker 3: melting chocolate. I had the pots and pans all set up,
Speaker 3: and I had my waffle maker. So I said, I'm
Speaker 3: going to try it with the waffle maker first.
Speaker 1: Really the waffle maker.
Speaker 3: Well, my theory was if I spray the waffle maker,
Speaker 3: with oil. Just put a Snickers in there. Close it,
Speaker 3: come back in five minutes. It'll be melted into blocks,
Speaker 3: let it cool overnight, and then boom, snap it off.
Speaker 3: Not at all what happened.
Speaker 4: But wait, wouldn't it burn?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I seem to remember you mentioning that method in the
Speaker 1: first pitch and we were like, no, no, no, we
Speaker 1: can do better than that. Piping bags into those little
Speaker 1: molds on Amazon. Correct, As we've established, you fucking ordered
Speaker 1: them from overseas, even though I ordered them and got
Speaker 1: them the next.
Speaker 3: Day to communication.
Speaker 1: You should have done the molds, mate, Seriously, I know
Speaker 1: I should have done the mold. Why would you order
Speaker 1: the one some overseas when there was ones that would
Speaker 1: get there the next day.
Speaker 3: I just need more time, So can you please give
Speaker 3: me another week?
Speaker 1: As in you're going to come back next week after
Speaker 1: having done it properly.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, I did do it properly. I just
Speaker 3: had technical face.
Speaker 1: So how did these how about I brought?
Speaker 3: I brought the one that worked with me?
Speaker 4: Oh so one worked?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: What did you do with the ones that didn't work?
Speaker 3: Been the Mitchell the cherry line? You should have brought
Speaker 3: it in that desicated coconut went up in fucking flames.
Speaker 3: So here we go. This is the first block, which
Speaker 3: is the Snicker.
Speaker 1: Okay, and people were keen to see the Snickers in block.
Speaker 3: Form, So I've made a block.
Speaker 1: Mind you, god, I have a look, Kennedy. It's currently
Speaker 1: wrapped up in foil.
Speaker 3: Okay, be careful because what I didn't take into account
Speaker 3: is that Snickers is filled with newgat so it has
Speaker 3: the new gets melted.
Speaker 1: This is not solid. Look, oh my god, look at this, Jenna.
Speaker 1: I can bend the block of chocolate. Careful, careful, careful.
Speaker 1: It's runny because from a distance it looks Fuck you
Speaker 1: don't be too generous. I've got your knife wrapped up.
Speaker 3: We're going to do a taste test. I didn't bring
Speaker 3: in the burnt ones because I'm not joking the potent
Speaker 3: smell of charcoal.
Speaker 1: Did you take a photo of it?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I did it last night at eleven o'clock
Speaker 3: at night, because you know, I leave everything at the
Speaker 3: last fucking minute.
Speaker 1: No what, I just touched it a little bit. No, no,
Speaker 1: open it up. It's oh what is it?
Speaker 3: This is a Snickers will a block. It's a Snickers block.
Speaker 1: It's all watery. It's me Jenna, it's sticking. This is
Speaker 1: more adjacent to like fudd than anything else, So.
Speaker 3: I've googled it. I need to put stabilizer in because
Speaker 3: when you melt the nugat, it gets mixed in with
Speaker 3: the chocolate and the chocolate doesn't set. So you need
Speaker 3: to add stabilizer if you're using a newgat bar, which
Speaker 3: is really only mine and genus.
Speaker 1: Which would probably explain why they just don't have the
Speaker 1: Snickers block at all, Like, well, that's not gonna work correct.
Speaker 3: So what I've landed on is what we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to do is melt down just plain melting chocolate. Tupe
Speaker 3: me that knife, and then I'm gonna have to put
Speaker 3: the melting chocolate in the trays and then just sprinkle
Speaker 3: chunks of your chocolate and my chocolate in. And I've
Speaker 3: researched it. That's just what Cabri do. When they do
Speaker 3: like a oreo, they just sprinkle it through, or if
Speaker 3: they do it crunchy, they just sprinkle it through like
Speaker 3: you might.
Speaker 1: Consistency. We will not lift off the foil. Look at that.
Speaker 1: That is not a chocolate block. That is just pace.
Speaker 1: No it's not.
Speaker 3: It's a It's a Snickers with four cabri Fredo frogs added.
Speaker 1: For why, it's all you will this? How am I
Speaker 1: supposed to eat that? Just put it in your mouth?
Speaker 1: Eat half of a knife in my mouth? Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: there we go.
Speaker 3: Will it block?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the taste is its own conversation.
Speaker 1: It tastes like a sniggers mar It's great. But will
Speaker 1: it block?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Fuck, it's literally a fudge.
Speaker 3: Let me try.
Speaker 1: Oh it's very rich, is it? That's you say?
Speaker 3: You added chocolate, the maple syrup.
Speaker 1: Maple syrup? Why?
Speaker 3: Well, because I was googling and apparently they add their
Speaker 3: own different ingredients to make it a special edition. Jenna,
Speaker 3: come try a square.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be a square. It's literally like
Speaker 1: you're sinking a knife in a type of peanut butter.
Speaker 1: I put so much work into thoughts dinner. I don't
Speaker 1: think you did.
Speaker 3: The sad thing is I did. I've not tried it yet,
Speaker 3: by the way.
Speaker 1: He said, I just had Fredo frogs lying around and
Speaker 1: I chucked them in a waffle maker. That's not working hard.
Speaker 3: The nutshot.
Speaker 1: It's very strange. So we've established that a sniggersmud will
Speaker 1: not block. Ah, You're welcome to give another crack if
Speaker 1: you do properly, not in a waffle maker. I really
Speaker 1: like that. Again, taste is a separate discussion. But will
Speaker 1: at block night?
Speaker 3: Okay? Can I get more? Can I have one more week?
Speaker 3: And I promise Olton Naylor, I've got stabilizer.
Speaker 1: Route sure, and it's coming locally and no waffle maker involved.
Speaker 1: Waffle maker involve, and you have to like chuck them
Speaker 1: into just the mold a frying pan and like melt
Speaker 1: it all and then and then put that into the molds. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, yeast, we know we can taste it too, mate.
Speaker 1: And so what were some of the other suggestions that
Speaker 1: came through in our Injuriant Idiot's Facebook group, Other things
Speaker 1: that you can turn into a chocolate block form?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I posted up that burn is really bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is not nice, maker.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to save time, so I posted
Speaker 3: asking what the idiots would like in block form? Will
Speaker 3: it block? Here we go? The number one option is
Speaker 3: still curly whirly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you should give that a crack.
Speaker 3: I think that's an assy thing. I haven't seen. The
Speaker 3: number two is a boost bar Ferrero rocher is really high.
Speaker 1: That could work again, have to add chocolate to it.
Speaker 3: Honey, tiny teddies.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck off. I hate those.
Speaker 3: I hate them to the worst. Tiny Teddies.
Speaker 1: I associate them with carsickness. Really, if I was castick
Speaker 1: in the back, Mum would hand me that awful tiny
Speaker 1: teddy is toill like trying. Oh you just need something
Speaker 1: in your tummy, you know, chocolate.
Speaker 3: Tiny teddy is a yummy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they thought honey was a good
Speaker 1: I actually hate them. They make me gay.
Speaker 3: The honey sucks. People are voting for cherry ripe, Curly Whirly,
Speaker 3: Mars bar, Snickers. Tim TAM's a high cherry ripe people.
Speaker 1: Tim Tam was my di. Give that a crack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the crush it up and then add chocolate. And then
Speaker 1: we actually had this exact place last week. I can't
Speaker 1: believe they just went rogue and in a fucking wolf
Speaker 1: didn't go rogue, and I affected a different result.
Speaker 3: I didn't go rogue. I thought it would be a
Speaker 3: good hack.
Speaker 1: Nah. Okay, so you're going to take into account those
Speaker 1: suggestions and come back to some blocks next week.
Speaker 3: Yes, and they will be fur hard blocks.
Speaker 1: I think you should do it on Instagram live as
Speaker 1: well so people can see the process, because I'm just
Speaker 1: fascinated to see how it all went wrong work night.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have to over do it really late
Speaker 3: or in the.
Speaker 1: Day, just whenever you do it, Yeah, chuck it on,
Speaker 1: you reckon.
Speaker 3: You can just go live in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoever's there can be out and then you just
Speaker 1: save it on the Instagram. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go live on a couple mitches. Yeah, all right, well,
Speaker 3: thank you for gracing me with an extension.
Speaker 1: Of course, you'll have it next week, okay, and you
Speaker 1: will love it. Honestly, you don't bother with the terry
Speaker 1: right one. You don't want it, I don't, reckon. I'm
Speaker 1: more interested in the Tim Tam or the gingerbread or
Speaker 1: the Scotch finger.
Speaker 3: Gingerbread or the double decker gingerbread for you and for
Speaker 3: you or do your double deck y.
Speaker 1: It's very hard to find, not really, but curly worthy
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah curly welly, I agree.
Speaker 3: You know what else I was interested in? I went
Speaker 3: to get us a block of link chocolate to try right,
Speaker 3: couldn't find it anywhere, like out of stock, Like there's
Speaker 3: a spot for it in two Woolworths, both out of stock.
Speaker 3: Or you can get with the bunnies people love the
Speaker 3: blocks of bunnies.
Speaker 1: Doesn't make sense, noh not, because.
Speaker 3: It's just chocolate. So hopefully I'll have one for a
Speaker 3: try next week to see if the method's there anyway.
Speaker 3: All right, well, the block will return next week and
Speaker 3: of course in a year's time.
Speaker 1: No, it's not all right. Sorry, I keep forgetting Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 2: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 1: Now, that's one thing I wanted to follow up from
Speaker 1: last week's episode. We just kind of swept it under
Speaker 1: the rug when we were talking about people being cassick
Speaker 1: or vomiting or what have you. Yeah, and you made
Speaker 1: a comment that I only realized afterwards. I was like,
Speaker 1: what does he mean? You said that you've got like
Speaker 1: an irrational fear of vomit or you're paranoid about vomit
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 3: I did say that. No, yeah, vomiting is like my
Speaker 3: biggest paranoia. I hate vomiting, which is ironic ate half
Speaker 3: a fucking and Snicker's block, But I like, I will
Speaker 3: do anything to avoid vomiting. It's the sensation in this world.
Speaker 4: So will you swallow it back?
Speaker 3: Yes, I will swallow it back down.
Speaker 1: You swallow it.
Speaker 3: It never makes me sick thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, but let it out, babes, No wonder
Speaker 1: you have a horrible association with chunder if you're eating it,
Speaker 1: I'm not eating it.
Speaker 4: What he wants to get it out?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But the picture of this sitting over a toilet
Speaker 3: bowl heaving for god knows how long because you can't
Speaker 3: control it.
Speaker 1: Is the you have a sense of when you're done.
Speaker 3: I always think I'm on a choke.
Speaker 1: Well, you keep swallowing it. That might have That might
Speaker 1: explain why have you experienced the relief like when you
Speaker 1: when you yack a few times and you're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: it's still coming, and then you realize, oh that was it,
Speaker 1: that was the last one. I'm done. No that relief, No, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's because you don't let it out. This is very strange.
Speaker 1: Is it the vomit itself that you're like, like to
Speaker 1: think about it?
Speaker 3: The act of like the sensation of vomiting terrifies me.
Speaker 3: Do it? I don't do it? If I do. It's
Speaker 3: horrific and I'm anxious the whole time. Then my throat
Speaker 3: is covered in acid and it's itchy and scratchy for
Speaker 3: the rest of the day. And then I got to
Speaker 3: brush my teethlick twelve times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all part of the process, babes, it's normal.
Speaker 3: I just can't believe you do enjoy vomiting.
Speaker 1: No, no, we don't enjoy it. But you said that you
Speaker 1: would feel sick and hold it in. I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: sometimes just more efficient than anything to let it out.
Speaker 4: I was just going much rather vomit than swallow it.
Speaker 1: Well, where this is going is It's interesting. Out of
Speaker 1: all the shit we talk on the podcast, you never
Speaker 1: know which one's going to resonate the most. Because we've
Speaker 1: got a lot of mortifying vomby stories in our Facebook
Speaker 1: group after we spoke about it last week, we really, yeah,
Speaker 1: quite a few, and I just wanted to see how
Speaker 1: you might handle it.
Speaker 3: Let me have some water because I need to prince
Speaker 3: my Matcuse.
Speaker 1: If you apparently are just paranoid about vomiting, you hate it,
Speaker 1: how will you handle hearing about it?
Speaker 3: I really don't want to hear about it, Like I
Speaker 3: genuinely do not want to be hearing it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I understand that this is probably a bit
Speaker 1: gross for some people listening as well, But listen, we're
Speaker 1: all human, we all do it. Beyonce vomits, yeah, she does.
Speaker 3: So does Taylor Swift, so the Queen. Yes, Taylor Swift vomits.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I can actually feel myself getting queezy.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, well let's see how you handle it. Ready,
Speaker 1: Mel says, my most mortifying vomb experience with going on
Speaker 1: a date and being so nervous that I threw up
Speaker 1: all over his shoes. Oh, she was sober, she wasn't
Speaker 1: even drunk. That was his nervous because she was nervous.
Speaker 3: I've nervous vomited before, the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I ever have.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I have, because it happens from like you know,
Speaker 3: when you're nervous, you have the pit in your stomach. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it just like grows and pushes up.
Speaker 1: No, that's never become vomit for me. I know the
Speaker 1: nervous feeling I've only ever chutted into him like too
Speaker 1: much drinking and just like motion sickness, castick when I
Speaker 1: was a kid.
Speaker 3: See that one's fine to me. It's the sensation of
Speaker 3: vomiting and like the image of pushing it up and out,
Speaker 3: and I hate it.
Speaker 1: Should I keep going, well, yeah, go, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to upset the idiots that are going to get mentioned.
Speaker 1: Nikita said, I projectile vomited all over a train door
Speaker 1: about three seconds before the doors opened, when it pulled
Speaker 1: up at a station with some lads standing on the
Speaker 1: other side of the glass. The vombars brown. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'd eaten steak that night. What I learned from that
Speaker 1: was trust. Madori, amen nkata amen a bit.
Speaker 3: It was brown from the fucking ribi and then green, Madori.
Speaker 1: Surely the color of green. You were not cutting. It's
Speaker 1: got his head in his hands, rubbing his eyes. He's
Speaker 1: not coping awful.
Speaker 3: And on the door, Poor Sydney Transport.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you be kicking yourself though that? You're like, fuck me.
Speaker 1: If it had been one more second and those doors open,
Speaker 1: it would have been outside, ideally not on people, but
Speaker 1: just not in the train. Oh. I was so close.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know why I was picturing her standing
Speaker 3: at the platform.
Speaker 1: No, she was getting off the truck.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was picturing her. That makes so much more sense.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, and she could have done it in that
Speaker 4: little gap.
Speaker 1: Wait. Sorry, you could be right. She's not specified if
Speaker 1: she was on the train or not. She said projectile
Speaker 1: vomited all over a train door three seconds before the
Speaker 1: doors opened when it pulled up to a station with
Speaker 1: lads standing on the other side, So it sounded like
Speaker 1: she could have been about the station or inside.
Speaker 3: Inside makes more sense because then she's trapped, because if
Speaker 3: she was outside while the fuck didn't you just turn
Speaker 3: around and not vomit on the train?
Speaker 1: Move on the color and the chunk you're tearing up.
Speaker 1: It's a very weird reacting.
Speaker 3: I don't like vomit.
Speaker 1: Wow, what if I did it in a really calming
Speaker 1: voice so it's less stressful to hear.
Speaker 3: I thought you meant vomit.
Speaker 1: No, I'll read the submissions.
Speaker 3: Yes, you can read them. Try it swallowed? Snap?
Speaker 1: God, Is this how you react to all bodily fluids
Speaker 1: in your mouth?
Speaker 3: No? I do.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a champion vomits not. The only thing is swilows. Anyway,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm losing my voice. You are sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: doing this calming voices, so you don't stress out. Get
Speaker 1: meditation music or something.
Speaker 3: I can find meditation music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that. Jim in our Spotify comments section, says,
Speaker 1: I couldn't afford the cab fine and was holding it
Speaker 1: in till I got home five minutes away. The cab
Speaker 1: gets stuck at an.
Speaker 3: RBT spine so far so I cleaned.
Speaker 1: Out my handbag and quietly vomited into it. But I
Speaker 1: forgot to take out my house keys. That she would
Speaker 1: have had to a fucking vision.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't say fish.
Speaker 1: I have goosebumps on my whole body, goofs bumps if
Speaker 1: I made you that relaxed as I.
Speaker 3: Genuinely have good no goosebumps from the terror he literally does.
Speaker 3: My hairs are standing up.
Speaker 1: What about this?
Speaker 3: Holy can you do aside a buttros?
Speaker 1: Maybe that'll carll me sure? Holy fair getting my freshly
Speaker 1: eighteen year old fifth that dropped my fifteen year old
Speaker 1: self at the shop. When I hear my friend in
Speaker 1: the back ask what fifth blue bag of liquid in
Speaker 1: the plastic bag it with my f car vomits blue
Speaker 1: power aid on her hungover dive to work early that morning,
Speaker 1: she left the bag in the car. I have ptsc
Speaker 1: to this day, just thinking about that hot bag of
Speaker 1: vomb she forgot within her little extra.
Speaker 3: That's all right, because blue liquids like all right, the
Speaker 3: chunky no mitch.
Speaker 1: The fact that she chunned it in a fucking bag
Speaker 1: and then left it there, so it was there that morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, I get it, hot bag of I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: I have to drown that out and move on. Next story?
Speaker 1: Am I imagining miss Jenner? Is he to look a
Speaker 1: bit pale?
Speaker 4: He really does.
Speaker 1: We've got to stop. I think, do you have any more?
Speaker 1: There's so many?
Speaker 4: Another one is iter one more?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The most ridiculous one?
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll try this one. This is this one's short?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Meant the power? I would violently hung over, but couldn't
Speaker 1: cancel my nail appointment. That we drove there and vomited
Speaker 1: in my keep cup while fitting in my car. No
Speaker 1: keep cups aren't big. That is the risk of spillage
Speaker 1: in that situation would have been great.
Speaker 3: That's horrifical. Now I want to go home.
Speaker 1: You look, someone's really sick.
Speaker 3: It's just like vomiting shouldn't be joked about. It's an
Speaker 3: unfortunate event that people go through.
Speaker 4: These aren't jokes.
Speaker 3: There's just personal story or nothing. Was the smell of
Speaker 3: a burp after a vomit. Oh, I hate vomit.
Speaker 1: Did you just gag?
Speaker 3: I'm getting there.
Speaker 1: Stop, that's enough, Isabella says.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I fell asleep at my work Christmas party, got worken
Speaker 1: up by a manager, then proceeded to vomit, which my
Speaker 1: supervisor tried to catch in her hands. No, no, no that
Speaker 1: I got picked up and cried on the phone to
Speaker 1: my boyfriend at the time because I thought I was
Speaker 1: going to die. Lucky, my supervisor loves me and would
Speaker 1: catch my vomit again if I needed her to. That's
Speaker 1: not something you can ask if someone's sweetie, Sorry is Abella,
Speaker 1: catching it.
Speaker 3: Fucking ransom and it would seep through the fingers.
Speaker 1: Oh name, and didn't that happen to you though you
Speaker 1: vomited a work thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I vomited on Jonesy from the Jonesy demanded.
Speaker 1: The excuse me listen to that mouth.
Speaker 3: And then also in the we spoke about this recently
Speaker 3: in the bathroom in the scene, I'd use my finger chunk.
Speaker 1: It up to get it out.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I was buying drunk so I don't really
Speaker 3: remember it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm quite proud to say have not vomited it
Speaker 1: in a very long time. I reckon definitely been at
Speaker 1: least one year, but possibly too really, possibly too Actually, oh,
Speaker 1: hang on, I don't know. You'd have to ask one
Speaker 1: of the witnesses the night of my drink spiking. I
Speaker 1: don't remember those, so it doesn't count anyway, Enough vomit chat,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If this is great thing, everyone out, we
Speaker 1: should get out of here.
Speaker 3: Don't know any more.
Speaker 4: Block of sticker my taste like burnt chalk.
Speaker 3: Would you like some, Jenna? No, I want to throw
Speaker 3: it out. I'm not joking because I will keep eating it.
Speaker 3: That is mine.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you did a terrible job. Get rid of it.
Speaker 1: We're not even beating around the bush anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh, I tried so hard.
Speaker 1: I don't think you did. You said that you were
Speaker 1: trying it because it was a hack. This is you
Speaker 1: cutting corners. Then look what happened.
Speaker 3: So it looks awful.
Speaker 1: It looks like I'm going to post a video in
Speaker 1: the idiots group so you can see what I was
Speaker 1: up against. Better luck next week, mate, Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Block returns next week and we'll have actual hard, thick
Speaker 3: block of chocolate.
Speaker 1: Maybe watch some fucking YouTube utorials or something I.
Speaker 3: Did, because that's how we learned about stabilizer.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, so next week you'll present something better than that.
Speaker 3: Correct, all right, all right, thanks for listening. Guys, give
Speaker 3: us five stars on all socials. You can find a
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll catch you next week and we'll tell you
Speaker 1: all about how Marti Gras wins.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, hey, yes, safe and happy Marti
Speaker 3: gra although it's already happened.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I hope you had a safe.
Speaker 1: They could have had a very dangerous and miserable Marti Gras.
Speaker 1: We could because you didn't get the word in soon enough.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wouldn't that be dreadful? Everyone's waiting on my quote. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my comment on market.
Speaker 1: You're like, have a safe and have matergart and they go,
Speaker 1: we better know what bloody will.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just because he put the.
Speaker 1: Idea in my head. Thanks for that, all right, see
Speaker 1: you in a week. Guys, catch your saind baits fat
Speaker 1: is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to add breath. Our secret segment in the end,
Speaker 1: we keep talking shit for a little while. Once the
Speaker 1: show's done, we keep going. Did you really think the
Speaker 1: chocolate was that bad? You couldn't sell it?
Speaker 3: No, no, you couldn't sell it. You could sell it
Speaker 3: in a fudgery.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like you know how when you're
Speaker 1: making cookies, for example, you eat the cookie dough, the batter.
Speaker 1: It tastes fucking good, but it's it's wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yeah, but this one tasted burnt.
Speaker 3: It did taste, but it burnt bad. Jetder like the
Speaker 3: bottom burnt. There was smoke all through the.
Speaker 1: Hand because you put it in a waffle maker.
Speaker 3: No, well, the waffle maker was the cherry ripe, and
Speaker 3: it did the waffle maker. I've got to throw out
Speaker 3: it's baking.
Speaker 1: You didn't put baking paper in the waffle maker, would I?
Speaker 3: Oh, you fucking idiot, fucking know, because no, because then
Speaker 3: they wouldn't have the divots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the baking paper will still have divot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll sink.
Speaker 1: You can't put it directly on there. Oh god.
Speaker 3: I literally put a jeep. I sprayed it with canola oil,
Speaker 3: put the cherry ripe on the waffle maker.
Speaker 1: That's fuck shut it, it's sizzled.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I went and watched five minutes of the
Speaker 3: Nightly News, came back and it was a brickhant of charcoal.
Speaker 1: Well, no, wonder God didn't mean to Your nails are done.
Speaker 3: They're nice.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't finished them. This is just the bass
Speaker 1: coat blue yellow. What's that for the beach themes?
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, yeah, very nice.
Speaker 1: It's the beach glam theme.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're right.
Speaker 1: I can wear a sunriser if you want beach glam.
Speaker 3: Maybe I wear some sandals.
Speaker 1: I could wear a sarong go on. Yeah, I'd love
Speaker 1: to wear a wrong I.
Speaker 3: Could be quite comfy. I'm excited for Mardi grab. This
Speaker 3: gonna be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's already been mate.
Speaker 3: What you're true? Well what are you doing after.
Speaker 1: Just going on friends place? I don't know. I can't
Speaker 1: be bother them with any tickets and bloody raves?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: My friend invited me to a ray. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's like you have never met me.
Speaker 3: They're not a close friend.
Speaker 1: No, no, he actually he prefaced it with I think
Speaker 1: I already know the answer, But do you think, yeah,
Speaker 1: you do know.
Speaker 3: The someone's like, you want to go to Heaps Gay?
Speaker 3: I was like, absolutely not. Why I went last year
Speaker 3: and it was awful. I'm not a club. It's not
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: Is Heaps Gay a club?
Speaker 3: It's more like a It's like an outdoor party, outdoor.
Speaker 1: It's like a one off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was an event.
Speaker 3: It is an event, but it's just like a nightclub
Speaker 3: that that's what they're emulating. Not for me at all.
Speaker 1: You know, I's talking about when people steal your desks
Speaker 1: in school. Yes, you know what else fucked me off
Speaker 1: my seat on the bus.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not an honest system. Do you keep the
Speaker 3: same seat every day?
Speaker 1: Do you well when your top dog? Yes?
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: I took it very seriously. The bus thing, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it was kind of this unspoken rule that the oldest
Speaker 1: kids on the school bus they got the back seat. Always,
Speaker 1: like if you're in eleven and twelve, the oldest ones,
Speaker 1: they get the back seat. And so when my sister
Speaker 1: started sitting on the back seat, I sat with her.
Speaker 1: And then after she graduated, I was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to stand my ground, even though I'm only in
Speaker 1: year nine or ten or something and I'm not the
Speaker 1: oldest on the bus. I'm just gonna keep sitting here
Speaker 1: and see how I go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I ran that fucking place seriously, like a prison.
Speaker 3: Really you can imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I took it so seriously. I was very territorial
Speaker 1: of the back seat.
Speaker 3: What were your jobs? You would give people their seats
Speaker 3: to choose.
Speaker 1: I wasn't like that. It was more like I had
Speaker 1: to approve if they were to sit with me. There
Speaker 1: was like a trial period where they'd sit in the
Speaker 1: seat immediately closest to the back seat, got it. And
Speaker 1: if they had good banter or good I hate that word,
Speaker 1: not banter, if we had good yarns, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, Bob, come sit with me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I made great friends on that bus because it was
Speaker 1: a long ass bus trip being on a farm. How
Speaker 1: old We're there for like an hour and a half
Speaker 1: every day?
Speaker 3: Oh wow? Yeah, oh so you'd need to have good chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we had a lot of time to
Speaker 1: get to know each other on that mack seat. And
Speaker 1: if anyone dared sit there, I'd be like, what do
Speaker 1: you think you're doing? Oh my god, you'd be terrible me.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: Would you actually say that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And so you'd sit in there.
Speaker 1: Or if one of the primary school kids no, no, sat
Speaker 1: up there, because the bus did pick up the primary
Speaker 1: schoolers before I got on, and there was always a
Speaker 1: risk that some fucking little smart ass was going to
Speaker 1: jump on the back seat, and I'd just get on
Speaker 1: the bus and be like, very funny, mate, off you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they also had a piece of tape down the
Speaker 1: middle of the bus on the floor where it was
Speaker 1: like primary school kids that side, high school is that side?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I was like, can you not see the tape, mate, Yeah,
Speaker 1: read the tape whateverckon That means, yeah, get lost, get
Speaker 1: off my seat.
Speaker 3: I don't remember I used to. I didn't get a
Speaker 3: bus home. I got a train home from school. But
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 1: It's like so cool, cooler.
Speaker 3: I got a train, but like it trains like public
Speaker 3: so there were normal people on that. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 3: not the same. But I got a bus to and
Speaker 3: from a sport water polo and we'd all sit on
Speaker 3: the bus and I loved the back seat. I love putting.
Speaker 3: I was like one of those annoying people that would
Speaker 3: sit like in the back corner and put my knees
Speaker 3: up so I take like two seats.
Speaker 1: How smug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very smug. And also the very back
Speaker 3: window you get to see the cars behind you. I
Speaker 3: used to wave and.
Speaker 4: Go playing sweet, sweet or sour?
Speaker 3: What sweeter?
Speaker 4: Wave back sour if they're sweet they I.
Speaker 1: Don't think that our back seat of the bus even
Speaker 1: had a window. Really yeah, it was like one of
Speaker 1: these coach kind of things throughout black That would have
Speaker 1: been fun.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had a back window. Sweet or sour.
Speaker 3: We need to bring that back also to kids these days,
Speaker 3: play sweet or sour? Because I've never been sweeted or sour.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. I would be for sure.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't wave to kids, No, I would, totally.
Speaker 1: I would. I'd be so excited, not the best miss
Speaker 1: kids sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sweet you. I'd want to be sweat and
Speaker 3: they'd be like, he's actually sour because he's too sweety nose,
Speaker 3: he's sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, You're like getting two friends and they're like, leave
Speaker 1: them alone.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 1: The teachers like you ever worked with children, Like that's
Speaker 1: the new game.
Speaker 3: Totally. I love that.
Speaker 1: The other day I reckon these kids in my apartment
Speaker 1: building would have thought that I was a sour bitch. Yes,
Speaker 1: because I got out of the elevator and they were
Speaker 1: waiting around the corner, clearly expecting someone else to walk
Speaker 1: out of that lift. Yes, And then I stepped out
Speaker 1: and they went and then it's went, sorry, that wasn't
Speaker 1: for you. The death stare I gave them, I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to behave were they It wasn't even a
Speaker 1: death stair. It was more like, I actually don't know
Speaker 1: how to react. I was embarrassed in that moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my god, that just booed
Speaker 1: me when they weren't supposed to.
Speaker 3: How old were that?
Speaker 1: How do I react to that?
Speaker 3: They were kids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they were just like laughing at me when
Speaker 1: I closed the door behind me. I can hear them
Speaker 1: laughing in the hallway, being like oh my And I
Speaker 1: was mortified. But I'm like, how was I supposed to
Speaker 1: react in that situation? Oh my god, wrong person? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys got me. I just I just
Speaker 1: shut down and looked at them, like, how.
Speaker 4: How do you react on the spot.
Speaker 1: It's no appropriate way to react.
Speaker 3: I actually would think I can react to many things
Speaker 3: that would stunt me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't even punch me in the head. Okay,
Speaker 1: someone boots you instead of the intended boo wie. How
Speaker 1: do you react to that?
Speaker 3: Oh? Scare me a heart attack? Yeah, be careful. You
Speaker 3: did that too, Rannie, how are you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Two friends? Are you? No? I just panic and I
Speaker 1: just looked at them like you don't panic.
Speaker 3: Face is very bitchy.
Speaker 4: I have heart problems. I would probably have a heart attack.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jenna, can you not be frightened?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can, but usually you get a flutter.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Suan is the easiest person to frighten. Ever. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not even doing it on purpose. Sometimes I'll just go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and then come back to the landroym
Speaker 1: and he'll go, are you scared me? I was like,
Speaker 1: I live here, my place mate.
Speaker 3: But what's he scared of?
Speaker 1: I don't know, just sudden movements. He's like a tortured cat.
Speaker 3: He How is your cat? We don't hear much about
Speaker 3: Isabelle this day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Has the novelty worn off? You cind over it?
Speaker 1: No, of course not. It's weird. I feel like only
Speaker 1: in recent months have I thought, yeah, this is my cat. Oh,
Speaker 1: because she has a weird way of showing whether she's
Speaker 1: bonded to you or not. And for like three or
Speaker 1: four years or whatever it's been, I was convinced that
Speaker 1: she hated me because she was so much more affectionate
Speaker 1: to other people around me. But now she's become a
Speaker 1: bit territorial around me. Oh, and like she's a bit
Speaker 1: protective of me when Shan's around.
Speaker 3: That's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so she do as in like only come
Speaker 1: to me for a pat and then just glare at
Speaker 1: him like his mind, bitch. Or if he stays for
Speaker 1: the weekend after we leaves, she makes a fucking point
Speaker 1: of sleeping on his side of the bed, yeah, next
Speaker 1: to me every night, being like no, no, your mind.
Speaker 1: He can't take you from me. You're my mother. And
Speaker 1: she never used to sleep on the bed with me,
Speaker 1: but now she does it all the time, to be
Speaker 1: like this is my territory.
Speaker 3: That's how you know she loves you, that she's sleeping.
Speaker 1: It's only been recently that I'm like, I think she
Speaker 1: actually likes me.
Speaker 3: See my dog Hamish, because I'm at home. He's thirteen,
Speaker 3: and he's not well. He's torn his first acl now
Speaker 3: he's torn his second on his back and the first
Speaker 3: one just got surgery and fixed.
Speaker 1: If he want mine, I'm pretty sure I don't need it,
Speaker 1: but I'm ever going to need it.
Speaker 3: He's got four dogs, have four fucking legs, four racels anyway,
Speaker 3: so he can't jump up and down on the bed.
Speaker 3: So I'm in the bed and I'm having a bit
Speaker 3: of fun in my bed, you know, with someone else.
Speaker 3: He'll bark at the end of the bed until you
Speaker 3: pick him up because he can't jump in him. Then
Speaker 3: he put him up, but then about thirty seconds in
Speaker 3: he goes, I don't want to be happy while they're
Speaker 3: doing that, so he barks because he can't jump off.
Speaker 3: So then you've got to stop, and it's just the
Speaker 3: biggest mood killer in the world. Then you get dog
Speaker 3: fur on the loobe. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Why was he on the bed at the same time
Speaker 1: as you were, poor.
Speaker 3: King, Because he's got separation anxiety. He has to be
Speaker 3: he has to be able to see you at all times.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, Mitchell, what do he mean? There was five
Speaker 1: years there where you didn't live with him. Sure that
Speaker 1: you can just chuck him up stairs with Mum and
Speaker 1: Daddy knows how to function.
Speaker 3: Without Dad at home porking, So.
Speaker 1: You can't just tuk him outside.
Speaker 3: No your separation anxiety. He will bark and bark and
Speaker 3: yap and quiver. He's like a whippet.
Speaker 1: I think you just need to show him whose boss
Speaker 1: a bit I reckon, Yeah, this is so appropriate, this
Speaker 1: saying the tail doesn't wag the dog mate.
Speaker 3: No, he'll bark. It is infuriating. It's infuriating.
Speaker 1: But you can't let him be on the bed while
Speaker 1: you fuck he has been. That's so off.
Speaker 4: I'm not barres.
Speaker 1: He likes dogs, all right, let us know what he
Speaker 1: gets if you've had your dog on the bed with
Speaker 1: you whilst you pork or sissar, whatever the case may be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul got just touch. Penetration to his sex is
Speaker 3: not just penetration.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, busy'h.
Speaker 3: Fine, heym. She's a cute dog though, so if it
Speaker 3: was like a hideous dog, I'd be like, hey, but
Speaker 3: he's a cute dog. It's kind of like, awe, back
Speaker 3: to fucking.
Speaker 1: I would find that really weird. Like sometimes Isabella will
Speaker 1: walk through the room or it turns out she might
Speaker 1: have been under the bed and she would just politely
Speaker 1: see herself out while we're in the throes of love making,
Speaker 1: and she would just kind of dart her eyes over
Speaker 1: a shoulder back of me, like is he right there?
Speaker 1: Do I need to step in here? No, you're fine, O,
Speaker 1: I'll keep going. And I'm like, who's she gonna tell
Speaker 1: it's fine. I don't care if she sees that. But
Speaker 1: she's not on the bed.
Speaker 3: She's been on the bed.
Speaker 1: That's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: I think he's actually been kicked in the head with
Speaker 3: like a twink foot shocking. There's a little bell on it,
Speaker 3: like did you just kick the dogs?
Speaker 1: I kiss, It's just not right. Maybe I'm wrong. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I'd love to hear from idiots who were
Speaker 1: fucked with their dog present on the bed.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you added that fucked with their dog present.
Speaker 1: If you fucked your dog, we don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Girl, I went to school. We went to prison because
Speaker 3: she did that, and face Facebook lived it. She's currently
Speaker 3: in prison on the No, that was huge. I went
Speaker 3: to school with her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember that.
Speaker 3: You went to school the same year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: She messaged me. When I didn't organize the uten farewell,
Speaker 3: I was like, how dare you.
Speaker 1: Is that the video that went viral ish? Yes, and
Speaker 1: like the dog stop it? Do you remember it? Though?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I never saw it. I saw like a
Speaker 3: blurred out screen.
Speaker 4: That I saw.
Speaker 1: This is wrong. We can't keep talking about.
Speaker 4: The lady and the dog.
Speaker 3: They put the dog's face. Let me google it.
Speaker 4: Hold on, so you went to school with her?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Daily Star, the cans post, the cans post. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do I search? I searched her name and then
Speaker 3: dog and I've got it. Oh, they put up a
Speaker 3: photo with the dog.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me have a look. What's her name?
Speaker 1: I wait? Include this? Oh this is a different one.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a different video. Oh this one you're
Speaker 1: talking about? The dog licked peanut butter off a particular
Speaker 1: part of the body. Yes. The one I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: the dog was do you know how a dog will
Speaker 1: hump you? Leg?
Speaker 3: It was?
Speaker 1: Oh my, I don't want to know anymore.
Speaker 3: All right, we have the show, shall we go?
Speaker 1: I think on that note, Yeah, I think I don't
Speaker 1: know how much of that it's going to make the edit.
Speaker 1: To be honest, who knows. If you're going to bitch
Speaker 1: about this episode being short, it's because the conversation we
Speaker 1: just had was really fucked up.
Speaker 3: We had to completely doctor it because we've gone from
Speaker 3: talking about vomiting to dog.
Speaker 1: It's just not good. This isn't really low. How did
Speaker 1: we get here?
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 1: I should have brought my if not have happened, if
Speaker 1: I wasn't medicated. Listen.
Speaker 3: We will tell you about our Marty grow next week.
Speaker 3: Very excited to be on the float though, so you'll
Speaker 3: get all that gush very soon.
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