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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast, Mini Kyle and

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Speaker 1: Jackio join us.

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Speaker 2: Did you see your boats? To see you two? Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Hey you been. Oh I've been better than Jackie has been.

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Speaker 2: But why jack She's just done all the homeschooling and

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Speaker 2: all that.

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Speaker 1: She's back at school now, so we're all good. Have

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Speaker 1: you got a bit of a mum's bender lined up

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Speaker 1: at some stage that started years ago?

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Speaker 2: In all honestly, that sounds like the worst party. So

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Speaker 2: you're going out.

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Speaker 3: But I mean, like, you know, all of a sudden

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Speaker 3: you get to take you kids to day care, so

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Speaker 3: you can you start thinking about having.

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Speaker 2: No. No, she doesn't do the daycare stuff.

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Speaker 3: Loved the homeschooling. Oh really yeah, I feel like I

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Speaker 3: was the only parent. Yeah, like doing doing breakfast radio

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Speaker 3: home is out on a lot. I don't get to

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Speaker 3: take her to school. I don't get any of that stuff.

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Speaker 2: I tell you, they're not great things. I wanted to

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Speaker 2: in that line.

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Speaker 1: It's not the it's not the most fun thing.

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Speaker 2: But for me, I'm being the touch shop lady.

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Speaker 3: You know, the no they don't do I don't think

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Speaker 3: they do that. I think they already assigned people. It's

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Speaker 3: not like when we were at school, when mum used

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Speaker 3: to come once a month into shop.

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Speaker 2: Embarrassing. It was always so embarrassing when you was behind No.

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Speaker 3: It was the best day ever when your mom was

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Speaker 3: behind the counter and tuch shop.

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Speaker 1: You got all the free stuff for your friends.

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Speaker 2: I didn't, I didn't, didn't you. Mum was cruel to

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Speaker 2: me consistently.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she was.

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Speaker 2: I was the same. My mum would stop me getting

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Speaker 2: the junk fit, no special treatment. Yeah, would give me

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Speaker 2: the killer python. Oh my god. Because we had all

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Speaker 2: that we had, like back in the eighties, this is

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Speaker 2: before you guys are born. We had cream buns everything,

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Speaker 2: and then we had the Clipburger. Get introduced the C

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Speaker 2: L T chicken tomato and that was revolutionary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, that'd be.

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Speaker 2: One of them, Jackie.

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Speaker 3: When boys laugh are really immature it.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you tell the boys about what happened when

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Speaker 2: you're walking up the stairs the other night.

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Speaker 3: Please, jack The thing is is that I've been in

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Speaker 3: relationships my whole life. We can't get back this fast,

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Speaker 3: and in every pretty much my whole life, I have

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Speaker 3: held in farts like for all these years, I've.

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Speaker 1: Been holding them in.

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Speaker 3: And then I said to Kyle, there must be a

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Speaker 3: lot of pent top stuff going on, because I've walked

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Speaker 3: up the stairs and every stairs.

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Speaker 1: Wow, this is what it feels like when no one's

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Speaker 1: around and you can just fart.

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Speaker 2: This is actually great by the top. And by the

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Speaker 2: time she a the top, she had so much propulsion

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Speaker 2: she almost levitated.

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Speaker 1: Got two very special guests.

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Speaker 2: On the show. You're on the talking about kids quickly,

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Speaker 2: because I know we were talking about you obviously got

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Speaker 2: some childcare, et cetera, and you're actually leaving the homeschooling

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Speaker 2: stuff Kyle, kids at all. I'm open to having children.

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Speaker 2: I've never really been really against it, but just never

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Speaker 2: really been in my world. Yeah, you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know about that. You have always been against it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've been too selfish to have one. Like

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Speaker 2: I was thought, maybe I'll have a kid one day,

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Speaker 2: but it's never been the right time, has it. Have

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Speaker 2: you met? Have you got the right person to have

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Speaker 2: the kids with them? I feel probably maybe? Yeah, what

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Speaker 2: do you think she's no good? Don't know, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know it. Does she want kids? She wants kids? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 2: she she definitely wants kids. Yeah, and yeah, And I

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Speaker 2: thought oh, what's the word, Like, what have I got

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Speaker 2: to do? Drop a dollar? That's it? But then you've

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Speaker 2: got to look after something for twenty years. Well, I

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Speaker 2: think the unknown Fijian housekeeper will probably.

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Speaker 1: Would you give your kids your cash?

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Speaker 2: I know Daniel Craig said recently that he wouldn't give

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Speaker 2: his kids.

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Speaker 1: We both are against that. We can't understand they are

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Speaker 1: keeping money from.

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Speaker 2: What I want is.

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Speaker 1: And I want to Blair Wald. That's making no, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all.

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Speaker 3: Actually, it's funny because I find with my daughter the

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Speaker 3: she knows that you know, I do.

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Speaker 1: Have money and she has she doesn't want things. It

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Speaker 1: does worked in the reverse, so she doesn't want to

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Speaker 1: come across as spoiled exactly.

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Speaker 3: So I know my biggest fault as a mum is

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Speaker 3: spoiling her because if she wants like a dress, I'll

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Speaker 3: go out and get the dress for her, but she's

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Speaker 3: it's now worked in reverse where she's like, no, Mum,

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: That's too expensive.

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Speaker 2: I'll say no to amazing. Write a book for other

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Speaker 2: parents so they can get kids like that.

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Speaker 3: It's almost like if you know when they say, if

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Speaker 3: you don't go on a diet, you feel like you

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Speaker 3: can eat whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Eventually you won't overeat and you won't.

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Speaker 2: It's not a very good saying because it doesn't right.

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Speaker 1: Like that is like she knows in her mind, she knows.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I could get that, but I don't want to

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Speaker 3: be spoiled. And the lesson that you learn yourself is

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Speaker 3: much stronger than the lesson that somebody else imposes on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's figured out herself.

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Speaker 1: She has, and she's quite thrifty.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I've drifted off because that sounded too deep for me.

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Speaker 1: To have kids.

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Speaker 2: So this is a lesson. Maybe I might be. I

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Speaker 2: might just be shooting dust out here the full scope. Well,

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Speaker 2: they've given me the little jar to do it or

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Speaker 2: whatever they that's the medical term. Yeah, but then they said,

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Speaker 2: they said, you've got to put it in your undies

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Speaker 2: and rush it into the clinic.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you should be doing it. You need to keep it,

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Speaker 1: you need to keep it warm, and.

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Speaker 2: You need to keep it. But I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: So I've got my little houseboy, Coffee John, And then

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Speaker 2: Coffee John's gonna put it in his under He's going

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Speaker 2: to race it into the city. He doesn't get pulled

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Speaker 2: my bosses. The sandaland scene is standing up that it's

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Speaker 2: been a pleasure. Guys.

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Speaker 1: What Thanks guys, it's good to see you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for having it last time ever, no doubt.

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Speaker 1: Okay, more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to