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Speaker 1: Pats Morning, Good morning, Alex morning, and good morning Rio,

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Speaker 1: good morning. So today's a very special show for us.

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Speaker 1: Our heir on the on the team doing this show,

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Speaker 4: I'll be married, walking in as a wife.

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Speaker 6: Read it up you green, But she goes, oh, we've

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Speaker 1: Can I that's from the joint bank account or you

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Speaker 4: Pay for this? She sent it through eight hundred dollars eight.

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Speaker 1: Dollars you sounds like Trump does that end dollars?

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Speaker 4: When the hell did we agree to eight hundred dollars?

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Speaker 5: What are they tell you?

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Speaker 1: What's already clear here? Already in any marriage, you know

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Speaker 1: isn't me and my marriage. Okay, so already I'm working

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Speaker 1: my friend, and doubt. Why just go a Bunnings and

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Speaker 1: get those you know, those drop sheets you put down

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Speaker 1: the past when you're painting. No, you can spill drink

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Speaker 6: You guys better make a mess of those. Those people

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Speaker 6: really have to, you know, get them clean.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take into trying to what my ass

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Speaker 1: with that. I'll get my money's worth out of it.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. How easy is it to print off counterfeit money.

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Speaker 1: I'm just asking for a friend.

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Speaker 1: Every Tuesday morning on the show, we ask you about

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Speaker 1: your Monday. How did you start the week? Are you

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Speaker 1: a Monday winner or loser? Someone's just messaging Christians. At

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Speaker 1: least get to keep those eight hundred dollars nine hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars because a good question put Caitlind. You get to

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Speaker 1: keep them.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not. They're hired.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, what are we We're coming at five?

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Speaker 1: What is that an hourny rate? We're leaving at eleven

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Speaker 4: This is why I'm discussing canceling.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you money about we go to Bunnings, get

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Speaker 1: some cloths. I agree, spot like, get some far Felt.

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Speaker 6: You know what Zem said to me, She said, well,

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Speaker 6: we've already paid the down payment, so we'll lose that

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Speaker 7: Don't even keep them.

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Speaker 1: This crazy, you know what I'm starting to see you here.

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Speaker 1: We're funding the wedding, right you know. You know he's

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Speaker 1: paying for those tablecloths. Therefore, if we're stakeholders in this

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Speaker 1: business of Katelin, we should have had to say this.

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Speaker 7: The board meeting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a picnic here at work.

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Speaker 5: I would have gone to Camar and got some table.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, some nice anchor gear, you get a red rooster.

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Speaker 1: You know they do those big things, gravy chicken for everyone,

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Speaker 6: Guys, I agree, But just so you know, Saturday night

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Speaker 6: so you will be having well.

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Speaker 1: Pats, the table we're and I've already just found out

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Speaker 1: now is restricted viewing.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean it's restricted?

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Speaker 1: There's some kind of shenanigans going on halfway through it,

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Speaker 1: and you and I and anyone sat with us, which

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Speaker 5: Oh, we'll be seeing it.

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Speaker 4: We'll just have to move you closer to.

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Speaker 5: Us to watch it.

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Speaker 7: You have to move from someone's lap taking it.

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Speaker 8: No kind of makes me rethink my money envelope a

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Speaker 1: No that if I'm not on the top table, then

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Speaker 1: it's top table money.

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Speaker 7: Money, I want money? Wow?

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Speaker 1: And do you accept? After pay, give you my gift

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Speaker 1: and install.

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Speaker 4: Your presence is your present, So just come as you are.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, so a lot cheaper the whole Patsy are

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Speaker 1: you at Monday and winter? How was your day yesterday?

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Speaker 5: I reckon I am a winner.

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Speaker 8: I went and had a pair of cure yesterday and

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Speaker 8: I do try to go every month, but I hadn't

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Speaker 8: about eight kilos of skin that sheet, which is fantastic

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Speaker 1: A shave you because there's no reason for me at

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Speaker 8: I'm not going to get my hawks done for the wedding.

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Speaker 8: But it is just the best experience. And they just

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Speaker 1: Your feet, won't you go.

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Speaker 5: The salons to doing it.

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Speaker 8: It's car service like a It's like rebirthing your feet exactly, Alex.

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Speaker 8: It's like a brand new set of feet and I

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Speaker 5: It's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, she's not been since last year. Go and

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Speaker 1: How did you start the week? Yesterday? Monday Winner or Loser?

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Speaker 1: Christian of My Monday Winner, I got seven hours sleep

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Speaker 1: You know what I need to get Your boyfriend will

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Speaker 1: Podcast, Christian, I also make a sandwich the night before,

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Speaker 1: I use this tonight as a gift to future Christian

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Speaker 1: It's a stretch thing to say to your partner, can

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Your partners will message you during the show whilst you're

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Speaker 1: doing a very very very very very very very very

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Speaker 1: tricky thing. Just messed me going. The cat's making a

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Speaker 1: strange noise. What do you want me to do? Leave

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Speaker 1: the show?

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Speaker 7: That dog on fire right now?

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Speaker 1: Maybe Larry the cat knows whe's it?

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Speaker 7: Incessant?

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Speaker 9: I got one on Friday about hey, when was the

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Speaker 9: last time you worded the red spiky plant?

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Speaker 7: I think we're overwater.

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Speaker 1: Deal with this later after nine. Oh my god, we're

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Speaker 1: up in the air and a spacecraft speaking to all

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Speaker 1: of Australia. Just Chris content to you and question.

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Speaker 5: It's usually I can't find this or I can't find that.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: Sports to day for it? Today?

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Speaker 1: The roles a reverse Chris is getting already ready for school,

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Speaker 1: isn't he?

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Speaker 5: It's a great job, but don't text.

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Speaker 1: Me to you relieve though I was always every day

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Speaker 1: closing that door until you do. We call this work

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Speaker 1: because actually, for these precious few hours, even though it's

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Speaker 1: all unpredictable, it can be anything, it's still so much

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Speaker 1: easier and your time is controlled. Compared to when you're

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Speaker 1: a mom and dad getting already for school run it's.

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Speaker 5: Chaos, especially now she's a teenager.

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Speaker 8: I think I've got the best end of the stick

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Speaker 8: most definitely, because you know they're a bit grouchy in

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Speaker 8: the morning, and.

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Speaker 10: Poor Bonnie, she's got three little tigers morning on one, Lenk.

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Speaker 1: How does she deal with the a recovery?

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Speaker 10: It's going well, yeah, it's getting She walked downstairs for

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Speaker 10: the first time a few days ago, which is great.

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Speaker 1: You make it sound of that movie Misery Escaped. And

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Speaker 1: so how is it going. She she's getting better. She

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Speaker 1: is getting better. It's great.

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Speaker 10: It's it's just such a load off everyone, including herself

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Speaker 10: and me and the kids, because it's it's a big

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Speaker 10: deal when you when your partner gets surgery and it

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Speaker 10: was on her meniscous surgery to her miniscus and she's

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Speaker 10: walking around and it's good yeah.

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Speaker 1: But it's hard.

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Speaker 10: It's been really hard, especially that morning school run. Something

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Speaker 10: as simple as that. You know, it's I think I've

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Speaker 10: done the school on probably ten times. Yeah, seriously, and

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Speaker 10: the kids will always go.

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Speaker 1: Dad, well, daddad is it's so calm, and he always

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Speaker 1: gets us to earlier. My wife, you to see the red.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, guys, this is what you call one hit.

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Speaker 1: Wonder if this was five days a week, very grumpy

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Speaker 1: dad suddenly hero turning up, washed and shaved, ready for

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Speaker 1: a victory lap, essentially knowing he's never going to have

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Speaker 1: to do this for another year or two. You're going

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Speaker 1: to get the best version of me. But that's not

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Speaker 1: real me, or that's not sustainable. Yes, it's a mirage.

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Speaker 1: All right. Welcome to the bright side of the dial, and.

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Speaker 9: Always look on the bright the dial.

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Speaker 7: The Christian car show, well make.

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Speaker 1: It, I'll show we call the bright side of the dial.

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Speaker 1: So if you're tuning into the bright sild dial, you

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Speaker 1: might be a new listener, you might be someone who's

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Speaker 1: been with us for a while. You are the bright side.

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Speaker 1: But it's now the first time ever we really want

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Speaker 1: to build a community and in a circle with all

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Speaker 1: of us bright Siders. And so if you join the

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Speaker 1: bright Siders and become a bright Sider Platinum Club member,

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Speaker 1: you get private access to our inner circle. This private

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Speaker 1: Facebook group we put up the daily time wasters the

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Speaker 1: day before, you get first alerts abound, a lot of

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Speaker 1: things we're thinking about doing on the show. You get

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Speaker 1: us in there, and you get each other as well.

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Speaker 1: Every Friday you get a message from me straight into

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Speaker 1: your inbox. I'm now because the best acoustics, because now

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Speaker 1: this is every Thursday, I record the message and it

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Speaker 1: gets emailed out to the bright Side. It's automatic on

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Speaker 1: the Friday. The best acoustics in the house now is

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Speaker 1: in our walking wardrobe. Okay, it's literally the closet cast.

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Speaker 1: I go in there with a cup of tea and

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Speaker 1: I'm in there. My wife is like, you're doing that

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Speaker 1: thing again. The bright Side is the lighthouse thing. And

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Speaker 1: then we get me go into the wardrobe and speak

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Speaker 1: to myself in there. I reckon I could do a

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Speaker 1: show in there because you got all the clothes. Oh

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Speaker 1: wife's stresses. It's like, I fact, if we added some

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Speaker 1: sits into the studio, we'd trust me, we'd have better

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Speaker 1: soundproof and in a few shoes, I bring some in,

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Speaker 1: I bring some racks in tomorrow. Amongst the racks the

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Speaker 1: rat cast and you also get your own membership card

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Speaker 1: as well. So this morning we're giving away memberships to

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Speaker 1: our inner circle, the bright Siders. This morning, all you

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Speaker 1: have to do, you don't need to call in. You

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Speaker 1: could just text in the word bright Side to our

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Speaker 1: text number, our show text number oh four seven five

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Speaker 1: O three one oh four three. Caitlin, Is that right?

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Speaker 1: They just got a text bright Side and they get

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Speaker 1: a private link return to them.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so they will get a text message that will

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Speaker 6: send them to go and sign up and then they

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Speaker 6: get into our Facebook group as easy as that.

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Speaker 4: Just text bright Siders.

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Speaker 1: Right Siders oh four seven five three one oh four three.

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Speaker 1: This morning, though, I'm only giving away memberships two three

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Speaker 1: types of human beings, trade ees, single parents, and triple

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Speaker 1: zero workers. So whether you're an ambo, a paramedic, a

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Speaker 1: other people that work with them behind the scenes, invisible

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Speaker 1: but very much visible and appreciated by all of us.

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Speaker 1: You as well, please text now bright Siders two O

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Speaker 1: four seven five three one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: Welcome the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: If you want to come and join and become a

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Speaker 1: Plantnum club member for our bright Siders. We call the

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Speaker 1: show the bright Side or the Dial. All you have

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Speaker 1: to do this morning. If you are a trade you

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Speaker 1: work for triples zero, any of the supports staff, and

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Speaker 1: you're also a single parent, you just text the word Brightsiders,

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Speaker 1: just bright Siders too, oh four seven five O three

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Speaker 1: one oh four three and the Inner Circle doors will

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Speaker 1: be opened and the greatest party on Earth. You'll be

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Speaker 1: invited to come join us and our inner sanctum. Christian Tyson,

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Speaker 1: the Corker, has just become a bright Sider. One exciting moment. Welcome,

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Speaker 1: the Caucers are here. Welcome to listen to us in Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Warren Holman, who is a paramedic and a chaplain, thank

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Speaker 1: you for what you do. Are incredible work. Christian. I'd

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Speaker 1: love to become a bright Side. A single parent. Work

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Speaker 1: in the labs doing test results, and I'm recovering from

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Speaker 1: tongue cancer but back at work working hard, so I

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Speaker 1: hope you're recovering really well. We'd love to have you

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Speaker 1: in the bright Siders all right time, Now, talk about

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Speaker 1: your pet peeves.

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Speaker 8: Ease to make you go even get me started today,

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Speaker 8: ease to make you go, do not go to work?

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Speaker 1: Man, get it off your chest now with things that

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Speaker 1: make you go, goir your pet Peeves, Patsy, what is

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Speaker 1: it for you? Let me get something to do with

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Speaker 1: driving parking?

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Speaker 5: No, not this week.

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Speaker 8: I thought i'd changed it up a bit. What is

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Speaker 8: it with glass shopping boards? I don't like them. I

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Speaker 8: don't get them. I will never own one.

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Speaker 1: They're all for you only ever see them in airbnbs

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Speaker 1: and straight away. I don't know what They're cheaper than

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Speaker 1: the respected, wouldn't one that horrible clang as the blade

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Speaker 1: hits the glass.

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Speaker 8: It's just the whole sensory experience is way off for me.

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Speaker 5: The ground of it, the feel of it, everything.

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Speaker 8: I don't like. Pitching and stupid pictures in them. I

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Speaker 8: don't like them.

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Speaker 1: You never see them at homes. It's only.

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Speaker 7: Terrible, terrible for your knives as well.

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Speaker 1: Blunting the blade.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it seems dangerous. I'm always worried it's going to

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Speaker 9: slip off as well.

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Speaker 8: I think they're hygienically better than wood, big wood.

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Speaker 5: You know, we've got like a big slab I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Sure about that. We need to Can we find out?

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Speaker 1: Are they better or more hygienic? As long as you're

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Speaker 1: watching that wooden board? What is it? As long as

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Speaker 1: you're sterilizing?

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Speaker 7: Especially?

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Speaker 1: Do you know I do boil the kettle and just

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Speaker 1: chuck it over it enough?

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Speaker 7: I think it does about some no dishwashing liquidor and

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Speaker 7: check that.

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Speaker 1: On first, so it's too hold. You know, it's epic fury.

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Speaker 1: I go epic fury on that shop on board. It's

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Speaker 1: too prong attack And I said, the US has yet

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Speaker 1: to come.

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Speaker 8: Do you find though? Are you the like me, the

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Speaker 8: only one in your family that cleans it properly? Everyone

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Speaker 8: else just leaves scraps on it, which I really dislike.

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Speaker 9: But how do you get Does anyone know how to

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Speaker 9: get stains out of a wooden shopping board?

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Speaker 7: I would love to know. I've still got some red

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Speaker 7: tumoric stage.

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Speaker 1: Certain certain spices and powders will stain it.

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Speaker 5: I think comes Chef's use bleach.

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Speaker 1: Don't they yet to sat Chef rams at the end

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Speaker 1: of an episode, just bleach chucking bleach that join me

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Speaker 1: next week? Full each everything? Right now? They set fire

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Speaker 1: to the kitchen.

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Speaker 9: See put that guy messaging yesterday told us to stop

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Speaker 9: making stuff up.

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Speaker 1: Make it up if you don't know about it.

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Speaker 5: Pretty sure they do well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you think about that that glass chopping board

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Speaker 1: you've never seen actually a TV cookie show with where

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Speaker 1: they've got that horrible clanging. We hate watching it. You

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Speaker 1: turn it off. Wouldn't you be a rating skinner? Ria?

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Speaker 1: What's the thing that makes you go? Girl?

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Speaker 9: The new phenomenon of concert major conscience, big artists doing

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Speaker 9: it used to always be on weekends, and now I'm

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Speaker 9: trying to go tame in power that only on a

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Speaker 9: Wednesday was a Sunday.

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Speaker 1: This was a Sunday where you know you're going to

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Speaker 1: be tired tomorrow, but I want to live my life.

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Speaker 9: I went to block party on a Sunday and it

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Speaker 9: was They were great, but the vibe was off because

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Speaker 9: everyone knows you're raining.

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Speaker 1: You're not bringing out Frank the Tank on a Sunday

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Speaker 1: night exactly, because must be.

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Speaker 9: Everyone was just sort of bobbing around. You're not exerting

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Speaker 9: yourself on a Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: Friend of mine went a couple of months ago. They

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Speaker 1: went to see Keith Urban and it was a Sunday

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Speaker 1: night and he comes out and it's just deadly quiet,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, all right, it sucks. I'm angry. I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize we had a Sunday night talking until last

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Speaker 1: week and I kicked off. So let's just talk about

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Speaker 1: the lef of the room. No one wants to be

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Speaker 1: in on a Sunday, but I'm here, the bandit here.

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Speaker 1: We're going to put on a show for you guys.

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Speaker 1: And then it just he was He was incredible, but

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Speaker 1: everyone was like, oh, he gets does he know as

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Speaker 1: rock stars. I don't think they have a calendar. It's

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00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:13,885
Speaker 1: all just whatever day. He knows it's Sunday. It sucks

655
00:31:13,925 --> 00:31:15,805
Speaker 1: the bats he gets us. Yes, he's going to go

656
00:31:15,805 --> 00:31:17,765
Speaker 1: and do a shift. Alex, what's it for you when

657
00:31:17,805 --> 00:31:19,005
Speaker 1: you feel like your car at the servo?

658
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,725
Speaker 10: You get back in the car, you know, I've just

659
00:31:20,805 --> 00:31:22,845
Speaker 10: I've just put some nice cheap fuel on the car.

660
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,645
Speaker 1: You get in the car, you drive down, you say cheap.

661
00:31:24,645 --> 00:31:25,205
Speaker 1: If you're at the.

662
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Speaker 5: Next servo, like one cent, Alex said, annoy, No.

663
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Speaker 10: This one was two dollars. Third end yesterday. I drive

664
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Speaker 10: in the car and it's a dollar ninety nine at

665
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Speaker 10: makes servo.

666
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my word, that adds up over you.

667
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:44,525
Speaker 1: It's about what thirteen bucks? I guess fourteen dollars every

668
00:31:44,565 --> 00:31:47,125
Speaker 1: dollar count, Yeah, says a guy with two jobs, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: two banning radio and TV exactly. Get all right? What

670
00:31:52,765 --> 00:31:54,525
Speaker 1: is it for you? What is your pet? Peeves? The

671
00:31:54,525 --> 00:31:55,765
Speaker 1: thing that makes you go grou.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

673
00:31:59,645 --> 00:32:01,885
Speaker 1: Your pet peeves ey Tuesday on the show Things will

674
00:32:01,885 --> 00:32:06,525
Speaker 1: make you goog for me yesterday? Windscreen wipers that it's

675
00:32:06,765 --> 00:32:10,285
Speaker 1: like sixteen settings? Are that one which is too slow?

676
00:32:10,605 --> 00:32:13,685
Speaker 1: Like if you need this BS one it can't be rainy?

677
00:32:13,885 --> 00:32:17,885
Speaker 1: You know that one where it's five minutes? Not number one?

678
00:32:20,445 --> 00:32:21,365
Speaker 1: This ain't new in anything.

679
00:32:21,365 --> 00:32:23,485
Speaker 7: When would you ever need Yeah, I don't.

680
00:32:23,285 --> 00:32:27,565
Speaker 1: Have this is not an option. You only need this.

681
00:32:27,765 --> 00:32:30,485
Speaker 1: It isn't raining, okay? And then that what's that one

682
00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:36,565
Speaker 1: where it's like too quick? I can't say this is hazardous,

683
00:32:36,605 --> 00:32:41,245
Speaker 1: so stressful. Just take up the sixteen even white pro settings.

684
00:32:40,765 --> 00:32:42,765
Speaker 5: Here, set them on the don't you have it on

685
00:32:42,845 --> 00:32:44,125
Speaker 5: automatic where they just come on?

686
00:32:44,845 --> 00:32:48,285
Speaker 1: I don't trust that? Really? No? How does it really?

687
00:32:48,325 --> 00:32:48,365
Speaker 6: No?

688
00:32:50,445 --> 00:32:54,565
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no, no deep fakes yeah, exactly

689
00:32:56,245 --> 00:32:59,045
Speaker 1: on the Chinese known how wet it is here in Australia,

690
00:33:00,085 --> 00:33:08,125
Speaker 1: accept the cockies. Yesterday I needed to get into my daughters.

691
00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:11,045
Speaker 1: Can't need a driver, okame mine had broken down again.

692
00:33:11,085 --> 00:33:12,885
Speaker 1: I think there's something wrong with it. It's the second time.

693
00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:15,565
Speaker 1: So I just stole my daughter's car, even though actually

694
00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,725
Speaker 1: would have mean stole it. I actually it's my car.

695
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,885
Speaker 1: It is her car, but it's my car. So I

696
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,885
Speaker 1: drove off and she called me about five minutes later.

697
00:33:23,285 --> 00:33:25,405
Speaker 1: Have you just taken my car? Went? I have, but

698
00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:27,885
Speaker 1: you don't need it right now. Anyway. I had to

699
00:33:27,885 --> 00:33:31,165
Speaker 1: call her back because suddenly I was on a freeway

700
00:33:31,165 --> 00:33:32,805
Speaker 1: and it was one hundred and trying to get the

701
00:33:33,325 --> 00:33:36,445
Speaker 1: right wiper setting, and I suddenly didn't panic pulled a lever.

702
00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:41,485
Speaker 1: Suddenly it set a limiter for thirty three k's and

703
00:33:41,525 --> 00:33:45,845
Speaker 1: I'm on a hundred right and I'm going I'm boring it.

704
00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:48,485
Speaker 1: It's like drupping miss stasy. I started to really pan

705
00:33:48,565 --> 00:33:51,685
Speaker 1: it go on my people by me angry trades and

706
00:33:51,685 --> 00:33:54,165
Speaker 1: I get it, guys, I'd be fuming right now. And

707
00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:56,045
Speaker 1: it was like four o'clock. It's that people just want

708
00:33:56,045 --> 00:33:59,165
Speaker 1: to get home and there's some dotted old get you

709
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,965
Speaker 1: know who's in the car. It would only go it's

710
00:34:00,965 --> 00:34:04,085
Speaker 1: like a reverse speed. I couldn't get it over thirty three.

711
00:34:04,725 --> 00:34:06,845
Speaker 1: So I ring there and go why do you turn

712
00:34:06,885 --> 00:34:10,325
Speaker 1: the limitter off? She's like, well, how do you turn

713
00:34:10,364 --> 00:34:12,605
Speaker 1: the limit off? I'm on the freeway.

714
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:13,685
Speaker 7: It's one hundred.

715
00:34:14,165 --> 00:34:16,085
Speaker 1: For somebody say it's only thirty. Why would you said

716
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:19,565
Speaker 1: it to thirty three? She had to talk me how

717
00:34:19,605 --> 00:34:21,325
Speaker 1: to do it. It's if I was in charge of

718
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,525
Speaker 1: your plane. She's at a traffic control at nineteen.

719
00:34:24,805 --> 00:34:25,965
Speaker 7: That is not good for the bread.

720
00:34:27,325 --> 00:34:29,844
Speaker 1: So frightened. I was very, very frightened. The other thing

721
00:34:29,845 --> 00:34:31,965
Speaker 1: that really annoys me, my giant pet peeve is people

722
00:34:31,965 --> 00:34:34,565
Speaker 1: who suddenly they get to the front of the counter

723
00:34:35,245 --> 00:34:39,364
Speaker 1: and then they start to look at the menu. Oh god,

724
00:34:39,605 --> 00:34:43,005
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure actually, oh, and I started questioning it.

725
00:34:43,805 --> 00:34:45,285
Speaker 1: Oh does this one come with you?

726
00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:45,725
Speaker 8: Yes?

727
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,885
Speaker 1: Now you had minutes to be doing that. Yes.

728
00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:51,605
Speaker 9: What do you think about people at ice cream shops

729
00:34:51,685 --> 00:34:53,525
Speaker 9: trying the ice cream before you get out?

730
00:34:53,645 --> 00:34:54,125
Speaker 7: Yeah?

731
00:34:54,445 --> 00:34:56,565
Speaker 1: Great, get out, and do you know what, walk into

732
00:34:56,565 --> 00:34:59,805
Speaker 1: the sea. Get in the sea. You're not adding to society.

733
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,925
Speaker 9: Yes, you've got to be bold enough at least have

734
00:35:02,005 --> 00:35:04,165
Speaker 9: the courage to make a decision about ice cream.

735
00:35:04,245 --> 00:35:06,045
Speaker 1: Come on, do you know who? I just want to

736
00:35:06,085 --> 00:35:09,485
Speaker 1: take a moment of the show today to thank the

737
00:35:09,685 --> 00:35:13,525
Speaker 1: unsung heroes that take photos of menus and then upload

738
00:35:13,565 --> 00:35:16,685
Speaker 1: them onto Google reviews. I've just suddenly thought about this.

739
00:35:16,765 --> 00:35:20,285
Speaker 1: I'm always grateful that someone does that. Yes, and I

740
00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:23,805
Speaker 1: appreciate because they never get thanked. There should be an

741
00:35:23,805 --> 00:35:28,685
Speaker 1: awards just like the Oscars. Yes, who are those people

742
00:35:28,685 --> 00:35:32,045
Speaker 1: that upload photos of menus? Because you know, you don't

743
00:35:32,045 --> 00:35:34,045
Speaker 1: want to go to the website and leave like Google

744
00:35:34,085 --> 00:35:36,725
Speaker 1: reviews and stuff like that. And it's never I always appreciate.

745
00:35:37,005 --> 00:35:40,125
Speaker 1: It's never a very good photo. It's always like a

746
00:35:40,165 --> 00:35:42,965
Speaker 1: slight tilt or there's a flash because it's a bit

747
00:35:43,005 --> 00:35:45,445
Speaker 1: shiny and maybe the rushing. But if you've ever done that,

748
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:46,125
Speaker 1: thank you.

749
00:35:46,205 --> 00:35:47,405
Speaker 7: It's a true selfless thing.

750
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,725
Speaker 1: You never get thanked in this life, but I'm thanking you.

751
00:35:49,805 --> 00:35:52,805
Speaker 1: There's nothing in it for The unsung heroes of societies

752
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,765
Speaker 1: are the people that actually take photos of post them

753
00:35:55,845 --> 00:35:58,925
Speaker 1: on Google of menus. If that's you, thank you. We

754
00:35:59,005 --> 00:35:59,645
Speaker 1: see your work.

755
00:36:00,485 --> 00:36:03,605
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

756
00:36:04,165 --> 00:36:07,125
Speaker 1: Christian following on from your ice cream conversation, I once

757
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,365
Speaker 1: saw a French guy come into a surf shopping manly

758
00:36:10,965 --> 00:36:13,844
Speaker 1: tray out all the tests of sunscreens and then just

759
00:36:13,885 --> 00:36:18,525
Speaker 1: walks straight back out to the beach. Who does that? Hey,

760
00:36:18,685 --> 00:36:21,205
Speaker 1: frendy non call?

761
00:36:21,925 --> 00:36:22,925
Speaker 7: Can you just get my back?

762
00:36:23,645 --> 00:36:26,605
Speaker 1: Is that right in the middle of the rongboards, Christian?

763
00:36:26,605 --> 00:36:31,365
Speaker 1: There is a free fuel app called fuel Spy topping

764
00:36:31,365 --> 00:36:33,725
Speaker 1: your postcode and it will crunch all the numbers for

765
00:36:33,805 --> 00:36:36,125
Speaker 1: you tell you the cheapest bang for buck if you're

766
00:36:36,165 --> 00:36:39,765
Speaker 1: filling up your tank. Ohy, fuel Spy, and a lot

767
00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:44,045
Speaker 1: of people are also fuel Finder, same kind of service

768
00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:45,805
Speaker 1: as well, but the most common one I'm seeing at

769
00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:47,125
Speaker 1: the moment that a lot of people are texting at

770
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:51,125
Speaker 1: the moment is fuel Spy. It's a free app and

771
00:36:51,405 --> 00:36:52,765
Speaker 1: we'll tell you where you get the most bang for

772
00:36:52,765 --> 00:36:55,085
Speaker 1: buck when you're filling up. Which is a great idea. Now,

773
00:36:55,645 --> 00:36:59,285
Speaker 1: what an exciting moment for our team and one of us,

774
00:36:59,325 --> 00:37:04,485
Speaker 1: Producer Caitlin. Today's our last show with producer Caitlin. She

775
00:37:04,525 --> 00:37:11,805
Speaker 1: gets married this weekend on Saturday, and I need your stories.

776
00:37:12,645 --> 00:37:16,045
Speaker 1: These are not wedding fowls. It's not about doom and gloom,

777
00:37:16,085 --> 00:37:18,485
Speaker 1: not at all. What I need are our stories just

778
00:37:18,525 --> 00:37:21,605
Speaker 1: to warn young excitable Caitlin ahead of the big day.

779
00:37:22,045 --> 00:37:24,405
Speaker 1: She's planning to go and do a gym workout on

780
00:37:24,445 --> 00:37:27,165
Speaker 1: the morning of her wedding, and I'm saying that in

781
00:37:27,165 --> 00:37:29,125
Speaker 1: the morning of the wedding, you just got one job.

782
00:37:29,645 --> 00:37:32,565
Speaker 1: Do all the preparations, get in the dress, get to

783
00:37:32,605 --> 00:37:36,365
Speaker 1: the venue, enjoy a great day and party about you guys.

784
00:37:37,165 --> 00:37:39,485
Speaker 1: You don't want to take any it's the risks because

785
00:37:39,685 --> 00:37:42,005
Speaker 1: like anything happen. You got a gym, one of the

786
00:37:42,045 --> 00:37:44,085
Speaker 1: big lads there drop so a dumbbell on you or

787
00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:47,125
Speaker 1: kettell on your foot, You pull a hamstring, You're not

788
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:50,725
Speaker 1: probably warned up. You could because you're all so excited.

789
00:37:50,845 --> 00:37:53,725
Speaker 1: You trip over your laces, lie out a bicep. Yes,

790
00:37:54,045 --> 00:37:57,125
Speaker 1: can tear something too easily, and then they're start drinking

791
00:37:57,125 --> 00:38:02,325
Speaker 1: at ten am. So we need wedding warning stories as

792
00:38:02,485 --> 00:38:04,445
Speaker 1: a friendly intervention.

793
00:38:04,805 --> 00:38:08,645
Speaker 9: It's an interesting way to start the day with, you know, something.

794
00:38:08,325 --> 00:38:13,645
Speaker 12: Really good for you, but also drinking strength after yees. Yeah,

795
00:38:13,645 --> 00:38:16,725
Speaker 12: I'd love to know the logical long day high emotions.

796
00:38:17,525 --> 00:38:21,565
Speaker 12: So there's already a fire, the passionate fire, Embrace of love.

797
00:38:22,205 --> 00:38:26,165
Speaker 12: Don't be pouring champagne on that too soon to get selling.

798
00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:28,525
Speaker 1: That fight could burn out of control. And at seven

799
00:38:28,565 --> 00:38:31,325
Speaker 1: o'clock you're just a weeping mess. You've got the old

800
00:38:31,925 --> 00:38:34,885
Speaker 1: cure like the musca running around your face. You know

801
00:38:34,925 --> 00:38:37,844
Speaker 1: you're Robert Smith. I love you guys with the old

802
00:38:37,845 --> 00:38:42,285
Speaker 1: prosecco books in family members faces and your boss me

803
00:38:44,005 --> 00:38:46,285
Speaker 1: a lot. It's a long day, Kate, in a long

804
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:49,285
Speaker 1: day yesterday, even talking about the speech, you're in tears

805
00:38:49,445 --> 00:38:51,885
Speaker 1: and we get it. It's a long day. My friend pays.

806
00:38:51,685 --> 00:38:54,325
Speaker 4: Yourself, it is, and I will pace myself. I'm going

807
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:58,045
Speaker 4: to take it easy. We've chosen a lower style of alcohol.

808
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:01,444
Speaker 1: Blo oh no, these are like clip clip this. I'm

809
00:39:01,445 --> 00:39:07,444
Speaker 1: playing it out. Yeah from MIDDI. I'm yet to see

810
00:39:07,525 --> 00:39:10,445
Speaker 1: MIDI champagne. What do you want to learn something blocked

811
00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:13,805
Speaker 1: the monk from the champagne regentcer or Australia where the

812
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,605
Speaker 1: mid one is in the can? Or? Can I have you?

813
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,325
Speaker 1: Do you do a goon champagne bag?

814
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:23,045
Speaker 4: No, only fancy stuff in the box for you? Yeah yeah, no,

815
00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:25,325
Speaker 4: I would never good quality.

816
00:39:26,045 --> 00:39:28,365
Speaker 6: So that will help us kind of last through the

817
00:39:28,445 --> 00:39:32,925
Speaker 6: day when it's good quality champagne doesn't give you a headache.

818
00:39:33,165 --> 00:39:36,645
Speaker 1: Who's got that? Yeah, I'm yet to experience that.

819
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,525
Speaker 4: Going to have two in the celebratory.

820
00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:41,565
Speaker 1: Yesterday it was one yesterday you told me one. Now

821
00:39:41,565 --> 00:39:44,325
Speaker 1: it's two. By Friday it's six. It's the model was

822
00:39:44,445 --> 00:39:49,085
Speaker 1: open another one. That one's gone so easy, you will

823
00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:52,645
Speaker 1: know that. Let's go with tipsy. You just go work out.

824
00:39:52,805 --> 00:39:54,125
Speaker 1: Let's have a tipsy workout.

825
00:39:56,365 --> 00:39:58,445
Speaker 4: No, we are going to work out early in the morning,

826
00:39:58,485 --> 00:40:00,645
Speaker 4: eight am. And is in our run sheet? We are

827
00:40:00,685 --> 00:40:01,845
Speaker 4: doing run sheet?

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00:40:01,885 --> 00:40:04,085
Speaker 1: What are you producing your own wedding? You've got a

829
00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:07,125
Speaker 1: better run sheet than the one you give me. Bs

830
00:40:07,165 --> 00:40:09,085
Speaker 1: about the show, none of it up.

831
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:11,885
Speaker 6: It even has the night before, the dinner we're having,

832
00:40:12,085 --> 00:40:13,925
Speaker 6: where it is which.

833
00:40:13,805 --> 00:40:15,925
Speaker 1: Rooster you go into?

834
00:40:16,525 --> 00:40:18,884
Speaker 6: And then the morning, what we're eating, what time we're

835
00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:21,685
Speaker 6: going to the gym, what's the free gym meal.

836
00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:22,045
Speaker 4: That we're having.

837
00:40:22,205 --> 00:40:24,285
Speaker 1: Hurry IV and just get kids and have a normal life.

838
00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:25,325
Speaker 1: It's too optimized.

839
00:40:26,205 --> 00:40:28,045
Speaker 6: It is the biggest day of our lives, so we

840
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,645
Speaker 6: want to ensure that we all sorted.

841
00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:33,045
Speaker 1: Yeah, please save it all. It goes so quickly. Mac

842
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:37,005
Speaker 1: enjoy or it's an amazing day. So we need wedding

843
00:40:37,205 --> 00:40:42,765
Speaker 1: warning stories because things and that's me touching wood listener.

844
00:40:45,045 --> 00:40:47,445
Speaker 1: Hopefully nothing is going to go wrong on your day,

845
00:40:47,485 --> 00:40:52,404
Speaker 1: which is where you stay indoors. If anything, stay under,

846
00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:55,725
Speaker 1: get under the bed, get under the bed. For all

847
00:40:55,725 --> 00:40:59,525
Speaker 1: we know, Old Trump, you might stop bombing Carlton, you know,

848
00:40:59,765 --> 00:41:02,565
Speaker 1: stay under the bed, get changed, under the bed, rolled

849
00:41:02,565 --> 00:41:04,924
Speaker 1: out from under the bed, get in the car, meet

850
00:41:04,925 --> 00:41:07,645
Speaker 1: your old man, sign your vows and all that you're married.

851
00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:12,045
Speaker 1: Job done, jump done, don't don't roll the dice. Don't

852
00:41:14,165 --> 00:41:16,245
Speaker 1: many more years are you to go and do? Workout?

853
00:41:16,245 --> 00:41:20,485
Speaker 1: Am on a Saturday parting that day? Wedding warnings and

854
00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:23,205
Speaker 1: these are warnings. It's not doom and glue. It's warnings.

855
00:41:23,205 --> 00:41:26,045
Speaker 1: It's a friendly intervention. So we need your stories. Now,

856
00:41:26,085 --> 00:41:30,125
Speaker 1: look what am I asking for? These our wedding fell stories.

857
00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:33,885
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, but these are wedding warning stories as well.

858
00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:37,085
Speaker 1: It's the hot it's the champagne glass half full of empty?

859
00:41:37,525 --> 00:41:39,365
Speaker 1: Or is it just been dropped on your foot and

860
00:41:39,485 --> 00:41:41,325
Speaker 1: he now needs to go to an emergency department to

861
00:41:41,405 --> 00:41:43,765
Speaker 1: need stitches? Perhaps, have you got a wedding warning story?

862
00:41:43,845 --> 00:41:47,685
Speaker 8: Yes, I am from the bush from country Victoria and

863
00:41:47,845 --> 00:41:49,004
Speaker 8: one of my cousins got married.

864
00:41:49,765 --> 00:41:53,365
Speaker 1: Every day we pay a heavy price, don't we and radio.

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00:41:53,165 --> 00:41:54,645
Speaker 5: Listening and you will with it.

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00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:58,645
Speaker 8: No, she had her reception at the local hall, you know,

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00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,165
Speaker 8: well just about it was.

868
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Speaker 5: It was pretty basic. But anyway, all my aunts.

869
00:42:03,045 --> 00:42:04,884
Speaker 1: Everyone got a complimentary technic shop.

870
00:42:06,645 --> 00:42:09,045
Speaker 5: All my aunts did the catering. They're amazing cooks.

871
00:42:09,045 --> 00:42:14,444
Speaker 8: And in there was this big one thing spam fret mom,

872
00:42:14,485 --> 00:42:16,884
Speaker 8: big dresser in the middle of the room with all

873
00:42:16,965 --> 00:42:20,645
Speaker 8: their beautiful crockery, you know, all their china and crystal

874
00:42:20,685 --> 00:42:22,725
Speaker 8: that brought out all the good stuff. Only one of

875
00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:25,845
Speaker 8: the legs suddenly collapsed on the trestle.

876
00:42:26,165 --> 00:42:28,884
Speaker 1: I thought meant from one of the answers. We all

877
00:42:28,925 --> 00:42:31,365
Speaker 1: know a family member that when their legs gives water in.

878
00:42:31,365 --> 00:42:34,485
Speaker 8: The night, and all the food just slid down theres

879
00:42:35,205 --> 00:42:36,605
Speaker 8: onto the floor.

880
00:42:37,645 --> 00:42:40,365
Speaker 5: Fruit salad with your ham salad, with.

881
00:42:40,965 --> 00:42:45,165
Speaker 1: The ham salad. But come one hamming fruit salad.

882
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:49,805
Speaker 7: Mixed. They might have done your favorite exactly.

883
00:42:49,965 --> 00:42:53,125
Speaker 1: I reckon someone took that on purpose. Why is that, uncle,

884
00:42:53,165 --> 00:42:55,325
Speaker 1: they're soaring one of the legs. You saw nothing.

885
00:42:55,685 --> 00:42:57,045
Speaker 5: It was disastrous.

886
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,645
Speaker 8: And my uncle, who was the bride's father, had to

887
00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:03,285
Speaker 8: go and do a KFC run because.

888
00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:06,285
Speaker 1: There's no But I don't think everyone's there was no food.

889
00:43:06,325 --> 00:43:08,445
Speaker 1: I don't learn some monkey judging non a food. You

890
00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:11,085
Speaker 1: don't know what hygiene level. Well, you've got glass chopping

891
00:43:11,085 --> 00:43:11,565
Speaker 1: board on it.

892
00:43:12,405 --> 00:43:14,605
Speaker 5: So he came back with all these buggers the chicken.

893
00:43:16,165 --> 00:43:16,765
Speaker 13: Very class.

894
00:43:16,765 --> 00:43:19,165
Speaker 1: That's what we should be doing Saturday. Save their money,

895
00:43:19,285 --> 00:43:22,325
Speaker 1: all right. Wedding warning stories, What bad thing happened on

896
00:43:22,365 --> 00:43:22,884
Speaker 1: the good day?

897
00:43:23,725 --> 00:43:26,965
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

898
00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:31,205
Speaker 1: I'm looking for your wedding warning stories participated leaves our

899
00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:34,325
Speaker 1: show today. She's getting married this weekend. Punish she needs

900
00:43:34,325 --> 00:43:38,645
Speaker 1: three days to sleep in. It's just that generation, you know,

901
00:43:38,685 --> 00:43:39,925
Speaker 1: you're just like, yeah, whatever.

902
00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:40,884
Speaker 7: Don't forget the week after.

903
00:43:41,245 --> 00:43:46,605
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, carry on the sleeping Christian wedding warning story.

904
00:43:46,605 --> 00:43:48,205
Speaker 1: In the morning. My wedding, I wanted to get rid

905
00:43:48,205 --> 00:43:51,565
Speaker 1: of nervous energy. I went mountain biking in the Blue Mountains.

906
00:43:51,605 --> 00:43:55,965
Speaker 1: I've been there. It's just like, that's extreme. That is extreme.

907
00:43:56,845 --> 00:44:00,245
Speaker 1: Guess what happened? He went over the handlebars on his

908
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,725
Speaker 1: wedding day. There was no wedding for him. He was

909
00:44:02,725 --> 00:44:09,325
Speaker 1: an emergency. Oh Christian, I was bored out with my brain.

910
00:44:09,565 --> 00:44:13,165
Speaker 1: On my wedding day. Ceremony was at three pm, drags

911
00:44:13,165 --> 00:44:16,365
Speaker 1: in the morning, everyone else getting their head unorganizing wedding cars.

912
00:44:16,565 --> 00:44:18,565
Speaker 1: I was stuck at home waiting for my hand test

913
00:44:18,645 --> 00:44:20,525
Speaker 1: to turn out. When she did, my mum wrote to her

914
00:44:20,485 --> 00:44:23,125
Speaker 1: and to do my younger sister first hair before mine.

915
00:44:23,165 --> 00:44:24,965
Speaker 1: So ended up being an hour eight to the ceremony.

916
00:44:25,165 --> 00:44:27,844
Speaker 1: My husband thought I had changed my mind and left

917
00:44:27,885 --> 00:44:31,844
Speaker 1: them standing at the altar for an hour. Of course

918
00:44:31,845 --> 00:44:34,005
Speaker 1: she's going to just presume and not think that everyone

919
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,885
Speaker 1: would have done. Everyone has started leaving. How long do

920
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:37,405
Speaker 1: you wait?

921
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,205
Speaker 7: Yeah, half an hour.

922
00:44:39,245 --> 00:44:40,605
Speaker 1: I am done after ten minutes.

923
00:44:41,965 --> 00:44:42,645
Speaker 7: Just start going.

924
00:44:42,965 --> 00:44:46,165
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. All right, So your wedding warning story

925
00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,485
Speaker 1: is Steve, good morning.

926
00:44:48,245 --> 00:44:49,525
Speaker 13: Good morning everybody.

927
00:44:49,725 --> 00:44:49,964
Speaker 1: Morning.

928
00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:54,085
Speaker 13: Congratulations to Kaitlin. One thing you've just got to remember,

929
00:44:54,205 --> 00:44:57,444
Speaker 13: particularly for the ladies. I know, it's all a great

930
00:44:57,485 --> 00:44:59,885
Speaker 13: fun time. And have a couple of champagne, which is awesome,

931
00:44:59,885 --> 00:45:02,725
Speaker 13: and you've got your breakfast planing that you must eat

932
00:45:02,805 --> 00:45:03,565
Speaker 13: throughout the day.

933
00:45:04,045 --> 00:45:04,525
Speaker 1: The ladies.

934
00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:08,364
Speaker 13: There's particularly the ladies. Otherwise two glasses of champagne will.

935
00:45:08,245 --> 00:45:10,404
Speaker 1: Feel like ladies, classic ladies.

936
00:45:10,685 --> 00:45:14,765
Speaker 13: And like my daughter's wedding after two glasses of champagne.

937
00:45:14,765 --> 00:45:17,925
Speaker 13: She's a lady. She had a couple of glasses champagne

938
00:45:17,925 --> 00:45:19,364
Speaker 13: with all the rest of them, and they almost get

939
00:45:19,405 --> 00:45:21,365
Speaker 13: a hangover because I haven't eaten. We had to do

940
00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:26,125
Speaker 13: a drive through run for maccas to get over them up.

941
00:45:28,165 --> 00:45:31,245
Speaker 1: I know that kissing your Brian West of a nugget

942
00:45:31,245 --> 00:45:31,805
Speaker 1: coming through.

943
00:45:33,725 --> 00:45:35,085
Speaker 13: It was just one of those seeds.

944
00:45:35,205 --> 00:45:41,165
Speaker 1: Just remember to eat, ladies. Ladies, one glass of champagne.

945
00:45:41,165 --> 00:45:44,045
Speaker 1: He's going to five to a man. You know. Please

946
00:45:44,245 --> 00:45:47,444
Speaker 1: know the ratio, ladies, if you're listening right now, are

947
00:45:47,605 --> 00:45:49,245
Speaker 1: just everything because you're a lady.

948
00:45:49,845 --> 00:45:53,005
Speaker 7: He obviously hasn't met Pats with that ratio.

949
00:45:53,485 --> 00:45:55,485
Speaker 1: What are you saying she drinks a lot of champagne.

950
00:45:55,685 --> 00:45:56,925
Speaker 5: I do have a good constitution.

951
00:45:57,085 --> 00:45:58,725
Speaker 1: Yes, you've got constipation.

952
00:45:59,045 --> 00:46:00,485
Speaker 5: I've got a good institution.

953
00:46:00,805 --> 00:46:03,445
Speaker 1: Issues off the microphone.

954
00:46:02,805 --> 00:46:05,445
Speaker 8: And Caitlin go like wine then a water. I was

955
00:46:05,565 --> 00:46:08,165
Speaker 8: very dehydrated on my wedding day. I didn't drink enough water.

956
00:46:08,845 --> 00:46:10,805
Speaker 8: It's just like, yeah, no drink it.

957
00:46:10,765 --> 00:46:13,165
Speaker 1: Feels like the press release from it between Jones hadn't

958
00:46:13,165 --> 00:46:17,125
Speaker 1: had enough water. What's the other side of that? What

959
00:46:17,205 --> 00:46:25,405
Speaker 1: had she had too much? For every reaction, every reaction, Eileen,

960
00:46:25,445 --> 00:46:27,445
Speaker 1: you got a wedding warning story for us.

961
00:46:27,925 --> 00:46:31,444
Speaker 14: I certainly do be careful who you book your transport through.

962
00:46:31,565 --> 00:46:33,165
Speaker 14: My limousine never showed up?

963
00:46:33,765 --> 00:46:35,085
Speaker 1: Oh no, what do you mean?

964
00:46:35,885 --> 00:46:39,605
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, well I booked it through like just online

965
00:46:39,685 --> 00:46:41,445
Speaker 14: and it was one hundred and fifty dollars a post

966
00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:43,924
Speaker 14: and you paid the rest on arrival and they never

967
00:46:43,965 --> 00:46:44,445
Speaker 14: showed up.

968
00:46:45,085 --> 00:46:47,364
Speaker 1: Oh my, so what happened? How did you get there?

969
00:46:48,325 --> 00:46:50,605
Speaker 14: So my niece who was on her peas had to

970
00:46:50,605 --> 00:46:51,245
Speaker 14: come back.

971
00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:51,965
Speaker 15: From the ceremony.

972
00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:54,325
Speaker 14: They were all waiting and had her and her partner

973
00:46:54,405 --> 00:46:57,045
Speaker 14: had to come back in two cars and in a

974
00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:59,884
Speaker 14: Mazda and a miss and Patrol and we all had.

975
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,885
Speaker 1: Classy. That is so funny.

976
00:47:04,045 --> 00:47:07,364
Speaker 14: The ironic thing was probably about an hour before that,

977
00:47:07,485 --> 00:47:09,845
Speaker 14: I had actually said we had one car at home,

978
00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:13,445
Speaker 14: which was a little clear rio, and I actually laughed

979
00:47:13,445 --> 00:47:16,605
Speaker 14: and said, imagine if the transport didn't show up, we'd all.

980
00:47:19,885 --> 00:47:23,445
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, incredible, great story. I mean, thank you very

981
00:47:23,525 --> 00:47:27,165
Speaker 1: much to call on the show now, Pittus Kate, and

982
00:47:27,165 --> 00:47:29,725
Speaker 1: I've actually got you a gift. I brought this last

983
00:47:29,725 --> 00:47:32,205
Speaker 1: week when I heard there was rumors of having a

984
00:47:32,205 --> 00:47:34,645
Speaker 1: glass of Bubbly on the big day. I bought it

985
00:47:34,725 --> 00:47:36,605
Speaker 1: last week and I took it into our meet room

986
00:47:36,685 --> 00:47:38,844
Speaker 1: and hit it because I was worried that a disconuntled

987
00:47:38,845 --> 00:47:41,445
Speaker 1: team member of which all of you are, might steal

988
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:46,125
Speaker 1: from from me. And I'll tell you all morning where

989
00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,725
Speaker 1: have I hidden it? It was behind the couch. I've

990
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,645
Speaker 1: now just found it, but I forgot the wedding bag,

991
00:47:50,805 --> 00:47:52,485
Speaker 1: so all I can find is one of those office

992
00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,525
Speaker 1: mininner envelopes. Oh no, My message on here is Kitan.

993
00:47:55,565 --> 00:47:59,165
Speaker 1: Please consume slowly. Thanks all of your guests, Rio if

994
00:47:59,165 --> 00:48:00,925
Speaker 1: you could take that to Kate and please that is

995
00:48:00,925 --> 00:48:03,725
Speaker 1: your first wedding gift from me to you.

996
00:48:03,805 --> 00:48:05,445
Speaker 4: Enjoy your big day.

997
00:48:05,485 --> 00:48:07,285
Speaker 1: And if you're going to have a glass champagne, have

998
00:48:07,365 --> 00:48:08,805
Speaker 1: a decent one.

999
00:48:08,725 --> 00:48:10,765
Speaker 4: It now like as he loves to fish the show.

1000
00:48:11,205 --> 00:48:13,725
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, that's a Saturday morning. Okay,

1001
00:48:13,885 --> 00:48:15,485
Speaker 1: what ballunchin.

1002
00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:17,364
Speaker 2: Much?

1003
00:48:18,325 --> 00:48:19,884
Speaker 1: You weren't meant to read it out on air.

1004
00:48:20,445 --> 00:48:22,605
Speaker 5: This is Saty.

1005
00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:27,205
Speaker 1: You're a fancy lady. Okay, please drink it slowly. I

1006
00:48:27,285 --> 00:48:30,165
Speaker 1: shall all right enjoy your special day. You deserve it.

1007
00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:34,525
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, All right.

1008
00:48:34,565 --> 00:48:37,444
Speaker 1: Yesterday I was talking about this incredible story that one

1009
00:48:37,445 --> 00:48:39,125
Speaker 1: of you told me. Over the weekend, I met an

1010
00:48:39,165 --> 00:48:42,325
Speaker 1: American listener to the show, Dennis with one n told

1011
00:48:42,365 --> 00:48:44,805
Speaker 1: me a wild story. At the end of it said

1012
00:48:44,845 --> 00:48:46,685
Speaker 1: Christian whouldn't make it up. And it was one of

1013
00:48:46,725 --> 00:48:49,485
Speaker 1: those stories. It was a true story of a very

1014
00:48:49,565 --> 00:48:52,605
Speaker 1: quiet suburb in Los Angeles. A one day, nine year

1015
00:48:52,605 --> 00:48:54,045
Speaker 1: old girl was on the school bus. She's on a

1016
00:48:54,085 --> 00:48:57,605
Speaker 1: school run. She looks outside the window. She sees a

1017
00:48:57,645 --> 00:49:01,325
Speaker 1: tiger licking, an actual tiger licking its paws behind the

1018
00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:05,125
Speaker 1: Target store. Incredible on there a dad who happened to

1019
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,325
Speaker 1: be a game warden didn't believe her, thought it was

1020
00:49:07,325 --> 00:49:10,165
Speaker 1: obviously a very fertile aagination as daughter. But then it

1021
00:49:10,205 --> 00:49:13,445
Speaker 1: turns out there really was an escaped tiger. In LA

1022
00:49:13,525 --> 00:49:15,645
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of very crazy rich people. We've

1023
00:49:15,645 --> 00:49:17,325
Speaker 1: got a lot of actors and producers and stuff like this.

1024
00:49:17,805 --> 00:49:20,565
Speaker 1: They have these private zoos. It's okay to have a

1025
00:49:20,565 --> 00:49:23,805
Speaker 1: private zoo, and sometimes they're not very well run. And

1026
00:49:23,845 --> 00:49:26,085
Speaker 1: someone just hadn't shut the tiger in. It just wandered off.

1027
00:49:26,365 --> 00:49:28,205
Speaker 1: We've all been went down to Target in the South.

1028
00:49:29,765 --> 00:49:32,245
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm now on a search. That's a great

1029
00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:35,565
Speaker 1: story in America. There must be an amazing wild story

1030
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:39,085
Speaker 1: we can find this week right here in Australia. We're

1031
00:49:39,085 --> 00:49:41,404
Speaker 1: calling it. You couldn't make it up, the best most

1032
00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,884
Speaker 1: wild story we get from one of you this week.

1033
00:49:43,925 --> 00:49:46,125
Speaker 1: By the end of the week, wherever you are listen

1034
00:49:46,165 --> 00:49:48,045
Speaker 1: to the show to combant on the show, we will

1035
00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:50,845
Speaker 1: fly you here and I'll take you out for lunch.

1036
00:49:50,845 --> 00:49:52,445
Speaker 1: You can hang out on the show, do the show

1037
00:49:52,485 --> 00:49:54,924
Speaker 1: with us, meet the whole team. But I really want

1038
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:57,205
Speaker 1: to meet you whoever has got the story. Now, a

1039
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,605
Speaker 1: lot of stories have come in the last twenty four hours.

1040
00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:02,445
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a story that involves an animal.

1041
00:50:02,845 --> 00:50:05,125
Speaker 1: I'm being overwhelmed at the moment with stories that involve

1042
00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:07,884
Speaker 1: an animal because you heard the tiger story. Just any

1043
00:50:07,965 --> 00:50:12,325
Speaker 1: story it's not related to animals, Okay, there's some. Jane

1044
00:50:12,365 --> 00:50:14,725
Speaker 1: Krishna was sitting on my dinner table having dinner, and

1045
00:50:14,725 --> 00:50:16,645
Speaker 1: all of a sudden I had a commotion outside the bankyard,

1046
00:50:16,765 --> 00:50:18,725
Speaker 1: looked up and saw an eagle land of killer rabbit.

1047
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:21,924
Speaker 1: That isn't going to win it. This is good, though,

1048
00:50:21,965 --> 00:50:23,925
Speaker 1: wrong Win Christian. This is a real life You couldn't

1049
00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:26,445
Speaker 1: make it up story. I'm a retired cop, but I

1050
00:50:26,525 --> 00:50:29,125
Speaker 1: tended a job where the head chef in a kitchen

1051
00:50:29,245 --> 00:50:32,805
Speaker 1: just dropped dead cutting up lobsters for the one hundred

1052
00:50:32,845 --> 00:50:37,485
Speaker 1: and eighty wedding guests that were about to arrive. He

1053
00:50:37,565 --> 00:50:39,484
Speaker 1: was dead on the kitchen floor, with the other chef

1054
00:50:39,525 --> 00:50:45,925
Speaker 1: still working around him plating up seafood. This mind you,

1055
00:50:45,965 --> 00:50:47,725
Speaker 1: sue the boss if I if I hit the deck,

1056
00:50:48,485 --> 00:50:51,404
Speaker 1: someone else would just replace me while I'm still here,

1057
00:50:51,485 --> 00:51:02,925
Speaker 1: probably for a couple of days, Ai voice, Probably a

1058
00:51:02,925 --> 00:51:05,325
Speaker 1: plan for this right now, chilling. I was working with

1059
00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:07,924
Speaker 1: a young female constable with three weeks into job where

1060
00:51:07,925 --> 00:51:10,885
Speaker 1: we had to drag got one hundred and twenty kilo

1061
00:51:11,005 --> 00:51:14,405
Speaker 1: dead chef out the kitchen into the boardroom before one

1062
00:51:14,445 --> 00:51:18,925
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty wedding guests arrive. Come on, This is

1063
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:23,165
Speaker 1: like a dark comedy scene, isn't it? Funeral? Actually Fell

1064
00:51:23,365 --> 00:51:25,125
Speaker 1: was trying to drag him through the dining room and

1065
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,325
Speaker 1: fell on top of him at one point, and all

1066
00:51:27,365 --> 00:51:30,924
Speaker 1: I could do was laugh. Somehow we got him into

1067
00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:33,045
Speaker 1: the boardroom and down a goods lift before the wedding

1068
00:51:33,045 --> 00:51:37,205
Speaker 1: guests arrived. Come on, Come on, Oh.

1069
00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:41,805
Speaker 9: Nohing sacred, no no, and you count till the wedding either.

1070
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:44,685
Speaker 1: No, no, no ye. Funny story, funny story just happened.

1071
00:51:44,725 --> 00:51:49,125
Speaker 1: You couldn't make it up? Is this thing on? Brenton? Christian?

1072
00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:51,884
Speaker 1: I heard your story about the line next door, Line

1073
00:51:51,965 --> 00:51:55,485
Speaker 1: next door. The story is about a family. My partner

1074
00:51:55,485 --> 00:51:58,525
Speaker 1: was dating someone. His parents had a baby chimpanzee living

1075
00:51:58,525 --> 00:52:01,405
Speaker 1: in the house. They were professors and they were writing

1076
00:52:01,445 --> 00:52:04,565
Speaker 1: a paper about chimpanzees being brought up as a child

1077
00:52:04,645 --> 00:52:10,165
Speaker 1: in a family of humans. That's I'm not sure about this.

1078
00:52:10,925 --> 00:52:17,205
Speaker 1: What kind of Australian research fellowships that raising a chim

1079
00:52:17,365 --> 00:52:22,925
Speaker 1: so her boyfriend became chimp boy? Okay, that's the story.

1080
00:52:24,525 --> 00:52:25,565
Speaker 1: You ain't being flown too.

1081
00:52:26,245 --> 00:52:27,205
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.

1082
00:52:27,365 --> 00:52:31,285
Speaker 1: This is enough. And then look, I don't even what

1083
00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:32,844
Speaker 1: to do with this story, you know, the one I'm

1084
00:52:32,885 --> 00:52:33,404
Speaker 1: talking about.

1085
00:52:33,485 --> 00:52:34,125
Speaker 7: I'm scared.

1086
00:52:34,645 --> 00:52:35,685
Speaker 1: Should I read down?

1087
00:52:36,205 --> 00:52:36,605
Speaker 7: Come on?

1088
00:52:36,765 --> 00:52:39,325
Speaker 1: This story ends with sadly someone losing their life to.

1089
00:52:39,325 --> 00:52:41,765
Speaker 7: Crocodile and we don't think that's funny.

1090
00:52:41,845 --> 00:52:44,805
Speaker 1: That's not funny. It's not funny, but it's an incredible story.

1091
00:52:44,845 --> 00:52:47,725
Speaker 1: It is an incredible story. If I lose my life

1092
00:52:47,725 --> 00:52:51,525
Speaker 1: to a crocodile, tell about story. Okay, you have my permission,

1093
00:52:51,605 --> 00:52:54,725
Speaker 1: Thank you, Christian. I was meant to getting married. My

1094
00:52:54,765 --> 00:52:57,965
Speaker 1: fiance didn't turn up. Sorry to hear that this is

1095
00:52:58,085 --> 00:53:00,965
Speaker 1: now quite a few years ago. Peter's okay. Now we'd

1096
00:53:01,005 --> 00:53:05,685
Speaker 1: already paid for everything, including the photographer keyword here. The

1097
00:53:05,725 --> 00:53:08,765
Speaker 1: photographer also no longer around. You probably put the piece

1098
00:53:08,765 --> 00:53:12,805
Speaker 1: of story together. They promised to do family photos anyway

1099
00:53:12,925 --> 00:53:16,605
Speaker 1: whilst the guests were there. You've really got to fake

1100
00:53:16,645 --> 00:53:19,765
Speaker 1: it to make it a photo where the pork groom

1101
00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:22,925
Speaker 1: has been stood up. But oh paid for this. I say,

1102
00:53:22,965 --> 00:53:24,485
Speaker 1: we just go outside in the sunshine bit of a

1103
00:53:24,565 --> 00:53:26,685
Speaker 1: day like this, let's not waste it. Take some happy

1104
00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:27,525
Speaker 1: family snaps.

1105
00:53:27,525 --> 00:53:30,085
Speaker 9: Big smiles, everyone, big smile, Maybe not the groom.

1106
00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:33,765
Speaker 1: You sit this one out, mate. This incredible what happens

1107
00:53:33,765 --> 00:53:37,924
Speaker 1: in real life, isn't it. The first delay was a

1108
00:53:37,925 --> 00:53:40,805
Speaker 1: photographer then went on holiday to Darwin and said when

1109
00:53:40,805 --> 00:53:43,885
Speaker 1: they got back, they'd send these family photos anyway, Sandy,

1110
00:53:44,045 --> 00:53:46,325
Speaker 1: they lost their life to crocodile. They never came back

1111
00:53:46,325 --> 00:53:50,485
Speaker 1: from Darwin, Christian and I never got the photos. Yeah,

1112
00:53:50,485 --> 00:53:51,925
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you can turn up to

1113
00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:55,004
Speaker 1: the wake and go, hey, is there any like Hard

1114
00:53:55,125 --> 00:54:01,205
Speaker 1: Drive did they leave a laptop a sad day, you know,

1115
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:03,925
Speaker 1: you know, and to pay more respects, but also just

1116
00:54:03,965 --> 00:54:07,925
Speaker 1: get my photos. You couldn't make it up? What's your story?

1117
00:54:08,765 --> 00:54:12,005
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1118
00:54:12,525 --> 00:54:14,884
Speaker 1: Got an email here. We're looking for incredible stories this week.

1119
00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:17,844
Speaker 1: You couldn't make it up, Christian. Many years ago, I

1120
00:54:17,885 --> 00:54:19,884
Speaker 1: was a kindergarten teacher. One day when the kids brought

1121
00:54:19,885 --> 00:54:23,004
Speaker 1: in a big Lego pirate ship for show and tell.

1122
00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:26,405
Speaker 1: This was a big ticket item. Everything was fascinated, so

1123
00:54:26,565 --> 00:54:29,205
Speaker 1: we really paid it up, using our best pirate voices,

1124
00:54:29,445 --> 00:54:32,125
Speaker 1: improving some stories. I was talking about talking about the

1125
00:54:32,165 --> 00:54:35,445
Speaker 1: little Lego plank and started planting about a little mini

1126
00:54:35,445 --> 00:54:38,285
Speaker 1: figure walking the plank and getting eaten by shots. At

1127
00:54:38,285 --> 00:54:41,125
Speaker 1: this point, one the mom's present ran out of the

1128
00:54:41,205 --> 00:54:44,885
Speaker 1: room sobbing. Hang and I'm just gonna I'm not reading

1129
00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:49,484
Speaker 1: out the next two nights. What why would you send

1130
00:54:49,525 --> 00:54:52,685
Speaker 1: that to us? Like, I know, yeah, we know where

1131
00:54:52,685 --> 00:54:55,325
Speaker 1: it's going. All right, let's go to a caller right now.

1132
00:54:55,725 --> 00:54:58,045
Speaker 1: This slimp goes Donna.

1133
00:54:58,165 --> 00:55:01,045
Speaker 15: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good.

1134
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,165
Speaker 1: Morning, Donna. Welcome to the show. Now, what is your

1135
00:55:03,165 --> 00:55:05,645
Speaker 1: incredible story for us? You couldn't make it up.

1136
00:55:05,685 --> 00:55:10,085
Speaker 15: Don My late father got his soul. He was in

1137
00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:14,605
Speaker 15: his early nineties and he ran over himself in his

1138
00:55:14,765 --> 00:55:17,845
Speaker 15: own car while my mother was sitting in the passenger

1139
00:55:17,925 --> 00:55:36,765
Speaker 15: beat well his needed He got out to ask somebody

1140
00:55:36,845 --> 00:55:39,445
Speaker 15: to move so he could park it where he wanted

1141
00:55:39,485 --> 00:55:44,285
Speaker 15: to park it at the shopping center. He realized after

1142
00:55:44,325 --> 00:55:46,485
Speaker 15: he got out that the car was still in gear

1143
00:55:47,205 --> 00:55:52,205
Speaker 15: and tried to stop it himself. Ran over. His foot

1144
00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:55,285
Speaker 15: fell to the ground. People were yelling out to my

1145
00:55:55,445 --> 00:55:58,444
Speaker 15: mum to pull on the handbrake. She was screaming back,

1146
00:55:58,485 --> 00:55:59,125
Speaker 15: I don't know.

1147
00:55:59,045 --> 00:55:59,765
Speaker 3: Where it is.

1148
00:56:01,205 --> 00:56:10,525
Speaker 2: Knew they drove themselves home. She rang my sister to

1149
00:56:10,525 --> 00:56:15,325
Speaker 2: say he drove himself home. They rang my sister to say,

1150
00:56:15,445 --> 00:56:18,205
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry we couldn't get the chickens for Christmas

1151
00:56:18,325 --> 00:56:21,725
Speaker 2: Day because Dad just ran over himself with the car.

1152
00:56:23,525 --> 00:56:27,645
Speaker 15: My sister raced over there to see what was happening.

1153
00:56:27,725 --> 00:56:31,005
Speaker 15: My mother already had his pants off and washing them

1154
00:56:31,005 --> 00:56:34,765
Speaker 15: in the laundry since because they had black tie marker

1155
00:56:34,325 --> 00:56:42,525
Speaker 15: or when they took him. My sister took him to

1156
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:45,845
Speaker 15: the doctor. They X rayed him. Not one broken bone,

1157
00:56:46,005 --> 00:56:47,765
Speaker 15: not a mark, not a scratch.

1158
00:56:48,765 --> 00:56:49,325
Speaker 1: His head.

1159
00:56:50,245 --> 00:56:53,005
Speaker 7: There's no brain in it.

1160
00:56:53,005 --> 00:56:59,845
Speaker 1: It's just twitty birds and rainbows. Wow, weething, Okay, everything

1161
00:56:59,965 --> 00:57:03,365
Speaker 1: was fine. What a great story, though, Donna, this is

1162
00:57:03,485 --> 00:57:06,725
Speaker 1: exactly the kind of because you actually couldn't make it up.

1163
00:57:07,285 --> 00:57:10,165
Speaker 1: Couldn't make it up, us can say you've run over yourself.

1164
00:57:10,205 --> 00:57:13,404
Speaker 1: It's impressive. None of us ever get to say that.

1165
00:57:13,845 --> 00:57:17,085
Speaker 1: Don a brilliant story. You are the contender at the moment.

1166
00:57:17,165 --> 00:57:21,925
Speaker 1: Well done. Ah, thank you, She's in pole position. Not

1167
00:57:22,085 --> 00:57:25,485
Speaker 1: that pirate story. Let's just forget it, Kareem, don't email that.

1168
00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:28,405
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show.

1169
00:57:28,325 --> 00:57:32,845
Speaker 1: Podcast, Christian the lady who's dad run over himself? I've

1170
00:57:32,885 --> 00:57:36,685
Speaker 1: done that to myself. Wait this more of you. Janel

1171
00:57:36,725 --> 00:57:40,605
Speaker 1: Berner pulled into my driveways, stopped at my letterbox as

1172
00:57:40,605 --> 00:57:43,645
Speaker 1: so mail in the box, hadn't left it in part,

1173
00:57:43,685 --> 00:57:46,445
Speaker 1: hadn't put the handbrake on. Also run over my foot.

1174
00:57:47,085 --> 00:57:49,565
Speaker 1: It's a car roll back taking me out.

1175
00:57:50,725 --> 00:57:52,845
Speaker 7: Well, at least they're only a danger to themselves.

1176
00:57:55,965 --> 00:57:58,325
Speaker 1: All right to down the time waster for grabs again.

1177
00:57:58,405 --> 00:58:01,525
Speaker 1: You and three mates off too, gold class. That's the

1178
00:58:01,525 --> 00:58:07,165
Speaker 1: best in show today for your time wasters. Today's time wasters.

1179
00:58:07,165 --> 00:58:11,725
Speaker 1: We're looking for your music. Cool meals songs as foods.

1180
00:58:11,965 --> 00:58:18,925
Speaker 1: What is on the menu? Raspberry parfeber a silver. It's

1181
00:58:18,925 --> 00:58:23,805
Speaker 1: a prince theme, wouldn't it be rice? Gold, red basket case.

1182
00:58:24,525 --> 00:58:28,805
Speaker 1: That's gold, Sweet, Peas of mine silver. I bet you

1183
00:58:28,885 --> 00:58:29,605
Speaker 1: like peas pets.

1184
00:58:29,725 --> 00:58:32,005
Speaker 8: I don't mind it, especially with its if it's a

1185
00:58:32,005 --> 00:58:33,725
Speaker 8: bit of you know, with a bit of gravy and

1186
00:58:33,765 --> 00:58:36,365
Speaker 8: you're having like a roast chicken, and you can all into.

1187
00:58:36,205 --> 00:58:41,005
Speaker 9: Kid what you do for kids, vegetables, that's what you do.

1188
00:58:43,165 --> 00:58:44,805
Speaker 1: Rick Assie is a little bit stingy if you come

1189
00:58:44,805 --> 00:58:48,125
Speaker 1: around for a late night evening meal. Never going to

1190
00:58:48,205 --> 00:58:50,525
Speaker 1: give you sup. He's never going to give you sup supper.

1191
00:58:51,205 --> 00:58:53,085
Speaker 1: He's never going to give you supper. Don't go maunder

1192
00:58:53,085 --> 00:58:56,085
Speaker 1: Assi's place. Silver plus Phil Connins, you can't curry love

1193
00:58:56,325 --> 00:59:00,885
Speaker 1: oh gold, just another little pizza, My hearts Silver and

1194
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:06,685
Speaker 1: sex Bon Alaska plus Tom Jones is serving up good

1195
00:59:06,965 --> 00:59:12,565
Speaker 1: pleasurely to like just on toast sex bomb Alaska. Real.

1196
00:59:12,645 --> 00:59:15,765
Speaker 9: What have you got at the Greek tavern? Yeah, they're

1197
00:59:15,765 --> 00:59:17,325
Speaker 9: saying thank you for the mussaka.

1198
00:59:17,565 --> 00:59:19,165
Speaker 1: Oh very good. I like it.

1199
00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:22,565
Speaker 7: Yes, please Gold knock knocky on Heaven's door.

1200
00:59:22,645 --> 00:59:23,805
Speaker 1: Also gold.

1201
00:59:24,325 --> 00:59:26,845
Speaker 7: The kinkser are getting their daily fiber in today.

1202
00:59:27,005 --> 00:59:35,685
Speaker 9: Yeah, granola, yes, yes, silver and the heater is on.

1203
00:59:36,445 --> 00:59:38,485
Speaker 1: Oh that's very good as well. Silver. All right, what

1204
00:59:38,565 --> 00:59:40,925
Speaker 1: have you got then? Songs as foods.

1205
00:59:41,365 --> 00:59:44,605
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

1206
00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:51,125
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. This week it's a national search who's

1207
00:59:51,165 --> 00:59:54,245
Speaker 1: got the most incredible, barely believable story. I'm calling this.

1208
00:59:54,605 --> 00:59:59,085
Speaker 1: You couldn't make it up, Christian, You couldn't make it up. Now,

1209
00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:00,765
Speaker 1: the Golden Rulers, it must have happened to you. How

1210
01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:02,565
Speaker 1: some of these are still good. So I'm gonna bend

1211
01:00:02,565 --> 01:00:04,685
Speaker 1: the rules for this one. You don't believe it. My

1212
01:00:04,725 --> 01:00:08,885
Speaker 1: brother is an insurance claim assessor. He had this job recently.

1213
01:00:09,765 --> 01:00:12,325
Speaker 1: Guy was making an insurance claim, got out the shower,

1214
01:00:12,445 --> 01:00:15,405
Speaker 1: he's naked, walks through the lounge room just to turn

1215
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:18,085
Speaker 1: the TV on. As he bends over to sort the

1216
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:21,565
Speaker 1: TV out, at that precise moment, the cat leaps up

1217
01:00:21,605 --> 01:00:26,805
Speaker 1: and grabs his testicle and it gives as such a fright,

1218
01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:28,205
Speaker 1: he put his head through the TV.

1219
01:00:30,805 --> 01:00:32,485
Speaker 7: They paid the insurance claim.

1220
01:00:33,245 --> 01:00:35,765
Speaker 1: What even is that? Why do you label that else?

1221
01:00:35,845 --> 01:00:38,005
Speaker 1: Everything these days has to be filed and up at

1222
01:00:38,045 --> 01:00:41,925
Speaker 1: the under a testicular feline accident.

1223
01:00:43,805 --> 01:00:45,285
Speaker 5: Was stuck in the telly.

1224
01:00:47,925 --> 01:00:52,245
Speaker 1: Still the cat would have thought someone sort of cat

1225
01:00:52,325 --> 01:00:54,405
Speaker 1: speedbag the bag.

1226
01:00:55,005 --> 01:00:56,205
Speaker 7: You wouldn't make it up if.

1227
01:00:56,085 --> 01:01:01,125
Speaker 1: It No, you could make that up. Incredible scenes. Who's

1228
01:01:01,165 --> 01:01:04,805
Speaker 1: that Ronald Ronald Weaver? Great name itself, have a prize

1229
01:01:05,085 --> 01:01:06,285
Speaker 1: name like Ronald Weaver.

1230
01:01:10,165 --> 01:01:11,725
Speaker 7: I can see it's so clearly.

1231
01:01:12,925 --> 01:01:16,765
Speaker 1: To the TV. The head goes to the TV anyway,

1232
01:01:16,805 --> 01:01:18,405
Speaker 1: were work with? That's right, we're on here and I'm

1233
01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:19,445
Speaker 1: doing the time? Was so now?

1234
01:01:19,565 --> 01:01:21,685
Speaker 7: Which is musical meal?

1235
01:01:21,805 --> 01:01:25,005
Speaker 1: You got it? My friend sitting on a dock of Mornee.

1236
01:01:25,085 --> 01:01:26,925
Speaker 7: Oh clever. Silver Plus.

1237
01:01:28,645 --> 01:01:33,205
Speaker 1: The Eagles make it greasy, make kid greasy. See come on,

1238
01:01:33,245 --> 01:01:37,605
Speaker 1: it's a radio add it's a movement. Luck be a

1239
01:01:37,805 --> 01:01:42,645
Speaker 1: lady finger tonight. We will walk you.

1240
01:01:43,165 --> 01:01:43,845
Speaker 7: Silver Plus.

1241
01:01:44,045 --> 01:01:48,525
Speaker 1: That's a restaurant somewhere Australia. I touched my snacks. Bronson,

1242
01:01:49,485 --> 01:01:50,525
Speaker 1: baby got back Lava.

1243
01:01:51,605 --> 01:01:53,885
Speaker 7: We love as Silver Plus.

1244
01:01:54,205 --> 01:01:57,485
Speaker 1: We like to parfe the younger boys. Gold on Jim.

1245
01:01:57,725 --> 01:02:04,165
Speaker 1: She's got the Chuck Rock set. We are the Champagnels.

1246
01:02:04,605 --> 01:02:11,445
Speaker 1: Oh my god, very good. Kate Krock and mooch Kate

1247
01:02:11,485 --> 01:02:15,005
Speaker 1: Mush running up that hill up those Profoster, Roleste Crock

1248
01:02:15,045 --> 01:02:19,925
Speaker 1: and Bush, silver Foot, Moose, Nicole very good. I want

1249
01:02:19,925 --> 01:02:26,405
Speaker 1: that Narn, I want that gold up the granola up there.

1250
01:02:26,565 --> 01:02:34,525
Speaker 1: Granola doesn't work until baby's got back ribs Silver Elvis

1251
01:02:34,725 --> 01:02:38,405
Speaker 1: Viva Lasagna and I'm gonna start singing that now next

1252
01:02:38,445 --> 01:02:41,125
Speaker 1: time I'm doing a lasagna whenever that might be. I

1253
01:02:41,165 --> 01:02:47,845
Speaker 1: don't know. Ramusius Studio Silver plus, who fed the dog's trout?

1254
01:02:49,405 --> 01:02:58,005
Speaker 1: Non enter Sanger Man often never never, Phil Connon's easy Pavlova,

1255
01:02:58,365 --> 01:03:04,045
Speaker 1: silver case Sandwich Gold, that's very good, Sammy Boyd, the

1256
01:03:04,085 --> 01:03:09,805
Speaker 1: parmer Man, Billy Johel sing me is so my man Gold,

1257
01:03:09,885 --> 01:03:14,365
Speaker 1: the salad of John and Yoko Gold as well, Total

1258
01:03:14,765 --> 01:03:19,685
Speaker 1: Luis Sonya Bronx, you know who it is? All right?

1259
01:03:19,765 --> 01:03:21,605
Speaker 1: Who is today's winner?

1260
01:03:21,725 --> 01:03:24,165
Speaker 7: Sammi boy with Ky said witch.

1261
01:03:25,005 --> 01:03:30,525
Speaker 1: Really all right now, very special moment on the show.

1262
01:03:34,765 --> 01:03:37,805
Speaker 1: Team is a great moment for Particiicatelyn. It's also a

1263
01:03:37,805 --> 01:03:40,405
Speaker 1: win for us and we get a couple of days

1264
01:03:40,685 --> 01:03:42,965
Speaker 1: keeping it bright and breeze in a little bits calm,

1265
01:03:42,965 --> 01:03:47,085
Speaker 1: a little bit quieter around here. Partisic Caaitlyn is about

1266
01:03:47,165 --> 01:03:50,125
Speaker 1: to leave the show for ten is it ten months?

1267
01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:52,645
Speaker 1: She's got off for this wedding. She's about to leave

1268
01:03:52,725 --> 01:03:55,845
Speaker 1: the show to go and get prepared to get married.

1269
01:03:55,885 --> 01:03:59,245
Speaker 1: This weekend Partisicailyn. We will miss you deeply.

1270
01:03:59,525 --> 01:03:59,965
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1271
01:04:00,085 --> 01:04:02,285
Speaker 4: I am actually going to miss you as well.

1272
01:04:02,325 --> 01:04:03,365
Speaker 1: Hopefully not too much.

1273
01:04:03,645 --> 01:04:05,885
Speaker 4: No, I mean enough.

1274
01:04:06,725 --> 01:04:09,965
Speaker 1: It's going to missus enough now, so well leave you

1275
01:04:10,005 --> 01:04:11,885
Speaker 1: to go and drink coffee through a straw for the

1276
01:04:11,885 --> 01:04:15,045
Speaker 1: next couple days so you don't stain those pearly white veneers. Yes,

1277
01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:16,365
Speaker 1: and have a lot of sleep.

1278
01:04:16,725 --> 01:04:17,845
Speaker 4: I will sleep a lot.

1279
01:04:17,885 --> 01:04:20,525
Speaker 6: I'll sleep past my three point fifty am alarm that

1280
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:23,565
Speaker 6: I ordinarily have. I will have a slow start to

1281
01:04:23,605 --> 01:04:26,045
Speaker 6: my morning rather than the rush that I actually do

1282
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:27,725
Speaker 6: love of this morning, but just not in the lead

1283
01:04:27,805 --> 01:04:28,485
Speaker 6: up to my wedding.

1284
01:04:29,405 --> 01:04:31,685
Speaker 4: And I will not be eating any curries.

1285
01:04:31,965 --> 01:04:33,645
Speaker 1: So the next time we see you, you'll be a

1286
01:04:33,685 --> 01:04:34,485
Speaker 1: married lady.

1287
01:04:34,965 --> 01:04:37,085
Speaker 7: I really real issue.

1288
01:04:37,245 --> 01:04:40,285
Speaker 1: Hey, enjoy this week enjoy your special day as well,

1289
01:04:40,645 --> 01:04:43,525
Speaker 1: and we will see you Saturday night for a big party.

1290
01:04:43,765 --> 01:04:44,125
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1291
01:04:44,285 --> 01:04:45,285
Speaker 5: I love you guys, so.

1292
01:04:45,325 --> 01:04:46,245
Speaker 1: You're so and good luck.

1293
01:04:47,165 --> 01:04:52,445
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