WEBVTT - Do You Know The 'Dry Guy' 0:00:10.669 --> 0:00:14.869 My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen 0:00:14.909 --> 0:00:29.469 live on the free iHeart app The Will and Woody podcast. Well, 0:00:29.709 --> 0:00:31.469 it was last week that I came up with a 0:00:31.509 --> 0:00:35.349 pretty genius way of solving I think the most common 0:00:35.429 --> 0:00:40.149 fight in all relationships at night time, when one of 0:00:40.269 --> 0:00:42.869 the relationship is trying to go to sleep in want's 0:00:42.869 --> 0:00:45.749 complete darkness, but the other one wants to stay up 0:00:45.869 --> 0:00:48.188 and read a book and have a light on. That 0:00:48.269 --> 0:00:54.429 causes fights. Solutions. Night vision goggles. Here's the other thing. 0:00:54.749 --> 0:00:56.868 You know how electricity builds are through the roof at 0:00:56.869 --> 0:00:59.789 the moment, not at my house. Not at my house, 0:00:59.869 --> 0:01:04.189 we or wear night vision goggles. It's awesome. They're unbelievable. 0:01:05.229 --> 0:01:07.069 So I haven't actually used it for reading a book 0:01:07.109 --> 0:01:10.348 in bed as yet. Can't. I just can't figure out 0:01:10.389 --> 0:01:14.229 how to format the SD card. So there were I 0:01:14.269 --> 0:01:15.949 can see in the dark and it's awesome, and I 0:01:15.989 --> 0:01:17.669 walk out in the backyard and look up at the 0:01:17.669 --> 0:01:20.789 sky and the trees and whatnot. It's phenomenal. But I 0:01:20.829 --> 0:01:23.709 don't know how to film yet. So that video is coming. 0:01:23.749 --> 0:01:26.429 Don't worry. It's going to solve that huge problem. But 0:01:26.589 --> 0:01:30.069 what I've found will is that obviously, because it's so 0:01:30.149 --> 0:01:33.469 awesome that I now own night vision goggles. I've found 0:01:33.509 --> 0:01:36.709 myself just telling anyone who wants to listen in my life, 0:01:37.229 --> 0:01:39.669 so it just doesn't matter what we're talking about. I 0:01:39.709 --> 0:01:42.189 will bring up the fact that I've bought night vision goggles, 0:01:42.749 --> 0:01:45.869 and generally speaking, the response is, oh, did you get 0:01:45.909 --> 0:01:50.109 them on Amazon? I've also bought some really stupid stuff 0:01:50.109 --> 0:01:50.669 on Amazon. 0:01:51.949 --> 0:01:55.229 It does stink of a drunk purchase. It unfortunately, say 0:01:55.269 --> 0:01:58.629 this was like a mid morning well active, you. 0:01:58.589 --> 0:01:59.949 Know, completely sober. 0:01:59.989 --> 0:02:02.589 I thought you were making a good decision purchase. 0:02:02.229 --> 0:02:05.469 Completely sober. But like literally every single person I have 0:02:05.549 --> 0:02:09.108 spoken to then has a response of the dumb thing 0:02:09.149 --> 0:02:13.349 that they have bought on Amazon, and generally speaking they're 0:02:13.349 --> 0:02:16.709 pretty funny. So I'd just love to hear more of these. 0:02:16.829 --> 0:02:20.349 On thirteen one oh six five, be honest, what is 0:02:20.389 --> 0:02:22.749 the dumbest thing that you or maybe your partner has 0:02:22.789 --> 0:02:26.189 bought on Amazon? And when I started thinking about myself 0:02:26.269 --> 0:02:29.269 as well, like, obviously there's the night vision goggles. I 0:02:29.269 --> 0:02:31.788 mean for me, that's a win, Like I don't think 0:02:31.829 --> 0:02:34.309 that necessarily goes under the category of dumb. I think 0:02:34.309 --> 0:02:36.189 that's how shit, It's like, Wow, what a great uye 0:02:36.229 --> 0:02:39.269 positive for under two hundred dollars genius. Having said that, 0:02:39.709 --> 0:02:40.989 I did buy something. 0:02:41.109 --> 0:02:43.389 Practically, do they work their woods like if you're going 0:02:43.429 --> 0:02:46.509 to give them a tick? Yeah, because they look difficult 0:02:46.589 --> 0:02:47.029 to put on. 0:02:47.509 --> 0:02:48.668 To be honest, actually. 0:02:48.389 --> 0:02:50.349 You're putting them on that the strap fell off a 0:02:50.349 --> 0:02:54.069 few times. They protrude about twenty centimeters off your space. 0:02:54.309 --> 0:02:57.228 Some teething isses look comfortable. There's some there's some teething issues. 0:02:57.269 --> 0:03:00.669 But I think I'm slowly adjusting. I'm loosening the strap. 0:03:00.869 --> 0:03:02.309 I'm figuring out that it's good to wear like a 0:03:02.309 --> 0:03:04.469 bandanna or something underneath us was it really digs into 0:03:04.469 --> 0:03:09.709 your forehead, But outside of those otherwise it's really otherwise 0:03:09.709 --> 0:03:12.309 you get those like wild imprints on your forehead, and 0:03:12.349 --> 0:03:13.589 it's just it's not a good. 0:03:13.429 --> 0:03:16.949 Look when just when it couldn't get any. 0:03:16.709 --> 0:03:21.709 More that he wears a the only the only other 0:03:21.749 --> 0:03:24.109 slightly annoying thing is that they're because they're quite zoomed in. 0:03:24.709 --> 0:03:26.949 It's it's kind of hard to see in front of you, 0:03:26.989 --> 0:03:29.469 so you trip over things all the time. But for me, 0:03:29.549 --> 0:03:31.629 that just adds to the fun. Another one of the 0:03:31.709 --> 0:03:34.309 dumbest things that I've bought off Amazon is it's an 0:03:34.309 --> 0:03:37.749 item called a dry guy. Now, I don't know if 0:03:37.789 --> 0:03:41.109 you guys have heard of the dry guy. Very common 0:03:41.229 --> 0:03:47.069 in countries like Alaska or like other snowy areas where 0:03:47.189 --> 0:03:50.669 basically it's it's this. It looks like a four It's 0:03:50.669 --> 0:03:52.909 like a machine with four prongs hanging out of it, 0:03:53.429 --> 0:03:57.669 and you put wet shoes on it. Now I think, now, 0:03:57.709 --> 0:03:59.989 I think that's amazing, but generally speaking it's for snow 0:03:59.989 --> 0:04:02.229 boots and people are living the snow. I just use 0:04:02.269 --> 0:04:05.149 it because I think I have very sweaty feet. So 0:04:05.309 --> 0:04:06.309 after a big day. 0:04:06.909 --> 0:04:08.949 With four things coming out of it, it's just one 0:04:08.949 --> 0:04:11.469 of those wooden planks with just pegs that you put 0:04:11.469 --> 0:04:11.829 your shoes. 0:04:11.869 --> 0:04:14.429 Okay, picture that, but imagine if it was a machine 0:04:14.709 --> 0:04:17.549 and it blows hot air out of it, it's called 0:04:18.349 --> 0:04:22.628 it's called a dry guy. Yeah, so now my shoes 0:04:22.669 --> 0:04:26.549 are always crisp, crisp dry, crisp dry. I was talking 0:04:26.549 --> 0:04:28.869 to my barrista this morning. Obviously, I was telling her 0:04:28.869 --> 0:04:35.509 about the night vision goggles and but there's no well 0:04:35.549 --> 0:04:38.508 you're in Europ where there's son there's no sun here there's. 0:04:38.349 --> 0:04:41.069 No spending money on the dumbest things in the world. 0:04:41.229 --> 0:04:43.748 But I just you just insane. 0:04:44.149 --> 0:04:46.349 This isn't me, this is my barrista. I was obviously 0:04:46.349 --> 0:04:48.868 talking to her about my night vision goggles. It's hard 0:04:48.869 --> 0:04:50.589 to know whether she was enjoying that chat, by the way, 0:04:50.589 --> 0:04:52.709 because she's just stuck making a coffee. But I was 0:04:52.749 --> 0:04:54.389 going on and on about my night vision goggles and 0:04:54.469 --> 0:04:57.229 she goes, oh, Amazon, it just gets you, doesn't it. 0:04:57.269 --> 0:05:00.629 She said the other day, I bought the world's smallest toothpick, 0:05:01.549 --> 0:05:04.629 and she showed me her keys and she can hang 0:05:04.629 --> 0:05:08.709 it off her key chain. It's a toothpick made of titanium. 0:05:08.709 --> 0:05:12.029 It's the world's smallest strange. 0:05:12.469 --> 0:05:15.308 I actually don't mind that, because you know he carried 0:05:15.389 --> 0:05:18.069 around with you. You don't like the dry guy six five, 0:05:18.149 --> 0:05:19.789 the dry I don't want to six five. 0:05:20.069 --> 0:05:23.029 Now button to Tommy, you've made a dumb perchase on Amazon. 0:05:23.109 --> 0:05:27.349 Yeah, late night, um, I was watching Harry Potter and 0:05:27.389 --> 0:05:30.748 it was during the time of fidget spinners. Fidget spinners anyway, 0:05:30.749 --> 0:05:32.669 I got a fidget spinner in the shape of the 0:05:32.669 --> 0:05:33.509 Golden Snitch. 0:05:35.988 --> 0:05:36.509 I don't mind. 0:05:36.988 --> 0:05:39.389 Oh no, don't give it to you. How can you 0:05:39.429 --> 0:05:40.069 get around that? 0:05:40.869 --> 0:05:41.069 Well? 0:05:41.109 --> 0:05:42.949 You know I love Harry Potto, mate, I know who's 0:05:42.949 --> 0:05:43.549 gonna love that? 0:05:43.589 --> 0:05:43.749 Well? 0:05:43.749 --> 0:05:47.309 I bought night vision goggles. Literally, the dark doesn't mean 0:05:47.349 --> 0:05:50.269 to thing? Okay, okay. The dry guy, the dry guy, 0:05:50.349 --> 0:05:54.229 the dry guy. You don't like the dry instantly dry guy. 0:05:54.269 --> 0:05:56.188 You know you don't ever suffer for from wet shoe? 0:05:57.029 --> 0:05:57.709 Have you got a heater? 0:05:58.749 --> 0:06:01.149 Yeah, but it's not very strong. Let's got an image 0:06:01.149 --> 0:06:06.589 in here on thirteen one oh six five high? Imagen? Hi, 0:06:07.069 --> 0:06:08.068 how what are you? Imagen? 0:06:08.749 --> 0:06:10.229 I'm only eleven eleven? 0:06:10.229 --> 0:06:11.749 How did you get access to Amazon? 0:06:13.629 --> 0:06:13.789 Well? 0:06:13.829 --> 0:06:15.029 It was my mum's purchase. 0:06:15.549 --> 0:06:18.349 Ah, okay, great dogging in mum, I love this. What 0:06:18.469 --> 0:06:19.909 did mum buy on Amazon? 0:06:21.909 --> 0:06:22.949 Shoes for my dog? 0:06:23.988 --> 0:06:25.229 Shoes for your dog? 0:06:26.869 --> 0:06:27.389 Yeah? 0:06:27.549 --> 0:06:30.549 Well for what? For what purpose? Imagen? 0:06:31.669 --> 0:06:34.549 We got the floors polished in April and my dad 0:06:34.589 --> 0:06:37.189 didn't want a single scratch on them, or like dn't 0:06:37.269 --> 0:06:40.149 or anything. And my dog has really long nails, and 0:06:40.269 --> 0:06:42.189 so he bought shoes for her so she didn't scratch 0:06:42.269 --> 0:06:42.868 the floors. 0:06:43.189 --> 0:06:46.229 Right, What did they so? What are they like? Are 0:06:46.229 --> 0:06:49.308 they fashionable? Shoes? Like? Are they what do they look like? 0:06:50.469 --> 0:06:52.949 They're pink and purple, and they've got like a padded bottom, 0:06:53.029 --> 0:06:54.509 like like Griffy bottom. 0:06:54.869 --> 0:06:57.709 Oh okay, and is that dog the mockery of all 0:06:57.709 --> 0:06:59.589 of the dogs at dog parks When he walks up 0:06:59.589 --> 0:07:01.789 with shoes on, she can't. 0:07:01.589 --> 0:07:03.748 Go to the dog park. She'll tackle the dogs. 0:07:03.988 --> 0:07:06.589 Oh my god, Wow, what a wild dog. Sorry, your 0:07:06.589 --> 0:07:08.709 dog is banned. Your dog is banned from all part 0:07:09.069 --> 0:07:10.869 because they attack other dogs. 0:07:11.789 --> 0:07:13.149 Yeah, we just don't bring on. 0:07:13.029 --> 0:07:13.189 You know. 0:07:13.869 --> 0:07:14.069 Yeah. 0:07:14.189 --> 0:07:16.069 Yeah, I think that's a really good call. Actually, no, 0:07:16.349 --> 0:07:17.509 it would be annoyed. 0:07:17.269 --> 0:07:18.909 Fair enough when you say you don't bring her, So 0:07:18.989 --> 0:07:21.229 you go to the dog park, but you don't take 0:07:21.269 --> 0:07:22.229 your dog to the dog bag. 0:07:23.229 --> 0:07:24.549 Yeah sounds that right. 0:07:25.349 --> 0:07:27.589 That's great. I just leave her at home with her 0:07:27.589 --> 0:07:30.749 shoes on. Thanks for the call. Image Let's go to 0:07:30.829 --> 0:07:34.989 Mark now on thirteen one oh sixty five, Mark, your brother, 0:07:35.669 --> 0:07:38.669 Dobbin and your brother. He made a dumb purchase on Amazon. 0:07:39.629 --> 0:07:42.029 No, it was actually on Team Move but oh yeah, 0:07:42.069 --> 0:07:45.949 it's fine. Yeah. He thought he was buying a toolbox, 0:07:46.029 --> 0:07:49.469 the little toolbox with spammers and shoot and in it 0:07:50.429 --> 0:07:52.869 had listed all the size of the spammers and everything 0:07:52.949 --> 0:07:55.349 like that. But he didn't happen to look at the 0:07:55.389 --> 0:07:58.829 further information which said you were just purchasing a steel 0:07:58.909 --> 0:08:01.749 plaque of this toolbox. He bought three of them, and 0:08:01.829 --> 0:08:03.189 he s throat. He put one in each car. 0:08:03.949 --> 0:08:04.429 That's great. 0:08:09.709 --> 0:08:13.509 That reminds me actually of my mother in law who 0:08:13.789 --> 0:08:16.429 was buying a nice stool to put in her bathroom 0:08:16.789 --> 0:08:19.029 and she couldn't believe that there was this stool going 0:08:19.069 --> 0:08:21.229 for seven dollars ninety nine and she was an instant 0:08:21.229 --> 0:08:24.789 bang by now. Anyway, it got delivered and she could 0:08:24.789 --> 0:08:29.709 put the stool in the palm of her hand. Let's 0:08:29.749 --> 0:08:33.588 go to Rob. I'm thirty six five nut rub. This 0:08:33.669 --> 0:08:36.429 is a confession. What did you buy online? 0:08:37.228 --> 0:08:41.149 Yeah? Good, Hey guys, bought myself a set of decorative 0:08:41.149 --> 0:08:42.108 plate holders. 0:08:42.748 --> 0:08:44.628 Decorative plate holders. 0:08:45.828 --> 0:08:48.108 Yeah. 0:08:48.909 --> 0:08:51.308 I got myself into the conundrum to start off with 0:08:51.669 --> 0:08:54.789 by buying a fan of decorative plates on a holiday 0:08:54.988 --> 0:08:58.109 and had nowhere to put them. 0:08:58.189 --> 0:09:00.588 Sorry, you're talking about you're talking about the You're not 0:09:00.588 --> 0:09:03.069 talking about like a placeholder on a table. You're talking 0:09:03.069 --> 0:09:05.868 about like a thing that means you can prop them up, 0:09:06.189 --> 0:09:08.468 so then you've got them on display all around your house. 0:09:09.309 --> 0:09:12.869 Exactly right, exactly in my midlife crisis. 0:09:12.909 --> 0:09:18.029 Well and truly, how many where are you buying decorative 0:09:18.029 --> 0:09:18.628 plates from? 0:09:18.708 --> 0:09:20.469 Robin? What on earth? 0:09:21.029 --> 0:09:21.069 This? 0:09:21.189 --> 0:09:22.428 This wasn't what done for? 0:09:26.789 --> 0:09:27.789 It was in Tokyo. 0:09:28.988 --> 0:09:32.628 This yeah, this mini world where everything was miniature and 0:09:32.669 --> 0:09:37.189 there was just a street plates. How mini world sounds fun? 0:09:38.508 --> 0:09:40.108 I have everything. 0:09:40.309 --> 0:09:43.708 So then and then you got home and you realize 0:09:43.708 --> 0:09:45.949 that there was no use for mini plates obviously, So 0:09:45.988 --> 0:09:49.508 then you went online and bought decorative plate holders. How 0:09:49.508 --> 0:09:51.989 many mini plates have you got on display at your house? 0:09:52.149 --> 0:09:52.349 Rob? 0:09:52.949 --> 0:09:53.228 Three? 0:09:53.388 --> 0:09:56.228 They conveniently came in a pack of three, so it 0:09:56.348 --> 0:09:59.148 worked out pretty well in the end. Do you get compliments? 0:09:59.189 --> 0:10:00.988 Do you get compliments for your mini plates? Rob? 0:10:02.189 --> 0:10:02.429 No? 0:10:02.549 --> 0:10:04.708 Not yet, no one, No one has even. 0:10:06.069 --> 0:10:06.708 Not yet. 0:10:06.949 --> 0:10:10.148 Details in the next DJ will get on the national 0:10:10.149 --> 0:10:13.708 tour very shortly as well. I'm broadcasting it from Europe, 0:10:13.789 --> 0:10:15.228 visiting my partner's family. 0:10:16.429 --> 0:10:18.669 Not for much longer. This is my second last day 0:10:18.708 --> 0:10:19.508 here on. 0:10:19.508 --> 0:10:23.868 The island of Corsica in the Mediterranean anyway, just to 0:10:23.949 --> 0:10:25.069 rub that in one final time. 0:10:25.108 --> 0:10:27.909 That's fine. It's like water for ducks back now these days, 0:10:27.949 --> 0:10:30.108 I've heard it so many times. It's like it's like 0:10:30.108 --> 0:10:34.189 my body switches off because I used to. It's like 0:10:34.189 --> 0:10:38.108 it's like I glaze over. It's like my body goes 0:10:38.108 --> 0:10:43.189 into emergency mode. Very cold here, will it's very cold here, 0:10:43.748 --> 0:10:44.269 very cold? 0:10:45.508 --> 0:10:46.069 Okay, cool. 0:10:46.069 --> 0:10:49.429 Well, I'm saying here with my in laws, as you know, 0:10:49.429 --> 0:10:53.309 they're Dutch and just super progressive. I'm probably the stick 0:10:53.348 --> 0:10:56.909 in the mud, so to speak. When I'm staying with 0:10:56.949 --> 0:11:01.069 these guys. I'm the backward conservative Australian. They all tend 0:11:01.669 --> 0:11:05.069 to well, there's there's there's a lot of talk about 0:11:05.309 --> 0:11:09.949 experimental drug taking that goes on, which I'm obviously bristle at. 0:11:10.708 --> 0:11:15.069 And whenever I leave here, there's a lot of nudity 0:11:15.108 --> 0:11:18.228 in the house. There's a lot of talk about polyamory, 0:11:18.429 --> 0:11:21.269 these sorts of things that undertaken in their lives. 0:11:21.828 --> 0:11:23.069 Brilliant, brilliant. 0:11:23.588 --> 0:11:26.508 Anyway, Oh, it's great, it's wonderful, it's interesting. But it's 0:11:26.549 --> 0:11:29.909 a nice place to visit, not necessarily to stay with. 0:11:30.549 --> 0:11:32.988 And I have to block my children's years all the time. 0:11:33.309 --> 0:11:36.708 But anyway, one of these things is nudity, which is 0:11:37.069 --> 0:11:39.828 just every time I leave the house, everyone gets nerd. 0:11:40.069 --> 0:11:41.629 They're very happy together, just. 0:11:42.029 --> 0:11:44.828 So they only hide the nudity around you. 0:11:46.268 --> 0:11:49.588 Me and my brother in law Boss, it's also not 0:11:49.868 --> 0:11:52.588 a blood relation. He also is a little bit like, yeah, 0:11:52.868 --> 0:11:55.949 not huge on it, which I think is fair enough. So, 0:11:56.628 --> 0:12:00.788 but my mother in law in particular is particularly nerd, 0:12:01.468 --> 0:12:04.429 and she's just like, look she we breached out gap. 0:12:04.429 --> 0:12:04.908 The other day. 0:12:05.149 --> 0:12:07.028 I came down to the kitchen. She was standing there nerd, 0:12:07.069 --> 0:12:08.228 and she was like, I think this is just the 0:12:08.268 --> 0:12:08.988 way it's going to be. 0:12:09.268 --> 0:12:09.508 Whoa. 0:12:09.588 --> 0:12:11.948 And I was like, wow, okay, well. 0:12:12.588 --> 0:12:16.148 Fair enough, that's what you want to do, you know, well, 0:12:16.309 --> 0:12:16.828 and like it. 0:12:17.069 --> 0:12:19.749 Yeah, So because it's because it was strange because my 0:12:19.828 --> 0:12:21.429 daughter was nerd and my and my. 0:12:21.348 --> 0:12:22.389 Wife was also nerds. 0:12:22.868 --> 0:12:24.628 WHOA. I don't want to, you know, I don't want 0:12:24.628 --> 0:12:26.309 to be the only person who's not nerd here. So 0:12:26.348 --> 0:12:28.828 they're just very comfortable with that, which is good. It's 0:12:28.868 --> 0:12:32.149 good particularly for Max's body image. Her idea of that, 0:12:32.228 --> 0:12:32.708 And yeah. 0:12:32.588 --> 0:12:34.708 That's good. That is that it's actually healthy. I agree 0:12:34.708 --> 0:12:34.828 with that. 0:12:34.909 --> 0:12:38.588 Yes, she said to me, I don't understand that you 0:12:38.628 --> 0:12:39.628 should just be nerd as well. 0:12:39.988 --> 0:12:41.628 She said that to you, she said to you over 0:12:41.748 --> 0:12:42.949 over over breakfast, So. 0:12:43.468 --> 0:12:45.229 Just make it, just just make a lot of things 0:12:45.228 --> 0:12:48.549 easier if you are also naked, because then she's like, well, 0:12:48.588 --> 0:12:51.108 if you want to, if you feel comfortable, not a. 0:12:51.069 --> 0:12:53.309 Problem, please please tell me you got naked. 0:12:53.549 --> 0:12:56.989 I don't feel comfortable, please feel comfortable at all, so 0:12:57.988 --> 0:12:58.748 please tell me. 0:12:59.429 --> 0:13:00.949 She then left the house. I finished doing the. 0:13:00.949 --> 0:13:02.789 Show with you. 0:13:04.309 --> 0:13:08.749 I went outside, probably like an hour later on. I 0:13:08.748 --> 0:13:10.429 wasn't really thinking. I thought everyone had left the house. 0:13:10.429 --> 0:13:11.749 I was whent go and grabbed something out of the 0:13:11.748 --> 0:13:14.149 car before I got in the shower, and or I 0:13:14.189 --> 0:13:16.508 forgot the shower and I went out to the car, 0:13:16.669 --> 0:13:18.588 like down to the car port naked, because I was like, 0:13:18.588 --> 0:13:20.749 there's no one in the house anyway. Little did I 0:13:20.828 --> 0:13:22.069 know Pim. 0:13:23.268 --> 0:13:29.468 Yes, yes, yes, he's finally returned the favor. It was 0:13:29.508 --> 0:13:30.828 just an unwritten. 0:13:30.429 --> 0:13:36.348 Law, I started. She just started laughing. So it's happened. Now, 0:13:36.628 --> 0:13:37.189 it's all good. 0:13:37.268 --> 0:13:39.228 Did she make it? Did she make a comment about it? 0:13:39.309 --> 0:13:40.748 Or is she just so used to it that there's 0:13:40.789 --> 0:13:44.148 no commentary at all on your stunning physke or she 0:13:44.268 --> 0:13:46.868 started laughing. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. 0:13:47.029 --> 0:13:48.348 Yeah, she was like this is great. 0:13:48.388 --> 0:13:49.828 So there was no like, I can see why my 0:13:49.949 --> 0:13:53.908 daughter likes you. Like none, okay, great, none, okay. 0:13:53.628 --> 0:13:57.108 No, and I think that would immediately make it weird, 0:13:57.268 --> 0:13:59.388 like you wouldn't be able to do this. How are 0:13:59.429 --> 0:14:03.189 you were you Immediately immediately your mind goes to, oh, 0:14:03.228 --> 0:14:05.389 I can see why. My daughter like, it's not like that. 0:14:05.748 --> 0:14:07.509 This is why you've got an issue. You've said you 0:14:07.508 --> 0:14:08.788 couldn't be in a nuts owner. 0:14:08.628 --> 0:14:11.429 And if air I said that, I said that. I said, 0:14:11.429 --> 0:14:12.868 I said, I'm I'm. 0:14:12.708 --> 0:14:15.348 For European beach. You said you can't be on a 0:14:15.348 --> 0:14:15.868 European beach. 0:14:15.868 --> 0:14:16.429 I didn't say that. 0:14:16.508 --> 0:14:21.989 So here's the question, though, is am I unreasonable to 0:14:22.029 --> 0:14:26.989 think it's strained if my mother and law and I 0:14:26.989 --> 0:14:30.788 are intentionally nude around each other for the next couple 0:14:30.869 --> 0:14:31.389 of days. 0:14:31.989 --> 0:14:34.949 Oh, oh, you're thinking about it, Like. 0:14:34.949 --> 0:14:35.629 Just go with it. 0:14:35.709 --> 0:14:38.189 She's like, who cares, We've seen it now, I don't care, 0:14:38.309 --> 0:14:38.909 you don't care. 0:14:39.709 --> 0:14:40.509 Let's just roll with it. 0:14:40.549 --> 0:14:42.349 Oh, may just do it, because think about being nuded, 0:14:42.429 --> 0:14:45.309 like being nude is amazing as well, it's actually it's 0:14:45.309 --> 0:14:47.549 so liberating when you're just naked all the time. 0:14:47.669 --> 0:14:49.669 With all of that, I agree with all of that, 0:14:49.749 --> 0:14:53.109 but I think there's something the accidental, like, oh, you've 0:14:53.149 --> 0:14:56.149 seen me, I've seen a new thing. One thing. Me 0:14:57.189 --> 0:15:01.469 intentionally taking my clods off around my mother in law's 0:15:01.989 --> 0:15:04.508 there's a little flag, there's a little alarm going off 0:15:04.629 --> 0:15:04.949 my head. 0:15:05.029 --> 0:15:07.709 What does It doesn't feel quite right. I don't know. 0:15:08.069 --> 0:15:10.589 It just doesn't makes sense. If I said to you, 0:15:10.989 --> 0:15:13.069 here's a room, what's ms, Michelle? 0:15:13.469 --> 0:15:14.469 Ms Michelle. 0:15:14.669 --> 0:15:17.069 If I said to you, here's a room, Hey, you're 0:15:17.109 --> 0:15:19.509 gonna you can you can take both of you, you 0:15:19.549 --> 0:15:21.669 can take your clothes off and into that room right now, 0:15:21.669 --> 0:15:22.349 would you do it? 0:15:22.469 --> 0:15:24.669 I think it's it's a different situation because I know 0:15:24.709 --> 0:15:26.909 that both of us would be uncomfortable about that, because 0:15:26.949 --> 0:15:30.909 Michelle is not waltzing around the house nude when I 0:15:30.949 --> 0:15:31.349 come over. 0:15:31.429 --> 0:15:33.469 Okay, she is. She's waltzing around the house. 0:15:33.429 --> 0:15:36.148 And she's really comfortable with it. Yeah, I'd nod up. 0:15:36.349 --> 0:15:38.269 I'm not sure about how it feel about Terry though. 0:15:38.589 --> 0:15:41.189 That's not that's not disrespect to Terry MIM's dad. But 0:15:41.989 --> 0:15:43.469 I think it's just. 0:15:43.388 --> 0:15:47.189 A couple of things. It just it's not clear. There's 0:15:47.229 --> 0:15:50.029 no real great relationship with my mother in law. I 0:15:50.069 --> 0:15:53.429 just I want to know from some people if anyone 0:15:53.429 --> 0:15:54.909 else is nude around their in laws. 0:15:55.069 --> 0:15:56.509 And that's a wild question. 0:15:58.749 --> 0:16:03.629 And I may well hear crickets, but I need some 0:16:03.669 --> 0:16:10.269 sort of guiding yardstick here. Has anyone else being nude 0:16:10.268 --> 0:16:11.508 around their in laws? 0:16:12.629 --> 0:16:14.669 And do you mean being opened? 0:16:16.508 --> 0:16:20.669 Where's it at intentionally? I'll take unintentionally at. 0:16:20.549 --> 0:16:21.269 This point as well. 0:16:21.349 --> 0:16:22.389 Yeah, yeah, okay, I think. 0:16:22.309 --> 0:16:26.189 I just need some sort of north Star before I 0:16:26.309 --> 0:16:28.869 get my kid off and walk outside for the day. 0:16:28.949 --> 0:16:32.309 William Wood, he let's dissect it with you. I get it, 0:16:32.469 --> 0:16:35.669 and I think what we're finding north Star absolutely. 0:16:35.149 --> 0:16:38.229 Texas or of course thirteen one or six five, just 0:16:38.349 --> 0:16:40.869 so I can hear if anyone else has been in 0:16:40.909 --> 0:16:43.549 a similar situation and how it worked out for you. 0:16:44.189 --> 0:16:46.669 Yeah, I'm really starting to believe there's no precedent here, 0:16:46.709 --> 0:16:49.029 which is why this is so extraordinary, and so because 0:16:49.069 --> 0:16:52.509 of that, so many questions from me, So for you, 0:16:52.589 --> 0:16:55.789 if we can just dissect your discomfort here, because I 0:16:55.829 --> 0:16:58.229 think there's just a really happy place there with you 0:16:58.309 --> 0:17:00.429 where you and your in laws, your wife, your kids, 0:17:00.429 --> 0:17:03.109 you're all completely nude sitting around a pool, and I 0:17:03.109 --> 0:17:05.549 think you'll be closer than you've ever been before. My 0:17:05.669 --> 0:17:08.429 question to you is, is there do you feel comfortable 0:17:08.429 --> 0:17:11.869 with your nude body? Like? Like is there any discomfort 0:17:11.909 --> 0:17:13.949 there around just being naked, like, let's remove the in 0:17:14.029 --> 0:17:15.629 laws for a bit outdoor nudity. 0:17:16.149 --> 0:17:17.989 Not at all, No, No, very happy with. 0:17:17.949 --> 0:17:21.309 Being Okay, so we're ticking that enjoy it, the bat 0:17:21.349 --> 0:17:26.149 boxes ticked. So where so is it? SEM's dad? Would 0:17:26.229 --> 0:17:28.589 you have a nude Frank? Would we have a nude 0:17:28.629 --> 0:17:29.389 sauna with Frank? 0:17:30.669 --> 0:17:35.469 Well, I've seen Frank nerd a few times and this 0:17:35.509 --> 0:17:38.509 gets it maybe a little bit too specific, but he's 0:17:38.709 --> 0:17:39.669 he's he's. 0:17:41.229 --> 0:17:42.149 He's well endowed. 0:17:42.589 --> 0:17:44.789 Okay, that's right. So that's intimidating that. 0:17:44.869 --> 0:17:47.749 I think that I think that would be intimidating for me. Okay, 0:17:48.269 --> 0:17:50.109 I think and I mean you mentioned before that you'd 0:17:50.109 --> 0:17:52.229 happily get nerd around him his mum, but yeah, not 0:17:52.349 --> 0:17:55.189 her dad. I think the dad thing and shout out 0:17:55.189 --> 0:17:56.589 to Terry if he's listening. 0:17:56.589 --> 0:17:56.949 He will be. 0:17:57.069 --> 0:18:01.429 He will be on the drive home from work. Call 0:18:01.469 --> 0:18:02.989 interr if you're happy to get naked with me. 0:18:05.029 --> 0:18:06.669 For some reason, I don't know. 0:18:06.589 --> 0:18:10.749 Why the man on man thing is yeah. 0:18:10.149 --> 0:18:10.789 Or of a factor. 0:18:10.829 --> 0:18:15.029 I'm not sure why I'm more comfortable with because because 0:18:15.069 --> 0:18:16.749 if if you missed the spot before my mother in 0:18:16.869 --> 0:18:18.869 law did accidentally see me the other day and she 0:18:18.949 --> 0:18:21.069 was like, great, now I've seen it, let's go for it. 0:18:21.149 --> 0:18:24.109 Who cares? But still there's a part of me because 0:18:24.429 --> 0:18:25.149 there is also this. 0:18:25.149 --> 0:18:28.669 Thing where's where, like you know, naturally, like naked bodies 0:18:28.749 --> 0:18:31.029 are also interesting, and I don't want to have a 0:18:31.069 --> 0:18:34.669