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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Time for today's time waster, and what a time waster

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<v Speaker 1>we've got on World Illness Prevention Day. Every day should

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<v Speaker 1>be Yeah, you might just make it once a year,

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<v Speaker 1>just one day through We learn nothing from COVID's why

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<v Speaker 1>Monkey Box is coming for us? Hid under the bed kids, Monkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Box is coming on World Illness Prevention Day?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we the only show in town celebrating we like

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<v Speaker 1>comedy World in Illness Prevention Day? Shame on you, Fox

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<v Speaker 1>Nova doing no World Illness Prevention Day. Time wasted day

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<v Speaker 1>is sick celebrities Heaven forbids any of these become headlines?

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<v Speaker 1>Vin Measles, Oh no more, faster few, it's got the

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<v Speaker 1>old Measles, Gone Measles.

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<v Speaker 2>That big old thick neck of his company me don't

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<v Speaker 2>scratch them being the scarf of life?

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<v Speaker 1>Do genmer that warning from topical one here, didn't we love?

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney Cox and Friends and so many other big hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Not very well at all, not very well all you

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<v Speaker 1>might read about the news. That's right, Courtney monkey.

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<v Speaker 3>Pox very good God, Plus I.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you it was also not very well at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>The former daytime host Ellen degenerous, ailing degenerous, look at

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<v Speaker 1>her wasting away? Dear, oh dear silver plus de topical

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<v Speaker 1>one here another one from the fifth century in Britain.

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<v Speaker 1>Ancient ruler, one of the knights of the round Table,

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<v Speaker 1>King arthur Itis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my knees, one for the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>How is he going to get in that round table?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Those knees will I? I am it's not very well. No,

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<v Speaker 1>no sad he no songs from the black eyed piece

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<v Speaker 1>for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>I rang him in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>He just picked up the phone and said, he, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know whether to give that gold a your first.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes an illness, there are early signs, aren't there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, Clammy Winnette. Oh she's not here yet. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit Clammy Winnette.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely crooner.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy I hate to sit in with a deadly illness.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Michael bubonic plague. I just haven't infected you yet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just hit very tough, hard to grieve difficulty.

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<v Speaker 2>That one gold yep.

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<v Speaker 1>One of one of the long one one of these

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the Star Wars characters, characters isn't very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, that's right. Pute Skywalker Gold. Alright, what six celebrities.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to our new prime Minister. Anthony Albersneezy's hey fever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very good. Another tropical one like King Arthur Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy's a Dare devil, but he's recently been struck down.

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<v Speaker 3>It's feeble Knievel.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a sickness?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't ring the dots and going feeble Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy's a renaissance man, but he's just been kicked

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<v Speaker 4>in the stomach.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Leonardo de Wincey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not an illness. It's not an illness. You're more

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<v Speaker 2>a leo right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of smart fellas, this guy is a very smart fellow.

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<v Speaker 4>He's at the optometrist. It's Albert Steine. That is high

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<v Speaker 4>level wordla si styeing eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, I'll give you a silver.

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<v Speaker 4>And one final one great filmmaker. But he's got an

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<v Speaker 4>itchy rash on his arm. Must be Alfred Ichcock.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, he's got this is the way he pronounced it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's anyway, Gold, all right, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Six celebrities? Heavy forbid and he's become headlines. You're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the Christian o Carl Show Podcast, Sniffley Gervase Silver,

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<v Speaker 1>Ricky Gervas has got a new stand up special out

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<v Speaker 1>this week on Netflix, Actually SuperNature, David Hasselkoff, Hang around

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<v Speaker 1>that beach with a shirtle Bath Vader, baf Vader and

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<v Speaker 1>a few too many at lunch time, thrown up in

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<v Speaker 1>that helmet Snot Morrison, Silver, Seth Gangreen, Seth Gangreen, Old School.

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<v Speaker 3>There is silver plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Fidel gastro.

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<v Speaker 1>Go hold On Phraser very good, This is brilliant piser

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<v Speaker 1>Man Ellie.

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<v Speaker 3>Very yeah, very clever.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold plus Danny well done, Rod Flewitt, Rod Flewitt, the Minus,

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<v Speaker 1>Eric Capton.

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<v Speaker 3>Used the protection Silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Fluey Lewis Silver Andrew Billy Ray Virus Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus Runs DMC has got the runs.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna far away from.

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<v Speaker 1>Silver and this next one doesn't go much further either.

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<v Speaker 1>Barley Belly Fotado Go eighties Legend, Sick Rashleigh Rick Assley.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gold, Chris, I think that should be a gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Bruno Sauce, Throb and Ville Levine Sadnie's guys, she's so sick,

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<v Speaker 1>she's passed away. Embalming Thiss Daisy, It's not that today

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<v Speaker 1>where it's gone Wake Up Buddy, Sick Fleetwood lead singer

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<v Speaker 1>Mick Fleetwood with Matt Yeah, Silver, Seampenna's not stomach ache,

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<v Speaker 1>He's now Sean Pendicitis Gold, very good, Billy Ray, Pile

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<v Speaker 1>Rush and finally similar area Chris Hemroid's work.

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<v Speaker 2>It can give you a very thaw bottom double goals.

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<v Speaker 3>That's God, double plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, George, George and Somerville double Girl, Best in show,

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<v Speaker 1>Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Last song for us today.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much for all those outstanding time wastes

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<v Speaker 1>this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Are loads more we could have gone for. Very good.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast