Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Posto the black couple of mitches brace yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adultsthood? Can you post videos to YouTube?
Speaker 3: What sort of a question is that? Can I send
Speaker 3: letters at the post office? Now?
Speaker 2: Is Michuri and Mitchell coos? How are you? You? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: What's the gas? What's happening? I don't know. There's not
Speaker 3: much going on, No disappointing.
Speaker 2: It's a new week. When I'm a hot girl walk
Speaker 2: this morning and here we are.
Speaker 3: There are a difference between a hot girl walk and
Speaker 3: a walk.
Speaker 2: To be honest, Sometimes when I walk, I don't know
Speaker 2: what happens in my brain. But like one of those
Speaker 2: cameras that's at the football games, like comes out of
Speaker 2: my brain and I can see myself from a bird's
Speaker 2: eye view. Really, you know those cameras that like look
Speaker 2: at the center of the footy field. That's what I see.
Speaker 3: It's a word for it. What is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called something.
Speaker 3: It's like a zipline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is on a zipline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's the view I have when I'm walking. I don't
Speaker 2: know how I can see it, but I can. I
Speaker 2: can leave my body it sounds like.
Speaker 3: You're hallucinating a bloody out of body experience.
Speaker 2: Probably my pre workout is an edible I mushroom y. No,
Speaker 2: and that's terrific. And it's not a hot girl work
Speaker 2: at orcs at all.
Speaker 3: Have you heard the term girl dinner? No, it's on
Speaker 3: TikTok at the moment. I've only discovered it after your
Speaker 3: little hack last week about resetting the algorithm, which, by
Speaker 3: the way, Absolute God said it's changeable. Eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm still stuck in Sri Lanka. I'm not joking, but
Speaker 2: it thinks I'm in Sri Lanka. Why I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I get shor lank in content. Anyway, that's a bit.
Speaker 3: Of a bumpstif you're gonna have to reset it again.
Speaker 2: No, no, I am. Now what's a girl's dinner?
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's called like this is my girl dinner,
Speaker 3: not girls, just girl. It's basically just like a very
Speaker 3: half assed meal like pasta and a bit of olive
Speaker 3: oil and some grated cheese, right, a lazy meal if
Speaker 3: you like. But they're like, at least I'm eating Look
Speaker 3: at me, go, I'm doing my best right.
Speaker 2: Right, right, I can get around that. I feel like,
Speaker 2: if anyone price keep a Jenna, who's your high? Jenna?
Speaker 2: Are you to have a girl dinner?
Speaker 3: You're seeing what she?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: What is it? I was horrified one time when I
Speaker 3: worked here. I was like, do you want to come
Speaker 3: to the cafe, Jenna? She goes, it's fine. I brought
Speaker 3: lunch from home. You've never seen anything less advertising.
Speaker 2: What was it, Jenny?
Speaker 3: It was a cold graysh nitzel with a bit of
Speaker 3: rabbit food on the side, some lettuce and carrot, no sauces.
Speaker 3: It looked miserable.
Speaker 2: I got a box of trill. She's just eating it
Speaker 2: with a fucking spooz the nutritional pellers.
Speaker 3: He's still eating.
Speaker 2: Actually, speaking of Jenna, how is your move? You moved
Speaker 2: into your new place?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the move was a bit stressful, but you know,
Speaker 4: it's all done now, so I'm very happy.
Speaker 2: She moving is up there in the top three most
Speaker 2: stressful things you can go through in life.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 5: I definitely see that.
Speaker 2: But it's a divorce and it's moving the top two.
Speaker 2: And I literally essentially did both.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did.
Speaker 3: I suppose there's a difference between wanting to move and
Speaker 3: being forced to move.
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, very well.
Speaker 3: See, it's like when I move, I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: want to go to this place because I don't like
Speaker 3: place I'm living in. It's still stressful, but like that's
Speaker 3: probably a bit different to like, oh, they've fucking kicked
Speaker 3: us out.
Speaker 2: Or I've got no choice but to leave this house
Speaker 2: and divide my assets. Yeah, that's Graham. Your new place
Speaker 2: seems really nice.
Speaker 5: It's very very nice.
Speaker 2: Ones. I haven't seen it yet for a one Sussex,
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, only this clock that you lead to addresses
Speaker 3: not real? Everyone all good. I think you should do
Speaker 3: like an apartment tour on our instagram. Jenna, I think
Speaker 3: you should film that for us.
Speaker 2: Really she doesn't want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can just imagine her behind the camera. Hi,
Speaker 3: it's Jenna.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Great, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Jenna would do seventy one questions with Vogue. Get to
Speaker 2: three questions and have nothing else to ask?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? You'll be able to get it done
Speaker 3: by the time this episode. Sound Yeah, I'll do it perfect.
Speaker 3: At couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Jenna and I want minute details included. Where you got
Speaker 2: everything from the brand of paper towel you a Viva
Speaker 2: or you know Chuck's girl.
Speaker 3: I want it to be like at least ten minutes long.
Speaker 3: It's not a real it's an ig TV.
Speaker 2: Please still remember IGTV. Yeah, that was the static before
Speaker 2: every video. I don't have the time for static, not
Speaker 2: a kid from the garage.
Speaker 3: TikTok's trying to make longer videos a thing because all
Speaker 3: the other apps the copying TikTok doing short videos. You
Speaker 3: got the fucking Reels, the Faith, the cheap Show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so TikTok are like, well, fucking then we'll go long videos.
Speaker 3: It's very confusing. They want ten minute videos on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Now it's too much. And you know what, I watched
Speaker 2: a video the other day and it was the first
Speaker 2: video that needed a part two that I've seen in
Speaker 2: so long, and I commented.
Speaker 3: You're a fucking idiot for part two.
Speaker 2: I was so mad at her.
Speaker 6: I'm like, you don't need you can fit it into
Speaker 6: one ten minutes.
Speaker 2: It was just a makeup reveal.
Speaker 3: Oh god, she spent thirty.
Speaker 2: Seconds putting on makeup and then was like for the
Speaker 2: final look like for pro two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care that much.
Speaker 4: Sweightly when you actually go into their profile and they
Speaker 4: haven't even uploaded part two and it's just sad.
Speaker 2: Actually, that new feature on TikTok that's amazing that if
Speaker 2: you watch a video and then it's like like for
Speaker 2: part two, I'll update you when I find out more.
Speaker 2: If you go, if you click their profile, there's a
Speaker 2: little button that appears on the bottom right that says
Speaker 2: go to just watched, and then if you tap it,
Speaker 2: it goes helpful and then you can work out that
Speaker 2: will one of the next three or four videos or
Speaker 2: five will be the one year after.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that was a thing because I always
Speaker 3: just scroll through their profile going where's that one? I
Speaker 3: just bloody you.
Speaker 2: Want it's amazing see just watched and then you tap
Speaker 2: it and it will take you down to it.
Speaker 3: I don't have that yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, update your app. I've got to rolling comments Like
Speaker 2: I'm standing out the front of Channel seven headquarters in
Speaker 2: Martin Pikes, like comments appear, they roll in the screen,
Speaker 2: like what's what are they called you? It's called something?
Speaker 3: Wow, I really need to update my app.
Speaker 2: It's like a rollerdex. Yeah updated. Yeah. Any who, if
Speaker 2: it's your first time listening, yeah, this is is it?
Speaker 3: Just me?
Speaker 2: Every week, we start the show the same way with
Speaker 2: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. They're the igems.
Speaker 2: The Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitches mine
Speaker 2: this week is just a fleeting thought that entered my
Speaker 2: mind and has paralyzed me since, and I need to
Speaker 2: vocalize it.
Speaker 3: We'll get it out before your bloody forget off you go.
Speaker 2: Weight, I've already forgotten. Have I started the show?
Speaker 3: I'll retrace your steps a fleeting thought.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you ever worry how many times you've been killed?
Speaker 2: In fuck marry kill?
Speaker 6: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 3: I've never thought about that. Well, now it's something I'm
Speaker 3: gonna worry about.
Speaker 2: Now it's in your head because I feel like no
Speaker 2: one's gotta be no one's going to be jumping to
Speaker 2: fuck Mitchchury, I think.
Speaker 3: And this is your self esteem again? Are you'd be surprised?
Speaker 2: I'm not all those messages you've been I'm not rushing
Speaker 2: for the compliments, but my strengthening life, and I'll be
Speaker 2: honest and you can agree, is marriage.
Speaker 3: I'd rather be picked for marriage in that game. I
Speaker 3: think that's the greater compliment.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to let down. If you pick
Speaker 2: someone to fuck and they were a dud.
Speaker 3: Roote, I know, like if it's a fuck Mary kill,
Speaker 3: give me three now, like celebrities, okay, Kate.
Speaker 2: Lane Brook Ye, Ruben k yep, and Margot Probie.
Speaker 3: See, I'd probably go I'd fuck margat Robbie just for
Speaker 3: the story. That's my thinking every time I choose to fuck,
Speaker 3: just for the story. Smart, Yeah, just to say I've
Speaker 3: been there. Marry Kate Langue a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it would.
Speaker 3: That means I have to kill Ruben k. But I
Speaker 3: don't want to kill Ruben k Oh. It's fine that
Speaker 3: you have to.
Speaker 2: You've got to do it.
Speaker 3: See, sometimes you get killed just because it's the last option.
Speaker 2: That one very true. And Ruben k would be a
Speaker 2: great route.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I've never pictured it, have you just now?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, in the situation of ask, this is the
Speaker 2: question I want to ask, and we might we can
Speaker 2: revisit this in a later episode listening now in during
Speaker 2: Idiot or Idiots listening to the show, there's three of
Speaker 2: us here. This is the perfect trio for a fuck
Speaker 2: married kill. Just post in our Facebook group d m
Speaker 2: as who you would fuck, marry and kill'd be so
Speaker 2: intrigued kill me.
Speaker 3: I'll make that our question on Spotify if you go
Speaker 3: to the comment section on Spotify, will put it in
Speaker 3: the Facebook group too. Please don't kill and make it
Speaker 3: an essay. I want to know why you've chosen m Yes.
Speaker 2: I want you at least who you'd fuck Marrakilla out
Speaker 2: of three of us, and I want you to justify
Speaker 2: every every reason. Jenna, I do think people would kill you,
Speaker 2: but only because you you're perpetual.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll come back to life again.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 2: If Mitch and I had killed, that's done. It's game
Speaker 2: over where we're wasted.
Speaker 5: You're finished.
Speaker 2: We're not You're like GTA you you wake up at
Speaker 2: the nearest hospital and.
Speaker 3: It only cost you ten dollars yea on medical bills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it appears in the top left of your eyesight.
Speaker 2: It's a very weir with a minus number and write
Speaker 2: in red decked I it's a good point. I just
Speaker 2: feel like I'd be great at marriage. People want to
Speaker 2: fuck you, Mitchell. Look at you. You're a little twinking
Speaker 2: throw your round there for that, your a little pocket
Speaker 2: fuck in a fuck yeah out of the three of us,
Speaker 2: I'd fuck you, I'd marry myself, and I'd kill Jenna
Speaker 2: and bear your body in a ditch. I just worry
Speaker 2: that whoever I'm up against, I'm going to be killed.
Speaker 3: I reckon there'd be a lot of people choosing to
Speaker 3: marry or fuck you. To be honest, yeah, I'm I'm
Speaker 3: just intrigued.
Speaker 2: I'd like to know.
Speaker 3: I'd never thought about it too now, but that is intriguing.
Speaker 2: Let's play quick more round. You give me some, We'll
Speaker 2: give each other one quickly because I gave you one.
Speaker 3: Like three people random Lady Gaga, Tiffany.
Speaker 4: Haidish, Christina Aguilera, Oh.
Speaker 2: Daryl Braithwait, you can't kill someone who's on their death
Speaker 2: mid um. I'd kill Tiffany Haadish.
Speaker 3: Why she's fantastic?
Speaker 2: Nah, arrogance there, I don't like it. I've seen her
Speaker 2: on the redcarpet. She's mean to the reporters, and that's
Speaker 2: my job sometimes and it's it's not nice. So she'd
Speaker 2: be killed in a fiery sort of explosion.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you get to choose how you kill them
Speaker 3: in my game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fiery explosion that looks like an accident. She's you
Speaker 2: know what, you know how she die?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: She's wor at a barbecue and we all go inside
Speaker 2: and I go, Tiff, can you change the gas canister
Speaker 2: on the weberque please? And she goes, no, worries Mitchie,
Speaker 2: and she does and it's set to explode and she's dead.
Speaker 3: I really really thought about this.
Speaker 2: I hope I don't have to go that in depth
Speaker 2: with who I'm fucking, which is Christina Aguilera. You'd fuck Christina, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's she's tiny and kind of like a bit of
Speaker 2: a pocket rocket, and she's cute.
Speaker 3: I'd fuck Gaga again just for the story.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like I don't want to be dominated.
Speaker 2: That scares me.
Speaker 3: If you reckon, she'd be dominant, would you. Oh yeah, actually,
Speaker 3: you know you're right.
Speaker 2: Probably bab babbyl Gussip come in me.
Speaker 3: She's got the vibro my ange. Or she might like
Speaker 3: to starfish hip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we both have chronic illnesses. We'd never be able
Speaker 2: to fuck each other. We'd all get over it. So
Speaker 2: I'd marry Gaga because I'm so dramatic. Imagine the stories
Speaker 2: we'd have together. We just embellish everything.
Speaker 3: And if you've got a divorce, great album on the way.
Speaker 3: You're doing everyone a favor.
Speaker 2: Fantastic. Okay, now, Jenna, let's brainstorm one for Jenna quickly,
Speaker 2: but only people like people.
Speaker 3: That people in Jenner's wheelhouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Grace Kelly, Helen Keller.
Speaker 3: Fuck Mary kill.
Speaker 2: Don't close your eyes, Jenna, that's off. Did you see
Speaker 2: what Joe just did you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, I would I would kill lighter.
Speaker 2: And why dare you?
Speaker 4: Because we'll have a time that's up and maybe hers
Speaker 4: sooner than later.
Speaker 3: When she dies, you could tell everyone I fucked her.
Speaker 3: That's why I'd choose to fuck.
Speaker 4: No, No, she'd just jump out of window.
Speaker 2: Okay, you'd kill But why she doesn't get a window.
Speaker 4: Because she's fallen out, because she's she can't see anymore.
Speaker 3: That's Helen Keller you're thinking of.
Speaker 2: No gets cataracts.
Speaker 4: Interesting, I'm marrying Helen.
Speaker 3: You're taking on a full time cameras well. You do
Speaker 3: realize she's blind and deaf.
Speaker 2: And she's a real bitch from all reports, she's very smart,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 3: And then I would fuck Christy why because she's she's.
Speaker 6: Beautiful and what a story that would be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, complete prince.
Speaker 6: She was a princess actually two of these people.
Speaker 3: Are already dead. Yeah, it's it's a hypothetical, Jenna. What
Speaker 3: you really think you're gonna kill about? She just revealed
Speaker 3: her plan.
Speaker 2: Jenna calls us both after the show.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. Step one blind her. I've got
Speaker 3: step two lead her near a window in water bloo.
Speaker 2: Can't do it, Mitch? How could you do it?
Speaker 3: To Tiffany? How did you do it? All?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Who would you fuck? Who'd you marry? Whould you kill?
Speaker 2: Out of the three of us? I want justification and
Speaker 2: then we'll bring you the report next week. I think
Speaker 2: it's very interesting, all right, Mitch? She ready for yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A Friday afternoon emails? Just a bad idea.
Speaker 2: If you're emailing on a Friday afternoon, you are not.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, thank you. Because when it comes to email,
Speaker 3: I do kind of tend to operate like business hours,
Speaker 3: nine to five weekdays. Anything outside of that, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to check it. And then, like most people, I'm
Speaker 3: sure I do kind of check out on a Friday afternoon,
Speaker 3: So if it's not there by like one or two pm,
Speaker 3: I'm probably not going to see it. Till Monday.
Speaker 2: No, I'm with you completely.
Speaker 3: However, there's been a couple of times recently where that's
Speaker 3: come back to bite me in the ass. I've missed
Speaker 3: a rather important email on a Friday afternoon. So funnily enough,
Speaker 3: speaking of Ruben k, remember we had Ruben Ka on
Speaker 3: the podcast as a guest a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: He was great, and we were saying, Wiley was on, Oh,
Speaker 3: we'll come to your comedy show. It sounds like a
Speaker 3: great night. Afterwards, his publicist emailed and said, oh, would
Speaker 3: you and Mitch like free tickets? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: fucking we were willing to pay for them, but why not.
Speaker 3: Sounds good, let's do it. And then that was weeks
Speaker 3: before the show. It kind of slipped my mind. I
Speaker 3: never got the email. And then fast forward to the
Speaker 3: night of Ruben's show. I just happened to be wandering
Speaker 3: down King Street and Newtown and I bumped into a
Speaker 3: friend and that's near the theater that Reuben was, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: and then my friend goes, oh, nice to see you,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. Are you off to Ruben as well?
Speaker 3: And I said, is that tonight? You're kidding that bloody
Speaker 3: publicist said she'd send us free tickets and never did.
Speaker 3: I'm going to miss out. I checked my emails on Monday,
Speaker 3: and they did send them on Friday afternoon. I just
Speaker 3: never saw them.
Speaker 2: Oh that's on them, that's not on you.
Speaker 3: They sent your ticket directly to you, but you were
Speaker 3: on leave, so you wouldn't have been checking your work.
Speaker 2: I don't even get it.
Speaker 3: I missed it, so bad luck. That's on us. What
Speaker 3: a shame we missed the show. I think it's I
Speaker 3: missed the email. You're Barry Matt Dorian of me. And
Speaker 3: but that's not the first time that that's happened. The
Speaker 3: first time was so much more mortifying. Still, to this day,
Speaker 3: I feel fucking terrible the fact that.
Speaker 2: You still remember it.
Speaker 3: It was just I felt awful. So I got a
Speaker 3: d M on a Thursday, right and it was inviting
Speaker 3: me to a VIP experience Sydney Opera house, dinner and
Speaker 3: a show the opening night of Madame Butterfly. Oh wow, beautiful,
Speaker 3: And they said on Instagram, I'll send us your email
Speaker 3: address by three pm otherwise we're going to have to
Speaker 3: give the spot to someone else. Of course, I was
Speaker 3: recording this fucking podcast right, And so I didn't get
Speaker 3: them my details by three pm, but I thought I'll
Speaker 3: send them through just in case. And then I never
Speaker 3: got an email. So I was like, right, oh, I
Speaker 3: missed out, bad luck. Whatever, that's fine. Then I checked
Speaker 3: my emails on the Monday morning and I had an
Speaker 3: email on Friday afternoon from Etta, who works at Opera Australia,
Speaker 3: of course, and she said, Hi, Mitchell, I'll meet you
Speaker 3: at Missus mcquarie's point on the stairs. I've got your tickets.
Speaker 3: I'll wait for you. I see you tomorrow. And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh no, just the thought of her standing
Speaker 3: there looking for me and I never turned up. I
Speaker 3: just felt terrible. I nearly cried. I felt so bad.
Speaker 2: The Futurama where Fry's dog sits outside of the convenience
Speaker 2: store for in forever, I was like, that.
Speaker 3: Poor woman was actually physically waiting for me and I
Speaker 3: never turned down.
Speaker 2: Two tickets in hands, shiver, and she'd be a theater woman,
Speaker 2: a names so skinny in a red trench.
Speaker 6: Goat, yeah, the big cod.
Speaker 2: It would be a wool merino wool jacket. Mort you're
Speaker 2: an animal.
Speaker 3: I know that is disgusting, but she was so lovely,
Speaker 3: and I actually called her because I felt that bad.
Speaker 3: Her number was in the email signature. I called her
Speaker 3: and I said, it's Mitchell Kin's. Oh you're a huge apology.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, blah blah blah, and she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: it's fine, it's fine. We all miss emails occasionally. Listen,
Speaker 3: you've missed Opening Night. But if you want some free
Speaker 3: tickets to come to one of the other shows, that's okay.
Speaker 3: I can hook you up.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know.
Speaker 3: And I was like, nah, I don't really give a
Speaker 3: fuck about the opera, but I was more in it
Speaker 3: for the dinner.
Speaker 2: I forget you, Madam Butterfly. That's enough of these two.
Speaker 2: Now let's hear and is it just you? All right,
Speaker 2: let's do it? Is you you something you've noticed you
Speaker 2: hate or appreciate. Mitch's done his, I've done mine. It
Speaker 2: is your turn. If you feature on the show, you
Speaker 2: get a prize.
Speaker 3: Yeah, prize keeper Jenna will send you something real nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if you do get on the show, make sure
Speaker 3: you hit her up at a couple of miches on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah DMUs or posting the Facebook group Enduring Idiots. If
Speaker 2: you're not part of that. Just search it in Facebook
Speaker 2: and join. It's very fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also you can text us, right Mitch.
Speaker 3: Of of course for one two seven one two oh
Speaker 3: nine two.
Speaker 2: That's all right baby? All right? Who do we have today?
Speaker 2: Lulu joining us from Western Sydney. Hi, Louis, Hi, Lou,
Speaker 2: Hi Loulie.
Speaker 8: Are you doing well today? I'm finally talking to you.
Speaker 3: Both, finally. Have you been in the queue for a bit?
Speaker 3: Have you a bit?
Speaker 8: I've been a bit busy.
Speaker 2: It's been very hard to tell, Lulu downdown really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: What do you do for work? Work?
Speaker 8: A personal assistant?
Speaker 3: Oh? Really?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Shit, so you would be run off your feet. I
Speaker 3: get it. Yeah, you're busy, busy.
Speaker 2: For someone, for someone famous?
Speaker 8: No, just lawyers.
Speaker 2: Oh but like a famous oil Are they working on
Speaker 2: any big cases?
Speaker 8: Only if you need a divorce?
Speaker 2: Oh that should have cadra. Mother forgot.
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound that fun fun? All right, alright, I
Speaker 3: need to stop.
Speaker 2: Bluelu hit us with your gym, Brady, your can't you in? Okay?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Is everyone in Europe at the moment?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yes, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3: It's just it's also like it's really bizarre. People from
Speaker 3: completely different corners of my life just happened to be
Speaker 3: going to the same place at the same time. You same.
Speaker 3: Apparently my short my Sean. Apparently Sewan's going to be
Speaker 3: running into my parents when they go to Scotland at
Speaker 3: the same time. Oh shit, my parents have never been
Speaker 3: overseas in their life. They only just got passports and
Speaker 3: they just happened to be bumping into shown in Scotland.
Speaker 3: How the fuck does that work?
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that. That's fucking weird. Also, why
Speaker 2: are you not going with either of them?
Speaker 3: Was an invited to be fair, but.
Speaker 2: Okay, checks out. It's painful. Everyone is in Europe and
Speaker 2: they're all having fun.
Speaker 6: I know it's just so sad, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Want them to be having phone I do.
Speaker 3: I don't mind it. Is this the whole thing, Lulu
Speaker 3: about being jealous of seeing all the photos?
Speaker 8: Yes, and it doesn't help. I was there two months ago.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're part of the problem, so you.
Speaker 3: Would be extra jealous. I understand that.
Speaker 2: Who has all these leave to go and travel Europe?
Speaker 6: I have nine and a half, no, ten and a
Speaker 6: half weeks of leave?
Speaker 3: Do you right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know if you leave have to pay that.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 5: That's why I've been extending it.
Speaker 2: Why don't you take a trip, Jenner?
Speaker 5: Because I want to be paid out.
Speaker 2: Oh so if you go, you have you can leave
Speaker 2: for ten weeks. Interesting. We know how much paying the
Speaker 2: bills and feeding yourself stresses you out.
Speaker 3: Then it's always been a problem.
Speaker 2: When was your last Europe? Because you've done Europe?
Speaker 3: Mench Yeah, like horrible contiguy? You didn't do a fucking kentiguy,
Speaker 3: did you, Lulu? None?
Speaker 8: Too old?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 3: Trust me? You're not missing? It was just vile? How
Speaker 3: long were you there, Lulu?
Speaker 8: In Europe? A month?
Speaker 5: A mom?
Speaker 3: Do you get homesick? Because eye bloody?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 3: I think a month is just that little bit too
Speaker 3: long overseas for me?
Speaker 8: Yeah, traveling with my sister and listening to her snory
Speaker 8: wasn't enough.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah no. See it's all well and good
Speaker 3: on Instagram, but ship like that makes the trip not
Speaker 3: so glad.
Speaker 2: All right, Lulu, Well you know I hope we could
Speaker 2: have given you a little bit of European flavor. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's let's make me feel like you're in Europe.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: That's a bit tropical as chow chow.
Speaker 3: No, what about that? Oh in the moon, it's the
Speaker 3: sky like a bigger.
Speaker 2: What's that song called?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just from Stuart Little.
Speaker 2: Wonder mo chow laurabla sur far. She's checked out?
Speaker 3: See hold on?
Speaker 2: Is this helping Willard?
Speaker 8: Yes? Yes, definitely. I feel like I'm there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Does this remind you of Europe?
Speaker 8: I was in mostly Ireland?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, then.
Speaker 3: I was doing an impression of the sister snoring Mitchell
Speaker 3: level and now I got it. You didn't Irish you.
Speaker 2: I did an Irish snorm.
Speaker 3: This reminds me of Titanic.
Speaker 2: H Is this before after the fuck before.
Speaker 3: When she went down to the popo floor to dance
Speaker 3: with him?
Speaker 2: Oh, and she stands on her toes and that button
Speaker 2: tooth idiot goes home?
Speaker 3: By god, weird flex being able to sound on your toes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a weird f I I even't thought
Speaker 2: about that. I wonder if they think.
Speaker 3: To imply that poor people couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: That's a very good point. She's shamed more.
Speaker 3: She did.
Speaker 2: Look, I exercised daily because I have enough money. Here's
Speaker 2: me standing on my heels and they die. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Lulu doesn't die.
Speaker 8: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: When the end she jumps off that boat. I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it in a while. Thanks lou Hey, if you
Speaker 2: want to dmgener'll get your prize, And of course you
Speaker 2: can DM us on Instagram. Be like Lulu. If you've
Speaker 2: had a thought, something you've noticed you hate to appreciate,
Speaker 2: we'll get you on the show too. Right. So, as
Speaker 2: you all know, I've got a little more time up
Speaker 2: my sleeve than I have in the past.
Speaker 3: Five years, but socializing and whatnot.
Speaker 2: More time for friends, more time for myself. I've actually
Speaker 2: realized that for the last five years I really haven't
Speaker 2: prioritized much of myself, which is fine. I think when
Speaker 2: I was I'm learning that when I was in a relationship,
Speaker 2: I threw myself at that person at that relationship. So
Speaker 2: it's nice to sort of throw things at myself. And
Speaker 2: in that process, I've realized that I don't have much
Speaker 2: to do other than this podcast, your time and do
Speaker 2: my radio shows. Yeah, I've got time, but now there's
Speaker 2: no one there to use it on. I have nothing
Speaker 2: else to do. I've been a bit wandering. I've been
Speaker 2: a bit lost. I don't know where to go.
Speaker 3: So the time you would normally spend it home with your.
Speaker 2: Beloved yeah, or doing things. You know, I used to
Speaker 2: love adventures.
Speaker 3: Now you're like, what do I do by myself?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Young, and no one else to do it with. I'm
Speaker 2: socializing with friends. But also you get sad when you
Speaker 2: don't have that other person's My mind wanders. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: am officially launching today my hobby hunt I need a
Speaker 2: new hobby.
Speaker 3: You're looking for a new hobby.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a new hobby. And I want to
Speaker 2: try a couple and I want to dabble, and I
Speaker 2: want ideas and options, and I want to work towards
Speaker 2: getting a couple hobbies that I can do per week.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's fucked? I was basically going to
Speaker 3: do this exact concept as a series on my Instagram
Speaker 3: and TikTok and stuff. We actually, yes, I hadn't come
Speaker 3: up with the clever name hobby Hunters. Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: was planning on doing it soon because my most recent
Speaker 3: therapy appointment, which was a while ago, he was like, so,
Speaker 3: what are your hobbies? And I said, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: I do a podcast. I make videos and he goes, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's your job now. I said, yeah, but it started
Speaker 3: as a hobby, and he goes, well, now that it's
Speaker 3: not your hobby anymore, you need a different hobby, and
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, what am I to gulf? Yes,
Speaker 3: I was going to go on Instagram and ask people
Speaker 3: what their hobbies are and then film myself trying them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we could do it together. I mean
Speaker 2: we could do hobby hard. Like I've got to go
Speaker 2: to pilates with you and do some bar.
Speaker 3: You might actually actually, I don't know if you'd like
Speaker 3: it or not. I mean I'm absolutely down for that
Speaker 3: coming on to a class.
Speaker 2: I was on a TikTok Live with You not long ago,
Speaker 2: and I did a bit of polarates on the way
Speaker 2: when I was Okay, I've.
Speaker 3: Been trying to drag Jenna along to bar classes as well.
Speaker 2: I'm bar I got should the three of us do?
Speaker 3: Yes? You never know, you might love it because I
Speaker 3: absolutely doore it.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, my current hobbies are the only real thing
Speaker 2: that I've added in is exercise. So I'm going I'm
Speaker 2: doing ten thousand steps today. I'm going to the gym
Speaker 2: twice a week, I've got a personal trainer, and that
Speaker 2: started out as a hobby, but now it's kind of like,
Speaker 2: just see, I.
Speaker 3: Don't really categorize exercise as a hobby, yeah, unless you're
Speaker 3: doing an activity like fucking tennis or something. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I kind of put exercise more in the self care
Speaker 3: category than hobby, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, My god.
Speaker 3: But also that's I'm talking about going for walks and shit,
Speaker 3: that's self care. However, going to Pilate's yoga bar classes
Speaker 3: for me, that's a bit of both, because I do
Speaker 3: enjoy them.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, I don't think it counts. It's just
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think of what I've added. Because
Speaker 2: I've got work every day, the radio show every day.
Speaker 2: Then I've got this podcast once a week, you're right.
Speaker 2: Then I've got like hanging with friends. I need a hobby,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: I'm just googling hobbies to try. Yeah, good gardening, pottery, No, no, reading. Nah,
Speaker 3: I don't think I can't see that.
Speaker 2: Wait did you say pottery?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, that's what I want to do. Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry, Jimmy,
Speaker 2: I ignored you.
Speaker 3: That's okay, Yes, I.
Speaker 2: Want to do pottery. I want to get a pottery
Speaker 2: wheel and an urn and a furnace.
Speaker 3: I can totally say you're doing that, but don't do
Speaker 3: what you usually do, which is buy all this shit
Speaker 3: and then not actually use it. I think you have
Speaker 3: to go to a class or just try it first. Like,
Speaker 3: instead of signing up to my bloody pilates studio, maybe
Speaker 3: I should see if they'll do like just for us
Speaker 3: so we can film it. Yeah, they'll do like a
Speaker 3: little fifteen minute tea is a class, a little trial
Speaker 3: instead of doing a full one and then being like,
Speaker 3: oh God, to pay for five fucking classes.
Speaker 2: I'm going to write these my in my notes. So
Speaker 2: I think a bar could be good. Pilartis could be
Speaker 2: good because it is the exercise which I'm really focused
Speaker 2: on at the moment, and it's social hobby.
Speaker 3: You don't really talk to people during the class, but.
Speaker 6: Sure there's still people.
Speaker 2: Then I'm not.
Speaker 3: Going I mean, we're going to have to if for
Speaker 3: recording it. But anyway, that's a podcast. Now the discussion knitting.
Speaker 3: What about knitting?
Speaker 2: You know what I would like to knit?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One of our staunch listeners, Josie Mitzi, shout out last
Speaker 2: winter knitted me and Jenna a beanie and a scarf,
Speaker 2: and I've been wearing it this week.
Speaker 3: I didn't get a beanie, but I do love my
Speaker 3: scarf from Josie.
Speaker 5: I love my scarf me too.
Speaker 2: I love a green one Josie, and she's.
Speaker 3: Going to actually do that, jos don't. Don't worry JACI
Speaker 3: forget about it's.
Speaker 2: You with their pussy cats. I would love to do
Speaker 2: knitting or crocheting or what's the other one with like
Speaker 2: a circle? Then it's the artwork.
Speaker 3: Oh, what do you call that?
Speaker 2: Crochet?
Speaker 5: Isn't that crochet?
Speaker 3: Cross stitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think that's what I'm after. Yeah, that'd be good,
Speaker 2: something that's busy with the brain. But then I also
Speaker 2: would like new friends, So I'm thinking something in a group,
Speaker 2: like no one gets together to knit unless you're in
Speaker 2: end of life care.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just looking at the other hobbies to try
Speaker 3: on the list that I've googled. What about baking? Oh
Speaker 3: I love baking, me too.
Speaker 2: I used to be not a good baker, but I
Speaker 2: used to bake all the time.
Speaker 3: Same but then I would eat the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too, that's true.
Speaker 2: I don't know there's something.
Speaker 3: Worse than making a whole cake and then you're like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: one's going to finish it. I'll throw it out. I
Speaker 3: couldn't let myself do that. I was raised in a drought, mate,
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking wasting food, so I'd eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the first thing that you baked or
Speaker 2: booked that made you think, oh my god, I love baking.
Speaker 3: Well, it was actually watching The Great Australian Bake Off.
Speaker 3: I was like, right, I'm just going to make that
Speaker 3: my personality now.
Speaker 2: Well, mine was Jullie Goodwin baking the Krock and Bush
Speaker 2: in marketersh Yeah, she's so sweaty and stressful and I
Speaker 2: really emulated every part of her. Really really was hot
Speaker 2: and sweaty. Okay, baking is good.
Speaker 3: Now I want a photography.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you know what that's That is a hobby
Speaker 2: of mine.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: You know, whenever I travel, I shoot film. I shoot
Speaker 2: thirty five millimeters Kodak film or Fujifilm film, thank you,
Speaker 2: and then I actually have a very fancy Fujifilm film
Speaker 2: simulation camera. You know, I went to Hawaii. I shot
Speaker 2: the whole thing on film.
Speaker 3: It is a hobby having those.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, it's one of those hobby. What
Speaker 2: am I going to do to take photos of us
Speaker 2: in studio?
Speaker 3: H what's wrong with that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Like it's good.
Speaker 3: I realized recently that I don't have a cute photo
Speaker 3: of me in the studio doing the podcast.
Speaker 5: I never have one.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I can I can take that? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can do that all right. Next week, I'll bring my camera.
Speaker 2: We'll do all the photo shoot.
Speaker 3: That's big about getting a camera because when I was
Speaker 3: on my Tazzi trip, I borrowed my friend Klay's camera
Speaker 3: and I was like, I miss having a camera separate
Speaker 3: to the fine. I used to be a mad photographer.
Speaker 3: I know all about it. I think I need to
Speaker 3: get back into it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I think it's a very queer thing.
Speaker 2: But I want photography phase.
Speaker 3: But if we're going to do this hobby hunt together,
Speaker 3: we can't do fucking boring shit because that's not a
Speaker 3: good video. We need to do like paintballing or some
Speaker 3: crap like that.
Speaker 2: That's not a hobby, isn't it. We could What do
Speaker 2: you want to do with tough matter?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do tough mutter.
Speaker 5: It's toast.
Speaker 3: One of them on the list of hobbies is do
Speaker 3: stand up comedy. Hey, that's also a profession. How dare
Speaker 3: we kind of work would work?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been doing a lot of that about eleven
Speaker 2: pm at night.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Ogami similar to I went.
Speaker 6: Through a phase, did you?
Speaker 5: I was making oregony every wales.
Speaker 3: What about geocaching?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been through a geoca period. Yeah, I goks
Speaker 2: for a bit.
Speaker 3: See. I actually would argue that you don't need a
Speaker 3: new hobby because you already do things, you just don't
Speaker 3: tell us about them. I was shocked when you came
Speaker 3: to my place the other day to discover just how
Speaker 3: intensely you are of a gamer.
Speaker 2: I'm a big gamer. I had no idea I'm a
Speaker 2: good game. We played Fortnite, and your friends were shocked
Speaker 2: at how good.
Speaker 3: It's surprising. It was very confronting.
Speaker 2: You know, what's weird for someone who talks about themselves
Speaker 2: a lot for a profression? Yeah, I don't say a
Speaker 2: lot of those things. There's a lot to I need
Speaker 2: to like.
Speaker 3: Why didn't we do a segment on geocaching on the podcast?
Speaker 3: We could have sent Jenna on a wild goose chase.
Speaker 2: Goose cash nice I likes.
Speaker 3: Okay. For those who don't know how to explain doocation.
Speaker 2: Geocaching is like a global sort of hide and seek
Speaker 2: game where people hide items mostly off. They're often in
Speaker 2: a tupperwaar or like a lock box, but they're hidden
Speaker 2: in extremely, extremely elaborate places. So there'd be one which
Speaker 2: is there'd be one brick on the pillar of the
Speaker 2: harbor bridge that is loose, but it's padlocked closed, but
Speaker 2: the code to it is on the opera house sales underneath.
Speaker 2: Like it's all it's a giant puzzle. It's very very cool.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just opened the geocaching app, went
Speaker 3: to my current location. Look how many fucking things are
Speaker 3: hidden around this area?
Speaker 2: Heaps?
Speaker 3: Should we do next week? Just send Jenner out on
Speaker 3: a gach band.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny, you're okay to go gksh.
Speaker 3: Absolutely all the three of us can go.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, Well this is this is a
Speaker 2: lot to play with photography. I do love to game. Okay,
Speaker 2: hold on, If anyone listening wants to game with me,
Speaker 2: message me and I'll give you my game details. We
Speaker 2: can all play. You can play. I've got a head hit.
Speaker 2: I play Fortnite I play as elder.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I didn't know that you were that into it.
Speaker 2: I've been a gamer for I've had every console. I
Speaker 2: lined up at midnight to get the game Cube, a
Speaker 2: midnight to get the.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that that doesn't count as a hobby.
Speaker 3: You've got plenty. I'm the one that's clearly to die
Speaker 3: in need.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because I'm heartbroken and I need to fill
Speaker 2: the void.
Speaker 3: Well, then just get back to the things you've already enjoyed,
Speaker 3: like fishing that's on the list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love to eat fish.
Speaker 3: Is so fucking boring, Like, once you've cast the rod,
Speaker 3: what next? Sit there and get day drunk? What a hobby?
Speaker 2: And sunburn? Bitch about your missus.
Speaker 3: Bird watching? Oh that's not I think.
Speaker 2: I'm not patient enough for bird watching.
Speaker 3: No, I'd give up real quick, and we.
Speaker 2: Have ADHD we'd be like, we wouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: look for the bird.
Speaker 3: To you and including yourself in that we you've got.
Speaker 2: I'm undiagnosed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, chess.
Speaker 2: I actually played chess. I've learned to play and I
Speaker 2: enjoy it.
Speaker 6: Is there anything you don't do?
Speaker 2: Well, I've just gotten into do cow.
Speaker 3: O cow really? Oh?
Speaker 2: What did I say to do cow o. Sorry, so
Speaker 2: do cow.
Speaker 3: I'll look outside of that gorgeous blouse sky Mitchell.
Speaker 2: That's not it doesn't work it so does.
Speaker 3: It's okay, we'll get through out this chow.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's the flower.
Speaker 3: Actually you leave it theviow.
Speaker 2: No, you know I was rewatching the other night. Made
Speaker 2: me cry. Mm when Sally closes that door on poor
Speaker 2: little bow, I cry.
Speaker 3: Do you need to tish how I did at the time?
Speaker 2: I did at the time. All right, can we move
Speaker 2: on from this? My brain can't cope.
Speaker 3: My favorite show as a child was Winnie the Power. Okay, sorry.
Speaker 3: Once I'm on this, I can't stop anyway. Get a
Speaker 3: new hobby, I guess. Send us your hobbies idiots, so
Speaker 3: cheer take inspiration. These are all very like top line hobbies.
Speaker 3: I want really niche shit. I remember one of our listeners,
Speaker 3: this is something I considered for my hobby hunt. One
Speaker 3: of our listeners told me that they volunteer at I
Speaker 3: think it's a Sydney guinea pig rescue place. And I
Speaker 3: had guinea pigs as the kids, so I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe I should do a shift at the guinea pig
Speaker 3: hospital or whatever it's called. I haven't looked into it,
Speaker 3: but I've been thinking of doing it. I think that's
Speaker 3: a step, just thinking of looking into it.
Speaker 5: I met up with some guinea pig people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a fire alarm going off.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a flashing light here? Is that off air?
Speaker 2: It is the firearm? Is it all right? Well we
Speaker 2: should probably go on that note.
Speaker 5: I don't really feel like going.
Speaker 3: I'll directly fucking evacuate. It's literally saying evacuate as directed.
Speaker 2: Well, no one's directed us, and no one can. We're
Speaker 2: an original owned podcast or a small business. They can't
Speaker 2: tell us what to do.
Speaker 5: It directed.
Speaker 2: Everyone is leaving.
Speaker 3: I just don't know whether to take it seriously or not,
Speaker 3: because it happened all the time when I worked. Oh
Speaker 3: look the file, Oh god, the warden fear and everything.
Speaker 6: I have to wear red hats.
Speaker 3: So we're just going to burn to death? Or are
Speaker 3: we going to evacuate?
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's just go to a break and we
Speaker 2: can sort it out.
Speaker 6: Oh I can't you burn?
Speaker 2: You can stay if you want, Jenna, that's volunteery?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 3: Okay, we're back. We survive. We're ala, we didn't burn.
Speaker 2: It's all good well, Jenna Perish, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's no longer with us, which is very unfortunate.
Speaker 2: She's just reappeared because she's perpetual. She's here. I order
Speaker 2: to earn on Amazon for you and everything. I've had
Speaker 2: a little cat on it. We're back now.
Speaker 3: Just a reminder about our very special Talk Back Things
Speaker 3: Live episode coming up. It'll be here before you know it.
Speaker 3: August twelve, Saturday afternoon, five pm Sydney time is when
Speaker 3: we're going to kick off our live stream. You can
Speaker 3: watch the whole episode live. You can call in chat
Speaker 3: twists about anything you like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your chance to connect with the show as
Speaker 2: if it's live like a radio show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because usually you just get this pre record a
Speaker 3: piece of shit every week. But now this time you're
Speaker 3: going to be able to be there for all the magic.
Speaker 2: Have people really put together the pieces that a podcast
Speaker 2: really is just a very long fucking voicemail. It is
Speaker 2: actually like that's all a podcast is. Like you don't
Speaker 2: get to you can get to talk back.
Speaker 3: If Instagram didn't have the one minute time limit on
Speaker 3: those bloody you know, the voice voice can say oh
Speaker 3: this is what it would sound like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know the amount of times I've
Speaker 2: been cut off and the juicy bit at the end,
Speaker 2: and then I forget. It's so frustrated it to vibrate
Speaker 2: the phone.
Speaker 3: What's the longest voice message anyone's ever sent you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think like five six minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh I can beat that. My friend Oscar sent me
Speaker 3: a twelve minute voice message. Will just send me telling
Speaker 3: me the gossip from the night before, and Sean and
Speaker 3: I were like, I will save it for the drive.
Speaker 3: It'll be like a podcast if listening to his story.
Speaker 2: At that point, I'm not interested. I'm not because you
Speaker 2: can't pause it. Because if you have, you ever tried
Speaker 2: to pause a voice note and then and then scrub
Speaker 2: it like fast forward to it. Yeah, but not with
Speaker 2: this fucking shrek thumb, I can't. I like try to
Speaker 2: tap it. I tap the four previous messages. I end
Speaker 2: up like doing the excavation point react on messages. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is flat anyway, Yes, long story, short, talkback things
Speaker 2: Live is happening. We're gonna have a live number. You
Speaker 2: can call us, you can chat to us, you can
Speaker 2: ask us anything. Happen? Is it just you with your own?
Speaker 3: Last year was so fun, so I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: It's like a little night out. And we've timed it
Speaker 2: perfectly because the theory in the thinking is that you're
Speaker 2: going to go out, you might have dinner. Everyone on
Speaker 2: a Saturday at that point in time is in bed
Speaker 2: sort of chillin' or at home just roll.
Speaker 3: Or like you're starting to get ready really slowly for
Speaker 3: your Saturday night plan exactly.
Speaker 6: And we'll be ordering food.
Speaker 3: So important.
Speaker 2: You've asked that can you do what you want?
Speaker 3: You're a great adult.
Speaker 2: Has this move ruined you?
Speaker 8: You have?
Speaker 2: Inflation is really rough in your heart?
Speaker 5: I haven't eaten.
Speaker 2: Jenny will get food.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sure we can manage that.
Speaker 2: We can shout your chicken rooster roll.
Speaker 3: Now, before we go, just one little peak behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: I wanted to give you right so you know, every
Speaker 3: week at the very start of the episode, we've got
Speaker 3: the podcast opener, the whole this is is it just
Speaker 3: me all that, it's.
Speaker 2: The scene, it's the branding for new listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know how every week we've been alternating
Speaker 3: different little grabs from the show. Little you know, examples
Speaker 3: of the episode, it's just like a good laugh, it's fun,
Speaker 3: and so I made a new one for this week's episode.
Speaker 3: There was a funny moment from last week's episode that
Speaker 3: I put into the opener, and I noticed it was
Speaker 3: that moment when you said, oh, can you put videos
Speaker 3: on YouTube? And I said, can you send letters at
Speaker 3: the post office? As if to be like a fucking
Speaker 3: course you can. And I noticed when I was making
Speaker 3: the opener that when I said post office, even with
Speaker 3: my lisp, I must have done too good of a
Speaker 3: job at hiding my lisp because my s's were too crisp.
Speaker 3: If anything, there was like a little whistle really when
Speaker 3: I said post office, and it sort of hurt my
Speaker 3: ears a bit. I was like, oh, that's a bit much,
Speaker 3: And so I tried adding a dser effect to try
Speaker 3: and make the s less sibil. That was hard to
Speaker 3: say that that's less sibilant.
Speaker 2: Wait, so it's like a software that listens to the
Speaker 2: audio and tries to pull out the harshness of the s.
Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much, yeah, yeah yeah, And it didn't work well.
Speaker 3: It had the opposite effect. So I don't know why,
Speaker 3: but the DSA software didn't even recognize that I was
Speaker 3: saying the letter S probably because I say it differently
Speaker 3: because I got a lisp. However, you who does not
Speaker 3: have a lisp, it removed your s's to the point
Speaker 3: where it just sounds like you have a full on
Speaker 3: speech impediment. What do you mean? Listen, I'm going to
Speaker 3: play it to you ready. This is what the DF
Speaker 3: filter did to our audio.
Speaker 2: Can you post videos to YouTube?
Speaker 3: What sort of a question is that? Can I send
Speaker 3: letters at the post office?
Speaker 2: That's so dumb? Can you mind grow through simple alerts?
Speaker 3: Can we get out of the ground in this helicopter?
Speaker 3: Could we might grow through the woolworth?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it sounds like I've got a cleft palette.
Speaker 3: But I sound completely normal.
Speaker 2: No, all that is telling me is that your s's
Speaker 2: are so fucked that the software makes your sound normal
Speaker 2: but has to kill mine.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even recognize my as essays.
Speaker 2: Imagine, I don't really listen back to the podcast. Imagine
Speaker 2: if you'd been doing that for the last one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty.
Speaker 3: However, No, I'm really used it until an hour, and
Speaker 3: I won't be using it again, although I did try
Speaker 3: it with another bit of audio. If it does it
Speaker 3: to every every piece of audio. Ready it's suned again,
Speaker 3: giving you a full on speech impediment.
Speaker 2: In high school, I thought compulsory meant you had a choice,
Speaker 2: and my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on a Mitch
Speaker 2: Mass's compulsory and fantastic courses of drama. Oh my, I
Speaker 2: sound so gay.
Speaker 3: It missed a couple of them there, But it was like,
Speaker 3: matthis compulsory.
Speaker 2: It makes me sound like I'm talking about this in
Speaker 2: my hands. Mathis compolsory. It's me doing a campy accent.
Speaker 3: But mine, we're completely fine. Post office.
Speaker 2: No it actually it did. I think it crispsy yours
Speaker 2: up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it made them worse, if anything, that.
Speaker 2: Is so stupid. Oh my god. Should I say something
Speaker 2: with heaps of s's now? And then someone else can try.
Speaker 3: She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Okay, actually,
Speaker 3: before you do it, do it onto a voice the tho.
Speaker 3: I'll put the S built on it right now?
Speaker 2: Oh smart? She sells seashells by the sea shore. How
Speaker 2: many s's in that?
Speaker 3: All right? Let's see.
Speaker 6: Oh let's see this.
Speaker 3: Drop that to the laptop.
Speaker 5: This is fun.
Speaker 3: Got the audio.
Speaker 2: Good, But you're a tech whiz.
Speaker 3: I know, and today of all days, but it's going
Speaker 3: to take forever.
Speaker 2: Opening there we go, Junior Cortez, SPI kids.
Speaker 3: Right, hang on d S yep, real SPI kid. Okay, ready,
Speaker 3: I'm playing off my laptop.
Speaker 2: She still it's hurt my feelings.
Speaker 3: That's who would ever use that software and be like, nah,
Speaker 3: it's good to guy. Let's release that episode.
Speaker 2: It's perfect if there's a DS so the sign says
Speaker 2: that there's an adds a right, or there's something that
Speaker 2: will that will bump up.
Speaker 3: The welcome to the podcast. Just really hands up there, thankfully,
Speaker 3: thankfully say you next thing. We shut it out here,
Speaker 3: shouldn't we?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really could. Thank you listening to the show.
Speaker 2: We are We're done. We're done. This is the end
Speaker 2: of the show. We're not forgetting anything. We'll see you
Speaker 2: guys in a week. Bye kidding. It's your birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh this is the redemption. Redemption I remember, and we.
Speaker 2: Left it to the end to edg you. I can't
Speaker 2: believe he didn't get mad at.
Speaker 3: I know it slipped my mind to tell you the truth.
Speaker 2: Well, Hi, Hi, happy birthday. Thanks Hi.
Speaker 3: It's not till tuesday, but yeah, thanks all the same, we.
Speaker 2: Know, but we thought we want to celebrate because by
Speaker 2: the time next episode drops, his birthday.
Speaker 3: Has been and gone and gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a pre celebration.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday twenty seven, twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it exciting?
Speaker 3: How's the last year been for you? Because you're twenty seven?
Speaker 2: Company, you know the answer to that, worst of my life?
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. But Sean
Speaker 2: is beautiful, and yeah, let's not go to that. I
Speaker 2: think you're gonna have a great year income the gift
Speaker 2: that we have for you. Come on in, here we go,
Speaker 2: my god in Jim colored flower. Do you love this?
Speaker 3: It's so smart?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Look at that. I was literally going to swing by
Speaker 3: the fucking servo on the way home and buy myself flowers,
Speaker 3: as Miley would say. But look at that.
Speaker 2: You can shake your hand, explain the colors on this.
Speaker 3: Oh you've even got a bit of blue in there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went and got to the florist and said, high,
Speaker 2: I need flowers for my podcast co host. She said,
Speaker 2: what do you want? I went, I want pink, blue
Speaker 2: and yellow, and she said that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: It looks beautiful. Actually, she said she goes.
Speaker 2: She said they won't work, and I said, just please,
Speaker 2: for the love of gold, they do do it.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd just like grabbed a pre made bunch,
Speaker 3: but these are custom flowers.
Speaker 2: These are custom made.
Speaker 3: You're too good to me.
Speaker 2: That also your second and final gift.
Speaker 4: I've got one too, separate gift from she's.
Speaker 3: Got it's a piece of paper.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a piece.
Speaker 2: We're not a thought and time and effort put to that, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yes, fifty dollar about it for a beautician?
Speaker 3: What work do you think I need done? Jenner?
Speaker 6: I know I looked into it. They do spray tans,
Speaker 6: they didn't facial.
Speaker 3: Okay, that'll be good. That'll be handy.
Speaker 6: And it's in your suburbs, so well perfect.
Speaker 3: That's this downstairs for me.
Speaker 2: Well done, not docs in his suburb. That's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I nearly read it out and then
Speaker 3: I was like, that's literally in my complex.
Speaker 2: A facial Mitchell, that's nice.
Speaker 3: I don't think of eut the ha one.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, get shown on too that he should
Speaker 2: fix it?
Speaker 3: Please should?
Speaker 2: That should be quite easy. Sort all right, we need
Speaker 2: to give you your third and final gift. Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm being spoiled.
Speaker 2: We are in a podcast studio, if you could please,
Speaker 2: and I don't. I want you to feel like we've
Speaker 2: prepared something, because we have. If you look at the
Speaker 2: phone lines here, you'll see Betty in Blacktown? What is
Speaker 2: call a number down the bottom? What does it say?
Speaker 3: Oh, Betty Blacktown, prize pig. That's not I'm supposed to
Speaker 3: read that.
Speaker 2: That's not Betty in Blacktown. She's not a prize pig.
Speaker 2: Please welcome to your to the show. Your third and
Speaker 2: final gift Hello, Hello, it's.
Speaker 3: Literally just got a room an hour ago. But okay,
Speaker 3: why do I think it was going to be Kate
Speaker 3: Langbrook pet name?
Speaker 9: Hi, Sean, Hello, hell are you?
Speaker 3: Yes? We're good. They've just spoiled me with flowers in
Speaker 3: a gift card, so yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Sold last year is later.
Speaker 9: I was a little bit, Yeah, I was a little
Speaker 9: bit worried.
Speaker 2: Beautiful you and I both showan. Now Mitch has something
Speaker 2: that he wants from me. He wants a facial.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, he was just saying because I said,
Speaker 3: oh this beautician voucher lovely. I've never had a facial
Speaker 3: and he goes, oh, get shot to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, yeah, no, that's some state advice.
Speaker 3: The allow that the leader of water.
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing? Because it's next Tuesday? What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Are you going to go out for tea?
Speaker 2: You're gonna what are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I haven't actually organized it yet, but I might to
Speaker 3: do a pub dinner with a few friends. I've invited Jenna.
Speaker 3: She's the only person I've invited so far.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 6: And guess what I'm.
Speaker 1: Going We'll hold you can hold me.
Speaker 9: I've invited as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, us Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you want to invite me now?
Speaker 3: Still be on the radio when we're having dinner? I
Speaker 3: can come really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can pull some strings.
Speaker 3: Do you really want me to hold you to that
Speaker 3: because you won't be there?
Speaker 2: Well, invite me either way?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Then when you turn that after your your things always
Speaker 2: go back to a house or something, so I can
Speaker 2: come to the late night.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, but then the kick Ons?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, kick ons. Can I just say we have
Speaker 2: had some big celebs on this show, none harder to
Speaker 2: tie down than Sean. Really, he said, I've got a
Speaker 2: gala to attend in ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Yalla, what are you going to.
Speaker 1: A work thing, but I'm representing my current boss at
Speaker 1: the same event that my former boss will be at.
Speaker 9: There's no bad light. It's everything's good. But I would
Speaker 9: have seen her since.
Speaker 1: I don't sh sorry, he says, I have an I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to say function.
Speaker 2: Sorry, don't function and GIRLA have the same energy. We're
Speaker 2: happy birthday, Mitchell. We love you.
Speaker 9: Happy birthday, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you? So why have you gotten Shawn on
Speaker 3: just because he loves you and we love you?
Speaker 2: And this is all the people that love you in
Speaker 2: one room.
Speaker 3: Oh, I really like this. I did just see Sean
Speaker 3: an ago. I was getting the tire change car for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Can I embarrass Mitchell for a moment?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 9: God, What the hell would I do without you? This
Speaker 9: is the second time my.
Speaker 7: Tires have popped in a short number of months, exactly
Speaker 7: because like, when anything terrible happens, that's a little bit
Speaker 7: beyond the scope of my capability.
Speaker 9: It's to just die on the spot. But Mitchell keeps.
Speaker 1: Me calm and not only like helps you fix it,
Speaker 1: he just like takes over and takes it off my
Speaker 1: hands and does it. And I'm just so lucky. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 9: Vischeal.
Speaker 3: Literally it was beautiful. He was on the phone to
Speaker 3: me last night and he goes, I think I hit something,
Speaker 3: Oh Mitchell, Oh, I popped a tire. And you know,
Speaker 3: me like any opportunity to show off, and my love
Speaker 3: language is access service. I was like, brilliant, I'll deal
Speaker 3: with it. Fantastic. This is the best element.
Speaker 2: Because that is you. When I was moving, Mitch is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll come and bring my my drill. Well, I'll help
Speaker 2: me move your washing. What need you do?
Speaker 9: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Mitchell was looking so masked this morning changing that tire.
Speaker 1: Really it was noted by the stars.
Speaker 9: I'll have you know. In that beautifulwear.
Speaker 3: Jumper and my scrunchy really mask.
Speaker 2: You kneeling on my towel. I saw it was very daintyous.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he got his poor hands a little bit dirty.
Speaker 9: It was very stressful.
Speaker 2: He's okay, oh, Sean, we just wanted to pop in,
Speaker 2: you know, Michell, this is more for the for the
Speaker 2: listeners and the idiots. You know they love you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: from the boyfriends and from the boyfriend and you're hearing
Speaker 2: you the love that they have for you.
Speaker 3: Should I take my headphones off and not listen and
Speaker 3: Sean can tell you what he's getting this my birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fantastic.
Speaker 3: I haven't gotten there at the time of record.
Speaker 2: All right, turn, I'm going to turn your mic off too,
Speaker 2: that's idea, and then headphones off, turn your vot. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's hold on, Sean, he's leaving them. I'm sure someone's
Speaker 2: going to tie for you to change.
Speaker 5: Wait till it's fully closed.
Speaker 3: It's gone.
Speaker 5: Yep, he's gone. He's around the corner.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm going to stew the beans a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm actually battling Mitchell's mum, Jane, beautiful Jane, because she
Speaker 1: lang me asking for like any ideas or anything that
Speaker 1: I've noticed that Mitchell might want. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm asking myself the same thing. There's this beautiful, like
Speaker 1: green like branded shirt from.
Speaker 9: The Bloody Is Yoga studio he goes to. Yeah, I
Speaker 9: don't know he's got his eye on. But we all
Speaker 9: know Mitchell. He just if he wants something, he hops
Speaker 9: on episode he needs it.
Speaker 1: So it's really hard to buy something in time. But
Speaker 1: I've given Jane this idea and now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have. I should have been selfish and kept
Speaker 1: to myself. So either Jane or I will get it
Speaker 1: for him. But in the meantime, I'm taking him to
Speaker 1: gold Class to see Barbie on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 1: The physical present will either be the green thing from
Speaker 1: the yoga thing or or I'll have to scramble and
Speaker 1: find something else last minute, because I think I may
Speaker 1: have people pleased him it too hard and let Jane have.
Speaker 2: Definitely, Also, there is a physical gift you can give
Speaker 2: him that Jane cannot provide. Can I hope that happens.
Speaker 2: I just hope that happens. Okay. Back in back in
Speaker 2: Mitchell Mitchell was Mitchell was winding up. He had his
Speaker 2: fingers going hurry up. Sean gave us a very long
Speaker 2: it'll be great podcasting. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: I just realized that law in this plan, what I
Speaker 3: have to edit this podcast for my birthday.
Speaker 2: No, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. There's no editing
Speaker 2: needed in that, Liam. Okay, so just don't listen till.
Speaker 5: I promise you don't edit that.
Speaker 2: His word economy was great, Yeah, really, like I was
Speaker 2: out there a long time. He did say one thing
Speaker 2: that was mildly racist, but one in his career. Just
Speaker 2: keep it in, He'll be fine. Keep it in, keep definitely.
Speaker 2: We love you, Sean. Thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'll see you very soon several time.
Speaker 9: I'm very excited for you you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, obviously I'll probably talk to you after the
Speaker 3: recording as well.
Speaker 1: See everybody on Tuesday as well.
Speaker 2: Then yes, well no, I haven't got the official invice.
Speaker 3: Gave you the fucking.
Speaker 2: I can't come Tuesday show. We love you, love you guys,
Speaker 2: have fun at the function. Oh there you go, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: it's your shot.
Speaker 3: Because when I thought betting from Blacktown, remember that was
Speaker 3: Kate lane Brook.
Speaker 2: That's why I did that. God, I just did it
Speaker 2: as a dumb joke. So happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Now we should go because this is blowing the
Speaker 2: episode out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry about that, and I'm not even allowed to
Speaker 3: edit it.
Speaker 2: No, don't touch it, don't you dare touch on? All right,
Speaker 2: we'll see you in a week.
Speaker 3: We love you all.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. Five stars of course if you can.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we'll see you next next Monday.
Speaker 3: Catch it soon by you to get that is it?
Speaker 2: Just Me a podcast by a couple of miches. Make
Speaker 2: sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief this is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend that we're done, but we're not done.
Speaker 3: We just talked shit for a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me just chill.
Speaker 3: People often say to me, oh, as if people are
Speaker 3: that stupid, As if people haven't found the secret segment yet,
Speaker 3: you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of fun people, because.
Speaker 3: Some people just if they hear the show in they'll
Speaker 3: click and a song or something. You know, they'll move
Speaker 3: on with their lives.
Speaker 2: I have wondered if if there's anyone that has listened
Speaker 2: to the show for as long as we've been making
Speaker 2: shows that has not cocked onto the fact.
Speaker 3: I don't doubt that they would have found out eventually.
Speaker 2: God someone posted in our Facebook group which when once again,
Speaker 2: if you're not in Endurant Idiots E n D, you
Speaker 2: are a n D idiots, because some people really are
Speaker 2: actual idiots, and trust me, they spell it in very weird,
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Speaker 2: I D G E M.
Speaker 3: I T J.
Speaker 2: Here's my IT'SM just me?
Speaker 3: Is tit just me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, is it just me? You got a tape? No,
Speaker 2: that's me and they no, I know, No, I'm not
Speaker 2: knocking Tafe. I'm knocking people needing to be educated anyway.
Speaker 2: And they said, I've just gone back and listened to
Speaker 2: every episode. I've gone back and I've just discovered the
Speaker 2: podcast miraculously, and I've gone back and listened to all
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Reverse, which makes me nervous.
Speaker 2: I could never watch listen to a podcast in reverse. No,
Speaker 2: it just doesn't think I can't. I want to listen
Speaker 2: from this chronological order. Hey, someone messaged me and said,
Speaker 2: thanks for the recommendation. I recommended the other two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she posted in the group and everyone's like, we
Speaker 2: loved it, we loved it. So another recommendation. Because I'm
Speaker 2: on Fire bad joke, Barry. It's also on Binge or
Speaker 2: Foxtail Girl.
Speaker 3: Barry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barry, really good. It's dark, dark comedy.
Speaker 3: Oh that's very me, very you, Barry.
Speaker 2: Here's the synopsis.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not even new. It's like, oh is it
Speaker 3: still going?
Speaker 2: The final season that ends it all just came out
Speaker 2: so you can get watched.
Speaker 3: It in reverse.
Speaker 2: Will ruin everything, It'll make no zens Barry is a
Speaker 2: is an assassin like a hit man and Bill Haydar
Speaker 2: and he's a hit man and he kills people. However,
Speaker 2: he moves to La for a new start and start
Speaker 2: doing acting classes because he wants to change his way.
Speaker 2: He's like, it can't be a hit man anymore, so
Speaker 2: he goes to do improment acting classes. Sounds a make
Speaker 2: but then his hitman pass catches up to him and
Speaker 2: then he has to kill. But he's also studying acting,
Speaker 2: so all his friends are like, do you want to
Speaker 2: come to my place tonight and we can practice our
Speaker 2: lines for a fellow. But then he's also like killing
Speaker 2: people by day. It's so good.
Speaker 3: You just reminded me that last time I was playing
Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto with my friend Achlyn. Yeah, shot my
Speaker 3: cup of tea host back in the day. Of course,
Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto is set in La right or vine Wood.
Speaker 3: It's like a rip off of La Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: And we're just going around killing people and she goes,
Speaker 3: is there any rule in this game that says you
Speaker 3: have to kill?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What if we just tried to make it as an
Speaker 3: actor on Grand Theft Auto? We just went to audition
Speaker 3: in La. You probably could, you know, I probably could.
Speaker 2: Well, that was like you and I played it the
Speaker 2: other night at your house on a gaming night, and
Speaker 2: I've played before, so I know.
Speaker 3: You all these fucking hacks. I was like, where have
Speaker 3: you been hiding this hobby?
Speaker 2: If you get in a taxi and grand theft auto five,
Speaker 2: you don't have to just hijacket and drive it around.
Speaker 2: You can turn on the media and start taking trips
Speaker 2: and you can be a taxi driver and make money.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 2: It was really fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like good money, too, great money. If
Speaker 3: you shoot someone on the side of the road in
Speaker 3: grand theft auto, they might only have fourteen bucks on them.
Speaker 3: But these taxi we were clean enough.
Speaker 2: We were It was over time and a half in
Speaker 2: vine Wood.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now I can't forget. By the way,
Speaker 3: we got a little delivery this week?
Speaker 2: Oh we did, Yeah we did.
Speaker 3: So do you have it? Yeah? It's over here. So, oh, Jen,
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you this rule. I can you
Speaker 3: try to unbox that?
Speaker 2: Now? This is from Mitch who was our Is it
Speaker 2: just you call the last week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Mitch that I assumed was straight, but huge mistake. Yeah,
Speaker 3: another gay bo just like us. So he also runs
Speaker 3: lone clothing company and sent to some of his staff
Speaker 3: which is very gorge.
Speaker 2: Can I just say I was on the phone to
Speaker 2: one of my good friends, also a gay Mitch hilarious.
Speaker 2: That's actually so funny, and he was saying that Mitch
Speaker 2: sounded so fucking hot. So, Mitch, if your relationship ever fails,
Speaker 2: we got plenty for you, and I'm not wishing that
Speaker 2: upon you. Jenna. I've never seen someone struggle to open
Speaker 2: a box.
Speaker 3: Each bit of tape individually instead of just going hush
Speaker 3: with one swipe. I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm doing it nicely.
Speaker 3: Why I want to?
Speaker 2: So, Mitch, can you plug his company? What is it?
Speaker 3: I just said, loan clothing? Sorry, yeah, loan clothing Company.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 3: You can. You can just follow loan Clothing Co. On Instagram. Right,
Speaker 3: she's open them up, here we go.
Speaker 6: This is for me, it says cut lead.
Speaker 2: That's funny, hot en funny, sounds like me, Mitchell cheery,
Speaker 2: thank you, Chuck mate, thanks.
Speaker 3: And this is for me.
Speaker 2: It feels luxurious and heavy.
Speaker 3: All right, let's open this slut up. Oh I like
Speaker 3: this already, yes, look at this? Oh look kid, this
Speaker 3: is j Z forget it. I've got a beanie now
Speaker 3: we don't have to knit a thing as well. There's
Speaker 3: multiple things in here, too generous if you're listening.
Speaker 2: I got a beanie in brown amazing.
Speaker 3: A black button up that'll be good for the next funeral.
Speaker 2: I'm not really any person.
Speaker 3: Ooh, this one has a rainbow one at Gate. Love it.
Speaker 3: I'm a slut for a black tea. That's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I've got extra large fuck oh love, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, there's so much My god, his shirt niht me
Speaker 3: as fuck. That's coming with me a stone wall one not.
Speaker 2: This is very rare.
Speaker 3: Shit j I know that people can't see what we're unboxing,
Speaker 3: but the long story short is this is all fucking delightful.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to check out. I'ven a clothing company
Speaker 3: because a holy shit, this is.
Speaker 2: So many Mitch, this is far too kind. What did
Speaker 2: you send him in return? Did you get one fucking
Speaker 2: pop socket?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: He got three pop sockets and a mug good gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It seems that seems fair.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't really like in terms of value, he's
Speaker 3: far more out.
Speaker 2: Of This is great at Lone Clothing Co. Also Loan Clothingco.
Speaker 2: Dot com dot you go and support an Aussie brand
Speaker 2: and dure an idiot brand.
Speaker 3: And it's like good ship.
Speaker 6: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: You know, when you can feel that a shirt's going
Speaker 3: to get a hole in it, bes won't.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised at the quality, to be honest, this is
Speaker 2: really nice.
Speaker 3: Well, seeing is it's my birthday, you may as well
Speaker 3: sacrifice your stuff and give it to me. No, got
Speaker 3: me clothes and my flowers. I'm happy over here.
Speaker 2: Does the beanie suit me?
Speaker 3: Actually? Yeah, I've never thought of you as a beani guy,
Speaker 3: but I can see it. Yeah, really it's growing, especially
Speaker 3: with that chain around your neck. Yeah, you look like
Speaker 3: someone that I bash the fuck out of my grand
Speaker 3: theft daughter.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 2: I don't have six dollars on me. Oh, Mitch, that's
Speaker 2: so nice. Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3: It's not talking to me. We're talking about Lone Clothing
Speaker 3: Code's very own. Mitch.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 3: You know, I've been thinking of buying a new jacket
Speaker 3: now and don't need to. This is fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: If any other businesses that listen to the show, we
Speaker 2: now need some socks and shoes. I now that I'm
Speaker 2: in my Oh this song. Can I say shout out
Speaker 2: if you're like me and you're heading into a new
Speaker 2: fit girl era and you need a new song to
Speaker 2: get you in the mood. Mitchell, this is perfect for
Speaker 2: you because you've lost your ten kilos too.
Speaker 3: I said, I wasn't talking about that, but I am.
Speaker 2: I can talk about it. This is the song that
Speaker 2: I walked to every morning, so it's the first song
Speaker 2: in my playlist. Close your eyes picture me. I just
Speaker 2: had one piece of burgen with peanut butter and honey
Speaker 2: headphones on, Mitchell. This song, Yeah, this starts my hot
Speaker 2: girl era. Every morning. One step forward, another one.
Speaker 3: Very slow walk.
Speaker 2: It's a ready wait for it. Come on? This is good.
Speaker 3: Can I give you a recommendation?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Please go on YouTube and look up the lyric video
Speaker 3: so you can read it along. It's called I'm Good
Speaker 3: by Waffy.
Speaker 2: Oh You've got me onto that. I love that song.
Speaker 3: Well, funk I wanted to play it.
Speaker 2: I can play it all right. You didn't even pass
Speaker 2: comment on that song? You move straight on.
Speaker 3: I wasn't works for me. I'm happy for you, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I was just like, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, my pretty girl era, It's not for me.
Speaker 2: This is a great song.
Speaker 3: I was so young, I was so down when I
Speaker 3: gave you. I was glad. I'm glad that you actually
Speaker 3: liked this one. I recommended it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this has been in my breakup playlist just
Speaker 2: because the chorus is bang on.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, go to the chorus.
Speaker 2: We'll get there now because you want to hear the
Speaker 2: pre chorus because it's ready.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit like you've gone through a breakup,
Speaker 3: but you're coming out the other end, you know, yes,
Speaker 3: rising from the ashes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've seen the golden side. Fine, I can't tell
Speaker 2: you have the part of me that Alison and your now.
Speaker 2: I really don't care what you do or who you
Speaker 2: do it with. I really don't care.
Speaker 3: I think I guess quick.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just been like, this is so good for me.
Speaker 2: I told you when you sent me this, this is
Speaker 2: this is perfect.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if this song was too soon, because
Speaker 3: I sent it when you're in the pits, and I
Speaker 3: was like, he'll need this for later.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was not timed well at all, but
Speaker 2: I had it and I've used it.
Speaker 3: This was also the song that we danced to on
Speaker 3: the TikTok float for Mardi Grash. Oh yeah, I realized
Speaker 3: that I don't know if I do remember the choreography,
Speaker 3: to be honest, you know how I was talking last
Speaker 3: week about how I've become a bit of a crier. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was one song that made me fucking cry the
Speaker 3: other day. So go on YouTube. It's it's not even
Speaker 3: on iTunes of iTunes, what year is it. It's not
Speaker 3: on Spotify, Apple Music whatever. It's only on YouTube. It's
Speaker 3: some little girl doing a fucking cover of a Beetle song. Kaylasy,
Speaker 3: all my loving.
Speaker 2: Here we go? I can't see here we go?
Speaker 3: Isn't it nice?
Speaker 2: I'm not there yet, to be honest, shut up, it's
Speaker 2: one guitar, close.
Speaker 3: Your eyes and do kiss suits to my.
Speaker 4: Missus reber.
Speaker 5: Ways speech.
Speaker 3: And then while I'm away, oh home, and I'll send
Speaker 3: do man loving.
Speaker 2: To you our work. What she's not getting a golden
Speaker 2: ticket that kiss?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: From you? Jenna buzz to.
Speaker 6: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't put words in Jennet's mouth.
Speaker 2: I put buzz in Jenna's mouth.
Speaker 3: Sorry, What did you actually think, Jenna? I think silencing
Speaker 3: women again?
Speaker 2: Cheer? What do you think Jenna. I think she has
Speaker 2: a beautiful voice, and is she going through or.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna she's going to go through?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to even more from her.
Speaker 3: Surely I turned my chair.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize we're on that show get rid of her?
Speaker 2: You know a song that made me cry? I think
Speaker 2: she's woeful.
Speaker 3: I didn't think that was numb.
Speaker 2: I think that was the worst thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Do you mean woful?
Speaker 2: The worst thing?
Speaker 3: It's because it's about being in love. It's not right
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: With the moment, I've had plenty of love. I don't
Speaker 2: need anymore to This has made me cry ready. This
Speaker 2: is from the soundtrack of Barbie. Billie Eilish released her
Speaker 2: song this makes Me Cry, Oh my God, and the
Speaker 2: music video is her going through all her old outfits
Speaker 2: that she was criticized for and their little Barbie outfits.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually, oh my god. This came up on shuffle the
Speaker 3: other day along with that random fucking YouTube cover. I
Speaker 3: just had it playing in the background, you know, and
Speaker 3: I thought this was Kate Miller hikey. I was shocked
Speaker 3: when I found out it was fucking Billie Eilish.
Speaker 6: He's cut in the movies sad as well.
Speaker 3: We get it.
Speaker 5: You've seen it, I've seen I've seen Barbie.
Speaker 1: Take it.
Speaker 2: Night sad sad?
Speaker 3: Does that not sound like Kate Miller hikey too?
Speaker 6: It does?
Speaker 3: I think it reminds me of.
Speaker 2: Kind of it's the last Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Jenna,
Speaker 2: give us your comprehensive review of Barbie Go because people
Speaker 2: will want to know because the time it comes out
Speaker 2: it's just after open.
Speaker 3: Think it might be seeing it this weekend, so I'll
Speaker 3: have to give him of you next.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going this weekend.
Speaker 4: The visuals are incredible, The storyline could have been better.
Speaker 3: Got it, but I didn't expect it to be earth shadowy.
Speaker 3: It's meant to be silly exactly.
Speaker 6: But I definitely reckon it like our podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, truly, that's why we.
Speaker 5: Must and I want to see it again.
Speaker 6: It's it's good, okay, Yeah, and I love all the
Speaker 6: actors and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, great cast, great visuals. I have to say,
Speaker 4: the visuals are incredible.
Speaker 3: Can't wait?
Speaker 2: All right? Well shall we go?
Speaker 3: Oh if you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a shock a long episode.
Speaker 3: No more surprised, that's for me.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, No, there's none there's there's none, there's none,
Speaker 2: but finally a birthday episode that we don't have to
Speaker 2: tell my therapist about.
Speaker 3: How were you telling your therapist about it that last
Speaker 3: last That was shocking? Oh were you talking to your
Speaker 3: therapist about the guilt?
Speaker 2: I won't tell you. It's signed confidence.
Speaker 5: What about the guilt about mine?
Speaker 3: I don't understand. I'm curious. What what picture you painting?
Speaker 3: Why would you be talking to your therapist about last year?
Speaker 2: Nothing? No reason?
Speaker 3: Okay, how is your therapist now?
Speaker 2: She's lovely. She's in London. I had to do a
Speaker 2: fucking e therapy session.
Speaker 3: I don't think i'd enjoy that.
Speaker 2: No, she's like, I did it at ten pm at night.
Speaker 2: She is in London. Yeah, ten pm Sitney time.
Speaker 3: She won't work around you.
Speaker 2: No, it went for she was asleep because the time zones,
Speaker 2: so I had to log on and then she made
Speaker 2: me draw. She goes, why don't you draw what your
Speaker 2: ideal relationship looks like? I'm like, what do you explain
Speaker 2: how that will help me?
Speaker 3: If she said that to me, I'd be like, I
Speaker 3: can't draw down and there's no way.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm I tried. It was shocking.
Speaker 2: And she's like, see what I see with this?
Speaker 3: What did you draw? You kept it?
Speaker 2: No, it was on like some e secure VPN website
Speaker 2: zoom link thing right, and she'll tell me what your
Speaker 2: past relationship was, draw it and now draw the current
Speaker 2: are your future? And she's like, yeah, this makes sense
Speaker 2: and your fucking elaborate place.
Speaker 3: You'd have done anything seriously and she would have fucking
Speaker 3: loved it, and she did, and she charged me.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go have a great birthday and Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yes, we hope this podcast made you feel
Speaker 3: at least three percent better today. Idiots, that's all just
Speaker 3: three percent.
Speaker 2: So we do see you in a week. Everybody, Stay safe,
Speaker 2: love you bye. Is it just me?
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