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Speaker 1: New Jersey and Amanda jam Amanda. You two there share

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Speaker 1: it two easing in twenty degrees in the city, nineteen

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Speaker 1: in our west right now it's fifteen degrees. It is

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Speaker 1: seventeen to seven. I like the fact that you're just

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Speaker 1: in the streets and you catch up the boys play accident. Well,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen anyone for a long time. I've been

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Speaker 1: really busy, but I say the boys. You're a former

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Speaker 1: living Room cos great to say with the Living Room.

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Speaker 1: When you first started doing that show, I was so

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Speaker 1: I was a bit jealous because I thought this show's

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Speaker 1: going to outlast our radio show. I was quite surprised

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Speaker 1: when Channel ten decided not to. We all were, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know it, but I was like, I thought that

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Speaker 1: would have outlasted us. I thought that this is your future.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot of filming and public places lately,

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Speaker 1: and everyone comes up and says how much they miss

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Speaker 1: the Living So great show. It's a great show, and

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Speaker 1: that kind of chemistry which you and I have, which

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Speaker 1: you and I have, which was what makes our show

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Speaker 1: what it is. You don't always get that in TV.

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Speaker 1: But I caught up with Barry yesterday and we all

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Speaker 1: live near each other ish sort of in a triangle

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Speaker 1: of suburbs. Chris Brown walks Pat Brownie's in the wind.

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Speaker 1: When you see Brownie in the wild, it's like seeing

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Speaker 1: a white lion or something. You just go, oh, he's

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Speaker 1: a man among men. Well, anyway, it was so nice

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Speaker 1: to see them. And then we got Miguel and said, look,

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Speaker 1: we've got let's catch up and have dinner. And Miguel

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Speaker 1: was there too, No, no, no, because he was busy doing

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Speaker 1: his own thing, but we were just it was a

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Speaker 1: rare thing. He's gone from strength to strength. Absolutely, He's

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Speaker 1: like he's flourished. So anyway, I'm saying that you guys

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Speaker 1: haven't doing this terrible job with you. Can I get

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Speaker 1: to my story? Please? Barry told us a story, and

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Speaker 1: I said, do you mind if I share that on

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Speaker 1: the radio? And please, this is not a story from

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Speaker 1: the eighties. This is a story from two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: He's driving along, oh, candy coated, desperate to go to

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Speaker 1: the toilet number two. And so he's driving along on

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Speaker 1: his way to a function and I've got to have

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Speaker 1: a function of my So got to the point where

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Speaker 1: he thought, I can't delay this any longer. He careered

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Speaker 1: over about three lanes of traffic, found the first service

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Speaker 1: station he could find, parked the car at about it,

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Speaker 1: just ran in, ran to the toilet, slammed the door.

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Speaker 1: He said, the toilet was horrendous before he started. It's

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Speaker 1: like something from Trainspotting. Terrible after terrible, just a bang,

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Speaker 1: you know, few, this is a horrible location. I've stunk

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Speaker 1: up the room, but it's done. No toilet paper. Ah,

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Speaker 1: and he's wearing, as he said, his white Hugo Boss pant,

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Speaker 1: so he didn't want to take them off because the

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Speaker 1: floor was mank didn't want to take them off and

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Speaker 1: news his unders. You know whatever, whatever your desperate measures

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Speaker 1: might be, he couldn't do them. So you know what

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Speaker 1: he did, very resourceful. He actually didn't know where he

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Speaker 1: was because he just in a state of desperation at

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Speaker 1: park wherever he so he tried to find what kind

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Speaker 1: of suburb he was in and looked at the service

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Speaker 1: He didn't know what kind of service station he was in.

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Speaker 1: He started to call around, so he phoned one and said,

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck in your toilet without paper, and they said,

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Speaker 1: we don't have a toilet, but okay, sorry, he's the

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Speaker 1: console operation operator. So then he phoned another one and

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Speaker 1: said no, and then he phones one finally and hears

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Speaker 1: it ring outside and he goes great, and this young

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Speaker 1: female goes hello and he goes, oh no. So he said, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck in your toilet and there's no toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: Can you bring some in something at mum's house. So

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Speaker 1: she went, and so she had to go in too.

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Speaker 1: He was in a cubicle within the bathroom, right, thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: But he said, you know, dreadful scenario on his behalf

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Speaker 1: and she sort of a little hand comes over the

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Speaker 1: top of the cubicle and he said, I can't leave

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Speaker 1: the seat to grab it. You're going to have to

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Speaker 1: throw it at me. So she had to lob the

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Speaker 1: paper in to him. That poor ku that por know

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Speaker 1: that I deal with Johnny Pipe shoving a blood instrument

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Speaker 1: in their face and demanding money. And they've got this

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Speaker 1: and they've got to sell mentos. It's like there's not

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Speaker 1: enough mentos in the world. So I thought that was

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Speaker 1: quite resourceful. If it ever happens to you, there you go.

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Speaker 1: That's that's handy. That's very handy. So Barry then deals

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Speaker 1: with life, pulls back up his hugo boss wife trousers

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Speaker 1: and makes his way to his next function, and those

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Speaker 1: people are none the wiser. It's like I'm a guy

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Speaker 1: for episode. Phone the nuns quick