WEBVTT - Ask Uncut - Can I post your baby? 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.800 Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.560 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.600 past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:25.040 recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome back 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:27.840 to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:28.360 I'm Laura. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.880 I think Laura's like a small child that's over tired. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:32.960 You don't the kids get overtired and they got you 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:34.800 need a nap? Do you need a nap? Do you 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.560 need a lead out? 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:35.960 Yeah? 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.400 I need a nap. No, I'm excited. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.760 What about Well, we were gonna have Ben on this episode, 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.320 but we decided to put him on a bit of ice, 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:46.320 put him on you know, like we thought, let's not 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.879 give you too much too soon. So he's coming on 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:50.599 next week, I think all the week after. But we've 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.840 recorded it. We did like a little interview with him. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:54.880 It was cute, not like. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.640 An interview that we did on the last episode. We 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.360 got to know because you asked for it. More about 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:00.000 who is better. 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:01.040 I don't know why. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:02.800 There's still part of me there things that you guys 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:04.640 are not that interested in my life. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:05.600 So I guess when we had. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:09.440 This entire podcast is based on talking absolute smack about 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.800 our lives. So it shocks me that after four and 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.880 a half years, you're like, yeah, I think that you 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.319 guys don't really care about the fact that I finally 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.679 have fallen in love and have a healthy relationship. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.280 I guess the thing is you don't want to make 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:22.600 it presumptuous, like I want to assume that you guys 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.000 want to do that. But we said that Ben was 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:25.480 going to come on the Ask gun Cut and we 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.480 sort of introed him to you guys a couple of 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.080 days ago. But the thing that I guess surprised me 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.080 is we more said, like, if you've got questions to 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:36.640 ask Guncut, the male skewed thro them in because Ben 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:38.520 can answer them. But there were so many questions that 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.080 came in genuinely saying can we get to know Ben, 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.800 you know, asking questions specifically to Ben about Ben, about 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.759 his upbringing, about he and I. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:48.480 But also we kind of just did both. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.320 So we just finished an episode with Ben where we 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.240 had a bit more of a flash our interview with 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.480 him and also him answering your listener questions from a 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.680 male's perspective. That'll be coming out next week or the 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.680 week after. But we I thought, why not Britt, just 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.560 you and me sit down, have a chat. That's what 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.640 we do every week, or would get back to basics? 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:08.839 Can I just add one thing though? 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:11.280 When you say that you think people won't be interested, 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:13.640 is it because that this is like the healthiest version 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:15.560 of a relationship and you only think people will be 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.200 interested when shit is not going well? 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.120 No, I don't know. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:19.720 I just never like to re assume it makes an 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.359 ass out of you and me. That's the same, that's 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:21.880 what they say. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.440 I genuinely don't know why. 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.639 I just didn't want to assume that people would want 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.040 a whole episode of Ben, but they do. Look, I'll 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.560 have him back as many times as you want. If 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:30.959 you want him back, he can come back. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:32.960 Like one question that came in a lot of times 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:37.200 was around how you guys navigate privacy, which I think 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:41.160 is very interesting, especially for somebody who's not in the 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:42.919 public eye in terms of like, he's not like a 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:46.800 media personality, he's not necessarily comfortable with sharing lots about 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.600 his personal life. Then you have a podcast where we 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.040 talk about sex and you know, everything else. So we 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.160 did get into answering all that that is coming up. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.400 But you know what, we've got other things to do first. 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:00.480 Oh yeah, So I'm actually this weekend go back home 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:04.079 to put McCrary. It's a very big moment in my life. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.360 Ben is going to meet my family. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.400 Is he's not met anyone from your family? Still found 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.360 never met Sherry, which is the crazy thing. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:12.440 But he's never met Sherry. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.440 No, And it's the crazy thing because now Sherry's gone 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.679 overseas to Scotland and he's here and they've still never met. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.520 So he's meeting my the rest of my family, which 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:22.440 I'm one of four. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.919 I don't even know if think guys know that. I've 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:24.480 got two. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.080 Brothers and the sister. So there's four, my mom and dad. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.959 So the six they've got their kids. They're all bringing 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.760 their kids. So it's a big family event. All Ben 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:35.280 is requested is one thing, a barbecue. He wants a 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.040 real Aussie barberue. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.960 Oh mate, they're going to get that and put McCrory. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.480 Oh my god. 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:41.040 My brother's going to take him fishing. They're going to 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:42.360 get the fish for it. It's going to be a 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:46.160 whole thing. You're maybe eating nothing. I'm slightly concerned. I'm concerned. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.880 Is there any part of you that feels nervous introducing 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.880 like your new west newest boyfriend. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.600 Yeah, I do take one home weekly, bi weekly sometimes. No, 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:57.200 you know what I mean. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.600 When you have a new partner and you've got to 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.000 introduce to the family obviously, like Ben is very likable, 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.160 he's lovely. Is there any part of you that's nervous 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.960 about it? No, there really isn't. There really isn't. 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.960 My family is so open and they're so lovely, and 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:15.400 they're so welcoming. And they've spoken to him before on FaceTime, 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.400 so we facetimed a lot. They know their little characteristics 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:20.880 and they chat. So I'm really not that nervous. I'm 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.600 actually really excited for it. I feel like it's for 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.120 some reason. I feel like it's what's going to be 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:26.880 the moment that makes it real. I know it's real, 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.160 he exists, it's real. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.560 He's not Ai. No, he's not Ai. 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:34.359 But when it gets when families collide, I feel like 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:34.840 it's the thing. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.200 Was like, oh, this is actually a thing. 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:39.279 Well, I think because when your family has become invested 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.920 in each other, it's like there's more at stake as well. 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:43.440 Have you ever had. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.760 An incidence where you have introduced your family to someone 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.800 who you liked or were in a relationship with and 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:50.520 it went poorly? 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:55.240 Oh my god, yes, do I name names? If you care? 0:04:55.480 --> 0:05:00.279 Do I name names? Tim Hanley? Oh you're family? I forgod? Fuck? 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:05.039 Oh my fucking I forgot about him. Do we even 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:05.960 want to rehash that? 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:06.360 Oh? 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:06.680 Yeah? 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:08.039 Was I think you? 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:08.120 You? 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:09.320 Okay? Guys? 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.840 Fuck, this is a blast in the past. Brittany for 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.280 Brittany did Bachelor in Paradise. Men, she ended up with 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.320 Tim Hanley. Men to go engage and happy and like 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:19.680 living in. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:20.200 A great life. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.760 We're having a baby, and my god, having babies, like 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.360 you know, the things that can happen in a few 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:24.840 short years. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.560 He's doing really well, and we love to see it. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.080 We love to see it. But he met your family. 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.800 Once, oh my god, once, And I met his family once. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.200 We menaches family, and then it just went downhill rapidly. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:38.320 It was like, yeah, it was like we strapped on 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:39.960 a weight vest and rolled ourselves down a hill. That's 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.240 how quickly we went down. I am so sorry I 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:43.160 asked that question. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.520 I'm sorry because it felt like a setup and I 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.800 just genuinely forgot I had erased him from my memory. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.720 You set me up and I just hit that. Yeah, 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.240 I'm so glad anyway, you now have you because you laughed. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.480 Oh my god, he'sa just sitting here asking what the 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.080 fuck happens? 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:58.920 It just it's a long story. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.800 Well, I feel like we're on the Truman Show, like 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.400 it wasn't real. That's how I feel like, looking back now, 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:08.679 like years later, with the wealth of knowledge and wisdom, 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.000 wisdom and that I've developed it behind side that I 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:13.200 have when I look back on my stint on reality 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.720 TV and realize what the fuck was they doing? 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.159 I look back now and I'm like, it was the 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:16.880 Truman Show. 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.599 I feel like if I walked a little bit further 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.360 into the ocean in Fiji while filming, I would hit 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:21.560 the wall. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:25.800 That's what I feel like. It actually blows my mind 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.160 that you did that. I completely see it. Anyway, do it? 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.160 I did. I thought it would be great law content. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.400 Laura blows my mind. You did that also, Laura, you 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:34.760 should really go do that show. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:37.680 I was like, you might. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:39.120 Get a boyfriend out of it, and if you don't, 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:40.160 we'll have shit to talk about. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.760 Why do you get to do the wholesome shows like 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.679 Dance with the Stars and you throw me to the walls. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.680 To be fair, everybody dancing with the Stars as this 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.480 Sunday night, Channel seven, seven thirty prayers segway. If you've 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.360 got nothing else to do on your Sunday, just sit there, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:53.680 fire up the old what do we call the old TV? 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.040 It's not old and you call it a TV and 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.000 you don't fire it up, You just just fire it up. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.840 They click her out, they call seven. Should I say 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:03.560 I'm not dancing. I'm not dancing on this episode. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.720 I'm dancing on next week's episode, but I feel like 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.640 you should watch this week's episode for the warm up. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.360 Matt Preston's dancing on. It's gonna be great. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.560 Well. Also, you're up in the skybox thing, so like 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:14.480 teams watch other performers, so. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.800 We might get I come out and I wave. Then 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.480 I'm wearing like a gold dress and you can c 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:19.880 he says Diana. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:21.320 You don't get to come out on you up on 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.000 your podium and do your way anyway. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.960 Look, guys, I just wanted to remind you it's happening 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:26.880 this Sunday. If if you're not doing anything and you're 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.880 at home with the kids, just turn it on. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:29.800 It's wholesome TV. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:34.320 You know who wasn't doing something with the kids? Bella Montoya. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.360 Oh this is a terrible segue. Well is it? I 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:37.800 thought it was pretty cool. Well, I mean she was 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.040 doing nothing because she was dead. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.400 Yeah, and then she knocked on the door because she 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.200 wasn't dead. Okay, we need let's give some background. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:45.040 There's something else you. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:46.800 Want to talk about before we get into answering your 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:47.679 deep dark questions. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.400 And it's look, it's very interesting. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.240 Yeah, a seventy six year old woman, it's actually hard 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.880 to believe. Her name is Bella Montoya. She's from Ecuador, 0:07:56.160 --> 0:08:01.400 so she very never been there. I have really Yeah, yeah, 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.040 I did a whole big stin in South and Central 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.720 America for like a year, lovely with it like it 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.200 was nice, plenty of people coming back to life. No, 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.040 well no, it was really sad, so don't joke about it. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.280 Laura Bella is seventy six, and she passed away and 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.560 it was very very sad. And in Ecuador, things happened 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:19.480 really fast. So within four or five hours, they were 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:20.960 having a wake and they were having a funeral for 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.160 her because they don't have. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.960 Okay, it moves quickly because they don't have like the 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:28.000 fridges that we have here where they keep people cold. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.520 So the funeral happens very shortly after being announced dead. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.640 Apparently she had a heart attack and she died. She 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:37.000 was like the doctors confirmed her dead. They told the family. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:37.880 Everyone was alerted. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.520 They're very quick, very sad. They very quickly planned the funeral. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.120 Four hours later, they're at the funeral. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.800 Everyone is really upset morning, and you know, the coffin 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:47.840 is displayed up the front at the end of the aisle, 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.440 and then there's like the silence while people are upset, 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:52.200 and then they. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:56.320 Just hear like a And I'll let me tell you, 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.920 no one was at the front door. She was inside. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:08:59.960 She wasn't dead. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.480 She's inside the coffin and she woke up and she 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.160 was like where am I? She was knocking on the 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.960 coffin door, and then they opened it and she was 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:08.600 well and truly alive. 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.920 Okay, this is literally everybody's worst hockey' nice. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.480 Nightmare, but I think we've gotten a bit embellishing with 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:16.319 the details. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.640 No, no, it was an open casket. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.240 She just started spluttering for air and then she crawled 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.600 out of the fucking casket and everyone was like, oh 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:26.760 my god, she's alive. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.080 On this wasn't the ring. 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.560 She didn't crawl out, Laura talk about embellishing this story. 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.559 No, I've got a quote here. Okay, we're not embellishing. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.480 Her left hand was hitting the side of the coffin 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:42.440 and it was shaking. Missus Montoya's son Gilbert said, so 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.000 he saw the side. 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.160 It was open. But obviously she's knocking on the side 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.240 because she's in there. What do we think. Do we 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.360 think that she was like resurrected or do we think 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.160 she was never dead? She was not dead? Well, how 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:54.320 do we think this happened? 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.840 Maybe there was a doctor he got his doctor's license 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.200 out of a vending machine. You'd really be thinking about 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.760 getting a second on every other death that occurs in 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:02.280 your family. 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.880 Hey, well, I reckon it was a cardio respiratory arrest, right, 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.080 And what they've said happens is you can go into 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:11.079 a translate condition marked by rigidity of the body, decrease 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.920 sensitivity to pain, and a slower bodily function. So I 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:19.079 reckon she was like a quite slow breathing as well, 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:20.600 So it can stop for a bit so, I reckon, 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.400 they walked up just at the moment had stopped, whacked 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.480 a hand on the poles, didn't feel it for a second, 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.280 and or like she's passed, took it away and then 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:28.200 she she wasn't. 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.040 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.360 But if you're going to declare someone dead, you check 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.600 it for more than a couple of seconds. You maybe 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.640 even come back two minutes later and check it again, 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.800 like no, one's not got a polese for multiple check 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.000 it four times. If you're going to go so fast 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.640 from announcing someone dead to burying them, you want to 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.240 be really, really sure that they're actually dead. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:51.880 Do you know what? The only positive is? The only 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:53.760 positive is if it was me. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.480 I don't reckon. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.400 I would alert anyone straight away. I'd be like, let's 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.559 see what suckers a crying? Let's see whose morning my death? 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.839 Who turned up here? What are they saying? 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.439 Are there speeches? Britt? 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.960 I think if you found yourself waking up in a coffin, 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:10.199 you would alert people pretty looking quickly. I don't think 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.760 you'd be like, let's see who's here and then wait 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.319 until they're like shoveling in some dirt before you make 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:16.000 it known. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.400 All right, this has gone far enough for everybody. I'd 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.160 pop up after half an hour. I'd be like, Benny, 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.480 why haven't you shed a tear yet? That'd be me, Okay. 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:23.800 I know everyone says that they'd like to be a 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.280 fly on the wall at their own funeral, but I 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:26.160 don't think I would. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.600 I would Why what are you gonna get out of it? 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:29.319 Exactly what I said. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.480 I want to know who's crying. I want to like 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.920 who who showed up, who didn't show up? How many 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.560 exes turn up? Because I reckon? They'd be I reckon too? 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.720 Would you reckon two of your exes? I reckon my 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:40.360 first day? 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.200 This is pretty big cool? I reckon my first ex. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:43.199 Would I reckon? 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:43.440 Yeah? 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.600 I swear him for eight years? But awkward if he doesn't. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.520 I would have thought some of my exes might, But 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:50.239 the amount of smack I've talked about them on this podcast. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:53.080 They turn up to make sure you're actually there, they're like, God, 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:53.960 she's she's gone. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.280 Absolutely not coming anymore, that's for sure. 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.240 So if you got the choice to look over your funeral, 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.520 you wouldn't. I think it would just make me very sad. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:10.480 Yeah, I would, hope that you lot Mitch during included Keisha, 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:13.160 my sister Sherry. I hope everyone would be making jokes. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:15.120 I hope they'd be like a rap. 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.760 Maybe we would be making jokes about how the fact 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.440 that you're probably still alive and knocking. 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:21.240 Oh she's probably yeah, this probably isn't even her. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.599 Let's be real though, I mean, turns out it was 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.720 good that she was getting buried and she wasn't sent 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:27.600 off to be cremated. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.840 Absolutely, Sorry, that was a bit far, wasn't it. All Right? 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:32.600 Look, you know what, I feel like we should probably 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.800 get into answering some of the questions because this is 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:35.880 gonna be triggering for someone. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.280 Oh yeah, And to be clear, the only reason we're 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:41.440 discussing it is because she is doing well. She she 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.800 was not harmed in the making of this funeral. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:44.400 Of the funeral. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.720 Alright, let's get into our vibes. I'm gonna I'm bringing 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.240 a vibe this week. Too much information. I have my period. 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.640 When I get my period, I break out. I get 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:00.320 little pimples, little tiny ones, not acne, but I get 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:01.720 pimples every month. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:05.920 To the dot, there is something called tb H that's 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:06.440 the brand. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:08.600 Now I reckon there are multiple brands, so I don't 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.240 want to single out one brand, but it's the one 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:10.640 I use. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:14.000 TB H. Patch it up. It's a little tiny clear 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.080 pimple patch. You use them more time. It's true. He 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:17.000 just using them all time too. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.680 I actually just gave Mitch a hug and I saw 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:21.760 one on his face, and I thought that I had 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.760 transferred my pimple patch to his. And I was like, 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.960 oh my god, I put my patch on the sided. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.280 Why didn't I? Yeah, but you just think that when 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.200 you like rub and faces, that it could roll off. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.560 But they're tiny, little clear patches that if you get 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.400 a pimple, there's a in the packet. There's all these 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.920 different sizes and you just peel off a tiny patch. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.520 You put it on whatever pimples you've got, and you 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:41.760 I mean, I got a bed in it. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.800 I sleep in them. I always wondered if these things 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:44.280 were decent. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.240 Thought I used to do the whole like paste, it's 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.000 so bad for your skin, don't Okay, this is my 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:50.440 non recommendation. When we were kids, we got to old 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.040 put toothpaste on your skin. Doesn't it literally burns you. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.560 It is a terrible thing, and it gives you x 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.880 mount don't do toothpaste. 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.160 Makes it so much dry. I was doing it until 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:58.480 about six months ago. No joke. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.760 As an adults, still put toothbaste on my face. Still 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.240 something you stop doing when you're fourteen, not me. No, 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.000 keep it going. Well Off the back of that, I 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.800 actually have two recommendations. Both of them are low brow. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.400 I don't think they're going to change anyone's life, but look, 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.040 I've quite enjoyed them. Mine have a strip, I have 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.840 another patch thing that's a recommendation. If you want to 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.240 whiten your teeth and you haven't tried them, the Oral 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:23.360 B whitening strips. They are freaking amazing. Go and buy 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.520 the Oral B whitening strips and give them a crack. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.840 You can get them from literally any grocery store and 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.560 they are amazing. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.200 To be clear, our Vibes and unsubscribes are never sponsored. 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:34.640 Just to be clear, like, oh yeah, this is dropping 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:35.480 brand names for free. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:36.040 I have no. 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.360 I mean, it's a shame because I'm sure Oral B 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.720 have a lot of money, but it is absolutely not sponsored. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.320 This is just shit that we like that's happening in 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.080 our lives. The other one is also extremely low bra. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.000 If you're someone who spends all the time on TikTok, 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.040 you may already know their TikTok account. It's a person 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.760 called Purple Pingers. Look, he's got one hundred and twenty 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:55.600 seven thousand followers. 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:56.800 He's not a drug dealer. 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.240 He's not a drug dealer. He's had three point three 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.240 million views on his videos. But basically keep us and 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.520 in this current climate of like terrible rentals and the 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:08.920 rental market and the housing market, he creates very very funny, 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:13.200 satirical videos about the shit rental crisis within Australia and 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.720 he calls it shit rentals, and he basically finds the 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.720 worst rental properties that are being listed for the X 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.160 amount of money and then he does like a tour 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:27.080 around them and they're so funny and I really fucking 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.720