Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Patsy, what's happening with you this week? At home?
Speaker 3: Something's happening with my tween ager. It's like someone's taken
Speaker 3: my daughter away.
Speaker 2: And she officially switched to teenager when she's thirteen in June.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, the transition tell you what I feel like.
Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy the next couple years. I'm going
Speaker 2: to grab a big old bag of popcorn. I'll be
Speaker 2: here for you with my feet up, laughing my asshole,
Speaker 2: I'll rocking in a fetal position.
Speaker 3: Something's happened to her.
Speaker 1: Every day she's about to get real.
Speaker 2: Friend, there's Perrington and then there's teenagers.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, every day when she gets home, a new
Speaker 3: thing is started Jack where she opens the fridge for
Speaker 3: a snack and we'll just stare at it for like minutes,
Speaker 3: thinking something magically is going to appear from the day before,
Speaker 3: like I don't know, some eight course meal or something.
Speaker 1: For that hour. When they get back, they're tired and
Speaker 1: they're hungry. They're hungry. Is heavy.
Speaker 2: The other week, Lois came back from school when she
Speaker 2: opened the fridge and then she sort of rummaged around,
Speaker 2: she slammed the fridge door.
Speaker 1: Shrimp.
Speaker 2: When did this family become an ingredients family and not
Speaker 2: a snack family?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you just say? I didn't even
Speaker 1: know there were two types of family.
Speaker 2: Who can be that angry and articulates such a great burn.
Speaker 2: It was just like, wow, that English is doing what
Speaker 2: it's called. Since want to become an ingredients family and
Speaker 2: I'm a snack family.
Speaker 3: I do know that feeling though, that when you're so tired,
Speaker 3: you need one thing to open and that's it.
Speaker 2: Any people haven't made it all together, okay, you need
Speaker 2: so much to have done it, or you haven't got
Speaker 2: the energy to put. The bread's there, the butts there,
Speaker 2: the meats there, the salamis there, the mayonnaise is there.
Speaker 3: Also, never satisfied with what's in there, never ever satisfied.
Speaker 3: So then she'll pick up the cordial jug have a
Speaker 3: swig straight out of the jug if you don't.
Speaker 2: The teenagers still do that the seventeen or nineteen and
Speaker 2: it drives me nuts.
Speaker 1: They've got no shame, savages. They just look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do, old man.
Speaker 3: Fucking.
Speaker 1: Take this ingredient's family.
Speaker 3: And then walks off, and I'm in another room and
Speaker 3: I can hear the fridge like beepepep.
Speaker 1: I'm like close the fridge.
Speaker 3: Were you born in it?
Speaker 1: I know how I'll eventually have my stroke slash heart attack.
Speaker 2: You're hearing that the door or the freezer shut.
Speaker 3: It and leaving lights on with the other thing. Everything
Speaker 3: in the other end of the house last night was
Speaker 3: on and she's not even at that end of the house.
Speaker 1: The worst thing is, I remember being a kid.
Speaker 2: Do you remember in that age, and you thought your
Speaker 2: parents were so dull caring about this was so square.
Speaker 1: Was even costious ten cents a week if I left
Speaker 1: them all on. We did it in science.
Speaker 2: And now suddenly you overhear yourself saying all those dull
Speaker 2: things that your parents used to get upset about.
Speaker 1: More on this I eight this morning.
Speaker 2: By the way, I just suddenly realized we've suddenly morphed
Speaker 2: into one of our new features, signs You're a grown Us,
Speaker 2: where you actually find that you get mad about life
Speaker 2: being left on on the fridge store being open. This
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