WEBVTT - MINI: Tweenagers

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy, what's happening with you this week? At home?

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<v Speaker 3>Something's happening with my tween ager. It's like someone's taken

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<v Speaker 3>my daughter away.

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<v Speaker 2>And she officially switched to teenager when she's thirteen in June.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, the transition tell you what I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to enjoy the next couple years. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to grab a big old bag of popcorn. I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>here for you with my feet up, laughing my asshole,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll rocking in a fetal position.

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<v Speaker 3>Something's happened to her.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day she's about to get real.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend, there's Perrington and then there's teenagers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well, every day when she gets home, a new

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<v Speaker 3>thing is started Jack where she opens the fridge for

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<v Speaker 3>a snack and we'll just stare at it for like minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>thinking something magically is going to appear from the day before,

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't know, some eight course meal or something.

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<v Speaker 1>For that hour. When they get back, they're tired and

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<v Speaker 1>they're hungry. They're hungry. Is heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>The other week, Lois came back from school when she

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<v Speaker 2>opened the fridge and then she sort of rummaged around,

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<v Speaker 2>she slammed the fridge door.

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<v Speaker 1>Shrimp.

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<v Speaker 2>When did this family become an ingredients family and not

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<v Speaker 2>a snack family?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what did you just say? I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know there were two types of family.

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<v Speaker 2>Who can be that angry and articulates such a great burn.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like, wow, that English is doing what

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<v Speaker 2>it's called. Since want to become an ingredients family and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a snack family.

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<v Speaker 3>I do know that feeling though, that when you're so tired,

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<v Speaker 3>you need one thing to open and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Any people haven't made it all together, okay, you need

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<v Speaker 2>so much to have done it, or you haven't got

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<v Speaker 2>the energy to put. The bread's there, the butts there,

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<v Speaker 2>the meats there, the salamis there, the mayonnaise is there.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, never satisfied with what's in there, never ever satisfied.

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<v Speaker 3>So then she'll pick up the cordial jug have a

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<v Speaker 3>swig straight out of the jug if you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>The teenagers still do that the seventeen or nineteen and

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<v Speaker 2>it drives me nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got no shame, savages. They just look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do, old man.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Take this ingredient's family.

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<v Speaker 3>And then walks off, and I'm in another room and

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear the fridge like beepepep.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like close the fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you born in it?

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<v Speaker 1>I know how I'll eventually have my stroke slash heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>You're hearing that the door or the freezer shut.

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<v Speaker 3>It and leaving lights on with the other thing. Everything

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<v Speaker 3>in the other end of the house last night was

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<v Speaker 3>on and she's not even at that end of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst thing is, I remember being a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember in that age, and you thought your

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<v Speaker 2>parents were so dull caring about this was so square.

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<v Speaker 1>Was even costious ten cents a week if I left

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<v Speaker 1>them all on. We did it in science.

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<v Speaker 2>And now suddenly you overhear yourself saying all those dull

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<v Speaker 2>things that your parents used to get upset about.

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<v Speaker 1>More on this I eight this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just suddenly realized we've suddenly morphed

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<v Speaker 2>into one of our new features, signs You're a grown Us,

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<v Speaker 2>where you actually find that you get mad about life

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<v Speaker 2>being left on on the fridge store being open. This

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