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Speaker 1: This is Will and Wood. Good after that, everyone, hope

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Speaker 1: everyone's having a great Tuesday. Now, normally I would talk

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Speaker 1: about what's coming up on the show here, Woods, but

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Speaker 1: you've assured me that you've got something that's going to

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Speaker 1: keep people in their cars tuned into us, not only

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Speaker 1: just after the next song, but also following the following

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Speaker 1: segment as well. So you reckon you've got something so Judy,

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Speaker 1: and the segment when we figure out what's been happening

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Speaker 1: in the news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct, Bill, and you'd be the judge on this.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be telling people how Greg Norman almost

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Speaker 2: hit me with a golf club.

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Speaker 1: Wow over the weekends, not saying a timeline. Are we

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Speaker 1: going to be referencing the fact that you also said

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Speaker 1: that you look a lot like Greg Norman?

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Speaker 2: Reason No, I wasn't going to address the rumors that

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Speaker 2: I'm potentially related to Greg. I will not be addressing

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Speaker 2: those rumors, William. I will just be focusing on a

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Speaker 2: story of Greg Norman almost hitting me with a seven

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Speaker 2: nine on the course. On the course, Oh nice good?

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Speaker 2: Did I cook it? Did I?

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Speaker 1: It was not on the course then he's got his

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Speaker 1: swing it somewhere else, which is probably better.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me tell you this. I was on

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Speaker 2: ask questions about a hook, mate, I had a juicy cork.

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Speaker 2: You were deliberately trying to cut me from my knees down,

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Speaker 2: we should just play a song before I say anything

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Speaker 1: But trying to find out the big things when don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, there's.

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Speaker 1: One A little bit serious, a little bit serious black Woods.

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Speaker 1: There's been a suspicious power to send to the New

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Speaker 1: South Wales Premier's office. A suspicious, suspicious package has been

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Speaker 1: I think she's okay, okay, I think.

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Speaker 2: It's just a little bit like am I jumping to

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Speaker 2: conclusions there? If I'm saying that's a protest to her

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Speaker 2: unwillingness to do the pill testing. Is that a huge stretch?

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Speaker 1: I think you'd be making an assumption given that we

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Speaker 1: know nothing about it. Yes, correct, But do you think

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm not going to engage in a chat

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Speaker 1: where there's just a whole bunch of assumptions without any factual.

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Speaker 2: No fair enough basis. Well, I does think she's been

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Speaker 2: talking very publicly about that recently. A lot of people

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Speaker 2: There woods drawing a couple of lines. I'm drawing a

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Speaker 1: The Amazon owner called Jeff Bezos, he's the richest guy

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Speaker 1: in the world. Yess how much richer he is? Then

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Speaker 1: Bill Gates guess sixty billion?

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Speaker 1: Bang on?

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Speaker 2: You gidding?

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Speaker 1: Sixty four billion.

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Speaker 2: Cellar, and that's all we've got sime for.

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Speaker 1: It was sixty four billion. I didn't realize how much

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Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty billion dollars he's worth. There's been

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Speaker 1: a little chart that's been brought out which basically categorizes

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Speaker 1: how much money each of the richest people in the

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So Bill Gates ninety six billion, he gives thirty six

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all of his wealth.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos one hundred and sixty billion dollars. Yep,

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Speaker 1: he gives one hundred and forty six million to charity.

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Speaker 1: So that's zero point zero nine percent of that goes

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Speaker 2: Which is more than most of us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, h absolutely. This is what a guy I said

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Speaker 1: So twenty five bucks an hour, if you gave forty

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Speaker 2: I would probably that's annually once a year, That's right.

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Speaker 1: So I reckon I'd probably would have given that while

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Speaker 2: Ever, what's you mean? What's Jeff spending his money? Do

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Speaker 2: we know what does Jeff? What does he do? What

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Speaker 1: He owns Amazon?

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Speaker 1: And that biggest scandal recently with the woman that he

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Speaker 1: sexiest thing that he does is wash the dishes. I

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Speaker 2: I've always had this idea if I ever become very,

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Speaker 2: there and he goes, everyone, I have buried one hundred

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Speaker 2: me almost being hit with a golf club by Greg Norman,

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Speaker 2: is a man and his partner Philia Gold. They took

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Speaker 1: And what's her name?

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Speaker 2: Phil your gold fill your gold. They've they've decided, as

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Speaker 2: a lot of couples do, to take a very sexy

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Speaker 2: their baby in the photo as well. It's gorgeous. But

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Speaker 1: Because it was kind of just throwing on the ground.

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Speaker 2: It looks the photo gives the appearance that the baby

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Speaker 1: Oh why didn't they just put the there's not they're

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Speaker 2: They definitely had time to take another photo. I don't

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Speaker 1: It's the baby in any sort of discomfort or anything,

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I'm worried about the baby's concern, obviously,

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Speaker 1: Parent of validity and dropping your child for a photo.

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Speaker 2: No, but you're making the assumption that they dropped it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they did place the child gently down and then

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Speaker 1: I think within the bounds of responsible parents.

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Speaker 2: You know, of course I don't want any really hectic

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Speaker 2: then realize that now. But we all make mistakes in

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Speaker 1: I think, Look, I'm sure it would be hard. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying that there. You know, we don't want to

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we're not condoning.

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Speaker 1: We're just saying I climbed the ladder with my child

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Speaker 1: I went down, because that's just not okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, no, there's obviously a line here. But I think

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Speaker 2: it's okay to admit like I made a mistake. I

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Speaker 2: made a little mistake. I'll give you an example, and

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Speaker 2: this is how I linking Greg Norman. When I was

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Speaker 2: I was in a pram. My dad was very excited

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Speaker 2: a very close contest. Dad, in a haste to go

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Speaker 2: run towards Greg, the prem.

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Speaker 1: Hit the rock and you went flying.

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Speaker 2: I flew out of the prem, rolled onto the fairway

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Speaker 2: and almost was struck with Greg Norman's seven nine.

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Speaker 1: That's hope believe that happened.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, gregnor Wan nearly hit you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, just making other parents feel better. We all make mistakes.

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Speaker 2: That is exactly right thirteen one oh six y five. Now,

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Speaker 2: I, Hey banker.

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Speaker 5: So I was my daughter's too, and I was cooking.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, just why, I just.

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Speaker 5: Need to cook breakfast. Can you just why? She's like mommy, hemmy, help,

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Speaker 5: And her hand was trapped in her the whole time?

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Speaker 2: Was she was? She? Was she hanging? Was she hanging

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: No, no, I know she's true. So no, she wasn't hanging.

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Speaker 1: You have zero with children, No I do.

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Speaker 2: But was the baby?

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Speaker 5: Just to make it feel better.

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Speaker 1: But it's not like the old I mean, it's between

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Speaker 5: About, right, Yeah, And she was around the corner.

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Speaker 1: That's absolutely fine. I've had my I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I actually think that's the most pain I've ever been in.

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Speaker 2: What the hands? The fingers?

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Speaker 1: In the boot of the car.

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Speaker 2: No, that was a door. He had a thing about

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Speaker 1: For a wave.

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Speaker 2: Fingers no, no, no, touched it. They attached it back on.

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Speaker 2: Well that may have been one of his concerns, but

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Speaker 1: Your mom, your mom did this to you.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I was like two months old and I was

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Speaker 1: She anchored the pram with the dog. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really big dog as well.

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Speaker 8: Right, so it was you know, no one was going

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Speaker 8: I think that was her thoughts. Anyway, another dog came

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Speaker 1: would actually be a great event. Babies in prams. He

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Speaker 2: Now here we go.

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Speaker 1: It needed to be a great event.

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Speaker 2: What are your thoughts, Imagen, Would you be a co

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it's good to have a voice of

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Speaker 5: Okay, so mine aren't even babies. This is only like

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Speaker 6: It was hot.

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Speaker 5: I said, look, I'll come down to the bus stop

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Speaker 3: So I pulled up.

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Speaker 5: One jumps from the front, and I thought the other

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Speaker 4: Oh, and I didn't realize Joy had stop screaming.

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Speaker 5: And I looked around and yeah, he was still there,

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Speaker 5: hopping on his leg, and yeah, it was a fag.

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Speaker 5: He threw his bag in the backseat.

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Speaker 8: I thought that was them.

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Speaker 1: He thought the bag was the child.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so now I look. I looked before I drive away, what's.

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Speaker 4: I was looking four.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't looking back like you're supposed to be better. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure a lot of people have run over their

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Speaker 1: I think you might be.

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Speaker 2: What yep?

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Speaker 1: What can I do better than most people?

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Speaker 2: Change their minds? You're very good at arguing. Terrifying to

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Speaker 2: have an argument with, because I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: No, we discussed that we don't want to bring this

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Speaker 2: Say is disingenuous. Yes, and it's not. You're a bloody,

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Speaker 2: genuine guy. Appreciate that you said you like my shirt today,

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Speaker 1: That was a lie?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: No, what I can do a little bit better than

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Speaker 1: most people, I'm not saying a lot better? Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah right yeah wow. And that's with no fingers, no fingers,

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Speaker 2: that's just a.

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Speaker 1: Straight up lip number.

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Speaker 2: Well, do you want to try to the one.

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Speaker 2: And she's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she's beautiful. Her name is Stevie beautiful. I obviously

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Speaker 2: It's effective, incredibly effective. You also whistle at me to

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend had a chat with him the other day.

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Speaker 2: It's really good.

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Speaker 2: I'd never understand how these things come out where it's like,

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Speaker 1: Did you miss that? Like?

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Speaker 2: What did you miss a certain day in.

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Speaker 1: Isolation during prep?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I know, I know, And this is kind of

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Speaker 2: Well, on the time the shoelacers, here we go. I well,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to do the lupid and swoop

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Speaker 1: You only know how to tie the two, the two

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Speaker 2: I feel like I just figured out bunny is and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is fair enough.

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Speaker 2: It takes a lot long. I can take a long time.

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Speaker 2: I just I just don't know how to do it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I put it in a loop and

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Speaker 2: go where do you Where the hell do you swoop?

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Speaker 1: You swoop through the.

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Speaker 1: Like where you're swooping, you're swooping around the first loop.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but where's the other wing?

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Speaker 1: Like once you've swooped, it pushes out as a brand

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Speaker 2: No, it's like a worm that would I imagine pop

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Speaker 1: Not gonna okay audibly, this is hard to explain it.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, because you not knowing how to do

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Speaker 1: And my girlfriend not knowing how to whistle is exactly

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Speaker 1: what the thing I want to ask right now. Thirty

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Speaker 1: Let's join this.

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Speaker 2: There's the benchmark right there, like anyone can top that.

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Speaker 1: That's what I've done. These are all these are all

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Speaker 1: so basic of asking for some modesty from some adults

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Speaker 1: Now now we're not talking long division, because that's tricky stuff.

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Speaker 1: We're not talking about a specialized skill. I'm talking about

446
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 1: something that you probably should have absorbed between the age

447
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Speaker 1: of zero and ten.

448
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Speaker 2: For example, before this song, I didn't know how to

449
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Speaker 2: loop and swoop.

450
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 1: But in terms of tying your shoelaces, yes, but.

451
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Speaker 2: My mind is like a sponge and I just learned

452
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Speaker 2: during that song. It's pretty impressive. Are we going to do?

453
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:02,359
Speaker 2: Thank you?

454
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 1: I hope there's some footage of that because that was comical.

455
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 1: Alicia's called Alisha.

456
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Speaker 5: Hi, I cannot ride as this bike?

457
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Speaker 2: How old are you?

458
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 3: Twenty four?

459
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 2: But even even if you had training wheels on, you

460
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Speaker 2: don't know how to do it well.

461
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Speaker 5: I haven't dried since I was kid.

462
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Speaker 6: I had a bike to training wheels, and then it

463
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Speaker 6: went to my next door neighbor and I never got

464
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Speaker 6: a new bike.

465
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Speaker 2: God, you just gave it away.

466
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Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty much.

467
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Speaker 1: Wow, it's a key skill.

468
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Speaker 2: It would be really interesting though, to see Elisia, if

469
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Speaker 2: we did chuck you on a bike.

470
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Speaker 1: Yeah could you? Could you do it?

471
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

472
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I'm game because

473
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Speaker 5: I don't want to fall off to get hurt.

474
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Speaker 1: No, I mean, and that's and then that's the that's

475
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Speaker 1: the great leap of faith that you have to take,

476
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Speaker 1: what the training wheels are off.

477
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Speaker 2: I think we've got to do it a Laisia. I

478
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Speaker 2: think we need to mate up and we'll take you

479
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Speaker 2: to like a padded padded area.

480
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Speaker 1: Well most people just call it an oval, and yeah,

481
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 1: an oval, you just go down to a grassy area

482
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Speaker 1: where the fall off doesn't hurt that much if it's

483
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Speaker 1: going to happen. But from memory, I think most parents

484
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Speaker 1: do that old trick where you think they're still holding

485
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Speaker 1: the seat, yes, or.

486
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Speaker 2: I thought the training wheels were on. Then you look

487
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 2: back and Dad's got both training wheels.

488
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Speaker 1: How do you take them off while you were riding?

489
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,880
Speaker 2: It's a magician.

490
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 1: Impressive slot of hands layla, layla, Hey, talk to us.

491
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Speaker 1: What can't you do that? Everybody else apparently can?

492
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Speaker 4: Well, it seems like everybody else can do this.

493
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Speaker 9: And it's like when you fold your tongue in half.

494
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Speaker 9: You don't like in the middle, like I can't.

495
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Speaker 5: It's just when.

496
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Speaker 2: It doesn't work when you try, what happens to your tongue?

497
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Speaker 4: Nothing?

498
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: It is just nothing.

499
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 2: It just stays flat.

500
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Speaker 9: Look, I have no control.

501
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: You've got the tongue muscles. Yeah, I can't teach yourself.

502
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: I think you can't teach yourself how to do that.

503
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: Look on YouTube. It's like wiggling your ears. Some people

504
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 1: can wiggle their ears and some people can't. I can't

505
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: tell what you're trying to do it, but you've got

506
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Speaker 1: headphones on, so I can't say you that's.

507
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: A very good point. Thank you for telling everyone.

508
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: You're just looking at me, looking, just raising your eyebrows.

509
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: It's like you're telling that you were trying to your ears,

510
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: but I can't see, mate.

511
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Speaker 2: Che what can't you do?

512
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 8: Well?

513
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 4: I cannot wink at all, at all, at all, at all.

514
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 4: I end up blinking instead.

515
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Speaker 1: I think that's hilarious.

516
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Speaker 2: I think that is so if you if you hold

517
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 2: up one either. Surely you can. You've got the force

518
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Speaker 2: to keep it up there.

519
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,479
Speaker 4: Well, I've tried everything, like even you know, doing the

520
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 4: big side wink when you sort of get your cheek

521
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Speaker 4: up a bit so that your eye closes. Well, no,

522
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 4: I end up blinking.

523
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Speaker 1: You're talking about it like we're talking about some sort

524
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: of conflict. Whenever you get your cheek up, what are

525
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: you talking about? You just wink? Mate? I don't know.

526
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 4: I mean I've been told to do that by my friends.

527
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 4: Get your cheek out maybe, yeah, So like you know,

528
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 4: you half smile and then you try to wink.

529
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: No, come on, So you mean I think I know

530
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Speaker 1: what you're saying. You're saying like you're going for an

531
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: exaggerated wink to try and yeah yeah, yeah yeah, rather

532
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: than because the subtle ones are hard to get. I'll

533
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: give you that.

534
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but guess what, that one doesn't work.

535
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. So when you go for a wink, have you

536
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: ever like gone for it? I mean, like, like, let's

537
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: say you're you're out in public, you're at a bar,

538
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: you've had a few to drink. Have you ever just

539
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: thought to yourself, I'll just give it a go.

540
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 4: Yes, I did, and my friends absolutely lost it. They're like,

541
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 4: you're trying to do that in public?

542
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: Somebody I really had to go.

543
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 4: Behind the bar because he was really cute.

544
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Speaker 9: Him.

545
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Speaker 1: You were just clinking at him. Amazing stuff, Shailey, Thanks

546
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: so much for the cool vote. What's saved this second

547
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: for a little bit later on, largely because we had

548
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: a lot of kids get in touch with us saying

549
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: that it was a bit naughty for their ride home.

550
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: Not intentionally naughty at all, Yeah, but it does start

551
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: to lead that way a little bit. It's wrong word,

552
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: wrong place. Well I say homelike, Well you.

553
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 8: Say home, I say certain, Well you say scud.

554
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: The wrong place? Really really simple? Have you put the

555
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: wrong word in the wrong place? Thirteen one oh six

556
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: five is our number? These people have done it. Kathy.

557
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 9: This was your daughter school and she told the teacher

558
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 9: said she went and saw her grandfather at the weekend

559
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 9: and had to help him find his testicles.

560
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Speaker 1: Presume we're talking spectacles, Kathy.

561
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: Well we were, Yes, Eliza's going to care Eliza, what

562
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: happened with you?

563
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 4: I accidentally asked my dad to buy me lesbian bread

564
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 4: and self lebonese bred.

565
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 2: Luke. What did your daughter say?

566
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 3: Ye have my daughter. She asked me to to me,

567
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 3: he said, Dad, have you ever had a reaction instead

568
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 3: of saying reactions? She said erection.

569
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: It's a great laugh at anyone who six fives And

570
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm a dad of your direction and look went on

571
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Speaker 1: to say that he was so rattled that he didn't

572
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Speaker 1: have a response.

573
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Speaker 2: No on, he paused, and luckily his daughter corrected herself

574
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 2: and he didn't have to give a very awkward answer.

575
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: I imagine on.

576
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Speaker 1: A Tuesday Wards in the middle of our favorite sego

577
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Speaker 1: it's wrong with wrong place?

578
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 2: Well, I say, Heimlake.

579
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: Well you say, I say, well, you say scroud on

580
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: the wrong place?

581
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Speaker 2: Thirteen one? I was sixty five is our number? Have

582
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 2: you put the wrong word in the wrong place? Wayne,

583
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 2: You've done it? And this was no, this was your wife, Sorry.

584
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 5: Wayne, Yeah, my wife took it up.

585
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 3: She was talking to my daughter and he said, have

586
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 3: you got my or She asked, you're supposed to ask

587
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 3: have you got what personal hot spot on?

588
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 5: And she turned around and.

589
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 9: Said, you guys got my d spot off?

590
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: Turned on?

591
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 3: We just cracked. What are you talking about?

592
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: I've never never had that ever. Thanks to Goldwayne Simon's

593
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 1: God On thirty one and six, Simon, you're talking about

594
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: your husband.

595
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 5: You Yeah, he was just complaining about his weather at that.

596
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 5: I got him a couple of years ago when he

597
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 5: was saying, oh, the Bureau of Mediocrisy is just horrible.

598
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: Wow, what a great sketch that would be the Bureau

599
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: of Mediocrecy.

600
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 5: He didn't know what mediocracy meant.

601
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: Oh, so he actually thought he nailed it.

602
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: You know what, he got the word from.

603
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: Great stuff.

604
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: Bureau Medio.

605
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: Got Jonathan here and now Jonathan, this was your son, and

606
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 2: who put the wrong word in the wrong place.

607
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, oday, guys there, you're going good. Yeah. So picked

608
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: up my son from little kinder last year and the

609
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 3: teacher told us start talking about the kids' favorite food,

610
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: and my son, instead of saying his favorite food was chicken,

611
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 3: Parmesana told his kinder teacher and kinder class his favorite

612
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 3: food was chicken.

613
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: Vagina Wards. I know you've got some big stuff hair.

614
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, your girlfriends, your beautiful girlfriend, Sam has sent

615
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 2: me a photo of you. It is a scandalous photo.

616
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 2: And I'm going to be revealing to our audience what

617
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 2: that photo is.

618
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: And it's not that scandalous. It's just it's not scandal.

619
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 2: I think it's controversial.

620
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: It's not controversial at all. That's that's outrageous. You're misleading again.

621
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: My view is that it's a little bit controversial. I'll

622
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 2: be talking about it later.

623
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: This is it controversial?

624
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't do it. Personally, I wouldn't.

625
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: Do It's not that bad.

626
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: I'm as bad, but personally the way I've been brought up,

627
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it. Are we talking about it later?

628
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: This out is you're making this sound far worse.

629
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: Than I might might be posting it to all our socials.

630
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: Will and Woody on Facebook, Will and Woody on Instagram.

631
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: We're not going to do that.

632
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: Well, I just said I was undecided.

633
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: Well, it's not just your it's not just your point

634
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: of view that matters here. It's obviously a photo of me.

635
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: So we'll discuss it later on.

636
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll discuss it later on.

637
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm pissed off now.

638
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: I am okay.

639
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna talk about what I was going to

640
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: talk about next time, Buddy furious?

641
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: No, gone, No, Well, I think we just get this

642
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 2: out of the way.

643
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: The photo absolutely absolutely all right? Well, what else is

644
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: going to stick around for? What I'm going to hear?

645
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: Now that we're talking about a scandalous photo that you

646
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't do when you were younger.

647
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 2: Beautiful work like a charm All right, let's talk about

648
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: the Let's talk about the photo right up next.

649
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: We're odds over this woods. I'm not I know that

650
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: sometimes my girlfriend' zenzi stuff thinking that it's going to

651
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: be material one video which thankfully never made the show,

652
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: and very lucky excited. I know you pitched it, but

653
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: gee whiz, I think we probably would have been fired.

654
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: Well, your reputation would have been just destroyed and unsalvagable.

655
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, your beautiful girlfriend has sent me

656
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: another photo of you. I think it's a pretty controversial,

657
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: scandalous focus.

658
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: It's not scandalous. Can I just say as well that

659
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: like she you know, she's Dutch, so she's got different

660
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: filters to the rest of us. She's very open, it's

661
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: not she doesn't kind of filter things out the way

662
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: that we do talking about these sorts of things.

663
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Speaker 2: All so, I'm glad you brought up different perspectives because

664
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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six fives out of number I want

665
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: to hear some different perspectives on this because I'm on

666
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: one side of the fence you're on the other And

667
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 2: the question is this, Are people comfortable with their pet

668
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: seeing them in the nude? Why do you not be

669
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: comfortable with I think that is straight up with It

670
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: is another It is another being. They know what it is.

671
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: They don't know what it is. Yes, they know you're naked.

672
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,479
Speaker 2: They know it's a it's a naughty area, and I

673
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 2: just think, I think, out of respect to them, just

674
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: cover it up, put a towel on. Have you thought

675
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: about it changed in private?

676
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: Have you thought about it from the pet's perspective? Here

677
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: we watch them roll around nude the whole day. So

678
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: what sort of what sort of disparity do you want?

679
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: How unfair is that I get to perve on my pet? Well,

680
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: pervs actually just the wrong word altogether.

681
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: Start agett there, mate.

682
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 1: I see my pet nud all day, Yes, and then

683
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's wrong that my dog and

684
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: she's a puppy as well, Like I.

685
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Get what you're saying. Puppies are always nude. It's not weird,

686
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: you know that's different.

687
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: Adult dogs are always nude. Sorry, adult dogs are always nude?

688
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, dogs are always naked, So it's not

689
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 2: that that's just that's just what we see them like adults.

690
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: When we walk out in public, we are clothed. Why

691
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: don't they deserve the same respect.

692
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: Because they share a house. She shares a house with me.

693
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:02,959
Speaker 1: She's got to get used.

694
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: So just if you have a house mate, you're going

695
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: to walk around naked in front of your house mate.

696
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: No, that's a good point.

697
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 2: Yes, got you there. I want people's opinions on this

698
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 2: dotie though I do.

699
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to put it out there and say that

700
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's anybody in the whole of

701
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Speaker 1: Australia that has any qualms with the fact that their

702
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: pet might see them nude. It's just it's genuinely absurd

703
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: because the pets don't care. Well, the pet doesn't look

704
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: at you and you know, go, oh God, will you

705
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: put some clothes on? It doesn't think that far.

706
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: I think it does. I think it goes how rude.

707
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: I hate this owner. I want to be taken to

708
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 2: another house.

709
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: You think they are actually offended by it.

710
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 2: I just think he wakes up, you know, hey, or

711
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: share your dog, cat, whatever it is, iguana, whatever the

712
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 2: animal is, he wakes up in the morning. I wouldn't

713
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: mind a bit of pet fod Oh god, dad's got

714
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: his junk out again, or Mum's naked? How embarrassing awful?

715
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh six five is the number. Will doesn't

716
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 2: think anyone else has an issue with this. I do.

717
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 2: I would never get naked in front of my pet.

718
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: I have enough respects for my animals. You haven't got

719
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: a pet. If I did, I would always be clothed

720
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: better one o six five. I want to hear other

721
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: people's views on this, and then I will maybe maybe

722
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: revealing the scandalous photo.

723
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: That's not that scandalous.

724
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 2: Well, it involves nudity, and it involves.

725
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Speaker 1: A pet, so it sounds a lot worse than what

726
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: it is. I've got a new puppy and she followed

727
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Speaker 1: me somewhere.

728
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 2: Where I was nerud Sure, no, that's a good point.

729
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 2: Actually it did sound a bit.

730
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: It sounded gross.

731
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: Let's taka pinions though, and seen being naked in front

732
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 2: of your pet, Will taken.

733
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: Un We've had a genuine discussion during the song just now,

734
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: because I am starting to warm towards the idea that

735
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: the photo that we've got of me with my new

736
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: puppy might be posted online.

737
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: Yep, it's you in the nude.

738
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: I am naked. I am naked in the in the

739
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: puppies and the puppy, the puppies in the yes, in

740
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: the puppies view or puppy. But see the reason that

741
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: I'm warming to this actually going on? Lion woulds it's

742
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: gonna It'll go on with the woody Instagram. I suppose

743
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: if it's agreed upon that it goes there, we.

744
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 2: Can post it. Now you seem like there yet? Okay, sorry, okay.

745
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: But the reason that I'm warming to it, I'm warming

746
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: to it is because I genuinely don't believe that anybody

747
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: would find it weird. I can't see how anybody would

748
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: think that because you genuinely think this.

749
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: I've always covered up in front of my dogs, all

750
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 2: the dogs I've had during my life, I have been

751
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: uncomfortable with with having my parts out and about in

752
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 2: front of them, just like I would pay the same

753
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 2: respects to any friends of mine.

754
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: You know, how made humans, They're consciously aware of it.

755
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 2: I think dogs are smarter than you think, and I

756
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: think they're they're living this life.

757
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: I'm not questioning their intelligence in fact of anything I'm

758
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: saying they're so smart that they actually just don't care

759
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 1: about the social norm that we've created for each other.

760
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, well that's that's actually quite deep, and I'm

761
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: not going to enter that discussion because we'll be here

762
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 2: for hours. Let's go to Vanesza on thirty one zero six. Vanessa,

763
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: we're talking about being naked in front of your pets

764
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 2: and you've got a cat that does something.

765
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got a kitten and whenever I'm like in

766
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 7: the shower, she actually winks at me. So say, no, they.

767
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: Know what's going on. No, they did.

768
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 2: She's winking at you, and she's compelling. That is compelling evidence.

769
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 2: And does that make you feel uncomfortable Vanessa, that you've

770
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: got a cat that's winking at your your nude body.

771
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 4: Go away, like, get out, and she just stands there.

772
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 5: She's really weird.

773
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: Maybe she's getting water in her eye. Have we thought

774
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: about that?

775
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 8: Maybe?

776
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 4: But there's a high chance she's winking at me.

777
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: She's hurting at you. I think you've got a serious,

778
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: a warped view of yourself, Vanessa. Everything your cat's hitting

779
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: on you. It's a kitten.

780
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: Great call, Vanessa. I think it's a fifty to fifty

781
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 2: if she's winking at you or getting splashed with water.

782
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: We've got Corey here and our Corey. You think it's

783
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: weird to be naked in front of your pet?

784
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 6: Absolutely, it's a big no.

785
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 2: Thanks Corey.

786
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: Why Corey? Like, Corey like, I'm really you need to

787
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: convince me that the pet is aware of the fact

788
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: that it's seeing your nerd.

789
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 7: I just think like they're standing there and you're standing there,

790
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 7: and you can look into their eyes and there's just

791
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 7: this like air of disappointment. Like I just feel like

792
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 7: they subconsciously know what you're doing, and they just they

793
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 7: see you in clothes all the time, so they're like, well,

794
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 7: this is new and I don't like it.

795
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So really I'm having to hear that that

796
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: it is new or it's different what they used to do.

797
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: But Corey, as discussed before, there's double stand it's going

798
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: on here. You're what have you got a cat? A dog?

799
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: What have you got?

800
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 8: I've got a dog and a cat?

801
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: A dog and a cat their nerd the whole time.

802
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's not out of the norm. As Corey said,

803
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: they see you in clothes all the time, they see

804
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 2: you paying their respect to other humans by covering your awful,

805
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 2: awful parts up for them. Oh sorry, that was a

806
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 2: bit harsh. I'm trying to use colorful language to prove

807
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: my point. It's not weird for them to be naked.

808
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: They never have her up for anyone. It's it's a

809
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 2: completely different dynamic they were.

810
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 7: They've got like fur though, so they're not like skin naked,

811
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 7: so they're kind of covering up.

812
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm hairy enough to have fair out there.

813
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: That actually is a good point. He's a very hairy man.

814
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: He looks like an early nineties Pierce Brosen. And anyway,

815
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: we've got cha here now, chas finish this off. What

816
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 2: are your thoughts? Is it to be naked in front

817
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: of your pet?

818
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 4: No, not at all.

819
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 6: I'm just by portal and he goes in the shower

820
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 6: with me. Every time I found the shower, he licks

821
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 6: the water off my legs. I got to the moore,

822
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 6: he follows me in.

823
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,959
Speaker 4: They just yes, I don't care.

824
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: It's absolutely preposterous to suggest that they would find it weird. Look,

825
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: Maddie Carr our button pusher. Maddie, you've got a bird.

826
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: You've got a bird. What's her name? Taylor Taylor, does

827
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: she see your nude? Yes, all the time. When I

828
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: go to the toilet, she sits on my shirt.

829
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 2: Sorry, no, no, sorry, Now that's a hot You go

830
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: to the No, you go to the toilet with your

831
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 2: bird on you.

832
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she just.

833
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: Kind of climbs around the shirt and then I just

834
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: pull up.

835
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, you are such a it

836
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: wrecked his argument.

837
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: That is so weird. Anyway, the reason we were talking about.

838
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: Than whatever I was doing, plunge yourself into disgrace on

839
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: this show. It it's between visually nerd and actually being

840
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: on the toilet. Bat. We got to put a picture up.

841
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: Don't.

842
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: Cosation.

843
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: The reason we were talking about it because your beautiful

844
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: girlfriend sent me a photo of you nude in the

845
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 2: shower in front of your new puppy. You're poor puppy, Steve.

846
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: You know what put the photo up. I don't need

847
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: to explain it. It's cute. I don't find it weird

848
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: at all.

849
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: I think it's weird of Will nude in front of

850
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: his new puppy dog. You and got to Instagram, Will

851
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: and Woody Facebook, Will and Woody keep this conversation going

852
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: because I think it's buddy weird, and I don't think

853
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 2: you should do it again. Cover up in front of

854
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: your dog.

855
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: She was in the shower with me yesterday, closed the door.

856
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: She loves it. She absolutely loves it. How do you know,

857
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: because she's happy, she's wagging her tail, she's having a

858
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: good time.

859
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 2: That people can go into the photo. Can you decide

860
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: if that dog's having a good time? Yeah? Decided?

861
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: Okay. I am interested in the songs. The song that

862
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: we're about to play is Dance with Me by one twelve.

863
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: It's it's a bang. I'm really to playing it. I

864
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: do just want to hear, though, what you think they

865
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: say in the chorus of the song. I think that

866
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: this okay? So what do you think that was a.

867
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: Couple of chapper chops in the park? Is it not

868
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 2: that a couple all?

869
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: But I really enjoy the fact that when everybody listens

870
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: to it right now, they're going to be singing to

871
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: themselves a couple of chaper charps in the park and

872
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: laugh hiling Moody Getting your Home the Tutu tune one

873
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: twelve Woodrow. I was talking to you last week actually

874
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: about a really disturbing new feature that was available on

875
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: everybody's mobile phone in China. Havels China have an app

876
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: which pretty much all of them use, called we Chat.

877
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: The government has now added a new feature called deadbeat Debtors.

878
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: Within five hundred meters you can see the people that

879
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: have a bad credit record. WHOA, you'd be firing off

880
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: on everyone's.

881
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 2: I'd never no one would ever sell me anything again.

882
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 2: I try and buy Amanda in at the local fruit store. Sorry, mate,

883
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 2: we could literally hear the alarm going off as you

884
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,879
Speaker 2: walk going the street. You glet myself out the audio.

885
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: It's got that embarrassing.

886
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: So basically, just to rehash that for everybody on the

887
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: equivalent of what's app in China, there's a button you

888
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: can press and a little map will pop up and

889
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: it will show you all the people within five hundred

890
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: meters of you who have a bad credit record. Horrible stuff. However,

891
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: not too far distant from the conversation which is happening

892
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 1: now about the government releasing the medical records of people

893
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: so that other people can access it in different two pieces.

894
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: The myga of yeah, the myga.

895
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: That's right. So here's the thing, mate, I feel like

896
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: currently we're in China, we've got people's credit record and

897
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: Australia we've potentially got people's medical record right, both quite nefarious,

898
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: quite private bits of information that I don't think should

899
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: be shared.

900
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, right, yep.

901
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: Why couldn't this be just a little bit more fun

902
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: for everyone?

903
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 2: I'm struggling to see how it's fun. What do you mean,

904
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: how do you make it fun?

905
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: Well, here's what I want to know. On thirteen one

906
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: oh sixty five. You could find out something about the

907
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: people around you. Let's keep it to five hundred meters, yeap,

908
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: just by looking at your phone. So you turn on WhatsApp,

909
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: let's stick with what's app and you press a button.

910
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: What would that thing be? What if you could find

911
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: out the people within five hundred meters of you that

912
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: had cheated in a relationship before.

913
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 2: Oh wow, would be so interesting, wouldn't it? But I

914
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: imagine then you'd see the person and be like, huh,

915
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 2: didn't expect.

916
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 3: That I did?

917
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: And you and exactly right? Or it might it might

918
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: be something you know, fairly innocuous, like what football team

919
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: do they go for great conversation? Startle Then you go

920
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: for a great conversation.

921
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 2: If you're out there and you want to start a

922
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 2: conversation with a girl.

923
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: Oh, isn't it absolutely? The other thing is, like, I mean,

924
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: if you're if you're trying to figure out where someone's

925
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: sexuality sits, you know, maybe you've got it, maybe you've

926
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: got a poor gator, and this would just solve all

927
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: your problems. You just look down and straight away you

928
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: go perfect. I know, I don't have to go through

929
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: that awful conversation.

930
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 2: And could it just be as simple as what like

931
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 2: what like? More specifically, what what do you find sexy?

932
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 6: Like?

933
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: What do you think is the sexiest thing ever? Sure,

934
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 2: you could just have outfits in the back of your

935
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 2: car and like military guys, beautiful chuck on the army

936
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 2: fatigue hore youre going, I'm.

937
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: A sergeant and yeah, exactly. So this could be anything

938
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: you like. But and as silly as you'd like it

939
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: to be as well. You could just find out whether

940
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: somebody has had any plastic, any cosmetic surgery.

941
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 3: All.

942
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be so interesting to learn these

943
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: things about people just by looking at your phone. Thirty

944
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: one six five is another give us a call. I

945
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: want to hear from you guys. If you could find

946
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: out something about about the people around you again, it's

947
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: just one of those like GPS tracking service sort of things.

948
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: Just by looking at your phone. What would it be?

949
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 2: Do they find you attractive that?

950
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: No, I'm happy to take that.

951
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: And you know, if you didn't get any dings though

952
00:43:59,200 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: in a day, you'd.

953
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: Be like, that's right, you're in a stadium and there's nothing,

954
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: or if you're.

955
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: In a business, mean, it's like ding ding is a

956
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,240
Speaker 2: huge Oh, this is awkward.

957
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, China's got this new technology where you can see

958
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: on your phone with GPS tracking the people within five

959
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 1: hundred meters of you who's in debt. And this isn't

960
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: just the people that are on the app, because everybody's

961
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: on the app, right, the government releases the information and

962
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: it's it's horrific, It's absolutely horrific. But somebody would know

963
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: your credit rating. A total stranger.

964
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: Helpful for businesses though, I just I.

965
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: Don't think it's appropriate audio. I think it crosses a

966
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: privacy line, which is the beginning of the end.

967
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

968
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: I tend to agree, But we're talking about though, given

969
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 2: or if you did have this technology at hand, what

970
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,959
Speaker 2: you'd want to find out about anyone within five hundred

971
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: Let's make it a little.

972
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: Bit more interesting, Like I mean, what if, what if?

973
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: What if you could find out, you know, who had

974
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: a booger, a visible bo in their nose?

975
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think you look at their nose, can't you?

976
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: But I would walk to go and see it, to

977
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: go and to go and look at the bed in

978
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: the cave. Definitely. If i'd there was somebody in the

979
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: shop that I was about to walk by a huge

980
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: booger in their nose, I'm definitely going in to have

981
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: a squiz.

982
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 2: That is pretty funny. What have you got to tell?

983
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: What people were thinking? Hue their last thought? Huge Mel

984
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 2: Gibson and what women want? Yes, that that would be

985
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: your life, although for him that got very stressful and weird.

986
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 2: We got Molly here now on thirty one or sixty five,

987
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 2: Molly Molly, Yes, Hi, Hi, Hey, what would you want

988
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 2: to know about people within a five hundred meter radius

989
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 2: of you?

990
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 6: I'd love to know what dietary requirements the area around me?

991
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 6: I have? Why so like well, like I had a

992
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 6: barbecue for Australia Day and I had no idea if

993
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 6: anyone had any dietary requirements, like if they were vegan

994
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 6: post intolerance, see if they had a peanut allergy. I'd

995
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 6: love to know that so that I could, you know,

996
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 6: make sure everyone was included.

997
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 2: I love the thought, Molly, isn't that just pretty easy

998
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: texts to send before people come to your buffing?

999
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 6: You know, sometimes you don't have the numbers.

1000
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see. Okay, so I thought you were saying

1001
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: it as also as a way to catch out those

1002
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: people who do the old fake dietary requirement or the

1003
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 1: dietary requirement which is in one hundred percent necessary, which

1004
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: is a real pain in the arster cater around. Yeah, exactly.

1005
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 6: Sometimes sometimes it's just what you're actually.

1006
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: When I was when I was a barrister and people

1007
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: would rock up and say I'm dairy free, yes, And

1008
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: I'd like, you know, you get like ten people in

1009
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: a row that are dairy free. I just don't believe

1010
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: you anymore. But here's the thing, you know, I much

1011
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: rather give you a milk coffee.

1012
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: As someone who has a lot of intolerances that may

1013
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 2: not be real intolerances. I'm actually currently reading a book

1014
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 2: about the guts connection to the brain, and because my

1015
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 2: brain will just feel a certain way and then I

1016
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 2: will get these symptoms. Anyway that's going to get very

1017
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: boring if I keep talking about that.

1018
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: But you can get out on the podcast.

1019
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 2: We've hit a nerve there and I'm one of those people.

1020
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: What are you doing a live reading the gut and

1021
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: the brain?

1022
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: It's actually really interesting away Sam, What would you want

1023
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: to find out about people? Within a five.

1024
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: How long someone has left to live?

1025
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow?

1026
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 2: My question to you, though, Sam, with all of this power, wow,

1027
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 2: that is would you would you tell the person? Is

1028
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: that your responsibility? If you did know?

1029
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 3: I probably would laugh.

1030
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: I don't think you could laugh. I don't think. I

1031
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: don't think you could, Sam, because are you saying they've

1032
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: just got like a number floating above their head?

1033
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 2: Now he's saying, oh he's gone.

1034
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 8: I have a laugh.

1035
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: Well, look I suppose everyone's got to die.

1036
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't think i'd be laughing if Sam

1037
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 2: walked out at me and goes, okay, what are you

1038
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: three hours? Man's like, and then he's laughing. Yeah.

1039
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: But the other thing is as well, like if you

1040
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: did have that and it was one of your mates

1041
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: and you're sitting there talking to them half, isn't it?

1042
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: I mean, like, do you because I wouldn't want to

1043
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: know if my friend had that power. If my friend

1044
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 1: had the power of knowing when everybody died, I would

1045
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: just say to them, never tell me.

1046
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: Don't tell me. Yeah no, I couldn't agree.

1047
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: Otherwise you start planning and oh, it'll just be thinking

1048
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: about it the whole time in your life. It'll ruin

1049
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: your life completely. Maybe maybe if you told me, like

1050
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: you know, maybe, Look, if it gets down to an hour,

1051
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: then you.

1052
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 2: Want the sixty. I'm thinking maybe give me twenty.

1053
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I call it that Mum. I'll probably talk

1054
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: to her for half. There's a few things i want

1055
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: to do, just sort out my affairs.

1056
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 2: I've got a will to ride, have one hour, a

1057
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 2: co host to find stop. Yeah, you have one hour

1058
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 2: to live and you spent half an hour of that

1059
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 2: time on the phone to your mom half of the

1060
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: forty five. We are very different people. Amanda here, who's

1061
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: giving us a call? Amanda? What would you want to

1062
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: know about people? Within a five?

1063
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: You'd probably read the Gut and the Brain book again

1064
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: for half an hour.

1065
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 2: It's hard to put down that thing.

1066
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: It's a real sorry Amanda, Sorry, Amanda. We're talking if

1067
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 1: you could find if you could find something out about

1068
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: the people around you just by looking at your phone

1069
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,919
Speaker 1: and they don't know just obviously as well, what would

1070
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: it be?

1071
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 9: I would love to know whether they own their cars

1072
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 9: or not, Like if you see a hot afg or

1073
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 9: Ferrari or something for surely financing they borrowed.

1074
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: Because because you're saying that, they're like a lot of people,

1075
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: the drive of those cars it's just for show and

1076
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: they don't actually own the car. Yeah, fascinating. You know

1077
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: Another one there, Amanda, which would be really interesting would

1078
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: would be if you could look at a couple and

1079
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: your phone could tell you whether it was like an

1080
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: escort service or something or actually a relationship. That would

1081
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: be really interesting, Yes, Or maybe the mail order Brith thing.

1082
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: They're great. They're really really good, aren't they Absolutely fascinating.

1083
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, China have stuff that by doing the debt one

1084
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 2: they should have figured out one of these ones, which

1085
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: one well, one of the moments suggestions we've had here.

1086
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: They're way better than the dead ones.

1087
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: The debt Well, I don't know, mate, I think they're

1088
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: all a little bit over the line. First. I like

1089
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: that the debt knowing when somebody died, I think is

1090
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: a power that you know, nobody wants.

1091
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 2: Take that one away. The other two we die intolerance. Actually,

1092
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: we had some jockers there, didn't We learned the last one.

1093
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: The last one was really good. Before we like to go,

1094
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: we've got four about three minutes to just discuss a

1095
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: few of the things which we didn't quite get to during

1096
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: the show we didn't get to. Now, before we get

1097
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: into what we didn't get to, Yep, I'd like to

1098
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: just cover something on something we did get to. Yes,

1099
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: there's been a photo posted on our Instagram. We're just

1100
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: discussing whether or not your pet can see you're nude

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Speaker 1: or not.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, I still think it's just weird and

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Speaker 2: disrespectful to the pet.

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Speaker 1: But go on, I think it's not an issue at all.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, there's a photo of me next to my pet.

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Speaker 1: There's a little bit of debate amongst the producers as

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Speaker 1: to whether my thumb might be something else in the photo.

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Speaker 2: Yep. We've done a lot of zooming in here.

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Speaker 1: We've done a lot of zooming and after a lot

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Speaker 1: of analysis and a reenactment.

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Speaker 2: Yep, we've had an ex bet in we Otherwise.

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Speaker 1: We would have had to remove the photo. Obviously. It

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Speaker 1: is a thumb. Yes, it is a thumb yep, and

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Speaker 1: it's slightly debilitating for me to think that all I

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Speaker 1: would have had would have been a thumber size, and

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Speaker 1: that people actually really thought that that's all right.

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Speaker 2: And there's some people in the studio who'd be stoked

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Speaker 2: with the size. We're not gonna we're not going to

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Speaker 2: name it. Well, maybe just end it there. We've had

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Speaker 2: some fun.

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Speaker 1: We will see you guys tomorrow from for capsulate to

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Speaker 1: have a great Tuesday by see what you're hearing.

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