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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. So I texted Liam

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Speaker 1: on his way to the university. I said, all you

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Speaker 1: need to do, all you need doo, mate, is watch

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Speaker 1: the complete works of Animal House, the movie on YouTube,

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Speaker 1: and that's everything you need to know about university life.

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Speaker 2: See all that stuff. Freaked would have freaked me out

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Speaker 2: on my way to UNI there Animal House with food

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Speaker 2: fights awful.

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Speaker 1: What happened when you went to bathist UNI? Weren' You're

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Speaker 1: sitting with all the people little once he comes in

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Speaker 1: there in a single it and you flannel.

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Speaker 2: Well, I stayd My first year on campus, I was

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Speaker 2: in All the Girls one because I couldn't believe that

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Speaker 2: in other dorms it was co ed. You went to

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Speaker 2: the toilet and a cubical next to a boy. He

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Speaker 2: showered in a cubical next to a boy. It was

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Speaker 2: so so confronting. So I was in the all girls one.

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Speaker 2: It was Alan House or the Nunnery, it was as

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Speaker 2: it was known. And I remember, is.

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Speaker 1: That where you met Andrew Denton? He was in the

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Speaker 1: girls one too.

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Speaker 2: He wasn't in the nunnery, he was in a different one.

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Speaker 2: But the first you know, a couple of weeks if

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Speaker 2: someone had a guitar. I love this bit. We'd sit

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Speaker 2: around and sing sing Jim Croachey songs. Loved all that,

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Speaker 2: but one girl said this Uni. And remember in O

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Speaker 2: week Orientation week, this Uni, we're into rock and roll,

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Speaker 2: hard rock and roll. And here's me thinking, I wish

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Speaker 2: I was just singing Jim croacher a reader.

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Speaker 1: So do we need to go to the blob zone again?

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Speaker 3: I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I don't. No, we don't need, we don't need, we

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Speaker 2: don't need that. But let me tell you how he

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Speaker 2: went on, how he got on, how you got well.

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Speaker 2: I tried not to overcrowd him, because it's confronting for

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Speaker 2: an eighteen year old boy when your mum talked, I

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Speaker 2: can't even imagine what it's like to have your mum

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Speaker 2: go on the radio and cry over the idea that

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Speaker 2: you're leaving home when as a teenager was an eighteen

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Speaker 2: year old put that in his emotional arsenal, I.

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Speaker 1: I don't keep it away from me.

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Speaker 2: I just giggled at the word arsenal. I'm sure. So

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Speaker 2: I tried not to let my emotion overwhelm him. So

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Speaker 2: on Friday night, he was leaving Saturday morning on Friday night,

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Speaker 2: I just was saying things like, oh, Needy, help, how.

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Speaker 3: Are you going?

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Speaker 2: Just tried to keep it practical, and at one point

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Speaker 2: I said, look, can I do anything for it? He said, well,

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Speaker 2: do you want to fold some of my shirts?

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Speaker 3: Now you go on again.

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Speaker 2: So I found myself. I felt like I was in

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Speaker 2: a sitcom because I was folding his shirts, and I

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Speaker 2: found myself humming the Dixie Chicks this years there's wide

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Speaker 2: open spaces away.

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Speaker 3: Carnadiels checky for momstairs out the window and says, I'm

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Speaker 3: leaving my room. She said it didn't seem that long ago.

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Speaker 3: Went stood there and let her on birds.

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Speaker 2: So I'm humming this, says, I'm folding his shirts. So

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to contain myself as I am now. So

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Speaker 2: he packed up and all that, and I had to

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Speaker 2: go to Melbourne Monday. I beat in Melbourne for Dancing

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Speaker 2: with the Stars. So on Saturday morning, my cab was outside,

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Speaker 2: I just said, okay, see you and just ran in

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Speaker 2: the cabin. It's like I had to make a get

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Speaker 2: away from a bank robbery because it would all fall

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Speaker 2: apart if I'd if I'd stayed. And so Harley drove

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Speaker 2: him up there, and seriously, his accommodation is like mine,

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Speaker 2: was it UNI. It's like a prison cell. And that's

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Speaker 2: what university accommodation is. It's like those Council of States

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Speaker 2: you see on the bill. And so Harley wanted to

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Speaker 2: make a bit of a speech when he left him,

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Speaker 2: and he found he was overwhelmed, and he couldn't because

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Speaker 2: he's leaving Liam, who's twice the size of his own

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Speaker 2: room with his prison bed, linen on his prison bed.

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Speaker 2: And Liam just has to walk out that door and

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Speaker 2: make friends with everyone there. Of course he is. It's

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Speaker 2: like the first day of daycare, the first day of KINDI.

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Speaker 1: You have to go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's over to you for a little while.

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Speaker 1: Now, don't worry, Uncle Jones. He came to the four

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Speaker 1: in your absence. I packed my beer bond collection for him,

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Speaker 1: my homemade tattoo gun.

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Speaker 2: Oh aren't you lovely? I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks welcome. Join the and Amanda in the morning one

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Speaker 1: at one point seven.

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Speaker 2: Tell you