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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow night on your Radio's what We're gonna be, live

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Speaker 2: from the Adelaide Fringe with four of the best stories

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Speaker 2: you there.

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Speaker 3: Will Woody presents.

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Speaker 4: Strongly, Aussie strong boat made right here in Australia for

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Speaker 4: eighteen plus tering responsibly.

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Speaker 2: Alrighty, we're sold out and that's because there's some great stories.

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Speaker 2: The ten thousand dollars. It's a great venue. Stephen K.

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Speaker 2: Moss is going to be on the stage and Lou

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Speaker 2: Wall will also be on the stage. And Lou's in

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Speaker 2: the studio right now. Hello, Hello, geez, you're busy, mate.

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Speaker 2: So you're also doing shows at the Fringe, breaking the

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Speaker 2: fifth wall comedy dot com dot You're going to go

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Speaker 2: and see Lou. So are you ducking are we? Are

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Speaker 2: you ducking in and ducking out with us to night?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm finishing my show and then my agent told

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Speaker 5: me we got five minutes to get to you. So

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Speaker 5: I'm sweaty.

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Speaker 6: Great ready, I'm sweaty and ready.

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Speaker 1: A should be the name of the show, sweaty and ready.

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Speaker 2: And I love that. I love that. How's how's that?

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Speaker 2: How's the two have been going so far?

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Speaker 5: It's great. I've just started. So it's the start of

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Speaker 5: kind of three months of tourings on two shows in Adelaide.

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Speaker 5: I love it here. They've got air conn in the tents. Now,

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Speaker 5: oh yeah, bloody beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It won't be sweaty and ready. You'll be sweat on

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Speaker 1: the run, sure.

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Speaker 5: But you know we'll dry it off.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to make this something a professional outfit, one

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Speaker 2: of our headline access sprinting between tenths to get there.

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Speaker 6: I'll dowse your brow, your brow as you come in.

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Speaker 1: We'll be fine.

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Speaker 2: So, Lou, I'm reading that as part of your current show,

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Speaker 2: and I know that the obviously you write these well

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Speaker 2: in advance, but you are going to be detailing about

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Speaker 2: mental breakdowns.

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Speaker 5: Oh right, really, I don't think I've ever written a

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Speaker 5: comedy show. I don't detail the mental.

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Speaker 2: Is that right? So I'm interested to know what you

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Speaker 2: classify as a breakdown, because I think some people can

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Speaker 2: kind of throw that word around like a bit of

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Speaker 2: a dead cat, whereas you know other people.

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Speaker 5: Around like twenty dead cats. In the breakdowns I have

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Speaker 5: when I you know, my coffee is burned. We're not

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Speaker 5: talking a hectic that's so you have my hectic ones oh,

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Speaker 5: you have.

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Speaker 1: Had the full spectrum of breakdowns.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I have many facets.

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Speaker 4: Maybe can I can I hear about the most recent breakdown,

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Speaker 4: maybe like was there being one that.

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Speaker 5: The most recent breakdown was literally probably on stage last night. No,

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Speaker 5: actually what happened. I was in my Uber and I

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Speaker 5: get so Cassick just recently because late twenties coming at

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Speaker 5: me full stream ahead, and got Cassick had a little.

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Speaker 2: Vomit left my driving your own car.

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Speaker 4: No no, Uber, Oh I was going to say you

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Speaker 4: did you did you hide this view in the uber?

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Speaker 5: The thing about being no? Okay, So I actually have

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Speaker 5: a really bad Uber rating, which is because one night

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Speaker 5: when I was going home from the club, I was

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Speaker 5: in an uber that was a learner car driver, so

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Speaker 5: the passenger seat had breaks.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, brilliant.

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Speaker 5: I was quite wasted. Bunny hopped the M three. It

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Speaker 5: was the funniest night of my life. And I have

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Speaker 5: never had a rating above three point five, which is

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Speaker 5: actually so when I say Uber, I'm d ding because yeah,

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Speaker 5: adding myself. So when you had his view, lost my

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Speaker 5: PowerPoint clicker went and did my show. There's nine hundred ques,

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Speaker 5: so I'm there hitting my space fight. No, no, you know,

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Speaker 5: it was only a small went to break that. It

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Speaker 5: was fine. But the crazy thing is like after that,

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Speaker 5: I like get a d D to go home and

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Speaker 5: get in and the driver goes, oh, hands me my clicker.

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Speaker 5: It's the same in my life had the same driver

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Speaker 5: like phenomenal, phenomenal. It was the craziest thing in the world.

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Speaker 4: Amazing guy though to like, so you've spewed in his DD,

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Speaker 4: lost your clicker in his DD, and then he is

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Speaker 4: still willing to pick you up again and give you

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Speaker 4: your clickerback.

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Speaker 5: Impaccable. I think if you're just.

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Speaker 2: Joining us, by the way, we are talking about his car,

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Speaker 2: which is like an uber hit, didn't spew on his

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Speaker 2: penis and then lose a clicker in his penis?

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Speaker 1: Right do you call?

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Speaker 2: Well? I don't think a lot of people don't know

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Speaker 2: what a DD is, And if I just heard two

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Speaker 2: people talking about, you know, DD, I'd be like, wow.

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Speaker 5: Double dtt you're talking about the.

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Speaker 2: Car guy come for with blue wall right up next

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Speaker 2: the some.

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Speaker 4: People tonight who are going to be sharing some sorry

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Speaker 4: tomorrow night, sharing some great stories on stage in your life,

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Speaker 4: At what point when you're going through something which is

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Speaker 4: potentially really horrific. Do you go in your mind, this

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Speaker 4: is going to be a great bit for the stage.

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Speaker 5: Like one second in Bloody Hell. And honestly, as soon

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Speaker 5: as I I'm always recording stuff, I'm like, let's go

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Speaker 5: like it, and then if I can make it funnier,

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Speaker 5: I'm probably doing that.

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Speaker 4: So would you like deliberately do things in a bad

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Speaker 4: situation that make the situation worse because you're like, this

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Speaker 4: is a better punchline?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Sometimes, Actually not, No, I'd probably just lie about

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Speaker 5: the punchline and make the punch line up. Oh, you

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Speaker 5: know it's stranger than fiction, you know, like, yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: some crazy stuff happening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, what do you thinks like the I mean,

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Speaker 2: because you did reference just there in the song that

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Speaker 2: you have possibly the wildest your words, not ours. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: one of the wildest stories, I think. So can you

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Speaker 2: give us like a tease or a headline as to

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Speaker 2: as to what that might be.

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Speaker 5: It's about it's an interaction that took place on Facebook

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Speaker 5: marketplace okay, where I put my bed up for free. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I needed to get rid of it full bed or

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Speaker 5: just mattress or bed frame and mattress.

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Speaker 1: Wow, good deal.

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Speaker 5: I was. It was a shitty ik a bed like it. Sure,

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Speaker 5: I wasn't going to get anything for it. I just

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Speaker 5: needed someone to take it off my hands, cancel collection,

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Speaker 5: you know it wasn't coming and the interaction like it's

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Speaker 5: absolutely changed my life. I've been performing it as a

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Speaker 5: comedy for like the last year, but it truly is

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Speaker 5: the most chaotic thing to ever happen to me. It

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Speaker 5: does involve a robbery, so I'll just leave it at that. Wow,

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Speaker 5: And that may or may not be the story I'm

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Speaker 5: telling tomorrow night. You'll have to see my show. That's

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Speaker 5: so sad for you.

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Speaker 2: No, that's fine. People can go and see your comedy

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Speaker 2: dot com dot au. What are the stories can we

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Speaker 2: expect from you when when we go and see you

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Speaker 2: on stage?

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Speaker 5: Too many stories?

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Speaker 2: Because I know your your your your show features what

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Speaker 2: nine hundred different slides?

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Speaker 5: So I do like internet kind of comedy, So like

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Speaker 5: all my stuff is. I mean, look, I'm gen z cusp,

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Speaker 5: let's not question it. Actually I did read this article

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Speaker 5: the other day that was like, only millennials will try

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Speaker 5: and convince you that they're gen z write articles. But

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Speaker 5: I just like I love the Internet. I've been on

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Speaker 5: the Internet since I was like twelve, like, and so

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Speaker 5: I try and make comedy that's like for people who

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Speaker 5: love to scroll on TikTok. So there's heaps of like

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Speaker 5: you know, memes, like really fast stuff online. But usually

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Speaker 5: usually my comedy is about like interactions I've had, Like

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Speaker 5: I like to scam scammers.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, can you talk about that? How do you scam

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Speaker 6: a scammer?

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if you've had better help, like

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Speaker 5: the online therapy No, no, it's online therapy. It's actually

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Speaker 5: technically a Silicon Valley tech company and not right yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: so they don't have to be like registered therapists, which

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Speaker 5: is like an uber driver. Quite often you'll get them

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Speaker 5: and they will literally just be scammers. So, like I

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Speaker 5: have had one that's just been like, maybe you should

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Speaker 5: consider like volunteering as part of a mission. Like I'm

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Speaker 5: like my better health therapist is a Mormon robot, Like

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Speaker 5: what is what's going on there? So I kind of

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Speaker 5: just like I love like mucking around on the Internet

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Speaker 5: and the depths of Reddit and getting as much juicy

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Speaker 5: content out of there.

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Speaker 2: It's like that sounds fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, replying to emails I shouldn't you know.

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Speaker 2: What what what's the deepest or the furthest you've got

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Speaker 2: on a door that I shouldn't have.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I have been doxed a few times.

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Speaker 2: What's doxed?

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Speaker 5: Dos means? Like all your details are on the internet.

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Speaker 2: I was in someone like your hard driver? Oh no, sorry,

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Speaker 2: personal person? Okay, but what does that.

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Speaker 5: Do I mean for me? Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Hell I am anyway, if you're Ryan Reynolds, yeah.

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Speaker 5: They're coming to your house. We're not going on your

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Speaker 2: Of it's a threat, right, it's a threat. They go like, oh, hey,

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Speaker 2: just so you know, I've got all your personal details.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can look up if you've been docs like

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Speaker 5: you can like search your name and.

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Speaker 2: Is that right? How do you find that out?

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Speaker 5: Well? I do it. No, I'm not going to say how.

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Speaker 5: It may or may not be illegal. You can find

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Speaker 5: out if you've been absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Wow, we're all going to google that after this interview.

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Speaker 4: I was just gonna I'm just going to type in

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Speaker 4: have I been doxed? I'm not sure that's going to

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Speaker 4: get me there.

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Speaker 2: And so people will effectively blackmail you with they've got your.

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Speaker 5: Details, yeah, which is like what they used to do with.

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Speaker 2: The webcam thing, right, they'd be Okay, I can see you,

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Speaker 2: We've seen you.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, watch on, boys, it's a party. Let's go.

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Speaker 5: I'll give you a little show every morning.

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Speaker 1: Give me your email, give you some good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Lou's going to be on stage with us tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: But if you want to go and see Lou, they

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Speaker 2: are doing all the comedy festivals all over the country.

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Speaker 2: Comedy dot com dot au to go and see Lou

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Speaker 2: perform Breaking the Fifth Wall. Lou, It's been great to

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Speaker 2: have you in the studio.

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Speaker 5: Sorry for almost leaving halfway through. Thanks for having.

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Speaker 2: Stick around. Now we all know what doxing is.

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Speaker 5: You know, I like to inform the masses.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Woods.

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Speaker 2: I'm very very excited about the fact that Lloyd Langford's

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Speaker 2: on the show. And I'm also very excited about the

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Speaker 2: fact that I'm I'm now the chance to talk about

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Speaker 2: an octopus in Russia.

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Speaker 6: Is Russian octopus different to other octopus?

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Speaker 2: I think I think octopus is the same all over

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Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 1: Octopus is octopus.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I get it, good question, there.

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Speaker 2: Is yeah he changes no, so yeah octa Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: there's an octropus in Russia that I want to talk about,

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Speaker 2: by an octopus in truth. Yeah. Yeah, he was poking

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Speaker 2: It's actually hectic. If you haven't seen the video, it's extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: that's not the case. Woody and I are more defensive

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Speaker 1: So I'm not defensive.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I Got'm getting defensive about getting defensive thought.

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Speaker 1: Oh you said a trap.

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Speaker 2: have a little defensive off. Okay, I've got a scale

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to make you get defensive.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to start things?

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Speaker 1: A little bit tiny. Yeah, and that quite jarring.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't an enjoyable it was something with ship is. You

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Speaker 6: You were hanging in there.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I know you've been doing a lot of squats

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Speaker 1: Don't you bring up the squad.

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Speaker 2: I caught a glimpse of your but.

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Speaker 1: That was great.

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Speaker 2: Didn't even get into it before the burn I got

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Speaker 2: but I was just going to say, your bums looking

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Speaker 1: Someone I want to hear.

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Speaker 6: You know, I've got a big bike quite next week,

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Speaker 6: and that is not what I want to hear.

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Speaker 1: That's not fair.

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Speaker 4: I'll go, I am, you've been watching my bum well,

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Speaker 4: I've actually been. When you booking the yogurt, I come

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Speaker 2: I'm so annoyed about that. It's got a bad warrior too.

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Speaker 2: It's the weak spot in my root about it. I

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Speaker 2: think that possibly the strangest thing that anyone I've ever

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Speaker 2: met does something that you do in that you barbecue

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of that.

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Speaker 6: I'm proud of that.

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Speaker 2: That's fine.

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Speaker 1: I love barbecue every morning.

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Speaker 4: This is six six joking broken.

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Speaker 2: The plot?

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Speaker 4: Tell will what is gum Tree game?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's a great game, William.

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Speaker 1: I describe an item on gum Tree.

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Speaker 4: If you guess the price of that item correctly, I

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Speaker 4: buy that bloody item for you.

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Speaker 1: I want you to win. I want you to win, so.

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Speaker 2: I'll just don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'll describe exuberantly. I'll describe as well as I can.

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Speaker 4: Let's got a donna here.

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Speaker 2: No one's evere no we've had winners.

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Speaker 1: We've had winners. Don how are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm very good, afternoon guy.

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Speaker 6: It's not a beautiful day, is just gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Done.

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Speaker 2: It is just.

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Speaker 3: For you already. Indeed, let me go on this gum tree.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're moving me on? Done? I like it all right,

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Speaker 1: he's your item.

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Speaker 6: It's a it's a beautiful item.

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Speaker 1: Done.

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Speaker 6: I reckon, you could definitely have a use for this.

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Speaker 1: Done.

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Speaker 6: It's a human sized cockroach.

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Speaker 7: What's done?

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Speaker 1: Do you swear? Don't tell you what?

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Speaker 2: Tell you what?

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Speaker 1: We're trusting your hair.

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Speaker 6: Don't you swear it's a human sized cockroach. I'll tell

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Speaker 6: you what they want that?

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Speaker 1: Well, people, Yeah, there's some. There are some that's big

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Speaker 1: coming from you.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, don dollar amount?

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Speaker 5: How much.

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Speaker 6: I'll put ten bargs.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Don's it's more expensive than that.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you a second.

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Speaker 2: I reckon that's it. Now let's go to Lisa John.

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Speaker 2: I have to remember I reckon.

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Speaker 4: Seven half thousand dollars for the human sized cockrower there.

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Speaker 6: So if you want that deal, get ah, get along

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Speaker 6: to gum out of mate.

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Speaker 1: Have a look at it looks so legit.

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Speaker 4: It looks like a real cockroach say that I was

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Speaker 4: trying to make a piece.

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Speaker 1: You were moving Donna on.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was trying to move Donnor on because you know,

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Speaker 2: we didn't know which tree she was in. She certainly

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Speaker 2: wasn't in a gum tree.

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Speaker 1: I was in job very good, was enjoying.

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Speaker 2: She said that when she came on, she said, get

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Speaker 2: me in this gum try. This is the first red flag.

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Speaker 1: Let's move on to Lisa, shall we? Lisa, how are

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Speaker 1: you good?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 4: You going?

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Speaker 1: God sending?

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Speaker 6: Far more normal than don that's for sure.

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Speaker 7: Definitely am.

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping this is going to be a good gum

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Speaker 4: tree buy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well keep in mind as well, Lisa. You don't

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Speaker 4: Be the cash so for you today, Lisa, I've got Casper,

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Speaker 4: the CPR dog. So it's like it looks like a

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Speaker 4: that's kind of what looks like and texadom does it

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Speaker 4: stuff it's rubbery. No, it's rubbery because you practice CPR

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Speaker 4: on it.

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Speaker 2: Dog.

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Speaker 1: It's a CPR dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why would you practice CPR and a dog.

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Speaker 4: Because your dog stops breathing and you want to bring

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Speaker 4: it back to life so you can do CPR on

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Speaker 4: you've never given see expensive?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, am up there CPR.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, got to be of a sitting standard and

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Speaker 2: it's legit.

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Speaker 1: It's legit.

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Speaker 4: You can you can absolutely perform CPR and it's a

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Speaker 4: great way to practice just in case the real thing

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Speaker 1: So how much cash, Lisa?

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Speaker 4: I reckon five hundred incorrect. I'm going to give you

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Speaker 4: a second guess. I'm going to give you a second guess.

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Speaker 4: It's a little or it's lower lower, okay? Oh no pressure,

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Speaker 4: maybe two hundred.

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Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty bucks lost cash?

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Speaker 4: Almost lost cash? Sorry Lisa, Sorry, I wish I could

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Speaker 4: give you the money. I wish I could's got to

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Speaker 4: Tracy here, Tracy. Yeah, final one, a bit of fun.

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Speaker 1: Make it quick, Tracy. It's a double dere so you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, double dreadit very rare so two doritos that are

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Speaker 6: And the person has described it as limited edition, which

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Speaker 4: App because you don't see too many double dorito's out there, Tracy,

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Speaker 4: how much is that I reckon about five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Five incorrect, Tracy, sorry, seven and fifty so very close

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Speaker 2: All the best comics in the world are in Australia

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Speaker 2: right now. And I say that with great authority because

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Speaker 2: Lloyd Langleort's not from here, and he is here right now.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, you do we call you Australian

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Speaker 7: I'm a permanent resident PR.

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Speaker 1: Well done, PR. We're happy to have your Lloyd, very happy.

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Speaker 2: We haven't got him yet. He's a PR. He's on

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Speaker 2: the pine. Yeah. I'm not locked and loaded.

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Speaker 7: I'm a low to steer you. I'm not a lowed

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Speaker 1: Are you wanting to make the cross over to citizen Lloyd?

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Speaker 2: This is a public cord.

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Speaker 7: I do know that the thought and here is compulsory.

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Speaker 7: So I love to see him. See I'll have to

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Speaker 7: check with Dary and see what I've got coming up.

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Speaker 6: Well, you're very busy. You're a busy man. You're selling

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Speaker 6: that show's Lloyd.

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Speaker 2: That you don't get it. It's just the voting thing.

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Speaker 2: You get everything else.

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Speaker 7: And maybe a touch more respect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I will certainly respect you more, Lloyd.

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Speaker 4: But mate, let's talk about his stand up comedy, which

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Speaker 4: I do respect. I do thoroughly respect, and I want

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Speaker 4: to talk about the blurb for the new show Powerful Energy.

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Speaker 4: You said, mate, that you've got some thoughts on talk radio.

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Speaker 4: Oh my word, I'd love to hear them.

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Speaker 7: The absolute dumbest people in the world bringing up with

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Speaker 7: I want to post this on Facebook, but I'm afraid

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Speaker 7: I had an incident. I had an incident. I'm not

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Speaker 7: I didn't have any idea who he was either, and

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Speaker 7: And I said, well, I'm here to do promotion for

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Speaker 7: what that is either. You'll have to explain. Wow, this

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Speaker 2: Wow, I did not know that. It turned out.

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Speaker 7: It turned out beforehand that we'd been chatting beforehand, and

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Speaker 7: Through the interview, he starts asking me if I go

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Speaker 1: I did as well.

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Speaker 7: So we did that. That was the only common guy

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Speaker 7: he did. Yeah, some pork and vela mints.

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Speaker 2: another part of me is offended. Like we were you

447
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Speaker 2: were you impressed or were you intimidated or were you annoyed?

448
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Speaker 2: Like where do you sit on that scale?

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Speaker 7: I mean I found his complete lack of interest, not

450
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Speaker 7: seeming interest refreshing for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You've got to love that,

452
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Speaker 2: Like a part of you is going to go, well,

453
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Speaker 2: you must be so far up your own ass. And

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Speaker 2: I kind of like that about it, you know, like

455
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Speaker 2: it's you can't not respect that. As far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: I'd want to win him over. I'm a paper plaser.

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Speaker 2: We did as well. He started talking pork Vince with him.

458
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Speaker 2: He was like, all right, mate, did it win him

459
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Speaker 2: over load? Yeah? He was.

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Speaker 7: He said you got to this butcher and I said, yeah,

461
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Speaker 7: do you get the pork and fiela mince? And then

462
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Speaker 7: all of a sudden, that's the only time I always

463
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Speaker 7: a he's leaked up.

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Speaker 2: That's great, hey, mate, I want to talk to you

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Speaker 2: about you your partner, and you're both nominated for the

466
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Speaker 2: Best Stand Up Special at the Actors and one of you,

467
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Speaker 2: one of you won the award. I'll let the audio

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Speaker 2: do the talking. I just want to say, straight up

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Speaker 2: to my partner Lloyd, who was nominated in the same category.

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Speaker 1: Such, how was that when you got home? Lad Well?

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Speaker 7: I'm not a very competitive person. I was happy on

472
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Speaker 7: one I was less happy that she she said on

473
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Speaker 7: National TV telling me to suckciate. But fair enough, you've

474
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Speaker 7: got to roll with the punches, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Where has she placed the actor at home? Because

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Speaker 4: if it was me and my partner like that'd have

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Speaker 4: a prominent position in the living room as a reminder

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Speaker 4: that I did beat my partner.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 7: Actually, she's placed it on she's placed it very near

481
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Speaker 7: my compact disc player, and it is crouching on my

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Speaker 7: CD storage space. So she's added insult to other insult.

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Speaker 4: I assume the camera panned to you there, Lloyd, after

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Speaker 4: she said that, did it?

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Speaker 1: Did it? Did depend to you.

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Speaker 7: What happened was before the award was announced, all of

487
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Speaker 7: the cameras in the room went next to Rov, who

488
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Speaker 7: was also nominated. We angeres look and I just went, ah,

489
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Speaker 7: this is fine, right, we're not neither of us are

490
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Speaker 7: in the running for this, but they had a little

491
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Speaker 7: secret hidden camera on us. So because then they announced

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Speaker 7: honored one, so then I to move out on my

493
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Speaker 7: seat to let her get up onto the storage.

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Speaker 2: It's really debilitating and sorry.

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Speaker 4: And you were saying just before the song there that

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Speaker 4: she has now placed that actor award encroaching on your

497
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Speaker 4: space in the house and your CD storage.

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Speaker 1: Lloyd. Yes, I've got a further question about this CD storage.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I don't reckon.

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Speaker 4: There's many people out there who were still holding onto CDs,

501
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 4: but you haven't an addiction to op shops, I believe, Lloyd,

502
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Speaker 4: and in particular CDs at op shops.

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 7: CD's and second hunt books here. I love to thrift.

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Speaker 1: When did this addiction start? Lloyd?

506
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Speaker 7: I think it's always been deep in the very marrow

507
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Speaker 7: of ward.

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00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 4: And out of all the CDs and secondhand books that

509
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 4: are there in an op shop?

510
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: Lloyd like, which are the ones that pop for you?

511
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

512
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 7: Well, I just like it's.

513
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 2: Often talk about the eyes lighting up? My god, lost

514
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: for words there. You can't believe it. You're asking me

515
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: about which second hald? My god, how long have you

516
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 2: guys got? Not long? Mate, not long? I know what

517
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 2: you people are like as well. You got thirty seconds

518
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: to try and describe your passion and which books you

519
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 2: go for?

520
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 1: Because this is I was.

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00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 7: I was in a knop shop earlier on today and

522
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 7: I phoned a copy of Easy Ease saminel first album,

523
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 7: Easy Does It for two bucks. I'm going to listen

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00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 7: to it afterwards and try to ignore some of the racism,

525
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 7: homophobia and general misogyny and just focus.

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00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 2: On the beat Easy does It?

527
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: That's great?

528
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 7: Where else are you gonna hear it? That? And you

529
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 7: and if you say on Spotify for free, you'll be

530
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 7: one hundred percent correct.

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right, It does kind of get to

532
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 2: that point, though, doesn't it, Like where it's more about

533
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: having the physical thing that for some reason, because I correct,

534
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 2: I collect records lay and I know that, like there's

535
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 2: a there's something nice about being able to say to

536
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Speaker 2: someone I have a hard copy of that.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's owning the physical thing, like mister Spotify, like

538
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 7: he's never going to come to my house and steal

539
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 7: my copy of Easy Ease, Easy does it? Where he

540
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 7: could he could change his terms and conditions tonight very quickly.

541
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, that's true. So yours is almost from

542
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 2: like a doomsday prepper sort of a scenario all the

543
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: streaming in the world dies.

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Speaker 7: I would say this is an exaggeration of my position.

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Speaker 1: Let's go with it.

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Speaker 4: I'd say, all the parties will be at your house, Lloyd,

547
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Speaker 4: because the music will be dead.

548
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: No one can to have a house party, I've heard,

549
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Speaker 1: Lloyd Langford.

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Speaker 7: Still, I like having the physical thing in my hand.

551
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Speaker 7: I like reading the line of notes, and I like

552
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Speaker 7: listening to the album all in one go.

553
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Speaker 2: It's a nice feeling. I came back. Can you tell

554
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 2: us if is the story you've got at a time

555
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: you're freaking through the CDs.

556
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, and there was the staff member behind me was

557
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 7: kicking off and I was like, what's the matter with

558
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 7: this guy? And then I turned around and there was

559
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 7: a big pool on the floor and pooh, a pool

560
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 7: like a ship like a dude, yeah, like a pup

561
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 7: And there was no one else there, and he thought,

562
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Speaker 7: I done it?

563
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 2: How did you easy done? Like?

564
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: How did you deal with the accusation?

565
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 4: Lloyd?

566
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Speaker 7: I was like, you might tell I don't have very

567
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 7: high standards, but that is one of them. You never

568
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 7: ever take a pool on the floor of an op shop, right,

569
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 7: and then continue to browse, right, you do your shopping beforehand,

570
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 7: and then get old of that.

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Speaker 2: Did you manage to convince him that it wasn't you, though,

572
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: because I mean, if there's no one else in the

573
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Speaker 2: shop at that stage, that's.

574
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: While looking guilty guilty, Yeah, I.

575
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Speaker 7: Think someone had brought an animal in when it was

576
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 7: from a dog or something like that. I mean, he

577
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 7: wanted to check my nus, but I refused.

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Speaker 2: I think I think you're you're within your civil rights,

579
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 2: even if you are only a permanent resident. Mate. I

580
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 2: reckon we give that one to anyone who's staying here.

581
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: You cannot get your inns checked by. That just comes

582
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Speaker 2: with being in this country. What a beautiful place it is.

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Speaker 2: And if you'd like to see Lloyd Langford's brand news show,

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Speaker 2: Powerful Energy Comedy dot com dot au Lloyd, great to

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Speaker 2: see you, Thanks for having me