1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,199 Speaker 1: You don't want to miss your tickets for Aurgula Carlson 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,439 Speaker 1: at the Arena July thirty. First, those tickets are at Ticketech. 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: She is coming to town on her fatty on a 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: yacht tour and she's with us. Now. Good morning, Ursula. 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: Morning, good morning. 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:20,319 Speaker 1: Please explain this name, story behind the name made. 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 2: It's all you know. I'm a storyteller, so it's all 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 2: based in fact, and I was on a yacht last year, 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 2: so I thought I better talk about her. 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 3: Obviously, stories to be told from that yachting trip. 11 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: Listen. It wasn't any kind of yacht. It was a 12 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 2: super yacht. Yeah I'm missing. Yeah, like follow there were 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: two and everything has two small portions of food. But 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 2: I went because my friends started dating this guy and 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 2: she goes, you must come with me with going on 16 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 2: this guy that I'm seeing on his dad's boat. Of course, 17 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 2: being a bogan, I thought it was a tinny and 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 2: we're going to go fishing, So I dressed accordingly, and 19 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: I even had a second and life jacket with a 20 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 2: bit of mold on it that I bought it a 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 2: garage shale. And then I get there and there's crew 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 2: and everyone else arrives at the marina dressed like they're 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: going to the Melbourne Cup and I'm like, what is happening? 24 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,039 Speaker 2: And then my friend excuse me, and she goes what 25 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 2: is happening? And I said, well, you said we're going 26 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 2: on someone's fans boat, and she goes, ya, but it's 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 2: this one. And I look and it's a sippy. It's 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 2: got a hot tub on the back. Yes, it's got 29 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 2: jet skis in the front and an actual jet boat 30 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 2: under that they bring up with a crane arm. I'm 31 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 2: like what they They wouldn't let me take my fishing 32 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 2: rod on the boat and it was so flash it 33 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 2: even there's a library on it. Who can hold a 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 2: but not a kindle? 35 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 3: But it doesn't look the same. It doesn't look as classy. 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 2: It's true. But let me tell you I met those people. 37 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 2: I'm telling you not one of them that's ever read 38 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 2: a book. 39 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: If they don't have to, they got people to read 40 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: them to. 41 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 3: Their books are just for looks. 42 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, you see, it's like boom on a nun. Yeah. No, Honestly, 43 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 2: how do you. 44 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: Go back after being on something like that? How do 45 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: you go back to the tinny and your squid jig. 46 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 2: Oh, pretty pretty easy actually, because you know they were 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 2: pretty up themselves, and that's not really my vibe. I 48 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 2: think the chat on a tinny is a lot better 49 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 2: than the chat on a super yot. 50 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, well, a super yacht with people 51 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: not up themselves, then you get the best of both. 52 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 2: I know. But normally to get people that you like 53 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 2: on a super yacht, I guess then you can. You 54 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 2: got to the boat smaller the better, the better your personality, 55 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 2: the smaller the boat. I like that. 56 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: Oh, that's going to be fantastic. You've also got a 57 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: show coming to the A b C this month called 58 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 1: Hurgler that works. 59 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 2: Yes, Oh thank goodness, they pick my name. 60 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 3: So what are we going to be watching? 61 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 2: Look at it's a sketch show. So we took all 62 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: of my stand up clips that we filmed over the 63 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 2: years and we wrote sketches for it, and then there's 64 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 2: a sixth partter for the ABC and it is so funny. 65 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 2: And the highlight for me is after every episode there's 66 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 2: a blooper. Real like back in the old days, you'd 67 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 2: watch an episode and then there's bloopers, But they don't 68 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 2: do that anymore, Like no one makes some speakes, but 69 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 2: a mine as chock and block. 70 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 3: That's how you get people to stay for the credits. 71 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 2: That's right, exactly exactly. 72 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 3: So you've been filming that, you've got the tour. So 73 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: you're here in July. It's east of this weekend. What 74 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 3: are you team chocolate or team hot Cross Bun? 75 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 2: Why would I limit my stuff? It feels like the track. 76 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 2: It feels like I'm back on someone's dad's non pinney. 77 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 2: You take the hot Cross bun, you toasted, then you 78 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 2: pull the six six flab of butter, and then you 79 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 2: spoash a normal Easter egg on top of that you. 80 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 3: Melt the bunny on it. 81 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, why have I never done that? 82 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 2: I need a cooking here? What you're saying, he's coming 83 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 2: in with the ideas today. 84 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 3: You wouldn't have asked for that on that soup, would you? 85 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 2: Exactly? 86 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 1: The thing is the better? 87 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 2: Maybe I'll buy my own, yes, yes. 88 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: So okay, Well I can't even think now after you 89 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: because I've got. 90 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: That actually got that in my head to loop out 91 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 2: to the shop and get some across the pocket here. 92 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: Yes, well that's you can only have chocolate Easter Eke 93 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: chocolate on a souper yacht this year too. Is in 94 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: the prices of these things. Look for fifteen dollars for 95 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: an elegant rabbit. 96 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 2: It's just ridiculous that that you're going to plow through. 97 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,559 Speaker 2: And I know, but I'm just getting to the shop 98 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 2: to get the bunny. It's already like one hundred. 99 00:04:53,600 --> 00:05:00,799 Speaker 1: Dollars exactly right. Well, listen, it's it's July thirty first. 100 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,280 Speaker 1: There's so much happening in between, with the show within 101 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: the zim Husain Separated at birth, the Urgula Show on 102 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: the ABC, and Uh Fatty Yacht at the Arena. Tickets 103 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 1: are through Tiker Tech. It's always such a lovely pleasure 104 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 1: to talk to you, Ursela. And I know what I'm 105 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: having for breakfast on Good Friday, fine, and every day 106 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 1: of Good Friday, every question, no calories on a Friday. 107 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 3: Thank you for the recipe ideas. 108 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 2: Bye.