Speaker 1: People do some weird ship it should in young people,
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to
Speaker 1: get high.
Speaker 2: Some things make more since than others.
Speaker 3: I've done everything for you with my career on hold,
Speaker 3: I could have been anything if I've had the talent.
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for observations.
Speaker 4: You didn't ask for his leadership.
Speaker 2: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. Well,
Speaker 2: just a couple of Mitches. One of us be mich
Speaker 2: and the other be Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Just to make things easier, your Mitch, I only call
Speaker 1: you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 2: You always call me Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he is Michtuli and Mitchell Kooh about time.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, stranger, finally returned to the airway. Here we
Speaker 1: are you feeling refreshed?
Speaker 2: No, not at all, not really, No, No, I just
Speaker 2: was I was holidaying and then straight back to work.
Speaker 1: You had some pretty decent amount of time off if
Speaker 1: I was you, I have not seen you since, like
Speaker 1: I think it was December fourth or something.
Speaker 2: Geez, good memory, it's been two months. No New Year's Eve,
Speaker 2: we saw you New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: I forget that night here, that night you were bad.
Speaker 1: What would you know? You left at ten pm?
Speaker 2: They're very true. Anyway, Groundskeeper Jenni's back for twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: I'm back.
Speaker 1: Hello, Jenna, how are you you? You caught up with
Speaker 1: Mitch La, didn't you?
Speaker 2: I'm sure we did.
Speaker 4: We had a lunch, Yes, delicious lunch.
Speaker 2: Jenner's mum was there to be rich, must be nice, yeah, right, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Wit.
Speaker 4: First of all, we didn't eat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah they didn't. But I ate the way the
Speaker 2: waiter said, listen here kids. You told me that it
Speaker 2: be you and the boy. You didn't tell me to
Speaker 2: be more people. And because Jenna was basically sitting on
Speaker 2: my lap.
Speaker 4: If we were in a two seater, a two.
Speaker 2: Seater booth in a cantus deli, is that you got
Speaker 2: to get out? And then Jenna's mum sternly spoke up
Speaker 2: and said we're fine where with them? And he left
Speaker 2: her alone.
Speaker 1: Why have you not inherited that kind of backbone? Jenna?
Speaker 1: You would never back chat if someone gave you that
Speaker 1: kind of attitude.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Actually, well, I'll.
Speaker 2: Tell you what.
Speaker 1: I had to stay, and I'm a different person after it.
Speaker 1: I'm a changed woman. In twenty twenty. Really, yes, I
Speaker 1: had to spend lots of time with Well I didn't
Speaker 1: have to, but I did spend a lot of time
Speaker 1: with my niece and nephew, which is always fun. Ye
Speaker 1: love them, But he's the thing. They're getting to the
Speaker 1: age where they can understand what people are saying. My
Speaker 1: nephew's three this year and he's starting to talk, and
Speaker 1: so my sister's like, no, he's always listening. Even though
Speaker 1: he can barely string a sentence together, he's always listening.
Speaker 2: So I swear, So what you have to alter what
Speaker 2: you want to say around the kid?
Speaker 1: Well I was just like, rubbish, I don't know, he's
Speaker 1: not always listening like that. Yeah, no, he's not a
Speaker 1: Google crime. And then she was like, no, seriously he is.
Speaker 1: And then I can't remember what I said, but he
Speaker 1: did repeat it. I didn't think I said. I didn't swear,
Speaker 1: but I said, oh yuck, and he goes yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, he listens to me. I'm glad
Speaker 1: it wasn't a worse word. So anyway, long story short is,
Speaker 1: after spending all this time with kids, if I had
Speaker 1: to untrain myself from swearing, so I barely do anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh, but you're not going to actively try to not.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I need to try. Like the
Speaker 1: habit's been broken. It takes twenty one days to break
Speaker 1: the habit. It's been two months since then, So I reckon,
Speaker 1: I can go the whole show without swearing. In fact,
Speaker 1: get fucked.
Speaker 2: Come on, it sounds good.
Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever heard you say this scene.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I can't believe that he mimics what you say.
Speaker 2: I just picture your sister his mum being like, what's
Speaker 2: his name?
Speaker 1: Noah?
Speaker 2: Now what time for dinner? He's like, yeah, come and Dylan,
Speaker 2: Mom all I love.
Speaker 1: No, we can't quite talk like that. All he managed
Speaker 1: to say the only sentence I heard him say while
Speaker 1: he was home over Christmas, because he figured out that
Speaker 1: I have an Apple TV. Oh you know bluey that?
Speaker 1: Oh ye, all the kids are obsessed with no one
Speaker 1: figured out how to just pick up the remote, walk
Speaker 1: up to me and say what we're again? Like, sure, Dylan,
Speaker 1: go for a kid.
Speaker 2: All right, Well we'll see. I'll do this all Genner
Speaker 2: and I can do the heavy lifting of the swearing. Oh, Jenny,
Speaker 2: I'm not to swear, so I'm gonna have to do.
Speaker 1: You know, I ever heard you say the sea word,
Speaker 1: either say no?
Speaker 4: Hear this?
Speaker 6: When I was around about twelve, I got angry at
Speaker 6: my mom and I called her a.
Speaker 1: Same time.
Speaker 4: Mom kicked me out of the house for the day.
Speaker 4: I was a twelve year old sitting on the gutter.
Speaker 1: Up with it in summer.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, they don't even let dogs do that.
Speaker 2: No, it's illegal. That's funny. We both said, let's see
Speaker 2: if you can say it by the end of the show. No, subconsciously, no, no,
Speaker 2: it hates we're kicking the show off, big Aliza. That
Speaker 2: was going to seguy to Lizzo, but I don't want
Speaker 2: to say big.
Speaker 1: I see where you're going with that.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going anywhere. I realized where it could have
Speaker 2: been perceived as to be going.
Speaker 1: Yes, so, yeah, you you caught up with Lizzo during
Speaker 1: the break and so we're going to play that out
Speaker 1: later on. I haven't actually heard it yet. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. It was pretty funny looking at both of
Speaker 1: our Instagram stories the day that you interviewed Lizzo. You
Speaker 1: were there interviewing one of the world's biggest stars right
Speaker 1: now and there I was playing bowling club bingo in park.
Speaker 1: So tell you what I think one of us is relatable,
Speaker 1: certainly not you.
Speaker 2: That's my job.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we're back at work, back in the full
Speaker 1: swing of thing, and let me tell you something else
Speaker 1: that's coming up later on. Got a bit of an
Speaker 1: intervention because you've been sprung doing something in the office.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Yes, it wasn't Actually, it wasn't actually me that sprung
Speaker 1: you out. Someone else has.
Speaker 2: Done the worst things when someone goes, hey, we need
Speaker 2: to talk about Mitch.
Speaker 1: You're obviously you work late night here at Kiss the
Speaker 1: radio statan we work for, and you're the only one
Speaker 1: in the office late at night, like you're alone. But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you can get away with what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: But you've been sprung, sprung.
Speaker 2: Things I've done in this studio. All right, Well that
Speaker 2: to come.
Speaker 1: Can't wait, Oh, I can't wait, believe me.
Speaker 2: I'm sweating already. Oh that's not really the ordinary. Well,
Speaker 2: if you knew here, this is something we do every show.
Speaker 2: It's the benchmark of the show. We start the show
Speaker 2: off the same every week with an is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or as I like to call them, an ijem. It's
Speaker 2: something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, and
Speaker 2: we put it out there and we pull it to pieces.
Speaker 1: We both bring one each and we don't know what
Speaker 1: it's going to be.
Speaker 2: It's exactly right, we're both The first time you hear
Speaker 2: it is the first time we hear it.
Speaker 1: We're yet to clash. Imagine the day that we come
Speaker 1: in with the same one.
Speaker 2: You have the same one. Imagine that we're not the same,
Speaker 2: but we're very different people.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 2: I don't think, as.
Speaker 1: We've just discovered you interviewing live on me at Bingo.
Speaker 2: Very true. I think you should start being you know,
Speaker 2: you bring in the numbers and the ratings and people
Speaker 2: love you. Name a lessen for Mitchell con Haddly. Do
Speaker 2: you want to start us off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I've got one. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: First gem of twenty twenty. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Did you have no idea that Elton John's name is
Speaker 1: not actually Elton John.
Speaker 2: It's an ugly name, so really it's not a it's
Speaker 2: a good celebrity name because no one else is Elton John,
Speaker 2: so it's a bit weird.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's true, Jennet. Did you have any
Speaker 1: idea that that's not his real name.
Speaker 4: I wait for WSFM, so yes, I do.
Speaker 2: What's his real name?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is. It's little wonder why he
Speaker 1: changed it. I actually went to one of his shows
Speaker 1: recently in Sydney. It was his farewell to her with
Speaker 1: one of those things where I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: have to go because if he dies, I'll regret not
Speaker 1: having gone. When he was just down the road. So
Speaker 1: I went along to Elton John and the friend I
Speaker 1: was with at the time, I can't remember how it
Speaker 1: came up, but she just mentions, oh, you know that
Speaker 1: his real name's Reginald. I was like, rubbish, your name
Speaker 1: is not Reginald. His real name is Reginald Dwight. No,
Speaker 1: would you buy a CD by Reginald Dwight.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think I would. I don't
Speaker 2: think Princess Diana would have been friends with the Reginald White.
Speaker 1: No, probably not.
Speaker 2: Probably why she went through the tunnel she realized his
Speaker 2: name wasn't Elton.
Speaker 1: But then I thought about it and I was like
Speaker 1: a lot of the concerts I've gone to in the
Speaker 1: last year or two have been people with stage names.
Speaker 1: But I mean there have not been many people that
Speaker 1: use their real name. Lady Gaga, for example, obviously, isn't
Speaker 1: her real name, not her real name.
Speaker 2: This beautiful blonde girl, let's call her lady Stupid.
Speaker 1: No, her real name is Stephanie German, Notaephanie who German not.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a strain of fucking coronavirus.
Speaker 1: I probably butchered the pronunciation. It's Italian, of course, something
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I knew that, but I didn't know the name.
Speaker 1: Well, there's also Katie Perry. That's not her real name,
Speaker 1: Catherine Hudson.
Speaker 2: Oh, not even Perry.
Speaker 1: Completely non sh Shnaia Twain, don't do this to me,
Speaker 1: not her real name?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: This one is like the most this one is the
Speaker 1: most understandable, Like why you change it? Eileen I Leen,
Speaker 1: Regina Edwards? And these are just people that I've seen
Speaker 1: in concert, Like there's so many other people. I did
Speaker 1: a quick Google after this. I was so curious. A
Speaker 1: lot of people with say Janes, what do you think,
Speaker 1: Bruno Mars it's real name is?
Speaker 4: I know what something?
Speaker 1: Hernandez just because he's Mexican, it actually is something?
Speaker 2: What do you think? What do you think the first
Speaker 2: name is oh hey.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, could you give the first letter? No, man,
Speaker 1: I had a big list to go through, but around
Speaker 1: with first letters, I swore. He's so sorry children.
Speaker 2: Anyway, first of the year, that's right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, his name is Peter.
Speaker 3: Oh good.
Speaker 1: More more, this is like crack Rihanna, Robin Robin fenty
Speaker 1: Rihanna's her last name.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's why her line is called fenty the makeup.
Speaker 1: Of correct Robin. And then, of course there's Meghan Markle.
Speaker 1: Not her real name is Meghan's her middle name. Her
Speaker 1: first name is Rachel.
Speaker 2: Rachel Markle the alliteration of Meghan Markle's nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically, all these people that I found on Google, their
Speaker 1: real names are so incredibly basic, Like it's people you
Speaker 1: could work with or go to school with. Like they're
Speaker 1: so boring. Reese with its room, What do you think
Speaker 1: her real name is?
Speaker 2: Katie? It's Laura.
Speaker 1: She looks like a Laurence does Lana Delray Elizabeth? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you go that Jenna's got one there? Where's your bloody
Speaker 1: tick sound effect?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Sorry the Jenna. Okay, if we get it right, we
Speaker 2: get a tick. I know that pinks, I mean pretty obvious.
Speaker 1: But almore, is it there? You go? Don't. I don't
Speaker 1: even put it on the list because everyone knows that.
Speaker 1: But these are the ones that actually surprised me.
Speaker 2: I think my touch shop in primary school was run
Speaker 2: by an Ali Shamore.
Speaker 1: No, I think it might have actually been run by Lord.
Speaker 1: What's her real name? Ella?
Speaker 2: I don't know why I gave you a tick name? Ella?
Speaker 2: Can you no? Here? Let's do it reverse right. You
Speaker 2: give us the most basic name, and I'll guess what
Speaker 2: superstar it belongs to.
Speaker 1: Amanda Rogers, Amanda Keller.
Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 1: Do you not want the answer to Amanda? He doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to game show? Does he?
Speaker 4: He does that?
Speaker 1: God, Grant, and you would be rolling in his grave
Speaker 1: if one of those broken spines claimed him anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean we talk every second for me once. Shame
Speaker 2: on you pull me twice, shame on me. Don't get
Speaker 2: back in the race car, Grant.
Speaker 1: I know, just keep.
Speaker 2: God, just keep snapping that spine.
Speaker 1: I know it's no good.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Who's Amanda cart right?
Speaker 1: Amanda Rogers is Ellen's wife? Porta Derossi.
Speaker 2: Rogers is such that lesbian from you and I who left?
Speaker 1: Now here's the name here's a name that I really
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I'm even going to be able to
Speaker 1: pronounce it properly. But didough not her real name? Her
Speaker 1: real name is Florian Cloud de Bondeville Armstrong. What literally
Speaker 1: has cloud in there?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: How do you get dido from that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where did that come from?
Speaker 1: Will Be Goldberg? What do you think her real name is?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a shame. I'm sad about that. So I
Speaker 2: like her? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hit me, Karen, Karen Johnson, we're so faced, we'll be
Speaker 1: coming from. Apparently it was some she was She literally
Speaker 1: was alluding to whoope cushions and the fact that she
Speaker 1: is quite prone to being a bit gassy.
Speaker 2: She farts a lot. Apparently the best one to end on.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you asked, actually, because your mate, who
Speaker 1: are going to be hearing from later on? Lizzo?
Speaker 2: Oh well I didn't even ask her that.
Speaker 1: It's not really something you ask someone. Hey, is that
Speaker 1: your real name?
Speaker 2: Your name is bitch? No?
Speaker 1: Lizo's real names?
Speaker 2: Guess is Elizabeth? No beating shit, Jenn, I have a
Speaker 2: quick guess Eliza.
Speaker 1: No, Melissa, Vivian Tellerson no. Imagine that? Oh this new song,
Speaker 1: this new hot song by Melissa Vivian Jefferson Jesus. But
Speaker 1: it makes total sense because I'd never really thought about it.
Speaker 1: But like a name can really make or break whether
Speaker 1: you're going to be famous or not. For instance, can
Speaker 1: you actually name me one famous Mitchell?
Speaker 2: I have said this my whole life. I'd like to
Speaker 2: be the first one that I fucking met you. I'm
Speaker 2: on Studio ten bi weekly.
Speaker 1: But that's hardly like all the most famous Mitchell that
Speaker 1: is out there. I'm really not that's not That's not
Speaker 1: what I was headed with this. I actually can't think
Speaker 1: of a famous Mitchell.
Speaker 2: There's Mitchell Pierce, the footballer who fucked the dog the kvood.
Speaker 2: He did it.
Speaker 1: God, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he sort of melted away into fame.
Speaker 4: There's a town in Queensland called Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew that. It's like over forty three in
Speaker 1: Australia called Mitchell three.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of Mitchell streets. You know what, You're right,
Speaker 2: there's no fame and there's no famous Mitch's the only
Speaker 2: famous mitches Mitch from Modern Family, and that's just a character.
Speaker 1: Exactly did you ever do a stage name?
Speaker 2: Yes, So I actually have discussed it, and I was
Speaker 2: this close to changing my name me too.
Speaker 1: I've thought about it really. Yeah. In high school, I
Speaker 1: wanted to be Ashah but I know an Asher now
Speaker 1: I can't do that.
Speaker 2: It's a long story. I might. Okay, so you're going
Speaker 2: to be what Ashcombs? No, Ashake.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what my last name was. I had
Speaker 1: some really like vague like first name that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was like ashle Lee but l e I g h.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was it for like five minutes. But thank
Speaker 1: god I didn't do that.
Speaker 2: That's awful. I wanted to be Mitch Allen because my
Speaker 2: middle name is Allen.
Speaker 1: Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Mitch Allen sounds better.
Speaker 1: There's no famous Mitch's full though. It doesn't matter the
Speaker 1: last name.
Speaker 2: Mitch can be a famous name. It's all about the
Speaker 2: same was Mitch Markson.
Speaker 1: That's cool now, bullshit, it's all in the first name,
Speaker 1: like Shania Twain could not be Eileen Twain. But you
Speaker 1: have to change the name.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: I've got one as well.
Speaker 1: Pree Larson, Pree Lason. The woman that you're obsessed with.
Speaker 6: No, she's an actress. It's Briann Sidoni.
Speaker 1: So Briann, it's it's it stems from her.
Speaker 2: That you wanted it to be, Bree Benson.
Speaker 1: It's got a nice ring to it.
Speaker 2: It does the rolls off the time. Okay, I think
Speaker 2: we should get into my is Just Me? Second one
Speaker 2: of the year. Were ready hit me with it is
Speaker 2: Just Me? So I read this over the weekend and i'
Speaker 2: I thought this about myself? Is it just me? Or
Speaker 2: did you think the only way to consciously think was
Speaker 2: to have an internal monologue?
Speaker 1: I saw something about this the other day that there's like,
Speaker 1: there's like two types of thinkers.
Speaker 2: Well, there's apparently quite a few, and I want to
Speaker 2: see what we all are. So there are type A,
Speaker 2: which is the majority, which is people who think in
Speaker 2: an internal monologue. So you watch a movie and someone
Speaker 2: is killing someone right in their head, they're playing the
Speaker 2: dialogue going I shouldn't be doing this, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: how am I going to bury the body? That's how
Speaker 2: I think, Not about ax killers, right, but I think
Speaker 2: right now when I'm thinking about what I'm doing next
Speaker 2: with the sound effects, Mitchell in my head's going all right,
Speaker 2: have this this, this, this, this this. Other people see
Speaker 2: pictures and images and numbers. They don't hear a voice,
Speaker 2: they just see it and it is that. That's apparently
Speaker 2: how it comes across. So don't tell me. I want
Speaker 2: to set it up. I've got I've matched music to
Speaker 2: how I assume you all think. And I'm like you,
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a topic and i'd be
Speaker 2: like you just think about it, but think out loud.
Speaker 1: That says what type of thinking you are that you've
Speaker 1: matched music to it. How very abstract of you.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to go into Mitch Kombs's mind. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: just close your eyes, Welcome aboard, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: give you a topic and you were going to just
Speaker 2: think about it. It's very mundane and this will show
Speaker 2: me how you think. Okay, it's Mitchell Kurmis going into
Speaker 2: his mind and to Mitchell Kumbs's brain. What's going on
Speaker 2: in theres me sounds like an okay, night class while
Speaker 2: we're back to the yogre's home.
Speaker 1: Jesus, if that what that music was representing your yoga?
Speaker 2: Your brain? Yeah, this is yoga and.
Speaker 1: Can because I were thinking about my pilates class yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's really weird that you did that.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do that. Ready, you're at home, you have
Speaker 2: a pilates class in twenty minutes, and you're just getting ready,
Speaker 2: So go for it. How do you think.
Speaker 1: I could get ready now? Or I could get ready
Speaker 1: in ten minutes and walk fast? Which way do we
Speaker 1: want to do? Do I want to show up to
Speaker 1: a yoga class all frazzled and stressed and like short
Speaker 1: of breath because I walked really fast? I don't want
Speaker 1: to show up a bit early and be at ease,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Case in point proven. Do you think out loud?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not at that pace that I would
Speaker 1: do it a normal voice, Like, it's like way quicker
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 4: But do you hear yourself?
Speaker 1: Sometimes? Sometimes I think to myself, you're fucking joke and cumbs.
Speaker 1: What is that me too?
Speaker 2: I think that often. Ena. I've got music for you too.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're going into Jenna's brain. Let's go
Speaker 2: just cracking it open. What is this? What is this?
Speaker 1: An absolutely atrocious MP three of the mcclouds or have theme?
Speaker 1: So why is that such bad quality in Jenner's brain?
Speaker 2: Jenna, what's your memory is?
Speaker 1: Why does your brain feel like it's functioning off a
Speaker 1: broken ox cord. You know when you unplug it halfway
Speaker 1: and it sounds like it's carry open.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jenna, how do you think? So your your scenario
Speaker 2: where is you have to feed Sylvia but you're out
Speaker 2: of food. So how do you think go for it?
Speaker 2: I'll give you I'll give you the brain music too,
Speaker 2: to make it easier.
Speaker 6: Oh No, Sometimes I think why did Mitch give me Sylvia?
Speaker 4: But then I think again. You know, I'm truly.
Speaker 6: Blessed to have her, and I just need I need
Speaker 6: to find.
Speaker 4: Food for her. What do I do?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll just walk to Cole's. Oh, but it's getting late.
Speaker 6: Do I let her starve for the night?
Speaker 4: She might be fine.
Speaker 2: You don't think about killing your fish.
Speaker 1: It has the really oltra dark shit thrown in there.
Speaker 1: Or I could just set myself on fire. Oh it's
Speaker 1: a total fire man.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that blow you away that other people don't think
Speaker 2: like we do. When you're lying in bed and you're
Speaker 2: thinking of your day, can you go back and picture
Speaker 2: what happened? It's like you're watching a movie of the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But for example, I don't go back and I
Speaker 1: don't hear my own voice retelling it. Where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I remember that time that mid Cherry was like really
Speaker 1: annoying and said this. I would repeat your voice in
Speaker 1: my head saying what you said.
Speaker 2: Oh, so do.
Speaker 1: You retell the story in your voice? You would?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: NACISSI coming over in the next twenty earlier, let's reflect
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 2: I hook my own memory come up in ten. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna cry about the death of my granddad. Right now,
Speaker 2: we're watching Netflix.
Speaker 5: Just move, don't forget to subscribe and leave a review
Speaker 5: on your podcast out.
Speaker 2: Well that was a tragic Is it just me? I
Speaker 2: thought we're going to get somewhere.
Speaker 4: I'm going what Sorry, I've got Zimba.
Speaker 1: Oh you leaving?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to announce it. You could just
Speaker 2: leave and then we just pretend that you just never left.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't talk to you. Oh, she's actually getting up
Speaker 2: out of a chair. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I have fun at Zimba. So yeah, and so really
Speaker 1: only one class a week, but.
Speaker 4: At this time, Yes, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Now we know where you loyally like, bye, get out,
Speaker 1: get out of here, Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 2: She's still got the headphones on, Jenney.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna leave, go, She's such a self satyre
Speaker 1: taking up.
Speaker 2: She is taking up all this time.
Speaker 1: Oh, for God's sake, how are you going or not?
Speaker 4: I'm putting my shoes up.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, TikTok, bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm very confused.
Speaker 1: All right, Jenna. Well, we're not gonna wait around all
Speaker 1: day for you to put your shoes on. Let's move
Speaker 1: on intervention time. I mentioned that you've been sprung doing
Speaker 1: something in the office. Yeah, right, so that you're the
Speaker 1: last person in the office every night, right.
Speaker 2: I am you.
Speaker 1: I finish at midnight, and then the first person in
Speaker 1: the Kiss studio the next day is shivering. Adam, adam,
Speaker 1: He does five am until Kyle and Jackie. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: get close, friend of the shot, and so he has
Speaker 1: to come into the studio the way you left it.
Speaker 2: Oh doesn't smell, does it. Well?
Speaker 1: He has alerted me to a bit of a problem
Speaker 1: that's been happening.
Speaker 2: I feel sick, seriously.
Speaker 1: And the state that you leave the studio in.
Speaker 2: No, okay, that's not fair because I clean it because
Speaker 2: I know Kyle is in here.
Speaker 1: You can't. You mustn't, because he's been bringing me the
Speaker 1: things that he finds that you've left behind, like what, Well,
Speaker 1: we're about to go through them, my friend.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't do that. Why my only on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: I just want you to cast your memory back, which
Speaker 1: I know you're not good at.
Speaker 2: I can barely remember how we started the show.
Speaker 1: Well, think back to the last show of last year,
Speaker 1: so show thirteen. You were trying to encourage us to
Speaker 1: do New Year's resolutions, and you mentioned to me that
Speaker 1: you wanted to lose weight, join a gym, and start
Speaker 1: being healthy. Right, Okay, So what Adam has been bringing
Speaker 1: me is the garbage that you leave behind in the
Speaker 1: video every night after you had done, packets of chips,
Speaker 1: no uber eats bag, receipts from menu log. Okay, every
Speaker 1: morning he goes another one, Mitch, and then I add
Speaker 1: them to the collection. And now here we are.
Speaker 2: So here's your little snitch yepested him with your trash.
Speaker 2: I just assumed he wouldn't go through it. Now.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not about fat shaming. This is like, I
Speaker 1: don't care what anyone else does. Their health and fitness
Speaker 1: is their business. I don't judge at all. But I
Speaker 1: just know that you mentioned that your goal was to
Speaker 1: be healthy, and I just don't know how you figure
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen when you're ordering a large cheesy crust sload.
Speaker 1: No no, no, that's not and a chocolate moose No, no,
Speaker 1: in one order.
Speaker 2: No that was that was in white order. But I
Speaker 2: bought it because I wanted to eat it when I.
Speaker 1: Got tomato rabi chipp dip PEPSI max zucchini chips to
Speaker 1: share with who.
Speaker 2: I get hungry at about nine and then ten again?
Speaker 1: Oh yeap, fresh press juice for help yeap, And you're
Speaker 1: all about that port, crackling roll, chicken, rice, pepper, a
Speaker 1: lot of things. What, for the love of God is
Speaker 1: money bags?
Speaker 2: Oh there they're a tie delicacy. There, a little pastry
Speaker 2: and they've got mintce wrapped in them, and they put
Speaker 2: a little honey sauce in them.
Speaker 1: You really do have a type Jn't you love your
Speaker 1: Asian cuisine and your Asian boyfriend.
Speaker 2: You got to taste for it.
Speaker 1: This is hundreds of dollars worth of stuff.
Speaker 2: This is unfair. Everyone gets Uber eats And if you
Speaker 2: added up everyone's orders, it'd sound ludicrous. These are these
Speaker 2: are week's apart.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, what I'm saying, Like I said, I'm
Speaker 1: not judging. I don't care what you eat or I
Speaker 1: don't get what anyone eats, like if they're happy whatever,
Speaker 1: you know. If anything, I find it kind of adorable
Speaker 1: that you care so little about your healthy you know.
Speaker 1: But you just thought one night here by yourself, you
Speaker 1: know what, I need a chucky Mooth's picture you calling
Speaker 1: the venue log being like, yeah, I did there have
Speaker 1: that one? You know I'm going to have.
Speaker 2: They had it in the car on the way home,
Speaker 2: and I didn't have a spoon, so I was like
Speaker 2: an armordillo trying to get ants out of a hole. No,
Speaker 2: it's not that. It's not even that I'm lazy, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's that I have joined a gym.
Speaker 2: I joined at anytime. Fitness you can go anytime, and
Speaker 2: I haven't been one time. I haven't been once.
Speaker 1: Oh that you remember, you're paying for it, paying you
Speaker 1: a lot of money too, gee, and they really are
Speaker 1: money bags, cheery and everything can be weird, So you
Speaker 1: know it at any time. You're even paying for it,
Speaker 1: So that's an incentive to go. Why haven't you gone?
Speaker 1: What are you worried about?
Speaker 2: There's there's nothing going wrong. I just I go to
Speaker 2: the gym, right and I know how to use the treadmill,
Speaker 2: and then I can use the roller, and then that's
Speaker 2: sort of where I sort of my expertise stops, like
Speaker 2: I don't really know all the metal and all. There's
Speaker 2: a stare machine, and then there's then there's some sort
Speaker 2: of climber, and then there's a bar that people are
Speaker 2: flipping on and I just I just don't know how
Speaker 2: to do any of those.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're worried about? Because I feel like
Speaker 1: you're one of those people that's like I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do it unless I give it one hundred, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it unless I do it properly.
Speaker 1: Are you worried that you because you do ease into it,
Speaker 1: like you could go for a freaking ten minute walk
Speaker 1: and that counts. It's gone to the gym walk.
Speaker 2: But the thing is I die.
Speaker 1: I It's like, what's an accusing you of being constantly stationary?
Speaker 1: I know that you're being self deprecating, but all that aside,
Speaker 1: is it actually a goal to go to the gym
Speaker 1: and get health this year? Because if it's not, who cares?
Speaker 2: That's you can give a shit.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 2: I'm happy, good for you having fun I've got a
Speaker 2: number one writing podcast in a radio show that no
Speaker 2: one says to.
Speaker 1: Lifetime, you got it the wrong way around.
Speaker 5: You should follow the idiots online search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: You're listening to.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Nearly time for us to get out of here. But
Speaker 1: before we do, I really want to hear your chat
Speaker 1: with Liz though that you did over the break.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is genuine. I had actually one of
Speaker 2: the best interviews I've had in a long time with
Speaker 2: her that came up out of the blue. Chat was
Speaker 2: really good. She was uvely because.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't heard it yet, because I don't know
Speaker 1: why you don't even have a podcast for your radio show,
Speaker 1: do you know?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't want to put my content on.
Speaker 2: I could just put the chats on.
Speaker 1: I guess, well, yeah, I don't want to hear you back,
Speaker 1: and now no, I don't need to hear I don't
Speaker 1: need to hear all. Okay, you should put your interviews
Speaker 1: up though, because like they're just doing twenty honey, it's
Speaker 1: on demand. I'm not going to go to my car
Speaker 1: at eleven forty to hear your Ligo interview.
Speaker 2: You make a good point. I think you'll like the chat.
Speaker 2: She starts, you'll hear it when I play it. But
Speaker 2: this interview started off rocky, and I thought, oh no,
Speaker 2: this is another delipous situation. Really no North Korea jokes.
Speaker 2: But she was just low on blood sugar. We talk
Speaker 2: about salads and what she wanted to eat, and then
Speaker 2: we really through the food stuff. She was rolling. She
Speaker 2: was happy.
Speaker 1: So for anyone who doesn't know Lizzo, what's like a song?
Speaker 1: Obviously five second rule for podcast copyright. What's the song
Speaker 1: of hers that everyone would know?
Speaker 2: This one? Juice my favorite everybody.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have picked that as a song that everyone knows.
Speaker 2: You know, good as hell?
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: I do my hair tall. I check my nails, Baby,
Speaker 2: how you feeling?
Speaker 1: That's not what the lyrics are?
Speaker 2: What are they?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do my hair tall, check my hair toss.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenny. I was really worried that I had
Speaker 1: my hair tall. No, it's yeah, I do my hair toss,
Speaker 1: check my nails. Ready, I'm gonna do a hair toss
Speaker 1: and check my nails and you tell me how sassy
Speaker 1: I look? Ready?
Speaker 2: Okayker, that was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: That is the mood that he's trying to describe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agreed it.
Speaker 1: Do my hair, check my nails, baby like it's meant
Speaker 1: to be sassy. I genuinely thought Elvis's wife maybe like
Speaker 1: she's large Simpson.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's because I do my hair tall and I
Speaker 2: could relate. Well, here's my chat with Lizzo. Let's roll
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: I really want to hear it.
Speaker 2: Let's go, Hello, Liso, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm fat? I'm My blood sugar is little, but I'm fabulous.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Did she just say I'm fat in answer to
Speaker 1: how she is?
Speaker 2: Okay, there's no need to make those kind of jokes,
Speaker 2: but I actually think I heard it too.
Speaker 1: Did you say, how are you living? She goes, I'm fat?
Speaker 2: She says, I'm fab Also again, Hello, Liso, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm fat?
Speaker 2: That's fat, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean, if that's how she wants to identify,
Speaker 1: then who am I to argue? Keep going, stop I'm.
Speaker 4: Fat, she definitely, she does.
Speaker 1: Sorry to interrupt everyone, Keep going respectful, Liso is listening.
Speaker 1: All we've entertained is that she's fat.
Speaker 2: Keep going, No, that's not actually funny after all, this
Speaker 2: body wise measuring thing.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. If that's how she wants
Speaker 1: to identify, then who am I have stopped her?
Speaker 2: All powered to her?
Speaker 3: Fat?
Speaker 2: Hello, Liso, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm fat? I'm My blood sugar is little, but I'm fabulous.
Speaker 2: Okay, quick, Alicia Onas, what are you gonna have lunch?
Speaker 2: In Australia? Do you know?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a salad?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: You guys have really good salads here. I've noticed, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you put beets and sweet potatoes in your salads, and
Speaker 3: like the salad dressing isn't like in America you can
Speaker 3: get like all these creamy cheese cheese salad dressings, but
Speaker 3: here you guys use like really nice vinegarettes are barely
Speaker 3: detectable but really flavorful.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I've just been having a fucking crackcass on case
Speaker 3: you having a fucking blast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm glad eating some vegs. Yeah, get some
Speaker 2: beetroots are good, and some walnuts and some chicken why not? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or up till midnight? So the show is Mitch till
Speaker 2: midnight at twelve. So you can swear, you can say
Speaker 2: whatever you want, you can cry anything.
Speaker 3: Fucking fine, I'm.
Speaker 2: Good fun throw. I'm on my own, so I don't
Speaker 2: even get to swear, so we'll say it together. Fuck,
Speaker 2: oh job, I've been so hard to have you here.
Speaker 2: I was at the Opera House's Opera House right across.
Speaker 2: Why why are you laughing about? That's?
Speaker 1: Does hit play?
Speaker 2: But Jenna's laughing at me?
Speaker 1: Put an insecure a little bit, isn't it what you
Speaker 1: do your door to make people laugh?
Speaker 2: Very true? But Jenna was laughing at me.
Speaker 3: No, I was not.
Speaker 4: I was laughing at the content.
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we are interrupting this a lot of cut your.
Speaker 2: Mics offt Liz Opera, Yeah, do you like that?
Speaker 3: I like it? Yeah, Liz Opera House, Yeah, No, that's good.
Speaker 2: Rolls off the tongue. I was there, and I have
Speaker 2: to say, genuinely, I people always ask working in radio
Speaker 2: and in the mediaut who's your fellow? Asked you have
Speaker 2: a favorite artist? And I never had an answer. I
Speaker 2: just sort of give them an answer to make them happy,
Speaker 2: or say Ari or someone that was hot, or Harry Styles.
Speaker 2: But genuinely, both of the I know, right, and they're good,
Speaker 2: but they're not. They didn't connect to me or speak
Speaker 2: to me in a way that you did at the
Speaker 2: Opera House and you do three your music. You are
Speaker 2: incredible And the performance was something that I've never experienced before.
Speaker 2: It was it was religious, like I was I think
Speaker 2: I started the bow. You know, people were bowing to
Speaker 2: I think I started that. I was in the middle.
Speaker 2: I'm like, BOUNTI these kids. I made them do it.
Speaker 2: You felt so humbled and the same that you were
Speaker 2: loving it. Was it a bucket list moment. It was.
Speaker 3: I had an interview a few months earlier, like over
Speaker 3: the summer in the States about this trip, and she
Speaker 3: was like, you know, what are you playing. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm playing fomo And I was like, I want to
Speaker 3: see the Sydney Opera House. It's my dream to play
Speaker 3: there as like a young flutist growing up. And I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, one of these days I'll be in
Speaker 3: those hallowed halls. And then we booked the gig, the
Speaker 3: side show, and that blew my mind. I was like,
Speaker 3: did I manifest? This is some type of magic and
Speaker 3: here we are like I I'm yeah, did you say
Speaker 3: bucket list? Because shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah. The acoustics were perfect for it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Mince the Opera House, it was perfect
Speaker 3: for everything. I even got to hit some ave Maria
Speaker 3: in there. I know, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: That was great.
Speaker 3: It happened so quickly too, Like when I was done,
Speaker 3: I was sitting there like, wow, now we have to
Speaker 3: be like remember when we played the Sydney the Upper House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just say for a little bit more over now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well you sort of it ended and you were like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just play the flute. I've already done juice,
Speaker 2: but we'll do it again. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That was That was a really cool moment because that
Speaker 3: wasn't supposed to happen. Was it really not forced it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really Yeah. I was back there and I.
Speaker 2: Just told my the flute.
Speaker 3: I was like, we're doing this now.
Speaker 2: So it was incredible. It was. It was a great night.
Speaker 2: I mean, you cut yourself too. At the start of
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a decent cut. It's decent.
Speaker 3: I was bleeding all over.
Speaker 2: We were dancing too.
Speaker 3: I was dancing and like, well, I had these diamonds
Speaker 3: on my body suit and I was pulling at them,
Speaker 3: and one thing led to another.
Speaker 2: We were ripping its tides. By the end of it,
Speaker 2: we saw.
Speaker 3: That Yeah that's performance are It was intentional.
Speaker 2: Was it really you like cut them before the show? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so here for fomo. Do you like the crowds? They
Speaker 2: also crowds different to crowds in the UK.
Speaker 3: Know they are, they're so interesting, but so the cities
Speaker 3: are vastly different, like Adelaide is different than Brisbane, like
Speaker 3: energy wise, like completely and they're both fun. But I
Speaker 3: will say, the universal thing with you guys is I'll
Speaker 3: look at y'all and you know, I'll tell y'all to sing,
Speaker 3: and y'all just fucking scream. It's so weird. No, but
Speaker 3: I'll be like, say, I feel like what you like.
Speaker 3: That's what I don't be like, wait, don't sing, I
Speaker 3: don't and you're just like, I don't know why, y'all
Speaker 3: it's so weird.
Speaker 2: That's an ausy thing. We're just so in the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to stop telling you guys what to do.
Speaker 3: I just have to like hope that you know the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're so into it. I mean we don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're screamers.
Speaker 2: We don't get the big oddest you know, I mean
Speaker 2: having everyone's excited, So I think everyone just get you
Speaker 2: scream at her and hopefully she enjoys that yesterday Grammys
Speaker 2: you performing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the hell? I know?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Like, I mean Bucketley's Autumn again, that
Speaker 2: surely was on the list.
Speaker 3: Oh and then some like I'm gonna turn that into
Speaker 3: like a bucket within a bucket within a bucket.
Speaker 2: You're gonna kick the bucket. The bucket's done.
Speaker 3: I'm not kicking the bucket. I'll tell you how much
Speaker 3: kick the bucket. Yeah, Actually I'm stacking the bucket and
Speaker 3: I'm adding all of the because like, the Grammys is
Speaker 3: such a big deal. And then I'm like, well, if
Speaker 3: I'm doing this big deal, I mean, what else is
Speaker 3: a big deal to me? What if I always wanted
Speaker 3: to do the Grammy stage? Is the stage to do that?
Speaker 7: On?
Speaker 2: How was I was actually in the States and we
Speaker 2: don't get Saturday Night Live? Here is the time difference.
Speaker 2: So the first time I ever got to watch Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live live? There you are?
Speaker 3: That's wild?
Speaker 2: How was that?
Speaker 3: Was that?
Speaker 2: A crazy nime?
Speaker 3: I was so sick with the flu. I was better
Speaker 3: than with like a one hundred and like three fever.
Speaker 3: So I was on tons of drugs, like tons, and
Speaker 3: it was just the point where I was like so lethargic, like,
Speaker 3: but I wanted to be. I was like, this is
Speaker 3: my dream, Like SNL is a like a dream come true.
Speaker 3: It really is, and it's a special place. And my
Speaker 3: outfits were so cute and my dancers were so cute,
Speaker 3: and the song it was all perfect. I just was
Speaker 3: just high on coding. That's the only thing.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but like Eddie Murphy was there with all
Speaker 3: these great comedians. My mom was freaking out. Maman Ye
Speaker 3: was there and my mommy and my sister. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a big deal.
Speaker 2: I think you can host it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you? I mean you could act? Of course you
Speaker 2: can act.
Speaker 3: Was potentially Academy Award. Of course on the short list.
Speaker 3: Holy ship, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: So is there is there a real short list? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well no, no, it was on the internet. It was
Speaker 3: listed yeah, college on Twitter or whatever. Do you think,
Speaker 3: like if it's nominated, that would be crazy.
Speaker 2: You'll get to go to the Oscars? Well I hope,
Speaker 2: So you'll go to the Oscars, you, Liza, I'll.
Speaker 3: Speak in I'll take it into the back door far ouse.
Speaker 2: Wow. All right, God, there's so much to cover. Do
Speaker 2: you feel good? Are you happy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I don't always have to be
Speaker 3: happy all the time. And that's something that I've come
Speaker 3: to terms with and I actually like about myself that
Speaker 3: I don't have to just be happy for everybody that me.
Speaker 3: Actually experiencing my emotions is what makes more of a
Speaker 3: difference than trying to mask them, especially right now, where like,
Speaker 3: you know, you got like your celebrities on the internet,
Speaker 3: like they always want to seem like they're happy and
Speaker 3: they got their shit together and things are perfect and
Speaker 3: and it's it's pressure for me. Sometimes I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I have nothing to complain about, like everything's great, but
Speaker 3: it's like, no, you know, you never know what somebody's
Speaker 3: going through. Like we all have mental and emotional highs
Speaker 3: and lows and where we should be allowed to have them.
Speaker 3: So I had to really get rid of some guilt
Speaker 3: for that because when I first started touring Because I
Speaker 3: Love You Tour last year, I was pretty depressed because
Speaker 3: it was a lot of interesting things happening, like the
Speaker 3: being like a successful musician and being a famous musician
Speaker 3: are two different things. You know, you can be extremely
Speaker 3: famous and not have any of the things that you
Speaker 3: perceive as of success. You know, and you can have
Speaker 3: success and not have any fame. And once I started
Speaker 3: becoming a little bit more well known, it you lose
Speaker 3: a lot, You lose a lot of privacy, and you
Speaker 3: lose a lot of what you like, your sense of
Speaker 3: who you thought you were, because you have to become
Speaker 3: this new person, you know. So I was really depressed
Speaker 3: about that, but now I'm leaning into it and I
Speaker 3: think that it's cute, and you know, I just need
Speaker 3: to be prepared, yeah, always be prepared. I can't be
Speaker 3: caught slipping out here now in the street. Well, I
Speaker 3: mean especially in Australia, like there's so many people at
Speaker 3: the airports. That doesn't happen to me in the States.
Speaker 3: Like here y'all will be like, oh my god, Like
Speaker 3: when I land and I'm like, oh, well, I gotta
Speaker 3: look cute. I put some lifts to go now because
Speaker 3: jacket on I was looking real toe up from the
Speaker 3: flow up.
Speaker 2: When yeah, yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 3: Which no, I mean when I when I was flying
Speaker 3: from Australia City to Australian city, yeah I flew, I
Speaker 3: looked like ship. When I flew from Adelaide to sit near,
Speaker 3: I looked like ship. And all these people was like no,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I smell like yeah because I
Speaker 3: rode out of bed and didn't put no.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I learned my lesson real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we love you, and we love you even
Speaker 2: more often. What you did? Was it a food food something?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The Food Bank Victoria? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you just is that something that you had a
Speaker 2: free day or did you cancel stuff?
Speaker 3: I had a show that night. But I since I've
Speaker 3: been here, I've I mean, I'm not really posting on
Speaker 3: social media, but I've just try to be as informed
Speaker 3: and as active as I can in this country. And
Speaker 3: I've and so I've visited the Koalay Sanctuary. I about
Speaker 3: to say Koala Reservation. I visited the Koala Sanctuary and
Speaker 3: then learned a little bit more about the koalas, especially
Speaker 3: because of what the fires are doing to the koala
Speaker 3: and kangaroo and all the other wildlife populations. And then
Speaker 3: we visited the food bank, which was really special. Like
Speaker 3: I really admire the people who do this. They feed
Speaker 3: like they feed families for a week, they feed like
Speaker 3: two thousand families a day, Like they're just packing boxes
Speaker 3: and shipping them out and they're they're just they're taking
Speaker 3: food out to the firefighters. And these people are just volunteering.
Speaker 3: They're they're with their little they got their orange vest
Speaker 3: zone just back there packing milk. And that takes a lot.
Speaker 3: That mean, it takes a really special person to be
Speaker 3: able to know. It's children, you know, and elderly people
Speaker 3: just are helping. And that was so inspiring. And then
Speaker 3: we got to go see the botanical gardens and there
Speaker 3: was like a tree that had fallen during all of that,
Speaker 3: and she was like, it's just climate change, like that's
Speaker 3: what happened to this tree, this two hundred year old tree.
Speaker 3: And they were like, and after the wildfires are once
Speaker 3: we fought them, they have these seeds where they're going
Speaker 3: to try to replenish the wildlife. Like it's just so
Speaker 3: cool to see how much this country pulls together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's the Australian spirit, like the Aussies band together.
Speaker 2: And I think that's also why your music and you
Speaker 2: as a person resonates with us, because when no bullshit,
Speaker 2: like we just we just trim the fat, We just
Speaker 2: see it as it is, we say it like it is.
Speaker 2: And you do that and you spread so much positivity
Speaker 2: and love and I just want to say thank you.
Speaker 2: Playing your music on the radio like people requested, kids
Speaker 2: request it, kids call up, and then that's so cool. Jeers,
Speaker 2: that's so Cool'm like, okay, your mom in the car
Speaker 2: right and I legally have to ask, but mission you,
Speaker 2: thank you for everything you're do.
Speaker 3: Oh man, it's the least I could do, like to
Speaker 3: put a smile on somebody's face. I almost felt guilty
Speaker 3: about coming here and just playing shows. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: can't just come here and be like I think I did,
Speaker 3: like I have to, you know, help. So then when
Speaker 3: and then when people say no, just you being here
Speaker 3: helps and you've been playing music, I was like, oh really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not enough in my eyes, but it's definitely if
Speaker 3: the If that's what they want, I'm a fucking I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do it. Yeah for throttle, We love you.
Speaker 2: Good luck at the Grammys. Thank you like you can.
Speaker 2: You're gonna win. You're gonna be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, turned out to j Low and yeah, all them
Speaker 3: autem people, constants wooing them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hashtag LISO Oscars twenty twenty one, you'll host it.
Speaker 2: I'm just manifesting that thank you.
Speaker 3: This is the end of the interview.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, I got Ron getting wracked with Donald. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you so much. Best friends.
Speaker 1: Oh, there we go. Yeah, well, don I gotta say,
Speaker 1: when I braced myself to listen to a Litho interview,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it to go down the path that
Speaker 1: it did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I saw.
Speaker 1: Did you see her on the project Super High Energy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Heats of laughter, just constant, like smart ass. But you
Speaker 1: guys were talking about climate change, mental health like that
Speaker 1: was a dn M. There we go.
Speaker 2: I get that out of my guess, almost like.
Speaker 1: A chat fit for a podcast. There we go. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you played it here.
Speaker 2: Did you like it?
Speaker 1: It was fun, right, I did. I'm annoyed that I
Speaker 1: wasn't in town at the time. I was playing bingo
Speaker 1: out in the country. I would have liked to have
Speaker 1: just tagged along. Deslough this is the other Mitch Priority.
Speaker 2: We had a bit of fun. Yeah, Liz, Yeah, great friends.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get out of here. It's been a
Speaker 2: great first show back.
Speaker 1: It has god me me intervening about your horrific diet
Speaker 1: and a chat with Lizzo. It's like ying and Yane,
Speaker 1: it really is.
Speaker 2: And Jenna great to have you back.
Speaker 1: I believe you skipped Zilma Prosian. That's really generous, I know.
Speaker 4: And you know what, I'm going to skip Body Kombat
Speaker 4: because it starts seeing.
Speaker 2: Lizzo when overboard.
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking the other day, I wonder if
Speaker 1: Jenna is going to get back into zimba because it
Speaker 1: was all you did when I first met you in
Speaker 1: like twenty sixteen, and I started going to my yoga
Speaker 1: and pilates classes and I was like, I wonder if
Speaker 1: Jennis does our class.
Speaker 2: Would you take me to a class? Gener I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to do a zoomber of course.
Speaker 1: Actually, do you know what? It could be really good
Speaker 1: for you because you clearly don't have the self discipline
Speaker 1: to go to the gym and like focus because if
Speaker 1: you're the only one that you're accountable to, you'll just
Speaker 1: go home early. But if you go to a guilty
Speaker 1: if you go to a class, there's literally a teacher.
Speaker 1: They're telling you what to do and you have to
Speaker 1: do it in sync with everyone. You can't just leave,
Speaker 1: although I did. That's a whole other story.
Speaker 3: But it's.
Speaker 1: Oh for Zoomba, Oh, it depends what class you go to.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll talk about this off here is incredibly boring.
Speaker 2: We'll back next week one episode a week.
Speaker 1: Yes, every Monday. It's in Monday people. That's right, that's
Speaker 1: how we do it. Make sure you subscribe to the
Speaker 1: podcast if you're on Apple podcast across the road so sorry,
Speaker 1: or if you're on Spotify. I learned over the holidays
Speaker 1: that Spotify have a different setup. One of my older
Speaker 1: family members was like, there is no subscriberton, you're always
Speaker 1: raving on about it. You and I both Apple like users, right,
Speaker 1: I've never realized that Spotify you follow on Spotify, So
Speaker 1: if you use Spotify followers, there.
Speaker 2: All these fucking fandangle words.
Speaker 7: It's like lgbtake it down for our mark. And someone
Speaker 7: messaged me said, how do I review on Spotify? I
Speaker 7: don't think you can, so if you're listening, yeah, we only.
Speaker 1: Want the reviews on Apple.
Speaker 2: Although on Apple we're at ninety nine reviews, so someone
Speaker 2: needs to leave a goddamn review. Get us to one hundred.
Speaker 2: You won't get anything in return.
Speaker 1: That's two new youth resolutions. You fail to remember how
Speaker 1: you said your your youth resolution was to get to
Speaker 1: one hundred? Is it just me reviews on the Apple app.
Speaker 2: Which I barely remember Jena's name on let alone.
Speaker 1: All right, well, let's go. We'll be back next week
Speaker 1: week Bye.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to A to Debrie Hi, if a new here.
Speaker 1: This is our secret segment. Essentially, we're trying to trick
Speaker 1: technological tards out of listening to this part. So people
Speaker 1: like my family members or like my next door neighbor Joeanne,
Speaker 1: he maybe doesn't want to hear me overshare about my
Speaker 1: sex life in this section of the show. We want
Speaker 1: to trick them into thinking that the show's over. And
Speaker 1: then we head into this bonus segment and we call
Speaker 1: it add brief because we don't stay on track, we
Speaker 1: don't focus, we go on tangents, but likely like we
Speaker 1: always do, that's what comes best to us.
Speaker 2: Now. We've also won three radio awards for this segment
Speaker 2: because we've broken broundaries. I mean, Hillary Clinton almost shouted
Speaker 2: the glass ceiling and we just pushed our foot through
Speaker 2: it and we did it. Because we have introduced live calls,
Speaker 2: active and live tweets. Now in twenty twenty, not only
Speaker 2: can you tweet. All you have to do is at Mitchell,
Speaker 2: what is it? What's the thing?
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches, hasn't it?
Speaker 2: You can? We got another one? Now, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's a video message. Who's this from? Someone said, so
Speaker 2: glad the show's back.
Speaker 1: What's going on? This is Alisha and I'm hanging out
Speaker 1: with Mitch.
Speaker 2: Holia keys off's the show. Hey?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something that we have actually installed,
Speaker 1: not live calls or live tweets because none of those
Speaker 1: are happening. Is a Facebook group for add briefers only. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool head. A couple of minches on Facebook. You'll
Speaker 1: see the group there. It's called endurant Idiots, so people
Speaker 1: that stick around the longest idiots. And the entry question
Speaker 1: is don't tell them? Okay, they have to figure out
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 2: You fuck answer.
Speaker 1: They all know it anyway, what's what is our bonus segment?
Speaker 1: That's that's the entry question.
Speaker 2: And also what's Mitched the best name of the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all so there. And you wouldn't believe the
Speaker 1: amount of people that have joined the group, like requested,
Speaker 1: and they've left that answer blank. I don't accept them.
Speaker 1: They're not allowing the.
Speaker 2: Group oh, I just hit it. Step to everyone. I
Speaker 2: let a lot of people in the answer.
Speaker 1: What have you?
Speaker 2: Because maybe it doesn't I leave them there on purpose.
Speaker 1: Okay, well from now one, Yeah, I've just gone and
Speaker 1: look at all our member requests. We have zero pending.
Speaker 2: You've let them all in and that's fine. We welcome
Speaker 2: one one everyone.
Speaker 1: Yes, please, someone's here?
Speaker 2: Who's that? What the function is there? Hey?
Speaker 1: You know how I just said you can't leave the class?
Speaker 1: And then I said, oh, actually I did, though I
Speaker 1: decided not to say anything further. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say this story class, yes, because it's it's
Speaker 1: an embarrassing story. Actually, well, in a roundabout way, this
Speaker 1: is your fault because last year on the show. You
Speaker 1: probably don't remember the last show, you said, oh, this
Speaker 1: is my New Year's resolution.
Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for it.
Speaker 1: I do it every year. You clearly haven't stuck to
Speaker 1: it each receipts and you were pushing me into setting
Speaker 1: a new Year's resolution, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: really want to. I'm not a big believer in them
Speaker 1: because I always feel like I let myself down because
Speaker 1: I set these unrealistic goals. Well, after all of your nagging.
Speaker 1: Because that that conversation continued off their you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on, just set a new resolution, decided to try yoga,
Speaker 1: which I'm doing and I'm loving. But there was a hiccup.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is my fault that you've done.
Speaker 1: In a roundabout way, because you're the one that told
Speaker 1: me to get have a new Year's resolution.
Speaker 2: I've got influence. I didn't even realize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been quite persistent about it. Actually, and then
Speaker 1: I had to think about it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll do yoga. Apparently it's good like mindfulness and
Speaker 1: breathing and being present.
Speaker 2: I saw this tweet you did bitram right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: am no.
Speaker 1: Longer doing bitcram.
Speaker 2: Explain who don't know?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so torture brem is like a form of
Speaker 1: yoga that takes place in a heated studio. So we're
Speaker 1: talking forty degrees and forty percent humidity on purpose. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I do a quick Google search. Yoga studio is in
Speaker 1: five doc because I'm like, all right, new youth resolution,
Speaker 1: let's do this. I found this one called Zen Warrior,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that sounds great. But I tried
Speaker 1: calling them. I tried texting them and tried emailing them.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like the Christmas shutdown,
Speaker 1: but they just weren't getting back to me. And so
Speaker 1: I had that like, well, they've lost my business this moment.
Speaker 1: And I found a bitcram studio nearby, and I thought,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll go there instead. Well, well we'll hire
Speaker 1: the competition, seeing if they clearly don't want my business,
Speaker 1: they don't want my money, then warrior. And so I
Speaker 1: went on the website and I saw the fact that
Speaker 1: it was a heated studio. Say to the art. They
Speaker 1: made it sound so great. They listed all these benefits
Speaker 1: of the heated studio burns fat quicker. I was like,
Speaker 1: sounds great. Yeah, And I was in this haze of
Speaker 1: oh New Year, knear me, whatever.
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: Do it for me, not for you, just for the
Speaker 1: fact that oh yeah whatever, like it's a challenge, like whatever,
Speaker 1: I'll take it on. I'll do the forty degree yoga.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was genuinely like traumatizing. It was
Speaker 1: the most horrific thing I've ever been through.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, so hold on, I'll just paint a picture
Speaker 2: and let's just put this in.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. Actually, it's funny you say that,
Speaker 1: because guess what. There was none of that what I wore.
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to walk into like a
Speaker 1: beautiful room with some shitty Spotify far music playlists with
Speaker 1: little scented candles.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I walked in. It was a bunch of fat, old
Speaker 1: people in their underwear sweat. And the teacher just says
Speaker 1: to me, you knew me. I was like yeah, And
Speaker 1: then he goes, you realize it's a heated studio and
Speaker 1: I was like yes, and he was like like giving
Speaker 1: me the rundown, Like okay, so forty degrees forty cent humidity,
Speaker 1: you're sure you're going to do this? And again I
Speaker 1: was in some dumb haze where I was like, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I took one step in the heated
Speaker 1: studio and I thought, oh my god, what if I
Speaker 1: signed up for this? This horrific. Apparently they're trying to
Speaker 1: replicate the climate of India. Why it's not nice there?
Speaker 2: What did they put a dead dog in the corner
Speaker 2: of the video so it smelt like it do?
Speaker 1: That's horrible? I mean, come on anyway, So he says
Speaker 1: to me, if you feel like you're struggling to keep up,
Speaker 1: or the heat's overwhelming, just lie down on your back.
Speaker 1: That what, yeah, just like take it.
Speaker 2: Just submit to the chest pains if it's too much.
Speaker 1: Exactly. It just cooled down by lying down and affording
Speaker 1: to go room.
Speaker 2: A stroke is just a mental reset.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 1: And it was a class of twenty six poses. Guess
Speaker 1: how many I got through?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Half six? Oh man, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know how you got through six.
Speaker 1: It was seriously terrifying. No nice music. It was just
Speaker 1: people going and I'm not even fucking with you. A
Speaker 1: room of people in Unison going human deli. And also
Speaker 1: the instructor was like, I don't do the posers. I
Speaker 1: just say so. He's just standing up the front in
Speaker 1: his underwear going hand twitches, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was literally there is something about being stuck in a
Speaker 1: boiling chainber that makes you feel a little bit of irrational.
Speaker 1: But I started crying. I can't skate, so I laid
Speaker 1: down and then it was meant to be peaceful, but
Speaker 1: I started feeling my chest get tighter, you know, und
Speaker 1: of anxiety. And I was just there and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I need to plan my exit. So I'll
Speaker 1: mate instructor who doesn't do the moves. He would intermittently
Speaker 1: go and open one of the doors to the foyer
Speaker 1: to let a little bit of cold slash fresh air through,
Speaker 1: and I'm lying there and I'm like, all right, next
Speaker 1: time he opens the door, I'm out out.
Speaker 2: Those captive movies hold the girls.
Speaker 1: Because he'd go open one door and then walk in
Speaker 1: the opposite direction, so I know he had his back
Speaker 1: to me. First time, I was like, no, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I was just petrified on the floor. And
Speaker 1: then the second time I made a run for it
Speaker 1: didn't even take me mat I just up on the left.
Speaker 1: You should have seen it. The guy just goded to
Speaker 1: open the door and he's there being.
Speaker 2: Like breeze, and I'm just like, were you barefoot? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh you had a wet feet like a fish, like
Speaker 2: a seawell.
Speaker 1: Running for the wall, and literally it looked like I
Speaker 1: was trying to flee from a murder. You did that
Speaker 1: Netflix show you? Oh no, it was literally like you
Speaker 1: were back. It was back trying to escape from Joe
Speaker 1: running up the stands.
Speaker 2: No, the poor bitch.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I was just like, this is my moment, I'm
Speaker 1: free get to the front door. It's locked. I'm out
Speaker 1: in the foyer. I've left the heat to studio. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, one last hurdle the front door. The bastard's locked.
Speaker 1: I'm like jiggling the handle, going no, please, please, it's open.
Speaker 1: And then this woman appears out of nowhere. I swear
Speaker 1: she wasn't there when I walked in, and she just goes, sorry, darling,
Speaker 1: we're in lockdown. What as long as the class is
Speaker 1: on their buildings in lockdown? I was like, hang on,
Speaker 1: so you're holding me here against my will. There's a
Speaker 1: word for that, kidnapping. Helen like let me out, and
Speaker 1: then she says to me, oh, sorry, duty of care.
Speaker 1: I can't let you go without a Hydrau light because
Speaker 1: you've dehydrated so much and you're panicking. I like, it's
Speaker 1: like fine, So she gives me a hydrau light and
Speaker 1: then starts telling me her life story. Oh what is
Speaker 1: it like so much? She goes, Oh, yeah, my sister's
Speaker 1: in hospital. But it's a much nicer hospital than last time,
Speaker 1: because last time they didn't even like she just one
Speaker 1: of those big brand no pauses. I'm just looking at her, nodding,
Speaker 1: going how the fuck do I get out? Sipping on
Speaker 1: me HYDRAU light, And then again that thing that you
Speaker 1: see in all the murderer movies. I started doing that
Speaker 1: thing where I just, you know, tell them what they
Speaker 1: want to hear, to try and make them think I'm
Speaker 1: on their side. I was like, don't worry, I won't
Speaker 1: give up. I'll definitely come back. She goes, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: normal to be nervous the first time you're doing a
Speaker 1: victim yogurt cass, but the next time you'll feel the benefits.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh no, I can't wait, like
Speaker 1: I'll be back. Don't worry, like I'm determined. Let me
Speaker 1: the fuck out. Yeah, for now, I just need you
Speaker 1: to open the fucking door or I'm gonna fucking like
Speaker 1: break that glass somehow. It might be with your forehead anyway,
Speaker 1: she let you out eventually, Well, no, they wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me out until the class was finished. I only made
Speaker 1: it through twenty minutes out of ninety. I just checked there,
Speaker 1: listening to her life story, sipping on my hydra light,
Speaker 1: and you had to pay Oh, I've actually my my
Speaker 1: past is still active, Like I could go down if
Speaker 1: I wanted.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, maybe we should do one as a
Speaker 2: group and me and Janne No, I.
Speaker 1: See that sounds like funny content, but I genuinely wouldn't
Speaker 1: put either.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could do it. I was sweating
Speaker 2: now eighteen degree.
Speaker 1: It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up.
Speaker 2: And that's weird because it's normally getting yelled at by
Speaker 2: a sweaty man and his undies is your king, So
Speaker 2: that's literally weird.
Speaker 1: Well, actually he was quite nice in the end. He
Speaker 1: comes out and goes, oh, I was wondering where you
Speaker 1: and I was worried you left your mat. I was like,
Speaker 1: keep it. She's haunted. I don't want that. I literally
Speaker 1: it's still there. I left the mat.
Speaker 2: It's like here it is drops on the ground.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I ended up getting hold of then worries
Speaker 1: Udio and I was like, you assholes. You you will
Speaker 1: never believe what you put me through. But anyway, I've
Speaker 1: joined and I love it now.
Speaker 2: And that is a normal temperature room.
Speaker 1: Yes, they've got air con, they've got candles. What is
Speaker 1: the instructor's names are things like I know, Deb and Steph.
Speaker 1: Like if you've got names like Deb and Steph, you
Speaker 1: don't need to earn my trust. You've got it if you're.
Speaker 2: Zenu and you're sweating in your under right off.
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name. Actually I can find out.
Speaker 2: I did yoga as a school sport in high school
Speaker 2: because I couldn't do any of the actual sports, and
Speaker 2: I absolutely loved it. I didn't in the same room
Speaker 2: I did maths in.
Speaker 1: They really surprised me that you did yoga.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 1: The guy's name was Max. I just checked on the app.
Speaker 2: It's actually quite normal to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I had it.
Speaker 2: My break was good. Thanks for asking the two of you.
Speaker 1: You've already brought it up without us asking. Oh, La, Keith,
Speaker 1: I was pretty sure if you wanted to tell it
Speaker 1: on the show, so I didn't want to spoil Do
Speaker 1: you want to save it for another time or did
Speaker 1: you just tell it that good?
Speaker 2: No, it's not good, So I'll tell them now. Jenna
Speaker 2: and I was in La. Jenna was there too. We
Speaker 2: actually caught up. We've already said that all. I interviewed
Speaker 2: Alicia Keys at this apartment and I was originally told
Speaker 2: that it was her house, so I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: going on Alicia Key's house and I'm like, god, I'll
Speaker 2: get my hand done. And I got there and it
Speaker 2: was an apartment and then I got to the outside
Speaker 2: of the hotel room went to the foy, this big
Speaker 2: burly security guard at the hotel and he was like, no,
Speaker 2: I Mitchell Ury. He's like, You're not on the list
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, I think I am. I'm
Speaker 2: from Kiss in Sydney. I'm interviewing Alicia. He's I know
Speaker 2: who Mitchell. Ru is like, you're not on an E
Speaker 2: mate and I was like, oh no. So I called
Speaker 2: the my contact of the music LABU I'm not on
Speaker 2: the list. He's like, yeah, sure, I check again. So
Speaker 2: I went IID, I think I'm on the list? Can
Speaker 2: I have and he looks here he goes cheery, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: under here is Michelle Mitchell.
Speaker 1: I've been there.
Speaker 2: What happens all the time. It's just one extra E
Speaker 2: at the end and you're all you're fucked. So he
Speaker 2: let me up. He saw my ID and it was Australian.
Speaker 2: I think he was very confused, and there's a lot
Speaker 2: of yellow and there was a warratur in the middle
Speaker 2: of the I know fucking clue what was on that
Speaker 2: driver's license. So you let me up and I walk
Speaker 2: this hall. It's like maybe like an L shape. So
Speaker 2: I get out of the left, turn right. There's a
Speaker 2: corner in front of me and there's a man sitting
Speaker 2: in a chair security guard. I'm like, oh God, walk
Speaker 2: down the L. Turn right, another man in the corner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Jesus all for miss Keys. Walk down and
Speaker 2: then there's a like a penthouse door, you know how
Speaker 2: the penthouse is always right at the end, and it's
Speaker 2: flat against the main walk because it's big. And there
Speaker 2: were three chairs sitting out the front, and there was
Speaker 2: this man sitting there and I go, oh, here for Alicia.
Speaker 3: He went.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, that sounded like your Litho chat and Rewine or Simmish.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, is this for the Alicia Keys?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh okay, Oh god. He had
Speaker 2: a whole page of notes coat. You've got a lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of notes there, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is so weird. Then the music label lady comes up, Hey, Mitch,
Speaker 2: good span, Oh you're next. Then she speaks German to him.
Speaker 2: He's an international journalist here to talk to Alisia and
Speaker 2: I'm oh, my, go al right, they're running a bit behind.
Speaker 2: What was she promoting her new album doing the Grammy?
Speaker 2: She just hosted James Cord and she had a lot
Speaker 2: on that week? Was huge.
Speaker 1: How have I missed all of that? And I've not
Speaker 1: seen or heard of her in a long time.
Speaker 2: Album's not out, The new song's phenomenal by she emroted.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's phenomenal anyway. Then she goes, all right, span,
Speaker 2: You've got thirty minutes with Alicia. I was like Jesus
Speaker 2: so to sit there for thirty. So the interview happens
Speaker 2: for thirty and then I'm about to go in and.
Speaker 1: How much with your allocation in like seven minutes as
Speaker 1: opposed to thirty?
Speaker 2: No, I actually had fifteen, and I had the Euxtralian exclusive.
Speaker 2: No one else in the country had Alicia keys right, that's.
Speaker 1: Why I haven't heard anything from her, Yes, because you
Speaker 1: haven't posted it anywhere else.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I go in and she's sitting there. She's eating
Speaker 2: a seaweed like the seaweed sheets, and I was like, hey, Alicia.
Speaker 2: She's like hey baby, She's like, oh, I needed a break,
Speaker 2: like do you mind we're just waiting in here. I
Speaker 2: just need to like go to the bathroom quickly. And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, my god, go for it. So
Speaker 2: I sit down and she's like, ye, make your love
Speaker 2: and I have some food snacks. Okay, it's just me
Speaker 2: and Alicia. I was like sure that she went to
Speaker 2: the bathroom. I was like, cool, just check the microphones
Speaker 2: are working, seaweed snacks. Fifteen minutes later, hasn't emerged from
Speaker 2: the toilet, and I'm thinking, is she doing poo?
Speaker 1: She's doing it dumb.
Speaker 2: She might have been or she might have been shooting up.
Speaker 2: There might have been a whole team in there. It
Speaker 2: might have been a door that led to another fucking
Speaker 2: door that led to a house. I don't know, but she.
Speaker 1: Took a time, you know, with her hotel room.
Speaker 2: This was an apartment. I think I always told it
Speaker 2: was her apartment.
Speaker 1: But I was going to say, I mean, if she's
Speaker 1: in her own home, do ith it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, Then she came out and the
Speaker 2: interview was phenomenal and she was happy as all hell.
Speaker 2: So I think she just chat because she was in
Speaker 2: a post shit, you know, she was lightened.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's when I live though, with a little.
Speaker 2: To take it dumb.
Speaker 1: You should suggest that before every interview, it's go, I've
Speaker 1: been allocated ten minutes by your label. I will sacrifice
Speaker 1: three to four of them for you to movement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then go from there, because this is going to
Speaker 1: be worth our time if you're not all ten.
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, very good point, very good point. But Alicia
Speaker 2: was a great interview, great chat. But I thought she
Speaker 2: did a ship and actually I have to slander her.
Speaker 2: That was she was lovely and at the end she
Speaker 2: was like, you're such a good interview. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: do you do this for a living? I'm like, well, yes, no, no.
Speaker 2: They found I was a Hollywood boulevard pretending to the
Speaker 2: Iron Man.
Speaker 1: Actually I actually delivered milk.
Speaker 2: I found this microphone stick.
Speaker 1: They put it on as I do that.
Speaker 2: It was she was so cute. We have these two
Speaker 2: microphones that you actually I think they're yours. You gave
Speaker 2: them to me. They're just basic microphones that are wireless
Speaker 2: and battery operated. You turn them on and they record
Speaker 2: into an external internal memory.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love those microphones. I use them all the time.
Speaker 2: There's no prep. It's one one like nothing. No buttons anything,
Speaker 2: and I gave it to him. She was like, oh,
Speaker 2: where's the cord and I was like, I don't need one.
Speaker 2: She's like, but how will record? And it goes internally.
Speaker 2: She was like, but why is it flashing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: because it's recording, Like, it's.
Speaker 1: All good, and she flashing is a good thing. Alisha.
Speaker 1: There it works.
Speaker 2: And then she goes, do you want to record on
Speaker 2: your phone as back up?
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, thing, I usually pop a
Speaker 1: voice memo on just in case. What a smart girl anyway,
Speaker 1: So I did. Did you take her suggestion?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did, and I've got the audio yes, And okay,
Speaker 2: well and actually, you know what, this will prove my
Speaker 2: point that I'm not lying. I've got all these boody messages.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's fucking popular.
Speaker 2: Alicia Keys. What's it called memos, isn't it? You have
Speaker 2: to get out of you? I could do my night
Speaker 2: shirt number one rating. Here we go, Alicia Keys, Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: So there's a thirty minute file and the start of
Speaker 2: it is just pooh, show me give me, Oh my god?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: That was definitely you letting one rip?
Speaker 2: So her publicist walked in like a minute later, and
Speaker 2: I spoke to her the whole twenty minute Ah pass
Speaker 2: forward him. Is it thirteen minutes in and she hasn't
Speaker 2: appeared yet?
Speaker 1: This must be some mind over matter ship. But I could,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden smell excrement.
Speaker 8: I was like, oh, just someone fine thinking about her
Speaker 8: giving a fifteen minutes in.
Speaker 1: And were bare we go kid in the room now.
Speaker 2: Actually gave my mam a shout out too ready, I
Speaker 2: love you. It is boring. She liked that anyway, like
Speaker 2: she was great. I have no real stories from the
Speaker 2: whole and I got straight back to work, very busy.
Speaker 1: Speaking of book Club, I saw an Apple TV the
Speaker 1: other day, you know Apple TV plus their streaming service.
Speaker 1: Oprah's book Club is one of the shows.
Speaker 2: And she's so face tuned on that logo. Have a look,
Speaker 2: I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I actually put an episode of that on the other day,
Speaker 1: and even though I have not read the book she's
Speaker 1: talking about, I was so enthralled by every word.
Speaker 2: Anything Oprah says, I'd buy. Yeah, honestly, did you did
Speaker 2: you finish Morning?
Speaker 3: Was?
Speaker 1: Of course they finished Morning.
Speaker 4: I've got one more episode.
Speaker 1: Left, Okay, don't say anything. Have you noticed that there
Speaker 1: aren't many shows on Apple TV.
Speaker 2: Plus it's surrendous. I don't want what Hailey Steinfeld pretend
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: I did watch Truth Be Told?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: What's that net chick's name? Hold on truth?
Speaker 2: It's sorry, that's just Alicia. She's saying, thanks for bringing light.
Speaker 2: I did indeed. Pooh, that's what she had to say.
Speaker 2: Off on me record. Jesus christ Man, turn your phone off.
Speaker 2: You both have new ring times.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Truth be Told Octavia Spencer, you know that.
Speaker 2: Into the Pie.
Speaker 1: It's literally about her hosting a true crime podcast. It's
Speaker 1: like Michelle Laurie of America and then she she we
Speaker 1: go out and watch her investigator and then come back
Speaker 1: and make the podcast about it. And it's really good.
Speaker 1: Oh what's it called Truth Be Told?
Speaker 2: And it's on Apple TV? Yeah? I like that cure.
Speaker 1: Only other show on Apple TV that's called.
Speaker 2: Someone Else is at the door?
Speaker 4: Who is Hey, it's Deliver and I'm hanging on.
Speaker 7: I may do?
Speaker 2: How are you girl?
Speaker 1: I thought we said we're going to get more sound
Speaker 1: effects so that this stupid gag you do was less repetitive.
Speaker 2: Jenny thinks it's funny.
Speaker 6: I agree with you.
Speaker 4: Then shut up.
Speaker 1: Jenne miss Zimbat For this context, I know, I must
Speaker 1: say our studio is looking very schmid. We've got the
Speaker 1: new background the house. Anyone that follows our instagram at
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches, you'd see that we updated our backdrop.
Speaker 1: We used to have a city skyline, but then we
Speaker 1: thought that's not relatable and doesn't really represent us, so
Speaker 1: we got just a picture of a random suburban house.
Speaker 1: I googled Saint Mary's Western Sydney real estate. We chose
Speaker 1: a beautiful home, nothing, nothing scabby, nothing special.
Speaker 2: Though, Champagne Avenue.
Speaker 1: And I also figured that it represents our listenership versus
Speaker 1: like an actual popular shows listenership. We've got rid of
Speaker 1: a city scape and just got a five bedroom home
Speaker 1: beautiful that.
Speaker 2: I'm a radio guy and all radio shows, my show
Speaker 2: Mitch to Midnight has a city scape. And you made it, Mitch.
Speaker 2: You said it's from what's the city in mind?
Speaker 1: Oh, the city and yours because yours is national that
Speaker 1: they put Brisbane's because it's the most generic looking city.
Speaker 1: Bridney has like iconic buildings instead of Melbourne. So Brisbane
Speaker 1: like that could be anywhere, that could be fucking perfect.
Speaker 2: It actually looks for in New York. If you're on
Speaker 2: a Z one hundred in New York, you've got the
Speaker 2: New York Skyline. If you're in LA, you've got La.
Speaker 3: When I.
Speaker 2: Don't hear we go me.
Speaker 1: When I made my our backdrop, I just didn't really
Speaker 1: give it any thought. I just thought, Oh, I literally
Speaker 1: googled Sydney. Oh no, I got into one of those
Speaker 1: image providers that we have for work or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we actually have copyright for that picture. I googled yellow sky.
Speaker 1: So it was like an afternoon sunset and our themes yellow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I was like, yeah, there's a cute picture
Speaker 1: of Sydney that'll do. I didn't put any thought into
Speaker 1: the fact that that looks a bit wanky, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: We just don't really represent after all, you.
Speaker 2: Like you that the house we chose actually has urine
Speaker 2: on the pathway the front because it's ten so it
Speaker 2: matches the yellow sky.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should get people to send because of their
Speaker 1: home is to put in the background. Said, what should
Speaker 1: be in our background is the question?
Speaker 2: Well, I like the idea of a suburban home. I
Speaker 2: think we should keep that trend going. I think my
Speaker 2: house is like we could do my house. You could
Speaker 2: do your house in bog and get your sister's house
Speaker 2: a little good on the screens.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, or my my apartment block in five docs.
Speaker 1: It could be a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real B grade suburbs, like could you fuck
Speaker 2: it off Cronella milp bond Eye.
Speaker 1: No way, we want you from Crinella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's just not it's to know you want
Speaker 2: a five doc or you want to have a field
Speaker 2: or a Baker's.
Speaker 1: I tell you I'm not actually from five Dock. Technically
Speaker 1: I'm from Abbotsford, an even more small and unknown or
Speaker 1: five dogs love it.
Speaker 4: I'm McQuary Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 1: This Jenna moved into an apartment near McQuary Park because
Speaker 1: it's right next to our office, also a McQuary Park.
Speaker 1: And now we're moving premises, so she's going to have
Speaker 1: to move to Piermont, which is much more expensive, much
Speaker 1: more Jenna, how do you feel about that this show
Speaker 1: has gone on way too long? Now that we're getting
Speaker 1: back into the founder, Babe, we should go the.
Speaker 2: Doors locked Jenner can't escape, Jenna go, she can't get
Speaker 2: out of here. I've locked her in on your way
Speaker 2: out training.
Speaker 1: Well Anyway, guys, thank you for having us back. We've
Speaker 1: got a big year plan which and I've been brainstorming.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you lots of guest hosts in store.
Speaker 1: We're going to be doing collabs with other podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have lots of celebrity ideas, celebrity co hosts
Speaker 2: ready to go.
Speaker 1: Where do you see the future of this podcast, Jenna,
Speaker 1: Because we've we've got all these grand plans for the year.
Speaker 1: What are you going to contribute this year?
Speaker 4: Nothing because it's crap. Oh more Jenner's junk.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jenn's junk is good. We could keep that going.
Speaker 1: You know that you're allowed to do more than just.
Speaker 4: That, Jenna, Yes, I know, but I'd rather not because
Speaker 4: it's just a.
Speaker 2: Terrible Okay, you know what, I've actually got access in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty. We got a new computer system. Here, can
Speaker 2: you wrapping up?
Speaker 1: I want people to be glad we're back. I'm not threading.
Speaker 2: I just want to prove youth because people get you
Speaker 2: can request a sound effect, don't forget just request it
Speaker 2: thirteen when people sorry, that's my brain, fucking hay worrying.
Speaker 2: I've got access to the internet on this fader now, right,
Speaker 2: so I can give me the most sound effect you want. Ready,
Speaker 2: just think of.
Speaker 6: One, an angel screaming.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mitch, you think of one too.
Speaker 1: Okay. So if you're new here, you'd remember that Mitch
Speaker 1: likes to play random sound effects during add brief because
Speaker 1: we've got permission to go rogue. And my word, does
Speaker 1: he take advantage of it. And I fucking hate it
Speaker 1: because he just has a library of like ten sound effects.
Speaker 1: And I said, if you're going to do this, have
Speaker 1: some variety.
Speaker 4: Does he listen to me?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 2: And here is an angel screaming courtesy of Jenna.
Speaker 1: But now we have YouTube.
Speaker 2: There you go, Mitchell, what's your sound effects?
Speaker 1: Can you push Chicago broken tornado siren?
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: You've played this from me memory your house drunk and
Speaker 2: it really scared me.
Speaker 1: I like to do it when people are around and
Speaker 1: is not tell them explain it. I just look around
Speaker 1: and go, what's that is this? It turn it up?
Speaker 1: Imagine that going off?
Speaker 2: That's awful. Well it goes back up. No, I don't
Speaker 2: like that's scary.
Speaker 1: You know sometimes when I'm uploading something on my computer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know how if your computer if you're uploading
Speaker 1: something and you let it. You let it go, and
Speaker 1: then your computer like goes to sleep, like the screen
Speaker 1: goes black. It'll stop the upload. If I ever want
Speaker 1: something to stay to upload, and it's going to take
Speaker 1: a while, I literally google Chicago broken Tornado Siren ten
Speaker 1: hour loop and then I'll just leave it there open
Speaker 1: and put it on mute. And so that's what keeps
Speaker 1: my computer away because it's playing a YouTube vide. It's
Speaker 1: good idea and I'm always that one cargo tornado siren.
Speaker 1: People look at my YouTube his here and go, why
Speaker 1: has he watched this for like for forty hours in total?
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll see you next week on Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh god, because way too much? Can we go? It's
Speaker 1: been great to be back, guys, but bloody hell, I'm
Speaker 1: over it. Let's go.
Speaker 2: It's been a great show. I mean last time we
Speaker 2: were here, we had.
Speaker 1: Wrap yourself in for another year of This's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: Ladies and Jans steal my hat toms.
Speaker 2: Check, Jim, how are you feeling? I'm ready on? This
Speaker 2: is what I should have got I do my hat
Speaker 2: toms check my name? Did you feeling cut down?
Speaker 1: You should have gotten her to say like an Australian
Speaker 1: version been like check my nails, Darlan Haggen doing feeling good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get my nuggets from the local sweat house,
Speaker 3: sauce extra pickle.
Speaker 1: Know what could you make? The Australian one'd be like,
Speaker 1: flick me paronytail, I don't check your nails.
Speaker 2: The Australian version will be I'll get my doll check
Speaker 2: center link, no cam in the bank.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're understanding the game. You take the
Speaker 1: existing lyrics and you say it how an Australian would
Speaker 1: Since I do my hair toss, you say, I flick
Speaker 1: me ponytails.
Speaker 2: Okay, what would you.
Speaker 1: Check my nails?
Speaker 2: Okay, flick me rats tail toes? Yes? Maybe how you're feeling?
Speaker 2: No Dylan?
Speaker 1: A you' doing?
Speaker 5: Dylan?
Speaker 2: How you're doing? Feeling fucking ground again?
Speaker 1: Ready, I'll google an instrumental?
Speaker 2: Look at the hell I can get one because I
Speaker 2: got the internet access. Give us one reason? Another rad
Speaker 2: fucking hell? What's it called good? So that sounded like
Speaker 2: a fucking elephant? Was stampede?
Speaker 1: Sound like the beginning of liking when the stampede happens?
Speaker 1: Oh ship, I'll do it now. I'm click bony tail,
Speaker 1: click me toes Dylan, how you doing? Thank you.
Speaker 2: We'll send that to Lisa. You'll love it. Oh you're
Speaker 2: very good, so just DM it to her. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: fucking great. All right, let's get out of here. I'm
Speaker 2: you glad I dragged it on because we wouldn't have
Speaker 2: had that nugget of goal. Our best stuff comes at
Speaker 2: the end. It's almost like when you know murderers to
Speaker 2: say they're admit to their crimes just before they die.
Speaker 1: Okay, see everyone, thank you dinner?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Bye? Bye, hard wrap?
Speaker 2: Sorry, all right, see you guys, See you on Monday.
Speaker 1: See is it just me?
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