WEBVTT - #14: Celebs With Fake Names 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:04.600 People do some weird ship it should in young people, 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:08.160 inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:08.800 get high. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:11.640 Some things make more since than others. 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.960 I've done everything for you with my career on hold, 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:17.280 I could have been anything if I've had the talent. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:20.040 Bless yourself for observations. 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.280 You didn't ask for his leadership. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:30.800 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. Well, 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:33.320 just a couple of Mitches. One of us be mich 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:34.200 and the other be Mitchell. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.519 Just to make things easier, your Mitch, I only call 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.800 you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.159 You always call me Mitchell. 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:46.840 Oh no, he is Michtuli and Mitchell Kooh about time. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.320 Welcome back, stranger, finally returned to the airway. Here we 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:51.520 are you feeling refreshed? 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.800 No, not at all, not really, No, No, I just 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.480 was I was holidaying and then straight back to work. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.319 You had some pretty decent amount of time off if 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.400 I was you, I have not seen you since, like 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.040 I think it was December fourth or something. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.760 Geez, good memory, it's been two months. No New Year's Eve, 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:08.720 we saw you New Year's Eve. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.440 I forget that night here, that night you were bad. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.360 What would you know? You left at ten pm? 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:17.480 They're very true. Anyway, Groundskeeper Jenni's back for twenty twenty. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:17.920 I'm back. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.480 Hello, Jenna, how are you you? You caught up with 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.360 Mitch La, didn't you? 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:22.160 I'm sure we did. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.839 We had a lunch, Yes, delicious lunch. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.800 Jenner's mum was there to be rich, must be nice, yeah, right, Jenna. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:29.720 Wit. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.520 First of all, we didn't eat. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.520 Oh yeah they didn't. But I ate the way the 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.920 waiter said, listen here kids. You told me that it 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.880 be you and the boy. You didn't tell me to 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.800 be more people. And because Jenna was basically sitting on 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:41.199 my lap. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.640 If we were in a two seater, a two. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.880 Seater booth in a cantus deli, is that you got 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.840 to get out? And then Jenna's mum sternly spoke up 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.200 and said we're fine where with them? And he left 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:52.040 her alone. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:54.320 Why have you not inherited that kind of backbone? Jenna? 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.200 You would never back chat if someone gave you that 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:57.040 kind of attitude. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:57.880 No, I wouldn't. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:01:58.960 Actually, well, I'll. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:01:59.200 Tell you what. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.880 I had to stay, and I'm a different person after it. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.400 I'm a changed woman. In twenty twenty. Really, yes, I 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:07.040 had to spend lots of time with Well I didn't 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:08.839 have to, but I did spend a lot of time 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.880 with my niece and nephew, which is always fun. Ye 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.640 love them, But he's the thing. They're getting to the 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.000 age where they can understand what people are saying. My 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.880 nephew's three this year and he's starting to talk, and 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.799 so my sister's like, no, he's always listening. Even though 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.240 he can barely string a sentence together, he's always listening. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.400 So I swear, So what you have to alter what 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:30.519 you want to say around the kid? 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.760 Well I was just like, rubbish, I don't know, he's 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.680 not always listening like that. Yeah, no, he's not a 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.800 Google crime. And then she was like, no, seriously he is. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.680 And then I can't remember what I said, but he 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.200 did repeat it. I didn't think I said. I didn't swear, 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.360 but I said, oh yuck, and he goes yeah. I 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.440 was like, oh, okay, he listens to me. I'm glad 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:50.480 it wasn't a worse word. So anyway, long story short is, 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.120 after spending all this time with kids, if I had 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:56.520 to untrain myself from swearing, so I barely do anymore. 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.639 Oh, but you're not going to actively try to not. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:00.560 No, I don't think I need to try. Like the 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:02.799 habit's been broken. It takes twenty one days to break 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.880 the habit. It's been two months since then, So I reckon, 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.720 I can go the whole show without swearing. In fact, 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:08.320 get fucked. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:10.960 Come on, it sounds good. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:12.959 I don't think i've ever heard you say this scene. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.720 I'm sure I can't believe that he mimics what you say. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.400 I just picture your sister his mum being like, what's 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:19.799 his name? 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:20.240 Noah? 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.919 Now what time for dinner? He's like, yeah, come and Dylan, 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:25.639 Mom all I love. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.360 No, we can't quite talk like that. All he managed 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:30.760 to say the only sentence I heard him say while 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.919 he was home over Christmas, because he figured out that 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.640 I have an Apple TV. Oh you know bluey that? 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.560 Oh ye, all the kids are obsessed with no one 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.920 figured out how to just pick up the remote, walk 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:46.200 up to me and say what we're again? Like, sure, Dylan, 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:49.080 go for a kid. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.440 All right, Well we'll see. I'll do this all Genner 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:53.640 and I can do the heavy lifting of the swearing. Oh, Jenny, 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.360 I'm not to swear, so I'm gonna have to do. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.200 You know, I ever heard you say the sea word, 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:58.760 either say no? 0:03:58.920 --> 0:03:59.360 Hear this? 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.240 When I was around about twelve, I got angry at 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:04.520 my mom and I called her a. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:08.560 Same time. 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.839 Mom kicked me out of the house for the day. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.320 I was a twelve year old sitting on the gutter. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:15.800 Up with it in summer. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:16.680 Yes. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.320 Oh wow, they don't even let dogs do that. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.760 No, it's illegal. That's funny. We both said, let's see 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.520 if you can say it by the end of the show. No, subconsciously, no, no, 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.719 it hates we're kicking the show off, big Aliza. That 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.120 was going to seguy to Lizzo, but I don't want 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:30.560 to say big. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:33.440 I see where you're going with that. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.200 I wasn't going anywhere. I realized where it could have 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:37.320 been perceived as to be going. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.760 Yes, so, yeah, you you caught up with Lizzo during 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.160 the break and so we're going to play that out 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.760 later on. I haven't actually heard it yet. I'll tell 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.960 you what. It was pretty funny looking at both of 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.800 our Instagram stories the day that you interviewed Lizzo. You 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.320 were there interviewing one of the world's biggest stars right 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:56.880 now and there I was playing bowling club bingo in park. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.520 So tell you what I think one of us is relatable, 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:01.000 certainly not you. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:02.040 That's my job. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.039 But anyway, we're back at work, back in the full 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:05.760 swing of thing, and let me tell you something else 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.200 that's coming up later on. Got a bit of an 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.400 intervention because you've been sprung doing something in the office. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:11.880 Me. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:15.119 Yes, it wasn't Actually, it wasn't actually me that sprung 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.640 you out. Someone else has. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.760 Done the worst things when someone goes, hey, we need 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:19.760 to talk about Mitch. 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.280 You're obviously you work late night here at Kiss the 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.080 radio statan we work for, and you're the only one 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.919 in the office late at night, like you're alone. But 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.720 that doesn't mean you can get away with what you're doing. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:33.320 I'll tell you. 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:35.120 No. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.200 But you've been sprung, sprung. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.360 Things I've done in this studio. All right, Well that 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:40.960 to come. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.360 Can't wait, Oh, I can't wait, believe me. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.320 I'm sweating already. Oh that's not really the ordinary. Well, 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.720 if you knew here, this is something we do every show. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.520 It's the benchmark of the show. We start the show 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.800 off the same every week with an is it just me? 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:56.680 Or as I like to call them, an ijem. It's 0:05:56.680 --> 0:06:00.600 something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, and 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.440 we put it out there and we pull it to pieces. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.080 We both bring one each and we don't know what 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:04.680 it's going to be. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.880 It's exactly right, we're both The first time you hear 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:07.880 it is the first time we hear it. 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.920 We're yet to clash. Imagine the day that we come 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:10.640 in with the same one. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.279 You have the same one. Imagine that we're not the same, 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:14.360 but we're very different people. 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:14.520 Though. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:15.480 I don't think, as. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.279 We've just discovered you interviewing live on me at Bingo. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:19.880 Very true. I think you should start being you know, 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:21.480 you bring in the numbers and the ratings and people 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:26.080 love you. Name a lessen for Mitchell con Haddly. Do 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:26.880 you want to start us off? 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.440 Yeah, right, I've got one. Let's do it. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:32.719 First gem of twenty twenty. Is it just me? 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.920 Did you have no idea that Elton John's name is 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.320 not actually Elton John. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:43.680 It's an ugly name, so really it's not a it's 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.080 a good celebrity name because no one else is Elton John, 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:46.719 so it's a bit weird. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.480 Well, I guess that's true, Jennet. Did you have any 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:49.760 idea that that's not his real name. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.599 I wait for WSFM, so yes, I do. 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:53.640 What's his real name? 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.960 Oh my god, it is. It's little wonder why he 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.240 changed it. I actually went to one of his shows 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.440 recently in Sydney. It was his farewell to her with 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:03.880 one of those things where I was like, well, I 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.520 have to go because if he dies, I'll regret not 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.120 having gone. When he was just down the road. So 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:11.040 I went along to Elton John and the friend I 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:12.720 was with at the time, I can't remember how it 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:14.280 came up, but she just mentions, oh, you know that 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:19.520 his real name's Reginald. I was like, rubbish, your name 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:24.600 is not Reginald. His real name is Reginald Dwight. No, 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.520 would you buy a CD by Reginald Dwight. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:29.320 I don't know. I don't think I would. I don't 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.640 think Princess Diana would have been friends with the Reginald White. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:32.560 No, probably not. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.480 Probably why she went through the tunnel she realized his 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:35.280 name wasn't Elton. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:39.960 But then I thought about it and I was like 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.680 a lot of the concerts I've gone to in the 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:46.040 last year or two have been people with stage names. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.880 But I mean there have not been many people that 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.480 use their real name. Lady Gaga, for example, obviously, isn't 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.720 her real name, not her real name. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.960 This beautiful blonde girl, let's call her lady Stupid. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.680 No, her real name is Stephanie German, Notaephanie who German not. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.480 Sounds like a strain of fucking coronavirus. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:10.400 I probably butchered the pronunciation. It's Italian, of course, something 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:10.880 I don't know. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.160 Okay, No, I knew that, but I didn't know the name. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.640 Well, there's also Katie Perry. That's not her real name, 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:18.120 Catherine Hudson. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:19.760 Oh, not even Perry. 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:24.160 Completely non sh Shnaia Twain, don't do this to me, 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.120 not her real name? 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:26.120 What is it? 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.640 This one is like the most this one is the 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:36.440 most understandable, Like why you change it? Eileen I Leen, 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:41.200 Regina Edwards? And these are just people that I've seen 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.400 in concert, Like there's so many other people. I did 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.280 a quick Google after this. I was so curious. A 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.160 lot of people with say Janes, what do you think, 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:49.440 Bruno Mars it's real name is? 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.560 I know what something? 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:56.120 Hernandez just because he's Mexican, it actually is something? 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:57.760 What do you think? What do you think the first 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.079 name is oh hey. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.959 Oh no, no, could you give the first letter? No, man, 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.160 I had a big list to go through, but around 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:14.079 with first letters, I swore. He's so sorry children. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:17.480 Anyway, first of the year, that's right. 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:18.800 Anyway, his name is Peter. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:20.920 Oh good. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:28.199 More more, this is like crack Rihanna, Robin Robin fenty 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.600 Rihanna's her last name. 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.120 Oh, that's why her line is called fenty the makeup. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.520 Of correct Robin. And then, of course there's Meghan Markle. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.680 Not her real name is Meghan's her middle name. Her 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:39.679 first name is Rachel. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:45.280 Rachel Markle the alliteration of Meghan Markle's nice. 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:45.520 Yeah. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.800 Basically, all these people that I found on Google, their 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.640 real names are so incredibly basic, Like it's people you 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.280 could work with or go to school with. Like they're 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.120 so boring. Reese with its room, What do you think 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:55.000 her real name is? 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.240 Katie? It's Laura. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:03.640 She looks like a Laurence does Lana Delray Elizabeth? Yeah, 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.000 you go that Jenna's got one there? Where's your bloody 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:06.760 tick sound effect? 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:07.000 Now? 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.480 Sorry the Jenna. Okay, if we get it right, we 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.800 get a tick. I know that pinks, I mean pretty obvious. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.480 But almore, is it there? You go? Don't. I don't 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.240 even put it on the list because everyone knows that. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:19.880 But these are the ones that actually surprised me. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:21.719 I think my touch shop in primary school was run 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.440 by an Ali Shamore. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.440 No, I think it might have actually been run by Lord. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.920 What's her real name? Ella? 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.680 I don't know why I gave you a tick name? Ella? 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.800 Can you no? Here? Let's do it reverse right. You 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.439 give us the most basic name, and I'll guess what 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.040 superstar it belongs to. 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.800 Amanda Rogers, Amanda Keller. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:46.040 More? 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.559 Do you not want the answer to Amanda? He doesn't 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:51.720 know how to game show? Does he? 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:52.400 He does that? 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.760 God, Grant, and you would be rolling in his grave 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:59.040 if one of those broken spines claimed him anyway. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.959 I mean we talk every second for me once. Shame 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.160 on you pull me twice, shame on me. Don't get 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:05.280 back in the race car, Grant. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.400 I know, just keep. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.840 God, just keep snapping that spine. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:10.920 I know it's no good. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:12.440 Sorry. Who's Amanda cart right? 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.359 Amanda Rogers is Ellen's wife? Porta Derossi. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.720 Rogers is such that lesbian from you and I who left? 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.400 Now here's the name here's a name that I really 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:25.240 I'm not sure I'm even going to be able to 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.480 pronounce it properly. But didough not her real name? Her 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:36.160 real name is Florian Cloud de Bondeville Armstrong. What literally 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:37.040 has cloud in there? 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:39.840 Wow? 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.280 How do you get dido from that? 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:43.400 Yeah? Where did that come from? 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.840 Will Be Goldberg? What do you think her real name is? 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.080 Oh that's a shame. I'm sad about that. So I 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:49.920 like her? I don't know. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:56.800 Hit me, Karen, Karen Johnson, we're so faced, we'll be 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:00.560 coming from. Apparently it was some she was She literally 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.480 was alluding to whoope cushions and the fact that she 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:04.680 is quite prone to being a bit gassy. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:09.200 She farts a lot. Apparently the best one to end on. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.560 Well, I'm glad you asked, actually, because your mate, who 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.200 are going to be hearing from later on? Lizzo? 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.439 Oh well I didn't even ask her that. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.880 It's not really something you ask someone. Hey, is that 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:19.439 your real name? 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.040 Your name is bitch? No? 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.280 Lizo's real names? 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:29.599 Guess is Elizabeth? No beating shit, Jenn, I have a 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:34.840 quick guess Eliza. 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:42.120 No, Melissa, Vivian Tellerson no. Imagine that? Oh this new song, 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.200 this new hot song by Melissa Vivian Jefferson Jesus. But 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.400 it makes total sense because I'd never really thought about it. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.840 But like a name can really make or break whether 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.959 you're going to be famous or not. For instance, can 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.600 you actually name me one famous Mitchell? 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.199 I have said this my whole life. I'd like to 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:00.880 be the first one that I fucking met you. I'm 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:02.400 on Studio ten bi weekly. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.280 But that's hardly like all the most famous Mitchell that 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.400 is out there. I'm really not that's not That's not 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.480 what I was headed with this. I actually can't think 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:10.320 of a famous Mitchell. 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.440 There's Mitchell Pierce, the footballer who fucked the dog the kvood. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:15.000 He did it. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:16.360 God, I forgot about that. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.320 Yeah, but he sort of melted away into fame. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.640 There's a town in Queensland called Mitchell. 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:23.520 Yeah, we knew that. It's like over forty three in 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.760 Australia called Mitchell three. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.559 There's a lot of Mitchell streets. You know what, You're right, 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.880 there's no fame and there's no famous Mitch's the only 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.640 famous mitches Mitch from Modern Family, and that's just a character. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.960 Exactly did you ever do a stage name? 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.720 Yes, So I actually have discussed it, and I was 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.679 this close to changing my name me too. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.400 I've thought about it really. Yeah. In high school, I 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.640 wanted to be Ashah but I know an Asher now 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:45.160 I can't do that. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.280 It's a long story. I might. Okay, so you're going 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.440 to be what Ashcombs? No, Ashake. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.439 I can't remember what my last name was. I had 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.400 some really like vague like first name that. Oh my god, 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.240 it was like ashle Lee but l e I g h. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.000 Yeah that was it for like five minutes. But thank 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:03.960 god I didn't do that. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.080 That's awful. I wanted to be Mitch Allen because my 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:07.840 middle name is Allen. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:08.880 Mitch. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.319 Yeah, but Mitch Allen sounds better. 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.760 There's no famous Mitch's full though. It doesn't matter the 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:14.200 last name. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.120 Mitch can be a famous name. It's all about the 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.640 same was Mitch Markson. 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.880 That's cool now, bullshit, it's all in the first name, 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.600 like Shania Twain could not be Eileen Twain. But you 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:23.880 have to change the name. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:25.680 That's good. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:26.640 I've got one as well. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:31.040 Pree Larson, Pree Lason. The woman that you're obsessed with. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:37.120 No, she's an actress. It's Briann Sidoni. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.600 So Briann, it's it's it stems from her. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.080 That you wanted it to be, Bree Benson. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:44.880 It's got a nice ring to it. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.440 It does the rolls off the time. Okay, I think 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.560 we should get into my is Just Me? Second one 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:54.640 of the year. Were ready hit me with it is 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:59.760 Just Me? So I read this over the weekend and i' 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.480 I thought this about myself? Is it just me? Or 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:09.920 did you think the only way to consciously think was 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.520 to have an internal monologue? 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.880 I saw something about this the other day that there's like, 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.520 there's like two types of thinkers. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.800 Well, there's apparently quite a few, and I want to 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.080 see what we all are. So there are type A, 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.040 which is the majority, which is people who think in 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.240 an internal monologue. So you watch a movie and someone 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.320 is killing someone right in their head, they're playing the 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.200 dialogue going I shouldn't be doing this, Oh my god, 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.760 how am I going to bury the body? That's how 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.240 I think, Not about ax killers, right, but I think 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.040 right now when I'm thinking about what I'm doing next 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.840 with the sound effects, Mitchell in my head's going all right, 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.840 have this this, this, this, this this. Other people see 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.800 pictures and images and numbers. They don't hear a voice, 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.200 they just see it and it is that. That's apparently 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.000 how it comes across. So don't tell me. I want 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.680 to set it up. I've got I've matched music to 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.160 how I assume you all think. And I'm like you, 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.240 I'm going to give you a topic and i'd be 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:59.160 like you just think about it, but think out loud. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.880 That says what type of thinking you are that you've 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.560 matched music to it. How very abstract of you. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.160 Well, I'm going to go into Mitch Kombs's mind. Okay, okay, 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.400 just close your eyes, Welcome aboard, and I'm going to 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.520 give you a topic and you were going to just 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.680 think about it. It's very mundane and this will show 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.520 me how you think. Okay, it's Mitchell Kurmis going into 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:26.320 his mind and to Mitchell Kumbs's brain. What's going on 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.920 in theres me sounds like an okay, night class while 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:31.800 we're back to the yogre's home. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:40.880 Jesus, if that what that music was representing your yoga? 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.120 Your brain? Yeah, this is yoga and. 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:46.160 Can because I were thinking about my pilates class yesterday. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:47.480 That's really weird that you did that. 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.680 Okay, let's do that. Ready, you're at home, you have 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.720 a pilates class in twenty minutes, and you're just getting ready, 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.400