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Speaker 1: This is jam Ny san Were jonesy Well, Denise Scott

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Speaker 1: and Judith Lucy know the whole world, the whole country,

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Speaker 1: Let's say maybe not. The world is wondering how did

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Speaker 1: they cope with a global pandemic and the endless lockdowns

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Speaker 1: in his last two years. Turns out they're in lockdown together,

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Speaker 1: dealing with the same big questions. Well maybe at the

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Speaker 1: same time. Were they locked in one room together? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Denise Scott's here, Were you in one room together? Denise?

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the magic of theater, Amanda and Jones,

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Speaker 2: because we decided to write a piece where we pretend

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Speaker 2: that we spent lockdown in a room together. We like

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Speaker 2: to call it Brett Meats Flying High. That's that's sort

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Speaker 2: of faul the breadth of things so good. I know,

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Speaker 2: I know. We've written a play sort of, and I

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Speaker 2: have to tell you that it features singing as usual,

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Speaker 2: with nice singing, not one, not two, but three dancers,

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Speaker 2: three dance spectaculars, and a lot of poignancy, what we

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Speaker 2: like to call poignancy. It's a very moving show. And

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Speaker 2: the thing is we can't dance, we can't act, we

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Speaker 2: can't sing, but we don't let.

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Speaker 3: That stop us, and you're doing a show.

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Speaker 1: This is great, so admitable. I like the fact that

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Speaker 1: the set is two large comfortable armchairs. Is this are

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Speaker 1: you getting lazy? Or is this just this? Is just no?

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Speaker 2: No, no no. In fact, the last show we did

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Speaker 2: was called Disappointments, and we did it from beds. This

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Speaker 2: show because of mainly because of my acid reflux, we're

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Speaker 2: to move well.

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Speaker 3: I saw, I saw Disappointment and I loved it, of course.

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Speaker 3: And I loved when someone chucked a bow screening test

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Speaker 3: up on stage, like, forget Tom Jones with underpants, you're

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Speaker 3: getting a bow screening test.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right. It was quite incredible this and it

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Speaker 2: turned out he was a lawyer, a man in a suit.

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Speaker 2: We don't call for things to be thrown at us

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Speaker 2: in our show. Sometimes it just happens. And he had

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Speaker 2: He's not obviously he hadn't done the King put a

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Speaker 2: little specimen in, but he had the whole kitten kaboodle,

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Speaker 2: and for some reason felt compelled to just throw it

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Speaker 2: and share it with us in a frenzied, excited way.

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Speaker 3: But also he took it along with him to a show.

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Speaker 3: Who would Actually, that's straight but at.

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Speaker 1: Least it wasn't like Tom Jones where he threw the

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Speaker 1: undies up and asked you to hand them in for

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Speaker 1: a test. Dreadful.

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Speaker 3: And in the meantime, we're wondering where Judith Lucy is

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Speaker 3: because we've got you on the Zoom meeting, but we

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Speaker 3: haven't got Jude. Is she okay?

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Speaker 2: This is interesting? I don't know. And look there has

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Speaker 2: been oh shall we say a rift? So who knows?

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Speaker 2: Because what happened was Judith got I really need her

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Speaker 2: here to tell the story because she gets so angry

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Speaker 2: and it's so funny to watch her gets so very angry.

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Speaker 2: But what happened was we were at Adelaide Fringe performing

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Speaker 2: Judith got COVID and went down so badly on a Thursday,

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Speaker 2: about five o'clock she had to go to hospital. And

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Speaker 2: I know, and as she says, now she's moved this

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Speaker 2: into the stage show. And where would where do you

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Speaker 2: think her friend Scotty as in me, wouldn't be What

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Speaker 2: do you think a friend would be doing knowing that

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Speaker 2: their best friend is in hospital, were possibly going to

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Speaker 2: die or be put on a ventilator.

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Speaker 1: You'd be visiting her in that helping her somehow.

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Speaker 2: Of course, of course I would be in my normal state,

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Speaker 2: but I was. I got this call from our management

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Speaker 2: going do a rap test. If it's negative, get out now,

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Speaker 2: get out on the It was like being you know,

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Speaker 2: copped it out of Sigone. It was all panic stations

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Speaker 2: and I just did it. I flew out o'clock fly.

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Speaker 2: I canceled the week shows and then Judith messages me

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Speaker 2: at midnight and says, Adelaide, you know I've been released

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Speaker 2: from hospital. Finally, could you drop a sleeping tablet? Because

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Speaker 2: I'm the drug meal right, could you drop a sleeping

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Speaker 2: tablet outside my door?

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Speaker 1: I need to said I've gone home.

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Speaker 2: Yes. I had to text her back and say sorry, Judas,

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Speaker 2: I'm in bed back in Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: It was horrible. It was horrible. I couldn't believe I'd

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Speaker 2: done it.

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Speaker 1: Grudge much.

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Speaker 2: This could be why Judith is a no show at it.

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Speaker 3: Do you think he's just at it with me?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: The show just sounds Fanny, it sounds great.

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Speaker 3: What's not to like about this show? It does. If

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Speaker 3: you want anyone to throw something up on stage because

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Speaker 3: I want to come and see this show.

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Speaker 1: Do you want some Tiffany's what do you need what.

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Speaker 2: Do you need?

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Speaker 3: Do you want to do you want a United Australia

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Speaker 3: party hat or something like that?

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Speaker 2: Or we love wine, but possibly a full wine bobble

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Speaker 2: being thrown if you just.

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Speaker 1: Place it, or some chocks, throw some chocolates your way.

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh my goodness, here's some skin care products.

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Speaker 1: All right, we've got the word out.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, and I've got to tell you that we do.

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Speaker 2: I think another selling point is the costumes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, goods skimpy.

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Speaker 2: Actually wear full crochet, well full crochet, hear at some point,

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Speaker 2: and I did the crochet. Really, I'm a crochet so

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Speaker 2: and we need we, you know, budget for tight budget.

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Speaker 2: So I was swipping up.

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Speaker 1: Do we get to see your type budgets in them?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm thinking if like you lose Judith you've got.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to sit in an armchair next. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: blame you for leaving town if I got COVID.

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Speaker 2: Well, Judith was very threatened by you, Amanda. You know that,

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Speaker 2: and we had our little time together.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: With the Stars eighty eight versions ago. But Judith was

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Speaker 2: very threatened by you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it pleases me to hear it. And I'm happy

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Speaker 1: to come and work with you at any time if

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Speaker 1: I have my own armchair.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you'll definitely have an arm chair.

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Speaker 1: Well, will definitely be in the audience. Jones will be

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Speaker 1: throwing his underpants. I'll be throwing chocolates. Don't mistake that

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Speaker 1: for a bowel testing.

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Speaker 3: Don't get that kissed up. Denise. It's always great to

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Speaker 3: talk to you. I hopefully will catch up with Judas

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Speaker 3: at some stage. Still here is there's what the show

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Speaker 3: is called, tickets and dates. Head to comedy dot com

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Speaker 3: dot a that's a broad internet platforms and just comedy.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is. And it's the hot look. Well

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Speaker 2: it's Australia. But you know, I think you're right when

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Speaker 2: you started to say the whole world is wondering about

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Speaker 2: because I think international is where we're heading to next.

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Speaker 1: Naturally, so go and see them before they go international.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Denise, Denise, thank

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Speaker 2: You, thank you,