WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Twin Powers Activate! 0:00:05.140 --> 0:00:06.340 You ready to jam? 0:00:08.890 --> 0:00:10.170 Everybody online. 0:00:12.430 --> 0:00:12.629 Show. 0:00:12.650 --> 0:00:13.670 Gorgeous Amanda. 0:00:13.710 --> 0:00:15.970 Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline. 0:00:16.050 --> 0:00:17.700 It hurts, but someone's got to do it. 0:00:17.730 --> 0:00:18.590 Bad Amanda. 0:00:18.670 --> 0:00:19.810 Bad, bad Amanda. 0:00:19.829 --> 0:00:21.070 All right, I've got to see Jonesy. 0:00:21.130 --> 0:00:22.970 And the virile Jonesy. 0:00:23.010 --> 0:00:23.550 What a creep. 0:00:23.570 --> 0:00:26.330 I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. 0:00:26.350 --> 0:00:28.540 Stay in school and learn in school. 0:00:28.910 --> 0:00:29.480 Yeah, okay. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:30.840 Out of the way, Toby. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.720 Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you would never forget. 0:00:33.900 --> 0:00:34.640 It's showtime time. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:38.420 Good afternoon, Amanda. How are you today? 0:00:39.450 --> 0:00:40.050 Is that a song? 0:00:40.610 --> 0:00:43.130 It's a song I've called Good Afternoon, Amanda, How Are 0:00:43.150 --> 0:00:43.449 You Today? 0:00:43.490 --> 0:00:46.199 How's the rest of it go? I'm thrilled to know. No, no, no. 0:00:46.420 --> 0:00:49.739 Good afternoon, Amanda, how are you today? It's a work 0:00:49.780 --> 0:00:50.200 in progress. 0:00:50.220 --> 0:00:52.880 It ends with hey. Hey, I got given, speaking of hey, 0:00:53.460 --> 0:00:54.400 I've got a gift for you. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:55.380 For me? 0:00:55.500 --> 0:00:55.740 Yes. 0:00:56.420 --> 0:00:59.180 You know how that time you were at the shops. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.190 It's not from Kylie Minogue, is it? 0:01:01.210 --> 0:01:01.270 No. 0:01:01.370 --> 0:01:03.570 This isn't an oversized T-shirt that doesn't fit you and 0:01:03.590 --> 0:01:05.130 you're outraged that she doesn't know your size. 0:01:05.150 --> 0:01:06.630 I haven't seen her for some time in the flesh. 0:01:06.690 --> 0:01:08.550 I hope she doesn't think that I've ballooned. 0:01:08.830 --> 0:01:08.990 No. 0:01:09.420 --> 0:01:13.100 I think you're okay. But when that time you went 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.959 to the shop, you're putting your trolley away, what was 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:17.839 in the trolley and you took it home, you ate it, 0:01:18.060 --> 0:01:21.620 you fed your family a cooked chook that someone had 0:01:21.690 --> 0:01:24.450 left behind in a shopping trolley. Well, look what's been 0:01:24.490 --> 0:01:28.649 released now. I'm giving this to you. How great is this? 0:01:28.730 --> 0:01:30.990 It's the bachelor's handbag, an actual bag. 0:01:31.150 --> 0:01:31.450 Yeah. 0:01:31.750 --> 0:01:33.990 It's like I'm going to keep mine as a handbag, 0:01:34.050 --> 0:01:35.410 but you can put this on the back of your 0:01:35.430 --> 0:01:38.410 bike in case you come across something I don't know, 0:01:38.490 --> 0:01:41.190 a discarded chicken designed for another family. 0:01:41.209 --> 0:01:41.589 Yeah. 0:01:41.630 --> 0:01:42.930 And you want to take it home and feed it 0:01:42.950 --> 0:01:43.630 to yours. 0:01:43.750 --> 0:01:46.080 I take umbrage, not with the gift. Thank you. That's nice. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.680 It wasn't discarded. It was neglected. It was a neglected chicken. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:51.900 It was forgotten because someone's going to go, oh, hang on. 0:01:52.020 --> 0:01:53.650 I'll just turn around and get my chicken. 0:01:53.670 --> 0:01:54.530 They weren't coming back. 0:01:54.570 --> 0:01:55.090 Hang on a minute. 0:01:55.110 --> 0:01:58.210 They weren't coming back. They would have gone home and. 0:01:58.830 --> 0:02:00.690 They would have looked in the shopping and I've got, oh, 0:02:00.730 --> 0:02:03.900 where's the chicken? Somewhere between the local shops and their home, 0:02:04.060 --> 0:02:05.220 the chicken's gone missing. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:06.850 Children, go and find it. 0:02:07.300 --> 0:02:08.720 You know what, I'm an opportunist. 0:02:08.740 --> 0:02:10.260 No, let me just ask you this. What would have 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.899 been your time cut off? Like you said the chicken 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:14.440 was only 20 minutes old because you looked at the 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.400 time stamp. Would an hour have been too much? 0:02:16.419 --> 0:02:18.360 Is this coming at ICAC inquiry? 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.090 Well, for a man who doesn't like congeal. 0:02:21.450 --> 0:02:23.369 Yeah, I looked at the time stamp and I've been 0:02:23.389 --> 0:02:24.030 there for 20 minutes. 0:02:24.050 --> 0:02:25.230 How long would have been too long? 0:02:26.530 --> 0:02:28.160 An hour at best. Oh, my goodness. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.520 You would have taken a chicken that was discarded an 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:32.420 hour before. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:33.500 Yeah, hours okay. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.060 Well, when you go for a picnic that you seem 0:02:36.100 --> 0:02:38.400 to like to do, you take chicken along with you 0:02:38.940 --> 0:02:41.990 and that's bereft of refrigeration. 0:02:42.370 --> 0:02:45.429 But I've sourced it. I know where I've got it from. 0:02:46.169 --> 0:02:47.690 I've purchased it for starters. 0:02:47.710 --> 0:02:47.790 Okay. 0:02:48.270 --> 0:02:51.150 And I have a level of control over the situation. 0:02:51.169 --> 0:02:52.810 Me just finding it there. 0:02:52.830 --> 0:02:54.530 I feel like I should be speaking on one of 0:02:54.550 --> 0:02:55.930 those stick microphones. 0:02:56.169 --> 0:02:57.090 Like a press conference. 0:02:57.110 --> 0:02:59.590 With a little glass of water next to me. 0:02:59.850 --> 0:03:02.610 And your hands should shake as you're answering the questions. 0:03:03.010 --> 0:03:03.790 About this chicken. 0:03:03.810 --> 0:03:06.350 I put it to you. Anyway, there's a bachelor's handbag 0:03:06.380 --> 0:03:08.889 for you to be getting on with. Actually, Anita, who's 0:03:08.930 --> 0:03:11.589 a Canadian, was calling it the gentleman's handbag. I think 0:03:11.610 --> 0:03:13.660 you'll find it's the bachelor's handbag. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:14.660 It's a great bag. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:18.080 It's insulation. I'm going to use it as an actual handbag. 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:20.300 It's a satchel, almost. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:20.860 It's a satchel. 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.859 Like Indiana Jones. And he was an opportunist. 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:24.880 He got a takeaway chook. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:26.440 He stole heaps of stuff. 0:03:27.370 --> 0:03:29.790 You can't get those orbs. Why don't you get a chook? 0:03:30.150 --> 0:03:34.290 He was always nicking stuff. We have an action-packed show today. Thursday, 0:03:34.450 --> 0:03:36.530 we do enjoy our hot lap. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:38.480 Although yesterday we sort of, you know. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:40.760 Let's face it, we're going to give it away no 0:03:40.780 --> 0:03:43.660 matter what happens. But also double A chattery is a 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.980 really interesting one today for, everyone can listen obviously, but 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.970 particularly for women. It's changed how I feel about my 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.730 bladder and I'm retraining my bladder. 0:03:53.770 --> 0:03:54.350 Instagram. 0:03:54.370 --> 0:03:55.670 Forget how to train your dragon. 0:03:55.710 --> 0:03:58.350 Makes its return and we can't do anything until we 0:03:58.370 --> 0:04:00.660 do the fast five. Would you like to play? Of 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:01.120 course you would. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.720 Damnation. How fast can this thing go? 0:04:04.780 --> 0:04:05.840 Faster than the. 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:06.460 Speed of light. 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:07.650 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:04:07.690 --> 0:04:07.870 Stop. 0:04:09.060 --> 0:04:11.440 Time for the Fast Five. Five questions. Can you go 0:04:11.460 --> 0:04:13.520 all the way and answer all five questions correctly? That 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.219 new bachelor's handbag you gave me, the Woolworths chicken bag. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:16.559 Yeah. 0:04:16.820 --> 0:04:20.500 It's perfect for stashing a long neck of beer in 0:04:20.540 --> 0:04:22.300 there and no one knows it's in there. 0:04:22.620 --> 0:04:24.200 I do now. We all know now because you. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.020 Just told us. But you could walk Johnny down the 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:27.310 street and people would just think. 0:04:27.290 --> 0:04:30.029 You're going home. Look, there goes Johnny down the street. 0:04:30.070 --> 0:04:31.530 Just going home to feed your family. 0:04:31.570 --> 0:04:33.910 I wonder where he stole that chicken from, they'll say. 0:04:33.930 --> 0:04:36.789 No, you've got a stash of refreshment in there. That's 0:04:36.810 --> 0:04:38.310 probably the greatest gift you've ever given me. 0:04:38.430 --> 0:04:38.950 You're welcome. 0:04:39.710 --> 0:04:41.650 Emma is in Sandhurst. Hello, Emma. 0:04:42.990 --> 0:04:45.890 Hello. Hi, Emma. We haven't even told you your prize. 0:04:45.930 --> 0:04:48.430 If you get question five right, you're going to get 0:04:48.470 --> 0:04:51.469 an unlimited 12-month amazing plan. So let's see if we 0:04:51.490 --> 0:04:53.570 can get you there. You ready to kick off? 0:04:55.010 --> 0:04:55.870 Sounds good. 0:04:55.990 --> 0:04:56.250 All right. 0:04:56.510 --> 0:05:00.330 Question one. Which famous Gothic horror novel did Bram Stoker write? 0:05:02.310 --> 0:05:02.770 God. 0:05:02.790 --> 0:05:02.860 God. 0:05:04.540 --> 0:05:05.240 No idea, I'm out. 0:05:05.260 --> 0:05:07.260 Oh, sorry, Emma. 0:05:07.740 --> 0:05:08.780 Ryan is in Penzhurst. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:09.419 Hello, Ryan. 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.539 Hi, how are you going? 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.900 Very well, thank you. Bram Stoker wrote a famous gothic 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:15.460 horror novel. 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:15.990 What was it? 0:05:17.180 --> 0:05:17.580 Dracula. 0:05:17.690 --> 0:05:18.230 Dracula. 0:05:18.290 --> 0:05:19.120 Dracula. 0:05:19.970 --> 0:05:25.390 Or, when he gives you a wedgie, Jocula. 0:05:25.430 --> 0:05:26.490 That's actually very funny. 0:05:26.610 --> 0:05:29.470 Oh, that's the first time you have ever spontaneously laughed 0:05:29.510 --> 0:05:30.050 at me, ever. 0:05:30.210 --> 0:05:32.570 Today, you've given me a gift, now you're making me laugh. 0:05:33.180 --> 0:05:33.660 Wow. 0:05:33.779 --> 0:05:34.320 What is this? 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.060 What is this? 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:36.040 Am I having a stroke? 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.120 No, I'm not doing that. That's three things. 0:05:41.670 --> 0:05:43.250 Let's play Cover Me. 0:05:43.390 --> 0:05:43.810 Cover me. 0:05:43.950 --> 0:05:44.390 Cover me. 0:05:44.670 --> 0:05:46.350 Cover me. 0:05:46.370 --> 0:05:47.489 I got you covered, boss. 0:05:47.570 --> 0:05:51.690 Ryan, this is a country cover by Steven Seagulls. Is 0:05:51.870 --> 0:05:53.410 that instead of Steven Seagull? 0:05:53.430 --> 0:05:54.490 Yeah. 0:05:54.510 --> 0:05:55.270 Of which song? 0:05:55.990 --> 0:06:00.969 Went down the highway, broke the limits, we hit the town. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:08.080 Any ideas there, Ryan? 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:09.000 Fight for your life? 0:06:09.940 --> 0:06:10.080 Oh! 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:11.070 Fight for your life? 0:06:11.430 --> 0:06:11.930 No, no. 0:06:11.990 --> 0:06:13.090 You're thinking Beastie Boys. 0:06:13.150 --> 0:06:15.110 I would have thought instantly that you would know the 0:06:15.170 --> 0:06:17.390 answer to that, but no, to no avail. 0:06:17.830 --> 0:06:19.349 Ryan, let's just have a listen to it again. 0:06:19.430 --> 0:06:25.810 Went down the highway, broke the limits, we hit the town. 0:06:25.850 --> 0:06:27.350 Went through the Texas. 0:06:27.850 --> 0:06:28.810 Yeah, Texas and. 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.940 Go Steve and Seagulls. 0:06:32.940 --> 0:06:33.020 13.55.22. 0:06:33.020 --> 0:06:35.520 Why don't you give us a call? Have a crack 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:46.020 at the Fast Five. Fast Five's going very well. We 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:47.190 are up to question number? 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.370 Number two. And this is going to Mick in Warrimoo. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:50.950 Hello, Mick. 0:06:51.910 --> 0:06:53.289 How are you, Jonesy and Amanda? 0:06:53.350 --> 0:06:54.010 Very well. 0:06:54.029 --> 0:06:55.370 We're going to play Cover Me. 0:06:55.390 --> 0:06:56.290 Cover Me. 0:06:56.510 --> 0:06:58.130 Cover Me. 0:06:58.150 --> 0:06:59.310 I got you covered, boss. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:04.849 So this is a country cover by Steve and Seagulls. 0:07:04.870 --> 0:07:07.310 See if you can guess what song it is. 0:07:07.529 --> 0:07:13.970 We pretty much give it away. Mick, I think. Do 0:07:13.990 --> 0:07:27.600 you know the song, Mick? I heard this song the 0:07:27.620 --> 0:07:29.200 other day on one of the reels on Facebook. 0:07:29.220 --> 0:07:30.260 It's Thunderstruck. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:30.920 Yeah! 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.490 Thank you, Bri. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:41.890 The groom of the stool was a high-ranking English official 0:07:42.010 --> 0:07:45.670 responsible for assisting the monarch with what? Was it A, 0:07:46.130 --> 0:07:51.210 maintenance of the throne, B, their bodily functions, or C, 0:07:51.690 --> 0:07:53.330 grooming the royal horses? 0:07:53.370 --> 0:07:55.600 The groom of the stool, was it A, B, or C? 0:07:57.870 --> 0:07:58.890 The groom of the stool. 0:07:58.910 --> 0:08:01.090 I want to go with the throne. 0:08:01.110 --> 0:08:04.170 No, it wasn't maintenance of the throne. 0:08:04.930 --> 0:08:05.730 Shannon's immortal. 0:08:05.810 --> 0:08:08.550 Hello, Shannon. How are you? 0:08:08.730 --> 0:08:09.270 Very well. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:13.800 The groom of the stool. This is a job that 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:17.420 was very prestigious. It was a high-ranking English official responsible 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.600 for assisting the monarch with what? Was it their bodily 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.940 functions or grooming the royal horses? 0:08:24.530 --> 0:08:25.490 The bodily function. 0:08:25.550 --> 0:08:29.810 It was. And it was because they were with the monarch, 0:08:29.870 --> 0:08:33.230 the king, in his most intimate moments. They got all 0:08:33.270 --> 0:08:36.790 the goss. You know, talk about spilling the tea. They 0:08:37.380 --> 0:08:40.440 were a confidant of the monarch, and therefore it was 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.500 a highly prestigious position. So you did have to look 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:44.339 after his bot bot. 0:08:45.540 --> 0:08:46.439 But he can. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.240 Do it himself. No, they didn't. And Harry VIII was huge. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:51.000 Oh, he was dreadful. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.620 No, they didn't look after themselves. That's the point. 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:55.819 So King Charles did all this? 0:08:55.860 --> 0:08:59.340 No, King Charles can look after himself. We're talking about historically. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:00.940 The modern kings don't have a groom of the stool. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.140 Well, he's got those big fat fingers. It'd be hard 0:09:02.179 --> 0:09:02.939 with the old fly. 0:09:03.140 --> 0:09:07.060 They don't have grooms of the stool now. Well, you 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:07.900 think of applying. 0:09:08.860 --> 0:09:11.040 Yeah, why wouldn't I? Naturally. 0:09:11.070 --> 0:09:13.590 I've got a sponge. I've got a stick. I'm ready 0:09:13.610 --> 0:09:15.610 to go. It's a natural move from media. 0:09:17.250 --> 0:09:20.990 What breed of dog is Gromit from Wallace and Gromit, Shannon? 0:09:21.010 --> 0:09:21.430 Oh, wow. 0:09:23.340 --> 0:09:24.660 Oh, he is. 0:09:30.790 --> 0:09:32.650 I can picture him, but I don't know what breed 0:09:32.690 --> 0:09:33.150 it would be. 0:09:33.230 --> 0:09:35.130 No, I wouldn't know. Marnie's in Coburg. 0:09:35.490 --> 0:09:36.150 Hello, Marnie. 0:09:36.790 --> 0:09:37.410 Hello. 0:09:37.690 --> 0:09:40.670 So you know Gromit from Wallace and Gromit, the dog? 0:09:41.150 --> 0:09:41.429 Yes. 0:09:41.620 --> 0:09:42.790 What breed of dog was he? 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:44.300 He's a beagle. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.780 He's a beagle in the same way Snoopy's a beagle. Really? 0:09:47.340 --> 0:09:49.640 In that he kind of looks like that. Neither of 0:09:49.660 --> 0:09:50.280 them look like beagles. 0:09:50.300 --> 0:09:51.540 Which one's Wallace and which one's Gromit? 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.060 Well, Gromit is the dog, as we've just established here. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:58.580 And Wallace is the human. Snoopy was a beagle. 0:09:58.780 --> 0:09:59.000 Yeah. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:01.320 Are you okay? 0:10:01.340 --> 0:10:01.860 I have no further. 0:10:01.900 --> 0:10:03.540 Have you started writing your job application? 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:05.980 I have no further questions, Your Honour. 0:10:06.020 --> 0:10:06.820 Question five. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:07.260 Here we go, Marnie. 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:08.060 This is for you, Marnie. 0:10:08.100 --> 0:10:08.660 This is you. 0:10:08.710 --> 0:10:11.050 The Australian men's cricket team are set to face which 0:10:11.130 --> 0:10:13.929 country in a three-test series starting tomorrow? 0:10:18.490 --> 0:10:18.910 Bangladesh. 0:10:19.380 --> 0:10:20.620 No. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.079 Am I right? Is this the first time they've been 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:24.860 back to this place since a certain thing? 0:10:25.780 --> 0:10:28.400 I don't know. Is it? Yes. Well, we'll explain more 0:10:28.420 --> 0:10:29.620 when we've given you the answer. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.750 Okay. Jo's in Oran Park. 0:10:31.770 --> 0:10:32.150 Hello, Jo. 0:10:33.170 --> 0:10:33.349 Hello. 0:10:33.370 --> 0:10:34.929 How are you going, guys? Very well. Great, Jo. 0:10:34.990 --> 0:10:37.170 So the men's cricket team, who are they facing? Where 0:10:37.190 --> 0:10:39.510 are they going for their three-test series that starts tomorrow? 0:10:40.630 --> 0:10:41.949 That would be South Africa. 0:10:41.970 --> 0:10:43.410 South Africa. Is that the first time they've been there 0:10:43.429 --> 0:10:45.150 since apartheid? No. 0:10:45.500 --> 0:10:47.500 No, not that incident. No, the sandpaper gate. 0:10:47.820 --> 0:10:48.720 Oh, is that where that happened? 0:10:48.740 --> 0:10:49.020 Yeah. Yeah. 0:10:49.410 --> 0:10:50.480 Well, we've got Bunnings here. 0:10:51.540 --> 0:10:53.500 Do you think the South Africans will let that go, Jo? 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:57.439 I think they'll either way. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.630 No, I think they'll... I think they'll remind us. 0:10:59.660 --> 0:11:01.620 I think they'll be leaning right into that one. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.490 Jo, congratulations. You've won the jam pack. It's all coming 0:11:04.510 --> 0:11:08.590 your way. An unlimited 12-month Amazim plan. Escape your pricey 0:11:08.610 --> 0:11:12.130 telco with great mobile deals at Amazim. 0:11:12.350 --> 0:11:13.170 Jo, thank you. 0:11:13.770 --> 0:11:14.250 Oh, wow. 0:11:14.429 --> 0:11:14.729 Cool. 0:11:14.809 --> 0:11:15.349 Thank you. 0:11:15.610 --> 0:11:16.230 Thank you, Joe. 0:11:16.250 --> 0:11:19.270 You, like Joe, could play the Fast Five, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:11:19.530 --> 0:11:22.650 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:23.290 our socials. 0:11:23.510 --> 0:11:24.620 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:11:24.660 --> 0:11:26.380 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.220 I love Thursday, Thursday afternoon or Friday, Junior, as we 0:11:29.260 --> 0:11:32.540 call it, because, well, it's Sneaky Pie Thursday. You can 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:33.079 have a pie. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:34.229 Sneaky Pie Thursday. 0:11:34.250 --> 0:11:34.760 Sneaky Pie Thursday. 0:11:34.830 --> 0:11:35.410 It rolls off the tongue. 0:11:35.630 --> 0:11:36.890 Well, because you go and sneak it out of the 0:11:36.929 --> 0:11:42.330 little bain-marie. And you might have a beer because it's Friday, Junior. 0:11:42.590 --> 0:11:45.390 And AA Chattery drops today. This is a podcast you 0:11:45.429 --> 0:11:48.069 do with your forensic psychologist friend, Anita McGregor. 0:11:48.350 --> 0:11:51.700 Well, yes, it's not so much about forensic psychology. Well, 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:55.840 it really is. But this time, AA Chattery, it drops, 0:11:55.900 --> 0:11:58.340 as you said, drops your DAX because we're hoping not 0:11:58.380 --> 0:12:00.500 to wet them. That's a roundabout way of saying we're 0:12:00.540 --> 0:12:04.420 talking to a woman who has actually changed my life 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:10.540 since this interview. Her name is Rasheen. And she is 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:14.380 a female physiotherapist, but she's known in England as the 0:12:14.450 --> 0:12:18.920 leaks lady. Many women have bladder issues. Let's just say it. 0:12:18.929 --> 0:12:21.390 There's nothing embarrassing about it, particularly after you have children. 0:12:21.410 --> 0:12:23.469 There's a couple of issues that are going on. I 0:12:23.510 --> 0:12:25.230 often joke that my bladder is the size of a 0:12:25.250 --> 0:12:26.870 budgerigar's bladder and I have to go to the toilet 0:12:26.890 --> 0:12:31.340 every 20 seconds. I am retraining myself. to not do 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:32.720 that and it's already working. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.670 It affects men though as well, doesn't it? 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.050 Well, I don't know how the men's anatomy works. So 0:12:37.070 --> 0:12:39.109 we're not talking, maybe it's a male bladder the same, 0:12:39.130 --> 0:12:40.770 but I'll tell you what the different, I'll tell you 0:12:40.809 --> 0:12:41.670 what she told us. 0:12:41.690 --> 0:12:42.010 Okay. 0:12:42.030 --> 0:12:45.089 Because everyone's told when you have babies or even if 0:12:45.130 --> 0:12:48.290 you don't, to do your Kegel exercises. These exercises where 0:12:48.330 --> 0:12:51.500 you contract your pelvic floor muscles to tighten them so 0:12:51.540 --> 0:12:54.319 you don't have leakage. Leakage is one thing, the kind 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.059 of thing if you sneeze and you wear your pants 0:12:56.100 --> 0:12:59.360 and stuff like that. But urgency is another thing where 0:12:59.380 --> 0:13:01.750 you constantly feel like I might have to go to 0:13:01.790 --> 0:13:05.500 the toilet. And they're two different things. And this is 0:13:05.510 --> 0:13:06.600 what I found fascinating. 0:13:06.980 --> 0:13:10.460 So the bladder is a muscle. Think of it like 0:13:10.580 --> 0:13:15.280 a muscular balloon. And it loves a habit. 0:13:15.580 --> 0:13:16.420 It really does. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.679 And over time, we usually get into bad habits. Now, 0:13:20.780 --> 0:13:23.260 I am not blaming anybody for this. It's a really 0:13:23.300 --> 0:13:24.020 natural thing. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:24.940 You've come home. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.750 You've put your keys in the bowl, dropped off your bag. Oh, actually, yeah, 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:31.380 I need the loo. And you pop to the loo. Now, 0:13:31.820 --> 0:13:36.290 over time, that can turn into this, you get to 0:13:36.330 --> 0:13:37.670 the front door, you get your key out and you're 0:13:37.710 --> 0:13:41.170 about to wet yourself because you just can't wait anymore 0:13:41.210 --> 0:13:45.170 to go to the toilet. So it's about breaking that 0:13:45.190 --> 0:13:49.929 habit and retraining your bladder to chill when you get home, basically. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:53.360 Because what she said is that your bladder is constantly 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.700 filling and when it's like a third full, you get 0:13:56.720 --> 0:14:00.780 a subliminal message or subconscious message your body is telling 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.280 your brain, your bladder is telling your brain, hey, we're 0:14:02.300 --> 0:14:04.700 about a third full. Then it might be a half full. 0:14:04.830 --> 0:14:06.089 You might get a little bit more of a message, 0:14:06.140 --> 0:14:08.250 but you're not supposed to be aware of that yet. 0:14:08.650 --> 0:14:12.850 When it gets about two thirds full, then you may 0:14:12.910 --> 0:14:15.890 become aware that, yes, sooner or later, I might have 0:14:15.910 --> 0:14:18.810 to empty my bladder. You shouldn't know about it until then. 0:14:19.310 --> 0:14:22.410 But we have trained our brains to suddenly be aware 0:14:22.450 --> 0:14:24.410 of it at the first moment. And we've trained it 0:14:24.490 --> 0:14:27.110 by doing those kinds of things. You walk inside, you 0:14:27.150 --> 0:14:28.470 put your keys in the bowl, quick, I have to 0:14:28.510 --> 0:14:30.350 go to the toilet. You do a wee while you're 0:14:30.370 --> 0:14:32.430 in the shower. So you're here running water. Quick, my 0:14:32.450 --> 0:14:35.170 bladder needs emptying. I'll do a preemptive wee before I 0:14:35.190 --> 0:14:37.630 get in my car. You're training your bladder that the 0:14:37.670 --> 0:14:40.000 moment it's got a little bit in it, you need 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.000 to empty it. And if you think, well, there was 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.820 some in there, that's because it's constantly filling. But this 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:46.970 has changed how I think at night. If I wake 0:14:47.020 --> 0:14:48.850 up and think, oh, do I need to go to 0:14:48.890 --> 0:14:52.790 the loo? I tell myself, no, your bladder has got 0:14:52.810 --> 0:14:54.810 a little bit in it, but it shouldn't be full yet. 0:14:55.110 --> 0:14:58.250 You don't need to. And I've been going back to sleep. 0:14:58.290 --> 0:14:59.390 You actively say this. 0:14:59.550 --> 0:15:03.570 Yeah, I do. I'm retraining my bladder. And in the meantime, 0:15:03.970 --> 0:15:06.490 while you're training it, she gives us steps as well 0:15:06.550 --> 0:15:09.180 to do. in that urgency that if you're heading towards 0:15:09.220 --> 0:15:10.640 the door and you've got your keys out and you 0:15:10.660 --> 0:15:13.260 think you're going to wet yourself, she said walk backwards 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.360 in the last little bit if it's safe, walk backwards, 0:15:15.900 --> 0:15:18.680 or use your non-dominant hand to open the door. Trick 0:15:18.730 --> 0:15:22.810 your brain into not thinking about it because it's wiring. 0:15:22.890 --> 0:15:25.890 It's your bladder giving your brain a message and you 0:15:25.950 --> 0:15:28.510 can change it. Obviously, if you have a massively full bladder, 0:15:28.530 --> 0:15:31.340 that's a different story. But most of the time, it's 0:15:31.410 --> 0:15:35.320 just you've trained your body that this equals that. And 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.140 you can retrain it. I found it incredible. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.360 And it's just those little triggers. I'll remember that at 0:15:40.420 --> 0:15:42.300 my next swingers party when I put my keys in 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:42.620 the bowl. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:48.990 Oh, look, he's wet himself. But it's absolutely fascinating. It 0:15:49.030 --> 0:15:51.970 has changed my life and I'm retraining my bladder. 0:15:52.050 --> 0:15:53.630 That's the beauty of AA Chattery. 0:15:53.670 --> 0:15:54.210 It really is. 0:15:54.230 --> 0:15:56.530 It drops today. Check it out at the iHeartRadio or 0:15:56.550 --> 0:15:58.070 wherever you get your podcasts. 0:15:58.110 --> 0:15:58.310 Right. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.380 Double A Chattery dot com dot au. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:00.900 Jam. 0:16:00.940 --> 0:16:04.560 Jam Nation. This man is an old member of my 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.330 alma mater. Is that what we say? We went to 0:16:06.350 --> 0:16:06.970 university together. 0:16:06.990 --> 0:16:07.830 You went to uni together. 0:16:08.050 --> 0:16:11.390 But forget that. He's a heaps wicked brainiac. Chris Hammer. 0:16:11.730 --> 0:16:14.990 He's one of Australia's biggest crime writers. He's behind books 0:16:15.050 --> 0:16:19.570 including Scrublands, Trust, Legacy. He's got a new book, Full Circle, 0:16:19.610 --> 0:16:23.310 which is his first, I think, stand-alone thriller. So it's 0:16:23.350 --> 0:16:25.810 not a series about a man who becomes caught up 0:16:25.870 --> 0:16:29.720 in murder and family secrets and a powerful dynasty. Actually, 0:16:29.740 --> 0:16:32.260 it's been compared. Let me just tell you this. It's 0:16:32.460 --> 0:16:34.880 sort of been, it's like succession with a touch of 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:36.420 the Big Short and the Great Gatsby. 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:36.800 Wow. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:37.480 Got it all. 0:16:37.580 --> 0:16:38.200 It's a lot of genres. 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:40.970 Chris Hammer joins us right here right now. Hello, Chris. 0:16:41.380 --> 0:16:41.900 Hello, Chris. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.250 G'day. Good to be with you. 0:16:43.450 --> 0:16:47.010 I'm loving your Zoom background. It looks like you're sitting 0:16:47.190 --> 0:16:50.590 in a bookstore or a library or is that just 0:16:50.630 --> 0:16:51.010 your house? 0:16:51.030 --> 0:16:53.390 I'm in the Simon & Schuster offices in Melbourne. 0:16:53.410 --> 0:16:53.570 Nice. 0:16:53.790 --> 0:16:54.070 Nice. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:55.440 It looks good. 0:16:55.500 --> 0:16:58.040 They haven't loaded up your books behind you, have they? 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:58.840 I can't see them. 0:17:00.210 --> 0:17:00.970 There's one. 0:17:01.090 --> 0:17:01.540 There's one. 0:17:01.590 --> 0:17:02.310 There it is there. 0:17:02.730 --> 0:17:03.210 There's one. 0:17:03.610 --> 0:17:04.570 There's one. 0:17:04.730 --> 0:17:06.430 Are you one of those people that goes into a bookshop, 0:17:06.470 --> 0:17:08.629 and I know other authors who do this, or they 0:17:08.670 --> 0:17:11.250 get their friends to and rearrange them so your book 0:17:11.290 --> 0:17:12.530 is at the front of the display? 0:17:13.970 --> 0:17:17.710 No, but I've had publishers who do that. 0:17:18.070 --> 0:17:20.070 Manner and I have both had books out. I certainly 0:17:20.130 --> 0:17:22.190 did that at the airport. Did you? Yeah, I'd get 0:17:22.230 --> 0:17:23.450 my one and put it right at the front. 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:26.380 I'd even stand by the counter and say, gee, that 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.359 Brendan Jones 50 shot of shifty. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.560 That's a good read. I'd buy that if I was 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:33.880 going on a long flight. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:39.330 You and Bryn Edelston fighting over the front space. Chris, 0:17:39.390 --> 0:17:43.270 this book touches on the stock market. And when I 0:17:43.350 --> 0:17:45.570 saw you, I said, will I understand it? Because I 0:17:45.630 --> 0:17:48.270 don't know anything about the stock market. Reassure all of 0:17:48.310 --> 0:17:49.730 us that we don't need to know anything. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.220 You don't need to know anything about the financial markets. 0:17:53.500 --> 0:17:59.470 I have resisted the old journalistic imperative temptation to inform people. 0:18:00.250 --> 0:18:04.330 It's the background. And what it is, it's a hedge 0:18:04.410 --> 0:18:10.060 fund that destroys the wealth of other companies in order 0:18:10.100 --> 0:18:15.260 to make money itself based on real-life practices, very kind 0:18:15.300 --> 0:18:20.570 of dodgy practices, but practices that guaranteed to make enemies 0:18:21.070 --> 0:18:25.169 because if they're making money other people are losing money 0:18:25.830 --> 0:18:29.710 which if you think about it is a perfect motivation 0:18:30.170 --> 0:18:31.350 to murder people. 0:18:31.109 --> 0:18:33.410 Can i ask a really dumb question what's a hedge 0:18:33.450 --> 0:18:36.350 fund you hear it bandied about all the time and 0:18:36.390 --> 0:18:38.090 i always nod my head saying i think i know 0:18:38.109 --> 0:18:39.430 what that is but i have no idea. 0:18:39.270 --> 0:18:42.159 What it is uh All you need to know is 0:18:42.180 --> 0:18:44.340 they've got lots of money and they'll do whatever it 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:45.359 takes to make more. 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:47.820 When you write a book like this or with any 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:51.050 of the topics that you cover, how much of a 0:18:51.090 --> 0:18:52.930 deep dive, like do you know any of this stuff 0:18:52.970 --> 0:18:54.230 or do you have to go and say to people, 0:18:54.570 --> 0:18:57.229 assume I know nothing and tell me because you're going 0:18:57.270 --> 0:18:58.840 to weave your story through it? 0:19:00.010 --> 0:19:02.130 No, I just pretend I know what I'm talking about. 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:06.480 What I do, I don't do a deep dive into 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.820 research because for me that'll just become this kind of, 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:16.300 prolonged and elaborate form of procrastination. What I'll do is 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:18.410 I'll try and write the story as best I can 0:19:19.270 --> 0:19:22.850 with a little help from Google and whatever. And then 0:19:22.970 --> 0:19:27.290 once I'm finished, I'll talk to someone who knows all 0:19:27.310 --> 0:19:30.350 about it and kind of retrospectively fact check. 0:19:30.490 --> 0:19:31.710 Okay. 0:19:31.770 --> 0:19:34.150 Have you ever thought maybe writing a story about your 0:19:34.210 --> 0:19:37.100 times at university with a young Amanda here? 0:19:37.180 --> 0:19:38.740 And maybe reference the Claret Club. 0:19:39.900 --> 0:19:43.650 Look, the trouble is I can't, because of the Claret Club, 0:19:44.130 --> 0:19:47.590 I can't actually remember much of it. So I would 0:19:47.650 --> 0:19:49.949 really have to make that up and I'm not sure 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:54.740 I don't think there are any reliable authorities to ask 0:19:54.820 --> 0:19:55.840 about what happened there. 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:57.700 So it's no bodice ripper? 0:19:58.640 --> 0:19:59.060 This one? 0:19:59.340 --> 0:20:01.040 No, if it was about you. 0:20:01.220 --> 0:20:03.939 Oh, no, please, no. I wore a Spencer all the 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:05.480 way through my tertiary education. 0:20:05.500 --> 0:20:07.840 Here we go, a Spencer Ripper. That's a new thing. 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:09.200 Forget about your fairy porn. 0:20:09.220 --> 0:20:11.070 You have to work harder to get a Spencer off. 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:13.450 It's a bit of static electricity. There's a lot of 0:20:13.530 --> 0:20:14.500 stuff going on. 0:20:16.109 --> 0:20:18.830 Of course, nothing untoward happened at university. 0:20:18.850 --> 0:20:19.470 No, no. 0:20:19.550 --> 0:20:21.129 Nothing. Gee, you really jumped to that. 0:20:21.190 --> 0:20:21.930 A very boring book. 0:20:21.990 --> 0:20:23.260 I didn't even ask that question. 0:20:23.300 --> 0:20:25.960 I was always shocked that, you know, wow, there's an author. 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:27.580 Someone got a job out of this. 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:30.060 Didn't you spew claret, though, everywhere? 0:20:30.100 --> 0:20:33.359 No, I watched someone become a human red fountain. And 0:20:33.380 --> 0:20:36.290 it was many years later. when I actually sipped a 0:20:36.350 --> 0:20:40.170 nice glass of red wine and it was, I thought, 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:41.359 is this what red wine is? 0:20:41.390 --> 0:20:41.650 Right. 0:20:41.730 --> 0:20:43.560 I just thought claret was like vinegar. 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:44.080 Yep. 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:46.120 Andrew Denton was part of this as well? 0:20:46.140 --> 0:20:46.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:47.220 Yeah, right. 0:20:47.240 --> 0:20:48.860 So you, Chris, Andrew Denton. 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:50.200 That was just the three of us at the uni. 0:20:50.320 --> 0:20:53.080 That was all that went through. 0:20:53.440 --> 0:20:55.179 Well, look at you, Chris. You're doing so well and 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:57.179 I'm enjoying the book at the moment. It's full circle. 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:00.199 It's available now. Chris Hammer, thank you for joining us. 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:01.800 Thank you so much. 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.060 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.580 Find your own business and shut your pie hole. 0:21:07.619 --> 0:21:09.550 I wish you well with your show. My fondest memories 0:21:09.570 --> 0:21:10.090 when I was on. 0:21:10.050 --> 0:21:12.969 The corporate teat was going to any of the Grand Prixs, 0:21:13.530 --> 0:21:15.570 particularly the Melbourne Grand Prix. 0:21:26.820 --> 0:21:29.550 It was a great weekend, and I'm not necessarily a 0:21:29.590 --> 0:21:34.510 Formula One fan, but that weekend is just absolutely brilliant. 0:21:34.530 --> 0:21:36.570 I remember being there with Miguel Maestri. He said, let's 0:21:36.609 --> 0:21:39.760 go upstairs and watch the noise. What he meant was, 0:21:39.820 --> 0:21:41.520 let's watch the action, but it is noise. 0:21:41.619 --> 0:21:44.600 And I've said this the other day when Miguel Maestri 0:21:44.660 --> 0:21:47.940 met Sam Newman, and Sam Newman said, what's with those pants? 0:21:48.280 --> 0:21:49.680 And Miguel said, thank you, amigo. 0:21:49.740 --> 0:21:51.390 Yeah, with his pink pants. 0:21:51.530 --> 0:21:53.740 And I said. I didn't even say to Miguel, I 0:21:53.760 --> 0:21:55.720 think Sam's ragging on your dacks, mate. 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:56.000 No, no. 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:57.139 They were bright pink. 0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:58.330 Miguel gets away with it. 0:21:58.460 --> 0:21:58.820 He does. 0:21:59.260 --> 0:22:02.240 The characters you see at the Grand Prix, the diehards, 0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:06.100 the peacocks, the dilettantes, everyone comes together. 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:07.040 What about the roulettes? 0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:08.220 Everyone has a great time. 0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:09.240 It's a great thing. 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:10.500 We'd like you to be there. 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.639 Do you reckon we can get in and do a 0:22:12.660 --> 0:22:14.590 bit of sidespeak? Can we get back on the teat? 0:22:15.230 --> 0:22:15.730 No, Brendan. 0:22:15.750 --> 0:22:16.510 Why can't we get another ticket? 0:22:16.530 --> 0:22:17.730 Because we're giving these tickets away. 0:22:17.750 --> 0:22:18.649 Yeah, but we should be on the ticket. 0:22:18.670 --> 0:22:21.030 We're giving these tickets away. We've got two tickets. 0:22:20.810 --> 0:22:22.730 To the Grand Prix. Stupid pandemic. Ruined it for everyone. 0:22:22.750 --> 0:22:25.889 And on Monday, all the winners go into the draw 0:22:25.930 --> 0:22:28.169 to get grandstand VIP tickets. 0:22:28.390 --> 0:22:31.879 And the only way you can do this, jonesyandamanda.com.au. You 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:34.260 don't call us. We will call you. And we'll do 0:22:34.300 --> 0:22:35.359 that next on Gold. 0:22:36.190 --> 0:22:36.490 I love it. 0:22:36.510 --> 0:22:38.770 I want to get back on the corporate teat. 0:22:38.790 --> 0:22:41.030 Remember the days of the corporate teat? That was the 0:22:41.050 --> 0:22:43.220 greatest thing in the world. You can always pay and go. 0:23:06.470 --> 0:23:08.610 That's right. This is you I'm talking to. The Grand 0:23:08.630 --> 0:23:10.850 Prix is a great, great weekend. 0:23:11.010 --> 0:23:11.409 It's so good. 0:23:11.430 --> 0:23:13.850 It is brilliant. And the race day itself is the 0:23:13.890 --> 0:23:16.010 most exciting thing of all time. 0:23:16.030 --> 0:23:17.730 It's so good. And we want to get you on 0:23:17.750 --> 0:23:19.389 the team. We're going to give you 30 seconds to 0:23:19.410 --> 0:23:22.439 give us five answers that fit within the category that 0:23:22.460 --> 0:23:24.780 we're about to name for you. Mel is in Torquay. 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:28.980 Mel joined us by signing up to jonesydemanded.com.au. Nothing weird. 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.820 You didn't have to do too much. Is it arduous, Mel, 0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:32.199 doing that. 0:23:32.260 --> 0:23:34.310 By the way? Oh, my God, I can't believe I 0:23:34.330 --> 0:23:38.310 got chosen. I'm so excited. Yeah, I've never been to 0:23:38.330 --> 0:23:41.030 the Grand Prix and I listen to your show and 0:23:41.109 --> 0:23:42.780 then as soon as I saw this, I'm. 0:23:42.690 --> 0:23:45.320 Like, oh, my God, Jonesy and Amanda, you have to 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:47.100 send me to the Grand Prix because I've never been. 0:23:47.200 --> 0:23:49.369 Well, we want you to be there, Mel. Yes, let's see. 0:23:49.380 --> 0:23:49.840 We want you there. 0:23:49.859 --> 0:23:50.619 I'd love to go. 0:23:51.020 --> 0:23:51.280 There. 0:23:51.740 --> 0:23:52.360 Thank you. 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:54.240 See, that's more reason for us to be down there. 0:23:54.890 --> 0:23:56.970 Because we should schmooze with Mel. Maybe we should get 0:23:57.020 --> 0:23:57.630 a tent going. 0:23:58.340 --> 0:23:59.560 Schmooze with Mel tent. 0:23:59.780 --> 0:24:01.859 We'll get a tent. Just you, me and Mel. A 0:24:01.900 --> 0:24:03.340 little three-person tent. 0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:05.940 Well, this isn't going to be very arduous for you, Mel. 0:24:06.660 --> 0:24:08.920 If you heard us yesterday, you would know that we 0:24:09.020 --> 0:24:10.980 try very hard to get you over the line with this. Yeah, 0:24:11.220 --> 0:24:12.800 we want you to win, Mel. So is it 30 seconds? 0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:15.050 That's a hell of a long time. You have to 0:24:15.070 --> 0:24:17.810 give us five examples of the category we are about 0:24:17.850 --> 0:24:20.310 to give you in 30 seconds to win tickets to 0:24:20.350 --> 0:24:23.120 the Grand Prix. And if you get them right or 0:24:23.180 --> 0:24:26.740 you fill your obligations within that time, you'll go into 0:24:26.760 --> 0:24:29.240 the draw to get VIP tickets. You'll be in the grandstand. 0:24:29.290 --> 0:24:33.410 Yeah, what she said. Mel, today's category is. 0:24:38.310 --> 0:24:38.669 Animals. 0:24:39.730 --> 0:24:40.369 Five animals. 0:24:40.530 --> 0:24:44.450 Dog, cat, cow, horse. 0:24:45.420 --> 0:24:46.980 Um, and bird. 0:24:47.290 --> 0:24:51.449 There it is. You've done it. Yay, I did it. 0:24:51.470 --> 0:24:53.609 There she goes. 0:24:53.670 --> 0:24:55.889 No tickets to Mensa, but you are off to the 0:24:55.950 --> 0:24:57.130 Grand Prix. 0:24:57.470 --> 0:25:01.270 I'm sure we could have said engine types and you 0:25:01.290 --> 0:25:03.650 would have named it, I'm sure, Mel. I feel there's 0:25:03.670 --> 0:25:06.790 a wankle in there. That's a rotary engine, which Mel 0:25:06.810 --> 0:25:08.590 already knows. Congratulations, Mel. 0:25:09.550 --> 0:25:11.630 Thanks, guys. You've made my day. 0:25:11.970 --> 0:25:12.310 Oh, good. 0:25:12.350 --> 0:25:12.830 You have. 0:25:13.010 --> 0:25:15.370 Oh, and I'll have to take a photo and send 0:25:15.460 --> 0:25:16.250 it to you guys. 0:25:16.270 --> 0:25:18.370 Please do. You're presuming we're not going to be there. 0:25:18.550 --> 0:25:20.150 I think you can presume correctly. 0:25:20.430 --> 0:25:22.050 We will get back on the teeth. Don't you worry 0:25:22.090 --> 0:25:22.449 about that. 0:25:22.490 --> 0:25:25.310 You have won two Sunday GA passes to the Formula 0:25:25.330 --> 0:25:27.330 One Australian Grand Prix, but you've gone into the running 0:25:27.369 --> 0:25:28.489 for a VIP upgrade. 0:25:28.540 --> 0:25:31.320 If you win, you'll be watching from the grandstand. Mel, congratulations. 0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:31.919 Oh. 0:25:32.859 --> 0:25:35.920 Oh, thanks so much, guys. Honestly, I'm so, I'm just 0:25:35.940 --> 0:25:36.680 so thrilled. 0:25:36.780 --> 0:25:37.139 Unreal. 0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:38.000 Good on you, Mel. 0:25:38.020 --> 0:25:38.980 We'll play again tomorrow. 0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:41.139 It's Lights Out in Melbourne. Don't miss the Formula One 0:25:41.310 --> 0:25:45.650 Moet and Chandon Australian Grand Prix 2027 in April. Tickets 0:25:45.710 --> 0:25:51.909 on sale now at grandprix.com.au. JonesyDemanded.com.au. We'll call someone tomorrow. 0:25:51.930 --> 0:25:54.260 It could be you. That is all. 0:25:54.800 --> 0:25:55.140 Hang on. 0:25:56.359 --> 0:26:03.210 Crank it. Just works. On Gold. Jam Nation. 0:26:03.290 --> 0:26:05.550 Can I ask about a personal question about your family? 0:26:05.790 --> 0:26:07.810 I mean, I know that you're happy to talk about this. 0:26:07.970 --> 0:26:08.370 Sure. 0:26:08.710 --> 0:26:10.260 Your daughter's pregnancy. How's she going? 0:26:10.300 --> 0:26:15.060 Yeah, she's going well. My daughter is going to have twins, 0:26:15.100 --> 0:26:18.620 little identical twins. And there's no– we do have twins 0:26:18.660 --> 0:26:21.020 in the family. My late grandfather, Fred, he was a 0:26:21.060 --> 0:26:22.700 twin and his brothers were twins. 0:26:23.330 --> 0:26:26.830 Only around one in 250 pregnancies result in identical twins. 0:26:26.850 --> 0:26:29.250 That's 0.4% of all pregnancies. 0:26:29.609 --> 0:26:30.950 It is kind of freaky. 0:26:30.970 --> 0:26:33.690 So having twins, I'm sure when you find that out, 0:26:33.790 --> 0:26:36.530 it must be exciting, but also the workload, wow. But 0:26:36.609 --> 0:26:42.169 identical twins is something otherworldly about the connection they will have, 0:26:42.290 --> 0:26:42.869 don't you think? 0:26:42.970 --> 0:26:43.230 Yeah. 0:26:43.250 --> 0:26:44.070 Do you talk about that? 0:26:44.210 --> 0:26:45.630 Yes, we do. We do a bit. 0:26:45.930 --> 0:26:48.470 Because Rome will say, I hope they don't turn into 0:26:48.490 --> 0:26:51.889 the twins from The Shining, those creepy little kids in 0:26:51.910 --> 0:26:52.430 The Shining. 0:26:53.350 --> 0:26:54.310 Why would they be that? 0:26:54.550 --> 0:26:57.350 Well, that was terrible because they got chopped up to 0:26:57.390 --> 0:26:58.169 bits in The Shining. 0:26:58.530 --> 0:27:00.879 Oh, spoiler alert. I might get back and watch that again. 0:27:00.890 --> 0:27:01.939 You haven't seen The Shining? 0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:02.680 I have seen that. 0:27:02.700 --> 0:27:05.800 Okay, and there's other twins, those lovely ladies. I don't 0:27:05.820 --> 0:27:06.820 mind them, the two twins. 0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:07.440 They were amazing. 0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:09.720 And they witnessed something, the eyewitnesses. 0:27:09.740 --> 0:27:13.359 These are amazing young women and they went viral. They 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:18.810 are bird rescuers, particularly pelican rescuers in Queensland, and there 0:27:18.850 --> 0:27:20.670 was an incident where they were on the news saying 0:27:20.770 --> 0:27:22.750 that there'd been some sort of incident with a gun 0:27:22.770 --> 0:27:25.980 that And the world went crazy over their eyewitness views. 0:27:26.340 --> 0:27:30.900 Well, we were in cleaning our birds and we heard 0:27:30.980 --> 0:27:34.949 this big bang. We said, oh, no, another car accident. 0:27:35.109 --> 0:27:39.070 So we drop everything and we went running out the front. 0:27:39.250 --> 0:27:43.240 We see mum running out from the house up there. 0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:48.720 And then other cars were pulling up and checking to see. 0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:50.300 I think it's kind of nice. 0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:50.800 I don't know. 0:27:51.990 --> 0:27:55.090 He was up there with our mum, and he. 0:27:55.150 --> 0:27:55.750 Went up there. 0:27:55.830 --> 0:27:56.910 I want to hear the gun bit. 0:27:56.970 --> 0:28:01.230 He was coming back down towards us, and he goes, run, 0:28:01.450 --> 0:28:06.490 he's got a gun. And, oh, our hearts started to pound, 0:28:06.550 --> 0:28:10.600 and I said, oh, mum, where's mum? And poor mum 0:28:10.619 --> 0:28:14.040 was stuck up there by the pound with our brave mum. 0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:15.810 It's fascinating to listen to. 0:28:16.830 --> 0:28:18.229 Do you keep it rolling or not? 0:28:18.250 --> 0:28:19.630 The whole world went crazy. 0:28:19.650 --> 0:28:19.870 Yeah. 0:28:19.990 --> 0:28:22.020 But not all identical twins are that. Well, I think 0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:24.520 that's sweet. Those two have a very strong connection. 0:28:24.540 --> 0:28:24.820 Yeah. 0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:29.159 But I'm fascinated about the identical twin or not even identical, 0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:30.280 any twin connection. 0:28:30.300 --> 0:28:32.159 Well, I like the idea of Wonder Twins. Remember the 0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:35.150 TV show Wonder Twins? It's time to put our XR 0:28:35.190 --> 0:28:36.170 experience to use. 0:28:36.869 --> 0:28:42.450 Wonder Twin powers activate. Shape out and eagle. 0:28:42.610 --> 0:28:43.150 Eagle. 0:28:45.300 --> 0:28:48.620 Form of water. 0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:51.680 What was that about again? Gemma Rice got a perplexed face. 0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:53.239 Why does she get to be an eagle but he 0:28:53.290 --> 0:28:56.730 has to be water? Well, she gets to pick animals 0:28:57.270 --> 0:28:58.209 from the animal kingdom. 0:28:58.250 --> 0:28:59.330 To turn into? 0:28:59.470 --> 0:29:01.390 Yeah, and he becomes elements. So it's not just water. 0:29:01.450 --> 0:29:02.710 He could be fire. It's just liquids. 0:29:04.170 --> 0:29:04.680 No, no, no. 0:29:04.710 --> 0:29:05.910 He could be fire. He could be wind. 0:29:07.430 --> 0:29:08.610 You've got a head start. 0:29:09.610 --> 0:29:10.850 I think he could be ice as well. 0:29:10.930 --> 0:29:14.030 So they're twins. Who divvied up the powers? 0:29:15.350 --> 0:29:17.930 Well, I don't know. She would take the form of 0:29:17.990 --> 0:29:19.710 like she'd always be a sexy puma. 0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:21.230 You know, you made us come and have a look 0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:23.200 at the screen because you said she's got a good rack. 0:29:24.300 --> 0:29:30.620 You said that. She's a cartoon, Brendan. Obviously, let me 0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:32.320 point this out to you, Brendan. They're not identical twins. 0:29:32.340 --> 0:29:33.980 Have I ever explained to you about off-air? 0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:37.960 You know they're not identical twins because he's a he 0:29:38.020 --> 0:29:39.400 and she's a she, for starters. 0:29:39.900 --> 0:29:40.140 Yes. 0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:40.820 Thank you, Sherlock. 0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:41.440 But let's discuss. 0:29:41.580 --> 0:29:43.520 I'm just saying she was drawn very well. 0:29:43.620 --> 0:29:47.360 Hannah and Barbera, they would have gone, okay, mate, that's 0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:48.160 enough of that. 0:29:52.380 --> 0:29:54.070 She was drawn very well. 0:29:54.110 --> 0:29:56.310 She was drawn very well. You know. 0:29:56.870 --> 0:29:57.150 Anyway. 0:29:57.710 --> 0:30:02.410 Anyway. This is what I'd like to discuss, is twin power. 0:30:02.690 --> 0:30:04.360 Ah, do you have one of the twin powers? 0:30:04.410 --> 0:30:05.239 She's got twin powers. 0:30:05.260 --> 0:30:05.739 This could be a. 0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:10.280 Let's see it in the costume. Twin powers. Are you 0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:10.920 a twin? 0:30:11.060 --> 0:30:12.100 Yeah, do you have twin powers? 0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.800 Do you have twin powers? Can you sense what's going 0:30:14.860 --> 0:30:17.140 on with the other? Do you have stories where you 0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:20.500 knew something was happening? What are your twin stories? 0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:23.330 The tribal drum will beat for this. One of the 0:30:23.650 --> 0:30:27.570 twin powers, activate! I'll become a sexy puma, you become 0:30:27.590 --> 0:30:28.310 a bucket of water. 0:30:30.090 --> 0:30:31.030 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:30:31.050 --> 0:30:33.490 Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free 0:30:33.710 --> 0:30:34.530 iHeart app. 0:30:34.610 --> 0:30:37.270 Twins, really, when you think about it, are a wonderful, 0:30:37.450 --> 0:30:38.630 amazing thing. 0:30:38.710 --> 0:30:40.690 They are. And I know how thrilled you were when 0:30:40.730 --> 0:30:42.760 you told me that your daughter was having twins. How 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:43.410 exciting it was. 0:30:43.420 --> 0:30:45.900 Well, I was worried because she was deathly sick, really 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:49.880 bad morning sickness. And the ultrasound had missed that she was. 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:51.140 So she'd had an ultrasound. 0:30:51.160 --> 0:30:53.260 She had an ultrasound, but they didn't spot the second one, 0:30:53.300 --> 0:30:53.980 the second twinny. 0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:57.740 And then it came to pass that indeed she's having twins. 0:30:57.900 --> 0:30:59.900 Which you can imagine why that would give you morning sickness. 0:30:59.920 --> 0:31:02.700 There's a lot of chemistry, a lot of stuff going on. 0:31:02.940 --> 0:31:05.570 But what's even– I mean, twins are extraordinary, but what 0:31:05.610 --> 0:31:09.610 seems even more amazing to me, identical twins. 0:31:09.650 --> 0:31:09.850 Yeah. 0:31:10.830 --> 0:31:14.250 The connection between them. Take this, for example. 0:31:14.510 --> 0:31:18.030 If people don't like us talking together, you can turn 0:31:18.050 --> 0:31:19.430 the volume down. 0:31:19.570 --> 0:31:20.670 I could listen to that all day. 0:31:20.810 --> 0:31:21.310 I love it. 0:31:21.430 --> 0:31:23.960 I love it. It's fascinating. That could be my granddaughters. 0:31:24.020 --> 0:31:28.030 Yeah, it's fascinating. So we thought we'd delve into– Wonder 0:31:28.050 --> 0:31:28.650 Twin Powers. 0:31:28.670 --> 0:31:30.090 Yep, the tribal drum will beat for this. 0:31:30.190 --> 0:31:32.570 Wonder Twin Powers, activate. 0:31:32.650 --> 0:31:37.690 They join rings and that's what they know. Ryan, ring 0:31:37.750 --> 0:31:39.210 rings on the finger rings. 0:31:39.810 --> 0:31:40.370 Ring rings? 0:31:40.530 --> 0:31:42.510 Yeah, they join rings and they turn into. 0:31:42.570 --> 0:31:44.750 Do you ever meet their parents who talk in that 0:31:44.850 --> 0:31:48.510 series about what it's like to raise twins, their cartoon parents? 0:31:50.290 --> 0:31:50.590 No. 0:31:50.950 --> 0:31:51.250 Okay. 0:31:51.350 --> 0:31:53.690 No, I don't recall. I just recall the twins. 0:31:53.770 --> 0:31:56.620 I know what you recall. Her twins were on their own. 0:31:56.700 --> 0:32:01.040 They were drawn very well. Fergus has joined us. Hello, Fergus. 0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:02.750 So presumably you're a twin. 0:32:03.070 --> 0:32:03.610 Hey, Fergus. 0:32:03.810 --> 0:32:04.010 Hi. 0:32:04.510 --> 0:32:07.150 Good afternoon, guys. Yeah, look, I am a twin. We're fraternal. 0:32:07.530 --> 0:32:08.350 Mm-hmm. 0:32:08.770 --> 0:32:10.850 But we don't have any wonder. I think our wonder 0:32:10.870 --> 0:32:11.690 power is fighting. 0:32:12.450 --> 0:32:14.680 Oh, really? And do you mean serious fighting or just 0:32:14.700 --> 0:32:17.760 your physical punch, you know, rubbing each other, that kind 0:32:17.780 --> 0:32:17.959 of thing? 0:32:18.180 --> 0:32:20.800 No, just rubbing each other up the wrong way. You know, 0:32:20.920 --> 0:32:24.500 our dear departed mum... said many years ago that we 0:32:24.540 --> 0:32:28.160 fought in the womb and we're still fighting to this day. 0:32:28.180 --> 0:32:31.090 Despite that, is there a sort of a thing that 0:32:31.130 --> 0:32:33.230 keeps you together because you are twins? 0:32:34.150 --> 0:32:36.830 Oh, probably that, the fact that we are twins. We've 0:32:36.870 --> 0:32:39.430 got two older sisters who are nine and ten years 0:32:39.510 --> 0:32:43.030 older than us. So, you know, we had a different upbringing, 0:32:43.050 --> 0:32:45.260 I guess, to most because our sisters don't have kids 0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:47.260 because they brought us up to some degree. 0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:47.500 Right. 0:32:49.300 --> 0:32:51.219 But when I rang up, I did tell a bit 0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:54.420 of a story because when we were about four, we 0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:58.540 were given, for one Christmas, there was some chocolate cherry liqueurs. 0:32:59.180 --> 0:33:02.090 And my twin brother knocked mine out of my hand 0:33:02.790 --> 0:33:07.330 and I weed on him. And my mum beat the, oh, 0:33:07.350 --> 0:33:08.730 she didn't beat the bejesus out of me, but she 0:33:08.770 --> 0:33:10.450 gave me a fairly hefty smash. 0:33:10.490 --> 0:33:10.790 Yeah. 0:33:11.630 --> 0:33:14.660 And it's gone down in folklore amongst my kids about 0:33:14.700 --> 0:33:16.870 what I did to her. My brother's gay and they 0:33:16.890 --> 0:33:19.150 call him Uncle Glenda. So this is what I did 0:33:19.170 --> 0:33:19.970 to Uncle Glenda. 0:33:21.530 --> 0:33:25.730 Who gives a four-year-old liqueur chocolates? There's so many elements 0:33:25.770 --> 0:33:26.230 to that story. 0:33:26.250 --> 0:33:29.230 And what, you can wee on cue, Fergus, as a power? 0:33:29.250 --> 0:33:31.690 I was four. 0:33:31.710 --> 0:33:32.050 Still. 0:33:32.070 --> 0:33:33.580 Four-year-olds are always ready to wee. 0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:37.150 Yeah, but that's pretty good. He eats the chocolate liqueur 0:33:37.230 --> 0:33:39.800 and then the gates are open. 0:33:40.460 --> 0:33:41.640 Fergus, I've enjoyed this enormously. 0:33:41.660 --> 0:33:43.320 On Uncle slash Aunty Glenda. 0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:44.860 Really, thank you. 0:33:44.900 --> 0:33:45.219 Thank you. 0:33:45.900 --> 0:33:47.100 We're going to take more of your calls. 0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:48.380 Jam Nation. 0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:49.660 Your daughter is having twins. 0:33:49.780 --> 0:33:50.000 Yes. 0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:51.120 And I find this absolutely. 0:33:51.140 --> 0:33:52.500 And I come from my family. There's a lot of 0:33:52.540 --> 0:33:53.340 twins in my family. 0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:53.940 Really? 0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:55.700 Identical twins? My cousins, Simon and Andrew, are twins. 0:33:55.820 --> 0:33:57.180 Simon and Andrew, identical twins. 0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:02.040 You know, it's, yeah. Yeah, aren't they? Oh, this is terrible. 0:34:02.080 --> 0:34:04.140 I don't know that. Yeah, because we used to call 0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:05.700 them the twins when we were kids. 0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:07.520 Yeah, but twins don't have to be identical. 0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:09.759 I'll have to ask my auntie Pat. We should get 0:34:09.780 --> 0:34:11.560 her on the line. She listens to the show. She 0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:13.469 loves you. And not you. 0:34:13.690 --> 0:34:14.509 And not you. 0:34:14.850 --> 0:34:17.700 Me, she's not so fond of. But she loves you. 0:34:17.710 --> 0:34:18.430 I've met your Aunty Pat. 0:34:18.469 --> 0:34:20.770 I like her very much. Aunty Pat is lovely. Now, 0:34:20.810 --> 0:34:23.549 Simon and Andrew, when we were younger, we all used 0:34:23.570 --> 0:34:25.770 to look like a lot of people thought that we 0:34:25.790 --> 0:34:26.330 were triplets. 0:34:26.469 --> 0:34:26.850 Right. 0:34:26.950 --> 0:34:28.009 Because we all looked the same. 0:34:28.030 --> 0:34:29.510 And dressed alike till you were in your teens. 0:34:29.550 --> 0:34:32.760 It was all velour back in those days and corduroy pants. 0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:36.790 But whenever the boys, you'd see them. It was almost like. 0:34:36.810 --> 0:34:37.650 Did they have a connection? 0:34:38.090 --> 0:34:40.609 Yeah. Yeah, they used to hold each other's ears. They 0:34:40.680 --> 0:34:42.540 used to hold each other's ears in Aunty Pat's womb. 0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.299 They probably did in the womb. That's right. And did 0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:46.680 they speak a secret language? 0:34:47.180 --> 0:34:49.799 No, not really. But they were just always, whenever the 0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:52.400 20s came round, you knew it was going to be fun. 0:34:53.060 --> 0:34:55.270 And that's, I think, 20s bring fun. 0:34:55.290 --> 0:34:57.900 I hope you're not going to call your grandchildren 20s. 0:34:57.930 --> 0:34:59.460 Yeah, of course I'm going to call them 20s. 0:34:59.450 --> 0:35:01.250 When they're four and five and six and seven, they'll 0:35:01.270 --> 0:35:01.690 be the 20s. 0:35:01.690 --> 0:35:02.460 20s, they'll be 20s. So they're 90. 0:35:02.450 --> 0:35:04.630 But they may want their own identity. You have to 0:35:04.670 --> 0:35:06.830 think of that. Not just the twins. 0:35:06.850 --> 0:35:10.170 Well, they'll have to take that up with their therapist. Grandpa. 0:35:10.530 --> 0:35:11.150 Grandpa's going to. 0:35:11.410 --> 0:35:14.830 But those girls, remember those girls that witnessed the shooting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:35:15.050 --> 0:35:18.549 If people don't like us talking together, you can turn 0:35:18.570 --> 0:35:19.950 the volume down. 0:35:20.330 --> 0:35:21.270 I have no beef with that. 0:35:21.370 --> 0:35:21.890 Fascinating. 0:35:21.910 --> 0:35:24.500 You would have a heart as hard as stone if 0:35:24.540 --> 0:35:25.399 you didn't like that. 0:35:25.700 --> 0:35:26.620 I find it fascinating. 0:35:26.660 --> 0:35:29.140 I like the idea of twins. My grandfather, late Fred, 0:35:29.180 --> 0:35:30.920 he was a twin. His brothers were twins. 0:35:31.020 --> 0:35:31.480 Really? 0:35:31.500 --> 0:35:32.040 There's twins. 0:35:32.060 --> 0:35:33.879 So they had two lots of twins in that one family. 0:35:33.900 --> 0:35:34.660 In the whole family. 0:35:34.700 --> 0:35:35.120 Identical? 0:35:36.390 --> 0:35:38.430 You know, I'm going to have to go and do 0:35:38.469 --> 0:35:39.290 my research on that. 0:35:39.390 --> 0:35:41.290 But this is the nature of this. The Tribal Drum 0:35:41.350 --> 0:35:43.270 is bidding for Wonder Twin Powers. 0:35:43.290 --> 0:35:43.770 Yeah. 0:35:43.850 --> 0:35:45.450 Wonder Twin Powers, activate. 0:35:45.950 --> 0:35:47.530 And the Wonder Twins, they weren't identical. 0:35:47.550 --> 0:35:50.310 No, one was a girl, as you've pointed out, Brendan, 0:35:50.330 --> 0:35:52.390 drawn like a girl. 0:35:53.260 --> 0:35:53.879 Very well drawn. 0:35:53.890 --> 0:35:54.580 One was a boy. 0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:55.860 A well-drawn girl. 0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:00.480 They were tweens. Yeah. 0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.360 They were adults. 0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:04.759 They were teenagers, weren't they? 0:36:04.820 --> 0:36:05.660 No, they're more than that. 0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:08.680 Oh, okay. Thank you. Make yourself feel better. 0:36:09.219 --> 0:36:10.650 Carolyn has joined us. 0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:11.460 Hello, Carolyn. 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.380 Hi, Amanda and Jonesy. Love the show. 0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:17.160 We love you, Carolyn. What kind of twin are you? 0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:23.169 We're identical, my twin sister and I. Yeah, Annabelle too, no? 0:36:23.590 --> 0:36:27.290 And are you connected in a way that most siblings aren't? 0:36:27.310 --> 0:36:30.529 Well, I have an older brother and younger sister, and 0:36:30.550 --> 0:36:33.850 we're all pretty close, but we do have a special connection, yeah. 0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:37.379 Can you give me any advice, Carolyn? Is there any 0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:38.400 advice you would give me? 0:36:38.900 --> 0:36:40.319 Can I start with this before you do that? Would 0:36:40.340 --> 0:36:41.800 you like to be called the twinnies? 0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:45.400 We didn't mind that when we were younger. I think 0:36:45.460 --> 0:36:48.260 as we've got older, though, we sort of want that individuality. 0:36:48.300 --> 0:36:48.620 Yeah. 0:36:48.739 --> 0:36:51.560 But no, it's very exciting news, Jonesy, for your family. 0:36:51.660 --> 0:36:52.280 Oh, we are. 0:36:53.460 --> 0:36:56.640 I think just watching their little personalities develop and recognize 0:36:56.660 --> 0:36:59.089 their individuality, but also how special it is to be 0:36:59.130 --> 0:37:01.160 a twin at the same time, I think. would be 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:02.700 my advice if you can manage that. 0:37:02.739 --> 0:37:05.439 That is good advice about recognising the differences as well. 0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:07.739 No, you're right, because you do get lumped in together, 0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:10.350 don't you? And everyone forgets your name. They always muck 0:37:10.390 --> 0:37:10.810 up the name. 0:37:10.850 --> 0:37:11.370 Is that right? 0:37:11.410 --> 0:37:12.109 Which one are you? 0:37:12.370 --> 0:37:13.270 Yeah, which one are you? 0:37:13.810 --> 0:37:16.110 Yeah. Did you ever play tricks, Caroline, and pretend to 0:37:16.130 --> 0:37:16.569 be the other? 0:37:17.950 --> 0:37:19.430 We thought about that in high school and we never 0:37:19.450 --> 0:37:23.310 ended up doing it, which was silly. But I did 0:37:23.350 --> 0:37:25.689 have a funny story, though, about when we were quite little. 0:37:25.710 --> 0:37:27.930 We were three and our older brother was five. 0:37:27.950 --> 0:37:28.340 So he. 0:37:29.610 --> 0:37:31.570 He started school and went down. We lived on a 0:37:31.610 --> 0:37:34.080 farm growing up, so he'd catch the school bus. And 0:37:34.620 --> 0:37:37.819 one afternoon, or one morning, sorry, mum and dad were 0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:39.859 looking everywhere for us on the farm. They were so 0:37:39.900 --> 0:37:41.780 worried they couldn't find us. Were we in the creek? 0:37:41.820 --> 0:37:44.339 Were we in a silo? I think they were looking 0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:47.270 for at least half an hour. And then they drove 0:37:47.310 --> 0:37:50.529 down the drive, and Annabelle and I were holding hands 0:37:50.550 --> 0:37:52.070 with our bags because we just wanted to go to 0:37:52.110 --> 0:37:54.030 school with our big brother, Nick. So we were singing, 0:37:54.670 --> 0:37:56.730 the wheels on the bus go round and round and 0:37:57.020 --> 0:37:58.259 And mum said she didn't know whether to give us 0:37:58.340 --> 0:37:59.530 a big hug or whether to kill us. 0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:02.080 Were you walking or were you on the bus? 0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:04.739 We were just walking down the driveway. We had like 0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:07.420 a three-kilometre driveway. So we were just walking down the 0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:08.840 drive to catch the bus with Nicky. 0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:09.660 With your backpacks on. 0:38:09.700 --> 0:38:10.680 That's so cute. 0:38:10.780 --> 0:38:12.200 That is so cute. 0:38:12.219 --> 0:38:15.650 And honestly, you could be in the creek or the silo. 0:38:15.670 --> 0:38:16.910 That is so cute. 0:38:17.050 --> 0:38:19.330 Carolyn. And say hi to Annabelle for us as well. 0:38:19.350 --> 0:38:20.670 That's a lovely story. Thank you. 0:38:20.690 --> 0:38:22.270 Thank you. Scotty has joined us. 0:38:22.270 --> 0:38:22.890 Hello, Scotty. 0:38:22.910 --> 0:38:24.669 How are you going, mate? 0:38:24.989 --> 0:38:25.149 Good. 0:38:25.170 --> 0:38:26.810 Very well. You're a twin, I assume. 0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:28.060 Yes. 0:38:28.820 --> 0:38:29.900 I'm a second of twins. 0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:32.610 What does that mean? You're the younger born twin? 0:38:32.850 --> 0:38:33.910 I'm the youngest born. 0:38:34.690 --> 0:38:38.690 I believe that I kicked my brother out so I 0:38:38.710 --> 0:38:42.070 could have more room. But it was only five minutes. 0:38:42.610 --> 0:38:44.850 So you could stretch for those. 0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:45.660 Last five minutes. 0:38:45.700 --> 0:38:48.219 Because a lot of people say the first twin out 0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:51.060 is the more competitive. Well, the one that's second is 0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:52.900 going to be more competitive because the first one was out. 0:38:52.940 --> 0:38:53.820 They got there first. 0:38:54.130 --> 0:38:55.830 So the second one tries harder, you mean? 0:38:56.010 --> 0:38:57.590 Well, yeah, the second one was always going to have 0:38:57.610 --> 0:38:58.890 a bit of a chip on their shoulder because the 0:38:58.930 --> 0:39:00.490 other one came out first and is older. 0:39:00.510 --> 0:39:01.820 So they become more competitive. 0:39:02.580 --> 0:39:03.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:07.960 But on top of everything, all right? So I thought, well, okay, 0:39:07.980 --> 0:39:15.200 that's fine. And one time we were both at a 0:39:15.260 --> 0:39:19.100 disco at the same time, but he was at his 0:39:19.380 --> 0:39:24.200 high school, I was at mine. because of my eyesight 0:39:24.219 --> 0:39:28.790 and everything. So I was at another high school. 0:39:28.969 --> 0:39:29.290 Right. 0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:35.940 And he got king hit and I felt every bit 0:39:35.980 --> 0:39:36.190 of it. 0:39:36.590 --> 0:39:38.630 Oh, Scotty, this is fascinating. 0:39:38.670 --> 0:39:39.550 So you felt the pain. 0:39:39.590 --> 0:39:41.410 Did you know that he'd been hit or you just 0:39:41.469 --> 0:39:42.270 felt sore and. 0:39:42.210 --> 0:39:43.130 Didn't know what had happened? 0:39:43.150 --> 0:39:45.270 I didn't know where the blows were coming from, but 0:39:45.310 --> 0:39:47.270 I could feel every bloody blow that. 0:39:47.150 --> 0:39:47.690 Hit to him. 0:39:48.140 --> 0:39:49.279 Wow, Scotty. 0:39:49.550 --> 0:39:50.299 Was he all right? 0:39:51.730 --> 0:39:56.170 He got really beaten up. I couldn't walk into the 0:39:56.230 --> 0:39:59.690 house when I got home. My dad picked me up 0:39:59.850 --> 0:40:03.190 from the disco and everything. I said, I can't go 0:40:03.230 --> 0:40:06.890 into the house, Dad. He says, why? I said, David's 0:40:06.950 --> 0:40:07.870 been beat. 0:40:07.930 --> 0:40:09.290 My brother's been beaten up. 0:40:10.090 --> 0:40:12.170 So, yeah. 0:40:12.860 --> 0:40:15.069 And had David come home by then or you were 0:40:15.090 --> 0:40:17.210 the one telling your parents, I think something's happened? 0:40:17.610 --> 0:40:18.310 He'd been home. 0:40:18.330 --> 0:40:21.330 He'd been home. He'd been rested and everything. 0:40:21.610 --> 0:40:22.350 Wow. 0:40:23.290 --> 0:40:24.530 There was blood on the step. 0:40:25.090 --> 0:40:26.219 Wow, Scotty. 0:40:26.380 --> 0:40:28.160 And do you still have that connection with him? 0:40:29.210 --> 0:40:30.510 Yeah, I've still got the connection. 0:40:30.550 --> 0:40:31.750 Yeah, that's amazing. 0:40:31.770 --> 0:40:32.450 Scotty, thank you. 0:40:32.510 --> 0:40:33.340 Thank you for sharing that story. 0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:35.060 Murder on the dance floor, that's what it was back 0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:35.859 in those days. 0:40:35.880 --> 0:40:36.620 Yeah, wow. 0:40:36.820 --> 0:40:37.400 That is freaky. 0:40:37.500 --> 0:40:40.220 That is a very tight connection. What a ride, Brendan, 0:40:40.260 --> 0:40:43.160 you are in for, to be up close and personal 0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:45.719 to the birth and the life. 0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:47.330 Of these twins. Well, I don't know. My wallet's in 0:40:47.370 --> 0:40:48.030 for a ride. 0:40:48.469 --> 0:40:50.670 And you're going to love every minute. 0:40:50.710 --> 0:40:53.029 We might need a new car. I think your car 0:40:53.070 --> 0:40:55.150 is fine. I'll be fine. 0:40:55.390 --> 0:40:56.160 Oh, you're going to love it. 0:40:56.250 --> 0:40:57.300 Thank you for all your calls. 0:40:57.820 --> 0:41:00.420 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. 0:41:00.860 --> 0:41:02.520 Good afternoon to you. 0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:03.540 What have you been watching? 0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:05.500 We haven't spoken about that for a while. Don't talk 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:06.380 about free movie. 0:41:06.420 --> 0:41:08.360 Please don't talk about a free movie. 0:41:08.380 --> 0:41:08.759 Free movie. 0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:10.359 The greatest thing in the world. 0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.520 You know what I finished. 0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:14.600 Watching and I got in trouble with. 0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:15.480 My daughter for this. 0:41:27.780 --> 0:41:29.300 Half Man. You know Richard Gad? 0:41:29.570 --> 0:41:30.049 I like him. 0:41:30.090 --> 0:41:31.290 I was watching that. 0:41:31.310 --> 0:41:32.469 Oh, yeah. 0:41:32.489 --> 0:41:35.250 And I didn't even think about it, but there are 0:41:35.290 --> 0:41:37.120 a lot of homosexual themes in it. 0:41:37.430 --> 0:41:39.770 So I recommended it to my son-in-law. 0:41:39.790 --> 0:41:46.399 You're like this, you said? I said to my daughter-in-law, 0:41:46.420 --> 0:41:49.359 what's your dad doing? Is he trolling me? Because there's 0:41:49.380 --> 0:41:50.180 a lot of homosexual things. 0:41:50.219 --> 0:41:50.560 But was it good? 0:41:51.380 --> 0:41:54.090 You know... It's, it is. I'm glad I watched it. 0:41:54.090 --> 0:41:54.830 I don't know if I'd watch it. 0:41:54.790 --> 0:41:57.450 Again, but I'd recommend it. It's like Baby Reindeer is extraordinary. 0:41:57.489 --> 0:41:58.250 It's hard going. 0:41:58.310 --> 0:42:00.890 It's not pleasurable viewing, but it's amazing. Was that on Stan? 0:42:01.030 --> 0:42:01.710 That was on Stan. 0:42:01.770 --> 0:42:01.930 Yeah. 0:42:01.950 --> 0:42:04.340 What else have I been watching? Actually, this is on Stan. 0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.060 You know, I'm obsessed with Outlander. 0:42:06.739 --> 0:42:06.899 Yep. 0:42:07.100 --> 0:42:09.860 Well, we're up to the second season of the prequel, 0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.540 which is called Blood of My Blood. And I watched 0:42:12.580 --> 0:42:14.890 the first season, which is amazing. And all the cast 0:42:14.910 --> 0:42:15.740 were here recently. 0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:16.550 Yeah. 0:42:17.380 --> 0:42:22.390 It's the prequel. It's about how the parents, their experiences 0:42:22.830 --> 0:42:25.790 going through the stones and historically how they all got 0:42:25.830 --> 0:42:27.170 together in the trials and tribulations. 0:42:27.190 --> 0:42:27.589 So it's a prequel. 0:42:28.070 --> 0:42:31.100 It's a prequel and it's just as good as Outlander. 0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.320 I've seen the first season and the second one I 0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:34.290 think has just dropped now. 0:42:34.300 --> 0:42:36.830 Is it a good prequel? We're not talking Indiana Jones 0:42:36.910 --> 0:42:38.050 Temple of Doom prequel. 0:42:38.410 --> 0:42:39.770 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:42:39.790 --> 0:42:41.750 Well, you've seen Indiana Jones. I have, but I lost track. 0:42:41.770 --> 0:42:42.310 This is a good one. 0:42:42.330 --> 0:42:42.989 That was a dreadful prequel. 0:42:43.030 --> 0:42:43.730 And this is the same thing. 0:42:43.750 --> 0:42:45.009 Even Spielberg said it was dreadful. 0:42:45.050 --> 0:42:51.020 It's got hornbags. It's got bodice ripping. It's got Scottish 0:42:51.060 --> 0:42:54.060 Highland kind of. Oh, it's got historical themes, the Jacobean 0:42:54.100 --> 0:42:56.589 rights and all that kind of stuff. Very important, but 0:42:56.610 --> 0:42:58.710 a lot of pashing off. I'm very happy with it. 0:42:59.230 --> 0:43:02.750 So as half man, and you've got to troll your son-in-law, 0:43:02.950 --> 0:43:03.650 get him to watch it. 0:43:03.670 --> 0:43:04.310 Do it as well. 0:43:05.460 --> 0:43:07.420 Coming up, the pub test. This is an interesting one 0:43:07.460 --> 0:43:08.340 you brought to the table. 0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:14.060 It's about taking flowers in public, cutting flowers from other 0:43:14.100 --> 0:43:17.740 people's bits and pieces in public, cutting people's grass. 0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:20.299 You ran into a lady that has a dog with 0:43:20.340 --> 0:43:21.040 a strange name. 0:43:21.060 --> 0:43:21.819 We'll talk about it next. 0:43:21.900 --> 0:43:22.820 That's coming up on Gold. 0:43:23.000 --> 0:43:24.520 Jam Nation. 0:43:24.620 --> 0:43:26.800 Look what arrived in the mail, Brendan. 0:43:26.820 --> 0:43:27.080 Oh, yes. 0:43:27.380 --> 0:43:31.040 Rooster, rooster, man. I do follow the NRL team, the Roosters. 0:43:31.120 --> 0:43:31.420 Sure. 0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:33.040 Hang on. What happened in the grand final? 0:43:33.060 --> 0:43:33.339 Who won? 0:43:33.540 --> 0:43:35.319 That's right. We did. 0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:37.680 Can you say Mark Noaginitawase? 0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:39.300 Mark Noaginitawase. 0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:40.560 Okay. 0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:44.340 So these premiership stickers have arrived. And it reminded me 0:43:44.380 --> 0:43:46.700 that I was walking the other day and this woman 0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:48.410 walked past. And, you know, most of the time these 0:43:48.450 --> 0:43:50.810 days dogs have their harnesses on with their names on them. 0:43:51.150 --> 0:43:53.110 And your phone number as well, which seems to. 0:43:53.150 --> 0:43:53.310 Really? 0:43:53.489 --> 0:43:54.330 Yeah, I've seen that. 0:43:54.350 --> 0:43:57.250 And I feel that, you know, if you were someone 0:43:57.290 --> 0:43:59.910 of note, I don't want to be advertising my phone 0:43:59.950 --> 0:44:00.610 number everywhere. 0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:03.620 Or if you're extremely good looking. And you'll walk around 0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:04.240 with your dog. 0:44:04.260 --> 0:44:05.880 And look at you, you're of note and you are 0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:06.780 good looking, Brendan. 0:44:06.860 --> 0:44:08.319 And I've, well, I don't have a dog. I just 0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:10.220 have my phone number on my chest. 0:44:12.020 --> 0:44:13.160 Ask me, I'm good looking. 0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:14.589 If I'm lost, call me. 0:44:15.790 --> 0:44:18.070 Anyway, I was walking past this woman and her dog 0:44:18.410 --> 0:44:23.110 had a little name tag, Tedesco. James Tedesco, Teddy Tedesco. 0:44:23.210 --> 0:44:24.899 Easier to say than Noah Ganitawase. 0:44:25.080 --> 0:44:28.060 Is the captain of the premiership team, the Roosters. 0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:28.340 Yep. 0:44:28.420 --> 0:44:31.299 And I said to her. Your dog played brilliantly on 0:44:31.340 --> 0:44:33.480 the weekend. And she said, well, thank you. And then 0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:36.540 she showed me. The dog is named after James Tedesco. 0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:38.379 So Teddy for short. 0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:41.140 Teddy, but it's not called Teddy. It's called Tedesco. The 0:44:41.180 --> 0:44:42.410 dog's name is Tedesco. 0:44:42.469 --> 0:44:44.090 And we call James Tedesco Teddy. 0:44:44.510 --> 0:44:46.339 Yeah, but the dog has gone with a full surname. 0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:47.629 But do you understand what I'm saying? 0:44:47.650 --> 0:44:47.770 I do. 0:44:47.810 --> 0:44:49.890 The dog's gone with a long name. He's shortened his 0:44:49.950 --> 0:44:50.989 own name to the short name. 0:44:51.090 --> 0:44:53.290 Well, I don't think James shortened it. I think just 0:44:53.550 --> 0:44:54.270 Australia did. 0:44:54.650 --> 0:44:57.549 Well, the dog is going full Tedesco. And she showed 0:44:57.570 --> 0:45:00.460 me a photo. She said she was walking around. northern 0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:03.620 New South Wales, and the team were practicing. What are 0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:03.920 they called? 0:45:03.980 --> 0:45:04.400 Training. 0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:04.780 Training. 0:45:05.020 --> 0:45:05.939 Practicing their kicks. 0:45:05.980 --> 0:45:06.280 Yeah. 0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:09.940 And she saw him there and she said, my dog 0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:11.800 is named after you. And he said, tell me the dog. 0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:14.480 You didn't call your dog Tedesco after me. She said, yes, 0:45:14.540 --> 0:45:16.240 I did. So she's got a whole lot of photos 0:45:16.300 --> 0:45:20.430 of James Tedesco holding the dog called Tedesco. And I 0:45:20.489 --> 0:45:23.739 said to her that our dog, who we just recently lost, 0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:27.810 was called Minnie, which was short for Minichello because Anthony 0:45:27.830 --> 0:45:29.989 Minichello was also an ex-rooster. 0:45:30.150 --> 0:45:30.370 Yeah. 0:45:30.390 --> 0:45:32.509 I remember when we first got Minnie, Jack, who was 0:45:32.550 --> 0:45:35.730 about eight at the time, wanted to call her, was 0:45:35.770 --> 0:45:38.860 it Lamborghini Aventador? He was into cars. 0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:39.100 Yeah. 0:45:39.140 --> 0:45:40.719 Imagine calling that out the park. He might as well 0:45:40.739 --> 0:45:41.700 just flushed his own head. 0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:42.780 Yeah, it's hard. 0:45:43.100 --> 0:45:45.160 And so I said, Why don't we go with Minnie 0:45:45.219 --> 0:45:47.930 because it's Minichello and it's also a car. 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:49.609 You've got to have a good name that you can 0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:52.529 yell out. Remember our friend and his dog was called Vivaldi. 0:45:52.890 --> 0:45:53.250 Yeah. 0:45:53.610 --> 0:45:57.770 Vivaldi, Vivaldi. You need a name that's. 0:45:58.170 --> 0:46:01.089 Well, Andrew Denton said he was once walking down near 0:46:01.110 --> 0:46:05.930 where he lived and he said, Denton, Denton. And he said, yes. 0:46:06.110 --> 0:46:08.690 And their dog name, their dog's name was Denton. 0:46:10.190 --> 0:46:13.770 I was coming home from a. Lunch one day. Calling out, dad, dad. 0:46:14.030 --> 0:46:19.070 And a lady was yelling out, Jonesy, Jonesy. And I 0:46:19.130 --> 0:46:21.610 looked at this lady and I started walking towards her. 0:46:21.630 --> 0:46:22.170 Of course you did. 0:46:22.410 --> 0:46:24.180 She looked at me. Well, she was yelling out my name. 0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:28.840 And I saw a cat. She was yelling at the cat. 0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:31.600 Because the cat from Alien was called Jonesy. It was 0:46:31.620 --> 0:46:32.560 called Jonesy. That's right. 0:46:32.580 --> 0:46:34.680 So I had to go and sit on the window 0:46:34.700 --> 0:46:38.010 sill and lick myself at her place. 0:46:39.160 --> 0:46:40.660 You're only in it for a fee feed. 0:46:44.200 --> 0:46:45.520 No, no organita wassena. 0:46:45.780 --> 0:46:47.460 No, you'd need a really big harness for that. 0:46:47.980 --> 0:46:50.140 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:46:50.219 --> 0:46:53.860 our socials. Jonesy and Amanda. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:56.600 You know my friend Simon Reeve from my Beyond 2000 days? 0:46:56.640 --> 0:46:57.820 Beyond 2000. 0:46:57.820 --> 0:46:59.100 Lovely, lovely man. 0:46:59.340 --> 0:47:00.940 He of a good knitted jumper. 0:47:01.370 --> 0:47:01.589 Is he? 0:47:01.730 --> 0:47:03.170 He was then. We all were. 0:47:03.790 --> 0:47:05.310 There could have been a chance that you and he 0:47:05.350 --> 0:47:07.140 could have been together when you were on Beyond 2000. 0:47:07.130 --> 0:47:10.650 What do you mean? As a couple? Yeah. 0:47:10.670 --> 0:47:10.730 No. 0:47:11.530 --> 0:47:14.570 He's always been with the fabulous Linda. I met Harley 0:47:14.590 --> 0:47:15.589 when I was at Beyond 2000. 0:47:15.590 --> 0:47:18.390 Okay, let's just all calm your farm. But you were 0:47:18.430 --> 0:47:20.469 of similar– were you single. 0:47:20.530 --> 0:47:23.610 When you were on? At the very– Periods of it 0:47:23.630 --> 0:47:26.029 I was before Harley and I got together. It was 0:47:26.070 --> 0:47:28.560 a very social office. It was a very party office. 0:47:28.660 --> 0:47:29.719 I remember watching that show. 0:47:29.739 --> 0:47:31.200 I always thought you looked a little bit of a 0:47:31.260 --> 0:47:32.060 brother and sister. 0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:34.880 Well, that's true. We were always the junior burgers. There 0:47:34.900 --> 0:47:38.339 was one time where we were invited to a fundraiser 0:47:38.420 --> 0:47:43.230 for Australia was going to the Olympics. Sometime in the 80s, 0:47:43.320 --> 0:47:45.440 I'm sure it was. And there was a fundraiser that 0:47:45.460 --> 0:47:47.440 Channel 10 was– Channel 7. What channel was Beyond 2000 on? 0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:52.170 Channel 7. Channel 7. And so we went to the telephone. 0:47:52.190 --> 0:47:54.270 There was a telephone. And we turned up and we 0:47:54.310 --> 0:47:57.050 sat down to answer the phones. And people said, sorry, 0:47:57.170 --> 0:47:59.290 you can't sit here. We're waiting for some celebrities to arrive. 0:47:59.310 --> 0:48:01.030 And we said, okay, sorry. 0:48:01.050 --> 0:48:03.489 Went and sat out somewhere else until people said, oh, actually, no, 0:48:03.510 --> 0:48:04.670 I think it is supposed to be you. 0:48:04.770 --> 0:48:05.730 And who was the other celebrity? 0:48:05.750 --> 0:48:07.609 The people. They had all the– this is the first 0:48:07.670 --> 0:48:10.930 incarnation of the gladiator. And that's all anyone wanted to 0:48:10.969 --> 0:48:12.210 talk to. I'd answer the phone. 0:48:12.230 --> 0:48:13.310 This is the Vulcan era. 0:48:13.350 --> 0:48:14.640 Can you put Vulcan on? 0:48:14.989 --> 0:48:18.520 Oh, man, I still see Vulcan. It's like seeing– It's like. 0:48:18.140 --> 0:48:19.100 Seeing a wonder of the world. 0:48:19.120 --> 0:48:20.360 They were the heroes. And he knows who I am. 0:48:20.480 --> 0:48:20.680 Yeah. 0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:22.160 Johnny, that's his real name. 0:48:22.180 --> 0:48:24.060 Yeah, and Rebel and all these kind of– Yeah, Rebel. 0:48:24.100 --> 0:48:24.820 What about Rebel? 0:48:24.860 --> 0:48:28.759 They were all the characters. Anyway, Simon, who's still a 0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:30.810 friend of mine, he put this on his socials the 0:48:30.830 --> 0:48:34.630 other day and it made me think. He said that 0:48:34.930 --> 0:48:37.650 he saw a woman at an intersection not far from 0:48:37.690 --> 0:48:39.850 where he lives. There were some beautiful kangaroo paws. You 0:48:39.870 --> 0:48:42.110 know the beautiful wildlife– wildflowers. 0:48:42.370 --> 0:48:42.630 Yeah. 0:48:42.770 --> 0:48:43.830 You know what a kangaroo paw is? 0:48:44.090 --> 0:48:47.310 Yeah, it's like a– It's a wildflower. 0:48:47.969 --> 0:48:49.480 You get a lot of them in Western Australia, where 0:48:49.500 --> 0:48:51.660 Simon is from, but this was in Sydney. He said 0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:54.880 there's an area not far from his home where every 0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:59.719 year they bloom and they're beautiful, in public space. He 0:48:59.780 --> 0:49:01.840 said he saw a woman jump out with some scissors 0:49:01.900 --> 0:49:04.480 and just hack a stack off and take them off. 0:49:04.540 --> 0:49:05.160 Take a cutting? 0:49:05.200 --> 0:49:07.230 Take a cutting. Well, more than a cutting. She took 0:49:07.310 --> 0:49:10.190 two or three big stems and drove off. And he 0:49:10.230 --> 0:49:13.009 was angry with himself that he didn't get hurt. Number 0:49:13.050 --> 0:49:14.500 plate didn't do any of that sort of stuff because 0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:15.180 it happened so quickly. 0:49:15.219 --> 0:49:16.899 Well, you wouldn't take them all, though. Did she take 0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:17.180 a lot? 0:49:17.280 --> 0:49:19.950 Well, she took enough. And see, if everyone took something. 0:49:20.170 --> 0:49:23.469 this is what the question is. There are rules around this. 0:49:24.070 --> 0:49:27.740 In Australia, taking public flower cuttings can be illegal, can 0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:31.040 be considered theft in parks and gardens where the plants 0:49:31.060 --> 0:49:33.900 are considered public property. Taking a small cutting, I think, 0:49:33.960 --> 0:49:36.440 is more arbitrary. But what do you deem to be 0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:37.260 a small cutting? 0:49:37.940 --> 0:49:38.040 Sure. 0:49:38.060 --> 0:49:41.259 Remember our friend's mother who was getting married? And she 0:49:41.320 --> 0:49:44.040 went to the church the night before, took her scissors 0:49:44.100 --> 0:49:46.480 along and cut a whole lot of flowers to make 0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:48.930 her wedding flowers from the church where she was getting married. 0:49:48.950 --> 0:49:52.950 And it'd been a funeral the night before. And this 0:49:53.010 --> 0:49:53.910 lady's got a bit of money. 0:49:53.930 --> 0:49:55.650 Yeah, but they were cuttings from the garden. 0:49:56.489 --> 0:49:56.930 You know. 0:49:58.070 --> 0:50:00.390 I'll tell you what I've been known to do. If 0:50:00.450 --> 0:50:03.200 there's a beautiful bottle brush or something like that and 0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:05.680 it's on public land or if it's leaning right over, 0:50:05.700 --> 0:50:07.259 I might just snap a bit off and put it 0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:08.140 in a vase when I get home. 0:50:08.260 --> 0:50:11.700 There's been a bit of controversy, people ripping off grass trees. 0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:13.799 What's a grass tree? 0:50:13.900 --> 0:50:16.239 You know, the grass tree, it's like a … Used. 0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:17.640 To have a different name, those big things. 0:50:18.660 --> 0:50:20.819 Yeah, used to. Now, that's another one, isn't it? 0:50:20.910 --> 0:50:21.759 Oh, I don't know. 0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:25.190 Anyway, the grass tree, they take years to grow. So 0:50:25.210 --> 0:50:26.770 you just go out into the national park and you 0:50:26.790 --> 0:50:27.020 get one off. 0:50:27.030 --> 0:50:27.589 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:50:27.650 --> 0:50:31.270 And a lot of unscrupulous landscapers were nicking it. 0:50:31.330 --> 0:50:32.049 And then selling them. 0:50:32.070 --> 0:50:33.950 And they'd sell a mature one for two grand. 0:50:34.630 --> 0:50:38.529 Do you ever take cuttings? Old ladies used to do 0:50:38.570 --> 0:50:41.470 it all the time. If something's hanging over your fence, 0:50:41.489 --> 0:50:43.370 we've got some beautiful flowers hanging over the fence from 0:50:43.390 --> 0:50:45.350 the neighbours, I wouldn't feel right cutting them. 0:50:45.820 --> 0:50:48.040 What if you went past a bit of, hey, man. 0:50:48.060 --> 0:50:49.200 Oh, God. 0:50:49.219 --> 0:50:51.080 Why don't you take a bit of it? Although, you 0:50:51.300 --> 0:50:53.040 don't want to get a cement block around your feet. 0:50:54.200 --> 0:50:55.060 The question is. 0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:58.540 Well, I think this is something that's reserved for Sam, 0:50:58.600 --> 0:50:59.120 if you will. 0:50:59.219 --> 0:51:01.520 The good old-fashioned pub test. 0:51:01.580 --> 0:51:01.930 Yeah. 0:51:02.110 --> 0:51:06.049 Taking public flower cuttings. Does this pass the pub test? 0:51:06.110 --> 0:51:09.790 Which side of the literal fence are you on? Damnation. 0:51:10.690 --> 0:51:11.350 Everybody. 0:51:11.390 --> 0:51:11.969 Fast money. 0:51:12.030 --> 0:51:12.670 Extra cash. 0:51:12.750 --> 0:51:13.290 Any money? 0:51:13.310 --> 0:51:14.370 Jonesy and Demanders. 0:51:14.390 --> 0:51:15.069 That's the plan. 0:51:15.070 --> 0:51:18.069 10 questions, 60 seconds on the clock. You can pass 0:51:18.110 --> 0:51:19.770 if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to 0:51:19.810 --> 0:51:21.930 that question if time permits. If you get all the 0:51:21.969 --> 0:51:24.180 questions right, $ 1, 000. 0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:26.480 You can make it $ 2, 000 by answering a bonus question, 0:51:26.500 --> 0:51:27.520 but it's double or nothing. 0:51:27.560 --> 0:51:29.580 Does that happen for Jay of Werribee? 0:51:29.940 --> 0:51:30.640 Hello, Jay. 0:51:32.460 --> 0:51:32.520 Hi. 0:51:33.180 --> 0:51:35.040 How are you? Are you in a comfortable position to 0:51:35.100 --> 0:51:35.960 answer the questions? 0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:41.089 Yes, I am. I'm just driving home stuck in Melbourne traffic, 0:51:41.210 --> 0:51:42.070 so I'm going nowhere. 0:51:42.210 --> 0:51:43.549 Well, give us whereabouts are you right now? 0:51:44.969 --> 0:51:45.890 Stuck on the freeway. 0:51:46.210 --> 0:51:46.390 No. 0:51:46.950 --> 0:51:47.450 On the tower? 0:51:47.870 --> 0:51:50.210 From Melbourne to Geelong freeway. 0:51:50.430 --> 0:51:51.870 Your hand's free, I assume? 0:51:51.870 --> 0:51:53.810 100%. 0:51:53.810 --> 0:51:56.469 That's a soulless ride, the Melbourne to Geelong freeway. I 0:51:56.510 --> 0:51:57.310 did that recently. 0:51:58.950 --> 0:52:01.390 Yeah, sometimes people can't drive. 0:52:01.700 --> 0:52:01.859 Yep. 0:52:02.090 --> 0:52:03.390 Unfortunately, it is what it is. 0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:06.680 Well, Jay, maybe those slack drivers will help you here. 0:52:06.739 --> 0:52:08.960 Yeah, that's right. Though you will need to concentrate because 0:52:08.980 --> 0:52:11.440 we've got 10 questions. We've got 60 seconds. If you're 0:52:11.460 --> 0:52:14.020 not sure, say pass. We might have time to come back, okay? 0:52:15.250 --> 0:52:15.330 Sure. 0:52:15.390 --> 0:52:18.270 All right, Jay, let's begin. Here comes question number one. 0:52:18.650 --> 0:52:20.530 What animal does a caterpillar turn into? 0:52:20.550 --> 0:52:22.550 Butterfly. 0:52:22.670 --> 0:52:24.970 Question two, which vitamin comes from the sun? 0:52:26.580 --> 0:52:27.259 Vitamin D. 0:52:27.500 --> 0:52:30.620 Question three, more smart, more safe is a slogan for 0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:31.280 which brand? 0:52:33.219 --> 0:52:33.459 Pass. 0:52:33.880 --> 0:52:36.800 Question four, cornflower is a shade of which colour? 0:52:39.250 --> 0:52:39.489 White. 0:52:40.350 --> 0:52:42.070 It's blue. 0:52:42.150 --> 0:52:44.810 Cornflower blue is a colour of people's eyes. 0:52:44.730 --> 0:52:47.050 And I will say this, Jay, in the man's world, 0:52:47.670 --> 0:52:48.610 it would just be blue. 0:52:49.690 --> 0:52:52.420 That's, you know. Well, you mean you wouldn't call it cornflower? 0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:55.859 There's a paint colour called hogsbristle. What colour is that? 0:52:56.040 --> 0:53:00.149 It's white. So, you know, men, if men just did 0:53:00.210 --> 0:53:01.750 paint colours, you'd just have. 0:53:01.810 --> 0:53:03.290 Men do paint colours, Brendan. 0:53:03.310 --> 0:53:04.930 Yeah, but the women come up with the dumb names. 0:53:04.989 --> 0:53:05.489 How do you know? 0:53:05.530 --> 0:53:06.250 Like duck egg blue. 0:53:06.270 --> 0:53:06.670 How do you know? 0:53:07.140 --> 0:53:09.279 Because I know, because my wife paints a lot. 0:53:09.360 --> 0:53:10.779 Yeah, she doesn't come up with the names. There's a 0:53:10.780 --> 0:53:12.710 whole community of men and women who come up with 0:53:12.750 --> 0:53:13.290 those names. 0:53:13.690 --> 0:53:16.030 I don't want war between the sexes here. I'm just saying. 0:53:16.510 --> 0:53:20.370 Question three, Jay. More smart, more safe, more teen. 0:53:20.390 --> 0:53:23.270 Oh, I'm more teen. 0:53:23.410 --> 0:53:23.819 Yeah. 0:53:23.890 --> 0:53:24.990 You have a good weekend, Jay. 0:53:25.060 --> 0:53:26.100 Yeah, drive carefully. 0:53:26.120 --> 0:53:28.319 Sorry, bye for now. 0:53:28.340 --> 0:53:29.620 Okay, thank you, Jay. 0:53:29.640 --> 0:53:32.410 Bye for now. Keep smiling. If you'd like, Jay, we'd 0:53:32.430 --> 0:53:34.549 like to be not stuck in the traffic, going from 0:53:34.570 --> 0:53:39.950 Melbourne to Geelong, but joining us, jonesyandamanda.com.au. Jam Nation. 0:53:40.489 --> 0:53:41.380 The pub test. 0:53:41.390 --> 0:53:41.610 Pub test. 0:53:41.660 --> 0:53:42.419 Pass the pub test. 0:53:42.500 --> 0:53:45.300 If something sounds unlikely, then it should fail. 0:53:45.340 --> 0:53:46.060 The pub test. 0:53:46.120 --> 0:53:46.819 Yeah, the pub test. 0:53:46.860 --> 0:53:48.400 Doesn't pass the sniff test. 0:53:48.440 --> 0:53:48.819 Stop it. 0:53:49.180 --> 0:53:49.940 It's not helpful. 0:53:50.100 --> 0:53:54.040 Taking public flower cuttings. Simon Reeve, my mate from Beyond 2000, 0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:56.259 put on his socials recently that he saw a woman 0:53:56.300 --> 0:53:59.700 jumping out and cutting some publicly grown kangaroo paws. 0:53:59.719 --> 0:53:59.939 Mm-hmm. 0:54:00.460 --> 0:54:02.580 Cutting in three or four stems, driving off with them. 0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:06.480 And he's saying he felt outraged. What if everyone did that? 0:54:06.940 --> 0:54:09.280 And what are the rules? Apparently it can be illegal, 0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:12.580 considered a theft in some places, but often it's just 0:54:12.640 --> 0:54:14.759 seen as, look, a little bit of a snip won't hurt. 0:54:14.780 --> 0:54:16.719 If it's leaning over your fence, if you're seeing it 0:54:16.760 --> 0:54:19.359 here and there. Used to people, old ladies just walk 0:54:19.380 --> 0:54:21.380 around the neighbourhood with scissors and hacked anything they liked. 0:54:21.460 --> 0:54:22.140 Can I have a cutting? 0:54:22.469 --> 0:54:23.339 Yeah, a cutting. 0:54:23.460 --> 0:54:26.780 My neighbour, she gave me a bird, bird of paradise. 0:54:26.980 --> 0:54:27.880 But she gave it to you? 0:54:27.920 --> 0:54:28.420 Yeah, she gave it to me. 0:54:28.420 --> 0:54:29.580 You didn't go in and hack it in the middle 0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:29.880 of the night. 0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:32.720 No, but I was commenting on her bird of paradise. 0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:33.400 I said, oh, look at that. 0:54:33.420 --> 0:54:33.700 It's great. 0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:34.380 She goes, do you want one? 0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:35.020 I went, yeah, sure. 0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:37.460 And those things, they grow wildly. They're beautiful. 0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:38.160 They are beautiful. 0:54:38.180 --> 0:54:40.010 Yeah, but now I've got too many birds of paradise. 0:54:40.370 --> 0:54:41.489 Oh, what a complaint. 0:54:41.510 --> 0:54:44.030 Yeah, but I'm amazed at how quick they grow. 0:54:44.130 --> 0:54:47.029 Taking public flower cuttings. Does this pass the pub test? 0:54:47.570 --> 0:54:48.460 I don't think if you. 0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:50.600 Take a little bit, it hurts. I remember as a kid, 0:54:50.660 --> 0:54:53.660 we'd go out with my grandmother and she would stop and. 0:54:53.600 --> 0:54:56.040 Take little cuttings off trees so that she could grow 0:54:56.060 --> 0:54:56.660 a new tree. 0:54:56.880 --> 0:54:58.660 So I think if you're just taking a little bit, 0:54:59.260 --> 0:55:00.090 I don't see it hurts. 0:55:00.610 --> 0:55:04.469 I have cut some gardenia whenever I see it, but 0:55:04.550 --> 0:55:06.470 not the plants, just the flowers because. 0:55:07.510 --> 0:55:08.310 mine take. 0:55:08.170 --> 0:55:10.230 Ages to come out so when I see them first 0:55:10.270 --> 0:55:13.259 blooming I have to have some cuttings because they smell 0:55:13.300 --> 0:55:17.000 so gorgeous I snipped some from a Kmart garden once 0:55:17.340 --> 0:55:21.780 and outside of doctor surgery and at Harvey. 0:55:21.540 --> 0:55:24.739 Norman I don't think it's right but look I'm I'm 0:55:24.760 --> 0:55:26.940 gonna be honest I have done it I actually did 0:55:26.980 --> 0:55:30.299 it last week so I'm throwing myself under the bus 0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:33.650 here look but I only took three flowers because my 0:55:33.750 --> 0:55:36.860 friend's grandma passed away. So I wanted to sort of do, 0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:39.340 and I don't have any flowers in my garden at home. 0:55:39.780 --> 0:55:42.299 But in saying that, I think it's wrong. I won't 0:55:42.340 --> 0:55:42.840 do it again. 0:55:42.860 --> 0:55:46.370 We're all the same, aren't we? I don't like it 0:55:46.390 --> 0:55:47.830 if everyone does it, but I'm just going to take 0:55:47.870 --> 0:55:48.650 a little bit myself. 0:55:49.270 --> 0:55:51.009 Only if you go past Amanda's house and you get 0:55:51.050 --> 0:55:51.330 a bit of. 0:55:51.290 --> 0:55:52.370 The, hey, man. 0:55:53.030 --> 0:55:53.930 Righto, UT. 0:55:54.270 --> 0:55:57.290 That's enough. Well, Brendan, I hope you're happy with yourself. 0:55:57.450 --> 0:55:57.870 Indeed. 0:55:58.110 --> 0:55:59.990 We're going to be back tomorrow. We have a great 0:56:00.070 --> 0:56:01.130 Friday field session. 0:56:01.150 --> 0:56:02.220 Can you say who it is? Say it, say it, 0:56:02.250 --> 0:56:02.440 say it. 0:56:02.610 --> 0:56:03.150 Peter Garrett. 0:56:03.190 --> 0:56:05.430 Peter Garrett, Martin Rotzi from Midnight Oil. 0:56:05.650 --> 0:56:07.509 They are going to be in here performing. 0:56:07.550 --> 0:56:08.890 Don't know what they'll be performing. 0:56:08.910 --> 0:56:10.410 Incredible. I'm so excited. 0:56:10.770 --> 0:56:14.130 Also, Instagram makes its return. And our hot lap for 0:56:14.150 --> 0:56:17.259 the Melbourne Grand Prix, jonesiedamanda.com.au. 0:56:17.469 --> 0:56:19.580 You'd better be here tomorrow. This is where it's all happening. 0:56:19.600 --> 0:56:21.379 Don't call us. We'll call you and we'll catch you then. 0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:22.400 Good day to you. 0:56:23.230 --> 0:56:25.160 Well, thank God that's over. 0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:28.850 Catch up on the Jonesy and Demander podcast. Download the 0:56:28.910 --> 0:56:30.490 free iHeart app now. 0:56:30.510 --> 0:56:33.980 See you next time. 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