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Speaker 2: Love, Got anything Good?
Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Alex, morning, and good morning Patsy.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 1: Now listen, Pats, I had a lot of complaints about
Speaker 1: you have the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: What's new?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a bumper or so many, so
Speaker 1: many letters every day, say Christian, it's about three weeks
Speaker 1: since we've heard of our Andre and the Langer. Please
Speaker 1: rectify this. Well, the two power couple falling out.
Speaker 5: I'm happy to report that the relationship is still alive
Speaker 5: and well, and it was reignited last All that sounds
Speaker 5: really wrong last night totally professional? Can I reiterate?
Speaker 4: And now?
Speaker 5: I had a lovely festive dinner with Andrea and the
Speaker 5: team last night. They've launched their festive menu and it
Speaker 5: was well, we were stuffed like turkeys?
Speaker 4: Can you.
Speaker 1: Was not a phrase? Do you want to be waking
Speaker 1: up with this morning? Apologies, dear listeners.
Speaker 4: Oh my lord, we rolled out of there. But how's
Speaker 4: this for service we do? Alex goes on.
Speaker 5: We turned up last night and he's waiting out the front.
Speaker 5: We got like the official Andre welcome. How special is that?
Speaker 4: I felt like some.
Speaker 5: Sort of mob queen as we rolled up in the Tucson,
Speaker 5: the three of us.
Speaker 4: As we rolled out the ivy.
Speaker 1: We stood out the front. No no, no, no, don't park it
Speaker 1: out the front. No no, no, no. It's a special
Speaker 1: to start the staff car park going, keep going, go
Speaker 1: down another level, go down another level, go down to
Speaker 1: the boiler and pucket there. Now we don't have the
Speaker 1: two shit at the front with the Lambos, the Porsches,
Speaker 1: the Rangees. Yeah, he was out the front. I can
Speaker 1: smell the fumes and the old ikansaw chugger bugger just
Speaker 1: come out of the west gate.
Speaker 4: Right now, backfires as we pull up. But that was lovely.
Speaker 1: So do you have the proper stuff like the turkey?
Speaker 4: It was just insane.
Speaker 5: You know, they've got about twenty chefs working on any
Speaker 5: shift there.
Speaker 4: I mean you've been there. It's just you should have
Speaker 4: seen the turkey. I said, it's insane. That was just
Speaker 4: for us. REYO, No, it looks so perfect.
Speaker 5: Do you know when you see a movie, especially like
Speaker 5: a Thanksgiving American movie, and they've got like the pretend
Speaker 5: turkey on screen, like it looks so perfect. That's what
Speaker 5: they're like. This big bird. It was so impressive. I've
Speaker 5: never tried cooking turkey. I wouldn't even dare like, I
Speaker 5: wouldn't even have the gum.
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's not like any other meat. It's really
Speaker 1: really hard. Oh my god. We've had so many Christmas
Speaker 1: mountdowns over the year doing that turkey because you don't
Speaker 1: because you're not used to it. Yeah, you know, like
Speaker 1: with chicken or any other thing, you kind of know it. Yeh,
Speaker 1: Turkeys you do annually and there's about ten of the
Speaker 1: sort of trimmings and stuff like that. You're trying to
Speaker 1: get the timing right as well. Honestly, my wife has
Speaker 1: cried more on Christmas Day than any other day. And
Speaker 1: it's all about that flipping turkey. Oh.
Speaker 5: I said to the chef, is this like low and
Speaker 5: slow cooked? And he said, no, the secret is to
Speaker 5: actually do it. I guess I've got industrial ovens there,
Speaker 5: but he said, you actually do it quite quickly, and
Speaker 5: that why it doesn't try out And this just just melted.
Speaker 4: In your mouth.
Speaker 1: Can I just try and shove mine in the microwaves.
Speaker 4: And that'll be nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All steamed up, but yeah it was.
Speaker 5: It was lovely, But it's really funny because uds has
Speaker 5: been off school, was off school Monday because she was
Speaker 5: a little bit under the weather and miraculous.
Speaker 1: Was she under the weather or was it simply just
Speaker 1: a fair response to those teachers just eke out the
Speaker 1: last couple of weeks doing that. Exams are all done.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. We'd be doing the same. Okay,
Speaker 1: you haven't heard the competition. We've got the next hour.
Speaker 1: That's us basically being teachers at this time of the year.
Speaker 1: I have only got a couple more shows left. Just keep
Speaker 1: a bit of the tank for next year and then
Speaker 1: we go national. There's no point getting the good stuff out,
Speaker 1: get the cheap crockery out for listeners.
Speaker 6: Now do you.
Speaker 1: Remember the tea you would watch like movies, and I
Speaker 1: guarantee there's classrooms tomorrow that betch watching the ashes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: better school's planning on doing that during those last couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. The teachers will just hired burn out.
Speaker 4: Well they've got them.
Speaker 5: They're busy report writing, remember, like, they don't stop, and
Speaker 5: they're planning for next use.
Speaker 1: You gotta hope they're using chat ept to do take
Speaker 1: care of all that. Now we would we knew if
Speaker 1: you could I'm not feed the kids.
Speaker 5: Name in yeah, yeah, well what is midiear report said
Speaker 5: that she competed very well in the swimming carnival, which
Speaker 5: she didn't even go to.
Speaker 1: Go to that kid's talents though.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: She didn't.
Speaker 4: She goes, Mom, I didn't even go. I don't like
Speaker 4: hardible French.
Speaker 5: Last week they just watched a French movie. I don't
Speaker 5: know what the movie was.
Speaker 1: But I was going to.
Speaker 6: Put a movie on.
Speaker 1: We had to watch that one. But no.
Speaker 5: She made a miraculous recovery in time for dinner last
Speaker 5: you know, even emailed me from school at lunch time
Speaker 5: to say, how Mom, I'm feeling from.
Speaker 4: The space I am on board with your dad tonight.
Speaker 6: She emails.
Speaker 4: She emailed me from school.
Speaker 6: I didn't kids email she does?
Speaker 4: Or what's for dinner? I need to go to Mecca
Speaker 4: when you pick me up, or you know, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just at her whim emailing your parents. That's a whole
Speaker 1: other level.
Speaker 6: I know, very business life is so formal. I know,
Speaker 6: it's like, we'll look back to this one later.
Speaker 7: Mom kind of regards right about your performers.
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Speaker 1: Morning Today, Patsy is today the sunny day of the year.
Speaker 5: I have good news team sunny twenty nine today tomorrow
Speaker 5: thirty three, a bit of a late change, but fabulous weather.
Speaker 5: And you know what the bomb tells me today that
Speaker 5: we are going to get warmer than average temperatures throughout
Speaker 5: December in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: So when's that going to start?
Speaker 3: Soon?
Speaker 4: Like today twenty nine?
Speaker 1: Good? You know we're in December, it's summertime. It's summer
Speaker 1: it up Melbourne.
Speaker 5: So if you're not get the board shorts out, we're
Speaker 5: about to put them on.
Speaker 1: Get the board shots. Did you sound up the mayor
Speaker 1: and jaws, Get down to the bag, get your forties on,
Speaker 1: get the old speedo's out and clean yourself up, sir
Speaker 1: first see Salmond or Darley poking out your front All right,
Speaker 1: fire up, there's two extra time and the time waster. Now,
Speaker 1: yesterday's time waster was curry songs, and there was so
Speaker 1: many we thought we'd do a part two, an extra
Speaker 1: time waste this morning for yourk curry songs. We do
Speaker 1: have a great prize actually, so next year this show
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Speaker 1: curry songs. I had some extra ones that I had
Speaker 1: by the side for yesterday rio. Are you ready to
Speaker 1: mark yes now? When I said, and that means these
Speaker 1: aren't primo as well. Okay, fight for your writer Party Silver.
Speaker 1: It's a side dish for those that don't know now,
Speaker 1: we played it the other week. Remember sex Bomb, Tom
Speaker 1: Jones sex Bomb, Aloo Gold and one for Patsy. I know,
Speaker 1: Patsy your favorite song is me and Bobby McGhee. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: of course the curry version of that is ghee Bobby McGee.
Speaker 7: This is a bit of rater on the side.
Speaker 1: Carry one last one. I'm sure this is a gold.
Speaker 1: It's my bargie and I cry if I want.
Speaker 8: I didn't know where to go that one, not Barsie
Speaker 8: and they could.
Speaker 1: Got there in the end. Keep digging, guys, Moto for
Speaker 1: today's show, real what have you got? Curry songs?
Speaker 6: Alu is it me? You're looking for us?
Speaker 1: That's high, that's very good gold, ryo.
Speaker 7: Ah, is there life on Masala? David Bowie loves a curry.
Speaker 1: And that right there is a crisp bronze.
Speaker 6: And finally dull side of the moon.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, yeah, very good gold.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: We're doing an extra time waster today, extra time waster
Speaker 1: because yesterday there were so many great ones for curry songs.
Speaker 1: We're doing a part two this morning. Rio you're ready
Speaker 1: to mark.
Speaker 6: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: We've got some very good ones. Okay, up for grabs
Speaker 1: them best and showing this one version of the Extra
Speaker 1: time Waster. It's a dab Korea funk Debbie Radio. We've
Speaker 1: got Chris has got Rhianna and under my masala alah
Speaker 1: Ala Hey hey gold Chris, well done, Uh better massa
Speaker 1: man silver on Lauren Somemosa Fields forever, not strawberry feels through,
Speaker 1: but some Mosa Fields forever. Franz Ferd and I love
Speaker 1: a curry ticker me out gold ticker me what about
Speaker 1: Canaann gold plaster takes some being that Canaarn is so
Speaker 1: good puffects as is yours. Johnny Murder on the danceack Floor,
Speaker 1: living on Panier Silver tick a ticker boom.
Speaker 6: Ives gold.
Speaker 1: Yes, just a love that they were great bands.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: First, chutney is the deepest gold. I tried to find
Speaker 1: a chutney one that's brilliant, well done. Pink Floyd at
Speaker 1: the Curryhouse, wish you are Paneer gold. What I'm tears
Speaker 1: are my pal silver because I got tie. Did you
Speaker 1: remember that? I got that Afro.
Speaker 6: The streets will never forget Afro man.
Speaker 1: Nanitaado. All right, they're very good, well done, so many
Speaker 1: golds there. But Rio, who's best in show today?
Speaker 6: He nan that was brilliant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you didn't put your name on it, but
Speaker 1: great work. Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: I thought i'd be productive today. I woke up about
Speaker 1: sort of three o'clock so on. I couldn't go back
Speaker 1: to sleep, so I thought, I just get up, you know,
Speaker 1: otherwise you know you're not going to get back to sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get stressed. I thought I'm going to
Speaker 1: use this time just to do some online Christmas shopping.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a mistake. Just like you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to go online. There should be like breathalysers with
Speaker 1: laptops and phones. You know, if you if you're on
Speaker 1: the influence, you've got no bitsiness put any messages on
Speaker 1: social media buying anything. Same if you're tired at three am.
Speaker 1: So Ruby, my oldest daughter is really into like true crime.
Speaker 1: She just loves the podcast, reads all these books on it,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to get some I found out that
Speaker 1: you can do these kind of for like a family
Speaker 1: can do these true crime cases where you try and
Speaker 1: work out what happened and you're racing each other, try
Speaker 1: and find the verdict from actual true crimes. And I
Speaker 1: brought one and I've just seen the email. It's an
Speaker 1: online one.
Speaker 6: Oh so not a physical game.
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, so we can all log on zoom
Speaker 1: and play in the same house. Not a gift. Nope,
Speaker 1: not a gift. Not fifty two bucks wasted.
Speaker 6: Oh that's for a digital game.
Speaker 1: Do you think I can even go back to them
Speaker 1: and go, I'm sorry, three am just an idiot, just
Speaker 1: didn't read it properly. That is not a gift. They
Speaker 1: come on, game, Come on, we've had the turkey. Everyone's
Speaker 1: a bit tired. Let's just log on. You go upstairs
Speaker 1: in your bedroom. You go in your bedroom. I'll go
Speaker 1: in the car, Sarah, you go in the front room.
Speaker 1: Let's all get on soon, creating account. Do you know what, No,
Speaker 1: it's especially Tommy. That's up. Great, let's go Microsoft Teams. Actually,
Speaker 1: let's let's take it to teams. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: into this week's what's the year? My friend?
Speaker 9: Do you know what they released Free Willie. Was it
Speaker 9: eighty nine or nine three? Or when did Dina record Life?
Speaker 9: Four brands? I'm not very good with taste.
Speaker 6: Does anybody they know? What's the year again? What's the year?
Speaker 6: My friend?
Speaker 1: All right? Testin? Wow? How well do you know music? Movies?
Speaker 1: TV shows from the eighties, nineties, naughties and the twenties
Speaker 1: as well? Are we ready to play Rio Alex and Pats? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right? This is an incredible movie, great one from
Speaker 1: Christopher Nolan. Interstellar, Oh We'll see it? What a beautiful
Speaker 1: last film? So much. The soundtrack is hands him at.
Speaker 1: This track is called corn filled Chase. I love this.
Speaker 1: It's going to do it and fall now excuse me?
Speaker 1: All right? So what year was inter Stella? Oh?
Speaker 6: I reckon twenty thirteen?
Speaker 1: Oh, so close.
Speaker 4: Twenty eleven, So far away.
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen? On the nose?
Speaker 6: That scene is banging on the window. Matthew mcconnough.
Speaker 1: He's incredible movie in that. Yeah, he's brilliant. That the
Speaker 1: scene though, where it's where he's crying watching the video.
Speaker 1: The messages guests are one of one of the most
Speaker 1: heartbreak scenes in movies and cinema. It's a great, great movie.
Speaker 1: You'd love that parts. Actually, Watchever Christmas a good.
Speaker 4: Watch it this week saying it about ten times? Have
Speaker 4: you all right? It's on the least.
Speaker 1: When people said that there's no way they've seen it
Speaker 1: ten times, I have. There's no way, no way, and
Speaker 1: you'd watch that great big movie ten.
Speaker 6: I've seen it ten times at least I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 1: All right, Tomorrow on the show, an interstellar quiz for you, Alex,
Speaker 1: bring it on. I'm going to call this are you
Speaker 1: inter stella? Thank you mate? All right, let's go to
Speaker 1: a song now you two banger of a song? Beautiful day?
Speaker 1: Do you know NASA play this to the astronauts of
Speaker 1: space missions to wake them up nice once? But every
Speaker 1: day I'm like, Houston, we have a problem. Put something
Speaker 1: on from Joshua Tree. Mix it up. Streets have no name,
Speaker 1: not this every day irritating grand dog day enough as
Speaker 1: it is up here, checking on the crest and how
Speaker 1: it's growing.
Speaker 6: It's a beautiful day today, it is it is?
Speaker 4: But what year is it?
Speaker 6: Rio?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, Christians, I did the queens, thank you? Put my
Speaker 1: interest in a sombos along you.
Speaker 6: Two thousand and five oh no.
Speaker 1: No, surely right decade?
Speaker 4: Oh is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh gee, they're so timeless. All right, I'll just
Speaker 5: too late, you reckon. I'm going to say two thousand
Speaker 5: and one.
Speaker 1: Oh three, No, two thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I thought.
Speaker 1: That was like two thousand and nine, twenty ten. I
Speaker 1: didn't real nice beautiful day. Let's play that next. By
Speaker 1: the way, it's a great song, perfect for today. Now,
Speaker 1: this was a great TV show, really out there, way
Speaker 1: ahead of its time. Twin Peaks.
Speaker 6: I know very little about Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1: This would have been before your time, young baby boy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's I was at UNI watching this pert Yeah.
Speaker 1: I loved it, really, I was addicted to It's brilliant show.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say, I'm going to say ninety two,
Speaker 5: but it might be earlier.
Speaker 1: Close parts, really close ninety Yes, well done, Alex. I
Speaker 1: was seeing that TV show eleven times.
Speaker 4: You get to do a quiz that haunting music as well,
Speaker 4: didn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It did? Yeah? Yeah, they released it, didn't I
Speaker 1: think I went to number one and a few countries
Speaker 1: around the world nineteen ninety for the great Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to this bang, another big hit.
Speaker 1: I love It. Van Hayden's only US number one single
Speaker 1: stayed on top for five straight weeks, back when singles
Speaker 1: were a big thing and it mattered like the top
Speaker 1: forty countdown? What's a number one this week? These days,
Speaker 1: I have no idea what the number one is. It
Speaker 1: doesn't anymore.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: The anticipation of taking.
Speaker 1: Sunday night. Do you know what this is? So sad?
Speaker 1: But I they want to be DJ. I would record
Speaker 1: the top forty. Then what I would do, because I
Speaker 1: had a tape to tape machine, I will then play
Speaker 1: it back the song when I was recording on my
Speaker 1: other thing, and then I would pause it where the
Speaker 1: DJ was about to back announce the song and go,
Speaker 1: no move this week at number nine for you too?
Speaker 1: And I would do that.
Speaker 4: Oh oh that's cute. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry. If I didn't do that, rio you would have
Speaker 1: a job, buddy, so'd be grateful. That's what I did
Speaker 1: back in the day. I'm sorry someone us didn't just
Speaker 1: slide into a bass.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say what I eighties, isn't it constant
Speaker 5: eighty six?
Speaker 1: No, I'll say eighty seven? No anymore? Bang, not even
Speaker 1: more then, not even doing but ten countdowns in the
Speaker 1: bedroom Hot one hundred. It was not hot to tell
Speaker 1: you that. Oh, let's move on. Sad times, sad times.
Speaker 1: Let's go to one of the great greatest plot to
Speaker 1: us in a movie ever. We're talking about the usual Suspects,
Speaker 1: and I guess she'll never hear from him again.
Speaker 3: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the
Speaker 3: world he didn't exist.
Speaker 6: She'll and like that He's gone.
Speaker 1: Is a so yeah, brilliant movie, really really smart movie.
Speaker 1: But what was a year?
Speaker 4: I'm feeling like it was the nineties again?
Speaker 6: Nineties year.
Speaker 5: I don't think where I was when I watched it.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say ninety three.
Speaker 1: That's not the quiz. You where we driving passion on
Speaker 1: the back seat?
Speaker 4: What sort of era were we in? Did we have mullets?
Speaker 4: What will we win?
Speaker 1: You've still got one? Now? And then call no so
Speaker 1: close but no cigar? Yes, usual suspects, But BlimE me,
Speaker 1: that so many years ago? Now? So good?
Speaker 4: Did that win an oscar?
Speaker 1: Yes? It did? I think it won a couple and
Speaker 1: also that whole caste postlewait as well. Spacey Okay, let's
Speaker 1: take a break.
Speaker 6: From the artist.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's you cowards. Didn't even mention his name.
Speaker 1: You're going through the whole cart so that the main
Speaker 1: guy doesn't get a mention. Is he allowed back on Netflix? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. They should have a Netflix bit for
Speaker 1: canceled people.
Speaker 6: I think he's doing cruises.
Speaker 7: What you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw his name come up on a cruise.
Speaker 6: Is cheeing crooning doing your singing singing on cruises?
Speaker 1: Now? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Dear what it too? You're right today he did.
Speaker 1: Actually no need for that if you're doing anympression of
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey Lester's take a break. Okay, everybody take a moment.
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Speaker 1: heard you talk about the next the cricket tomorrow, the
Speaker 1: ashes stunting up again. I thought i'd send you a
Speaker 1: tribute song digit Paul. I already can get an inkling
Speaker 1: of what this is going to be. I was at
Speaker 1: least thinking that today to enjoy the sunshine before the
Speaker 1: sledge and starts back up tomorrow. But no, even on ashes, Eve,
Speaker 1: I'm not safe. It's to the tune of Queens another
Speaker 1: one bites of Dust, Please forgive my delivery. My singing
Speaker 1: is a bit like your English cricket team. A lot
Speaker 1: of promise, but mediocre at best. Fondest regards are they, Paul?
Speaker 1: Are they fond regards? The's ever listens is Paul's song?
Speaker 11: The player walked raily out to the crease with the
Speaker 11: helmet the way down low, not a sound and a
Speaker 11: heartbeat pounding. Is he really ready to have a go?
Speaker 6: For this.
Speaker 11: We're hanging on the edge of our seat, out of
Speaker 11: the ball's hand. The pall sick straight the scrips.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Another pom bites the dust. The first one's gone. Yes,
Speaker 11: the first one's gone. Another opener not up for snuff.
Speaker 1: Let's get a clip of that I'm sure be using
Speaker 1: after first play. Another pom bites the dust. Fondest regards, Christian.
Speaker 1: Thank you by h now this is this is from Steve.
Speaker 1: Steve wrote us a poem he wanted to try it
Speaker 1: out for the first time about the end of At
Speaker 1: the end of last week's shut about all the stuff
Speaker 1: we got up to sent us another one. Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 1: This week began with an English choir capitulation, So this
Speaker 1: is last week. There'll be no mention of the ashes
Speaker 1: to avoid aggravation. On a positive note, there was Rio's
Speaker 1: new house as well as Christian's new Wisbang Mouse Patsy
Speaker 1: was Patsy was miffed when her flight was delayed to
Speaker 1: whoever made that decision be very afraid. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: did you Alex had a birthday? Yes, everyone did. It
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Speaker 1: in residence. That's very good, Steve, thank you very much
Speaker 1: that I actually look forward to getting your emails with
Speaker 1: them On Christian a few weeks ago you were saying
Speaker 1: how babies aren't being called Malcolm anymore. My husband and
Speaker 1: I are now the very proud grandparents of baby Malcolm.
Speaker 1: Oh mal Yeah malc twenty sixth November twelve, thirty three am.
Speaker 1: He was named after his Papo, Sandy, passed away a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, but is now surely looking down
Speaker 1: with great love. Carol and Don William's congratulations see your
Speaker 1: whole family. Welcome into the world, baby Malcolm. That's great
Speaker 1: to know. Christian, you were doing a phone in a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Whoever driven yourself to hospital? I
Speaker 1: snapped my bicep tendom one night at work. I drove
Speaker 1: myself to hospital because my workmates didn't want to miss
Speaker 1: out on their Christmas and bacon and egg rolls.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a great teammates. He must be working on
Speaker 1: a breakfast show. That kind of a backstabbing. I drove
Speaker 1: myself the hospital Christian, and also needed some help filling
Speaker 1: out the incident report because of course the snapped tendem
Speaker 1: was wiggling like a worm in my arm. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even allowed to day off work.
Speaker 4: What's coat did another job?
Speaker 1: Let's goet of Ben. Now he's left as a voicemail.
Speaker 12: Hey Christian, it's Ben here. When we were younger, my
Speaker 12: mum got a new exercise bike. This is about thirty
Speaker 12: two years ago, so it was before safety was a
Speaker 12: big thing. So this exercise bike had an exposed chain
Speaker 12: and gear mechanism. Mum went to have an app one
Speaker 12: day and told us not to touch it. As soon
Speaker 12: as mum went to bed, and my sister jumped on
Speaker 12: it and started having a play, and I went up
Speaker 12: to her and said, Mum said no. Took my slipper off,
Speaker 12: and I slammed my foot down on the chain and
Speaker 12: it got pulled into the gear mechanism and almost removed
Speaker 12: three of my toes. I had to go and have
Speaker 12: them reattached, and to this day, one of those toes
Speaker 12: is still a little bit tingly reattached.
Speaker 1: He's right though everything was exposed back in the day.
Speaker 1: That didn't sound right, so technically true for some celebrities.
Speaker 1: But anyway, maybe there's a phoney good they said, don't
Speaker 1: touch it. What happened next? Yeah, how many kids were
Speaker 1: board it? Do not touch that? And there's that thing
Speaker 1: of you where you touched that hot pan, yes, stove.
Speaker 1: Even now the moment of waitress says, careful the plates
Speaker 1: are hot, don't we all I don't know what we're
Speaker 1: gonna touch it. You can touch that plate, don't you
Speaker 1: take it on off real quick? And then you got this, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right. How would they be lying to us? Oh
Speaker 1: you weren't kidding? That really is, as you said, a
Speaker 1: hot plate. All right, News and sport coming up next.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, So every single day this week and next
Speaker 1: week as well. We're into the last week and a
Speaker 1: half of shows with you guys. And thanks to E
Speaker 1: and S and Higher Upgrade your Kitchen, Bratham and Launtry
Speaker 1: before the Fest of season, we got big prizes every
Speaker 1: single day with Barry Clause, let's play his song.
Speaker 9: Fair Reclauses come in a test fair reclauses come in
Speaker 9: a test making a list younes truckers with gifts like
Speaker 9: washers and dries and.
Speaker 6: A bloody beeg fridge. Fair reclauses come in at test.
Speaker 6: I'm stopping at the pub.
Speaker 9: All the crown fary causes coming to tim.
Speaker 1: Happy Ian SMUs Barry cause is Santa's bogan brother. Now
Speaker 1: let's just fire up the tech knowlogy for the hang
Speaker 1: on the satellite coordinates. It's thirty two degrees north fifteen west,
Speaker 1: Barry causey there, Christian. How about those sound effects?
Speaker 7: Yes, other days in the actual real satellite sound.
Speaker 1: You're right, silly me, silly me, right, Barry? Can I
Speaker 1: smell a lot of bit of links through the satellite?
Speaker 1: Is that wild Africa got on today?
Speaker 7: Yes, Christian, I've got a big date tonight. So that
Speaker 7: means the Lynx Africa is on?
Speaker 1: Wow? One hundred percent hit rate? Correct?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, never missed with the Lynx.
Speaker 1: One of the lady els caught your eye, Barry, not
Speaker 1: our little guy Elves.
Speaker 6: Yes, the little guy Elp. Actually, yes, his name's.
Speaker 1: We're really modernizing the Christmas story.
Speaker 6: Now, Yes, it's your game to Kate brother chat.
Speaker 1: All the kids at school today.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I'm really excited about the day, but I'm more
Speaker 7: excited Christian about giving away the higher ten kilogram dark
Speaker 7: heat pump dryer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yes, so that's today's big prize. Isn't it a dryer?
Speaker 1: We did the washing machine yesterday, Now we got the
Speaker 1: big one, the dryer.
Speaker 6: Exactly. It just makes sense.
Speaker 7: It's got a large capacity heat pump technology. This one
Speaker 7: can handle everything from Dooner's to woolens, and it will
Speaker 7: not compromise on care.
Speaker 1: I'm fed up with my washer just compromising consistent on
Speaker 1: caret's careless. Actually, right now, let's go. Let's move on
Speaker 1: to today's game, must we? All right?
Speaker 6: Your great idea, wasn't it, Christian?
Speaker 1: The lines come out there? The satellite technology must be
Speaker 1: on the fritz. Now, Barry Claus said, hey, listen, Christian, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you do where It's three songs in the
Speaker 1: higher dryer, and listeners have got to work out what
Speaker 1: the three songs are. I said, Barry, I think we
Speaker 1: should do a better idea than that. But I want
Speaker 1: to be a good leader for the team and empower everybody.
Speaker 1: So we're going to go with Barry Klaus's idea. Now,
Speaker 1: so three songs, listen carefully. Three songs are in the
Speaker 1: spin cycle. What are they? Let's play it.
Speaker 6: That's on radio.
Speaker 1: It's top tier. In no way does this game say.
Speaker 1: We're into the last week and a half of shows
Speaker 1: with you guys, get rid of Australia. You like that?
Speaker 1: More of it's coming your way. Let's hear it again.
Speaker 1: Three songs in a joy You gotta guess all three,
Speaker 1: but a Kennan goes listen. We've got an easier version
Speaker 1: in case you don't get a wit there get it?
Speaker 6: Do you think about listeners?
Speaker 1: I just look and ten lines going immediately halfway through
Speaker 1: the first play, they're area guess the next song. It's
Speaker 1: a mere format of team but call him thirteen fifty
Speaker 1: five twenty two. Three songs in a dry you get it?
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two. We're somehow fingers crossed. I
Speaker 1: hope you can find a winner next.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Every show this week and next week. Big prize is
Speaker 1: thanks to Ianes and higher I've grained your kitchen, bathroom
Speaker 1: and laundry before the festive season. Okay, let's go back
Speaker 1: to's fire up the satellite again. The sound thing it is.
Speaker 3: This is the.
Speaker 1: Satellite that's been locked in. As we go to the
Speaker 1: North Pole, where Santa's bogan brother Barry Clause joins us
Speaker 1: right now live Barry there, Hello, love, Christian HELLI yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. Okay, So we ready to give away
Speaker 1: today's star prize, which is basa.
Speaker 7: It is the higher ten kilogram dark heat pump dryer
Speaker 7: value up to fifteen hundred bucker rooms.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the way you're winning it today, three songs
Speaker 1: in the higher dryer. Can you name all three songs?
Speaker 1: It sounds like this governing. I said, I'm coming around
Speaker 1: to the idea. Now I want to hear it again
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 6: It must be going crazy down there.
Speaker 1: How dare you all right? Kerrie somemohowy chinks you might
Speaker 1: have all the three songs, Kerry, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Carry So tell us about your dry at
Speaker 1: the moment? Is it broken? Well? Yes?
Speaker 2: So I have two teenagers, a boy and a girl,
Speaker 2: and my son seems to think that it's okay that
Speaker 2: we're a top for half an hour and then in
Speaker 2: the wash. You know, it's just ridiculous, but yes it
Speaker 2: has blown up and we are in desperate need of
Speaker 2: a new one.
Speaker 1: Yes, five or six or outfit changes they go through.
Speaker 2: God, what is going on with those teams of today?
Speaker 1: So you're working in running a laundry maat, there's also
Speaker 1: a restaurant.
Speaker 2: From the kitchens to the laundry.
Speaker 1: Side's bending over getting all that stuff in and out,
Speaker 1: so du all day long. And then they go, you
Speaker 1: haven't folded it properly?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, can you iron that one? That one's not folded?
Speaker 10: Grit?
Speaker 2: Can you put it in my bedroom?
Speaker 1: You know air you are a mum in need. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's make you three songs. What do you think they are?
Speaker 2: I believe it is Whitney Houston. Want to dance with somebody?
Speaker 1: Correct a mundo? One from one?
Speaker 2: Choir boys run the paradise?
Speaker 1: Yes, two from two? Can you get three?
Speaker 10: And aha?
Speaker 12: Take on me?
Speaker 1: She shoots, she scores. Yes, you are the winner.
Speaker 2: You win the man, much much, much appreciated.
Speaker 1: It's just going to take the sting out doing all
Speaker 1: that washing and trying a bit, won't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly will. I really do appreciate that. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: Pleasure to have a lovely Christmas you and your family.
Speaker 1: Thanks for going the show.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Now, Barry, what's the big price tomorrow? What do we
Speaker 1: go to our Thursday show? Do we go higher?
Speaker 6: Oh? You bloody bit, we do?
Speaker 2: Christian.
Speaker 7: We've got a high as Stina freestanding dishwasher valued up
Speaker 7: to one thousand, two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: And how are we giving that away? Some songs getting
Speaker 1: cleaned or rinsed?
Speaker 6: Oh I don't.
Speaker 7: I'd be surprised if that mechanic came back again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Chris Caitlin tried to pitch it yesterday with why don't
Speaker 1: we wet some songs? And I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that into the microphone anyway. We got twenty four
Speaker 1: hours to work it out, Team Barry. Let me just
Speaker 1: fire up the satellite and send it back. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm just logging out now, mate, speak to tomorrow, see Marry.
Speaker 3: Good luck with the day, Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: What are the Odds coming up in twenty minutes time?
Speaker 1: Just giving you a twenty minute warning as well for
Speaker 1: the second time this year. Producer Caitlin has apparently a
Speaker 1: great one. Now. The last time we heard that was
Speaker 1: the infamous Dark Knight of the Soul at Tempa State
Speaker 1: when her and Tina, who were known as the Chuckles Sisters,
Speaker 1: took the show Somewhere. I'm struggling stare to get her
Speaker 1: out of that sinkhole. If you missed it, I enview.
Speaker 1: If you didn't, you know what it was. It was
Speaker 1: the fruit sticker under the desk. I was about to
Speaker 1: say story, but of course stories had a beginning, middle
Speaker 1: and end. This was just a beginning at the endless beginning. Now,
Speaker 1: yesterday one of you sent me a message anonymously, and
Speaker 1: you were having a moan about something your partner did.
Speaker 1: And I thought this could be a feature where it's
Speaker 1: kind of like couple's therapy, but for cowards, where you
Speaker 1: don't say it to their face, I'll say it to
Speaker 1: their ears. We're calling it partner Patrol.
Speaker 13: It's the partner Patrol. Report them on your phone. It's
Speaker 13: the partner Patrol.
Speaker 6: You cant dumped them into.
Speaker 1: Gold love it, it's the partner Patrol. Whoever U kars
Speaker 1: one would somehow make it onto Gold FM. What a
Speaker 1: time to be alive in radio right now, folks. The
Speaker 1: times are a changing, all right. So anonymous couples there
Speaker 1: be Leave your name out of it, put they name
Speaker 1: in it. I don't mind. But you're you're free suddenly,
Speaker 1: you know, as Susan. Here's someone having to go and
Speaker 1: now she's going to you. Is that is that you, Dave?
Speaker 1: He didn't say Dave. There could be any Susan, but
Speaker 1: you and I will know. You get to have your say.
Speaker 1: But the Coward's way, that's partner patrol. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be huge. I wish I was listening to show right now.
Speaker 1: Take partner. I'm too busy doing the show. There's so
Speaker 1: much I want to say, not to my partner Sarah's face,
Speaker 1: but through an anonymous back channel.
Speaker 6: I like the cowards way. We've got the hero's journey,
Speaker 6: and then.
Speaker 1: Right enough for the hero's journey. It sounds really hard
Speaker 1: work go out there and slay dragons. Well, there's time here,
Speaker 1: got too much on that to do. List exactly all right,
Speaker 1: So I won't mention any names. Normally, while I'm doing
Speaker 1: the show, I might go, hey, Rio, Hey Pats. This
Speaker 1: is of course anonymous. So I wonder if the first
Speaker 1: buzz if anyone would like to speak anonymously right now
Speaker 1: for this week's partner patrol.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I would, and I don't care about contact.
Speaker 1: Who this is, is that Rio or Alix or Caitlin.
Speaker 4: I'm all in for this.
Speaker 5: The love God when he comes to bed, so I
Speaker 5: go to bed maybe two even three hours earlier than him,
Speaker 5: so I'm in a deep slumber by the time he
Speaker 5: comes to be If.
Speaker 1: You drink that much wine, you will you call it somber.
Speaker 5: I'm in a beautiful deep sleep. It might be eleven
Speaker 5: o'clock at night. But I don't know why or how
Speaker 5: he achieves it. But when he removes all the pillows
Speaker 5: and the cushions from the bed, he has to bang
Speaker 5: on the mattress like instead of just.
Speaker 1: Like spiders or something bang.
Speaker 4: It wakes me up. It's like an earthquake. And why
Speaker 4: do you need to.
Speaker 5: Bang the mattress every time you come.
Speaker 4: To bed, just like secret squirrel very gently on the sleep.
Speaker 1: Why do women insist on having all those peedows? It's
Speaker 1: just a pain. I'm the same as because you just
Speaker 1: chucked them on the floor where they get dirty arrangement.
Speaker 5: No overnight, They're only on the floor overnight. Then you
Speaker 5: make the bed the next morning.
Speaker 7: And who are we impressing it's only it's only.
Speaker 4: Us here because it brings me joy.
Speaker 1: I can sing, you're worrious turning your bed into a soult.
Speaker 4: Course, it is sleeping, I reckon.
Speaker 1: My wife puts a lot of them up as like
Speaker 1: some kind of burning wall to keep me.
Speaker 4: Back as well.
Speaker 5: But your sleep space is so secret and it's as sacred.
Speaker 1: Banging the bed. He's trying to find patch.
Speaker 5: You can never get enough sleeping. It's got to be
Speaker 5: a beautiful space if you can have.
Speaker 4: This is taking a dead bed.
Speaker 5: He's banging the mattress.
Speaker 4: But it's really annoying.
Speaker 5: It's really annoying because he doesn't need to do it,
Speaker 5: you know, like just just go gently there.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, just.
Speaker 1: Let's play the theme tune once more. Partner Patrol.
Speaker 6: Who it's the Pardner Patrol.
Speaker 13: Report them on your phone. It's the patrol.
Speaker 1: All right, Now have your way, have your fun Text
Speaker 1: in now O four seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: Leave your name out of it. Put their name in it.
Speaker 1: Oh four seven five anyway, I reckon. The sales team
Speaker 1: are going to get call from divorce lawyers. Can we
Speaker 1: love this feature? Can we can barttle a bog it
Speaker 1: and log it? Sponsor this. Please all right? Text in
Speaker 1: then my partner the problem? Uh text in oh four
Speaker 1: seven five three one oh four three. Partner Patrol is
Speaker 1: looking for your cases.
Speaker 3: Next Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: Please please as many as possible, flood the phone lines
Speaker 1: right now. Otherwise Producer Kaitlin will share a story for
Speaker 1: the second time this year on what are the odds?
Speaker 1: My powers are limited, hers are infinite. I'm not mad
Speaker 1: enough to deal with Producer Kaitlin. He's calling now thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two. If there's enough Grade A calls,
Speaker 1: we won't have time to push it to next week.
Speaker 1: Hopefully the same thing we push it to next year.
Speaker 1: We keep playing this game. It's kicking it down to
Speaker 1: next Wednesday show. Otherwise it's on you, guys, It's on you.
Speaker 1: But right now important relationship business, couple's therapy for cowards.
Speaker 1: It's the partner patrol.
Speaker 13: Who it's the partner Patrol report them on your phone.
Speaker 6: It's the partner patrol.
Speaker 1: You get duping in now, of course disclaim it with this.
Speaker 1: We love our partners. However, all partners do what I
Speaker 1: call partner crimes, and we are here for your reporting
Speaker 1: as the care of partner crimes. You can do it anonymously.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of you quite happy consisting not
Speaker 1: in name.
Speaker 8: You all right, that's gonna Christian, Why doesn't Pat take
Speaker 8: the pillows off the top of the bed for Crisp
Speaker 8: before he comes to bed to stop the banging on
Speaker 8: the bed.
Speaker 5: Not his keeper or his housekeeper. Surely he can remove
Speaker 5: the pillows himself. Is not completely.
Speaker 1: Completely What do you want to say? So you think
Speaker 1: he's partially, partially something diminished.
Speaker 5: Most of the time I make it. I'm not going
Speaker 5: to remove the pillows for his highness.
Speaker 4: He can just learn to not.
Speaker 1: Be a stress situation with Chris go into his own
Speaker 1: bed each night.
Speaker 5: Isn't it?
Speaker 6: You make the bed so you come to work early.
Speaker 1: Guys, this is how countries fall apart, territorial disputes.
Speaker 4: Busy doing the school run solo rio.
Speaker 5: I don't expect him to make bet he does a
Speaker 5: fabulous job in the mornings. I know I crawl back
Speaker 5: into bed anyway, So you know that's just a little
Speaker 5: thing with.
Speaker 1: Window. I don't want to be dragged into some sort
Speaker 1: of cosplay.
Speaker 6: So many pillows.
Speaker 1: It might break the bed. Hey, Christian, who cares. Let
Speaker 1: her listen to this Caleb here, My partner used to
Speaker 1: go to it goes to bed before I do. She
Speaker 1: always said, if you need anything, wake me up. Sometimes
Speaker 1: that I need and she makes grunting noises and tells
Speaker 1: me to pee off. Christian, where do I begin? This
Speaker 1: is from Natalie. My husband travels for work. When he returns,
Speaker 1: he opens the suitcase in the lounge room. Whoa no?
Speaker 1: And is where that blooming suitcase lives? Until I have
Speaker 1: to put it away? Christian. My fiance never cleans up
Speaker 1: after herself or does the dishes the dealers. Whoever cooks
Speaker 1: the other cleans. I agree, that's the universal system. That's fair,
Speaker 1: But whenever I cook, I still get stuck with the cleaning.
Speaker 7: We've actually changed the system so you're accountable for your cleaning.
Speaker 7: So if you cook, you also clean up. Then, but
Speaker 7: we have an even amount of cooking. But that way
Speaker 7: because I find and will would always I'm not naming him,
Speaker 7: but my current partner.
Speaker 1: Current partner, wow, wow, good to me. My first wife,
Speaker 1: Sarah keep.
Speaker 7: Him on their toes, makes a huge mess, and so
Speaker 7: it's an inequitable amount of mess when I cook because
Speaker 7: I'm very clean and neat.
Speaker 6: So our arrangement is you cook, you clean, you cook.
Speaker 1: You could tell this, you could tell Ria was the
Speaker 1: debate king inequitable amount of cleaning, beautiful anguage wasted on
Speaker 1: breakfast radio? And does the cleaner do the vacuuming?
Speaker 9: Two?
Speaker 1: Does the vacuuming come under that?
Speaker 6: I don't really like that.
Speaker 1: Everywhere I make it, I make a terrible whatever it
Speaker 1: is is I'm cooking in that pan, it will go
Speaker 1: all over that back wall. I don't even know how.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how it gets up there. It's
Speaker 1: like an art installation of the fat there. Jackson Fallard,
Speaker 1: Hang On, Hang on, guys, Guys incoming report. Stephen, Stephen,
Speaker 1: put your shoes away rigid. He walks in the house
Speaker 1: and kicks his shoes off straight away, leaves them in
Speaker 1: the doorway for me to trip up. Stephen, we have
Speaker 1: a shoe rack. It's very annoying. It's not spontaneously combusted.
Speaker 1: That just disappeared.
Speaker 4: There's always one in a relationship that does that.
Speaker 5: I'm a kicker shoes everywhere.
Speaker 1: It is so dangerous because obviously, when I'm getting up
Speaker 1: in the morning, I can't have all the lights on.
Speaker 1: I can't turn the house into a lighthouse. See navigating
Speaker 1: in the dark. And so there's one lone lefty suddenly
Speaker 1: around the corner. I've navigated that one bloody hell, there's
Speaker 1: a righty. I might turn it into a game on
Speaker 1: the next On the show, it's so trying to dodge
Speaker 1: all these flipping shoes everywhere? Why put them away? Why
Speaker 1: put them away on a shoe rack that they want,
Speaker 1: no need to be accessible. He's falling out of a
Speaker 1: plane because they're.
Speaker 6: All these random places and.
Speaker 1: Like the human debris is all over the place. What
Speaker 1: happened is Sarah, We're thrown out of light aircraft.
Speaker 6: Not that we're naming them.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I forgot what what have I done? Well, guys,
Speaker 1: History will judge us during the next ten minutes. How
Speaker 1: did you do? Did you see on the sidelines or
Speaker 1: did you pick up the phone your weapon and try
Speaker 1: and stand strong with me? Hold the line or Producer Caitlin,
Speaker 1: for the second time this year, is going to no
Speaker 1: dive this radio show into Mount Buller with her second unnecessary,
Speaker 1: uninvited story for what are the odds? Please call and
Speaker 1: save this half hour of great radio thirteen fifty five,
Speaker 1: twenty two What are the Odds? Your stories of coincidence
Speaker 1: and chance?
Speaker 3: Coming up next The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, so here's the thing. Every Wednesday at eight
Speaker 1: we get these amazing stories, genuinely, some incredible stories. We
Speaker 1: call it what are the Odds? And it's a place
Speaker 1: every Wednesday for you to share your stories of coincidence
Speaker 1: and chance. Stupidly, a couple of months ago, I gave
Speaker 1: into producer Caitlan's incessant, over enthusiastic demands that she had
Speaker 1: a ten out of a ten story that involved her
Speaker 1: and producer Tina, who are referred to as the Chuckles Sisters,
Speaker 1: and what are the odds involving Patsy and the show?
Speaker 1: Already it felt weak, However, I thought, look, she knows
Speaker 1: the quality control on the show. Surely she's not as
Speaker 1: a producer of this show for many years. She's not
Speaker 1: going to stink it up. But I'm afraid it got stanky.
Speaker 1: So this is what we call hang on a minute.
Speaker 1: This is what we call the not so great Apple
Speaker 1: Sticker story. This is one minute of time you're never
Speaker 1: going to get back. But this is why you need
Speaker 1: to understand. She says she's got another one, so hear this,
Speaker 1: and no, if you don't call in enough stories, we're
Speaker 1: hearing it for a second time. Play it now. So
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 14: Show, Patsy was talking about how she would find apple
Speaker 14: stickers under the bench at home, and we were thinking, like,
Speaker 14: who would do that? That is no good, crazy Patsy's daughter.
Speaker 14: So then Tina was like, I was telling her not.
Speaker 1: Going to speak in this break. You would say you
Speaker 1: said it was you and Tina, someone's hogging the mic.
Speaker 14: Well, how are we supposed to both tell the story?
Speaker 6: We were each okay.
Speaker 14: So then I said to Tina, hey, imagine because she
Speaker 14: also said that there were boogers.
Speaker 15: And I was like, imagine if there are boogers under there, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't heard a word yet from.
Speaker 14: Tina, and to eas, Tina will gag at the sound
Speaker 14: or site or.
Speaker 1: Hearing your interpreter.
Speaker 14: So I said, imagine if there were boogers under the table.
Speaker 6: And then Tina said, I.
Speaker 14: Better go check that there are no boogers on the
Speaker 14: table because that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Then Cayles.
Speaker 14: Then Tina got off her chair and she went and
Speaker 14: looked under the table and then she goes, oh my god,
Speaker 14: you're not going to believe it.
Speaker 6: There's an apple sticker underneath the table. No, I said,
Speaker 6: not a chair.
Speaker 4: So I got on the floor and I looked under there.
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 4: There was an apple sticker.
Speaker 6: Under our desk.
Speaker 1: Somebody else?
Speaker 6: And then I shot under.
Speaker 1: And that went out Primetime, Primetime, Pats, you didn't help either.
Speaker 1: You were too warm and receptive an audience. You've got
Speaker 1: ears of lead.
Speaker 6: You're in a neighborhood.
Speaker 4: I thought it was quality. Kaitlin and Tina like you.
Speaker 1: Know, lines are up and now lines are up now
Speaker 1: thirteen fifty five twenty two. What are the odds? Your
Speaker 1: stories of coincidence and chance? If we don't get great ones,
Speaker 1: she's back. There's nothing you can do to stop it.
Speaker 1: You've got a couple of minutes to find someone else
Speaker 1: to listen to. Okay, I'm gonna tune out right, No myself?
Speaker 1: So what fox are up to? Love those guys?
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall Show.
Speaker 1: Podcast, What are the odds? Every Wednesday? Your Stories of
Speaker 1: coincidence and chance? Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Let's play it.
Speaker 3: David or not?
Speaker 6: What of Beyon? You gotta be justshing me.
Speaker 13: Like were you with Cheryl who married a Hunt, who
Speaker 13: was with Cheryl.
Speaker 6: Who married a Hunt as well?
Speaker 1: Some of our favorite calls. Some of the last couple
Speaker 1: of weeks.
Speaker 10: My grandmother, when she was fifteen, came over from Cyprus
Speaker 10: just by herself. She was here for about twenty odd
Speaker 10: years and was going to church one day and saw
Speaker 10: this woman and she's like, I know there's some connection there.
Speaker 10: Turned out it was her half sister that she didn't
Speaker 10: even know existed.
Speaker 16: On the eighteenth of March two thousand, my husband and
Speaker 16: I went on our first date. Then over the span
Speaker 16: of twenty years, we got engaged on the eighteenth of March,
Speaker 16: married on the eighteenth of March, and then just by
Speaker 16: a pure chance, our divorce finalized on the eighteenth of
Speaker 16: March in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Forgot that last one. They was like, oh this is lovely.
Speaker 1: That Oh okay, Rio, you've got a willardy odd.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 7: I went yesterday to the butcher near me because I
Speaker 7: needed a chicken pie.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yes, chicken a leak or just chicken.
Speaker 7: It's a chicken pot pie that they make in their
Speaker 7: delicious I've got all my other meats, but I forgot
Speaker 7: the chicken pie. So I went home chicken pie, went
Speaker 7: back to the butcher, picked up my chicken pie. But
Speaker 7: the guy before me, as he was leaving, saw that
Speaker 7: I was buying a chicken pie. He said, thank god
Speaker 7: you're here. I forgot to get a chicken pie. We
Speaker 7: both forgot to get a chicken pie.
Speaker 1: Should have gone with kiton story.
Speaker 4: Well, it's hardly groundbreaking, is it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I forgot actually worse than the apple sticker. Now,
Speaker 1: I didn't know there's another level of Dante's infernel how
Speaker 1: we forgot.
Speaker 5: I actually think it was a pickup line, I reckon.
Speaker 5: He was thinking it was, Yeah, Ra, here's a bit cute.
Speaker 5: It's like a conversation breaker.
Speaker 1: Right, competation break. All conversation's starter.
Speaker 4: But oh yeah, maybe I mean startup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, this was a breaker though. Gemma, good morning, Jemma, Hey, Jemma,
Speaker 1: welcome to What are the Odds? What's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 17: So I've been living in Geelong for the past three
Speaker 17: years and I've been going to the same stat Fitness
Speaker 17: for a while, and it's just a small stat Fitness,
Speaker 17: and so in the gym you'd never really say hello
Speaker 17: or anything. It's just kind of like a little nod
Speaker 17: and a smile. So there's a lot of familiar faces.
Speaker 17: And last year I moved to Sunshine Coast and there's
Speaker 17: stat Fitness all everywhere over Australia, and in Sunshine Coast
Speaker 17: there's about three or four in like a small radius.
Speaker 17: But I chose this gym because it was bigger and
Speaker 17: it was just had a sauna and everything. So I
Speaker 17: went there and I actually recognized someone. As soon as
Speaker 17: I moved there. I recognized someone from the small gym
Speaker 17: back at home, and it was so odd because I
Speaker 17: didn't know his name. He was the same age as
Speaker 17: me as well, which was even weirder, And yeah, I
Speaker 17: just thought that was really weird. But I did go
Speaker 17: up and I asked him.
Speaker 1: What is awesome Geelong?
Speaker 17: To that, Yeah, are you from are you from Geelong
Speaker 17: or do you just have a tween or something? Because
Speaker 17: this is wigging me out. Yeah, that's that's my story.
Speaker 17: And he also went to the same university as me
Speaker 17: and Geelong. Wow, and he moved up for university in
Speaker 17: Sunshine Coast too.
Speaker 1: Now you're wigging me out? Anyone else getting a Wednesday
Speaker 1: week out? Wednesday week out? Jemma, thank you very much
Speaker 1: for your story.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, Caitlyn, it can't be any worse.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: Here right, I believe do it?
Speaker 6: Alrighty great?
Speaker 15: So we went on a weekend away with my in laws.
Speaker 4: We're in the car and we're doing the Saturday Quiz.
Speaker 15: It's a quiz that we get every Saturday sent to
Speaker 15: us via text. Anyway, we're reading a couple of the.
Speaker 4: Questions and we get it. As them gets.
Speaker 14: Out of the car to fuel up the car, a
Speaker 14: question comes up about basketball.
Speaker 4: It's me and my mother in law in.
Speaker 14: The car, both of us useless, have no idea about basketball.
Speaker 15: Anyway, We're sitting there, We're like, ah, what's the what's
Speaker 15: the answer? It was something about a center from the
Speaker 15: LA Lakers being a part of the team that won
Speaker 15: the two thousand and one, two thousand and two, two
Speaker 15: thousand and whatever. And we're trying to guess, oh, well,
Speaker 15: what are the famous Lakers that we know? We don't
Speaker 15: know any The next second, and I am.
Speaker 14: Not kidding you, a guy walks in front of the
Speaker 14: car with an LA Lakers jersey on on the back.
Speaker 14: It says O'Neill. So we go, let's just say Shaquille O'Neill.
Speaker 14: Who you know, we're not going to guess it. I
Speaker 14: hit onto the answer. The answer is to kill onneil who.
Speaker 6: Not bad?
Speaker 1: Outstanding? Wow, outstanding. That's incres skills are that you could
Speaker 1: play for the Matildas, Silky smooth story turning. You're back
Speaker 1: in the pockets, She's back apple sticker what I don't
Speaker 1: remember it?
Speaker 4: It's insane.
Speaker 1: That is a great one. I can see it without
Speaker 1: do you know what? I'm having it on my second
Speaker 1: Wednesday week out.
Speaker 4: It was insane.
Speaker 6: I couldn't believe it. I couldn't even.
Speaker 1: I want to do anyone else listens I think I want,
Speaker 1: I want to do the Saturday Quiz.
Speaker 4: How do you take find seriously?
Speaker 3: So good?
Speaker 14: You just sign up? Look up the Saturday Quiz. I
Speaker 14: think it started with a couple. I think they're from Melbourne.
Speaker 14: They just started doing it with their friends and then
Speaker 14: they turned into this bigger, bigger thing. And now it's
Speaker 14: like you can sign up, you pay a little fee
Speaker 14: and every Saturday you get a quiz and it's you know.
Speaker 1: Let's do arrival for free. We mon't charge anyone went
Speaker 1: the Friday quiz undercut the no no, just can you
Speaker 1: get the question from last Saturday's one we just didn't
Speaker 1: win a Friday.
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Speaker 5: They were raving about it, amazing, even better than the
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Speaker 1: they said the second one, they were like, Dad, it's
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's really funny.
Speaker 1: The second one you'll go and see at the cinema,
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Speaker 1: All right, So today we're looking for your Deli movies.
Speaker 1: What are the Delis love to watch in the evening? Actually?
Speaker 1: What they watch watch a bit of old classic Paul Newman,
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Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 1: I was expecting that. God, I thought I might get
Speaker 1: a chicken pie. What about Oh, Harry Potter and the
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Speaker 1: Charcuter in the Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 6: Sorry, bro, I thought that one.
Speaker 1: Was a god. What have you got Deli movies? What
Speaker 1: have you got mate?
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Speaker 1: Going around today?
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Speaker 1: Not worth, not all worth?
Speaker 6: That was it? It wasn't Peter Panchetta.
Speaker 1: Oh, now that's very good. You would like a bit
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Speaker 7: This one for my Greek fans out there. One hundred
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, our Greek Frians out there. Sits a bats
Speaker 1: in the house. That's the silver and eat pate love.
Speaker 1: All right. What have you got?
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Speaker 1: Looking for your Deli movies? Rio you already, Tomork? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Deli Movies, Million dollar, Kababi, Nathan Crouching mort Adella, Hidden
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Speaker 1: Prono Sehn John that's very good, well done. Not Wally
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Speaker 1: that's great. Who's that Mick Brisket Jones's diary Gold you
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Speaker 1: stop put my muma pascuto. That's from Josh. Who is
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Speaker 6: It's Josh. Stop on my wow, last.
Speaker 1: Minute, my last minute word and stop on my mumi pascutto.
Speaker 1: You're the winner. We're back tomorrow. Have a great danger
Speaker 1: of the sun.
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