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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized last week.

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Speaker 1: You threw around the idea that I wasn't ready for

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Speaker 1: parento it. I'm obviously having a baby in a couple

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Speaker 1: of months, so you said, as a trial for that

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Speaker 1: to look after another dependent, to have to always have

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Speaker 1: something else with you whose needs you need to tend to,

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Speaker 1: you should be handcuffed to me for a week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was a bit of a throwaway idea.

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Speaker 3: It was like a throwaway idea.

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Speaker 4: It was a gang, a bit of a laugh.

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Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, Fiji Airways got involved.

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Speaker 2: They contacted the show, then they bought the bit and

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Speaker 2: by the way, find your Freedom in Fiji book now

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Speaker 2: Fiji Airways dot com. So it's become a reality.

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Speaker 3: You disgusted me. You used to be an artist. You've

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Speaker 3: sold out.

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Speaker 2: I have sold out, sorry, John john Wood years ago.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, it is happening. And to kick the whole

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Speaker 2: thing off. That is why we've brought John Wood in here,

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Speaker 2: because he is about to ceremoniously handcuff us. Well, you

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Speaker 2: and I are going to be handcuffed next to each other.

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Speaker 2: The big thing is tomorrow we need to be ceremoniously cuffed, Tammy,

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Speaker 2: Who do you think.

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Speaker 3: Should cuff us?

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Speaker 1: Someone?

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Speaker 2: D John Wood's mobile number?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Would you be open to coming in tomorrow live on

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Speaker 2: the show and handcuffies?

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Speaker 4: Sure enough to do it? How you did this?

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Speaker 1: Shout John Ward, the one and only obviously played Senior

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Speaker 1: Constable Tom Croydon on Blue Heels for twelve years?

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Speaker 4: Was it, John? It was? Yes? Yeah, A long time,

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Speaker 4: very long time to wear a police shirt.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever, by the way, wear the police shirt

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Speaker 2: stay home from filming? And no, you'd never know that,

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Speaker 2: neither would I.

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Speaker 1: Last little bit though they're wearing a police kid at home.

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves a man in uniform. I would have thought.

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Speaker 4: That was women in uniform? Wasn't it was this song?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure was it? Was there a song called

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Speaker 3: women in Uniform?

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Speaker 4: Women in Uniform?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: It wasn't it? Skyhawks or Jesus might demo.

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Speaker 3: Slightly out of the millennials demo. But that's all right.

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Speaker 3: Now we've got you in here.

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Speaker 4: I'm only seventy six.

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Speaker 3: Saying I'll say anything.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been handcuffed to anything, John, or anyone

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Speaker 1: for that matter, like while you were filming?

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Speaker 4: Yes? I have. I think to arrest them.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and that's that was part of the bit

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Speaker 4: But there was only get them into the car and

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Speaker 1: And there was obviously like how much realism goes into

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Speaker 1: handcuffing someone when you were on blue heelers.

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Speaker 4: Well, a bloody sight more realism than these handcuffs.

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Speaker 2: The producers have clearly gone down to a sex shop.

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Speaker 2: We have to have got some erotic handcuffs because there's

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Speaker 1: Actually, and John actually said quite rightly yesterday that obviously

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Speaker 4: It is, and proper police handcuffs you can just go.

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Speaker 3: Crash and you can wag them on and they got

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Speaker 4: They're quite yes, yes, there's not much giving them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is which is you know, that's what they're

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Speaker 1: all about. So that's why you know, I'm actually quite glad.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely have saved us the bung risk. We've

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Speaker 1: got these padded It's the kind of thing that'll be

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Speaker 1: thrown on you by a dominatrix, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: John Well it's the sort of thing not that you know, sorry,

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Speaker 4: it's the sort of thing that you will be able

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Speaker 4: to undoo very easily, which is very disappointed.

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Speaker 3: No, I know we won't be, John, we won't be

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you John and your how long you

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Speaker 4: For I started professionally in nineteen seventy.

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Speaker 2: Nine, seventy so fifty year career, Gold LOGI winner. Is

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Speaker 2: this the most random thing you've ever been asked to

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Speaker 4: Quite possibly? I don't, probably not. I don't think what

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as an active for that long, they'd come up,

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Speaker 3: Seven is outrageous, It's outraged.

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Speaker 2: Do you think it will help him become a father?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 2: Being attached to me for seven days?

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Speaker 4: That I couldn't say no? And I don't know either

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Speaker 4: of you well enough. Yea, I certainly didn't go through

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think anyone would John, I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's practically will really boil it down, and I think

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Speaker 1: it's going to help me at all. If anything, I

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Speaker 1: probably just need some sleep and to hang out with

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Speaker 1: my thirty five week pregnant partner to help her through.

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Speaker 3: The toughest part of her pregnancy.

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Speaker 4: Probably need to be handcuffed to her.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that would be. That would be a great idea.

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Speaker 2: It involved I'm having to do a three way three

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Speaker 3: I mean three way coffing, three way coming.

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Speaker 1: Now, John, let's get let's get down to brass tacks

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Speaker 1: here and move the conversation on.

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Speaker 4: John.

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Speaker 1: So the request from us, and obviously this is a

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Speaker 1: big part of this, you're the one kicking this off,

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Speaker 1: is we'd love for you to come back in the

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Speaker 1: studio as senior Comfortable Tom Croydon.

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Speaker 3: We've got a hat for you.

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Speaker 4: Sure. Yeah, I think I saw it out there. It's

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Speaker 4: the silliest hat I've seen in many years.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I think it's quite I think it's quite legit.

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Speaker 3: Look at that thing as their producers wearing it, have

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Speaker 2: It looks a little bit like a stripper. So are

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Speaker 2: you okay that to become Tom Croydon.

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Speaker 4: For sure. I don't sound any different as Tom wind back,

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Speaker 4: Wind back the clock, Tom Croydon aka John Ward in

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Speaker 1: God, look you, he's a handcuff and he kicks off

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Speaker 1: a week of boards and eye handcuffed to each other,

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Speaker 1: right up next to John wood It is good night.

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Speaker 3: It is curtains for us.

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Speaker 1: I men know when I say it to Freudy and Slipper,

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Speaker 1: that's also just reality. We've agreed to be handcuffed to

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Speaker 1: each other for a whole week, a whole week of

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody side by side, tet. We are going

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Speaker 1: to be next to each other. We're going to be

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Speaker 1: showering next to each other. We'll have to make figure

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Speaker 1: out how we go to the toilet. You haven't thought

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Speaker 2: I tend to figure out things as I go. This

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Speaker 2: is to get you ready for fatherhood. Honestly it was

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Speaker 2: a bit of a joke. But then Fiji Airways bought

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Speaker 2: the bit find Your Freedom in Fiji book now Fiji

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Speaker 2: Airways dot com.

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Speaker 3: Yes, very good.

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Speaker 2: Now, before we get into the ceremonious coffin, I do

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Speaker 2: want to mention get to William Woody dot com and

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Speaker 2: for your chance for a trip of a lifetime thanks

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Speaker 2: to Fiji Aways.

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Speaker 4: Very good.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's get to the fun.

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Speaker 2: So we decided that we needed a ceremonious cuffeing and

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Speaker 2: what better man to do this than famous Australian actor

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Speaker 2: John wood He obviously famously played Senior Sergeant Tom Croydon

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Speaker 2: on Blue Heelers for twelve years.

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Speaker 1: Yes one of gold Logi as Tom Croyden. Of course,

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Speaker 1: guys said you wanted him to handcuff us. Of all

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Speaker 1: the people in Australia, of all the people in Australia

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Speaker 1: that could officially handcuff us, we've sent him outside to

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Speaker 1: come back in here as Senior Constable Tom Croydon, Sea

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Speaker 1: Sergeant Sergeant Tom Tom Croydon to handcuff us. And now

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Speaker 1: let's just remember, as he stressed, police uniforms very hard

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Speaker 1: to come by, the official uniforms naturally, probably illegally to

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Speaker 1: come by. You can't impersonate a police officer. So look,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of Tom Croydon meets Night at the Roxbury.

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Speaker 1: He comes into the studio with a leather hat on.

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Speaker 4: Which ones will But you've got your names on your microphones?

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Speaker 4: Can't you remember?

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Speaker 1: We can't we do it well?

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Speaker 4: For a start, you're under a risk for impersonating an actor.

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Speaker 4: God a great actor. By the way, he used to

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Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I'm in a hen's

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Speaker 3: This is wild.

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Speaker 4: There's a real woody on this.

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Speaker 1: Tom.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to see these cuffs off for seven days.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in this trip gloves.

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Speaker 4: He's just the chilliest I've ever seen. Thanks, he's stowing up.

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Speaker 1: He's done.

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Speaker 5: Tom left, He's really he's method.

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Speaker 1: He's method.

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Speaker 5: John Wood, he had been, he had.

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Speaker 3: I felt slightly sexually aroused. He was almost like men dealt.

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Speaker 4: With is like we were children.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that was the best thing I ever saying,

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Speaker 1: John Wood.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's a national treasure. How good is that is? Yeah? Massive?

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Speaker 3: Thanks to John.

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Speaker 2: I done not thinking here us think he's in the

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Speaker 3: He's doing burnouts in the car park.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: If I don't know what he's doing right now. But

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Speaker 3: certainly you can probably hire him for a Hen's party

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 1: By the looks of things, might have just done earthed

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Speaker 1: a career late in the piece, John Wood, how about it.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing. But would let's get down to it. This

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Speaker 3: is it.

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Speaker 2: We're very close together, aren't we.

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Speaker 1: We are handcuffed?

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Speaker 3: Wow, this is it. Is not munch room.

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Speaker 2: I actually do need to take a week, by the way,

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Speaker 2: I mean, why don't we test it out?

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Speaker 3: All right? Well, you can follow us, yeah, checks out.

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Speaker 3: We obviously filmed.

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Speaker 1: That's all online Instagram, Facebook, Will and Woody, and we

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Speaker 1: will be online all week Instagram, Facebook, Will and Woody

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Speaker 1: all across the weekend as we do seven days.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, don't forget it's all thanks to Fiji.

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Speaker 3: Don't find the music, find your freedom. I'm serious.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast. Just

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Speaker 2: scroll up.