WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: This kid told a customs officer their dad had WHAT on him? 0:00:10.379 --> 0:00:11.859 Hi Heart podcasts. 0:00:12.019 --> 0:00:14.819 Hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen live on the 0:00:14.819 --> 0:00:16.099 Free iHeart app. 0:00:18.339 --> 0:00:22.178 A good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura. 0:00:21.979 --> 0:00:26.979 Burn Radio work, Our windows done, that's my worldris in 0:00:27.139 --> 0:00:27.739 the dust. 0:00:27.899 --> 0:00:29.619 Only good fabs are all down. 0:00:30.659 --> 0:00:34.379 I've done much now, but yeah, I'm not our big 0:00:34.379 --> 0:00:37.619 get and what I want it don't mattle where goes? 0:00:37.699 --> 0:00:41.699 This is the pickup. Hi guys, Happy Monday. It's Britt 0:00:41.699 --> 0:00:43.419 Hockey and Laura Burn here at the pickup. Do you 0:00:43.499 --> 0:00:44.619 know what I haven't figured out yet? 0:00:44.659 --> 0:00:44.899 Laura? 0:00:45.339 --> 0:00:48.659 What if we start talking when that intro is playing? 0:00:48.979 --> 0:00:49.819 Do people hear it? 0:00:50.099 --> 0:00:50.219 No? 0:00:50.619 --> 0:00:52.699 Gray said no, No, I just literally said I was 0:00:52.739 --> 0:00:53.099 just talking. 0:00:53.179 --> 0:00:54.779 I was like, should I have said that? 0:00:54.939 --> 0:00:55.099 No? 0:00:55.139 --> 0:00:56.939 Because like, there's actual people here who know how to 0:00:56.979 --> 0:00:58.459 do their jobs, and they paddl us properly. 0:00:58.459 --> 0:01:00.659 Because usually when the intro's playing, we look at each 0:01:00.659 --> 0:01:01.739 other and we whisper to each other. 0:01:01.739 --> 0:01:03.139 Wouldn't it be nice to be a fly on the 0:01:03.179 --> 0:01:04.699 wall and hear all the things that don't go to 0:01:04.739 --> 0:01:07.139 air that could probably get us fired a lot of 0:01:07.139 --> 0:01:09.699 other people on Radio fire too, but you know what, look, 0:01:09.899 --> 0:01:12.499 lots of things to discuss today and I hope that 0:01:12.539 --> 0:01:15.139 you can all bear with me because I have entered 0:01:15.139 --> 0:01:17.139 a new phase of pregnancy, and that is that I 0:01:17.219 --> 0:01:19.098 have pregnancy insomnia. 0:01:19.259 --> 0:01:21.338 And I haven't slept in about two and a half days. 0:01:21.419 --> 0:01:23.178 So what does that look like for you of a 0:01:23.259 --> 0:01:25.378 night time? Are you getting little like forty minute naps? 0:01:25.378 --> 0:01:26.339 Are you're not sleeping at all? 0:01:26.458 --> 0:01:28.818 No, I go to sleep, I'm like, I'm really tired 0:01:28.938 --> 0:01:31.059 because the other the Cash twenty two of pregnancy is 0:01:31.059 --> 0:01:33.938 that it makes you completely exhausted. So I get into 0:01:33.938 --> 0:01:35.938 bed and I'm so excited for a good night's sleep. 0:01:36.018 --> 0:01:38.378 Kids are asleep and I'm in there, and then I 0:01:38.458 --> 0:01:40.059 go to sleep for like an hour, and then I'm 0:01:40.139 --> 0:01:42.419 ping And I could just lay there looking at the 0:01:42.458 --> 0:01:44.819 ceiling for two and a half hours. What is contemplating? 0:01:44.979 --> 0:01:46.019 Have I done my taxes? 0:01:46.098 --> 0:01:48.139 What about life? You know? Should I? 0:01:48.259 --> 0:01:48.459 You know? 0:01:48.859 --> 0:01:51.259 Are my kids drinking enough water and eating healthy? I 0:01:51.259 --> 0:01:53.739 don't know. I literally will think about the full spectrum 0:01:53.779 --> 0:01:54.659 of life in the middle. 0:01:54.979 --> 0:01:58.659 There's science behind pregnancy insomnia. 0:01:57.819 --> 0:01:58.779 They do say. 0:01:59.339 --> 0:02:01.178 I don't know if this is science, but maybe it's 0:02:01.219 --> 0:02:03.739 like you're getting prepared for the terrible sleep that you're 0:02:03.779 --> 0:02:04.939 gonna have once the baby's here. 0:02:05.019 --> 0:02:07.459 Yeah, I didn't reckon that's it. I think someone's just 0:02:07.499 --> 0:02:08.339 saying that produced gray. 0:02:08.339 --> 0:02:10.739 So the case, I think it's just because I have 0:02:10.899 --> 0:02:13.939 a baby that's the size of the cabbage kicking me 0:02:14.019 --> 0:02:14.539 straight in the. 0:02:14.579 --> 0:02:16.418 Bagina Grace went on the spot. 0:02:16.459 --> 0:02:18.099 We quickly just make a Google or something. We're like, 0:02:18.698 --> 0:02:19.579 get on the case, Grace. 0:02:19.819 --> 0:02:20.819 Maybe it's hormones. 0:02:20.939 --> 0:02:23.418 Yeah, physical, hormonal and emotional changes. 0:02:23.939 --> 0:02:25.939 Great, fantastic. Well, I'm glad we got to the bottom 0:02:25.939 --> 0:02:27.139 of that. Anyway, let's get into the. 0:02:29.179 --> 0:02:32.339 Hey, Laura question. If you were to go and see 0:02:32.379 --> 0:02:34.859 like one of your favorite artists, but they said you 0:02:34.899 --> 0:02:37.459 weren't allowed to bring your phone, how would you feel? 0:02:37.459 --> 0:02:38.738 Would it bother you or to put. 0:02:38.579 --> 0:02:40.779 You off going? How are they going to police it? 0:02:40.819 --> 0:02:41.379 Is my question? 0:02:41.499 --> 0:02:43.619 Okay, well I have that answer. So this is actually 0:02:43.659 --> 0:02:46.419 happening at the moment. Sabrina Carpenter has come out. She 0:02:46.499 --> 0:02:49.618 went to a concert herself in Las Vegas to see 0:02:49.698 --> 0:02:52.259 Silk Sonic, and part of that gig was the fact 0:02:52.258 --> 0:02:53.899 that you weren't allowed to take phones, so you had 0:02:53.899 --> 0:02:55.299 to put your phone away. It was like a no 0:02:55.418 --> 0:02:59.099 phone gig. She said she's never had a better experience 0:02:59.138 --> 0:03:02.379 at a concert. She was loving it. Everyone was dancing, engaging, 0:03:02.418 --> 0:03:04.899 that was like they were back in the seventies. And 0:03:04.939 --> 0:03:07.619 she's saying, well, maybe I'm going to consider no phones 0:03:07.739 --> 0:03:09.418 at one of my future concerts. 0:03:10.179 --> 0:03:12.579 I mean, I understand the debate for it. 0:03:12.619 --> 0:03:14.099 I get it, like it must be annoying being on 0:03:14.138 --> 0:03:17.299 stage and everyone's actually just watching you and not really 0:03:17.299 --> 0:03:18.858 watching you, they're watching you through a phone. 0:03:19.219 --> 0:03:21.978 But I also think that there's there's positives to it too. 0:03:22.219 --> 0:03:24.178 I mean, she's not any one of that thinks this, 0:03:24.339 --> 0:03:26.579 Like multiple people have come out in the past, John Mayer, 0:03:26.659 --> 0:03:28.538 Billie Eilish have a listened to Billy's comment. 0:03:29.219 --> 0:03:32.099 All I ask is that we all try to live 0:03:32.099 --> 0:03:35.139 in the moment and a lot of the time I'll say, 0:03:35.179 --> 0:03:36.939 put your phones away, but if you want a film, 0:03:37.019 --> 0:03:39.259 that's okay, just put it next. 0:03:39.019 --> 0:03:39.579 To your face. 0:03:39.739 --> 0:03:41.819 You know what I'm saying, Look at me in my eyes, 0:03:41.979 --> 0:03:46.259 be here, because this is the only moment we get 0:03:46.459 --> 0:03:48.979 to be in, this moment, and like we're never going 0:03:49.059 --> 0:03:52.539 to be right here this second, on this day and 0:03:52.739 --> 0:03:55.819 this age ever again. This is the only only moment 0:03:55.859 --> 0:03:58.019 we ever again ever ever. 0:04:00.379 --> 0:04:02.779 I do like it just before Laura. You said, well, 0:04:02.819 --> 0:04:05.499 I could be doing a pooh, and Laura's like, I 0:04:05.499 --> 0:04:06.819 could be on the toilet doing a poo and it 0:04:06.859 --> 0:04:08.459 will be the last moment I get to do that. 0:04:08.579 --> 0:04:10.619 Okay. I love Billie Eilish, but that's one. 0:04:10.499 --> 0:04:12.339 Of those you have to be their moments to really 0:04:12.379 --> 0:04:14.939 feel the magnitude of it, because when someone's like, it's 0:04:14.939 --> 0:04:17.539 the only moment we're going to be here, like that 0:04:17.579 --> 0:04:19.498 can be said about every second of your life. 0:04:19.539 --> 0:04:21.419 You could you could apply that logic to sitting on 0:04:21.419 --> 0:04:23.019 the toilet doing a pooge like you can't. 0:04:23.659 --> 0:04:26.459 Okay, I have multiple feelings about this, but I give. 0:04:26.299 --> 0:04:26.939 Me one feeling. 0:04:28.139 --> 0:04:30.579 I don't have time for multiple uncertainty. 0:04:31.259 --> 0:04:32.859 I think it's too hard to police. 0:04:32.899 --> 0:04:35.099 And my biggest issue with it is like it's okay 0:04:35.139 --> 0:04:37.339 to say, oh, look, you know, no phones or put 0:04:37.339 --> 0:04:38.419 your phones down, so then. 0:04:38.379 --> 0:04:40.979 People like socially police each other. So if someone has 0:04:40.979 --> 0:04:42.699 their phone out, it's a bit like put your phone away. 0:04:43.259 --> 0:04:45.659 But I don't think that you could like stop people 0:04:45.659 --> 0:04:48.659 from bringing a phone into a venue for a massive concert. 0:04:48.979 --> 0:04:53.219 Imagine how long those lines would be. They're already too long, Laura. 0:04:53.699 --> 0:04:56.939 There is something called a secure pouch. What's it called grace. 0:04:57.019 --> 0:04:59.739 It's a Yonder patch, that's a Yonder pouch, and this is. 0:04:59.859 --> 0:05:02.979 Like a female feminine product, Yes, pouch. 0:05:03.099 --> 0:05:06.659 So they've got these pouches where I'm imagining it's a 0:05:06.659 --> 0:05:09.099 secure patch. They can only be like locked. It can 0:05:09.139 --> 0:05:11.179 only be opened in certain parts of the venue. So 0:05:11.219 --> 0:05:14.299 maybe it's like the bar, or it's the entrance or 0:05:14.419 --> 0:05:17.379 toilet or whatever it is. But I'm imagining people line 0:05:17.419 --> 0:05:19.299 up and when you're scanning your tickets, you get a 0:05:19.379 --> 0:05:20.019 Yonder pouch. 0:05:20.499 --> 0:05:21.619 They watch you lock your. 0:05:21.499 --> 0:05:23.499 Phone in it, and then everyone knows you can't open 0:05:23.499 --> 0:05:25.659 it until you go back to this area. So you've 0:05:25.659 --> 0:05:28.099 got your phone on you, but it's not allowed to 0:05:28.099 --> 0:05:28.618 be used. 0:05:29.059 --> 0:05:29.539 I don't know. 0:05:29.899 --> 0:05:32.299 I'm sort of like, I sort of think it's cool. 0:05:32.379 --> 0:05:36.299 I understand why artists would say, hey, guys, surprisingly we 0:05:36.299 --> 0:05:38.379 don't want to stare at your phone, like eighty thousand 0:05:38.379 --> 0:05:40.139 phones just looking at us. We'd love to be engaging 0:05:40.179 --> 0:05:42.699 with you and seeing your reaction. Are you enjoying it? Like? 0:05:42.699 --> 0:05:44.899 Are you vibing it being the moment? But I also 0:05:44.979 --> 0:05:46.699 understand where we live in a day and age where 0:05:46.819 --> 0:05:48.939 that's also helping promote that artist totally. 0:05:49.059 --> 0:05:50.459 And I think, like it's you've got to be in 0:05:50.459 --> 0:05:52.739 a pretty privileged position to say, oh, I don't need 0:05:52.779 --> 0:05:54.939 the promotion of people and their instagrams. 0:05:54.499 --> 0:05:56.619 Like Sabrina Carpenter can say that, Yeah. 0:05:56.419 --> 0:06:00.459 Like most artists need their audience sharing it and like, 0:06:00.499 --> 0:06:02.379 you know, promoting it across socials and all that sins 0:06:02.379 --> 0:06:04.539 of stuff to be able to sell out venues or 0:06:04.579 --> 0:06:05.659 to get more eyes on the. 0:06:05.579 --> 0:06:07.219 Products that they're creating. I don't know. 0:06:07.259 --> 0:06:09.259 I mean, I remember, this is not a debate. I 0:06:09.299 --> 0:06:12.499 remember it was very very obsessed with John Mayer back 0:06:12.539 --> 0:06:15.459 in about twenty thirteen, and he came out saying that 0:06:15.739 --> 0:06:17.899 constitutor is different now. He's like, I don't feel as 0:06:17.899 --> 0:06:20.619 though people are enjoying them when they're at my concerts. 0:06:20.619 --> 0:06:22.419 And then I go on social media to see how 0:06:22.419 --> 0:06:24.259 many people have shared it and what they've said about it, 0:06:24.299 --> 0:06:27.059 to actually get a gauge because people are watching me 0:06:27.179 --> 0:06:28.379 perform through a phone. 0:06:28.419 --> 0:06:30.819 Well, he actually said, funnily enough, I've got his quote here. 0:06:31.099 --> 0:06:31.459 Thanks. 0:06:31.539 --> 0:06:34.699 People aren't going crazy, And I think to myself, I'm 0:06:34.699 --> 0:06:36.659 not playing a very good show, am I? And then 0:06:36.699 --> 0:06:39.099 I look out into the audience and they are going crazy, 0:06:39.179 --> 0:06:41.739 but not for me. They're applauding into the phone, so 0:06:42.059 --> 0:06:44.459 that sends back to like it must feel really hard. 0:06:44.979 --> 0:06:47.139 Imagine how insecure they are. It's like the John Mayer 0:06:47.179 --> 0:06:49.259 who was huge, and he's still on stage being like, 0:06:49.299 --> 0:06:53.699 oh god, these guys aren't enjoying this, Like no one's laughing, clapping, cheering, celebrating. 0:06:53.739 --> 0:06:54.859 They're just looking into their screen. 0:06:55.659 --> 0:06:57.579 Yeah, but the question is who's having a bad time, 0:06:57.659 --> 0:06:59.899 Like is the audience still having a good time or is. 0:06:59.899 --> 0:07:01.059 It just because of the person on. 0:07:01.179 --> 0:07:02.059 That's what he doesn't know. 0:07:02.219 --> 0:07:03.899 Okay, but there is nothing worse than if you're in 0:07:03.939 --> 0:07:06.539 the standing area and some idiot in front of you 0:07:06.579 --> 0:07:08.179 has their phone out and you can't see over it 0:07:08.219 --> 0:07:10.419 and you're watching the person on the stage through their 0:07:10.459 --> 0:07:11.899 phone because that's all you can see. 0:07:12.179 --> 0:07:14.459 That's why I see it. It is better Yep, YONDI pouch. 0:07:14.499 --> 0:07:15.259 Here we come. 0:07:16.619 --> 0:07:16.859 Now. 0:07:16.939 --> 0:07:18.739 I want to know if all the parents out there 0:07:18.899 --> 0:07:21.979 give us a call. We are asking what is the 0:07:22.019 --> 0:07:25.579 inappropriate thing that your kids said? They said it out loud, 0:07:25.699 --> 0:07:28.739 other people heard it, and you just wish they hadn't 0:07:28.939 --> 0:07:31.179 because you know, in how that old adage like kids 0:07:31.179 --> 0:07:34.219 will say the dundest things. Sometimes it's cute, and sometimes 0:07:34.299 --> 0:07:36.339 you're just like, wow, I've really fail. 0:07:36.099 --> 0:07:36.579 As a parent. 0:07:36.659 --> 0:07:38.459 I think it's a rite, a passage. I think that 0:07:38.539 --> 0:07:40.659 you can't escape it as a parent. Like at some stage, 0:07:40.659 --> 0:07:42.339 every child is going to embarrass you with something. 0:07:42.379 --> 0:07:45.939 They say, Well, my daughter, Marley May, she just turned six, 0:07:45.979 --> 0:07:48.259 she had a birthday last week, and I you know, 0:07:48.379 --> 0:07:50.259 six is kind of at that age where you start 0:07:50.299 --> 0:07:51.539 to come out of it. They've got a little bit 0:07:51.579 --> 0:07:54.059 more social awareness, they know right from wrong, a. 0:07:53.979 --> 0:07:54.619 Little bit more. 0:07:54.899 --> 0:07:56.979 I would expect these things from my four year old, 0:07:57.059 --> 0:07:58.179 but not from my six year old. 0:07:58.259 --> 0:08:00.659 So no, I'm sorry. Six year olds don't get a 0:08:00.659 --> 0:08:01.499 pass They know better. 0:08:01.699 --> 0:08:04.739 Do they know? She's a kindie? The thing is is 0:08:04.779 --> 0:08:05.739 she does know better. 0:08:06.219 --> 0:08:08.739 And sometimes they don't say things meaning for it to 0:08:08.779 --> 0:08:11.219 be super offensive, but they just say a matter of 0:08:11.219 --> 0:08:13.819 fact thing. It's a statement like they've observed something they 0:08:13.819 --> 0:08:16.779 don't understand that maybe that might hurt someone's feeling, and. 0:08:16.699 --> 0:08:17.619 They just say it. 0:08:17.739 --> 0:08:19.419 Also, I say they know better. I don't even know 0:08:19.459 --> 0:08:21.339 what she said yet, so let me judge. I'll judge 0:08:21.339 --> 0:08:21.899 her after the fact. 0:08:21.939 --> 0:08:23.419 All right, Well, you guys can all judge her now, 0:08:23.539 --> 0:08:27.099 so our really really good family friend. She also works 0:08:27.099 --> 0:08:28.219 for us at Life on Cut. 0:08:28.859 --> 0:08:30.779 She's been in my life. Her name is Nest. 0:08:30.819 --> 0:08:33.139 She's been in my life like the last to twelve years, 0:08:33.659 --> 0:08:36.619 and she is a huge dog lover and she's actually 0:08:36.619 --> 0:08:39.339 the reason why I ended up adopting my dog Buster, 0:08:39.578 --> 0:08:42.699 because she was fostering him at the time. Now, her 0:08:42.739 --> 0:08:45.219 and her wife, they were a beautiful dog named Juni, 0:08:45.459 --> 0:08:48.899 and Juni has been a huge part of their family. 0:08:49.379 --> 0:08:51.059 And you know, they've been through big transitions, They've had 0:08:51.099 --> 0:08:53.979 little kids themselves, and you know, Junie's been there whilst 0:08:54.019 --> 0:08:57.499 their family has grown. And recently she had an accident 0:08:57.619 --> 0:09:00.419 and they had to make the really hard decision of 0:09:00.459 --> 0:09:02.779 putting their dog down. And anyone who's been through that 0:09:02.979 --> 0:09:04.939 when their dog, when your dog is a family member, 0:09:05.419 --> 0:09:08.699 it is devastating, absolutely devastating also because. 0:09:08.779 --> 0:09:11.019 Their dog was so young and it was unexpected. 0:09:11.139 --> 0:09:11.379 Yeah. 0:09:11.419 --> 0:09:16.338 Absolutely, And now look the other weekend, it was like 0:09:16.379 --> 0:09:18.659 a situation where they were having friends over. Anyone who 0:09:18.699 --> 0:09:21.379 was really close to Junie and our girls are it. 0:09:21.379 --> 0:09:21.819 Was the wake. 0:09:22.019 --> 0:09:23.779 Yeah, well it wasn't awake because it was a pre 0:09:23.899 --> 0:09:25.739 it was before that actually had Junie put down so 0:09:25.739 --> 0:09:28.379 everyone could say they're goodbyes, and Junia had this beautiful 0:09:28.459 --> 0:09:31.419 day and I sort of said, look, I don't know 0:09:31.619 --> 0:09:34.419 if my kids are at an age where this will 0:09:34.419 --> 0:09:34.819 go down. 0:09:34.859 --> 0:09:36.099 Well, they're really turbo. 0:09:36.219 --> 0:09:38.699 I was like, everyone's quine, kind of solemn and having 0:09:38.739 --> 0:09:40.059 nice time, and she probably needs. 0:09:39.939 --> 0:09:41.499 A bit of calm. I was like, I don't think my. 0:09:41.539 --> 0:09:43.859 Kids are right for this, and they were like, no, no, no, 0:09:43.899 --> 0:09:45.499 bring them along and I was like, no, it's really 0:09:45.539 --> 0:09:48.139 I just don't think it's right anyway, So I didn't 0:09:48.179 --> 0:09:49.739 go on the day, and we went over for dinner 0:09:49.739 --> 0:09:52.099 a couple of days later, and we were there just 0:09:52.179 --> 0:09:55.098 you know, have a carug and show our support, and 0:09:55.139 --> 0:09:56.819 Matt and I went over, brought the kids and we 0:09:57.059 --> 0:09:58.899 picked up dinner and we all had dinner together. 0:09:58.699 --> 0:10:00.539 And it was a really lovely night. 0:10:00.619 --> 0:10:03.419 And of course on the drive over there, I had 0:10:03.419 --> 0:10:05.619 to explain to the girls what had happened and why 0:10:05.699 --> 0:10:08.579 Junie wasn't there anymore, and you could see Marley and 0:10:08.579 --> 0:10:11.979 Lola were processing, and they've experienced death in our family, 0:10:12.019 --> 0:10:14.939 like their grandparents have passed away, and so they no 0:10:14.979 --> 0:10:17.458 one understand that that means that that personal thing is 0:10:17.499 --> 0:10:20.339 not here anymore, and so we had a lovely night, 0:10:20.339 --> 0:10:22.739 I had a lovely dinner. But anyway, the next day 0:10:22.899 --> 0:10:25.059 sent a nice message to my friend and I was like, oh, 0:10:25.299 --> 0:10:27.099 you know, it was really nice to see you. I 0:10:27.099 --> 0:10:29.259 hope that you hope that you guys are feeling okay 0:10:29.259 --> 0:10:31.979 And she said, yeah, yeah, we were feeling great. That 0:10:32.019 --> 0:10:34.139 was until Marley pointed out one of the dog toys 0:10:34.139 --> 0:10:36.019 and said, why have you got that? 0:10:36.099 --> 0:10:40.659 Your dog's dead. You don't need that anymore, point blank, sent. 0:10:40.499 --> 0:10:42.539 Her in a text message to me, and I was like, 0:10:42.619 --> 0:10:44.899 sorry she did She did not, and she was like, hey, 0:10:45.099 --> 0:10:45.619 yeah she did. 0:10:45.739 --> 0:10:46.019 Actually. 0:10:46.059 --> 0:10:47.899 In fact, she pointed out several things that the dog 0:10:47.979 --> 0:10:50.019 had that were around the house and told us that 0:10:50.099 --> 0:10:51.139 it's not needed. 0:10:50.979 --> 0:10:52.779 To be fair, it's not why have you got a 0:10:52.819 --> 0:10:55.619 dog bed? Your dog's dead. But she didn't say it 0:10:55.619 --> 0:10:57.139 in front of me, or I would have corrected her. 0:10:57.259 --> 0:10:58.339 She said it behind my baby. 0:10:58.619 --> 0:11:01.419 You don't correct her because it's right. What she said 0:11:01.459 --> 0:11:03.459 is right. Maybe she seems to understand that it was 0:11:03.459 --> 0:11:05.859 like more gentle ways. 0:11:05.379 --> 0:11:07.939 Ye, wrong, that's the problem. It is true, like, yes, 0:11:07.979 --> 0:11:11.299 it's fact, that's really wrong. Actually, So then I do 0:11:11.459 --> 0:11:14.779 feel like at six, it's pretty old. No, six is 0:11:14.779 --> 0:11:17.019 pretty mature. Do you know what she was hangering for? 0:11:17.099 --> 0:11:18.979 Do you know what it was? And I figured it out. 0:11:18.739 --> 0:11:22.499 She wanted she wanted to take the dog toy home. 0:11:22.579 --> 0:11:26.099 She liked it, and she was like, you don't need that. 0:11:26.419 --> 0:11:27.819 Guess who does. I'll take it off. 0:11:27.859 --> 0:11:29.099 I'll take it off your heads. 0:11:30.619 --> 0:11:33.419 We're talking about what is the inappropriate thing that your 0:11:33.499 --> 0:11:37.099 kids said that you wish they hadn't, because look, Marley 0:11:37.179 --> 0:11:39.219 May came out with the doozy the other day and 0:11:39.419 --> 0:11:41.419 I don't know. We were discussing is six too late? Like, 0:11:41.539 --> 0:11:43.659 is it too old that they should know better at 0:11:43.659 --> 0:11:44.299 this age? 0:11:44.499 --> 0:11:47.579 Well, pretty grace, do you think we should to tell 0:11:47.659 --> 0:11:49.379 Laura what happened about what Molly said? 0:11:49.459 --> 0:11:51.419 Yes, just to set it up if you miss what 0:11:51.459 --> 0:11:54.139 we were just talking about. Basically, our very very good 0:11:54.179 --> 0:11:56.459 friend had just put down their family dog and. 0:11:56.419 --> 0:11:57.659 Were devastated about it. 0:11:57.699 --> 0:11:59.099 We went over there to give them a you know, 0:11:59.419 --> 0:12:01.619 to all kind of like go around and give them 0:12:01.619 --> 0:12:02.338 a hug and have. 0:12:02.299 --> 0:12:02.899 A nice dinner. 0:12:02.979 --> 0:12:05.939 And I didn't know this, but my daughter was pointing 0:12:05.939 --> 0:12:08.419 out all of the dog paraphernalia in the house and saying, 0:12:08.499 --> 0:12:10.339 you don't need that because your dog is dead because 0:12:10.339 --> 0:12:11.419 she wanted to take it home. 0:12:11.579 --> 0:12:14.379 Well, yeah, so not long ago. It's like two weeks 0:12:14.379 --> 0:12:17.899 ago at my wedding. Yeah, Marley did something. 0:12:17.979 --> 0:12:19.899 Yeah, my wife and I got to hang out with 0:12:19.939 --> 0:12:21.859 your lovely children, who are delightful. 0:12:22.059 --> 0:12:24.379 Dear God, are you dare? They're not even here to 0:12:24.379 --> 0:12:25.459 defend themselves. 0:12:25.619 --> 0:12:27.939 And we were sitting there and Marley looks at my 0:12:27.979 --> 0:12:34.139 wife Diana and goes, she your grandma. And I was like, no, 0:12:34.259 --> 0:12:35.059 this is my wife. 0:12:35.099 --> 0:12:38.899 We're married, and she was like, okay, is that it? 0:12:39.099 --> 0:12:39.539 That was it? 0:12:39.579 --> 0:12:43.219 Like we have six years between us. 0:12:43.259 --> 0:12:45.579 It's not exactly. Well, there's an age gap right there. 0:12:45.899 --> 0:12:47.499 Six years is a long time. She's only been a 0:12:47.579 --> 0:12:49.939 life for six years. The poor kid, It wasn't that 0:12:50.379 --> 0:12:53.259 woman is as old. She's like a whole six years old. 0:12:53.299 --> 0:12:55.139 That could be your mom, could be grandma grandma? 0:12:55.659 --> 0:12:56.939 Is that your grandmother's? 0:12:56.979 --> 0:12:59.579 Sorry? Sorry? And also how did Diana react to this? 0:12:59.979 --> 0:13:03.019 She told Marley that I was her daughter, so she 0:13:03.139 --> 0:13:04.019 really leant into it. 0:13:04.139 --> 0:13:06.819 I like that, you really just cause like some more 0:13:06.819 --> 0:13:08.499 confusion to try and fix that problem. 0:13:08.539 --> 0:13:09.899 We weren't even going to bring it up, but it 0:13:09.979 --> 0:13:10.939 was just too when you. 0:13:10.899 --> 0:13:14.259 Were too much bless her. Oh my god, I hope 0:13:14.299 --> 0:13:16.299 my kids are not listening to this anyway. I hope 0:13:16.299 --> 0:13:18.779 they're at school. We got bad now, three o'clock. They're finished, 0:13:18.779 --> 0:13:20.619 They got picked up half an hour ago. What my 0:13:20.659 --> 0:13:23.339 kids get to school these days? Three o'clock, babe, it's 0:13:23.379 --> 0:13:24.099 got no idea. 0:13:24.299 --> 0:13:26.859 Well, I'm sorry, but wech Honey, we. 0:13:26.739 --> 0:13:28.539 Work on the pickup. That's when people are picking their 0:13:28.619 --> 0:13:29.579 children up from school. 0:13:29.579 --> 0:13:30.459 That's the whole point. 0:13:30.499 --> 0:13:31.539 I thought, three thirty, all. 0:13:31.499 --> 0:13:33.539 Right, we got Beth on the line, Hi, bed thought 0:13:33.659 --> 0:13:35.179 was the inappropriate thing your kids said? 0:13:36.299 --> 0:13:39.339 So, my daughter would have been maybe three and a half. 0:13:39.579 --> 0:13:42.459 I'm sitting on the toilet in all my glory. She 0:13:42.579 --> 0:13:47.019 wanders in, looks me dead in the eyes, and says, Mummy, 0:13:47.659 --> 0:13:51.979 why does your bum have a beard? And then I 0:13:51.979 --> 0:13:55.059 had to proceed to explain to her, honey, it's not 0:13:55.099 --> 0:13:57.659 a beard. Tell her all about it. And then I'm 0:13:57.659 --> 0:14:00.499 made sure to tell her wait till you're older, darling, 0:14:00.579 --> 0:14:02.539 your bum's gonna have a beard too, were you like? 0:14:02.539 --> 0:14:06.179 Because I'm breaking down the stereotypes and I'm like, you know, embracing. 0:14:05.699 --> 0:14:08.259 Women have hair too. Goddamn it, we're giving her a pass. 0:14:08.259 --> 0:14:09.979 She's I'm allowing that one. 0:14:10.139 --> 0:14:12.739 Oh dear, all right, thanks that bear, Kara, What did 0:14:12.779 --> 0:14:15.019 your kids say that you wish they hadn't? 0:14:15.979 --> 0:14:19.099 So when I take my daughter into the public toilets 0:14:19.219 --> 0:14:22.619 after she's been and it's my turn, she'll say, very loudly, 0:14:22.939 --> 0:14:24.459 are you doing a pooh mum? 0:14:24.579 --> 0:14:28.899 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like, oh my god, so embarrassing. 0:14:29.019 --> 0:14:31.259 They start to describe the smell of it as well. 0:14:31.299 --> 0:14:33.739 Because you've kept the logic, they'll do it in mind. 0:14:34.459 --> 0:14:36.619 The other thing is is like I'm doing a Wii 0:14:36.779 --> 0:14:39.579 but she still has to ask me so loudly in 0:14:39.619 --> 0:14:40.579 front of everybody. 0:14:40.899 --> 0:14:41.779 How do you respond? 0:14:41.899 --> 0:14:43.219 How do you because you've got to have then have 0:14:43.259 --> 0:14:45.579 a conversation, and you know everyone in the store next 0:14:45.579 --> 0:14:46.779 door is having a giggle about it. 0:14:46.859 --> 0:14:47.739 You say, we don't talk. 0:14:49.179 --> 0:14:51.659 Usually, I go I'm just doing awei. 0:14:51.739 --> 0:14:54.099 Are you quiet? And then you hear the person next 0:14:54.099 --> 0:14:54.659 door giggling. 0:14:55.379 --> 0:14:58.619 I know, I know she's entertaining, that's for sure. 0:14:58.819 --> 0:15:01.219 Thanks Kara, Amy, What did your kids say that you 0:15:01.219 --> 0:15:02.299 wish they hadn't? 0:15:02.739 --> 0:15:02.939 Oh? 0:15:03.019 --> 0:15:05.219 Yeah, So my daughter coming from a red eyed flight 0:15:05.299 --> 0:15:08.819 into Australia from Malaysia, decided to tell her customs office 0:15:08.819 --> 0:15:13.939 so that her dad had a big willie. Why don't know, 0:15:14.259 --> 0:15:16.459 We don't know. And it was more alarming for me 0:15:16.579 --> 0:15:18.899 because I was like, that's something I've never said, Like, 0:15:18.939 --> 0:15:20.379 where does she get that? How does she know what 0:15:20.499 --> 0:15:20.819