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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Sam, I happen to know that you have one of

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Speaker 2: the best locked out stories. I love this story. Please

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Speaker 2: share it with us.

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Speaker 3: So I've moved into a new house. Here we go,

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Speaker 3: here we go, and it's pouring down ray.

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Speaker 2: Your family wasn't there yet.

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Speaker 3: Family, you'd moved to a new city, new city, and

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Speaker 3: it's pouring down rain. And I'm standing out on the

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Speaker 3: balcony of this new house. I pulled the sliding door shut, click, locked,

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Speaker 3: and I'm trapped. And I thought, well, what am I

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Speaker 3: going to do. It's pouring down rain. It's eleven thirty

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Speaker 3: at night. I've had a few beers and I'm by myself.

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Speaker 3: The people that were around for the dinner had left,

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Speaker 3: no mobile phone, nothing, So I've shimmied down. The house

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Speaker 3: was set into a one of those hills. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: what they call them. It's set into a hill. So

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Speaker 3: I've shimmied down the veranda thing. And I remember the

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Speaker 3: landlord had said to me, if you ever have trouble

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Speaker 3: getting into your house. The neighbor he he's got my

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Speaker 3: number and give me a call and I can bring

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Speaker 3: a key round. So I figure I'll go next door,

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Speaker 3: So knock on the door. It's pouring down rain.

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Speaker 4: It's eleven and it's like blade run a rain, It's

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Speaker 4: like and I'm knocked on the door. And you know

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Speaker 4: when you feel that you're sober, but you're not, because

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Speaker 4: you start to speak and I've forgotten the guy's name, say, I.

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Speaker 3: Looked out and he looks at me as I'm speaking

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Speaker 3: another lane.

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Speaker 2: Have you woken him up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in his.

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Speaker 1: Pj's, got his hug boots on.

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Speaker 3: And I said, I've explained to him I've locked out,

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Speaker 3: and he said, yeah, no worries, I know how to

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Speaker 3: get into your house, which sobered me up a little bit.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of alarming.

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Speaker 2: Gee, you sound like you'd have a whole lot of

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Speaker 2: stuff you'd want to steal.

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Speaker 3: We go down the side of that what was that

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Speaker 3: thing I call hill hill. We're walking down the side

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Speaker 3: of the hill and he says to me, watch out,

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Speaker 3: it gets a bit slippery. Here is at that moment

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Speaker 3: I slip over. I take him out and we both

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Speaker 3: roll down the hill and mud and there's a boat

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Speaker 3: around the side, just a dinghy just sitting around the side,

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Speaker 3: and we both end up in the boat. Sitting at

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Speaker 3: the bottom of the hill and he's covered in my ohyah,

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Speaker 3: we've got that last day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, what happened, Well, I never spoke to him again.

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Speaker 1: He got me in the house pretty quick. Yeah, house

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Speaker 1: sliding glass windows. All he did was just lifted up

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Speaker 1: and took it out. Took him two seconds.

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Speaker 2: I took him more than that.

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Speaker 3: It cost to his soul.

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Speaker 2: By this sound.

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Speaker 3: But literally it took him two seconds to break into

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Speaker 3: the house.

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Speaker 2: But still, well, I remember once when I was overseas

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Speaker 2: with a previous boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Okay, which which level are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: Me?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know which stage of your life?

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Speaker 2: We're just going out together. But we traveled together. So

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Speaker 2: we're over in England. He becomes unwell and all his

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Speaker 2: joints swelled up and he had to stay the night

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Speaker 2: in the hospital. And everyone said, look, he may as

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Speaker 2: well go back to where you're staying to someone want

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Speaker 2: a B and B or something. And I said, I

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Speaker 2: can't leave you here at the hospital, and he said, no,

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Speaker 2: go home. I'll be here all night. You may as

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Speaker 2: well go home, come back tomorrow. So I'm weeping, saying

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Speaker 2: I'll never sleep, I'll never sleep. I go home crash

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Speaker 2: into the most enormous sleep. He gets released early from hospital,

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Speaker 2: comes back, doesn't have any keys, rings the doorbell. I'm

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Speaker 2: so sound asleep, I don't hear anything. He's standing out

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Speaker 2: the front of his crutches in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 2: throwing rocks at the window.

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Speaker 4: So I'll never sleep.

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Speaker 2: Tales have locked out.

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Speaker 3: That's why I left you.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, joins the and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Good morning seven.

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Speaker 3: Tell you