WEBVTT - FULL: The Best Bits 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:00.880 Quest. 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:04.320 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:06.960 All right, now, what was the last thing you googled? 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:09.560 Every day? You truck so much stuff into Google? Just 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.440 random run this random noise. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:14.840 Since as I look at my phone and I look 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:16.360 at if Googled, I've got to have a five hundred 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.239 tams open, it's just actually out to diver Madman, just 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:24.599 one guy of five hundred people. How old is Gerard Butler? 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.640 Why would I need to know that Friday night? Because 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.080 I'm watching a bang out fish movie? Isn't it white? 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.640 With putting the story? Old is that guy? By the way, 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:35.800 it's because we got instant access to information, we think 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.120 what we can we can. I was taking my daughter 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:39.800 out to build up a drive and it was yesterday 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.479 and she was going, oh, you know, do you know that? 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.040 Did you know? Dad? You know she shtort on the 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:46.120 show that elephants have names for each other? 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:47.560 Did they really? 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:48.879 I did not know that? She said? Yes? 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.239 On No, I found out on TikTok right, kids get 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.599 all information on tikto stay Google right, So. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.640 Yes, I actually found myself. We're going to bed check 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:57.080 up on that. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.640 And as troll readly asking elephants called each other by 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.480 their names, Study Fines. And then I was also, you 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.040 know who I fear making rice? 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:07.640 I thought you were on top of it. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:08.920 Now, me too, Jack, I. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:10.640 Know, but I'm afraid to say, Jack, thank you for 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.840 concerned tone. Though I think you're on top of that. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.919 We've been here, I know we have been we had calls. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.560 And so yesterday I made from scratch a really nice curry, right, 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:22.679 and then I was looking at the bas Matti rice 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.880 and I started to get performance anxiety. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.360 I was like, God, damn it, come on, you've done this, 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:29.560 You've mastered this. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:31.880 Is it two to one? Is it one and a 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.280 half to one? Oh God, I've forgot I actually googled 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:40.720 how make bas Matti race? Luckily recipe in eats. She 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:43.480 was there and she had the perfect recipes one and 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.120 a half. If you want to know, I know controversial, 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.800 people say too. Back of the packet said to recipe 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:50.440 and eats. I trust her more than I'm afraid the 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.120 packet of bas Matti rice. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:55.800 That you don't know. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:57.480 I thought it was a TV show the way you 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:58.120 guys are talking. 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.000 About It's better than that. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:03.400 It's a life change, bigger, bed, bigger, TV Recipe Tin Eats, 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:03.880 change your. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.040 Line, so she just gives you recipes. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.079 Oh my good god, get a load of this guy. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.000 All right, my friend, I'm going to say your life 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.920 right now, there's now going to be you now and 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:16.240 then you now knowing about Recipe t Eat she go online. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.560 Is just all these recipes and I don't know what 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:19.760 it is. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.480 We've got all these cookbooks, but I don't use anything 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.079 about the cookbooks. It's instant the way it's laid out, 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.639 and it works. Sometimes you recreates on the cookbook and 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.720 you're like, God, damn it, Jamie Oliver, that's a piece 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.600 of crap. Did you even try your own food? Man? 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.840 H no way, where was this stuff? It's idiot proof. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.680 My mom has a conspiracy about Jamie books that she 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.800 thinks he leaves out an ingredient or two so that 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:44.679 we don't make it as good as him, so that 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.160 if we ever go to this restaurant and he makes it, 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.320 we go, oh wow, we can't do it like Jamie does. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.960 Watch out Jamie Oliver for Jill Posts. 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:55.760 She's onto you. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:59.959 Oh, she's on you, my friend Tamara show. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.720 So let's see if we can find out other small 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.080 low hanging fruit of conspiracy theories. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.440 That one about Jamie Oliver. I love. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.280 I'd rather hear that level than five gene. You know 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:13.040 what they do when they were the vaccine in you, Patsy? 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.359 What have you googled over the weekend? 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:19.640 Okay, so last night I googled or google boogle boogle machine. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.880 Is mel Brooks still alive? We're watching on Netflix remembering 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.120 Gene Wilder. It's a fabulous documentary. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:27.959 I've got that watch this is it good? 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.000 Yeah, it's brilliant. He was, Yeah, it was. It was fantastic. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.840 And of course mel Brooks he worked with a lot 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:38.320 and was it on Young Frankenstein. I think yes. Anyway, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.839 Chris goes, oh mel Brooks he was great, And I said, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.760 was he's still alive? He goes, no, he's not. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:44.400 He is alive. 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.000 I'm going to google it anyway. He is and he's 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:51.080 ninety seven now, still going like amazing. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:51.400 Ninety seven. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.640 Being in a restaurant in London about eight years ago, right, 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.760 and mel Brooks was in there and I was, I 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.120 was there the side of the restaurant and. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.920 He stood on a chair right and he went, excuse me, everyone, yes, 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.760 it iss. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.960 No one was looking at him right, No one was 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.000 looking at him, and I thought, bloody, what a funny. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:16.320 Guy still doing that. He knew no one was looking 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:17.680 at him. He just had to do it. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:18.240 He must have been. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.120 If he's ninety seven, this would have been eight years ago. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.000 And then when suddenly was like, I don't know those Melbourne, 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.680 Who is that raal old crazy man right there? 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:30.239 What else did you google? 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:34.960 But what else? Our yucker plants? Impossible to kill? We 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.480 We're going to get some plants on the weekend. And 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.160 Chris said, you know what I reckon? We should put 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.360 some yuckers in the front garden and never. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:46.839 Ever a staple bland office plant. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.360 Aren't they You can't kill him though, you see, why 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.520 do you want to kill them? No, because they get 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.960 too big. People let them get too big. If you 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.720 give them enough space, they will take it up and 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.960 you cannot kill them. You can't. They're impossible to kill. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:05.280 The Other thing we're talking about flies before last night 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.680 with them buzzing around our dinner. Why are there so 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:08.640 many flies this week? 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.799 I need to know abouts What did it say? 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.120 I don't know. I didn't read it. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.800 Is this true? I can't remember what country it is? 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.680 But my dad told me when I was young that 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.320 one country chose to kill all their flies, and they 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.839 did and now they have no flights. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:28.000 Right, Okay, now, listen, you're actually a smart guy. 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.760 To the casual listener, they might not think, but Jackie, 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.040 you're a very smart guy. Just just give it a 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:43.360 couple of seconds. How was the country we need to 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:44.760 come around? Not just going to take a word for 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.839 it to kill all flies? 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.200 Christian Connell's show. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.720 Podcast Right now, then, jack post you went to see 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.320 a difficult comedy show last night in town. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.600 Where you went to see a local improv night. It's brilliant, 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.720 actually yeah, And they had special guest and Edmund On. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.000 She is so very very funny, funny start. I think 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:05.679 she's awesome. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.920 Improv is something that we've shied away from for a 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:13.080 long time because years ago I took Biank's parents and 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:17.440 Bianca to an improv show and it was just so bad. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.719 It's horrendous. When it's great, it's unbelievable. But there's no medium, 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:23.320 is there. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.520 There was there? There was just no laughter the whole time, 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.800 so four people sat in silence. There wasn't even the 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:33.080 kind of laughter where you could pretend that you're having fun. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:38.159 You start to actually hate the people doing I start 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.239 to imagine bad things befolling them. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.480 And they they start to be aware that whatever they 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:44.960 were doing is not just. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.960 You're eating one and you're making up eating one. They 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.760 probably use that as an unfunny sketch. 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.479 Yeah, we still do the full hour. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.000 And were they asking so last night it was good? 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.520 And were they obviously the audience heavily involved? He sat 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.920 out suggestions next. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.159 To the exactly they yell out, like you say a 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.880 random word that you're thinking of. I don't like to 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.559 do audience participation, though, so I leave that to others. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.520 Patsy. By the way, before the show today, Jack told Reu. 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:17.000 No no, no no, I already started. 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.480 Grind each other a couple of no no nos a 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.800 couple of years. Is are you hugging in your no 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:23.640 no no no no. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:24.960 No, because you suspanding. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:26.760 We should all be allowed a kind of no no 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.200 no over the over the course of the show. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.760 No no no. If you don't want to, I won't. 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:30.880 No, okay, I will no. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.160 I prefer the way that I always I always have 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:34.800 it up, always have. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:36.559 It up there, even if I'm handing you an award. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.160 I always spend you all year. You remember why he 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.560 didn't do that improv Oh, I. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.400 Would just jack posts everyone presential of the year. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.040 I would just rather handle it than you retell it. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.160 I said to Christian Rhea that I didn't like to 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.160 yell out a suggestion just in case the off chance 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:56.760 that the participants on stage recognized me from the radio 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:02.280 and then it put them off, which I know, I know, 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:05.120 I know is a low probability. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.080 I asked you to come up on stage. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.240 It's like, oh my god, look he's here. And then 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.120 and then all of a sudden, the whole er and 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:13.640 they get. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:17.320 To see the magic man. Yes, wow, how we Oh 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:20.040 my god, we're shon Hoo's. But is that Michael Jordan there? 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.760 Oh please, mister Mitch, Oh my god, accompany that. I'm 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.600 intimidated now Robin Williams is here, Guys. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.880 I know it's duty. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:34.040 I'm off duty. 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:37.400 I think of me as a mere audience member and 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:39.320 not the professional improviser. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:45.800 I am professionally funny, no script. Every day I will 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:51.000 be in the shadows and see imagine I wasn't here, 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.679 and wasn't here. I shouldn't have come. I shouldn't have come. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.720 With my new status and reputation that follows me everywhere. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:58.280 Oh darned me. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:02.120 I I'm Jack Post, so magnificence even in the dark, 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:09.439 I'm probably beaming right now and if you see me illuminated. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.560 It was a good show. It was good to show. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.120 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:19.880 Lisa, one of our listeners, was on Deal or No Deal. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.560 She did bring it me a couple of weeks ago. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.600 She called us saying that she was on her way 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.200 to the recording, not knowing that she was going to 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:28.040 be selected. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:28.880 And we're trying to give us some. 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:30.960 Advice in the car with a partner and my son 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.000 and we're on our way to a taping of Deal 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:37.520 or No Deal. It's actually random you actually get picked. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:39.440 But yeah, you've got a pretty good chance. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.280 So why not have you talked about whether you'll split 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:42.800 the money or not. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.240 We're just on renovations and we need to put three 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.520 face power in the house, so I need to. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.200 Pay for that, right Listen, listen, You're not going to 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:54.480 get selected with that story, those producers. No, no, We've 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.000 got to help you with a great story story. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.680 Okay, So be the energy. You're going to be on 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:00.880 TV when you arrive. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.360 Yep, all right, gotcha, and you've got. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.520 This, You've got this. You've just got to have that story, 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.839 all right. Forget that. I don't want to hear anymore 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:12.480 about those three ovens. Okay, she took all that, and 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:13.679 well this happened. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.160 I'm looking for, Lisa mipsode. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:21.280 What are we trying to win money for three phase power? 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.760 I know three phase power at home? 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:28.760 You need more power. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:33.120 Yes, we're going through renovations and we're putting in three ovens. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:37.480 Three ovens, ovens, ovens. 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:41.040 Rapidly Paul Grant going nowhere, running out of runway. Grant, 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:44.400 I warned, could have been me there, but for the 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.440 grace of God, go anyway. 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.120 I didn't see the program going to air, but you 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:48.880 know that he's looking off to the side and a 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.200 producer like, we're going to have a talk about this later. 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.240 That producer has left the show as of two days ago. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.400 But Lisa did brilliantly at the very last second, you 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.800 said K sixteen, Yeah he is there, thirty or are 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.800 you walking out a year with forty thousand dollars? 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:13.560 Let's find out inside enjoy the extra power. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:18.280 Some beautiful meals on behalf of steak. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:19.839 You're all invited to be. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.280 Do you know anyone who's won someone on TV show? Yes? 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:23.680 I do. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:27.720 Actually back in the eighties in primary school, remember Natalie 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:29.280 monkey Bars? Natalie? 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:34.160 Oh yeah, this is a story that should never been 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.200 shared by Patsy. That actually killed the direction. Jack and 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.600 I were taking a show we can never talk about. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.640 Have you been injured from monkey Bars? After I just 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.320 speculated that actually no one's ever got injured from monkey Bars, 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:49.400 and Patsy just suddenly said nothing and then went by. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.079 My friend Natalie fell off on and broke her neck. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:55.880 Yeah, she's really badly. She's good now, all good now. 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.679 But her mum was on Sale of the Century and 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.520 won a set of saucepans with Tony Barber once. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:09.400 These were good prices. Yeah, eighties going bloody hell. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.360 You heard coming up next? Saucepans. 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.120 I actually think that would be a popular Do. 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.000 You know what, We've got a two week break. Let's 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:23.640 come back strong, Let's come back with saucepan every. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.240 Day every day? One family spans? 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:31.080 Were those nice those nicely crusade ones or something like that, 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:32.520 those big old heavy ones. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.800 Oh yeah, but I think it was one of the 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.640 you know pick aboard where you had to pick behind 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.640 someone's head and then they turned it around. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:42.920 That's the famous faces, famous. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.240 Faces who guess who? Guess who? Yes? 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:46.920 And you know the model had them there on the 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.120 stage and they're in a rack. There was like ten. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:53.080 Piecess to love old school game shows. She is so popular, 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:54.280 didn't they? Yeah? Yeah? 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.840 And I'm like, now you look back and there was 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.160 like it was like it's like basic prize. 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:00.679 I set of encyclopedia and I remember the other one 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:05.479 was matching luggage lose their mind. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.400 Some suitcases and carry on? 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.800 What They're all the same, They're not random colors. Oh 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.840 my god, to live like this. Thank you, Tony Barber. 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:19.960 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.760 All right, what have you won from a TV show? Jason? Yeah? 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.800 I won a football on The Early Bird Show and 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:29.640 from other parapherna see just basic prizes. But they meant 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.640 the world, didn't they about you? You coverted? Yeah, what 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:33.400 did you have to do? 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.479 I had to go on the handball competition? 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.720 So you actually went in studio Yeah, into the studio 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:42.600 channel team there. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.959 Wow, wow, Jason, thank you very much your story mate, 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.559 thanks for calling very problem. So yeah, let's get a 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:49.240 Maria here. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.439 Oh, good morning guys. How are you? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.240 I'm good Maria? And now what did you win on 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:54.040 a TV show? 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.840 My sister won a competition on a program back in 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.960 the early nineties called Smash Sheets. She won tickets to 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:07.760 see Lisa's dancefield in London at Wembley Stadium. And we 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.599 got tickets to go to London and to see a 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.640 show and she got her name picked out of the barrel. 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.160 Wow, that was a big moment. You got your name 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:18.840 right out on TV. It was been anointed by the paper. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.680 And we didn't watch it, so we got a PHS 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.680 video said to our home so we could see her 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.360 name being out of the barrel. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.120 You'll want this, You'll want this for history preserved on 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:31.880 VHS and. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.240 Absolutely And we didn't even end up going to see 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.720 Lisa standsfield. We couldn't make the show. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:42.080 Do you mean that you ungrateful? I know the great 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.200 Lisa's stands up around the world. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.520 I know what, I know. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.400 What do you mean he couldn't make the show? That's 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.640 what you were there for, you playing the trip around. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.280 It A little ungrateful, little little teenager, and I said 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.280 to my older sister, I went to camp, but I've 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.680 got school and we've got to miss the show. But 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.320 we can still go to London. So we missed the show. 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.120 How grateful I feel sorry for us. She would have 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:08.320 looked out into the front. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:14.080 Row Pranian fans growing the audience out there, Maria, thank 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.760 you very much, your story mate, pair, What did you 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:16.800 win on TV show? 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:20.080 My wife's friend when she was younger, got on the 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:24.680 Price is right all the way through to the final round. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.240 They showed her all the prizes and then get to 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.280 put them in price order to win the whole thing, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:33.680 the whole cash jackpipe, And unfortunately for the studio, they 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.320 lost power just before she got to put them in order. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.520 That's a very good TV producer with those, and we 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.560 cannot afford with at the end of the show. So 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.920 my boss is making a note of this. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.640 By the way, we've got the receipts for the jets 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.880 c and the barbecue and they have to go back 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:49.920 by five o'clock today. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:53.240 Power cup, Power Cup. So what happened next? 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:55.960 So they said to her, you sit over the side 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.160 here on your own, don't talk to anyone, and we'll 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.640 try and get this thick. So for forty minutes she 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.880 got to sit there and stare at the prize, has 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:08.320 been calculating her head would be so when they began 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.920 rolling again, she stepped up and within thirty seconds put 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.440 them all in the right order and walked away with 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.480 the car, the holiday, the marine, the golf club, the 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:18.760 whole brilliant. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:24.160 Wow, this is incredible. She won the whole lot, absolutely everything. 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.480 Amazing story, Phil, Thank you very much for showing it today. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:28.320 Thanks to Colling the show. 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:34.160 Everyone you're listening to the question O Kyle's show podcast. 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:36.480 Jack has got the start of it's either got PINKAI 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:37.440 or a black eye. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.480 I have a blinky in the right eye because Gordy 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.920 got me right in the eye yesterday. He doesn't know 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:47.440 how to piggyback properly, so he that hangs from my 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:49.360 hoodie if I'm wearing one. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.680 I was just choking you redneckd choking the UFC. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.280 Like he's trying to do a chin up on the 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.560 back of my jump bar or if I go, because 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.200 that then starts to choke me. So I sort of 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:01.960 hoist him up and then he goes hands and arms 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.160 right around the head to the front of the face 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.800 and like looks for any nose or a bit of 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:07.520 facial features. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:09.880 It's quite the cool workout for you, isn't it. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.480 Anyway, Yesterday last night you got me right in the 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.080 eye and then you have I can't. I can't just 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.120 you know, I'm still supporting his weight, so I can't 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.639 just drop him to the floor. I have to find 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.960 some way to place him down one I can't see. 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:26.040 He actually looks really sad when he scratched your corner 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:26.840 or something. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:30.160 For half an hour last night. 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.000 You might need to get it checked out. That happened 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:34.000 to Chris once he went in to give Ords a 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:36.760 kiss good night, and she like put her arm up accidentally, 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.440 and he had what they call trauma to the corneer 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:41.280 where it's actually. 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:46.120 Like Cyprus Hill song, insane in the membrane to the corner. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.640 Well, I don't want trauma to make Cornyer Jack. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:52.480 She had obviously seen her mum do that a couple 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.640 of times. Accidentally did that, Chris. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:57.200 One of these. 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:02.639 I remember one of the kids when they were like 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.480 really young and didn't really understand about the workings of 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.720 a man. And Lois, my younger daughter, came in right 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:11.679 and I sort of squared off of like a cratis 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.520 stance for a joke, and she sort of came in 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.200 faking me, tricking me, she was coming in for a hug, 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:20.520 and then just wound up and actual upper cut to balls. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:21.680 Right. 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.320 I still can't even laugh about this that because it 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.000 actually makes me want to be sick. Because now I dropped. 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.120 There's no other response. I don't care how tough you are, 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:30.880 there's some of that happens to me, and I don't 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:34.000 even understand it. It will fell any man of even 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:37.840 in the UFC, they're allowed ten minutes to recover for 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:40.080 an accidental an accidental ball tap? 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:41.520 Is that deadly right? 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.480