Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, now, what was the last thing you googled?
Speaker 3: Every day? You truck so much stuff into Google? Just
Speaker 3: random run this random noise.
Speaker 4: Since as I look at my phone and I look
Speaker 4: at if Googled, I've got to have a five hundred
Speaker 4: tams open, it's just actually out to diver Madman, just
Speaker 4: one guy of five hundred people. How old is Gerard Butler?
Speaker 4: Why would I need to know that Friday night? Because
Speaker 4: I'm watching a bang out fish movie? Isn't it white?
Speaker 4: With putting the story? Old is that guy? By the way,
Speaker 4: it's because we got instant access to information, we think
Speaker 4: what we can we can. I was taking my daughter
Speaker 4: out to build up a drive and it was yesterday
Speaker 4: and she was going, oh, you know, do you know that?
Speaker 3: Did you know? Dad? You know she shtort on the
Speaker 3: show that elephants have names for each other?
Speaker 5: Did they really?
Speaker 3: I did not know that? She said? Yes?
Speaker 4: On No, I found out on TikTok right, kids get
Speaker 4: all information on tikto stay Google right, So.
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually found myself. We're going to bed check
Speaker 3: up on that.
Speaker 4: And as troll readly asking elephants called each other by
Speaker 4: their names, Study Fines. And then I was also, you
Speaker 4: know who I fear making rice?
Speaker 5: I thought you were on top of it.
Speaker 3: Now, me too, Jack, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but I'm afraid to say, Jack, thank you for
Speaker 4: concerned tone. Though I think you're on top of that.
Speaker 4: We've been here, I know we have been we had calls.
Speaker 4: And so yesterday I made from scratch a really nice curry, right,
Speaker 4: and then I was looking at the bas Matti rice
Speaker 4: and I started to get performance anxiety.
Speaker 3: I was like, God, damn it, come on, you've done this,
Speaker 3: You've mastered this.
Speaker 4: Is it two to one? Is it one and a
Speaker 4: half to one? Oh God, I've forgot I actually googled
Speaker 4: how make bas Matti race? Luckily recipe in eats. She
Speaker 4: was there and she had the perfect recipes one and
Speaker 4: a half. If you want to know, I know controversial,
Speaker 4: people say too. Back of the packet said to recipe
Speaker 4: and eats. I trust her more than I'm afraid the
Speaker 4: packet of bas Matti rice.
Speaker 3: That you don't know.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a TV show the way you
Speaker 5: guys are talking.
Speaker 3: About It's better than that.
Speaker 4: It's a life change, bigger, bed, bigger, TV Recipe Tin Eats,
Speaker 4: change your.
Speaker 5: Line, so she just gives you recipes.
Speaker 4: Oh my good god, get a load of this guy.
Speaker 4: All right, my friend, I'm going to say your life
Speaker 4: right now, there's now going to be you now and
Speaker 4: then you now knowing about Recipe t Eat she go online.
Speaker 3: Is just all these recipes and I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 4: We've got all these cookbooks, but I don't use anything
Speaker 4: about the cookbooks. It's instant the way it's laid out,
Speaker 4: and it works. Sometimes you recreates on the cookbook and
Speaker 4: you're like, God, damn it, Jamie Oliver, that's a piece
Speaker 4: of crap. Did you even try your own food? Man?
Speaker 3: H no way, where was this stuff? It's idiot proof.
Speaker 5: My mom has a conspiracy about Jamie books that she
Speaker 5: thinks he leaves out an ingredient or two so that
Speaker 5: we don't make it as good as him, so that
Speaker 5: if we ever go to this restaurant and he makes it,
Speaker 5: we go, oh wow, we can't do it like Jamie does.
Speaker 3: Watch out Jamie Oliver for Jill Posts.
Speaker 5: She's onto you.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's on you, my friend Tamara show.
Speaker 4: So let's see if we can find out other small
Speaker 4: low hanging fruit of conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: That one about Jamie Oliver. I love.
Speaker 4: I'd rather hear that level than five gene. You know
Speaker 4: what they do when they were the vaccine in you, Patsy?
Speaker 4: What have you googled over the weekend?
Speaker 6: Okay, so last night I googled or google boogle boogle machine.
Speaker 6: Is mel Brooks still alive? We're watching on Netflix remembering
Speaker 6: Gene Wilder. It's a fabulous documentary.
Speaker 3: I've got that watch this is it good?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's brilliant. He was, Yeah, it was. It was fantastic.
Speaker 6: And of course mel Brooks he worked with a lot
Speaker 6: and was it on Young Frankenstein. I think yes. Anyway,
Speaker 6: Chris goes, oh mel Brooks he was great, And I said,
Speaker 6: was he's still alive? He goes, no, he's not.
Speaker 3: He is alive.
Speaker 6: I'm going to google it anyway. He is and he's
Speaker 6: ninety seven now, still going like amazing.
Speaker 3: Ninety seven.
Speaker 4: Being in a restaurant in London about eight years ago, right,
Speaker 4: and mel Brooks was in there and I was, I
Speaker 4: was there the side of the restaurant and.
Speaker 3: He stood on a chair right and he went, excuse me, everyone, yes,
Speaker 3: it iss.
Speaker 4: No one was looking at him right, No one was
Speaker 4: looking at him, and I thought, bloody, what a funny.
Speaker 3: Guy still doing that. He knew no one was looking
Speaker 3: at him. He just had to do it.
Speaker 7: He must have been.
Speaker 3: If he's ninety seven, this would have been eight years ago.
Speaker 4: And then when suddenly was like, I don't know those Melbourne,
Speaker 4: Who is that raal old crazy man right there?
Speaker 3: What else did you google?
Speaker 6: But what else? Our yucker plants? Impossible to kill? We
Speaker 6: We're going to get some plants on the weekend. And
Speaker 6: Chris said, you know what I reckon? We should put
Speaker 6: some yuckers in the front garden and never.
Speaker 3: Ever a staple bland office plant.
Speaker 6: Aren't they You can't kill him though, you see, why
Speaker 6: do you want to kill them? No, because they get
Speaker 6: too big. People let them get too big. If you
Speaker 6: give them enough space, they will take it up and
Speaker 6: you cannot kill them. You can't. They're impossible to kill.
Speaker 6: The Other thing we're talking about flies before last night
Speaker 6: with them buzzing around our dinner. Why are there so
Speaker 6: many flies this week?
Speaker 3: I need to know abouts What did it say?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't read it.
Speaker 5: Is this true? I can't remember what country it is?
Speaker 5: But my dad told me when I was young that
Speaker 5: one country chose to kill all their flies, and they
Speaker 5: did and now they have no flights.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, now, listen, you're actually a smart guy.
Speaker 4: To the casual listener, they might not think, but Jackie,
Speaker 4: you're a very smart guy. Just just give it a
Speaker 4: couple of seconds. How was the country we need to
Speaker 4: come around? Not just going to take a word for
Speaker 4: it to kill all flies?
Speaker 8: Christian Connell's show.
Speaker 4: Podcast Right now, then, jack post you went to see
Speaker 4: a difficult comedy show last night in town.
Speaker 5: Where you went to see a local improv night. It's brilliant,
Speaker 5: actually yeah, And they had special guest and Edmund On.
Speaker 4: She is so very very funny, funny start. I think
Speaker 4: she's awesome.
Speaker 5: Improv is something that we've shied away from for a
Speaker 5: long time because years ago I took Biank's parents and
Speaker 5: Bianca to an improv show and it was just so bad.
Speaker 3: It's horrendous. When it's great, it's unbelievable. But there's no medium,
Speaker 3: is there.
Speaker 5: There was there? There was just no laughter the whole time,
Speaker 5: so four people sat in silence. There wasn't even the
Speaker 5: kind of laughter where you could pretend that you're having fun.
Speaker 4: You start to actually hate the people doing I start
Speaker 4: to imagine bad things befolling them.
Speaker 5: And they they start to be aware that whatever they
Speaker 5: were doing is not just.
Speaker 4: You're eating one and you're making up eating one. They
Speaker 4: probably use that as an unfunny sketch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we still do the full hour.
Speaker 4: And were they asking so last night it was good?
Speaker 4: And were they obviously the audience heavily involved? He sat
Speaker 4: out suggestions next.
Speaker 5: To the exactly they yell out, like you say a
Speaker 5: random word that you're thinking of. I don't like to
Speaker 5: do audience participation, though, so I leave that to others.
Speaker 3: Patsy. By the way, before the show today, Jack told Reu.
Speaker 5: No no, no no, I already started.
Speaker 4: Grind each other a couple of no no nos a
Speaker 4: couple of years. Is are you hugging in your no
Speaker 4: no no no no.
Speaker 3: No, because you suspanding.
Speaker 4: We should all be allowed a kind of no no
Speaker 4: no over the over the course of the show.
Speaker 3: No no no. If you don't want to, I won't.
Speaker 5: No, okay, I will no.
Speaker 3: I prefer the way that I always I always have
Speaker 3: it up, always have.
Speaker 4: It up there, even if I'm handing you an award.
Speaker 4: I always spend you all year. You remember why he
Speaker 4: didn't do that improv Oh, I.
Speaker 3: Would just jack posts everyone presential of the year.
Speaker 5: I would just rather handle it than you retell it.
Speaker 5: I said to Christian Rhea that I didn't like to
Speaker 5: yell out a suggestion just in case the off chance
Speaker 5: that the participants on stage recognized me from the radio
Speaker 5: and then it put them off, which I know, I know,
Speaker 5: I know is a low probability.
Speaker 6: I asked you to come up on stage.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh my god, look he's here. And then
Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, the whole er and
Speaker 5: they get.
Speaker 3: To see the magic man. Yes, wow, how we Oh
Speaker 3: my god, we're shon Hoo's. But is that Michael Jordan there?
Speaker 3: Oh please, mister Mitch, Oh my god, accompany that. I'm
Speaker 3: intimidated now Robin Williams is here, Guys.
Speaker 5: I know it's duty.
Speaker 3: I'm off duty.
Speaker 4: I think of me as a mere audience member and
Speaker 4: not the professional improviser.
Speaker 3: I am professionally funny, no script. Every day I will
Speaker 3: be in the shadows and see imagine I wasn't here,
Speaker 3: and wasn't here. I shouldn't have come. I shouldn't have come.
Speaker 4: With my new status and reputation that follows me everywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh darned me.
Speaker 9: I I'm Jack Post, so magnificence even in the dark,
Speaker 9: I'm probably beaming right now and if you see me illuminated.
Speaker 3: It was a good show. It was good to show.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Lisa, one of our listeners, was on Deal or No Deal.
Speaker 4: She did bring it me a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: She called us saying that she was on her way
Speaker 4: to the recording, not knowing that she was going to
Speaker 4: be selected.
Speaker 3: And we're trying to give us some.
Speaker 7: Advice in the car with a partner and my son
Speaker 7: and we're on our way to a taping of Deal
Speaker 7: or No Deal. It's actually random you actually get picked.
Speaker 7: But yeah, you've got a pretty good chance.
Speaker 5: So why not have you talked about whether you'll split
Speaker 5: the money or not.
Speaker 7: We're just on renovations and we need to put three
Speaker 7: face power in the house, so I need to.
Speaker 4: Pay for that, right Listen, listen, You're not going to
Speaker 4: get selected with that story, those producers. No, no, We've
Speaker 4: got to help you with a great story story.
Speaker 3: Okay, So be the energy. You're going to be on
Speaker 3: TV when you arrive.
Speaker 7: Yep, all right, gotcha, and you've got.
Speaker 3: This, You've got this. You've just got to have that story,
Speaker 3: all right. Forget that. I don't want to hear anymore
Speaker 3: about those three ovens. Okay, she took all that, and
Speaker 3: well this happened.
Speaker 10: I'm looking for, Lisa mipsode.
Speaker 7: What are we trying to win money for three phase power?
Speaker 6: I know three phase power at home?
Speaker 3: You need more power.
Speaker 7: Yes, we're going through renovations and we're putting in three ovens.
Speaker 11: Three ovens, ovens, ovens.
Speaker 4: Rapidly Paul Grant going nowhere, running out of runway. Grant,
Speaker 4: I warned, could have been me there, but for the
Speaker 4: grace of God, go anyway.
Speaker 5: I didn't see the program going to air, but you
Speaker 5: know that he's looking off to the side and a
Speaker 5: producer like, we're going to have a talk about this later.
Speaker 3: That producer has left the show as of two days ago.
Speaker 3: But Lisa did brilliantly at the very last second, you
Speaker 3: said K sixteen, Yeah he is there, thirty or are
Speaker 3: you walking out a year with forty thousand dollars?
Speaker 10: Let's find out inside enjoy the extra power.
Speaker 6: Some beautiful meals on behalf of steak.
Speaker 10: You're all invited to be.
Speaker 3: Do you know anyone who's won someone on TV show? Yes?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: Actually back in the eighties in primary school, remember Natalie
Speaker 6: monkey Bars? Natalie?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is a story that should never been
Speaker 4: shared by Patsy. That actually killed the direction. Jack and
Speaker 4: I were taking a show we can never talk about.
Speaker 4: Have you been injured from monkey Bars? After I just
Speaker 4: speculated that actually no one's ever got injured from monkey Bars,
Speaker 4: and Patsy just suddenly said nothing and then went by.
Speaker 3: My friend Natalie fell off on and broke her neck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's really badly. She's good now, all good now.
Speaker 6: But her mum was on Sale of the Century and
Speaker 6: won a set of saucepans with Tony Barber once.
Speaker 4: These were good prices. Yeah, eighties going bloody hell.
Speaker 3: You heard coming up next? Saucepans.
Speaker 5: I actually think that would be a popular Do.
Speaker 4: You know what, We've got a two week break. Let's
Speaker 4: come back strong, Let's come back with saucepan every.
Speaker 3: Day every day? One family spans?
Speaker 4: Were those nice those nicely crusade ones or something like that,
Speaker 4: those big old heavy ones.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but I think it was one of the
Speaker 6: you know pick aboard where you had to pick behind
Speaker 6: someone's head and then they turned it around.
Speaker 5: That's the famous faces, famous.
Speaker 3: Faces who guess who? Guess who? Yes?
Speaker 6: And you know the model had them there on the
Speaker 6: stage and they're in a rack. There was like ten.
Speaker 3: Piecess to love old school game shows. She is so popular,
Speaker 3: didn't they? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, now you look back and there was
Speaker 4: like it was like it's like basic prize.
Speaker 3: I set of encyclopedia and I remember the other one
Speaker 3: was matching luggage lose their mind.
Speaker 10: Some suitcases and carry on?
Speaker 4: What They're all the same, They're not random colors. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, to live like this. Thank you, Tony Barber.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, what have you won from a TV show? Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I won a football on The Early Bird Show and
Speaker 3: from other parapherna see just basic prizes. But they meant
Speaker 3: the world, didn't they about you? You coverted? Yeah, what
Speaker 3: did you have to do?
Speaker 11: I had to go on the handball competition?
Speaker 5: So you actually went in studio Yeah, into the studio
Speaker 5: channel team there.
Speaker 4: Wow, wow, Jason, thank you very much your story mate,
Speaker 4: thanks for calling very problem. So yeah, let's get a
Speaker 4: Maria here.
Speaker 12: Oh, good morning guys. How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good Maria? And now what did you win on
Speaker 3: a TV show?
Speaker 12: My sister won a competition on a program back in
Speaker 12: the early nineties called Smash Sheets. She won tickets to
Speaker 12: see Lisa's dancefield in London at Wembley Stadium. And we
Speaker 12: got tickets to go to London and to see a
Speaker 12: show and she got her name picked out of the barrel.
Speaker 4: Wow, that was a big moment. You got your name
Speaker 4: right out on TV. It was been anointed by the paper.
Speaker 12: And we didn't watch it, so we got a PHS
Speaker 12: video said to our home so we could see her
Speaker 12: name being out of the barrel.
Speaker 4: You'll want this, You'll want this for history preserved on
Speaker 4: VHS and.
Speaker 12: Absolutely And we didn't even end up going to see
Speaker 12: Lisa standsfield. We couldn't make the show.
Speaker 4: Do you mean that you ungrateful? I know the great
Speaker 4: Lisa's stands up around the world.
Speaker 12: I know what, I know.
Speaker 3: What do you mean he couldn't make the show? That's
Speaker 3: what you were there for, you playing the trip around.
Speaker 12: It A little ungrateful, little little teenager, and I said
Speaker 12: to my older sister, I went to camp, but I've
Speaker 12: got school and we've got to miss the show. But
Speaker 12: we can still go to London. So we missed the show.
Speaker 5: How grateful I feel sorry for us. She would have
Speaker 5: looked out into the front.
Speaker 4: Row Pranian fans growing the audience out there, Maria, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, your story mate, pair, What did you
Speaker 4: win on TV show?
Speaker 1: My wife's friend when she was younger, got on the
Speaker 1: Price is right all the way through to the final round.
Speaker 1: They showed her all the prizes and then get to
Speaker 1: put them in price order to win the whole thing,
Speaker 1: the whole cash jackpipe, And unfortunately for the studio, they
Speaker 1: lost power just before she got to put them in order.
Speaker 3: That's a very good TV producer with those, and we
Speaker 3: cannot afford with at the end of the show. So
Speaker 3: my boss is making a note of this.
Speaker 5: By the way, we've got the receipts for the jets
Speaker 5: c and the barbecue and they have to go back
Speaker 5: by five o'clock today.
Speaker 3: Power cup, Power Cup. So what happened next?
Speaker 1: So they said to her, you sit over the side
Speaker 1: here on your own, don't talk to anyone, and we'll
Speaker 1: try and get this thick. So for forty minutes she
Speaker 1: got to sit there and stare at the prize, has
Speaker 1: been calculating her head would be so when they began
Speaker 1: rolling again, she stepped up and within thirty seconds put
Speaker 1: them all in the right order and walked away with
Speaker 1: the car, the holiday, the marine, the golf club, the
Speaker 1: whole brilliant.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is incredible. She won the whole lot, absolutely everything.
Speaker 3: Amazing story, Phil, Thank you very much for showing it today.
Speaker 3: Thanks to Colling the show.
Speaker 2: Everyone you're listening to the question O Kyle's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack has got the start of it's either got PINKAI
Speaker 4: or a black eye.
Speaker 5: I have a blinky in the right eye because Gordy
Speaker 5: got me right in the eye yesterday. He doesn't know
Speaker 5: how to piggyback properly, so he that hangs from my
Speaker 5: hoodie if I'm wearing one.
Speaker 3: I was just choking you redneckd choking the UFC.
Speaker 5: Like he's trying to do a chin up on the
Speaker 5: back of my jump bar or if I go, because
Speaker 5: that then starts to choke me. So I sort of
Speaker 5: hoist him up and then he goes hands and arms
Speaker 5: right around the head to the front of the face
Speaker 5: and like looks for any nose or a bit of
Speaker 5: facial features.
Speaker 3: It's quite the cool workout for you, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Yesterday last night you got me right in the
Speaker 5: eye and then you have I can't. I can't just
Speaker 5: you know, I'm still supporting his weight, so I can't
Speaker 5: just drop him to the floor. I have to find
Speaker 5: some way to place him down one I can't see.
Speaker 4: He actually looks really sad when he scratched your corner
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 5: For half an hour last night.
Speaker 6: You might need to get it checked out. That happened
Speaker 6: to Chris once he went in to give Ords a
Speaker 6: kiss good night, and she like put her arm up accidentally,
Speaker 6: and he had what they call trauma to the corneer
Speaker 6: where it's actually.
Speaker 4: Like Cyprus Hill song, insane in the membrane to the corner.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't want trauma to make Cornyer Jack.
Speaker 4: She had obviously seen her mum do that a couple
Speaker 4: of times. Accidentally did that, Chris.
Speaker 5: One of these.
Speaker 4: I remember one of the kids when they were like
Speaker 4: really young and didn't really understand about the workings of
Speaker 4: a man. And Lois, my younger daughter, came in right
Speaker 4: and I sort of squared off of like a cratis
Speaker 4: stance for a joke, and she sort of came in
Speaker 4: faking me, tricking me, she was coming in for a hug,
Speaker 4: and then just wound up and actual upper cut to balls.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: I still can't even laugh about this that because it
Speaker 4: actually makes me want to be sick. Because now I dropped.
Speaker 4: There's no other response. I don't care how tough you are,
Speaker 4: there's some of that happens to me, and I don't
Speaker 4: even understand it. It will fell any man of even
Speaker 4: in the UFC, they're allowed ten minutes to recover for
Speaker 4: an accidental an accidental ball tap?
Speaker 3: Is that deadly right?
Speaker 4: They can kick each other in the head, but then stand, look,
Speaker 4: an accidental ball tap, you need least ten minutes, professional
Speaker 4: fighter to recover. I dropped the floor. Then obviously my
Speaker 4: wife and the kids were laughing. They going get up, Daddy,
Speaker 4: get up. I was like, it's hard to explain, and
Speaker 4: I couldn't be crude because they were just little kids.
Speaker 5: But when you've been hit, oh my god, no laughing matter.
Speaker 3: You actually go ice cold. You think you're going to faint.
Speaker 3: All sick of mothers. I've given birth to two kids.
Speaker 4: Get up, Chris, it's difficult. I think there's a concentration
Speaker 4: of nerve endings there, just a taple we should uppercut
Speaker 4: to the balls.
Speaker 3: I actually start saying you can kill a man doing that?
Speaker 5: You probably could.
Speaker 3: I think you actually can. I do believe.
Speaker 4: I believe there are people buried today who got uppercuts
Speaker 4: the balls probably what it says in the two Stone.
Speaker 8: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Thank You very Much for a Gentleman is called in.
Speaker 4: Also a fellow suffer of an attack to the uh
Speaker 4: Mid region from man and an EMU double kicked him.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what what does he mean? A
Speaker 4: flying sort of a.
Speaker 3: Horsey? How is he alive? It would be the worst
Speaker 3: state than Christian Petraga.
Speaker 13: A double barrel kick. Buy a horse into the groin,
Speaker 13: said both legs.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you come back from that.
Speaker 13: He said it was the size of an e mus egg.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3: Just intern to visionized that big. I've never seen any
Speaker 3: of news eggs like a Sharon just a little bit
Speaker 3: more way bigger than normal, normal, waker than a normal egg. Catherine,
Speaker 3: that's cool on the show, And what did your what
Speaker 3: did you kid do to you? Catherine?
Speaker 11: So, my daughter broke my ribs?
Speaker 3: Bloody? How did she do that?
Speaker 11: We were in a playground and I was just standing there,
Speaker 11: leaning on one of those round poles that holds up
Speaker 11: the equipment, and she came in for a hug but
Speaker 11: pinned my arms by my side, and because I was
Speaker 11: leaning on a round pole, I just started to tilt
Speaker 11: and I couldn't move my aunts and I couldn't stop
Speaker 11: the fall and I hit the side of the playground
Speaker 11: and yeah, that hurt.
Speaker 3: God, that must have been so much pain. Did you know?
Speaker 3: Why have you done your ribs?
Speaker 11: You know straight away when you're breaking a rib.
Speaker 3: Katherine, Thank you very much your story.
Speaker 8: Bye, Craig.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Craig. So, how did your kid injure you?
Speaker 12: I was actually my nephew of letting them pretend to
Speaker 12: cut my hair, but he actually was cutting my hair
Speaker 12: with scissors and he lips the top of my ear off.
Speaker 3: YEA, somehow culpable. What a great uncle you must be,
Speaker 3: Uncle Craig. Thank you very much. Cool and I'm going
Speaker 3: to show him.
Speaker 14: So my daughter id got one of those cheap makeup
Speaker 14: kids for kids for birthday one year and she was
Speaker 14: sort of not really dabbing the makeup onto me with
Speaker 14: the brush. She was more like a stab So that
Speaker 14: was torture in itself. But then she she managed to
Speaker 14: stab one of those sort of bristly brushes into my
Speaker 14: eyes the hospital, so I can definitely relate to Jack's pain.
Speaker 14: I ended up the I near hospital, so I had
Speaker 14: a massive corner libration to my eye from this sort
Speaker 14: of bristly makeup brush that she was. She was literally
Speaker 14: stabbing the makeup brost me and I actually suffered for
Speaker 14: quite a few years after that. A corney libration can
Speaker 14: keep reoccurring after She was sort of like a bit
Speaker 14: of a scab on my eye, So every time I
Speaker 14: went to sleep at night and I'd opened my eye
Speaker 14: in the morning, it was like ripping the scabop it was.
Speaker 14: It was great listen.
Speaker 3: As a terrible store.
Speaker 4: We don't need to know about the real after path
Speaker 4: of a Corney elebration and the scapping of the eye.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's get into this two weeks to Golden Year.
Speaker 4: This as we go back to a year, I took
Speaker 4: about what happened in that year, and then we played
Speaker 4: a game called the One Second Winner. We test Jack
Speaker 4: and Pats and you guys. None of all the big
Speaker 4: hits of that year. Today, it's all about nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty four, some big news stories. In nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 4: Advance Australia Fair became the national anthem, replacing God Save
Speaker 4: the Queen. When I was having to learn all this
Speaker 4: stuff for my citizenship test, I did. I had no
Speaker 4: idea that God Said the Queen was the national anthem
Speaker 4: for quite while in this country.
Speaker 6: I remember we saying it, but I actually didn't know
Speaker 6: myself that that was the national We just sung both.
Speaker 5: It was a great song.
Speaker 3: It's a banger. It's more than that anthems. It is
Speaker 3: a banger, isn't it.
Speaker 4: We keep saying it's always going to be known as
Speaker 4: God Save the Queen, isn't it just by it now?
Speaker 4: And obviously God saved the King. But I wonder if
Speaker 4: people stalled, no one's ever going to start to say
Speaker 4: God Save the King.
Speaker 5: And was this an existing song in Australia, Advance Australia Fair,
Speaker 5: or did they write it in nineteen eighty four?
Speaker 6: It was existing.
Speaker 4: I think it's from the eighteen hundreds written by a
Speaker 4: Scottish guy. Again, I felt like I'm doing my citizens
Speaker 4: ship test. It was a Scottish guy in the eighteen hundreds, real,
Speaker 4: what have you got there?
Speaker 3: What's what's Google saying yes you're right?
Speaker 13: Eighteen hundred, eighteen seventy eight. It was written and composed
Speaker 13: by Peter Dodds McCormick.
Speaker 3: What a great Scottish name that is not an Australian name,
Speaker 3: that is one hundred percent of Scotsman. What a great name.
Speaker 3: Other things.
Speaker 4: In nineteen eighty four, a jar of vegamite was the
Speaker 4: first product in Australia to be electronically scanned at the checkout.
Speaker 4: Imember and scanning first thing, and it was like over
Speaker 4: in the UK, it was a different thing for us.
Speaker 4: Probably would have been a can of beer, but it
Speaker 4: was like a really big thing. Do you remember Pats
Speaker 4: was at the Future about scanning at the checkout?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I can remember going shopping with mum and they had
Speaker 6: the you know, the individually pressed h K two dollars
Speaker 6: thirteen and then the big one and it.
Speaker 4: Goes when you and your mum smashing the machines, Devil machines,
Speaker 4: devil machines, the Luodyes machines.
Speaker 5: So did they have barcodes before that or did they
Speaker 5: invent the barcode for the skin.
Speaker 6: Everything was individually scanned with priced with stickers.
Speaker 4: It used to take ages, right And when I first
Speaker 4: had a supermarket job, when I was like sixteen, I look.
Speaker 3: Back now, how people with that patient.
Speaker 4: No one would put up for it now because we're
Speaker 4: so impatient now and entitled, but everyone would just I
Speaker 4: just remember on a Saturday when I had this in
Speaker 4: this big supermarket in the UK, and it was like
Speaker 4: it was like Q's and Q's. It would take ages,
Speaker 4: and then you have to go and ring your supervisor
Speaker 4: if it didn't have a little sticker on it, so
Speaker 4: you just sometimes you would just have to in the
Speaker 4: early days pass Jim that everything had a price tag. Yeah,
Speaker 4: imad one of these guns, and you'd have to go
Speaker 4: around adjusting it like a combination of a safe, press
Speaker 4: the thing and stick every item in any shop and
Speaker 4: then the person would have to read that put it
Speaker 4: into the till.
Speaker 3: Used to take freeping ages.
Speaker 6: But you had you had the boy at the end
Speaker 6: of the till that would pack your groceries and carry
Speaker 6: them out to the car for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I forget all these people have gone. Now we
Speaker 5: do everything ourselves, scanning ourselves, pay ourselves.
Speaker 4: There's still sometimes occasionally you see a more mature person
Speaker 4: doing it makes me feel I direct because they now
Speaker 4: employ older people there, and I always think, could that
Speaker 4: be me in twenty years?
Speaker 3: So now this is going. Didn't you used to be
Speaker 3: on there? Just forget it?
Speaker 4: They just down all right, back to nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 4: Tetris was born in nineteen eighty four. It's love playing Tetris.
Speaker 3: Do you have Tetris? Jack?
Speaker 4: Yep, Yeah, loved it. Tetris was born thirty years on.
Speaker 4: It's still the highest selling electron game in history. Over
Speaker 4: half a billion copies. I don't think they copies have
Speaker 4: been sold. Of that, five hundred million have been sold.
Speaker 4: Russian cosmonaut Alexander Sumaroff brought his Nintendo game Boar with
Speaker 4: Tetras onto his one hundred and ninety six day mission
Speaker 4: in the International Space Station. All right, nineteen eighty four
Speaker 4: good movies for years for movies, IMDb named it the
Speaker 4: second best year for movies ever in the history of Hollywood.
Speaker 4: Nineteen eighty two is apparently the peak year. Nineteen eighty
Speaker 4: four is at number two. Listen to list Ghostbusters, Indiana
Speaker 4: Jones and Temple of Doom, The Karate Kids, Gremlins, Police Academy, Footloose,
Speaker 4: Spinal Tap, Beverly Hills Cop. This is all just in
Speaker 4: one year Romancing the Stone, but the biggest movie of
Speaker 4: the year in nineteen eighty four was Ghostbusters. This is
Speaker 4: still a funny movie as well. The original Ghostbusters is
Speaker 4: still a great movie, made four hundred million of the
Speaker 4: box office. Do you remember going to see at the cinema, Pats,
Speaker 4: I do, laughing so hard.
Speaker 6: I went and saw the fire engine or you know,
Speaker 6: the fire station. When we're in New York, you can
Speaker 6: go and visit it where they filmed it.
Speaker 4: Sylvester Stallone, I love this factor as well. From nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty four, syl Vester Stallone was supposed to be in
Speaker 4: Beverly Hills Cop but quit two weeks before shooting.
Speaker 3: And what I'm I about to say, No way this
Speaker 3: story happened.
Speaker 4: By the way, Rio loves to cut and paint these
Speaker 4: from Reddit or someone without even thinking could that actually happen?
Speaker 4: Sylvester Stallone was supposed to be in Beverly Hills Cop
Speaker 4: but quit two weeks before shooting after in a dispute
Speaker 4: over the type of.
Speaker 3: Orange juice in his trailer.
Speaker 4: Eddie Murphy was supposed to be in Ghostbusters, but then
Speaker 4: chose to do Beverly Hills cop when the opportunity what
Speaker 4: there was like a LinkedIn for movies now hiring. Oh
Speaker 4: I just leave this set and this multi million dollar
Speaker 4: contract and go and do it. I just fancy doing
Speaker 4: that movie more. Beverly Hill's contd have been a Ghostbusters.
Speaker 4: All right, we're going to go back to eighty four
Speaker 4: on the Big Hits.
Speaker 3: Next, Carl a brighter.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, one second winner nineteen eighty four, you still read? Yes, excellent,
Speaker 4: Jackie ready, Yes, all right, contenders already, Let's play one
Speaker 4: second of big songs from nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3: Who's this?
Speaker 5: Oh like a hurricane? Something like a hurricane?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, rock you like a hurricane? The band?
Speaker 5: Oh then Helen Scorpion.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right there, all right, nineteen eighty four, who
Speaker 4: sung this?
Speaker 6: Oh ninety nine let balloonse You've got.
Speaker 3: It personal Nina Slower one old at the moment, who
Speaker 3: sung this? Nineteen eighty four Big House.
Speaker 6: Song, Oh she wears her sunglasses at night? And who
Speaker 6: sung that? I can't remember?
Speaker 4: Surname is a major organ in the human body.
Speaker 3: Dan Heart, no bladder.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be a detective show called bladder Heart.
Speaker 3: You need bladder.
Speaker 10: Heart while you coll.
Speaker 3: I always found this song creeping. Really, there's something I'm
Speaker 3: setting discombobulating about the melody and the idea of the
Speaker 3: sunglasses at night. A k h Stalker. This is all
Speaker 3: gold though.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's Kenny and it's Dolly and it's
Speaker 6: islands in the street.
Speaker 3: Yes, put them all together. You've got the hunt. Two
Speaker 3: one to Patsy. Who's this?
Speaker 6: Oh she's got legs and what's his name?
Speaker 3: You've got it? Got it? Half assist there from Jack?
Speaker 3: All right? Two left everything to play for Jack.
Speaker 6: Thriller, Michael Jacks, you are on. Everyone knows that it's
Speaker 6: everyone on you as well.
Speaker 3: Boff Mold on the.
Speaker 4: Radio, Drugger, Hobo Win Christian and play more.
Speaker 5: All right, My confidence is right down.
Speaker 4: I'll just let you no, come on, you can do this.
Speaker 4: This is a common song on this station.
Speaker 6: Three Private Dancer Tina Turner, No, it's not.
Speaker 5: What's love got to do with it?
Speaker 3: Wow, you've got this. Don't do that's perats nizing. Why
Speaker 3: are you going pat him on the head? All right? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but not like that even looked around.
Speaker 4: He didn't want to look at you because it was
Speaker 4: around You're not though perhaps was the best, you're the
Speaker 4: second best around for you.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, I saw something that I've not seen since I
Speaker 4: moved to Australia, Melbourne, and it's there were sheriffs that
Speaker 4: like a van. Well it was like an a ficch
Speaker 4: hook and it wasn't just like a higher van and
Speaker 4: stuff like that they're chucking people at the bat. But
Speaker 4: it was a van that said sheriffs, yes, all over it. Right,
Speaker 4: what do the sheriffs do? I've never seen the sheriffs before.
Speaker 5: The sheriff will be coming for you. Actually, why you know?
Speaker 5: You did had that parking fine and that flew off
Speaker 5: into the breeze.
Speaker 4: Yeah that I have good intentions to pay, but it
Speaker 4: flew off.
Speaker 5: My understanding is that if you when you don't pay
Speaker 5: a fine, it's the sheriff they send around to take
Speaker 5: up from your house to pay the fine.
Speaker 6: They have they have jurisdic I.
Speaker 3: Can't have them taken away my Springsteen album, that new album.
Speaker 5: Then you oven that you have the four D heat
Speaker 5: putting that out, is that right?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 6: And they can will clamp your car tires as well.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you're see in supermarket car parks people who may
Speaker 6: not have paid their rego or something will have heaps
Speaker 6: and heaps of fines. They can clamp your wheels so
Speaker 6: you can't drive your car.
Speaker 3: So the sheriffs are dealing with collecting money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, yeah, loan sharks, is that what you call?
Speaker 4: No, they're not loan sharks.
Speaker 6: Of the state, just for people with you know, unpaid
Speaker 6: fines and stuff wrapped up keeps and heaps of.
Speaker 5: If they're knocking on your door, it means that you've
Speaker 5: let it. Maybe first they'll send you a fine, then
Speaker 5: they'll send you another one to say you haven't paid
Speaker 5: the fine, and then the sheriff's knocking on the door.
Speaker 3: Shame they don't have a sheriff's batch.
Speaker 5: Wait, maybe they do. I've never seen these.
Speaker 4: Too having a chat, right, And I didn't see any
Speaker 4: sheriff's badges.
Speaker 3: Also, they got the same powers as the police.
Speaker 6: No, not entirely, so, say I.
Speaker 3: Say you know what, you can't have my oven or
Speaker 3: any of my vinyl to pay that fine.
Speaker 4: I don't feel like it today. Come back in a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks time. I like, I've just been paid.
Speaker 4: I've had two weeks from payday. Can I can I
Speaker 4: just close the door and go I don't want to pay.
Speaker 5: Then the sheriff will chuck you on the back of
Speaker 5: the horse. You'll do that thing where they tie your
Speaker 5: feet in row.
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Speaker 4: Take my breath by the weekend. This is from Mayer.
Speaker 4: Take my breath away and make it it last forever?
Speaker 3: Babe?
Speaker 10: Take more black.
Speaker 4: So that kind of music is so sickly and auto tune?
Speaker 4: Is it makes me slightly nauseous? There's like too much cheese?
Speaker 3: Or is it take my breath away and make it mozzarella? Babe?
Speaker 3: Take back Digger tooking the cheese? There it is, but yes,
Speaker 3: well spotted Mayer. Leon's got this. This is Australia. We
Speaker 3: watched a lightning crack over cane fields?
Speaker 4: Or are they watching someone else? Are they watching the
Speaker 4: Lion King crack over the cane fields? Bab Phil Hart
Speaker 4: has got George Michael freedom original line what a kick
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Speaker 4: I'd give just a butter your meat? We are as
Speaker 4: I said every week? Just the messengers here you mis
Speaker 4: hear it, I play it. That's the that's the exchange here.
Speaker 3: Why i'd give just a buddy your meat. Yeah, Phil,
Speaker 3: all right, that's your misheard limits.
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