WEBVTT - MINI! Laura kisses a giant cockroach 🪳

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<v Speaker 1>I brought some jungle friends with me. Yep, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have been saying that it was a piece of cake

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<v Speaker 1>in a holiday. So I have Ben from Hill's Wildlife Sanctuary,

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<v Speaker 1>who I have kindly asked to bring the world's biggest

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<v Speaker 1>cockroach for Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>This is for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I'm not keen on it. It looks pretty gross,

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<v Speaker 3>but cockroaches don't bother me. I'm the one in our

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<v Speaker 3>household who has to get the cockroaches and the spiders

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff out of the hand.

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<v Speaker 1>It almost doesn't look like a cockroach. It's you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>kill this cockroach's native.

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<v Speaker 4>There is also a sack that is moving in the

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<v Speaker 4>studio which apparently has what kind of python in it?

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<v Speaker 5>Ben, We've got an olive python for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing. So Laura and I have have a news article

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<v Speaker 4>to present. This is like a jungle s challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>Right you go, jungle s.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a news article for you to present with

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<v Speaker 1>the world's biggest cockroache and a giant partony.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to start it from getting away like I've

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<v Speaker 3>got a hold of.

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<v Speaker 2>A Look at his legs.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at his legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, not talking about Laura. We're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yuck.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a private investigator, and these are the five jobs

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<v Speaker 3>that cheaters are most likely to have. It's so gross,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fair little thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Concentrate on where's it trying to go? Okay, where do

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<v Speaker 3>you think? What do you think is the is the

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<v Speaker 3>tell us? The job that's most likely to have someone

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<v Speaker 3>cheat on you in.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you've got the least in front of

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<v Speaker 2>your kay. I was trying to do something interactive. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, he's got sorry, so it's back.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, little guy just dropped.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't mean to. Are you through it?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't keep article, so put one on her chest.

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<v Speaker 3>The jobs in which people no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No no no no no no no no no no no. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like on her head.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that mean to it? What if it

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<v Speaker 3>falls and hurts itself?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The jobs in which people are most likely to cheat

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<v Speaker 3>In Number one, medical staff, Aaron says irregular sleep patterns,

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<v Speaker 3>stressful work environments, and long get off my thing and

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<v Speaker 3>long work hours of reasons to many.

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<v Speaker 2>We've worked on a case. You can't okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Number number two and entrepreneurs which just covers anyone who's

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<v Speaker 3>got a job cancel.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there was too much fumbling. He couldn't concentrate.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't listening to the story, to be honest. The

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<v Speaker 4>three cockroaches on your head.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of I mean, it's a little it's disgusting,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's also kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 2>It's head. The head is bigger than a.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, Laura, given what BRIT's just been through in Africa,

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like you could kiss the cockroach.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kiss it.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the world's biggest species. But they are also

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<v Speaker 5>very clean. They don't have to kiss it just on

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<v Speaker 5>the back.

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<v Speaker 3>You kissed it, mate, if you saw my ex boyfriend tongue,

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<v Speaker 3>it has to have tongue. I'm not licking the cockroach

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<v Speaker 3>to I had to you lick it.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to eat stuff lick it, Laura, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not licking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not giving the cockage a French kiss, make out

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<v Speaker 3>with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do it. Tongue tongue it didn't have.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say? Sorry, you look like that's its butt, mate,

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta flip it round.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't look at a kiss its legs, lick it nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at that the cockroach pool on my laptop.

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<v Speaker 2>Cockroach. Oh my god. Look at this full ship. No, don't,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so big. So Ben's pull look at me, I

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<v Speaker 2>can touch it on the way. I'm fine. Don't talk

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<v Speaker 2>about Ben like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Ben's snake is out. And as Ben, what you describe

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<v Speaker 4>the snake.

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<v Speaker 5>So this is an olive python. So they are the

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<v Speaker 5>second longest species of python in the world in Australia,

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<v Speaker 5>I should say. They are capable of eating wallabies, so

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<v Speaker 5>they could eat a full slize wallaby as an adult.

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<v Speaker 5>So they are an absolutely enormous python. Very friendly, but

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<v Speaker 5>they will give you quite a big cuddle. And if

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<v Speaker 5>it starts to constrict, you just have to be careful

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<v Speaker 5>because they do.

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<v Speaker 2>They could kill you.

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<v Speaker 3>You really kill you.

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<v Speaker 4>They couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Ben, you're real comedian, mate that Okay, bring it over

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<v Speaker 1>to me, right, let's do it. Okay, ready, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>wait till it touches you, and then you'll do for

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<v Speaker 1>the news.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, God, here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm breaking news. I'm a private investor. Heavy huh. And

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<v Speaker 4>these are the five jobs cheats are most likely to

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<v Speaker 4>have number one medical staff, number two entrepreneurs.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, No, do not put that around my neck. Do not.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not into the neck. It's so heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>Being heavy is also call center workers who are heavy

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<v Speaker 4>because they often ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going around my ankle. An need to have face.

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<v Speaker 4>It's on my ankle.

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<v Speaker 2>You need its face closer to you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's wrapping around my ankle. It's actually at this point

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<v Speaker 4>quite like a sheouts to massage. I'm not wating it

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<v Speaker 4>at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nice hey, okay mention. No longer can deliver

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<v Speaker 2>the news because can you get to.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, snake boy, that's a pithon on my neck. It's wrapping.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's forget the news now because you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>How Okay, it's going down your tongue.

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<v Speaker 4>Then why don't we maybe take her off?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I really, I really want to know what the professions

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<v Speaker 3>are where people get cheated on what I say.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have a profession anymore? Can I?

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<v Speaker 2>It's pulling my glasses off? Okay, this is so fun, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>My leg Thanks Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>One question? Would that snake eat that cock?

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<v Speaker 3>Coach?

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<v Speaker 5>Know these guys predominantly eat mammals and birds and little mitches.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, of course Laura is grabbing the snake.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to hold it. I'm okay, I genuinely okay

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<v Speaker 3>with names.

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<v Speaker 2>See you guys, Goodbye these guys.