Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome
Speaker 1: to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you from
Speaker 1: my bedroom. Some things that make more sense than the others.
Speaker 2: Hitches, trading, gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: That his performance on the pommel Horse India a Marcus
Speaker 3: grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 2: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. Reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in simlish. Drap luby perfect Now his Mitch, Julie,
Speaker 1: and happy fortieth gud.
Speaker 2: Life begins at forty.
Speaker 1: I've got a long lunch with the girls and we'll
Speaker 1: get some boatogs by night. So that's how we spend
Speaker 1: our fortieth here, Hi, Jenna, I actually.
Speaker 4: Do feel like I already lived in the life of
Speaker 4: a forty year old me. Do I have real auntie
Speaker 4: energy real lesbian both have Auntie. I'm the lesbian auntie
Speaker 4: and you're the real feminine artist.
Speaker 1: And this whole.
Speaker 2: Podcast is just us sitting around the back porch like aunties,
Speaker 2: like the end of kath and King when they're on
Speaker 2: the bucket chairs. Just Jen is that art that has
Speaker 2: property and horses, but yeah.
Speaker 1: It has no partner, just sort of lives with their
Speaker 1: horses and their animals. There's a lot a lot of
Speaker 1: cats and breeds their own too. Yes, think about it.
Speaker 2: What do we do with our days? Like, I'm already
Speaker 2: living the life of a forty year old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, And I wake up at eleven am.
Speaker 2: So you watch a lot of daytime TV, don't you?
Speaker 1: I watch. I am so into daytime TV.
Speaker 2: At work, I would be doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do we need a shake?
Speaker 5: Weaight?
Speaker 1: No air fry, that's also a microwave.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, did you hear that our mate Joe Hills,
Speaker 2: a brand left Studio ten?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I did, actually, and it was a very emotional goodbye
Speaker 1: speed bummer.
Speaker 2: Yes, so we were on Studio ten recently and Joe's
Speaker 2: always been a big supporter, so sad to see him go,
Speaker 2: but yes, he's good bye speech. Did she notice that
Speaker 2: the whole time was hitting the table like he was
Speaker 2: getting to it?
Speaker 1: What was the CEO of ten underneath it or something
Speaker 1: that's funny judged with the hammer. I got the audio.
Speaker 2: I don't know who you noticed.
Speaker 1: No, I did give up because it was very long.
Speaker 2: It was towards the end I started bashing the table.
Speaker 2: Listen out here.
Speaker 1: It is Joe and his goodbye speech in studio.
Speaker 7: Tim, and I know how lucky I am. And I
Speaker 7: promise you know when I do go on to other things,
Speaker 7: and you'll see that down the track. It's not the
Speaker 7: day to talk about what that is now, But when
Speaker 7: I do, I swear to God, I will be sticking
Speaker 7: up for the little guy. I'll be sticking up for you,
Speaker 7: and I will I will fight to make sure that
Speaker 7: the poorest people among us, the most disadvantaged, people without homes,
Speaker 7: people without jobs, I will make sure that they are
Speaker 7: always at the front of everything I do and everything
Speaker 7: I fight for.
Speaker 1: It sounds like when you bring a bird home from
Speaker 1: a pen shop in a box and it's hitting, besides
Speaker 1: quite off putting.
Speaker 2: Towards the end, I was like, I get that you're passionate,
Speaker 2: and every fucking word.
Speaker 1: Should we should we call him and do it to him.
Speaker 1: Let's call him, Let's call him and say thanks for
Speaker 1: letting us on Studio ten. Joe really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: We've got to get out of his habit of just
Speaker 2: fucking with people on the phone. Okay, well, he follows me,
Speaker 2: don't have his number, nonbo.
Speaker 1: He follows us on Instagram?
Speaker 5: Do it?
Speaker 2: Do it please?
Speaker 1: From the personal or from my personal or from the
Speaker 1: couple of inches.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's actually funny. What can you say?
Speaker 1: I'll say, oh, because he just got a new gig.
Speaker 1: He didn't. At the end of that, He's like, I
Speaker 1: can't really say what's happening with my new gig, but
Speaker 1: he got a job on t g B I AM Radio.
Speaker 2: There we go call him and congratulate him on the
Speaker 2: new gig.
Speaker 1: That voice. I also can't wait to ridicule him on
Speaker 1: talkback teams in a couple of months when we listen
Speaker 1: back to his talkback programming, call me talk tonight, Joe,
Speaker 1: he'll a brain so congratulating him for the gig. Jimmy, Joe,
Speaker 1: It's Mitch from from Mitch and Mitch. We're on Studio ten.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, in one of your last
Speaker 1: days in your heyday, I just wanted to call and
Speaker 1: say I saw the news that you you got a
Speaker 1: gig on to GB and I am I'm so proud,
Speaker 1: so excited, and from one radio host to another, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say, so proud of you. And you know,
Speaker 1: if you haven't had any tips or advice, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm your man. So we love you and well we'll
Speaker 1: talk to you soon. Okay, mate, good luck And as
Speaker 1: they say the bess hoo, I'm here to Mitch is
Speaker 1: here too, love you Joe. One more the message to Joe.
Speaker 1: Hi kay, thanks mate, talk soon. I was just banging
Speaker 1: the table. Oh my god, that's so funny. Anyway, speaking
Speaker 1: of talkback things, we are reprising one of our most
Speaker 1: ball live segments in this episode.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, that's right. It's our segment where we play
Speaker 2: the weird shit that we hear on talkback radio because
Speaker 2: it's just it's a really different world that I feel
Speaker 2: like our younger listeners aren't that familiar with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they say, you know, I am radio is dying,
Speaker 1: but Mitch and I if some of their listeners, the elderly,
Speaker 1: literally are dying, Mitch and I are, Radio says and
Speaker 1: janets you. We all work within the industry, so we
Speaker 1: just we love anything radio. So for your first time,
Speaker 1: this is a great segments, right, So we'll do that
Speaker 1: in a little bit later on the.
Speaker 2: Chef I heard something whacked the other night, so we'll
Speaker 2: play it to you later on. Also getting some callers
Speaker 2: on for it too, very exciting.
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of a call. I'm getting some.
Speaker 2: Interaction the interactive edition of Talkback Kings coming up later
Speaker 2: in the podcast lovely.
Speaker 1: Also, if it is again your first time listening, We
Speaker 1: start the show the same way every week with an iGEM,
Speaker 1: which again is getting it every three weeks we get
Speaker 1: someone going, I didn't realize itchen was a made up word.
Speaker 2: It stands for is it just me? JM.
Speaker 1: It's an acronym for God's saying and just coined it
Speaker 1: one day and that's that's the basis of the podcast.
Speaker 1: So it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Someone did point out in the in our Facebook group
Speaker 1: they said, I'm still waiting on the boys to talk
Speaker 1: about something they appreciate.
Speaker 2: Hey, I remember talking about I talk about things I
Speaker 2: appreciate all the time. Remember that time I just said
Speaker 2: that I love watch staring at trees. Oh yeah, true?
Speaker 2: Watching grass grow actually sound like a great way to
Speaker 2: spend time. I would love it if I would kill
Speaker 2: for to have that much time on my hand.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm not talking about something I appreciate today.
Speaker 2: Let me assure you it's actually quite like filthy. So
Speaker 2: if anyone's got kids in the background right now, I
Speaker 2: would suggest turning off this podcast because it's about to
Speaker 2: get a little bit rank in here.
Speaker 1: Put on kids bups and that's it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what Mitch is about to say. He doesn't know what
Speaker 1: I'm about to say that forms the podcast. Mine is
Speaker 1: Mine's just an observation. This is something I've noticed, and
Speaker 1: I also I don't hate it. I actually think I
Speaker 1: might appreciate it. We'll discuss. We'll discuss. Why don't you
Speaker 1: go first, because we'll get the vulgarity out of the way. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and then I can dive in and you're ready to start.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I am.
Speaker 1: Here we go, just me.
Speaker 2: Have you never had, nor do you ever planned to
Speaker 2: have jizz in your eye?
Speaker 1: Have I? No, I've never had it in my eye,
Speaker 1: and I don't really plan to.
Speaker 2: Well done. I wouldn't advise it, actually, because the other
Speaker 2: day Firstly, I just got some coffee scub in my eye,
Speaker 2: which I saw that I put on my Instagram asking
Speaker 2: for people, what's other painful shit you've gotten stuck in
Speaker 2: your eye? Ye, and I'm not even fucking with you.
Speaker 2: I got hundreds of responses saying, come.
Speaker 1: Oh, that word hits me exactly.
Speaker 2: I didn't actually know that seamen stung your eye, but
Speaker 2: apparently it is like like the worst it's actually, but
Speaker 2: I have no idea why turn up? Firstly, can you
Speaker 2: google why the hell does jizz sing your eye so much?
Speaker 2: It doesn't really seem like a substance that would. It's
Speaker 2: not like you know, bleach.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely not. I've never had it in the eye,
Speaker 1: but could be honest, it doesn't really taste. Avoid it.
Speaker 1: You don't like it, no, just dry wretching everyone.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever spoken about this, but like,
Speaker 2: I hate semen really, which is a very it's a
Speaker 2: very tricky complex to have when you're a big old
Speaker 2: queer like me. Yeah, because you would assume that I
Speaker 2: come into contact with it a lot. No, I avoid that, Shita.
Speaker 2: It is absolutely vile. I would just love to live
Speaker 2: in a world where much like the female climax. It's internal,
Speaker 2: it's all in the facial expression, it's in the breath,
Speaker 2: and you can definitely tell that it's happened. You can
Speaker 2: see the release. But it doesn't make a goddamn mess.
Speaker 1: Have you had a bad experience, No, I have it.
Speaker 2: I've just I actually hate it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's something that everyone just secretly puts
Speaker 2: up with but doesn't actually enjoy it.
Speaker 1: It's part of life. It's like changing the oil in
Speaker 1: your car. No one wants to do it, but you
Speaker 1: have to otherwise. Yeah, but I don't think I do
Speaker 1: have to. I found it. Oh j. It's got an
Speaker 1: answer to the chemical makeup.
Speaker 8: So semen in itself is harmless, but it contains components
Speaker 8: such as citric acid, fructose, zinc, and enzymes that will
Speaker 8: irritate your sensitive eye tissue. Oh, so expect redness, stinging,
Speaker 8: or burning sensation.
Speaker 1: Of putting a sound strap in your eyes essentially. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you with well within your right to believe that
Speaker 1: it's Yeah, that would hurt.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I don't think that it's something that people
Speaker 2: actually want, you know, these people that you're seeing in
Speaker 2: like porn and stuff. Like that I like, Oh, I
Speaker 2: want you to stop it. I want my face. What
Speaker 2: I think that it should be treated with the actually
Speaker 2: hold on I what.
Speaker 1: I don't tell me you've got a jar?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I have a bottle of coke in my
Speaker 2: my backpack right now. I'd like to do a demonstration,
Speaker 2: if I may not on me. I feel like people
Speaker 2: should treat an ejaculating appendage the same way that you
Speaker 2: would treat a coke that's been shaken up. You hold
Speaker 2: it away from your face and go no shake the
Speaker 2: shaking the coke. I don't want to get it all
Speaker 2: over the studio.
Speaker 1: They sound very similar to coke, and you know, shaking the.
Speaker 5: Can that.
Speaker 2: So I have something to release in.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're shaking up the classic coke.
Speaker 2: So this is how I feel that people should respond
Speaker 2: when there is semen being released around their person.
Speaker 1: Get it away from me.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh.
Speaker 1: I got a bit over here.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it's? Even though I pointed it
Speaker 2: away from me and trying to avoid, it's still all
Speaker 2: over me. Oh fusing, Oh it's almost empty.
Speaker 1: What a big load that coke had?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Look like I said, I got a bunch of
Speaker 2: responses on Instagram from people who had horror stories about
Speaker 2: getting in their eyes, and I've asked a couple of
Speaker 2: them to come on the podcast today to tell us
Speaker 2: about it. First up, we've got Erring. She's calling from Brisbane.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, what side of the fence are you on?
Speaker 2: Do you hate come or do you love it?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 9: I'm a big fan. I remember I was in high
Speaker 9: school and everyone was like, oh, yeah, I hate when
Speaker 9: the guy comes into your mouth. I was like, oh yes, sang,
Speaker 9: but I was fully lying I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, I'm not going to judge. I'm going
Speaker 2: to be open to your explanation. What is it about
Speaker 2: it that you like?
Speaker 8: Cool?
Speaker 9: Well, look I think maybe well I really enjoy salt,
Speaker 9: and I feel like there is a salty element to it.
Speaker 9: But yeah, I think I could just enjoy the taste.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm thinking about the I'm just thinking about the temperature.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's yeah, it's real blood temperature.
Speaker 2: Does the temperature that bother you?
Speaker 9: No, it's the reward for the hard work.
Speaker 1: See now, yeah, I can kind of see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all say look what I've done.
Speaker 2: No, I get that. I get the the build up
Speaker 2: and the reward factor where you're like, yeah, I made
Speaker 2: you do that, Yeah, just without the.
Speaker 9: Yeah so big fans not in the.
Speaker 2: Eye exactly, So you were one of the people that
Speaker 2: got it in your eye. Tell us about that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just I feel like that was an unexpected event.
Speaker 9: I just thought it was going to be your usual situation.
Speaker 9: But I think I think he might have found that
Speaker 9: that was maybe a turn on for me. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a common misconception. Guys think that
Speaker 2: girls actually want that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So as a as a you know, come lover myself. Definitely,
Speaker 9: not on the old fate, that'd be a nice.
Speaker 1: Tramp stamp for you in the future. Just come a
Speaker 1: lover on the back, that'd be beautiful.
Speaker 2: And so do you actually look forward to like the relief?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's really funny. I don't know why. I just
Speaker 9: don't want to have but yeah, like I said, friends school,
Speaker 9: that's so disgusting.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'll be honest with you, no,
Speaker 1: and like it's a bit gross. But sometimes when there's
Speaker 1: a lot of volume, it's like I've done well, Because
Speaker 1: sometimes it can vary. Sometimes it's like, you know, you
Speaker 1: go to the coals and the onions are small. It's
Speaker 1: a bad week. Then sometimes you go and they're fucking gigantic.
Speaker 1: That's sort of how it works with that, right. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's like you're very well hydrated today because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of volume, and.
Speaker 9: Then you can give health feedback like I think totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, may cut back on the baraka because there and
Speaker 1: the taiki dip because very sour, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Or
Speaker 1: have you had a lemon and icy pole because I
Speaker 1: can taste it?
Speaker 9: Yeah, a little yeasty from the bah.
Speaker 1: Goodness, I can taste the hots, Babe.
Speaker 2: I regret bringing this up Erin.
Speaker 1: I think better than come of. Your nickname should become
Speaker 1: so Malia, make it more fancy.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'll change my name.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Everyone, Everyone loves what they love, you know, as long
Speaker 2: as you're happy and it's consensual and enjoy exactly. All right,
Speaker 2: thanks for coming on the show. We got Kate on
Speaker 2: the line now, Hey Kate, Hi boy a, Hey Kate,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Jenny's here as well. Sorry, hello, now, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Kate was telling me a story on Instagram, and this
Speaker 2: was the one that horrified me the most. She's a
Speaker 2: mom with kids and her husband had a bit of
Speaker 2: an incident, wouldn't you say, Kate.
Speaker 6: Little bit?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 6: All right? So there was one of two things we discussed, Mitch.
Speaker 6: First one was quite clearly doing my wifely judies on
Speaker 6: point and he went to be and he got a
Speaker 6: bit excited and it went in my eye. And then
Speaker 6: she said, oh like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Oh he pulled out from just the normal position right
Speaker 1: down below. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Well you got a
Speaker 1: bloody hydroflags for a penis. That's a massive amount of
Speaker 1: space to get from one point to another.
Speaker 6: Oh he's gonna he's six.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm sick. Sorry, I know you're talking about Wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that so that went in your eye?
Speaker 2: Yes, So when you're in a situation like that, is
Speaker 2: it etiquette to like be polite and be like, oh no,
Speaker 2: it's fine, or you're like.
Speaker 6: Yes the later of the two straight, I'm like, control
Speaker 6: your life, Like came.
Speaker 1: In my eye?
Speaker 10: You're fucking six?
Speaker 1: Did it sting for long after? Because you know, when
Speaker 1: there's something in your eye, Yeah.
Speaker 6: You've got pink I oh god, oh.
Speaker 1: Well I think that's what pink eye is. And when
Speaker 1: you get bodily fluid, isn't there?
Speaker 2: How long does it stay like singing and read for?
Speaker 6: Oh enough to be annoying enough. I don't want to
Speaker 6: be back there again.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you have for lunch with you girls. They're like, oh, babe,
Speaker 1: you've got some sleep in your eyes. Don't take sleep.
Speaker 2: So are you like me where you think that spoof
Speaker 2: is just vile and like the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 6: Okay, look it is fucking rank.
Speaker 2: That's just Oh thank god.
Speaker 6: Yes, I thought of it. And I'm a team player.
Speaker 6: And my poor husband, prior to meeting me, was lived
Speaker 6: a very sheltered life, and so you know, he comes
Speaker 6: with a bucket list, and I was like, well, I
Speaker 6: can be that because I'm a team player.
Speaker 1: What was on it?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 6: Coming in the mouth? Oh, I've never done it before.
Speaker 6: And I was like, look, I'm a team player. I'll
Speaker 6: give it a go. Now. Have you guys all watched
Speaker 6: Wall for Wall Street?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I were Leonardo. It was not.
Speaker 1: My god, yes, yeah.
Speaker 6: There was nothing attractive about it at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you say that to him?
Speaker 4: When you're like, yes, hell, it was the funniest, Like
Speaker 4: you can't laugh in the bedroom when she goes.
Speaker 1: Wrong, I know you're in the wrong relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's actually very true. That's so true. But
Speaker 2: I've heard people say things like, oh, like, it's just
Speaker 2: polite to swallow, and I'm like, no, it's not doing
Speaker 2: the favor. I will position a bin by my side.
Speaker 1: Yet you know, I've gone as far to get a
Speaker 1: sparkling water ready straight up so I can down it
Speaker 1: like I'm taken tequila shots. I need a lemon wears
Speaker 1: on my wrist.
Speaker 6: No, not this girl. And then I thought, you know,
Speaker 6: I'll be a team player. Maybe it was just inexperienced
Speaker 6: early thirties Triketh for the first time, went back, tried
Speaker 6: it again, same fucking thing. I'm like, this, this is
Speaker 6: very unattractive. How are we still together?
Speaker 1: Look what else is on the bucket list? I want
Speaker 1: to know?
Speaker 6: Oh, oh stop it don't I'm what is he to
Speaker 6: have a go right now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: But I'll tell you what. When I signed out to
Speaker 6: do this little segment, he goes, well, you better have
Speaker 6: another go like third time, lucky.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's smart, it's smart.
Speaker 6: Just a no, it's a hard no. And I don't
Speaker 6: even want it anywhere near me.
Speaker 2: Me too, Thank god. I'm so glad to hear this. Now.
Speaker 2: I know that you're a mother. Do you have any daughters?
Speaker 12: I have a step daughter.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is the singing of the eye? Is that
Speaker 2: something that you think you might actually warn her about
Speaker 2: us she becomes a young woman.
Speaker 6: No, but I would hand down definitely say to my boys,
Speaker 6: make sure you're fucking polite, Like, I know what is
Speaker 6: the watching. I know it's a access to don't forget
Speaker 6: that these are mother's daughters. Like I just think they're
Speaker 6: being brought up now in an unrealistic environment where they're
Speaker 6: going to go out into the world to meet these girls.
Speaker 6: And that's not how girls perform. It's just not how
Speaker 6: they performed. So yeah, I'll let her.
Speaker 1: Mum, that's good. And you've got how many boys did
Speaker 1: you say you have?
Speaker 6: So I have three boys and my husband has two
Speaker 6: boys and a girl. So we've got six combine.
Speaker 10: That's a lot.
Speaker 6: Fifteen fourteen, thirteen, ten and eight.
Speaker 1: And they're age when they're discovering how it all works too.
Speaker 6: Oh, don't we know? The long showers and the washing
Speaker 6: of the one.
Speaker 2: We can save you the awkward conversation when the time comes.
Speaker 2: Just shoot them this podcast when they're older.
Speaker 6: The little one's being been from this one quite clearly.
Speaker 6: I'm going to tell them that you had a day
Speaker 6: offday next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mitch and Mitch had some time off. What your
Speaker 2: eight year old usually listens?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, usually, we just listened to it on the
Speaker 6: way to and from school. And he just thinks he's
Speaker 6: a hilarious and get over the Blionds comment and how
Speaker 6: mean everybody is to Jenna.
Speaker 2: What did he say about Jenna?
Speaker 6: Why don't she stay there? Doesn't she know what bullying is?
Speaker 2: No, he's so innocent. I love that. I'm a little
Speaker 2: bit mortified that you're an eight year old listeners, because
Speaker 2: like I feel like I need to watch my mouth now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, be who you are.
Speaker 6: Honestly, he's my possibility. I control what he listens to
Speaker 6: and what you can't listen to. Hello, you have just
Speaker 6: met me for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: And come on, I reckon that little fifteen second skip
Speaker 1: button on your body podcast app has been used a
Speaker 1: hell of a lot, buddy.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, thank you for listening to our podcast. Thank
Speaker 2: you for joining us here on the podcast so much.
Speaker 6: I need to discovered your guys this year and I'm like,
Speaker 6: where have these boys been my whole life?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: My soul?
Speaker 1: We love you? Think you listening? It means a lot.
Speaker 1: And I'll send you out a pair of Zog's goggles
Speaker 1: because that can fix all your problems, you know, and
Speaker 1: it might not be a bad look.
Speaker 6: I don't make me wear them, and then I have
Speaker 6: to say, there's a bloody photo.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 2: Things are coming on, all right, darling, what's yours? Is
Speaker 2: it just me for the week?
Speaker 1: Let's jump in? Is it just me? Do you wish
Speaker 1: you were one of those people who could use their
Speaker 1: nickname in their full name, like like I'm Mitch Churry,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coombs, Jenna Benson. But then you've got people like
Speaker 1: Dwayne the Rock Johnson is included in his full name.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's like they haven't completely abandoned their actual name,
Speaker 2: but they've also got a stage name.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, they're sort of putting it in the full name.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I know what you mean. I've never wished
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: It's very it's really I think it's so funny.
Speaker 2: I never even thought about it.
Speaker 1: A lot of footballers do it, like say your names,
Speaker 1: like there's James Hardy Hudson.
Speaker 2: Jonathan j T ths in little speech bubble.
Speaker 1: And it's always very much just like a nickname of
Speaker 1: their last name Benji, Marshi, Marshall.
Speaker 2: Not necessarily. It's even here where we work at Kids,
Speaker 2: the family's got Jackie Oh Henderson. They always have the
Speaker 2: in like italics, the non italic speech bubble.
Speaker 1: Or we have John j C called well you know.
Speaker 2: Then and then also Brendon jonesy Jones from everyone in
Speaker 2: radio except you.
Speaker 1: And yeah, what would mine be? Mitch Jury?
Speaker 2: Well, your full name is Mitchell r. Yeah, yeah, Mitchell, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: Memi Cherry. It's like the am i in Mitchell and then.
Speaker 1: Repeat it Mitchell true true Jury. What would j be?
Speaker 2: Jenna? She's Jenna the nickname? Or is Jenna the full name?
Speaker 1: Jenna is the is the nickname? Yeah? Yeah, Juliane Jenna.
Speaker 2: Benson, Jennathy Jenna Benson.
Speaker 1: Yes, but it's not the same. He's a very very closely,
Speaker 1: very different. When people put their actual middle name in
Speaker 1: the middle, like Sarah Renee Ritter's.
Speaker 2: That doesn't need the quote mark because it's just your
Speaker 2: middle name exactly.
Speaker 1: It's something that is not given to you at birth,
Speaker 1: but it's something you have inherited, so you'd be Mitchell
Speaker 1: KUMSI cums. That's classic, that's football time? Would I?
Speaker 2: Though no one calls me that?
Speaker 1: What do you reckon it be? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't really want to have a name in my
Speaker 2: actual name.
Speaker 1: No, who's would some be like famous celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 2: Oh what about? What would Ida Butcher Roses be?
Speaker 1: I have to be Buddy Butchrose.
Speaker 2: I was going to make it the nickname. She's actually
Speaker 2: got a full name that we don't know about.
Speaker 1: Definitely, No, No, it would be to be Beatrice it buttress.
Speaker 2: What about how they often don't relate to the actual
Speaker 2: person name. It's like, oh, his name's Mark. What everyone
Speaker 2: calls him?
Speaker 1: It's like why? Or it's something like a bit creepy,
Speaker 1: like that's day though, Oh but we call him We
Speaker 1: got Dave O slippery hand job? Why do you call
Speaker 1: him that?
Speaker 6: You know that?
Speaker 2: My one of my cousins. She's engaged to this guy
Speaker 2: whose actual name is Graham, but he insists on being
Speaker 2: called by his nickname, which is Grub, and my dad's
Speaker 2: like I can't. In fact, I refuse to call a
Speaker 2: grown man grub. Ihof I barely know. So Dad makes
Speaker 2: a point of going up to him, shaking his hand
Speaker 2: and going get a Graham grub.
Speaker 1: That's horandous. I stand here before you today, Abigail grab
Speaker 1: to wed you in holy matrimony. Yeah, so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: But don't you think it's fun? Like those people are
Speaker 1: always either fun or sex pests. It's always there's a
Speaker 1: fine line.
Speaker 2: I think you are the you own your stage name,
Speaker 2: like those celebs that use their stage name like Katy
Speaker 2: Perry or you. You either own the sage name or
Speaker 2: you own your real name. You don't do this bloody
Speaker 2: quotations in the middle quackerzack. No, I prefer it the
Speaker 2: other way around, where you their actual name. We just
Speaker 2: pretend that's the nickname and we invent their first name.
Speaker 2: So like, what would.
Speaker 1: You give me a celebrity and all work it out?
Speaker 2: What would.
Speaker 1: Why can't we think of any celebrities Nicole Kidman, Oh,
Speaker 1: that'd be Nicoleon.
Speaker 2: Nicoleon Nicole Michle Kidman. She's like, oh, the US market
Speaker 2: they want to get Nacholeon, Harry Harry.
Speaker 1: Styles, Neddie Nil horror.
Speaker 6: What you're listening to?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of mitches. All right, we
Speaker 2: are currently on Facebook live as we record. If you
Speaker 2: don't want to miss the next one, make sure you
Speaker 2: go follow us at couple of mitches, Facebook, Instagram, and
Speaker 2: TikTok is where you can find it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're on live for a reason.
Speaker 2: Metro, that's right, it's time for everyone's favorite segment. Apparently,
Speaker 2: it's time for talkback tings. Talkback Tings is that segment
Speaker 2: where we play the little bits of gold that we
Speaker 2: hear on talkback radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, highly requested to. This has been voted by the idiots,
Speaker 1: the number one segment we did.
Speaker 2: That's right our Facebook group. I didn't realize it had
Speaker 2: been so long since we'd done talkback tings because.
Speaker 1: I don't know, actually, Graham, I feel like it was Graham.
Speaker 1: The last one was.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you, this person we're about to
Speaker 2: hear from has been on talkback things before. I think
Speaker 2: it was back in episode twenty seven. Do you remember
Speaker 2: Carter Edward? Oh?
Speaker 1: How could I forget Carter?
Speaker 2: Especially so far, every single talkback ting's piece of audio
Speaker 2: that I've played something whack from talkback has come from
Speaker 2: the one station to sm in Sydney. I don't actually
Speaker 2: need to go outside of that station because it all,
Speaker 2: it just delivered so much gold. You wish your random safe.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that they had to withdraw from the
Speaker 1: ratings because they were rating at such a small percentage.
Speaker 2: Yes, they were that embarrassed by their poor raisings that
Speaker 2: they just tapped out.
Speaker 1: They were like, pulling it out.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 8: They were like, oh, no, ratings aren't even real anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was their excuse, all right. Really yeah, and
Speaker 2: they run on the smell of an oily rag. It's
Speaker 2: literally just an old man a microphone and a phone.
Speaker 2: That's all they do. That's the only resources they have.
Speaker 2: But they somehow make it work. But I was listening
Speaker 2: to the other night Carter Edwards late at night on
Speaker 2: a weekend, and I witnessed the moment that Carter Edwards
Speaker 2: just gave up. Really, he's been in this game for
Speaker 2: a long time, been hosting his talkback show for many years,
Speaker 2: and I just thought this particular night he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm over it. I'm over it.
Speaker 1: Not his heart, I think his heart gave out.
Speaker 2: Eyes that you'll know what I mean. But first of all,
Speaker 2: let's just give you a little taste of what Carter
Speaker 2: Edwards Ratiingo Show is like.
Speaker 1: Any topic any time called thirteen twelve sixty nine.
Speaker 3: Baker there, it's the truth. Yes, okay, it's your station.
Speaker 3: I just pushed the bat and give you the chance
Speaker 3: to have your freedom of speech. And there's all kinds
Speaker 3: of things that we'd like to give you a chance
Speaker 3: to talk about. One thing I wanted to do, and
Speaker 3: I wanted to try and get your opinion on whatever
Speaker 3: it is that we throw in your direction, because everybody's got.
Speaker 5: A a.
Speaker 3: Thought on whatever it is that we're talking about. Whoops,
Speaker 3: where have I got this happening? A second?
Speaker 10: Hang on?
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's not super coherent, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Everyone's got a thought but him.
Speaker 2: Yes, So you wouldn't really tune into that show. If
Speaker 2: you're wanting slick, polished radiom rubbish, you have to make
Speaker 2: oh exactly.
Speaker 1: He left so many lulls. I could never do that.
Speaker 2: Those lulls are bad. So when I listened the other night,
Speaker 2: I heard him do his thing. He's like, this is
Speaker 2: the number, call in talk about whatever you want to
Speaker 2: talk about, and then he just sat and waited for
Speaker 2: someone to.
Speaker 1: Call on air.
Speaker 2: Yeh, he didn't fill the silence. He literally just sat
Speaker 2: in silence waiting for the phone to ring.
Speaker 1: But was it a joke? Was he doing it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you just played the audio. You'll know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: Thank you for your thoughts, Maureen, Okay, bye, mate, thank you,
Speaker 3: Darlin boy boy Okay, agree or disagree? What are your
Speaker 3: thoughts on that one? Folks, please give us a give
Speaker 3: us an idea?
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twelve sixty nine. I've got one line waiting for somebody.
Speaker 2: You'll wait, No, oh my god, wait? Is this real?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to make you sit through all the silence.
Speaker 2: It went for over three minutes.
Speaker 1: Was he in a bad mood? I don't know, But
Speaker 1: can I.
Speaker 2: Tell you there is actually nothing he could have said
Speaker 2: in that moment that would have been more engaging to
Speaker 2: me than that silence. I wouldn't get out of the car.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there in the car park for over three minutes,
Speaker 2: being like, what's going to happen next? It was actually
Speaker 2: so gripping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also my brain goes straight to death. I'm like,
Speaker 1: has he died? If something has happened in the studio,
Speaker 1: there's a terrorist isis of broken in This is why
Speaker 1: we love his program.
Speaker 2: He's not en off again. But anyway, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to make you sit through the entire three minute silence.
Speaker 2: But this is what happened when he came back on
Speaker 2: it and finally someone called through.
Speaker 5: Okay, what good evening?
Speaker 6: Hello, Yeah, can you hear me?
Speaker 10: I can hear you?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was listening to your conversation earlier.
Speaker 2: It went on.
Speaker 1: It was almost like he was asleep with a newspaper,
Speaker 1: right YESHI waiting?
Speaker 2: Can I just ask Mitchell, as someone who works on
Speaker 2: a in FM radio, how much trouble would you get
Speaker 2: in if you did that?
Speaker 1: Oh? If I say my name, I'm Mitch till midnight,
Speaker 1: I can't even leave a pause between the till and midnight.
Speaker 1: I said it was one word, Mitch till midnight. I
Speaker 1: can't even go Mitch till midnight.
Speaker 2: Fire a dairy, very fast paced, nothing like that talk
Speaker 2: back ship.
Speaker 1: Also my call, because I take so many calls every night,
Speaker 1: I can if they're bad, I chop them. They're done really,
Speaker 1: oh of course, but it's also funny that way. But
Speaker 1: this way, like this is next level.
Speaker 2: Well as we've learned, they kind of just let anyone
Speaker 2: on air on talkback. They don't really bet them. It's
Speaker 2: it's like whatever someone's called.
Speaker 1: They'll take it back. So that lady that he let
Speaker 1: go didn't even know his name by mate.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I did feel bad for Carter and the
Speaker 2: fact that he was just left hanging, yeah, for three minutes,
Speaker 2: waiting for someone to call. Right now, as we're recording,
Speaker 2: we are on Facebook Live, yeah, TikTok Live, and Instagram Live,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking that our listeners, because they're fucking legends,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't leave us hanging.
Speaker 1: Like that, your buddy, Hope, not absolutely not.
Speaker 2: And so we've never done this before, but we're going
Speaker 2: to give out the number of the studio that we're recorded. Okay,
Speaker 2: here it is, and then Jenna, I want you to
Speaker 2: get a stop watch out yep, and see how long
Speaker 2: it takes someone to call, because I don't think our
Speaker 2: listeners would do that to us, leave us hanging for
Speaker 2: three over three minutes.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think they would, although our listeners is
Speaker 1: that way incline that they might just do it because.
Speaker 2: They, like anyone right now is considering doing this is
Speaker 2: control us. I will be furious because like that's gonna
Speaker 2: be so tense.
Speaker 1: They probably would knowing them.
Speaker 2: We're also on Facebook Live. There's like a I tested
Speaker 2: it earlier. There's a seven second delay, so we're guaranteed
Speaker 2: at least some silence. Okay, So we're just to sit
Speaker 2: here and wait and see how long it takes one
Speaker 2: of our listeners to call. So Mitch without further to
Speaker 2: give out the number.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. It'll be my the very best Carter
Speaker 1: I can be. Give us a call wherever you are
Speaker 1: thirteen one O six five thirteen one O six '.
Speaker 10: Five waiting for your call talk tonight. This is Carter.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 12: We got Eloise.
Speaker 2: Eloise, are you calling kiss one A six five or
Speaker 2: are you calling a couple of mitches?
Speaker 6: I was on TikTok watching your line.
Speaker 2: Yea one of my TikTok legends.
Speaker 1: Hold on rate that We've got another one as well.
Speaker 1: There another second line. Hold the line. Oh they've just
Speaker 1: hung up. That's okay, Eloise, your back, Jannel.
Speaker 2: What was the time? It was fifty seconds? Thirty four
Speaker 2: s Edwards. This is what social media, bloody millennial generation
Speaker 2: can achieve.
Speaker 1: Although fifty seconds still isn't.
Speaker 2: Anything to raise three minutes in the comments on my
Speaker 2: TikTok saying guys don't call and I'm like Instagram.
Speaker 1: Eloise, where are you in a wind tunnel? By the
Speaker 1: sound of things?
Speaker 2: Oh, Aloysia, Where in the world are you.
Speaker 11: Sydney?
Speaker 1: Sydney?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Perfect is here?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: That's on your lap? Purring?
Speaker 2: Your phone line's shocking, Darlan.
Speaker 1: Who is back with fucking leabara or something?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 1: Off you? I got a new one. Hi is thirteen
Speaker 1: one O six five? Who are you calling for?
Speaker 11: Calling to me?
Speaker 1: Amazing?
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 11: My name is Angela?
Speaker 2: Angela which Mitch two of us?
Speaker 1: Angela's That's why we got another one. I'm waiting till
Speaker 1: we get one from Surry here we got uh? Hi,
Speaker 1: who you calling for?
Speaker 12: I'm Hi. My name is Luke. I just thought i'd
Speaker 12: call kick up from Mitch.
Speaker 1: From away? What's last night? What's his last name? Luke?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 12: Mitch?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 1: There's another one. There's another one. We're moving on. Hi,
Speaker 1: thanks for all. They hung up. Well, we've got three currently.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna who's the first girl again? Eloise? There was
Speaker 1: Eloise is in and I'm also going to add the
Speaker 1: second one, which I believe was Angela. You're both on there,
Speaker 1: Hi girls, he hih.
Speaker 2: Hi lady, thanks so much for calling through. I really
Speaker 2: thought for a long time there that we were going
Speaker 2: to have no one.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling through. We do have one more.
Speaker 1: Someone else says someone else, Hi, what are you calling for? Hi?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 12: Angelo?
Speaker 10: Expo?
Speaker 2: Same Angela. Don't hang up on her again? So how
Speaker 2: many people are there on hold?
Speaker 1: Right now? There's there's one more person calling through.
Speaker 2: Okay, leave Angela and just put them on the other one.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to get rid of you. Sorry. The
Speaker 1: girl on the fish tank, Hi, who are you calling for?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 1: Calling for kiss? Or a couple of mitches podcast?
Speaker 13: The second one.
Speaker 2: Podcast familiar Hi.
Speaker 13: We've watched your video bog and Gate in English?
Speaker 1: Did you.
Speaker 10: Hang on?
Speaker 2: I need context on this?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: For what reason was the teacher showing you my old
Speaker 2: boat video?
Speaker 1: They're talking about lower and middle class? Shut up?
Speaker 13: Yes, well for some reason they thought it was really
Speaker 13: exciting for English, so we could like research other like
Speaker 13: other areas of Australia.
Speaker 2: I say, okay, I mean it would have made sense
Speaker 2: in a geography class but I don't understand English. So
Speaker 2: what was your name? Sorry?
Speaker 13: Maya?
Speaker 2: Maya meet Angela. You're both on the line at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: I believe Hi.
Speaker 2: Are you both in Sydney? No, I'm actually oh, okay,
Speaker 2: Well I don't have a kids there, so it's all right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get rid of one. Who are
Speaker 1: we dropping? Because you have more calls coming through? I
Speaker 1: vote Angela. You've been on the longest. You have to
Speaker 1: say goodbye to angel Angela. Thank you, Bye Angela. The
Speaker 1: other girls like bye Angela thirteen six five. If you're
Speaker 1: watching with us too.
Speaker 8: Just letting everyone know that I'm here as well.
Speaker 2: Fuck off, Jenna, I'm adding the man, wait there, here
Speaker 2: we go. Apparently the number line is busy.
Speaker 1: That's what I keep Hi. Hi, who are you calling for?
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 12: Luke?
Speaker 2: Luke? Is this the one that we entered earlier?
Speaker 1: No, I'm a different Luke because what happened to one?
Speaker 2: One different Luke to the show? No less, Thank god
Speaker 2: you saved affair.
Speaker 1: You stay there. I'm atting someone else's.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to have conversations with these people.
Speaker 1: We can't not let people through.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: What's your name, Kate? Where are you calling from? Facebook? Instagram? TikTok?
Speaker 6: Thank Actually okay.
Speaker 2: We've got one from Facebook, amazing.
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 2: Where are you calling from? Wool and gone? I hope
Speaker 2: you're not talking and driving. It's very nice actually allow
Speaker 2: such a thing on the radio.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be cut straight away from my program. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure about carters. You'd probably be left to a podcast.
Speaker 6: For since then.
Speaker 1: Why, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I'll stop hanging up on there.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling through. I appreciate it. It's nice
Speaker 1: of her to join. She got cut off because she
Speaker 1: was going down the warm go the keep cutting off.
Speaker 2: What about the other ones that were still there?
Speaker 1: They've all hung up.
Speaker 2: I want to talk to them more.
Speaker 12: What do you bitches there?
Speaker 2: He is, Oh, they're there. Sorry, Luke, he keeps hanging
Speaker 2: up on people. I'm going to fucking ban you from
Speaker 2: that desk if you keep hanging We've got.
Speaker 1: Calls coming through. This towl radio show works, guys, you
Speaker 1: got to get through them.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of radio show that just answers and
Speaker 2: then goes sorry after two seconds.
Speaker 1: Next time, I think.
Speaker 12: They're throwing you under the bath.
Speaker 1: Really, they absolutely are Jesus, get his number off the
Speaker 1: air with you.
Speaker 2: Let's pretend this is the radio show. What have you
Speaker 2: called about? Luke?
Speaker 12: I was just calling for the pop quinn.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I'm sorry you've missed. You've missed the
Speaker 2: queue that's actually already happened, so you'll have to try
Speaker 2: again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Dyla.
Speaker 2: And is there anything on your mind?
Speaker 12: Three questions for thirty k No, okay, he's called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely. How long have you listened to our
Speaker 1: podcast for?
Speaker 12: I actually follow Mitch Kims on TikTok and I have
Speaker 12: never listened to your podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got some homework to do, lack, So it's
Speaker 2: called is it just me? You'll hear yourself next Monday
Speaker 2: when this episode comes out.
Speaker 12: Great, just what I've been looking forward to.
Speaker 2: Don't come here with your sarcasm, Dallan, so you want
Speaker 2: to love you guys?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much? All right, bye, thank you bye. Jesus.
Speaker 1: Can we get someone from Instagram please? Thirteen one oh
Speaker 1: six five Instagram call for renow Jenna's on what's social
Speaker 1: geners on LinkedIn live or something? We've got another one,
Speaker 1: We've got two, We've got three. I think we got that. Okay,
Speaker 1: here here we go. All right, let's go to call
Speaker 1: number one. Hello, Hello, what's your name? Where you're from?
Speaker 9: I'm yes, Yes?
Speaker 1: What were you watching on?
Speaker 2: I was on TikTok amazing. Thanks for calling through, Jess.
Speaker 2: You're in Sydney, are you?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was your latest video. That was my colman. Oh
Speaker 2: you're the one that watched my video in class as well?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you are one of literally hundreds of
Speaker 2: people that have told me that, am I in the
Speaker 2: curriculum or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: You must be. We learned it because we're learning about
Speaker 11: rural places.
Speaker 1: Yes, country.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you, Jess, how did the class react
Speaker 2: with They're like, oh, this is cringe. So they were like, okay,
Speaker 2: we get to watch love it.
Speaker 1: We loved it.
Speaker 11: Then you showed up with my for you page like
Speaker 11: a week later, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, it's missile and you were like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's way more foul these days because
Speaker 2: I didn't swear in that voging Gate video. That's the
Speaker 2: weirdest thing about it.
Speaker 1: Back in my day, we'd study Romulus, my father and
Speaker 1: Blade Runner man. That's what these kids get. This is trash. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling Gabby. I don't remember her name.
Speaker 1: Her name is Jes Yes, yes, yes, yes. Do you
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast? Jess?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good amazing.
Speaker 2: I don't need I don't need to bully you into listening.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jess. I'm gonna let you go because we
Speaker 1: have one more. Thank you, Jess. What's it's your name
Speaker 1: or it's your suburb? Are you there is this? Rachel?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 11: Guys, I love you so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you. What are you calling from? What social media?
Speaker 1: Did you find us on Instagram?
Speaker 2: There we go, We've got one on Instagram. We've done that,
Speaker 2: We've done the full sweep. Oh, for God's sake, I've
Speaker 2: just got a notification saying Jenna's gone live on what
Speaker 2: her own Instagram?
Speaker 1: On Pinterest?
Speaker 2: So where are you calling from?
Speaker 11: Newcastle?
Speaker 2: Newcastle? Newcastle girl?
Speaker 1: How are we getting fed to Newcastle and regional students?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 1: Like, what is the algorithm?
Speaker 2: There you go?
Speaker 1: How long have you listened for Range?
Speaker 11: It's the very beginning, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you didn't lose interest along the way.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 11: I have to catch up today because I was but
Speaker 11: I've literally listened to the last two episodes today, So.
Speaker 2: Really to more than one episode in a day. To
Speaker 2: be honest, what's the most amount that you've listened to it?
Speaker 1: One go?
Speaker 11: I actually this is really sad. But when I went
Speaker 11: through ChRI to Foster, I went back and re listened
Speaker 11: to other old episodes, but probably like three hours.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, that would have Will
Speaker 2: you sick of it's by the end? Surely?
Speaker 11: No, I'm actually husband to you guys as well.
Speaker 2: No way think.
Speaker 11: Well, you know he's just a big burly cloak and
Speaker 11: I think that he'll be into you guys. But he
Speaker 11: actually really liked you guys, so that's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have broad a peel. I mean, that's why
Speaker 1: we have Jennifer the Tits. So I'm just joking. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm here the Big Cup.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for listening and thank you for calling.
Speaker 11: That's all right, I'll get back onto Instagram. I can
Speaker 11: watch it.
Speaker 1: We love you say by.
Speaker 2: Wow, this was a success. Why is no one calling
Speaker 2: for me? I don't think you've explained it to your
Speaker 2: Instagram followers.
Speaker 1: Jenna hasn't done the sad this.
Speaker 2: Went live with no Podcast five and asked for.
Speaker 1: Me, Oh god, Live on Etsy well done. I'm very
Speaker 1: impressed with our followers. Thank you to Instagram. Everyone's saying hi,
Speaker 1: Hi high Hi three.
Speaker 2: I I don't like to try and you know, thrive
Speaker 2: off validation from other people. But my soul died in
Speaker 2: those fifty seconds when I thought that no one was
Speaker 2: going to call me too, Like my ego was like
Speaker 2: bang took such a hit?
Speaker 1: How's my ego? After everyone, I'm here for Mitchell Cooms's video.
Speaker 1: We put on the YouTube. Shut up, well, I'm on
Speaker 1: TikTok right now you are on TikTok and I'm on
Speaker 1: I'm on our stupid little live. We have one more.
Speaker 1: Let's end with this. Come on may as well. Hi
Speaker 1: name suburb Hi ho, Hi hoy, probably from Hobart.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't we speak to you a while ago? Yes,
Speaker 2: that's right, she's come back. Did the Red Ruth about
Speaker 2: to reach you?
Speaker 1: It did? What did you? Oh, you're kidding, we'll send
Speaker 1: it back in.
Speaker 2: It never occurred to me that there's no red Rooster
Speaker 2: in Tasmania.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit.
Speaker 2: And you can't even leave.
Speaker 1: What a shitty competition we run. But here's a prize
Speaker 1: that you can't use.
Speaker 2: And also, I don't think Corona. I'm pretty sure those
Speaker 2: vouchers expire in December and the porters are going.
Speaker 1: To open before they know they're not. We really fucked
Speaker 1: your over. Holy.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so sorry, Holly.
Speaker 1: Sure, thanks for calling anyway, appreciate it. Who are you
Speaker 1: calling for? Which means his name a surname, Jenna? Well done.
Speaker 1: I'm not ending this bye, Holy until I get a
Speaker 1: cheery hi, name and suburb They're there? Name suburb?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 1: A name and suburb? Hey?
Speaker 2: Who's calling?
Speaker 1: Hello? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 2: Must be a U fan. They're not all there.
Speaker 1: That's finally I get what And they're not mentally stable?
Speaker 1: That's my demographic. All right, we need to get out
Speaker 1: of here. Thank you everyone for calling. What a great
Speaker 1: fan base I have.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys, and thanks to everyone and called in.
Speaker 2: We should do this more often.
Speaker 1: We should.
Speaker 2: All right, we better get out of here, guys, thanks
Speaker 2: so much for listening. We are approaching our one year
Speaker 2: annivers Thary May.
Speaker 1: I add I cannot believe that.
Speaker 2: I wonder if we should do anything special?
Speaker 1: What should we do? The first year anniversary is always something,
Speaker 1: and then we just give up after that, So we
Speaker 1: should celebrate somehow.
Speaker 2: I personally have never made it to a one year anniversary.
Speaker 2: So you tell me, what.
Speaker 12: Did you do?
Speaker 1: I'm no longer serving relationship obviously. Oh my god, sorry,
Speaker 1: just sort of hit.
Speaker 2: Me answered the question.
Speaker 1: Mine was very neat to know, it was very very
Speaker 1: sexual if you want to go, Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: So let's forget about that now.
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. It was a lot of gifts. What
Speaker 1: we went to America that was out we could do
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we could do our first ever on
Speaker 1: a location show.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is the culture.
Speaker 1: Why the people are dying around the world widely.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's the thought that counts.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Why don't we all get each other presence? No bullshit?
Speaker 2: Why no your birthday soon? I've already got your presence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently it's in the building.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is in the building. Anyway, we're meant to
Speaker 2: be leaving.
Speaker 1: Now, I know. I'm giving you a present. Yet more
Speaker 1: on that than a bit. All right, we'll get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 10: Jennet.
Speaker 1: Was a pleasure having you, and thank you to everyone
Speaker 1: that called.
Speaker 2: I don't forget to join our Facebook group. It's called
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Speaker 2: on TikTok at couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Very true. We will see you next week. Guys, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening.
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Speaker 12: Hi, sus Brandon. I'm actually calling from California in the US.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who are you calling for?
Speaker 12: Mitch and Mitch and Jenna?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're calling from the US. How did you
Speaker 2: manage that?
Speaker 12: I was on TikTok and I saw your lives. It's like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, did you have to work out the area
Speaker 1: code and the international country code?
Speaker 9: I did?
Speaker 12: I looked, I looked up. I was like, what's the
Speaker 12: Australian international number? I had to look it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, it's so good to have you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's wild cool.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 12: I can't believe I actually got on.
Speaker 2: This is crazy, this is cool going to all that.
Speaker 2: What was it, Brighton?
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brighton. Do you listen to the podcast? Are you
Speaker 1: just a tiktoka? No?
Speaker 12: I love the podcast all right. My partner and I are.
Speaker 12: We went to Australia in twenty eighteen. We visited Kansa
Speaker 12: and Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we sort of fell in love with it.
Speaker 2: Oh would you ever come backcumstances?
Speaker 12: Exactly? Hopefully, I mean hopefully we'll be able to get
Speaker 12: back at some point. But I'm in UNI now. Oh
Speaker 12: my undergrad.
Speaker 2: You're an honorary Australian.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 12: I figured college isn't the right word because we normally
Speaker 12: just call it college.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what are you studying?
Speaker 12: Music education? I on to be a music teacher.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love that she loves it. So there you got.
Speaker 12: Yeah, where about my whole family's in music?
Speaker 1: And oh where in California?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 12: Central California? Not quite La, but not quite San Francisco.
Speaker 1: We're sort of like right in the middle Sacramento, Sacramento.
Speaker 12: No, south of that, it's called Bakersfield.
Speaker 1: You're in Napa. Are you need you need the fires currently?
Speaker 1: Because as bad wildfires as you would.
Speaker 12: Say, we are not, but we're sort of like covered
Speaker 12: in smoke, like at like noon outside it's like dark.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's what it's like.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you walk into his house and jus like, I'm
Speaker 1: not like a pork smokery. Everything's just smoke every anyway, bright,
Speaker 1: what a pleasure. Thank you so much for listening. Spread
Speaker 1: it to as many as many Americans as you can.
Speaker 1: Let's get the word out there.
Speaker 12: Oh I will, I absolutely will.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, right, and thank you for listening.
Speaker 12: Well, thanks for answering.
Speaker 1: That's fine. That delay is very talk back, isn't it
Speaker 1: just to have the sort of yeah, no, it's all good.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling, buddy. We appreciate it. We'll see
Speaker 1: you on the socials. Bye bye, Brandon. Wait, question about California. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: he would have got a kick out of it. Guy,
Speaker 1: he would have loved it. He would have loved it.
Speaker 1: He would have loved that. Oh god, he's not in
Speaker 1: the fires. He's not emotional at the moment.
Speaker 2: People listening for the first time in this episode are
Speaker 2: gonna be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: So many, so many jokes.
Speaker 2: Now I need to say, no one call because at
Speaker 2: the time of record, it's just hit four o'clock. That's
Speaker 2: when Will and Woody are on Oh my god kiss
Speaker 2: radio show, and all the calls to thirty one or
Speaker 2: six five where you are get diverted to their studio.
Speaker 1: I can imagine it. Thirteen thirty one or six five.
Speaker 1: What's the rarest ushy you've got? Yeah, Hi, call for mintion,
Speaker 1: Jenny Hannah. No, they'll get the fucking wind tunnel. Bitch
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: Oh Brandon just commented on TikTok. I can't believe I
Speaker 2: just got sorry tunneled there you go. Didn't need something too?
Speaker 2: Oh god, Well, we've got to keep add brief, actually
Speaker 2: brief this time, because that was a long ass show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we really getting through those callers.
Speaker 1: Goodness, man, what a sweet, sweet boy.
Speaker 2: I know how cute.
Speaker 1: We've done a lot of shit in this podcast, this episode.
Speaker 1: I really think we need to just bring it back
Speaker 1: and Mitch. You know, actually, for people who listen to
Speaker 1: the podcast, who also watch our Sunday Night Lives, you'll
Speaker 1: know that I revealed my present to you, Mitchell for
Speaker 1: your birthday.
Speaker 2: You did. Oh fuck, it's only like two months late,
Speaker 2: but that's there, aren't.
Speaker 1: Oh when was your birthday?
Speaker 2: July twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very sorry. So let's get some happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I've got your present here, these minions. What is this?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's not get rid of it. I got you a
Speaker 1: gift I ought. Now here's the story. Actually went to
Speaker 1: tee the story because I want people to know that
Speaker 1: I ordered, well in advance a gift for you for
Speaker 1: your birthday because I knew you loved Gaga. I mean,
Speaker 1: we all one look at him, CHROMATICA and Hayden. My
Speaker 1: partner was like, I'm gonna buy a Chromatic emerg Do
Speaker 1: you want anything, and I'll looking, oh, anything, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, the pillow perfect for Mitch's house.
Speaker 1: He loves Gaga. Let's order it together. Hater was ordering
Speaker 1: a jock strap, some a jock strap. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: very against it, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Why I feel like that would the view as well? Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but here has too. You don't need
Speaker 1: a third jock strap. It's like a PlayStation.
Speaker 2: What a fucking you're such a for onet for better word,
Speaker 2: you're such a dad.
Speaker 1: We have got one and you don't need to wake
Speaker 1: for money on another I know he said that. Today's like,
Speaker 1: do you need a soda stream? I'm like, where do
Speaker 1: we have the space? I'm like, shit, I'd actually love
Speaker 1: a soda stream? What am I saying? So I lought
Speaker 1: you the pillow, then Lady Gaga, the California wildfires or
Speaker 1: something a factory burnt down or something happened.
Speaker 2: So Jah Hayden didn't get the jock strap.
Speaker 1: By I didn't get the jock strap on a time
Speaker 1: he'll like to use one of the twelve he's got.
Speaker 1: And I didn't get the pillow for you, and then
Speaker 1: your birthday hadn't come about, and I had to buy
Speaker 1: you another present. Now here I have for you, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I am quite excited about this because, like you said,
Speaker 2: you did reveal to me what it is, and I'm like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 2: this could change everything.
Speaker 1: You didn't get to wrap it.
Speaker 2: So it's in a light and easy styrophone bob oh,
Speaker 2: is that what the hell that was? I thought you
Speaker 2: were on a diet A third in hindsight another day. Okay,
Speaker 2: so it's a it's a you haven't said to listeners
Speaker 2: who don't actually know what it is that weren't watching
Speaker 2: our Instagram live.
Speaker 1: Very true. It is a weighted anxiety blanket.
Speaker 2: Now. My mother said to me a while ago, I
Speaker 2: should I should look into getting you one of those
Speaker 2: weighted anxiety blankets that you see on the TV. And
Speaker 2: I had, like my fingers crossed that she was actually
Speaker 2: going to get it, and then never did. I've just
Speaker 2: been curious. I see the ads on Instagram.
Speaker 1: And shit me too, honestly all the time.
Speaker 2: Now, it's not as heavy as though it would be.
Speaker 1: No, it's based on your weight. Now, I just had
Speaker 1: to assume.
Speaker 2: Oh jesus, what did you withsume my weight?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I was I was generous. I went under. I did
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now what do you actually think I want?
Speaker 1: I think I did seventy five?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Is that accurate?
Speaker 2: I'm sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh, hey, so this is based on your weight, because
Speaker 1: apparently I was watching YouTube videos. If you get the
Speaker 1: heavy ones, you can you can kill yourself.
Speaker 2: Really, I saw that, Yeah, don't sleep, you don't.
Speaker 1: Them because they crushed, and then I wanted to get
Speaker 1: off of myself. You're like, sorry, we physically can't put
Speaker 1: that much metal into a blanket. You are that fat
Speaker 1: just to lose weight and buy a small one.
Speaker 2: Hang on, have a look.
Speaker 1: It's in a beautiful killed me.
Speaker 2: It's no that that's for your body, But why can't
Speaker 2: I sleep with it?
Speaker 1: No, you can sleep with that, but someone who's forty
Speaker 1: kilos would die underneath that blanket. All right, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me just let me. Let's jenner. Let's force an
Speaker 1: anxiety attack. Okay, I can't do the next episode because
Speaker 1: it's my grandma's birthday.
Speaker 2: So you know the deal with anxiety that I'm just
Speaker 2: kind of perpetually anxious. You don't need to you don't
Speaker 2: need to force anything.
Speaker 1: He's constantly anxious. Guy.
Speaker 5: It looks nice.
Speaker 2: It really isn't noticeably heavy. No, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: I feel like it is and I just don't notice.
Speaker 2: But like after a while you'll be like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is quite nice.
Speaker 1: Let me have a look.
Speaker 2: Actually, now that I've been sitting with it for a while,
Speaker 2: it's started. I'm noticing my knees have like pressure on them.
Speaker 2: But it's not like a bad pressure.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know it's weighted.
Speaker 2: Seam COVID safe to me, but sure it just fucking
Speaker 2: rip my blanket off me.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm going near your crush.
Speaker 2: You can just take it off. I think you're both
Speaker 2: molesting me. It's really weird.
Speaker 1: Now you know what if you wrap yourself in that
Speaker 1: on your couch and in bed the benefit Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I actually can't see myself sleeping, and it's
Speaker 2: it's starting to get I feel like it's getting heavy on.
Speaker 1: Why did you put it over your shoulders? Like Harry
Speaker 1: Potter and the Invisible Cloak Vibe. Harry Potter fans will
Speaker 1: love that one. It's a it's a coral color, it's
Speaker 1: like pink, and it's quilted.
Speaker 2: It's very nice.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what you're meant to do. That's what all
Speaker 1: the women who are crying in the ads. Yes, do
Speaker 1: they wrap themselves in it? How do you feel?
Speaker 2: Fine? It's quite yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's meant to simulate, because when you're anxious, apparently, if
Speaker 1: you have you hug someone and someone's sort of caressing,
Speaker 1: you're saying it's okay, that can bring your anxiety levels down.
Speaker 1: And this is meant to simulate a warm hug, right.
Speaker 2: And so much like it's nice to go to bed
Speaker 2: snuggling someone, you don't fucking say, snuggling all night. Yes,
Speaker 2: so I'm not gonna sleep with it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll kick it off subconsciously. Happy birthday, Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Just I'll have you know that
Speaker 1: we bought you that generally brought you the cookies that
Speaker 1: said sir, you're a killer friend. That was an accident,
Speaker 1: but the printing and the taser and the taser of course,
Speaker 1: so you know. And my birthday two weeks time, I'll
Speaker 1: have you know, sir.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, I know, I'm prepared. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: Twenty fifth Big one.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Why are you going to kill me on my birthday?
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's something that like it is
Speaker 2: me kind of I don't know if you'll like it.
Speaker 2: He is kind of me pushing my agenda on you.
Speaker 2: It's something that I feel that you need.
Speaker 1: Don't get me a cat.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not getting you a cat.
Speaker 1: If you've got me a gym membership, I won't you.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not getting you fucking gym membership.
Speaker 1: Done baill. If you've got me a yoga mat at home.
Speaker 2: No, no I didn't.
Speaker 1: It's going to be some sort of pilate things.
Speaker 2: No, it's going to be you got you a strech belt.
Speaker 1: Those idiots have got the big piece of light silicon
Speaker 1: in their bedroom and it's got.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've got four of those.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you do. Yeah, I don't need one. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I can't even fit a sod the street
Speaker 1: on my benchtop in the kitchen, let alone a stretchy strat.
Speaker 2: Are you regretting the size of the house you've moved into.
Speaker 1: It's just small, but it's just small for the shit
Speaker 1: that I want. I want everything. Like today, PlayStation five dropped. Hey,
Speaker 1: I've pre ordered it. I don't need it, I want it.
Speaker 1: I just want everything. The new Apple Watch came out
Speaker 1: two days ago. I bought one. I have an Apple Watch.
Speaker 1: Why so I want the new one?
Speaker 2: Can I have your old one?
Speaker 1: Sold? It already seven hundred dollars marked out? Oh wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a great deal. Anyway. The moral of the
Speaker 1: story is, I hope you don't get me a cat
Speaker 1: or a gym stretch.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand Apple watches because I think I've
Speaker 2: said this before, but you, of all people, are the
Speaker 2: hardest to get a hold of, and so like you're
Speaker 2: literally wearing your notifications around your wrist. You've got no excuse.
Speaker 1: I'm actively avoiding you.
Speaker 2: That that's all I know. That's the thing. It's like
Speaker 2: it's embarrassing because now I know that at least you
Speaker 2: can like you've been robbed of that old excuse of
Speaker 2: oh sorry, I left my phone in my room on chime.
Speaker 1: But also like I just say it's dead. It's what's
Speaker 1: got the worst battery life? Yeah, all the time. It
Speaker 1: doesn't as great, but.
Speaker 2: There it goes your Apple brand membership, your brand deal
Speaker 2: with Apple, the worst.
Speaker 1: Battery Got someone I follow's got a brand deal with Apple?
Speaker 1: How the get Yeah? I won't tell you?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you you? Now? I've joined an agency influence,
Speaker 2: the agency.
Speaker 1: Jack Frost Management. What's it called again, the Arctic below
Speaker 1: zero or something?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you who? My first brand deals with?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 2: And I'm thrilled about it because I don't even have
Speaker 2: to pretend to like the candle. I already use the
Speaker 2: product real I don't.
Speaker 1: Actually I've never used that, but I've actually been interested recently. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's I've seen what tiktoks and I wanted to write
Speaker 1: that down. Please don't buy me.
Speaker 2: My first brand deal is with Tinder Ironic iron.
Speaker 1: What's what's the campaign? Let's get people that don't have
Speaker 1: success on the app to film videos.
Speaker 2: Excuse the fuck you.
Speaker 1: You've been the first to say you don't do well
Speaker 1: on Tinder.
Speaker 2: No, I've done very well on Tinder. I've met a
Speaker 2: lot of people on Tinder. I just end up like
Speaker 2: for one reason or another, like you would when you're
Speaker 2: dating in the real world and not on a dating app.
Speaker 2: But things just don't work out.
Speaker 10: True.
Speaker 1: Also, you've given me your phone. I've sent them voice
Speaker 1: recordings of cops. Now with grind Grind, what do you
Speaker 1: have to do?
Speaker 2: What's the campaign mentioned arrival when we're.
Speaker 1: Talking about Oh yeah, it's not my brand, it's all right,
Speaker 1: Jack Frost. So what do you have to do for Tinder?
Speaker 2: Oh? Just a couple of tea talk things and stories
Speaker 2: and stuff. But yeah, I already used the app. I
Speaker 2: actually have it. Did you know that Tinder is there's
Speaker 2: a website like Tinder dot com and there's a button
Speaker 2: on there called I knew this before the fucking brand deal.
Speaker 2: By the way, Like, I'm flogging this free your charge.
Speaker 1: I don't send me the brief. I'm across it all.
Speaker 2: Go on there right now. You've got a deaktop in
Speaker 2: front of you. Tinder dot Com. You'll have to log in.
Speaker 1: I don't have an account.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, just come around in my fled Oh.
Speaker 1: No, look on its phone number. What's your phone number?
Speaker 2: No, just come around here. I don't want to get up,
Speaker 2: all right, So I'm on Tinder dot com right and
Speaker 2: here I am just swiping away being a thirsty bitch.
Speaker 2: And then the boss comes and you're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: you press work mode and it turns it into a spreadsheet.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it.
Speaker 2: Just instantly that you press work mode and it just
Speaker 2: turns the button into a spreadsheet, so it looks like
Speaker 2: you're working on important ship. And then you just be
Speaker 2: like going back to being a filthy.
Speaker 1: Hor That is so funny.
Speaker 2: Super hello, Oh the boss is hit work mode? Go
Speaker 2: back to Jared No we're not doing no, no, no.
Speaker 1: He's got a cut on his shoulder. For god, No
Speaker 1: one friend here.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Yeah, Tinder dot com work mode, very very useful.
Speaker 1: Cassie, is that krembl lte ready? Why are you on
Speaker 1: a spreadsheet meetings?
Speaker 2: You're seventeen, but I feel like she'd be on her
Speaker 2: phone on the normal Tinder.
Speaker 1: App, Yeah for sure. Is that on the app too
Speaker 1: or just desktoped?
Speaker 2: No, it's the desktop version because that's where you'd be
Speaker 2: probably looking at meeting notes.
Speaker 1: We'll tease and Caesar pie guys. Interesting. Well, congratulations on
Speaker 1: the brand deal. I'm proud of you. Thanks. If it's
Speaker 1: anything like my brand deal will go up in flames
Speaker 1: and you'll be almost sued by a massive.
Speaker 2: Corporation almost food.
Speaker 1: Oh Vision Personal Training. Weren't happy about the whole forty
Speaker 1: five thing.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's right. You mentioned it was. I wasn't their
Speaker 2: forty five, it was Plus Fitness. Yeah, because you were
Speaker 2: talking about me, Yeah, I was. I cost you your
Speaker 2: brand deal.
Speaker 1: No, and I also mentionined forty five previously because I
Speaker 1: had a warning. That's why they come wrong with you.
Speaker 1: I had a warning. It's not it's I don't want
Speaker 1: to go on.
Speaker 2: What about the Emirates and Etty Hat, Well, that's.
Speaker 1: A different thing. No, we can't get into that. That's
Speaker 1: no one that cares about that. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: just got wine. I just realized the button was off.
Speaker 1: So we've been getting them for the last couple of moles,
Speaker 1: Live Toy and Rashiana. She's yelling about something. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to read it. Can you believe she's loved
Speaker 1: another one Tinder can't wait to work with at Mitch.
Speaker 1: They tagged the wrong Mitch. I'll take it, guys us
Speaker 1: tweet will be I can't like, I'm so proud to
Speaker 1: have joined at hinge.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Well it's a shame because you can't really
Speaker 2: you can't really advertise Hinder because you're in a relationship.
Speaker 2: But having said that, you're a Tinder success story. You
Speaker 2: still of his university, furiously swiping hoping to find him
Speaker 2: because you were out obsessed with him.
Speaker 1: I racked up nineteen hundred dollars in toll fees. He's
Speaker 1: driving under the harbor, breegetraning to fucking get him on Tinder.
Speaker 1: This is where sit just under the water. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize brought to you by Tinder.
Speaker 2: Don't swipe and drive.
Speaker 1: Exactly right, you didn't. It did work for me. It
Speaker 1: really did work for me. Tinder actually gave us our
Speaker 1: first conversation ever.
Speaker 2: There you go, and now two years later, happy, you've
Speaker 2: got nothing left to say?
Speaker 1: No, very true. We fight out a start of streams. Anyway, Well, congratulations,
Speaker 1: So I've got Jack Frost is getting your work.
Speaker 2: What's the Jack Frost thing? I don't get it, very
Speaker 2: Jigon's both understanding his Arctic.
Speaker 1: Arctic just frozen.
Speaker 2: Oh but if Arctic with a k as in TikTok tick.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to work out some watch jokes. How's
Speaker 1: mister rolls gren father clock? Oh my god, guess who
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 2: Who a Kanye West ran again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna have to do with us. It just
Speaker 1: came through a wrong server apparently, en w D forty.
Speaker 2: That fucking of your the squeak is getting to become
Speaker 2: a real problem. Can you just move around your mic?
Speaker 1: I've got Glen twenty.
Speaker 2: Glen twenty is not gonna help. Just move the around
Speaker 2: the mic.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a witchy poo read what that sounds eerily
Speaker 1: similar to I just moved my mic. Hold on I'm
Speaker 1: just opening the lines now. Now I forgot if I
Speaker 1: thought we should just in case anyone there. No one's there,
Speaker 1: No one's there.
Speaker 2: We've taken like fourteen phone calls. If the episode close
Speaker 2: the line, what's that someone's on with.
Speaker 13: Your turn to do an all time in narration.
Speaker 9: There are a few things that all boys and.
Speaker 2: Girls should anyway, we should get out of here.
Speaker 1: We should happy birthday again. I'm sorry it took so long.
Speaker 5: No, not at all, and.
Speaker 1: Please report back on how it goes. And don't put
Speaker 1: on Isabelle. The poor thing will die.
Speaker 2: True that it should be crushed if she imagine if she.
Speaker 1: You're out, she goes, oh, a nice little blanket in
Speaker 1: my house and walks up and goes, oh, I'm go
Speaker 1: to curl myself up and curls up in it.
Speaker 5: Oh dead.
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: Why does that always come back to animal cruelty with you?
Speaker 1: It's been six weeks without an animal cruelty reference, like
Speaker 1: a fucking boomerang.
Speaker 2: Now I'm back again. I threw it out, very true,
Speaker 2: keep coming back, all right, We're.
Speaker 1: Back next week, episode forty one. An ego. It's the windows.
Speaker 1: Open up the window, Jenna shut the window. There's nighttime
Speaker 1: here in Australia, it's off because it's nighttime anyway. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh anyways, been a pleasure episode. What episode next week?
Speaker 2: Can you count? What are we in now?
Speaker 1: Forty? The next week will be forty one?
Speaker 2: No, obviously not.
Speaker 1: Back next week. That's all I need to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking forward to it. Don't forget Sunday night Instagram
Speaker 2: Live correct.
Speaker 1: Also leave us a goddamn review please. We said this
Speaker 1: last week and we've got a couple more, but we
Speaker 1: need to get to two hundred review reviews.
Speaker 2: We have actually been getting a couple more, It's been
Speaker 2: a while since I've read them out, so maybe next
Speaker 2: week is the week. Don't leave it now if you
Speaker 2: want to get a shout out on next week's podcast.
Speaker 1: G exactly right. We'll talk to you in a bit.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, can't wait see you se bite such
Speaker 1: A reticulato tho cons spectation