Speaker 1: Got anything dead.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack Post has arrived on the show today. A world
Speaker 3: of pain because you are in the world that I've
Speaker 3: been in for the last six months. In our pantry,
Speaker 3: you have resident weevil?
Speaker 4: Do you still have weavils?
Speaker 3: They? I reckon, We've gone full trump on them. There's
Speaker 3: been a mass deportation. I'm swatting them in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night and marched them out there. Ninety of
Speaker 3: them have been dealt with.
Speaker 4: Well, I said to my wife, I said, you know
Speaker 4: where this is from? O'Connell.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I've borne them into the studio of them, yeah,
Speaker 3: like nitch' sorry, I've taken them from bayside and now
Speaker 3: you've moved them.
Speaker 4: So we're day one, which yesterday was all and everything brains,
Speaker 4: tree of seeds, almost nuts that your boy, thankfully.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, the rice and the pastor all has
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 4: And when I was doing so, I was opening up
Speaker 4: every bag and I was like, this one's fine, and
Speaker 4: because like no, you gotta really.
Speaker 3: Get in there. This was literally the conversation with my
Speaker 3: wife and I, so much so that my wife googled
Speaker 3: the difference between male and female optic nerves because she's like,
Speaker 3: I don't see how you can't see this. She goes,
Speaker 3: this is your idea of looking at stuff. It's like
Speaker 3: a surface level quick side to side because you've got
Speaker 3: to really pair in there.
Speaker 4: But I didn't know they were so tiny.
Speaker 3: Micros really yeah, microscopic.
Speaker 4: I don't know the size of a fly. And we'd go, oh,
Speaker 4: well there's one there, but there that's an affect. These
Speaker 4: are tiny, tiny little things. So you're amost smaller than
Speaker 4: a pinhead.
Speaker 3: You literally rub it, rub between thumb fore finger. You
Speaker 3: can take out about four or five of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could be aiding them and diet.
Speaker 3: Really yes, yeah, where we were, that's the thing. They
Speaker 3: get into your food and once you know. And so
Speaker 3: if you got those jars now that are sailable because
Speaker 3: if you don't put it on one hundred percent, those
Speaker 3: sealable jars we all have, they get in there.
Speaker 4: We have so small we had them in the sellable jars.
Speaker 4: I guess how are syllable enough?
Speaker 3: No, So what happens then my wife has become some
Speaker 3: kind of jar warden where in the middle of a
Speaker 3: TV she go, oh my god, this is you have
Speaker 3: not sealed this correctly. You remember watching White Lotus and
Speaker 3: I'm made to go and confront my crime in the pantry.
Speaker 3: Come in here. It is you opening up the ormonds
Speaker 3: and it's ninety eight percent sealed. But they're so small,
Speaker 3: they're getting the tiniest millimeters imagine.
Speaker 4: So what else do we have to do? We took
Speaker 4: every trap, the traps.
Speaker 3: Ye, I've got photos of how these traps work that
Speaker 3: my wife send me throughout the day. It's our kind
Speaker 3: of sex thing. These traps are kind of like double
Speaker 3: sided sticky. It's a triangle and on the base is
Speaker 3: this real sticky stick stuff. Okay, and it they love
Speaker 3: the sticky stick stuff. They must think it's like toffee
Speaker 3: or syrup. But wait, guys, it's a trap, okay. And
Speaker 3: so it collects hundreds of them.
Speaker 4: Oh but doesn't that make me think that there's one
Speaker 4: hundred summer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but rather that than it draws them all out.
Speaker 3: They're already in there. So you need the traps.
Speaker 4: You get them from Bunnings, and then do we is
Speaker 4: it safe to start putting stuff back in the pantry to.
Speaker 3: Make sure it's sealed up real type, it's like a
Speaker 3: submarine that you've got to do all the all the
Speaker 3: windows and pork culluses have got to be sealed up
Speaker 3: in that.
Speaker 4: So, yes, that was actually googling what are the best sealed,
Speaker 4: the most sealed.
Speaker 3: Get yourself down to Kmart, get those anchor. Patsy's your
Speaker 3: woman asks Patsy.
Speaker 5: Yes, lots to choose from.
Speaker 3: But you don't have never had a weavil problem? Pats touch?
Speaker 5: Would No? I haven't touch?
Speaker 3: Would? Please?
Speaker 5: Do you need to?
Speaker 3: People do this? Move where they go? They touch the head?
Speaker 3: Don't they touch?
Speaker 4: We have know what we're looking at getting is those
Speaker 4: real old people jars which glass and then they have
Speaker 4: a middle class. Oh wow, really like class.
Speaker 3: Yes, you want to protect that pasta don't you seal
Speaker 3: the past.
Speaker 4: Because they were getting into the seals that we had.
Speaker 3: They were getting what we had were those sort of
Speaker 3: you know, the cheap o't plastic one last ones with
Speaker 3: that little sort of stopper.
Speaker 4: But I've gone, yeah they can get because.
Speaker 3: You probably see it correctly. Iron a rush when I'm
Speaker 3: going there will still leave like a little tiny egg
Speaker 3: app in there was. Now you've got to really hammer
Speaker 3: it down with your fist budding on there. So yeah,
Speaker 3: go to Buddings today and get the triangular traps.
Speaker 4: I can't believe this has been a six month problem.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, want that. They really don't want to leave
Speaker 3: either because they failed like a constant food source.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they have a whole society in there.
Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, you've got to get tough on them, Jackie Boy,
Speaker 3: Get the traps. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 3: Have all the roomors in your house? I reckon the pantry.
Speaker 3: You talk more about pantry organization and maintenance, and I
Speaker 3: think any other room in the house.
Speaker 4: His favorite thing? Do you still use Pinterest ever?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my wife yeah, absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Favorite thing on Pinterest is well organized.
Speaker 3: Say my wife. Yeah, it's like a kind of pawn.
Speaker 3: To my wife, she go, now look at this, Chris.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it make you feel internally relaxed when you look
Speaker 3: at that? I'm like, not really, It's like the effort
Speaker 3: that would take to keep it like that makes you
Speaker 3: feel really stressed that there's some guy being shouted at
Speaker 3: that he can't ever live up to that image.
Speaker 4: I can't believe how expensive these latchable jars are that
Speaker 4: we need to keep them.
Speaker 3: So you're talking about the glass ones with a metallic clasp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a seal underneath the lids so
Speaker 4: that the air tight. You put those underwater and no
Speaker 4: water would drip in. But if you're going to do
Speaker 4: your whole pantry like that pasta's rice, grain seeds, nuts,
Speaker 4: cheer seeds, it costs you too much money. That's going
Speaker 4: to be cheer seeds. I bought a five kilogram bags.
Speaker 3: You actually need an intervention. Even if you had a
Speaker 3: million separate cheer seeds tops that ways thrown grams. Were
Speaker 3: you worried about No one wants your cheer seeds? Okay,
Speaker 3: they're widely available in every supermarket. Eggs shortage, Yeah, cheer seeds. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's tons of yourself. Mate.
Speaker 4: It's so expensive though, so you have to buy and bolt.
Speaker 3: To Really what you do with them? Are you making
Speaker 3: them into an unpleasant breakfast for somebody?
Speaker 4: I have them for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 3: It's not the stuff you chuck in that shake, is it.
Speaker 4: They're in nice smoothie them on Greek yoga this morning.
Speaker 4: Aren't they superfood?
Speaker 3: They are? They are?
Speaker 6: They?
Speaker 3: They were because I got into cheers seats a couple
Speaker 3: years ago because there was an Instagram adver and it
Speaker 3: simply says foods food of the Aztec gods. And I
Speaker 3: was like, that's me. I am one of the modern
Speaker 3: ass tech gods. Whatever the Aztec gods had and I need.
Speaker 4: The Aztecs were healthy.
Speaker 3: And also super productive. Look are all those buildings, the pyramids,
Speaker 3: the temples. You know that's I need the diet of
Speaker 3: the Aztec gods, and you obviously are now getting the
Speaker 3: foods of the aztecians.
Speaker 4: So I opened the five kilo grand bag of cheers seeds.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to admit there was weavels in there,
Speaker 4: so I said it.
Speaker 3: Was you're harboring weavils.
Speaker 4: Actually, I guess I was trying to get you're a
Speaker 4: weavil harborer because I couldn't see them, But said the
Speaker 4: other thing you have to.
Speaker 3: Do, I don't worry. They soon leave those cheer seats
Speaker 3: when they work out the zero nutritional value. Guys, guys,
Speaker 3: get out of it empty calories.
Speaker 4: Did you also look for invisible webbing? Said you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: is the weavils leave some invisible webbing. So if there's
Speaker 4: geer seeds on the side of the bag or hanging
Speaker 4: from the top. You know that weavels have been in there,
Speaker 4: and I tried to say that's just static electricity holding them.
Speaker 3: You're now lying to harm the.
Speaker 4: How hard it was to throw away that bag? I
Speaker 4: don't even where did.
Speaker 3: You even go and get a five kilo band the
Speaker 3: dark web? You've got to shut this all down, Patsy,
Speaker 3: are you a Monday? Well, by the way, the traps,
Speaker 3: when you get them, make sure it's the ones that
Speaker 3: have got pheromone also on them.
Speaker 4: Tracks the weave, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds.
Speaker 3: A bit crazy. So they're like they always just start.
Speaker 3: They don't know quite what's going on. They go into trap.
Speaker 3: It's been tainted with a very pleasing pheromone.
Speaker 4: Did you freeze anything? Because another thing online was saying
Speaker 4: you can put your cheer seeds, say in the freeze.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about the you're talking about like it's the
Speaker 3: oxygen supply. Oh your your fertilized eggs. Let the cheer
Speaker 3: seeds go.
Speaker 4: It must have cost you eight bucks to get five
Speaker 4: good check.
Speaker 3: Their special hipster cheer seeds, aren't they They've beenvated of
Speaker 3: cashew nuts in the daylight and it was that and
Speaker 3: some milk and then there he goes, that's thirty thirty
Speaker 3: two dollars, and I went, oh, there must have been a mistake.
Speaker 3: This is just two liters of milk and some cashew nuts.
Speaker 3: She goes, No, these cashw nuts are twenty two bucks.
Speaker 3: I don't want them dollars And I went, how are
Speaker 3: they twenty two dollars? And it was it was about
Speaker 3: not even six inches high. This change is no, these
Speaker 3: are special activated ones. I went, I'll have the unactivated ones,
Speaker 3: and my stomach well to activate them. I jump up
Speaker 3: and down when I'm having these special beats. Perhaps, are
Speaker 3: you are Monday winner or loser? Mate?
Speaker 5: I am a loser because I ordered something for my
Speaker 5: mum online at Christmas time.
Speaker 7: We gave her a coloring book just for mindfulness, and
Speaker 7: she absolutely loves it and a beautiful set of I reckon.
Speaker 5: She's used like half.
Speaker 7: The lead in the pencil. She's going hard at this
Speaker 7: book book. It's like we got her a Native Flowers
Speaker 7: one and she loves it and she just sits there
Speaker 7: for hours. Anyway, She's got like two pages left.
Speaker 3: She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a
Speaker 3: lovely pleasing image of the.
Speaker 7: Coloring in She really has taken to it anyway. She said, listen,
Speaker 7: I've burned through this book. Can you please order me
Speaker 7: another one? I said, you know, worries. Excuse me?
Speaker 5: So I just googled adult coloring books because they're actually
Speaker 5: quite hard to get right.
Speaker 3: Well, what's this man doing to that lady? And this one?
Speaker 3: I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some
Speaker 3: trowel work?
Speaker 5: It arrived yesterday.
Speaker 3: What's happening down this anyway with these guys?
Speaker 7: It arrived yesterday and I got a very panicked phone
Speaker 7: call from my mother, my eighty one.
Speaker 3: Year Can you get me another ten? I both all
Speaker 3: the lead in my pencil.
Speaker 7: She goes, what have you sent me? And I said, oh,
Speaker 7: it's there. Don't you love online shopping?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: Twenty four hours lady got it. I just sent it
Speaker 5: straight to her.
Speaker 3: She'd some watch this. She'd be getting all those kind
Speaker 3: of one of those adverts targeted ads offering your mum
Speaker 3: all kinds of toys.
Speaker 7: She said, what you've done is you've sent me some
Speaker 7: soft porn. And I said, Mom, come off, and she
Speaker 7: said no, it's very compromising, this coloring book deal, is it?
Speaker 3: Without going into too much, she does what is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 7: Well, position base, it's a bit of yes, there's position
Speaker 7: strategy and a few excited bodybits. And I said, no,
Speaker 7: you're joking and she said, I'm serious And she said,
Speaker 7: what will they say it at probus when I take
Speaker 7: that when you go and have coffee.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have to take it along. Look at this, ladies.
Speaker 3: You ever tried this one, the old iron lotus?
Speaker 4: Wait, so what did the frank when you put it
Speaker 4: in your shopping cart? What did the front cover have
Speaker 4: on it?
Speaker 7: Well, it just had like a photo of a beautiful woman,
Speaker 7: you know, very artistically no artistic with you know, she
Speaker 7: might have been naked, but she had this beautiful long hand.
Speaker 3: You've seeing udity. You're gonna it's saying this is what's inside, you.
Speaker 4: Know, like the lady in the Clamshow. I guess y
Speaker 4: being mistaken that it was.
Speaker 3: You're right, a lord of classical artists. They have scantily
Speaker 3: ca yeah artists.
Speaker 5: And I might have been doing three things at the
Speaker 5: same time.
Speaker 7: I might have been helping Audrey with the homework and
Speaker 7: talking to Chris at the same time and telling the jobs.
Speaker 3: Some of those images. They were doing three things at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian to you and Jack, all evils come in all
Speaker 3: the products, So no matter how many seal jars you have,
Speaker 3: it won't help any grain products already have them in them,
Speaker 3: flower oats, et cetera. Best in Jack can do is
Speaker 3: put the bags he's right about, like his five kilos
Speaker 3: of Cheersys in the freezer over night. It doesn't know
Speaker 3: the product. It will wipe out the weavils.
Speaker 4: Yes, but then you're still eating the carcasses.
Speaker 3: That adds a little bit crime, little bit of five. Christian,
Speaker 3: I had an infestation. That's the word you want to
Speaker 3: hear you break for show is an infestation station. It's
Speaker 3: going to be the new big thing Gold will be doing.
Speaker 3: This is your infestation station. I had an infestation ten
Speaker 3: years ago. But freezing the flower notes I've not had
Speaker 3: any more since. That's from Margo Christian Tail Partents. Not
Speaker 3: to worry. I accidentally did the same thing, but it
Speaker 3: was a It was an adult word search and it
Speaker 3: was squear words that I sent one to my dad.
Speaker 3: He called me a couple of days later, laughing so
Speaker 3: hard and thank me. There was some square words he's
Speaker 3: never heard of. A swear word search. What fun for
Speaker 3: the old timers? Why not? I'm a Monday losey. Yesterday
Speaker 3: I opened up the mail and there was an invite
Speaker 3: to this gasty new trend of a certain type of
Speaker 3: wedding that I believe is called a destination wedding overseas. No, okay, no,
Speaker 3: come on, no, no, it's too much. We shouldn't have
Speaker 3: to go to another country. You go to the country,
Speaker 3: you have your wedding, You send us the photos when
Speaker 3: you come back home. We'll all get together. A destination
Speaker 3: wedding if you've got to go more than if you've
Speaker 3: got to go more than an hour or so, I'm
Speaker 3: not coming our hour and tent. No, I think that's enough.
Speaker 3: It's too much. Too much.
Speaker 5: It depends what the relation is to the bride.
Speaker 3: And they're getting married together.
Speaker 7: No, but if it's like a you know, a Nissa
Speaker 7: an iphew, most definitely you would go.
Speaker 3: Did that? Did that? Two years ago? We went all
Speaker 3: the way back to the UK for my niece's wedding,
Speaker 3: and that was the right thing to do.
Speaker 4: These are friends, that's.
Speaker 3: This is their their friends, and it's the guy and
Speaker 3: it's second time.
Speaker 4: I'll see the age.
Speaker 3: If you get an invited wedding, now it's it's normally
Speaker 3: someone who's given it another go, you know, And if
Speaker 3: you've done some work on myself hopefully, then a little
Speaker 3: bit of therapy. There's time. I remember a friend of
Speaker 3: mine invited me to his fourth wedding and I was like, wow, Joes,
Speaker 3: maybe it's just not right for you because you always
Speaker 3: keet used to blaming the exes, and I went, after
Speaker 3: a while, you're gonna want it's probably you're the problem.
Speaker 3: If this is the fourth time you're getting married, it
Speaker 3: might be with you. Would you go to a destination
Speaker 3: wedding then for a friend?
Speaker 7: Absolutely No, it depends how close it's the hotels.
Speaker 5: No, but you make a holiday of it.
Speaker 3: Why should I have to build a holiday around your wedding?
Speaker 5: Oh, you know what, don't go, But I don't worry.
Speaker 5: If it was a close.
Speaker 3: Worry, I will not be going. Rest assured. Hopefully this
Speaker 3: is my rs VP.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to go to a wedding in
Speaker 4: the same city.
Speaker 3: There is a beloved team member. Are you okay with ye?
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's better just to say I don't love weddings.
Speaker 4: I get bored.
Speaker 3: Is everything in life. So get this, Patsy. You know
Speaker 3: beautiful Caitlin works on the show. She just mentioned how
Speaker 3: she got engaged over Christmas and she was talking about
Speaker 3: the wedding and when it's going to be, and jack
Speaker 3: Post didn't leap him with a congratulations. He went, don't
Speaker 3: invite me. The room rent real quite immediately. No, Patsy,
Speaker 3: what I did is I know how hard kate. Then
Speaker 3: how do you feel when it When he just went,
Speaker 3: don't invite me? I don't like them?
Speaker 5: It was an interesting first response.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, firs best response, I am doing a favorite
Speaker 4: people when they get.
Speaker 3: Well, that was true misery Gus his cheer seeds in
Speaker 3: the course when.
Speaker 4: People are doing the guest list is actually really hard,
Speaker 4: especially when you come to work colleagues. Should I invite him?
Speaker 4: Should I?
Speaker 5: But like you're not happy.
Speaker 3: That's how we came across don't invite me. I don't
Speaker 3: do not sign on.
Speaker 4: Interested in you, I said you if you're having trouble
Speaker 4: on the guest list, don't need to invite me because
Speaker 4: I don't love weddings. But if I'm invited.
Speaker 3: But now she can't invite you now because you know
Speaker 3: he hates the idea of you two.
Speaker 8: It's really hard now because I'd like he's.
Speaker 3: Made it very he's made it crystal clear. He can't come.
Speaker 4: I would be on it.
Speaker 3: If it's too late, it's expensive, you'd be a we
Speaker 3: even at the wedding.
Speaker 4: No, no, I'll be happy. I would love to come.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no first response, true response, I'm not coming. I
Speaker 3: don't like them. Don't actually said don't.
Speaker 5: You can't back out of that.
Speaker 4: It is such a long day.
Speaker 3: Oh can you have a turbo one? Can he done
Speaker 3: in half an hour or just quickly after the show's Actually.
Speaker 4: Of all weddings, I like the idea of Catlin's the
Speaker 4: most because she's not having people at the ceremony. We
Speaker 4: just go straight to the dinner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just a recet.
Speaker 3: Think it's because you've killed confidences, questioning her choices. Can
Speaker 3: they have they got drive through weddings? They's drive through
Speaker 3: everything here? Can we drive through wedding somewhere out in July?
Speaker 4: And I'd love to come. I would love to come.
Speaker 3: Will you be getting an invite? Well, it's no. Now
Speaker 3: you're going to get Now, you're going to get bomo
Speaker 3: because and you remember when you did this and you
Speaker 3: did that. I'm not involved in these great stories for.
Speaker 2: A lifetime Christian O Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I was in Vegas on a holiday last year.
Speaker 3: You mentioned about can you do a shame? They don't
Speaker 3: have drive through weddings. They do it in Vegas. There
Speaker 3: was one we saw that said married within twenty minutes, guaranteed.
Speaker 3: Now that is a weddy. You could go to twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: perfect a quick congratulations afterwards, You're done within thirty minutes. Christian,
Speaker 3: are you're responsible for a reluctant earworm that I now
Speaker 3: have over the last twenty four hours since hearing yesterday's show.
Speaker 3: I wasn't even aware of it until I was out
Speaker 3: walking last night with my wife. She asked what I
Speaker 3: was doing. I said, I don't understand. She said, you're
Speaker 3: humming something. I looked at hers strangely. Then I opened
Speaker 3: my eyes widely in horor. In horror, I was humming
Speaker 3: Lord of the Dance from yesterday's show. Then I read us, God,
Speaker 3: I've been doing this all day. I woke up here
Speaker 3: some morning. I didn't have it. You inserted it in there.
Speaker 3: I tried to shake it off, but lumb behold. Standing
Speaker 3: in the show. I'm still doing it, he whispers through
Speaker 3: my head. It's not gonna leave. Is this it for life?
Speaker 3: You all sorry? This morning I had to google something
Speaker 3: and after a TV show, was watching the last night
Speaker 3: the latest episode of The Brilliant White Notice, and I
Speaker 3: have five hundred and two open tabs on my phone
Speaker 3: right on my laptop, it's seventy eight And it's like
Speaker 3: peering into your mind? Isn't it just even just recent
Speaker 3: Google searches? Because in an average day we google so
Speaker 3: much as random stuff that you wouldn't have bothered to
Speaker 3: even think and look for the answer because you couldn't
Speaker 3: years ago before phones and Google, Right, you wouldn't have
Speaker 3: even gone any further whereas now because we can, we
Speaker 3: do so in the last twenty four hours. Here are
Speaker 3: just two things that I've googled. Right, would a wolf
Speaker 3: and a dog even be friends?
Speaker 4: I think it depends definitely on the type of dog.
Speaker 4: So the little toy dog that you guys got, the
Speaker 4: yuppie thing.
Speaker 3: He's a snack cheers not respect that. It won't even
Speaker 3: to it as a dog. I believe that the wolf
Speaker 3: brain would see it as a cat with an attitude.
Speaker 4: They boorder Collie I have. I think she is more
Speaker 4: likely to roam with the wolves. I couldn't imagine her
Speaker 4: being in the wolf pack.
Speaker 3: So do you believe that?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 3: Would a wolf attack a dog or would a wolf
Speaker 3: consider it to be a fellow kind of, because obviously
Speaker 3: dogs are domesticated as wolves are not.
Speaker 4: I think it depends on size and nature. I reckon
Speaker 4: if a dog's big enough, Patsy, your dog would be excepting.
Speaker 5: Oh well, he'd rule the planet if he could, because
Speaker 5: he's huge.
Speaker 3: Planet.
Speaker 7: There'd be a wolf off if it was prisly and
Speaker 7: a wolf wouldn't it the domination?
Speaker 3: I don't think the wolf would just attack the dog
Speaker 3: naturally and see his prey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, But when they see its like one of
Speaker 4: their own. Yeah, one of their own.
Speaker 3: But then I don't think dogs even like each other,
Speaker 3: do they?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: My dog doesn't like dogs quite Just this right, you
Speaker 3: go down the dog bark thinking they'd like to hang out.
Speaker 3: It's actually just for the dog owners. Dogs mainly don't
Speaker 3: like each other, do they. They don't look at each
Speaker 3: and going, hey Bob, how I saw steam yesterday? They
Speaker 3: just sort of stare at each other, snip each other's
Speaker 3: butts and then look at each other or some god
Speaker 3: are stealed each other's ball, or will just kick off
Speaker 3: with certain I find it with our dogs is it's
Speaker 3: certain breeds of other dogs they have issues with. I
Speaker 3: don't know if they've got like past live things or
Speaker 3: issues or something, but a certain breed of a certain
Speaker 3: tub of dog will just get them off barking.
Speaker 4: But do you think it wolf would at least recognize, hey,
Speaker 4: this is something.
Speaker 3: It will see all dogs as domesticated pussys and it
Speaker 3: will eat them.
Speaker 4: Really, but if you saw a Neanderthal and wouldn't you go, well,
Speaker 4: we're somewhere along the lines, we're from a similar sender.
Speaker 3: No, no, you know you would friend. No, you're not
Speaker 3: wearing Lululemon. Why are you hanging out bayside?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that? Then? The other thing I googled after watching
Speaker 3: the episode of White Lotus was there's a scene where
Speaker 3: a man's appendage is visible. Okay. My wife was horrified. Okay,
Speaker 3: and she said there should have been some kind of
Speaker 3: warning before seeing this. I said, you know, this is
Speaker 3: the this is the director's vision. There's showing and portraying
Speaker 3: a middle aged man who is falling to.
Speaker 4: Pieces and it's something the second of a glimpse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're tired? Have you? Fox tell shame up? Can
Speaker 3: a bit a little longer? Can I get the director's cut?
Speaker 5: Some outsiderably rated.
Speaker 3: Right on a second? Oh yeah, it's not a bluey episode.
Speaker 3: You know it's white. Notice it's an adult show. But
Speaker 3: my wife was horrified, and I went to placate her.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm sure it's a stunt one. I doubt
Speaker 3: it's a real one. You know, it's a prosthetic one.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they use stunt ones for that.
Speaker 7: They don't just oh no, not if it's real art,
Speaker 7: they'll have the real.
Speaker 3: Deal, I think. Actually, so I went to Google and
Speaker 3: I can't believe this is now my Internet history, but
Speaker 3: I was. I think it was a stunt one that
Speaker 3: he used. That's the real one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, say about is reel one?
Speaker 4: They makes me think less of the actor, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: like why does anyone what's the problem?
Speaker 3: Well, if you're an actor and they say you listen
Speaker 3: and this scene is quiet to be sat there with
Speaker 3: a dressing gown getting a junk out. That actor Jason Isaacs,
Speaker 3: he was in Howie Potter. He probably doesn't want young
Speaker 3: kids getting good future and blood. Hell did you get sacked?
Speaker 3: Was there an incident in a Hogwarts? He got his
Speaker 3: way out and he's in Chayla and taking drugs. He's
Speaker 3: trying to protect his legacy.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack, What have you been googling? Recently?
Speaker 4: I had to google if my car was insured? I
Speaker 4: didn't know, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Haven't you got like an email with the policians and
Speaker 3: you run a wildlife?
Speaker 4: Sometimes the Adam inside of my brain just is in comatose.
Speaker 4: So I was going, so you are this year.
Speaker 3: I've never seen you more organized? You more organized anyone
Speaker 3: else in the team. Yes.
Speaker 4: So future me, if I was insuring my car this year,
Speaker 4: I would know where to put that file. But old
Speaker 4: me he didn't know where to store that. So we
Speaker 4: went to a couple of weeks ago, we went to
Speaker 4: RACV Goldfields, one of those RACV parks, and someone asked
Speaker 4: me if I'm an RACV member, you get a discount.
Speaker 4: I go, I think I am, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: And it was as I was looking through my email,
Speaker 4: I was like, I actually don't even know if my
Speaker 4: car is insured anymore. It illgal, I'm seeing, well you
Speaker 4: get it. No, you get the third part insurance with
Speaker 4: your when you pay your road taes in regio.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you only had they'd have to insure it
Speaker 4: with an insurance company if you want to protect yourself
Speaker 4: and comprehensive insurance. But I hadn't been pretending yourself since
Speaker 4: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Oh no, out that? No still kidding?
Speaker 4: Is there? So I googled is there a database to
Speaker 4: check if my car is insured in Australia? Because maybe
Speaker 4: I changed?
Speaker 3: Maybe I changed the database's job. What is this database
Speaker 3: to look after your ass?
Speaker 4: So I wasn't you with RACV in twenty twenty one?
Speaker 4: Maybe I moved somewhere else and forgot I moved.
Speaker 3: Did you just search like an email inbox or bank accounts?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was searching for things like RACV insurance car
Speaker 4: But that brought up too many emails of course.
Speaker 7: Yeah, can't you if you do ach for your like
Speaker 7: if you put your number plate in online.
Speaker 3: But then you'll just see if it's registered, won't you.
Speaker 4: No, Yeah, it only tells you if you're registered. It
Speaker 4: wouldn't tell me if I had.
Speaker 3: I've just got this image of you calling all your
Speaker 3: car insurance coming. My name is Jack Post. Is he
Speaker 3: you one with fair question? Actually have a quick look. No,
Speaker 3: it's not nice. Hello, my name is Jack Posts. That's
Speaker 3: your today bringing what ten different insurance companies? Hello? Have
Speaker 3: you got my money?
Speaker 4: And shouldn't it be a database on wine?
Speaker 3: We know all of them databases for everything to look
Speaker 3: after all this stuff, It all was down to us.
Speaker 3: So what are you to get inshurt?
Speaker 4: Well, I want to make sure first I'm not insured
Speaker 4: anywhere before I buy insurance.
Speaker 3: How are you going to assist that other than calling everybody?
Speaker 3: You just take an RCV policy.
Speaker 4: Too many things now come out of our bank accounts
Speaker 4: their own, so we don't like at the end of
Speaker 4: the year, for all I know someone well one of
Speaker 4: the insurance company could take it out and go, oh
Speaker 4: that's right, always with Greg's insurance.
Speaker 7: But there's no like check your bank statements and no,
Speaker 7: you know, regular months payments going on.
Speaker 3: I think you can now online with bank statements. You
Speaker 3: can in the search thing on your statements go like insurance,
Speaker 3: but they're often not listed sensibly like that are they
Speaker 3: It's just got random names.
Speaker 4: But the way that my bank they are doing a
Speaker 4: worse job of me than keeping inventory of whatever they
Speaker 4: spend money on.
Speaker 3: You need to get them a copy of that getting
Speaker 3: things done. But by Dave Ann and Greer.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We've just been talking about the unusual things that have
Speaker 3: been googling, and then as we're asking Google on the
Speaker 3: last sort of day or two, and then Jack Assist
Speaker 3: put chat to hand grenade in the fish pond of
Speaker 3: the show, and it is one hundred percent woken everybody
Speaker 3: up listening where people are like, wait, what Robin sleep
Speaker 3: does otherw it's quit. It's the phone. I need to
Speaker 3: intervene right now. Jack had been trying to work out
Speaker 3: if he had car insurance. You believe that when you
Speaker 3: get your car red shoe, they look after all that
Speaker 3: out the decency of their own heart.
Speaker 4: For you, I thought, and I did misspeak, and I'm
Speaker 4: seeing that everybody else knows the true way to do it.
Speaker 4: But I said that private insurance is just for if
Speaker 4: you want to protect your own car, and your registration
Speaker 4: protects every other car on the road. I thought that's
Speaker 4: why our regis were so expensive, because we were buying
Speaker 4: in built insurance into the registration.
Speaker 3: The privilege of driving on all those well maintained victoria.
Speaker 9: Wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I said it like it was fact. So
Speaker 4: sorry if you thought that that was fact, it is not.
Speaker 3: And Christian place and this message time thousands at the moment, Christian,
Speaker 3: please tell Jack that his REGI only includes third party insurance.
Speaker 3: He's not covered if he hits someone else's car for damage.
Speaker 3: And please could you reassure this truth fact? Anyone else
Speaker 3: listened right now who might be confused or Heaven forbid,
Speaker 3: think like.
Speaker 4: Jack, Wait, so that's where I am confused. What is
Speaker 4: third party meaning?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: I thought third party was the other car. No, real
Speaker 4: it's third party injury. So it's only if you injure
Speaker 4: the person in the car. It doesn't protect the car itself.
Speaker 3: So they could say that their car was are right
Speaker 3: off you went into and it was just aside that
Speaker 3: cars were right off. You're buying them a brand new
Speaker 3: car twenty thirty forty eight thousand.
Speaker 4: I thought that was Vicros who were like, hey, we'll
Speaker 4: look up.
Speaker 3: Why would they cover that for us? Now? If idiot
Speaker 3: drivers out there while we go, Hey, this one's on,
Speaker 3: ask mister post you're crappy driving, we cover that no
Speaker 3: wonder victory is so much billion dollar debt. They're paying
Speaker 3: for everyone's new car paddle beaters, and I.
Speaker 4: Have always obviously misunderstood that for thirty odd years.
Speaker 7: No, see, this is what they need to teach at school,
Speaker 7: not it's.
Speaker 3: The school, the school system. There are caps in education.
Speaker 5: But we don't got car insurance every day.
Speaker 3: Don't come to his a Patsy, So get that apple
Speaker 3: watch throughout the show, you go do the pickup dray cleaning,
Speaker 3: ordered new Chia seeds at midday. Must be hipster once.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard Captain Spot tell the bridge that you
Speaker 3: need to get car in insurance. Call our ACV.
Speaker 4: Remind me at ten am to get car insurance.
Speaker 3: No nine am, because you leave here at nine am
Speaker 3: in the car that is uninsured. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: going to do now, I'm going to throw myself in
Speaker 3: front of your car. You every pity penny. Yeah, all
Speaker 3: that harbl money is coming my way.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show gone podcast, good chat.
Speaker 3: That's uh. You sort that out after nine o'clock. Now
Speaker 3: everyone knows a bit more. Walk the moon. Thank god
Speaker 3: we had that chat on the show. We've saved you
Speaker 3: potentially one thousands.
Speaker 4: I think there should be more clear about they are.
Speaker 3: It's so clear when you need liuro confusion amongst the
Speaker 3: rest of us, it's gold. On four point three Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell's show yesterday, somehow the show drifted into talking about
Speaker 3: saints and how they're over twenty thousand saints and modern
Speaker 3: contemporary saints. People are still being canonized years after their deaths.
Speaker 3: This morning, we're going to canonize some of you and
Speaker 3: Saint you this morning on the show. What other radio
Speaker 3: show is offering that? Right now? Take your alpha bucks
Speaker 3: and shove it some Saint fax you this morning. Saint fans,
Speaker 3: there is a Saint Bibiana, the patron Saint of hangovers,
Speaker 3: one for you. Patsy Bibiana died in the fourth century
Speaker 3: and became a saint after we discovered that the herbs
Speaker 3: that grew from her gravesite were an amazing hangover cure.
Speaker 3: What about Saint Drogo, Patron Saint of ugly people. A
Speaker 3: physically unattractive hermit could put out a large fire in
Speaker 3: the church using the power of prayer. Saint aloisis patron
Speaker 3: Saint of gamers, famous for having a miraculously deep focus
Speaker 3: Saint Isidore, patron Saint of the Internet, shot out of scorn,
Speaker 3: wrote a twenty volume encyclopedia by himself and everything from
Speaker 3: logic to grammar and zoology and cosmology. Then why does
Speaker 3: he become patron Saint of the Internet.
Speaker 4: All right, So who shows you though that there are
Speaker 4: modern saints?
Speaker 3: There is about to be a lot more modern saints.
Speaker 3: Here's how you get sainted. We're looking for everyday saints.
Speaker 3: To actually get canonized. Eight, you have to be dead,
Speaker 3: and then the people on your behalf campaigning for you
Speaker 3: to be canonized. To become a modern day saint have
Speaker 3: to provide examples of a miracle that you did in
Speaker 3: your lifetime. All I need you this, Simply call me
Speaker 3: up on nine four one four one o four three
Speaker 3: and tell me an everyday miracle you have performed, and
Speaker 3: then lo and behold, I will instantly canonize you on
Speaker 3: the show. Today, You're going to work and tell everyone
Speaker 3: it's not Davidmore, it's Saint Day from now on a
Speaker 3: gay How well make you an immediate patron saint of something?
Speaker 3: Right now, I'm going to perfore my first canonization, and
Speaker 3: I want it to be I want it to be you, Patsy,
Speaker 3: Thank you. So what have you done that deserves sainthood?
Speaker 5: Well, me and I reckon.
Speaker 7: Every other mother on the planet performs daily miracles. Mine
Speaker 7: happened last week when or got up and her voice
Speaker 7: sounded different, and I said to her, you've got ton solidis?
Speaker 7: Is your throat saw even before her throat was sw
Speaker 7: She said, no, no, no, I feel fine. Just took
Speaker 7: her to the GP and guess what she had?
Speaker 5: Tom solidis?
Speaker 7: And she's been on antibiotics. Who needs a GP when you've.
Speaker 3: Got a mother in there, Patsy usually cure the illness,
Speaker 3: not just identifying. Is a diagnostic saints, you are the
Speaker 3: patron saint now of diagnosing. Thank you, you boy? What
Speaker 3: have you done that deserves sainthood?
Speaker 4: Just yesterday a friend of mine who's expecting a baby
Speaker 4: came over and I gave them Gordie's old car seat
Speaker 4: for free.
Speaker 3: That's fair, there's just decency. It's just a nice thing.
Speaker 3: Four three. The Pope is struggling to understand. What does
Speaker 3: he say?
Speaker 5: Smashed?
Speaker 3: All right, I tell you what. Then I'm going to
Speaker 3: make you the patron semisers.
Speaker 4: You're right about the smash crusket. We tried our best,
Speaker 4: but it's also been in the shed collecting a bit of.
Speaker 3: Oh my god like home of Spider and the snakes
Speaker 3: in the base of it, the whose things you have
Speaker 3: vomiting and everything in there.
Speaker 4: I gave it a bit of a wife.
Speaker 3: A very quick, bright, very quick wipe. All right, So
Speaker 3: tell us what everyday miracle have you performed?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show here, and this morning we are canonizing,
Speaker 3: which means you get sainted. We're asking to call in
Speaker 3: nine four one four one o four three. Tell us
Speaker 3: about everyday miracle you have performed. Christian. A few days
Speaker 3: ago I had the task of dinner, bath and bed
Speaker 3: with the four year old and the six year old
Speaker 3: after work nights. So my wife usually does a soda
Speaker 3: and of course has it all down pat. On this occasion,
Speaker 3: my wife was taking a well deserved night off and
Speaker 3: was out with the friends. I was on duty. The
Speaker 3: miracle of miracles happened. I dad had both fed, bathed
Speaker 3: and in bed, stories read and asleep. Perhaps dare I
Speaker 3: say even a little bit earlier than usual, without a
Speaker 3: single tear or a raised voiced not even I've already
Speaker 3: asked you five times already. Don't make me come up.
Speaker 3: But this was a miracle for the ages. A happy
Speaker 3: family all asleep and dad with a glass of red
Speaker 3: in hand. Paul Saint, Paul Culbert arise, there is.
Speaker 4: Something funny I find with Gordy as well. When Byank's
Speaker 4: gone out, he's just he's a saying he's a little safe.
Speaker 3: I don't say that yourself.
Speaker 4: No more about not wanting to tell Bianca how good
Speaker 4: he was, because he actually even said to me the
Speaker 4: last time I did, it's like should we go to
Speaker 4: sleep now, which he says to be I.
Speaker 3: Mean maybe in I must have done I don't know,
Speaker 3: maybe nine or ten in my years of school runs
Speaker 3: in the morning when Sarah, because I've always been doing
Speaker 3: breakfast radio and so they would always say, oh my god.
Speaker 3: When Dad did it the other week, it was we
Speaker 3: got that early. I'm always earlier, and we've got that
Speaker 3: a early with that bit was crap, but it was
Speaker 3: very calm and just a simmering like there's poor woman
Speaker 3: who's done it forever for years and years and years
Speaker 3: and years, tears and tantrums, and I just perchance because
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm not to me. It was all like
Speaker 3: I was up early and everything was done because it
Speaker 3: was novelty. Years of doing that, I'm not the same
Speaker 3: guy doing that. You are a one hit wonder. Please
Speaker 3: and also now you starts to sound at the universe.
Speaker 3: We'll go okay, buddy, let's just give you a little
Speaker 3: test this week. Let's go to Carly now morning, Christian,
Speaker 3: I was putting into my driveway at five to nine
Speaker 3: yesterday morning when I heard you talking about modern day Saints.
Speaker 3: It seemed appropriate because every day I managed to get
Speaker 3: both kids to kinder and to school and be back
Speaker 3: to start work at nine am. I deal with loss clothes,
Speaker 3: extra toys, bumpy socks that need to be changed, and
Speaker 3: whatever else the kids decide to throw at me. Every
Speaker 3: single morning we navigate caut at school traffic, having to
Speaker 3: park a five minute walk from the kinder then a
Speaker 3: manic ten minute drive to the school to drop the
Speaker 3: elder one off. Some morning, she is lucky if I
Speaker 3: fully stop the car before pushing her out. Drop and roll, kids,
Speaker 3: drop and roll. And yet every day, by some miracle,
Speaker 3: I managed to get home to log onto the work
Speaker 3: by nine a m. Saint Carlyly definitely Michelle. Good morning Michelle,
Speaker 3: Good morning Christian, Pats and Jack.
Speaker 11: How are you all?
Speaker 3: Well? Well, we're ready hopefully can annoys you what every
Speaker 3: day miracle have you done? Michelle?
Speaker 6: I will be your saint of finding things. So I
Speaker 6: was away in Brisbane on an acupuncture conference, and you know,
Speaker 6: my family was here in Melbourne and they called me
Speaker 6: up and said, Mum, we can't find the youngest wan
Speaker 6: school trousers. And I said, look under the couch and
Speaker 6: I've gone what I said, just look under the couch
Speaker 6: and there they were. And they said how did you know.
Speaker 3: They were there?
Speaker 6: And I said, well, I put them on the couch
Speaker 6: ironed before I left and said put them away. And
Speaker 6: I assumed that therefore that wasn't done. So when the
Speaker 6: dog gets zoomies and runs up to the front door
Speaker 6: and then back down to the back of the house
Speaker 6: jumps on the couch, she would have knocked them off.
Speaker 3: And then on the second this is level Mummy, you
Speaker 3: are saint Michelle. This is incredible, the patient saint of
Speaker 3: finding trousers.
Speaker 4: My mother was always the same, just the Nora of
Speaker 4: where everything is in the.
Speaker 3: Right, the keeper of the knowledge. Have you looked and
Speaker 3: you go. Saint Michele, lovely to speak to you. Okay,
Speaker 3: thanks for calling in, Thank you so much.
Speaker 12: Have a great day.
Speaker 3: If I have to lose anything. Now I'm calling Saint Michel's.
Speaker 3: Do you know my my trousers are? Catherine? Good morning, Oh,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 11: I am Saint Catherine of the data transfer from your
Speaker 11: old phone to your new phone.
Speaker 3: Wow, a very modern day, Saint.
Speaker 11: Ye, super modern, super modern. Because I'm in my sixties.
Speaker 11: I changed my phone every ten years, whether I need
Speaker 11: to or not. And the last time I had to
Speaker 11: sit next to the optics girl and she had to
Speaker 11: talk me through the whole thing. We moved the SIM
Speaker 11: card and I lost half my daughter and a lot
Speaker 11: of my photos. I was really upset. So this time
Speaker 11: I bought a new phone, this s twenty five, and
Speaker 11: I sat down and I followed the instructions and I
Speaker 11: sat my old phone next to my new phone and
Speaker 11: it transfer.
Speaker 3: Funny, Wow, Saint Catherine of day to transfer. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: you're right. It's a really nervous modern moment, isn't it.
Speaker 3: When you're like, please transfer jump from one phone to
Speaker 3: the other.
Speaker 1: Photos.
Speaker 11: You don't want to have to get on new apps,
Speaker 11: and I always.
Speaker 3: Hope that the new phone goes for the old phone
Speaker 3: goes to the new phone. Hey, listen, these are all
Speaker 3: the passwords as well, because then there's nothing worse with
Speaker 3: the new phone when you go like, god, damn it,
Speaker 3: I've got to click on about eighteen different remember password
Speaker 3: links now or set new password. Saint Katherine, thank you
Speaker 3: very much for calling in.
Speaker 11: Oh pleasure?
Speaker 1: Bye?
Speaker 3: All right, So do you want sainting colder now? Well?
Speaker 3: Every day miracle? Have you performed.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast?
Speaker 3: One of the producers ran in and said, Patsy hows
Speaker 3: got a pig story. If you need to go to her,
Speaker 3: you know we've got fire. We are holding fire right now. Guys,
Speaker 3: rest assured, do not touch that dial. We've got you covered,
Speaker 3: all right, sure the next forty minutes. Then the most
Speaker 3: what number you need in your life is nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three. That's our phone number
Speaker 3: where you can be part of the show this morning
Speaker 3: and share your stories and not one, not two three
Speaker 3: ways up for grabs one thousand dollars for the best
Speaker 3: story as soon as we hear it. Thanks to Mercedes
Speaker 3: Benz Berrick today. Have you got a store about a
Speaker 3: mix up? Might be the wrong venue or the right venue,
Speaker 3: but just a wrong date. Some friends of mine were
Speaker 3: telling me over the weekend they went to the wrong
Speaker 3: funeral a couple of weeks ago. And it wasn't one
Speaker 3: of those where there was a photo and they were
Speaker 3: in the front row, like you were uninvited at my
Speaker 3: mother in law's funeral. It's the it's the it's the family, family, family,
Speaker 3: only in the front row. It's the people actually who
Speaker 3: are the next in line to be in the coffee mate,
Speaker 3: it's stretching that six and five frame out. Nothing to
Speaker 3: me like, hey you doing now? You don't not like
Speaker 3: that at a funeral either, Hey, I see Jackie. Postman here,
Speaker 3: postman here, I see you at the wait Is there food?
Speaker 3: Can I validate my parking?
Speaker 4: I didn't get a chair to say hello to you
Speaker 4: before it started.
Speaker 3: Oh I saw you as I got up to do
Speaker 3: the ulogy. Go my god, front row. I'm son in
Speaker 3: law one hundred percent. Anyway, the mix up. My friends
Speaker 3: were in the front row at the funeral. It starts,
Speaker 3: and of course at the funeral, you don't keep looking
Speaker 3: around going hi, well jack does, but other humans you
Speaker 3: don't turn around to check who's coming in, and Going
Speaker 3: comes up doing it. We'll catch it up later on.
Speaker 3: So there's heads down, being respectful to the person they
Speaker 3: thought they were paying their respects to, and about ten
Speaker 3: minutes in they're nut cheese doing to Going. They're saying,
Speaker 3: we're at the wrong funeral, and they waiting on the
Speaker 3: ten minutes to pluck up the courage because they're in
Speaker 3: the front row because it looks like you're coming. You know,
Speaker 3: I like this guy. I want no part of this funeral.
Speaker 3: I can't sit here and put up with this bs anymore.
Speaker 3: But they realized we're now really late for the actual
Speaker 3: actual funeral of the person we're really upset about, so
Speaker 3: they had to excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, and
Speaker 3: head their way out. So we're looking for your stories
Speaker 3: about mix up this Mornings on nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three. Yesterday, I was talking about how
Speaker 3: my wife and I were out for dinner and it
Speaker 3: was chaos at this restaurant, and the guy told me
Speaker 3: that they just had to fire the chef because wait
Speaker 3: for this, he'd been caught for the third time eating
Speaker 3: the cake that guests had brought along for our birthday parties,
Speaker 3: and so it was a three who knew chefs had strikes.
Speaker 3: I mean, make your own cake, you know to do it, mate,
Speaker 3: don't eat amateurs bringing shabbyly homemade cakes in as well.
Speaker 3: So unusual reasons you got fired.
Speaker 4: When I worked at the Melbourne Cup Carnival, which are busy,
Speaker 4: long days. There's only four days.
Speaker 5: I didn't know you were.
Speaker 3: I tell you what we're going to say. If you're
Speaker 3: actually doing a lot of full days in him, what.
Speaker 5: Did you have to do this?
Speaker 4: So we were running back of house, so you run
Speaker 4: and food to the marquees so that all the fancy
Speaker 4: people will get the belt drink. So you're busy running
Speaker 4: back and forth all day. Can't afford to lose a
Speaker 4: team member. We had one guy get fired because he
Speaker 4: left midway through the day to get a haircut.
Speaker 3: You are kidding, and that person is on the show
Speaker 3: right now is here? Isn't it all right? Unusual reason
Speaker 3: we're getting fired? Nine four one four one oh four three?
Speaker 3: And then you want to know why Patsy's prime with
Speaker 3: the pig story, your pig stories, It is related to
Speaker 3: the time waste In about half an hour's time your
Speaker 3: pig stories. If you've got a pig story, we'll be
Speaker 3: on to hear it this morning. Nine four one four
Speaker 3: one oh four three. Patsy, what is it?
Speaker 7: Well, my mum grew up on a farm and they
Speaker 7: had pigs and one of the piglets got out and
Speaker 7: my pa, so there.
Speaker 5: Was mum's one of eight girls, no boys. So and
Speaker 5: because mum was one.
Speaker 7: Of the eldest, par had called out to her, listen,
Speaker 7: can you come over help me get this pig in. So, anyway,
Speaker 7: Mum managed to usher it into its pen, and as
Speaker 7: my Pa opened the gate to let it in, he
Speaker 7: sort of, you know, got his foot in you go in,
Speaker 7: you go, and accidentally kicked the fence post and broke
Speaker 7: his toe. Anyway, he was so embarrassed about the fact
Speaker 7: that he'd broken his toe that when he went to
Speaker 7: the GP he said that he'd like tripped over. Could
Speaker 7: not admit it that he was trying to get the
Speaker 7: pig back into the pen, which is.
Speaker 4: I think it's calmer. I think he was trying to
Speaker 4: kick that pig.
Speaker 5: No, not at all, wasn't like that.
Speaker 3: Thank you, kay for the cham Have you heard it?
Speaker 3: Have you heard it? It's what about potential animal cruelty? Anyway,
Speaker 3: have you got a pig story? Four? Three? And also,
Speaker 3: hell do we get the sound effect? This sounds like
Speaker 3: command is making pigs into the producers. It's just a
Speaker 3: guy pretending to be a pig, isn't it? Is it huggy? Anyway,
Speaker 3: everything's ready, We just need your pig stories.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show lines are open now. We're taking your calls.
Speaker 3: Your story is about mix ups, unusual firings, and pig stories.
Speaker 3: I don't moment one of these. It's overtaken the others,
Speaker 3: and shame to say you're can be hearing a lot
Speaker 3: of pig stories there are who needs to be found?
Speaker 3: Did any of us know there are so many people
Speaker 3: out there with pig stories? Been doyne one day for
Speaker 3: a radio show to finally say, have you got a
Speaker 3: pig story? Because turns out a lot of you have. Matt,
Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, Christian. How are we I'm good Matt,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. So you're first up today. Your
Speaker 3: pig story?
Speaker 10: Yeah, So, my sister in law was dating a guy
Speaker 10: that had a fully grown pig that was a residential property.
Speaker 10: He used to sleep with this pig, and she gave
Speaker 10: him an aultivative eventually to say, you've got to get
Speaker 10: rid of the pig or else it's I'm going Eventually
Speaker 10: the piece.
Speaker 3: Channel nine or Channel seven shows is a pig or me.
Speaker 7: Much?
Speaker 10: The peak eventually passed away. Unfortunately, the big name was right.
Speaker 3: That we know probably that pig off as well that
Speaker 3: that new girlfriend. If you asked me first to be
Speaker 3: arrested and a branded.
Speaker 10: Then he decided to get two more pigs, which was
Speaker 10: handsolt crackle, and decided to watch them on the phone
Speaker 10: while we would be sitting on the beach.
Speaker 4: The pigs are multiplying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, money, he really loved those pigs, didn't he.
Speaker 10: Hey, he did so much that Mike Bernie's mountain dog
Speaker 10: would bark at bark every time he came near the
Speaker 10: house because he could smell like a pig.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing yeah, yeah, they smell the bacon. Yeah. And
Speaker 3: what happened to the relationship. They're still together, no longer together? Yeah,
Speaker 3: not really surprised. The red flags were there, pink piggy flags. Actually, Matt,
Speaker 3: thank you very much, you got mate the show.
Speaker 13: Tracy, good morning, how are you all.
Speaker 3: Good pig story.
Speaker 13: Yes, friends of ours actually had a piglet and it
Speaker 13: grew up to a big pig. Everyone in Horsham knew
Speaker 13: this pig and the pig got out and so they
Speaker 13: put it on social media. Olivia has gone missing, massive
Speaker 13: big thing, and all of a sudden somebody found the
Speaker 13: pig and the police had to bring it home in
Speaker 13: the back of a TV van.
Speaker 3: Big old things to pick up as well.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, the newspaper was there when they actually delivered
Speaker 13: the pig back to the house, and the headline on
Speaker 13: the newspaper was bringing home the bacon.
Speaker 3: Of course, that is a classic, great local newspaper headline,
Speaker 3: right there, Tracy, Thank you very much your story. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Everyone in Horsham knew that pig. Have we got you? Karen?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Karen, good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, welcome to show. So pig story.
Speaker 9: No, it's not a pig story, it's a pix up story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. Balance in the universe is restored.
Speaker 9: Yes, okay, So my mix up story was when I
Speaker 9: was in grade three, we had bookweek and the athletics
Speaker 9: trial all in the same week. I had told none
Speaker 9: of the days that I thought it was all happening,
Speaker 9: and she made my costume for book Week, and she
Speaker 9: kept saying are you sure? And I said yes, And
Speaker 9: it turns out I've got the days wrong. I had
Speaker 9: to I went dress for book Week on the actual
Speaker 9: day that it was the athletics tryout, and so I
Speaker 9: had to go dressed as a clown with the wig,
Speaker 9: the whole kitten kerverrdle face, makeup the works burger and
Speaker 9: do the trial for one hundred meters dash.
Speaker 3: They should do this Olympics system. Mix it up. You've
Speaker 3: got to go and fancy dress. Yeah.
Speaker 9: The school principle came out to watch. He was Wetney's
Speaker 9: pets at the finish line. Yeah, it was just one
Speaker 9: of those things.
Speaker 3: Karen, thank you very much. The stories coming known for
Speaker 3: one four one o four three. Then your pig stories.
Speaker 3: We're getting loads of those mix ups and unusual firings.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.
Speaker 3: We're looking at stories about unusual reasons to get fired.
Speaker 3: Your story is about mix ups and pig stories. Nine
Speaker 3: four one for one oh four three. Darcy, good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning to you as well.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good dance you welcome to the show. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much for calling us.
Speaker 12: That's okay, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: Okay, please we need the pig story.
Speaker 12: Of course. So I grew up in a small country
Speaker 12: town and when I was about eleven or twelve, my
Speaker 12: best friend thought it would be a great idea to
Speaker 12: steal her mom's credit card and buy a teacup pig
Speaker 12: off eBay, or what she thought was a teacup pig.
Speaker 12: Sure enough, a few weeks later, when her mum had
Speaker 12: realized that credit card has been charged and the pig
Speaker 12: rocked up at the front door, everyone was a bit confused.
Speaker 3: The semester, what you said? The pig rocked up at
Speaker 3: the door like it was banging the door with its
Speaker 3: snout and went, hello, you've ordered me? Think bloody ages
Speaker 3: to get here? Trains are all screwed up, and to
Speaker 3: get one of those a place on bus services? Where's
Speaker 3: the sty.
Speaker 12: Pretty much how it happened, yeah, basically, but essentially the
Speaker 12: pig was not a teacup pig.
Speaker 3: It was a full grown natural pig.
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, yeah, grew to be quite large in fact,
Speaker 12: and her mum ended up kicking her out into the
Speaker 12: back shed, which they can.
Speaker 3: Be because that's a bit.
Speaker 4: Mistake.
Speaker 3: These kids, after and the punishment living in a start
Speaker 3: for a year, they converted it to her bedroom.
Speaker 12: Not too worriedus, okay, okay, and she shared it with
Speaker 12: Albert the pig.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the daughter really was. I thought it
Speaker 3: was a misunderstanding, but no, so she had to then
Speaker 3: live with the pig in the bedroom.
Speaker 12: She she did.
Speaker 3: She faced, really have got to face physically the pigs
Speaker 3: now face the book. Last thing is see it at night,
Speaker 3: Perston in the morning, your mistake. Wow, that is some story.
Speaker 3: Maybe tomorrow we talk about extreme punishments. That is Darcy,
Speaker 3: great story. Thank you very much for sharing it this morn.
Speaker 3: Let's get a Victoria now. Good morning, Victoria, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: Good morning Victor. Off you go. You've got a story
Speaker 3: that about him.
Speaker 8: Up, Yes, I do.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 8: It's probably about twenty five years ago, you know, back
Speaker 8: in the day of the nock. Your phone and from
Speaker 8: the very early in the morning, about six o'clock, my
Speaker 8: phone started ringing, and I was kidding these very unusual
Speaker 8: calls and questions about myself. But these calls just kept
Speaker 8: coming all day long. So there could have been twenty
Speaker 8: or thirty calls. And what I discovered is that someone
Speaker 8: in another state had accidentally popped my number down for
Speaker 8: some special adult services. So I ended up getting these unusual,
Speaker 8: unusual calls.
Speaker 4: And so he's an honest mistake, not like not someone
Speaker 4: trying to prank you.
Speaker 3: Is the idea of a prank, watch watch out passy
Speaker 3: if you're getting boards. Jackiet Boys done one of his
Speaker 3: hook of pranks again I know, is that Christian man
Speaker 3: escort Jack?
Speaker 8: That guy I thought someone like this was back in
Speaker 8: the trading post. Is what I discovered. That someone I mean,
Speaker 8: I imagine it's just popped one wrong digiting when the
Speaker 8: ad was placed and h and I got the call.
Speaker 8: So the lady which I would say, the lady of
Speaker 8: the day and not the lady of the night, because
Speaker 8: the calls were coming, you know, thinking fast all day long.
Speaker 3: I've never heard the phrase a lady of the day.
Speaker 3: A woman of the night, yes, but not a lady
Speaker 3: of the day. These are obviously horny daytime people. You know,
Speaker 3: a mid morning to night.
Speaker 4: Six am is the first call.
Speaker 8: That's the news agency.
Speaker 3: It's like getting your work out him before work, isn't it.
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 8: Well, in the end, I left me at the phone
Speaker 8: at the on the on a desk in the office,
Speaker 8: because everyone knew what was happening, and anyone, you know,
Speaker 8: was welcome to go and answer the phone as these
Speaker 8: people were just calling all day long.
Speaker 4: Did you have to change your number?
Speaker 8: Well, no, I guess I'm not quite sure how often
Speaker 8: the trading post came out back then, but it did
Speaker 8: die off, I suppose so, But yeah, I guess you
Speaker 8: lost down a lot of business.
Speaker 3: All right, Victoria, thank you very much, the story very funny.
Speaker 3: Thanks for shoving anyway.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Debbie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 14: Hi, how you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm good. She's got to still about a mix up, Debbie.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I had a big mix up. That was
Speaker 14: my cousin's big Macedonian wedding on the other side of
Speaker 14: town to where we lived.
Speaker 1: So we had quite a hike.
Speaker 14: To get there, and I had my parents and brothers
Speaker 14: coming down from the country. So we're heading over in
Speaker 14: a big convoy. But it was daylight savings the night before,
Speaker 14: so instead of putting the crop forward, I put it back,
Speaker 14: So we ended up getting a call on the way
Speaker 14: to the wedding.
Speaker 1: Where are you? Where are you? Well, we're on our way.
Speaker 1: We're sort of halfway there there. Then they go, well, the.
Speaker 14: Ceremony is finished, it's over.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god, that's a clock changed the
Speaker 3: wrong way as well.
Speaker 4: Ye can build one thing, but you've got a two.
Speaker 3: Hours exactly awful.
Speaker 14: I've got mom and dad follow me, and mind you,
Speaker 14: it was back before your mobile phones twenty years ago
Speaker 14: changed the time. So yeah, they're ringing, and got mom
Speaker 14: and dad following me, the brothers after that, the big
Speaker 14: convoy to the wedding.
Speaker 3: So finally.
Speaker 14: We finally get there. We're meeting at a pub after
Speaker 14: the ceremony, and then before the reception. I walk in
Speaker 14: the pub and everyone's Big Ben's here. Big Ben's here.
Speaker 14: So that's stuck for twenty years.
Speaker 1: I'll never live that down.
Speaker 3: No, No, such a devastating anyone from now. No, you
Speaker 3: never for me once and then you arrived and they're
Speaker 3: now married, happily married, aren't they.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, they're happily married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Big Ben.
Speaker 3: Choke that one around, lightly, gotcha, all right, Big Ben?
Speaker 3: Debbie again, Debbie, thank you very much, your story mate,
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 14: Okay, you two.
Speaker 3: Thanks Kathy, good morning, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning Jackie, Pat jack how are you this morning?
Speaker 3: The whole family, And let me get this pig story.
Speaker 1: Yes it is a pig story. Yeah, it's a really funny.
Speaker 1: It was funny at the time. I worked at the
Speaker 1: Victorian Animal Aid back in the day and we had
Speaker 1: a beautiful pig there called Priscilla, and she was absolutely huge.
Speaker 1: She was gorgeous. We all loved her. Anyway, one day
Speaker 1: the police decided they were actually chasing a criminal across
Speaker 1: the paddocks and basically they jumped into her paddock, which
Speaker 1: she went into pursuit of the police, and the police
Speaker 1: ended up basically not She ran interference against the criminal
Speaker 1: and the police jumped back out of the paddicle.
Speaker 3: They are really dangerous. They attack humans and kill them.
Speaker 1: Well, she wasn't. She would have been wanting the atte
Speaker 1: She loves people, but they didn't know that and they
Speaker 1: basically into the opposite direction.
Speaker 3: How much do we really want this guy, you know?
Speaker 3: A criminal? Exactly right, Kathy, great story, Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for sharing it today.
Speaker 1: Have a good day, okay bye.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: The Way You Live your life is a curious thing
Speaker 3: to me. Fast and loose with the car insurance. I
Speaker 3: just said to Jack, hey, maybe it's Tuesday.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: We do three time a Tuesday. The bonus one is
Speaker 3: always a different animal each week. Next week it might
Speaker 3: be our I just worry that they're going to take over.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, call the one thousand with a bloody
Speaker 3: owl's story. How many owl stories you think we're going
Speaker 3: to get next week?
Speaker 4: I felt the saturation of pigs was maybe too high.
Speaker 3: We got to peak penetration today. But fast and loose
Speaker 3: with that car insurance. This guy, I won't oh too
Speaker 3: many our stories. Oh see, I'm calling it now. They're
Speaker 3: red alarms. We're at show Noble Radio here. But you
Speaker 3: get ready with those ol stories, start kicking the doors
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Speaker 3: looking for your big songs on National Bacon Day. Pigs
Speaker 3: have topped the most Intelligent Farm Animal Power rankings. We
Speaker 3: love power rankings on this show. So pigs are at
Speaker 3: number one. Okay, the intelligence of a pig is so
Speaker 3: that a four years old. Four year olds are apex smarts,
Speaker 3: are they? No?
Speaker 4: I mean I've got a three year old, so he's
Speaker 4: not even smarter than a pig at the moment.
Speaker 3: What else? What are the other four animals in the
Speaker 3: power rankings for smarts?
Speaker 4: Dolphins?
Speaker 3: Farm dolphins are smart though, I love those regional farms.
Speaker 3: Poor old dolphin.
Speaker 7: They're just in the paddic I reckon horses would be
Speaker 7: up there because they can, like you know, know the
Speaker 7: way and without.
Speaker 3: Being sh no, no, no, no, to be fair, you're right.
Speaker 3: You ever lost, you simply go up to a horse
Speaker 3: and go, excuse me, do you know where the post
Speaker 3: office is?
Speaker 7: But like you know, my mum used to ride a
Speaker 7: horse to school. She didn't know where she was going.
Speaker 3: The horse sat nay yea. Horses at number five very
Speaker 3: gifted with directions and remembering roots.
Speaker 5: No go to stupid They get up trees.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a goat up a tree. Tomorrow, call
Speaker 3: in if you've ever. We won't get a single course
Speaker 3: in a goat upper tree, up the trees, get up.
Speaker 5: They'll climb anything. They can't climb up a tree, Yes
Speaker 5: they can.
Speaker 3: It is the six am tomorrow. Cinner's doors open. Ever
Speaker 3: seen a goat up a tree? Go to at number three?
Speaker 3: They can apparently, if you got the storm, can figure
Speaker 3: out simple puzzles two plus two stuff like that. You
Speaker 3: know chickens are at number four. They can recognize up.
Speaker 3: This is made up one hundred faces. What mind you
Speaker 3: know he's still going strong. He's got one hundred and one.
Speaker 3: Now there's kofn forming you and Secretary General.
Speaker 7: Cows that have to be in there. They know when
Speaker 7: to go and get milked. Like they'll start walking towards
Speaker 7: a dairy.
Speaker 4: She's the only one who grew up on a far.
Speaker 3: I know, we hear about it.
Speaker 11: Jack.
Speaker 3: Why don't you get up there? Towny? Cows can navigate
Speaker 3: complex mazes. All right, we're looking for your pig songs.
Speaker 3: What are the other pigs listening to? Run to you?
Speaker 3: Gold rashes to rashes, that's gold plus pretty sty for
Speaker 3: a white guy, Gold, Stive the Tiger, Silver, normal sty
Speaker 3: ones and you make me squeal like a natural woman. Yes,
Speaker 3: go up a tree, Jackie boy, What have you got?
Speaker 3: Pig songs? Getting piggy with its gold straight into.
Speaker 4: Them boor in the Usa? Also a gold, better be
Speaker 4: ham soon, silver and twist and snow.
Speaker 3: That's a gold.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Time Way today we're looking for your pig songs. Best
Speaker 3: in show double bass to go to Beatle Juice and
Speaker 3: musical tickets are on sound now. It starts a Regent
Speaker 3: Theater seventh of May. All right, a lot of texts
Speaker 3: coming in today for pig songs. You ready jack your
Speaker 3: boye Lady Gaga, bore this way, Gold only one, Lena Richie,
Speaker 3: we'd ham you ham me Silver, red red swine gold,
Speaker 3: what unpicked pig let it be piglet, Sylvie, Anthony Achy
Speaker 3: Bacon hearts gold, a sty is born Silver, You made
Speaker 3: me want a snout silver plus pork this way instead
Speaker 3: of walk this way Gold, I want to hold your
Speaker 3: ham gold, bore heat, bah No, this is doubler boor
Speaker 3: Hammy and rhapsody Gold, Well done, Sue, can you squeal
Speaker 3: the Love Tonight Silver Sweet Chilt of Swine gold zz
Speaker 3: Top with Shart tressed Ham Bronze, Pump Up the Ham
Speaker 3: Gold Murder on the dance Ball Gold Laura, that's very good.
Speaker 3: Oint Town Funk instead of Uptown five point and offspring.
Speaker 3: Stay together for the pigs, Still stay together for the kids.
Speaker 3: Really good.
Speaker 4: I think that's the word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really okay? Everyone else a giant question mark, maybe
Speaker 3: call it down. And this is the guy worried about
Speaker 3: too many our stories.
Speaker 4: Winner, stay together for the pig.
Speaker 3: Oh my word, wow, Okay, that is you, Raymond Stokes.
Speaker 2: You have to beat or juice the musical The Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: A lot of big canes would have been chucked around
Speaker 3: and bandied around on today's show. One of them is
Speaker 3: the tom. It's a common thing to see it go
Speaker 3: up a tree. Not my words, not jiank post words,
Speaker 3: your friend, our friend, Double Acra winning news Reader of
Speaker 3: the Year, Patrina Jones. So you've seen this yourself passed.
Speaker 5: I have stand by my claims.
Speaker 3: So a common thing to see a goat up a tree.
Speaker 7: They will climb anything you put it on the ground,
Speaker 7: on the ground, they.
Speaker 3: Will climb it. And have fun with it. They are house.
Speaker 3: It's like their own little gym, right, Okay, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I'd like to investigate further before just taking it as fact.
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one four three sinago up a tree.
Speaker 3: I there's someone online right now, Kelly. Yes, Kelly, Sina,
Speaker 3: go up a tree. I've seen quite a few guys
Speaker 3: up one tree. Yes.
Speaker 1: Where where just hang in there?
Speaker 13: Well, I was heading back from Adelaide to Queensland.
Speaker 2: Decided which I through Broken Hill this time?
Speaker 8: So we trammed the long state of Broken Hill.
Speaker 3: Hit out.
Speaker 12: Seeing the sign be careful of goats.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh what goat?
Speaker 3: An actual sign be careful of goats?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then I'm up a bit along with them.
Speaker 1: Look to me right then this goats upper tree. Said
Speaker 1: to my husband, look at the goats there, upper tree.
Speaker 3: You got to look. Someone said that here. Okay, I'm bloody.
Speaker 7: And coats and I'm like, yeah, look a tree.
Speaker 3: Goats, coats, goats, goats upper tree one.
Speaker 12: There was just hanging around.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it was just hanging there.
Speaker 1: A couple of them were munching away on the on
Speaker 1: the tree.
Speaker 13: Wasn't much left of the tree.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: Kenny, thank you very much for your witness account. Maybe
Speaker 3: it was just a one off. Will I get no more?
Speaker 3: I get ten? I will take back my words on
Speaker 3: tomorrow show that right. Nine nine goats trees, don't don't worry,
Speaker 3: we won't be overrun by them, Jack, there will be
Speaker 3: no more. That was just some crazy lady calling in there.
Speaker 2: We all heard it, but Christian O'Connell's podcast