WEBVTT - FULL: Infestation Station 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything dead. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:06.840 Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.200 Jack Post has arrived on the show today. A world 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.080 of pain because you are in the world that I've 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:15.960 been in for the last six months. In our pantry, 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.520 you have resident weevil? 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:19.200 Do you still have weavils? 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.520 They? I reckon, We've gone full trump on them. There's 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.520 been a mass deportation. I'm swatting them in the middle 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.040 of the night and marched them out there. Ninety of 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:29.040 them have been dealt with. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:30.680 Well, I said to my wife, I said, you know 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.080 where this is from? O'Connell. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:36.080 Sorry, I've borne them into the studio of them, yeah, 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:40.479 like nitch' sorry, I've taken them from bayside and now 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:41.239 you've moved them. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:46.720 So we're day one, which yesterday was all and everything brains, 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:54.200 tree of seeds, almost nuts that your boy, thankfully. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.400 Yeah, you're right, the rice and the pastor all has 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:56.720 to go. 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.120 And when I was doing so, I was opening up 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.800 every bag and I was like, this one's fine, and 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:02.880 because like no, you gotta really. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.360 Get in there. This was literally the conversation with my 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.080 wife and I, so much so that my wife googled 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.920 the difference between male and female optic nerves because she's like, 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.440 I don't see how you can't see this. She goes, 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:14.920 this is your idea of looking at stuff. It's like 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.880 a surface level quick side to side because you've got 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:19.040 to really pair in there. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.319 But I didn't know they were so tiny. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.920 Micros really yeah, microscopic. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.520 I don't know the size of a fly. And we'd go, oh, 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.240 well there's one there, but there that's an affect. These 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.880 are tiny, tiny little things. So you're amost smaller than 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:34.480 a pinhead. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.800 You literally rub it, rub between thumb fore finger. You 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:38.119 can take out about four or five of them. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.000 Yeah, you could be aiding them and diet. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.119 Really yes, yeah, where we were, that's the thing. They 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.480 get into your food and once you know. And so 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.000 if you got those jars now that are sailable because 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.760 if you don't put it on one hundred percent, those 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.200 sealable jars we all have, they get in there. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:55.480 We have so small we had them in the sellable jars. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.360 I guess how are syllable enough? 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.240 No, So what happens then my wife has become some 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.840 kind of jar warden where in the middle of a 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.200 TV she go, oh my god, this is you have 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:08.480 not sealed this correctly. You remember watching White Lotus and 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:10.959 I'm made to go and confront my crime in the pantry. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.920 Come in here. It is you opening up the ormonds 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.880 and it's ninety eight percent sealed. But they're so small, 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:18.880 they're getting the tiniest millimeters imagine. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.280 So what else do we have to do? We took 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.000 every trap, the traps. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:28.200 Ye, I've got photos of how these traps work that 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.520 my wife send me throughout the day. It's our kind 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.360 of sex thing. These traps are kind of like double 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.440 sided sticky. It's a triangle and on the base is 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.519 this real sticky stick stuff. Okay, and it they love 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.640 the sticky stick stuff. They must think it's like toffee 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.840 or syrup. But wait, guys, it's a trap, okay. And 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.000 so it collects hundreds of them. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.080 Oh but doesn't that make me think that there's one 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:49.720 hundred summer. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.280 Yeah, but rather that than it draws them all out. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.400 They're already in there. So you need the traps. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.240 You get them from Bunnings, and then do we is 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.680 it safe to start putting stuff back in the pantry to. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:02.320 Make sure it's sealed up real type, it's like a 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.920 submarine that you've got to do all the all the 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.520 windows and pork culluses have got to be sealed up 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:07.720 in that. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.560 So, yes, that was actually googling what are the best sealed, 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:12.679 the most sealed. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.920 Get yourself down to Kmart, get those anchor. Patsy's your 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:16.800 woman asks Patsy. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:18.920 Yes, lots to choose from. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.440 But you don't have never had a weavil problem? Pats touch? 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:22.560 Would No? I haven't touch? 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:23.120 Would? Please? 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:23.679 Do you need to? 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:25.919 People do this? Move where they go? They touch the head? 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:26.600 Don't they touch? 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.160 We have know what we're looking at getting is those 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.960 real old people jars which glass and then they have 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.880 a middle class. Oh wow, really like class. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:42.520 Yes, you want to protect that pasta don't you seal 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:43.440 the past. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.520 Because they were getting into the seals that we had. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.120 They were getting what we had were those sort of 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.520 you know, the cheap o't plastic one last ones with 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:51.720 that little sort of stopper. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.560 But I've gone, yeah they can get because. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.720 You probably see it correctly. Iron a rush when I'm 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.920 going there will still leave like a little tiny egg 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.280 app in there was. Now you've got to really hammer 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.920 it down with your fist budding on there. So yeah, 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.840 go to Buddings today and get the triangular traps. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.240 I can't believe this has been a six month problem. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.920 Yes, yeah, want that. They really don't want to leave 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.599 either because they failed like a constant food source. 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.440 Yeah, well they have a whole society in there. 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.880 Yes. Yes, you've got to get tough on them, Jackie Boy, 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:27.320 Get the traps. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian O'Connell Show. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.280 Have all the roomors in your house? I reckon the pantry. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.800 You talk more about pantry organization and maintenance, and I 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.599 think any other room in the house. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.479 His favorite thing? Do you still use Pinterest ever? 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.560 Oh my god, my wife yeah, absolutely, Yeah. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.720 Favorite thing on Pinterest is well organized. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.040 Say my wife. Yeah, it's like a kind of pawn. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.960 To my wife, she go, now look at this, Chris. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:54.200 Doesn't it make you feel internally relaxed when you look 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.200 at that? I'm like, not really, It's like the effort 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.159 that would take to keep it like that makes you 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:02.200 feel really stressed that there's some guy being shouted at 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.960 that he can't ever live up to that image. 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.719 I can't believe how expensive these latchable jars are that 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:09.680 we need to keep them. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:13.120 So you're talking about the glass ones with a metallic clasp. 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.440 Yeah, and they have a seal underneath the lids so 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.080 that the air tight. You put those underwater and no 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.680 water would drip in. But if you're going to do 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:25.760 your whole pantry like that pasta's rice, grain seeds, nuts, 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.000 cheer seeds, it costs you too much money. That's going 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:32.320 to be cheer seeds. I bought a five kilogram bags. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.919 You actually need an intervention. Even if you had a 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:40.960 million separate cheer seeds tops that ways thrown grams. Were 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:42.920 you worried about No one wants your cheer seeds? Okay, 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:47.280 they're widely available in every supermarket. Eggs shortage, Yeah, cheer seeds. Yeah, 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:48.560 there's tons of yourself. Mate. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.520 It's so expensive though, so you have to buy and bolt. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.320 To Really what you do with them? Are you making 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.120 them into an unpleasant breakfast for somebody? 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.960 I have them for breakfast this morning. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.680 It's not the stuff you chuck in that shake, is it. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.720 They're in nice smoothie them on Greek yoga this morning. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:03.520 Aren't they superfood? 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:04.640 They are? They are? 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:04.960 They? 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.200 They were because I got into cheers seats a couple 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.320 years ago because there was an Instagram adver and it 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:14.240 simply says foods food of the Aztec gods. And I 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:18.480 was like, that's me. I am one of the modern 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:23.640 ass tech gods. Whatever the Aztec gods had and I need. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.120 The Aztecs were healthy. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.400 And also super productive. Look are all those buildings, the pyramids, 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.279 the temples. You know that's I need the diet of 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.080 the Aztec gods, and you obviously are now getting the 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.360 foods of the aztecians. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.120 So I opened the five kilo grand bag of cheers seeds. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.200 I didn't want to admit there was weavels in there, 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:41.880 so I said it. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.960 Was you're harboring weavils. 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:46.880 Actually, I guess I was trying to get you're a 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.839 weavil harborer because I couldn't see them, But said the 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:51.400 other thing you have to. 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.240 Do, I don't worry. They soon leave those cheer seats 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.719 when they work out the zero nutritional value. Guys, guys, 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.600 get out of it empty calories. 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:04.960 Did you also look for invisible webbing? Said you know, yeah, 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.479 is the weavils leave some invisible webbing. So if there's 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.520 geer seeds on the side of the bag or hanging 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.800 from the top. You know that weavels have been in there, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.200 and I tried to say that's just static electricity holding them. 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.120 You're now lying to harm the. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.880 How hard it was to throw away that bag? I 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.040 don't even where did. 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:26.840 You even go and get a five kilo band the 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.480 dark web? You've got to shut this all down, Patsy, 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.560 are you a Monday? Well, by the way, the traps, 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.720 when you get them, make sure it's the ones that 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.160 have got pheromone also on them. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.040 Tracks the weave, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:42.680 A bit crazy. So they're like they always just start. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.560 They don't know quite what's going on. They go into trap. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.920 It's been tainted with a very pleasing pheromone. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.080 Did you freeze anything? Because another thing online was saying 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.240 you can put your cheer seeds, say in the freeze. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:58.880 Don't worry about the you're talking about like it's the 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:03.880 oxygen supply. Oh your your fertilized eggs. Let the cheer 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:04.360 seeds go. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:08.040 It must have cost you eight bucks to get five 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:10.320 good check. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:15.800 Their special hipster cheer seeds, aren't they They've beenvated of 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.320 cashew nuts in the daylight and it was that and 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:21.440 some milk and then there he goes, that's thirty thirty 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:23.520 two dollars, and I went, oh, there must have been a mistake. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.200 This is just two liters of milk and some cashew nuts. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.280 She goes, No, these cashw nuts are twenty two bucks. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.880 I don't want them dollars And I went, how are 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.600 they twenty two dollars? And it was it was about 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.839 not even six inches high. This change is no, these 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.840 are special activated ones. I went, I'll have the unactivated ones, 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.520 and my stomach well to activate them. I jump up 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.080 and down when I'm having these special beats. Perhaps, are 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.640 you are Monday winner or loser? Mate? 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.360 I am a loser because I ordered something for my 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.120 mum online at Christmas time. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:56.800 We gave her a coloring book just for mindfulness, and 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:00.959 she absolutely loves it and a beautiful set of I reckon. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.760 She's used like half. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:05.000 The lead in the pencil. She's going hard at this 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:09.000 book book. It's like we got her a Native Flowers 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.760 one and she loves it and she just sits there 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.400 for hours. Anyway, She's got like two pages left. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.240 She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.120 lovely pleasing image of the. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:21.920 Coloring in She really has taken to it anyway. She said, listen, 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.560 I've burned through this book. Can you please order me 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.760 another one? I said, you know, worries. Excuse me? 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.640 So I just googled adult coloring books because they're actually 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:33.079 quite hard to get right. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:38.720 Well, what's this man doing to that lady? And this one? 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.120 I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:42.880 trowel work? 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.000 It arrived yesterday. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:49.120 What's happening down this anyway with these guys? 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:53.760 It arrived yesterday and I got a very panicked phone 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.840 call from my mother, my eighty one. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:10:00.160 Year Can you get me another ten? I both all 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.120 the lead in my pencil. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.959 She goes, what have you sent me? And I said, oh, 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.040 it's there. Don't you love online shopping? 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:07.280 You know? 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.880 Twenty four hours lady got it. I just sent it 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:10.400 straight to her. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.160 She'd some watch this. She'd be getting all those kind 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.360 of one of those adverts targeted ads offering your mum 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:17.520 all kinds of toys. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.120 She said, what you've done is you've sent me some 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:23.160 soft porn. And I said, Mom, come off, and she 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.679 said no, it's very compromising, this coloring book deal, is it? 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.520 Without going into too much, she does what is it? 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:29.839 Is it? 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:33.400 Well, position base, it's a bit of yes, there's position 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:39.040 strategy and a few excited bodybits. And I said, no, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.440 you're joking and she said, I'm serious And she said, 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.120 what will they say it at probus when I take 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.520 that when you go and have coffee. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.960 He doesn't have to take it along. Look at this, ladies. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.760 You ever tried this one, the old iron lotus? 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.360 Wait, so what did the frank when you put it 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.080 in your shopping cart? What did the front cover have 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:56.319 on it? 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.439 Well, it just had like a photo of a beautiful woman, 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:03.800 you know, very artistically no artistic with you know, she 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.040 might have been naked, but she had this beautiful long hand. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:13.320 You've seeing udity. You're gonna it's saying this is what's inside, you. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.719 Know, like the lady in the Clamshow. I guess y 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:17.679 being mistaken that it was. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.120 You're right, a lord of classical artists. They have scantily 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:21.680 ca yeah artists. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.480 And I might have been doing three things at the 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:23.960 same time. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.520 I might have been helping Audrey with the homework and 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:28.840 talking to Chris at the same time and telling the jobs. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:30.600 Some of those images. They were doing three things at 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:31.240 the same time. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.439 The Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.280 Christian to you and Jack, all evils come in all 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.040 the products, So no matter how many seal jars you have, 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:45.040 it won't help any grain products already have them in them, 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.640 flower oats, et cetera. Best in Jack can do is 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.160 put the bags he's right about, like his five kilos 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.599 of Cheersys in the freezer over night. It doesn't know 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.880 the product. It will wipe out the weavils. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.480 Yes, but then you're still eating the carcasses. 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:01.840 That adds a little bit crime, little bit of five. Christian, 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.320 I had an infestation. That's the word you want to 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.559 hear you break for show is an infestation station. It's 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.240 going to be the new big thing Gold will be doing. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.640 This is your infestation station. I had an infestation ten 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:16.240 years ago. But freezing the flower notes I've not had 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:20.600 any more since. That's from Margo Christian Tail Partents. Not 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:24.480 to worry. I accidentally did the same thing, but it 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.440 was a It was an adult word search and it 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.280 was squear words that I sent one to my dad. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.840 He called me a couple of days later, laughing so 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.120 hard and thank me. There was some square words he's 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:40.000 never heard of. A swear word search. What fun for 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:44.720 the old timers? Why not? I'm a Monday losey. Yesterday 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.439 I opened up the mail and there was an invite 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.960 to this gasty new trend of a certain type of 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:58.400 wedding that I believe is called a destination wedding overseas. No, okay, no, 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.120 come on, no, no, it's too much. We shouldn't have 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.199 to go to another country. You go to the country, 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.520 you have your wedding, You send us the photos when 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.199 you come back home. We'll all get together. A destination 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.800 wedding if you've got to go more than if you've 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.040 got to go more than an hour or so, I'm 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.840 not coming our hour and tent. No, I think that's enough. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:19.360 It's too much. Too much. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.280 It depends what the relation is to the bride. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.880 And they're getting married together. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.760 No, but if it's like a you know, a Nissa 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.520 an iphew, most definitely you would go. 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.680 Did that? Did that? Two years ago? We went all 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.280 the way back to the UK for my niece's wedding, 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.280 and that was the right thing to do. 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.679 These are friends, that's. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.920 This is their their friends, and it's the guy and 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.560 it's second time. 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.520 I'll see the age. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.720 If you get an invited wedding, now it's it's normally 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.040 someone who's given it another go, you know, And if 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.240 you've done some work on myself hopefully, then a little 0:13:55.240 --> 0:14:01.680 bit of therapy. There's time. I remember a friend of 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:05.520 mine invited me to his fourth wedding and I was like, wow, Joes, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.520 maybe it's just not right for you because you always 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.600 keet used to blaming the exes, and I went, after 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:12.679 a while, you're gonna want it's probably you're the problem. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.120 If this is the fourth time you're getting married, it 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.080 might be with you. Would you go to a destination 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.040 wedding then for a friend? 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:22.840 Absolutely No, it depends how close it's the hotels. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:24.920 No, but you make a holiday of it. 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.080 Why should I have to build a holiday around your wedding? 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.440 Oh, you know what, don't go, But I don't worry. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:31.560 If it was a close. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.920 Worry, I will not be going. Rest assured. Hopefully this 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.120 is my rs VP. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:37.960 I don't even want to go to a wedding in 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:38.880 the same city. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.920 There is a beloved team member. Are you okay with ye? 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.840 Anyway, it's better just to say I don't love weddings. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.520 I get bored. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.960 Is everything in life. So get this, Patsy. You know 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.920 beautiful Caitlin works on the show. She just mentioned how 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:59.080 she got engaged over Christmas and she was talking about 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.680 the wedding and when it's going to be, and jack 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:04.440 Post didn't leap him with a congratulations. He went, don't 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:10.520 invite me. The room rent real quite immediately. No, Patsy, 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.600 what I did is I know how hard kate. Then 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.320 how do you feel when it When he just went, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.280 don't invite me? I don't like them? 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.280 It was an interesting first response. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:22.200 Yeah, no, firs best response, I am doing a favorite 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:23.400 people when they get. 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:27.200 Well, that was true misery Gus his cheer seeds in 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:28.400 the course when. 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.560 People are doing the guest list is actually really hard, 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:32.840 especially when you come to work colleagues. Should I invite him? 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:33.160 Should I? 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.480 But like you're not happy. 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:38.400 That's how we came across don't invite me. I don't 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:39.120 do not sign on. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.120 Interested in you, I said you if you're having trouble 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:43.960 on the guest list, don't need to invite me because 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.760 I don't love weddings. But if I'm invited. 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.120 But now she can't invite you now because you know 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.600 he hates the idea of you two. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.040 It's really hard now because I'd like he's. 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.600 Made it very he's made it crystal clear. He can't come. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.800 I would be on it. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:03.480 If it's too late, it's expensive, you'd be a we 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:04.600 even at the wedding. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.640 No, no, I'll be happy. I would love to come. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.880 Oh no, no first response, true response, I'm not coming. I 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.080 don't like them. Don't actually said don't. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:17.040 You can't back out of that. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:20.640 It is such a long day. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.280 Oh can you have a turbo one? Can he done 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.440 in half an hour or just quickly after the show's Actually. 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.160 Of all weddings, I like the idea of Catlin's the 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.880 most because she's not having people at the ceremony. We 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:32.360 just go straight to the dinner. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.920 Yeah, it's just a recet. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:39.520 Think it's because you've killed confidences, questioning her choices. Can 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.120 they have they got drive through weddings? They's drive through 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.960 everything here? Can we drive through wedding somewhere out in July? 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.840 And I'd love to come. I would love to come. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:52.480 Will you be getting an invite? Well, it's no. Now 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.480 you're going to get Now, you're going to get bomo 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.320 because and you remember when you did this and you 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.760 did that. I'm not involved in these great stories for. 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:04.280 A lifetime Christian O Connor Show podcast. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.920 Christian, I was in Vegas on a holiday last year. 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.320 You mentioned about can you do a shame? They don't 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.120 have drive through weddings. They do it in Vegas. There 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:17.560 was one we saw that said married within twenty minutes, guaranteed. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:21.240 Now that is a weddy. You could go to twenty minutes, 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:26.359 perfect a quick congratulations afterwards, You're done within thirty minutes. Christian, 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:30.240 are you're responsible for a reluctant earworm that I now 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:33.040 have over the last twenty four hours since hearing yesterday's show. 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:34.960 I wasn't even aware of it until I was out 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.720 walking last night with my wife. She asked what I 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.159 was doing. I said, I don't understand. She said, you're 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:43.720 humming something. I looked at hers strangely. Then I opened 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:46.879 my eyes widely in horor. In horror, I was humming 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:51.920 Lord of the Dance from yesterday's show. Then I read us, God, 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:53.800 I've been doing this all day. I woke up here 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.240 some morning. I didn't have it. You inserted it in there. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:59.160 I tried to shake it off, but lumb behold. Standing 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:02.320 in the show. I'm still doing it, he whispers through 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:05.439 my head. It's not gonna leave. Is this it for life? 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:12.600 You all sorry? This morning I had to google something 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.000 and after a TV show, was watching the last night 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:18.520