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Speaker 1: Got anything dead.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jack Post has arrived on the show today. A world

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Speaker 3: of pain because you are in the world that I've

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Speaker 3: been in for the last six months. In our pantry,

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Speaker 3: you have resident weevil?

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Speaker 4: Do you still have weavils?

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Speaker 3: They? I reckon, We've gone full trump on them. There's

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Speaker 3: been a mass deportation. I'm swatting them in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the night and marched them out there. Ninety of

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Speaker 3: them have been dealt with.

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Speaker 4: Well, I said to my wife, I said, you know

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Speaker 4: where this is from? O'Connell.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I've borne them into the studio of them, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like nitch' sorry, I've taken them from bayside and now

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Speaker 3: you've moved them.

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Speaker 4: So we're day one, which yesterday was all and everything brains,

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Speaker 4: tree of seeds, almost nuts that your boy, thankfully.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, the rice and the pastor all has

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Speaker 3: to go.

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Speaker 4: And when I was doing so, I was opening up

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Speaker 4: every bag and I was like, this one's fine, and

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Speaker 4: because like no, you gotta really.

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Speaker 3: Get in there. This was literally the conversation with my

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Speaker 3: wife and I, so much so that my wife googled

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Speaker 3: the difference between male and female optic nerves because she's like,

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Speaker 3: I don't see how you can't see this. She goes,

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Speaker 3: this is your idea of looking at stuff. It's like

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Speaker 3: a surface level quick side to side because you've got

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Speaker 3: to really pair in there.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't know they were so tiny.

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Speaker 3: Micros really yeah, microscopic.

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Speaker 4: I don't know the size of a fly. And we'd go, oh,

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Speaker 4: well there's one there, but there that's an affect. These

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Speaker 4: are tiny, tiny little things. So you're amost smaller than

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Speaker 4: a pinhead.

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Speaker 3: You literally rub it, rub between thumb fore finger. You

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Speaker 3: can take out about four or five of them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you could be aiding them and diet.

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Speaker 3: Really yes, yeah, where we were, that's the thing. They

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Speaker 3: get into your food and once you know. And so

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Speaker 3: if you got those jars now that are sailable because

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Speaker 3: if you don't put it on one hundred percent, those

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Speaker 3: sealable jars we all have, they get in there.

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Speaker 4: We have so small we had them in the sellable jars.

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Speaker 4: I guess how are syllable enough?

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Speaker 3: No, So what happens then my wife has become some

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Speaker 3: kind of jar warden where in the middle of a

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Speaker 3: TV she go, oh my god, this is you have

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Speaker 3: not sealed this correctly. You remember watching White Lotus and

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Speaker 3: I'm made to go and confront my crime in the pantry.

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Speaker 3: Come in here. It is you opening up the ormonds

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Speaker 3: and it's ninety eight percent sealed. But they're so small,

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Speaker 3: they're getting the tiniest millimeters imagine.

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Speaker 4: So what else do we have to do? We took

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Speaker 4: every trap, the traps.

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Speaker 3: Ye, I've got photos of how these traps work that

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Speaker 3: my wife send me throughout the day. It's our kind

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Speaker 3: of sex thing. These traps are kind of like double

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Speaker 3: sided sticky. It's a triangle and on the base is

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Speaker 3: this real sticky stick stuff. Okay, and it they love

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Speaker 3: the sticky stick stuff. They must think it's like toffee

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Speaker 3: or syrup. But wait, guys, it's a trap, okay. And

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Speaker 3: so it collects hundreds of them.

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Speaker 4: Oh but doesn't that make me think that there's one

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Speaker 4: hundred summer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but rather that than it draws them all out.

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Speaker 3: They're already in there. So you need the traps.

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Speaker 4: You get them from Bunnings, and then do we is

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Speaker 4: it safe to start putting stuff back in the pantry to.

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Speaker 3: Make sure it's sealed up real type, it's like a

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Speaker 3: windows and pork culluses have got to be sealed up

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Speaker 3: in that.

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Speaker 4: So, yes, that was actually googling what are the best sealed,

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Speaker 4: the most sealed.

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Speaker 3: Get yourself down to Kmart, get those anchor. Patsy's your

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Speaker 3: woman asks Patsy.

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Speaker 5: Yes, lots to choose from.

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Speaker 3: But you don't have never had a weavil problem? Pats touch?

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Speaker 5: Would No? I haven't touch?

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Speaker 3: Would? Please?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to?

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Speaker 3: People do this? Move where they go? They touch the head?

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Speaker 3: Don't they touch?

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Speaker 4: We have know what we're looking at getting is those

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Speaker 4: real old people jars which glass and then they have

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Speaker 4: a middle class. Oh wow, really like class.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you want to protect that pasta don't you seal

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Speaker 3: the past.

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Speaker 4: Because they were getting into the seals that we had.

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Speaker 3: They were getting what we had were those sort of

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Speaker 3: you know, the cheap o't plastic one last ones with

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Speaker 3: that little sort of stopper.

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Speaker 4: But I've gone, yeah they can get because.

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Speaker 3: You probably see it correctly. Iron a rush when I'm

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Speaker 3: going there will still leave like a little tiny egg

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Speaker 3: app in there was. Now you've got to really hammer

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Speaker 3: it down with your fist budding on there. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: go to Buddings today and get the triangular traps.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe this has been a six month problem.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, want that. They really don't want to leave

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Speaker 3: either because they failed like a constant food source.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well they have a whole society in there.

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Speaker 3: Yes. Yes, you've got to get tough on them, Jackie Boy,

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Speaker 3: Get the traps. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: Have all the roomors in your house? I reckon the pantry.

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Speaker 3: You talk more about pantry organization and maintenance, and I

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Speaker 3: think any other room in the house.

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Speaker 4: His favorite thing? Do you still use Pinterest ever?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, my wife yeah, absolutely, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Favorite thing on Pinterest is well organized.

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Speaker 3: Say my wife. Yeah, it's like a kind of pawn.

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Speaker 3: To my wife, she go, now look at this, Chris.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't it make you feel internally relaxed when you look

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Speaker 3: at that? I'm like, not really, It's like the effort

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Speaker 3: that would take to keep it like that makes you

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Speaker 3: feel really stressed that there's some guy being shouted at

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Speaker 3: that he can't ever live up to that image.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe how expensive these latchable jars are that

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Speaker 4: we need to keep them.

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Speaker 3: So you're talking about the glass ones with a metallic clasp.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a seal underneath the lids so

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Speaker 4: that the air tight. You put those underwater and no

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Speaker 4: water would drip in. But if you're going to do

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Speaker 4: your whole pantry like that pasta's rice, grain seeds, nuts,

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Speaker 4: cheer seeds, it costs you too much money. That's going

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Speaker 4: to be cheer seeds. I bought a five kilogram bags.

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Speaker 3: You actually need an intervention. Even if you had a

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Speaker 3: million separate cheer seeds tops that ways thrown grams. Were

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Speaker 3: you worried about No one wants your cheer seeds? Okay,

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Speaker 3: they're widely available in every supermarket. Eggs shortage, Yeah, cheer seeds. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's tons of yourself. Mate.

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Speaker 4: It's so expensive though, so you have to buy and bolt.

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Speaker 3: To Really what you do with them? Are you making

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Speaker 3: them into an unpleasant breakfast for somebody?

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Speaker 4: I have them for breakfast this morning.

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Speaker 3: It's not the stuff you chuck in that shake, is it.

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Speaker 4: They're in nice smoothie them on Greek yoga this morning.

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Speaker 4: Aren't they superfood?

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Speaker 3: They are? They are?

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Speaker 6: They?

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Speaker 3: They were because I got into cheers seats a couple

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Speaker 3: years ago because there was an Instagram adver and it

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Speaker 3: simply says foods food of the Aztec gods. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, that's me. I am one of the modern

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Speaker 3: ass tech gods. Whatever the Aztec gods had and I need.

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Speaker 4: The Aztecs were healthy.

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Speaker 3: And also super productive. Look are all those buildings, the pyramids,

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Speaker 3: the temples. You know that's I need the diet of

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Speaker 3: the Aztec gods, and you obviously are now getting the

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Speaker 3: foods of the aztecians.

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Speaker 4: So I opened the five kilo grand bag of cheers seeds.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to admit there was weavels in there,

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Speaker 4: so I said it.

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Speaker 3: Was you're harboring weavils.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I guess I was trying to get you're a

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Speaker 4: weavil harborer because I couldn't see them, But said the

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Speaker 4: other thing you have to.

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Speaker 3: Do, I don't worry. They soon leave those cheer seats

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Speaker 3: when they work out the zero nutritional value. Guys, guys,

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Speaker 3: get out of it empty calories.

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Speaker 4: Did you also look for invisible webbing? Said you know, yeah,

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Speaker 4: is the weavils leave some invisible webbing. So if there's

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Speaker 4: geer seeds on the side of the bag or hanging

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Speaker 4: from the top. You know that weavels have been in there,

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Speaker 4: and I tried to say that's just static electricity holding them.

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Speaker 3: You're now lying to harm the.

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Speaker 4: How hard it was to throw away that bag? I

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Speaker 4: don't even where did.

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Speaker 3: You even go and get a five kilo band the

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Speaker 3: dark web? You've got to shut this all down, Patsy,

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Speaker 3: are you a Monday? Well, by the way, the traps,

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Speaker 3: when you get them, make sure it's the ones that

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Speaker 3: have got pheromone also on them.

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Speaker 4: Tracks the weave, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds.

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Speaker 3: A bit crazy. So they're like they always just start.

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Speaker 3: They don't know quite what's going on. They go into trap.

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Speaker 3: It's been tainted with a very pleasing pheromone.

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Speaker 4: Did you freeze anything? Because another thing online was saying

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Speaker 4: you can put your cheer seeds, say in the freeze.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about the you're talking about like it's the

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Speaker 3: oxygen supply. Oh your your fertilized eggs. Let the cheer

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Speaker 4: It must have cost you eight bucks to get five

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Speaker 3: Their special hipster cheer seeds, aren't they They've beenvated of

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Speaker 3: cashew nuts in the daylight and it was that and

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Speaker 3: some milk and then there he goes, that's thirty thirty

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Speaker 3: two dollars, and I went, oh, there must have been a mistake.

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Speaker 3: This is just two liters of milk and some cashew nuts.

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Speaker 3: She goes, No, these cashw nuts are twenty two bucks.

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Speaker 3: I don't want them dollars And I went, how are

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Speaker 3: they twenty two dollars? And it was it was about

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Speaker 3: not even six inches high. This change is no, these

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Speaker 3: are special activated ones. I went, I'll have the unactivated ones,

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Speaker 3: and my stomach well to activate them. I jump up

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Speaker 3: and down when I'm having these special beats. Perhaps, are

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Speaker 3: you are Monday winner or loser? Mate?

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Speaker 5: I am a loser because I ordered something for my

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Speaker 5: mum online at Christmas time.

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Speaker 7: We gave her a coloring book just for mindfulness, and

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Speaker 7: she absolutely loves it and a beautiful set of I reckon.

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Speaker 5: She's used like half.

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Speaker 7: The lead in the pencil. She's going hard at this

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Speaker 7: book book. It's like we got her a Native Flowers

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Speaker 7: one and she loves it and she just sits there

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Speaker 7: for hours. Anyway, She's got like two pages left.

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Speaker 3: She said to me, Oh my god, it's such a

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Speaker 3: lovely pleasing image of the.

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Speaker 7: Coloring in She really has taken to it anyway. She said, listen,

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Speaker 7: I've burned through this book. Can you please order me

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Speaker 7: another one? I said, you know, worries. Excuse me?

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Speaker 5: So I just googled adult coloring books because they're actually

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Speaker 5: quite hard to get right.

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Speaker 3: Well, what's this man doing to that lady? And this one?

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Speaker 3: I think gardening? Is he that bent over doing some

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Speaker 3: trowel work?

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Speaker 5: It arrived yesterday.

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Speaker 3: What's happening down this anyway with these guys?

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Speaker 3: Christian to you and Jack, all evils come in all

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Speaker 4: These are friends, that's.

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Speaker 4: I'll see the age.

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Speaker 3: If you get an invited wedding, now it's it's normally

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Speaker 5: No, but you make a holiday of it.

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Speaker 3: Why should I have to build a holiday around your wedding?

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Speaker 3: There is a beloved team member. Are you okay with ye?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, it's better just to say I don't love weddings.

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Speaker 3: But now she can't invite you now because you know

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Speaker 4: It is such a long day.

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Speaker 4: Of all weddings, I like the idea of Catlin's the

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Speaker 4: And I'd love to come. I would love to come.

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Speaker 3: Christian, I was in Vegas on a holiday last year.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, he'd rule the planet if he could, because

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: My dog doesn't like dogs quite Just this right, you

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Speaker 3: go down the dog bark thinking they'd like to hang out.

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Speaker 3: It's actually just for the dog owners. Dogs mainly don't

444
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Speaker 3: like each other, do they. They don't look at each

445
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Speaker 3: and going, hey Bob, how I saw steam yesterday? They

446
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Speaker 3: just sort of stare at each other, snip each other's

447
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Speaker 3: butts and then look at each other or some god

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Speaker 3: are stealed each other's ball, or will just kick off

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Speaker 3: with certain I find it with our dogs is it's

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Speaker 3: certain breeds of other dogs they have issues with. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if they've got like past live things or

452
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Speaker 3: issues or something, but a certain breed of a certain

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Speaker 3: tub of dog will just get them off barking.

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Speaker 4: But do you think it wolf would at least recognize, hey,

455
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Speaker 4: this is something.

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Speaker 3: It will see all dogs as domesticated pussys and it

457
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Speaker 3: will eat them.

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Speaker 4: Really, but if you saw a Neanderthal and wouldn't you go, well,

459
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Speaker 4: we're somewhere along the lines, we're from a similar sender.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you know you would friend. No, you're not

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Speaker 3: wearing Lululemon. Why are you hanging out bayside?

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Speaker 10: Now?

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't that? Then? The other thing I googled after watching

464
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Speaker 3: the episode of White Lotus was there's a scene where

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Speaker 3: a man's appendage is visible. Okay. My wife was horrified. Okay,

466
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Speaker 3: and she said there should have been some kind of

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Speaker 3: warning before seeing this. I said, you know, this is

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Speaker 3: the this is the director's vision. There's showing and portraying

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Speaker 3: a middle aged man who is falling to.

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Speaker 4: Pieces and it's something the second of a glimpse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're tired? Have you? Fox tell shame up? Can

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Speaker 3: a bit a little longer? Can I get the director's cut?

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Speaker 5: Some outsiderably rated.

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Speaker 3: Right on a second? Oh yeah, it's not a bluey episode.

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Speaker 3: You know it's white. Notice it's an adult show. But

476
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Speaker 3: my wife was horrified, and I went to placate her.

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Speaker 3: I said, I'm sure it's a stunt one. I doubt

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Speaker 3: it's a real one. You know, it's a prosthetic one.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure they use stunt ones for that.

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Speaker 7: They don't just oh no, not if it's real art,

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Speaker 7: they'll have the real.

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Speaker 3: Deal, I think. Actually, so I went to Google and

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Speaker 3: I can't believe this is now my Internet history, but

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Speaker 3: I was. I think it was a stunt one that

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Speaker 3: he used. That's the real one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, say about is reel one?

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Speaker 4: They makes me think less of the actor, like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: like why does anyone what's the problem?

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Speaker 3: Well, if you're an actor and they say you listen

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Speaker 3: and this scene is quiet to be sat there with

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Speaker 3: a dressing gown getting a junk out. That actor Jason Isaacs,

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Speaker 3: he was in Howie Potter. He probably doesn't want young

493
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Speaker 3: kids getting good future and blood. Hell did you get sacked?

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Speaker 3: Was there an incident in a Hogwarts? He got his

495
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Speaker 3: way out and he's in Chayla and taking drugs. He's

496
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Speaker 3: trying to protect his legacy.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jack, What have you been googling? Recently?

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Speaker 4: I had to google if my car was insured? I

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Speaker 4: didn't know, what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Haven't you got like an email with the policians and

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Speaker 3: you run a wildlife?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes the Adam inside of my brain just is in comatose.

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Speaker 4: So I was going, so you are this year.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen you more organized? You more organized anyone

506
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Speaker 3: else in the team. Yes.

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Speaker 4: So future me, if I was insuring my car this year,

508
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Speaker 4: I would know where to put that file. But old

509
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Speaker 4: me he didn't know where to store that. So we

510
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Speaker 4: went to a couple of weeks ago, we went to

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Speaker 4: RACV Goldfields, one of those RACV parks, and someone asked

512
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Speaker 4: me if I'm an RACV member, you get a discount.

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Speaker 4: I go, I think I am, but I'm not sure.

514
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Speaker 4: And it was as I was looking through my email,

515
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Speaker 4: I was like, I actually don't even know if my

516
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Speaker 4: car is insured anymore. It illgal, I'm seeing, well you

517
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Speaker 4: get it. No, you get the third part insurance with

518
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Speaker 4: your when you pay your road taes in regio.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you only had they'd have to insure it

521
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Speaker 4: with an insurance company if you want to protect yourself

522
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Speaker 4: and comprehensive insurance. But I hadn't been pretending yourself since

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, out that? No still kidding?

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Speaker 4: Is there? So I googled is there a database to

526
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Speaker 4: check if my car is insured in Australia? Because maybe

527
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Speaker 4: I changed?

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Speaker 3: Maybe I changed the database's job. What is this database

529
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Speaker 3: to look after your ass?

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Speaker 4: So I wasn't you with RACV in twenty twenty one?

531
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Speaker 4: Maybe I moved somewhere else and forgot I moved.

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Speaker 3: Did you just search like an email inbox or bank accounts?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I was searching for things like RACV insurance car

534
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Speaker 4: But that brought up too many emails of course.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, can't you if you do ach for your like

536
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Speaker 7: if you put your number plate in online.

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Speaker 3: But then you'll just see if it's registered, won't you.

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Speaker 4: No, Yeah, it only tells you if you're registered. It

539
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Speaker 4: wouldn't tell me if I had.

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Speaker 3: I've just got this image of you calling all your

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Speaker 3: car insurance coming. My name is Jack Post. Is he

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Speaker 3: you one with fair question? Actually have a quick look. No,

543
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Speaker 3: it's not nice. Hello, my name is Jack Posts. That's

544
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Speaker 3: your today bringing what ten different insurance companies? Hello? Have

545
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Speaker 3: you got my money?

546
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Speaker 4: And shouldn't it be a database on wine?

547
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Speaker 3: We know all of them databases for everything to look

548
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Speaker 3: after all this stuff, It all was down to us.

549
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Speaker 3: So what are you to get inshurt?

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Speaker 4: Well, I want to make sure first I'm not insured

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Speaker 4: anywhere before I buy insurance.

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Speaker 3: How are you going to assist that other than calling everybody?

553
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Speaker 3: You just take an RCV policy.

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Speaker 4: Too many things now come out of our bank accounts

555
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Speaker 4: their own, so we don't like at the end of

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Speaker 4: the year, for all I know someone well one of

557
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Speaker 4: the insurance company could take it out and go, oh

558
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Speaker 4: that's right, always with Greg's insurance.

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Speaker 7: But there's no like check your bank statements and no,

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Speaker 7: you know, regular months payments going on.

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Speaker 3: I think you can now online with bank statements. You

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Speaker 3: can in the search thing on your statements go like insurance,

563
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Speaker 3: but they're often not listed sensibly like that are they

564
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Speaker 3: It's just got random names.

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Speaker 4: But the way that my bank they are doing a

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Speaker 4: worse job of me than keeping inventory of whatever they

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Speaker 4: spend money on.

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Speaker 3: You need to get them a copy of that getting

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Speaker 3: things done. But by Dave Ann and Greer.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We've just been talking about the unusual things that have

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Speaker 3: been googling, and then as we're asking Google on the

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Speaker 3: last sort of day or two, and then Jack Assist

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Speaker 3: put chat to hand grenade in the fish pond of

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Speaker 3: the show, and it is one hundred percent woken everybody

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Speaker 3: up listening where people are like, wait, what Robin sleep

577
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Speaker 3: does otherw it's quit. It's the phone. I need to

578
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Speaker 3: intervene right now. Jack had been trying to work out

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Speaker 3: if he had car insurance. You believe that when you

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Speaker 3: get your car red shoe, they look after all that

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Speaker 3: out the decency of their own heart.

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Speaker 4: For you, I thought, and I did misspeak, and I'm

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Speaker 4: seeing that everybody else knows the true way to do it.

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Speaker 4: But I said that private insurance is just for if

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Speaker 4: you want to protect your own car, and your registration

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Speaker 4: protects every other car on the road. I thought that's

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Speaker 4: why our regis were so expensive, because we were buying

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Speaker 4: in built insurance into the registration.

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Speaker 3: The privilege of driving on all those well maintained victoria.

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Speaker 9: Wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I said it like it was fact. So

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Speaker 4: sorry if you thought that that was fact, it is not.

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Speaker 3: And Christian place and this message time thousands at the moment, Christian,

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Speaker 3: please tell Jack that his REGI only includes third party insurance.

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Speaker 3: He's not covered if he hits someone else's car for damage.

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Speaker 3: And please could you reassure this truth fact? Anyone else

597
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Speaker 3: listened right now who might be confused or Heaven forbid,

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Speaker 3: think like.

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Speaker 4: Jack, Wait, so that's where I am confused. What is

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Speaker 4: third party meaning?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 4: I thought third party was the other car. No, real

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Speaker 4: it's third party injury. So it's only if you injure

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Speaker 4: the person in the car. It doesn't protect the car itself.

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Speaker 3: So they could say that their car was are right

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Speaker 3: off you went into and it was just aside that

607
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Speaker 3: cars were right off. You're buying them a brand new

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Speaker 3: car twenty thirty forty eight thousand.

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Speaker 4: I thought that was Vicros who were like, hey, we'll

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Speaker 4: look up.

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Speaker 3: Why would they cover that for us? Now? If idiot

612
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Speaker 3: drivers out there while we go, Hey, this one's on,

613
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Speaker 3: ask mister post you're crappy driving, we cover that no

614
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Speaker 3: wonder victory is so much billion dollar debt. They're paying

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Speaker 3: for everyone's new car paddle beaters, and I.

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Speaker 4: Have always obviously misunderstood that for thirty odd years.

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Speaker 7: No, see, this is what they need to teach at school,

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Speaker 7: not it's.

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Speaker 3: The school, the school system. There are caps in education.

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Speaker 5: But we don't got car insurance every day.

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Speaker 3: Don't come to his a Patsy, So get that apple

622
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Speaker 3: watch throughout the show, you go do the pickup dray cleaning,

623
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Speaker 3: ordered new Chia seeds at midday. Must be hipster once.

624
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Speaker 3: I haven't heard Captain Spot tell the bridge that you

625
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Speaker 3: need to get car in insurance. Call our ACV.

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Speaker 4: Remind me at ten am to get car insurance.

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Speaker 3: No nine am, because you leave here at nine am

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Speaker 3: in the car that is uninsured. You know what I'm

629
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Speaker 3: going to do now, I'm going to throw myself in

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Speaker 3: front of your car. You every pity penny. Yeah, all

631
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Speaker 3: that harbl money is coming my way.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show gone podcast, good chat.

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Speaker 3: That's uh. You sort that out after nine o'clock. Now

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Speaker 3: everyone knows a bit more. Walk the moon. Thank god

635
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Speaker 3: we had that chat on the show. We've saved you

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Speaker 3: potentially one thousands.

637
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Speaker 4: I think there should be more clear about they are.

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Speaker 3: It's so clear when you need liuro confusion amongst the

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Speaker 3: rest of us, it's gold. On four point three Christian

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Speaker 3: O'Connell's show yesterday, somehow the show drifted into talking about

641
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Speaker 3: saints and how they're over twenty thousand saints and modern

642
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Speaker 3: contemporary saints. People are still being canonized years after their deaths.

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Speaker 3: This morning, we're going to canonize some of you and

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Speaker 3: Saint you this morning on the show. What other radio

645
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: show is offering that? Right now? Take your alpha bucks

646
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Speaker 3: and shove it some Saint fax you this morning. Saint fans,

647
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Speaker 3: there is a Saint Bibiana, the patron Saint of hangovers,

648
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Speaker 3: one for you. Patsy Bibiana died in the fourth century

649
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Speaker 3: and became a saint after we discovered that the herbs

650
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Speaker 3: that grew from her gravesite were an amazing hangover cure.

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Speaker 3: What about Saint Drogo, Patron Saint of ugly people. A

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Speaker 3: physically unattractive hermit could put out a large fire in

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Speaker 3: the church using the power of prayer. Saint aloisis patron

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Speaker 3: Saint of gamers, famous for having a miraculously deep focus

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Speaker 3: Saint Isidore, patron Saint of the Internet, shot out of scorn,

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Speaker 3: wrote a twenty volume encyclopedia by himself and everything from

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Speaker 3: logic to grammar and zoology and cosmology. Then why does

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Speaker 3: he become patron Saint of the Internet.

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Speaker 4: All right, So who shows you though that there are

660
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Speaker 4: modern saints?

661
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 3: There is about to be a lot more modern saints.

662
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 3: Here's how you get sainted. We're looking for everyday saints.

663
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 3: To actually get canonized. Eight, you have to be dead,

664
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Speaker 3: and then the people on your behalf campaigning for you

665
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: to be canonized. To become a modern day saint have

666
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 3: to provide examples of a miracle that you did in

667
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 3: your lifetime. All I need you this, Simply call me

668
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: up on nine four one four one o four three

669
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Speaker 3: and tell me an everyday miracle you have performed, and

670
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: then lo and behold, I will instantly canonize you on

671
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Speaker 3: the show. Today, You're going to work and tell everyone

672
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 3: it's not Davidmore, it's Saint Day from now on a

673
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 3: gay How well make you an immediate patron saint of something?

674
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 3: Right now, I'm going to perfore my first canonization, and

675
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 3: I want it to be I want it to be you, Patsy,

676
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 3: Thank you. So what have you done that deserves sainthood?

677
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 5: Well, me and I reckon.

678
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 7: Every other mother on the planet performs daily miracles. Mine

679
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 7: happened last week when or got up and her voice

680
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 7: sounded different, and I said to her, you've got ton solidis?

681
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 7: Is your throat saw even before her throat was sw

682
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 7: She said, no, no, no, I feel fine. Just took

683
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 7: her to the GP and guess what she had?

684
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 5: Tom solidis?

685
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 7: And she's been on antibiotics. Who needs a GP when you've.

686
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 3: Got a mother in there, Patsy usually cure the illness,

687
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: not just identifying. Is a diagnostic saints, you are the

688
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 3: patron saint now of diagnosing. Thank you, you boy? What

689
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 3: have you done that deserves sainthood?

690
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 4: Just yesterday a friend of mine who's expecting a baby

691
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 4: came over and I gave them Gordie's old car seat

692
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 4: for free.

693
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 3: That's fair, there's just decency. It's just a nice thing.

694
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: Four three. The Pope is struggling to understand. What does

695
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 3: he say?

696
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 5: Smashed?

697
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 3: All right, I tell you what. Then I'm going to

698
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 3: make you the patron semisers.

699
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 4: You're right about the smash crusket. We tried our best,

700
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 4: but it's also been in the shed collecting a bit of.

701
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god like home of Spider and the snakes

702
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 3: in the base of it, the whose things you have

703
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 3: vomiting and everything in there.

704
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 4: I gave it a bit of a wife.

705
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 3: A very quick, bright, very quick wipe. All right, So

706
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 3: tell us what everyday miracle have you performed?

707
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

708
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show here, and this morning we are canonizing,

709
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 3: which means you get sainted. We're asking to call in

710
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 3: nine four one four one o four three. Tell us

711
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 3: about everyday miracle you have performed. Christian. A few days

712
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 3: ago I had the task of dinner, bath and bed

713
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: with the four year old and the six year old

714
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 3: after work nights. So my wife usually does a soda

715
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 3: and of course has it all down pat. On this occasion,

716
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: my wife was taking a well deserved night off and

717
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 3: was out with the friends. I was on duty. The

718
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: miracle of miracles happened. I dad had both fed, bathed

719
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 3: and in bed, stories read and asleep. Perhaps dare I

720
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Speaker 3: say even a little bit earlier than usual, without a

721
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 3: single tear or a raised voiced not even I've already

722
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: asked you five times already. Don't make me come up.

723
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 3: But this was a miracle for the ages. A happy

724
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 3: family all asleep and dad with a glass of red

725
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 3: in hand. Paul Saint, Paul Culbert arise, there is.

726
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 4: Something funny I find with Gordy as well. When Byank's

727
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 4: gone out, he's just he's a saying he's a little safe.

728
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 3: I don't say that yourself.

729
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 4: No more about not wanting to tell Bianca how good

730
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 4: he was, because he actually even said to me the

731
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 4: last time I did, it's like should we go to

732
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 4: sleep now, which he says to be I.

733
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Speaker 3: Mean maybe in I must have done I don't know,

734
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 3: maybe nine or ten in my years of school runs

735
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 3: in the morning when Sarah, because I've always been doing

736
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 3: breakfast radio and so they would always say, oh my god.

737
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 3: When Dad did it the other week, it was we

738
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 3: got that early. I'm always earlier, and we've got that

739
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: a early with that bit was crap, but it was

740
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,479
Speaker 3: very calm and just a simmering like there's poor woman

741
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 3: who's done it forever for years and years and years

742
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 3: and years, tears and tantrums, and I just perchance because

743
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm not to me. It was all like

744
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 3: I was up early and everything was done because it

745
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: was novelty. Years of doing that, I'm not the same

746
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 3: guy doing that. You are a one hit wonder. Please

747
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: and also now you starts to sound at the universe.

748
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 3: We'll go okay, buddy, let's just give you a little

749
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 3: test this week. Let's go to Carly now morning, Christian,

750
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: I was putting into my driveway at five to nine

751
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 3: yesterday morning when I heard you talking about modern day Saints.

752
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 3: It seemed appropriate because every day I managed to get

753
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: both kids to kinder and to school and be back

754
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 3: to start work at nine am. I deal with loss clothes,

755
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 3: extra toys, bumpy socks that need to be changed, and

756
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 3: whatever else the kids decide to throw at me. Every

757
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: single morning we navigate caut at school traffic, having to

758
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: park a five minute walk from the kinder then a

759
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 3: manic ten minute drive to the school to drop the

760
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 3: elder one off. Some morning, she is lucky if I

761
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 3: fully stop the car before pushing her out. Drop and roll, kids,

762
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 3: drop and roll. And yet every day, by some miracle,

763
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 3: I managed to get home to log onto the work

764
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Speaker 3: by nine a m. Saint Carlyly definitely Michelle. Good morning Michelle,

765
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 3: Good morning Christian, Pats and Jack.

766
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Speaker 11: How are you all?

767
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 3: Well? Well, we're ready hopefully can annoys you what every

768
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 3: day miracle have you done? Michelle?

769
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 6: I will be your saint of finding things. So I

770
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 6: was away in Brisbane on an acupuncture conference, and you know,

771
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 6: my family was here in Melbourne and they called me

772
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 6: up and said, Mum, we can't find the youngest wan

773
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 6: school trousers. And I said, look under the couch and

774
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 6: I've gone what I said, just look under the couch

775
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 6: and there they were. And they said how did you know.

776
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 3: They were there?

777
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 6: And I said, well, I put them on the couch

778
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 6: ironed before I left and said put them away. And

779
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 6: I assumed that therefore that wasn't done. So when the

780
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 6: dog gets zoomies and runs up to the front door

781
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 6: and then back down to the back of the house

782
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 6: jumps on the couch, she would have knocked them off.

783
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 3: And then on the second this is level Mummy, you

784
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: are saint Michelle. This is incredible, the patient saint of

785
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 3: finding trousers.

786
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 4: My mother was always the same, just the Nora of

787
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 4: where everything is in the.

788
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 3: Right, the keeper of the knowledge. Have you looked and

789
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 3: you go. Saint Michele, lovely to speak to you. Okay,

790
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 3: thanks for calling in, Thank you so much.

791
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 12: Have a great day.

792
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: If I have to lose anything. Now I'm calling Saint Michel's.

793
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 3: Do you know my my trousers are? Catherine? Good morning, Oh,

794
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 3: good morning.

795
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 11: I am Saint Catherine of the data transfer from your

796
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 11: old phone to your new phone.

797
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 3: Wow, a very modern day, Saint.

798
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 11: Ye, super modern, super modern. Because I'm in my sixties.

799
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 11: I changed my phone every ten years, whether I need

800
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 11: to or not. And the last time I had to

801
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 11: sit next to the optics girl and she had to

802
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 11: talk me through the whole thing. We moved the SIM

803
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 11: card and I lost half my daughter and a lot

804
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 11: of my photos. I was really upset. So this time

805
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 11: I bought a new phone, this s twenty five, and

806
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 11: I sat down and I followed the instructions and I

807
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 11: sat my old phone next to my new phone and

808
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 11: it transfer.

809
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 3: Funny, Wow, Saint Catherine of day to transfer. Oh my gosh,

810
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 3: you're right. It's a really nervous modern moment, isn't it.

811
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 3: When you're like, please transfer jump from one phone to

812
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 3: the other.

813
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: Photos.

814
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 11: You don't want to have to get on new apps,

815
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 11: and I always.

816
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 3: Hope that the new phone goes for the old phone

817
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 3: goes to the new phone. Hey, listen, these are all

818
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 3: the passwords as well, because then there's nothing worse with

819
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 3: the new phone when you go like, god, damn it,

820
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 3: I've got to click on about eighteen different remember password

821
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 3: links now or set new password. Saint Katherine, thank you

822
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 3: very much for calling in.

823
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 11: Oh pleasure?

824
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: Bye?

825
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 3: All right, So do you want sainting colder now? Well?

826
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 3: Every day miracle? Have you performed.

827
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast?

828
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,959
Speaker 3: One of the producers ran in and said, Patsy hows

829
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 3: got a pig story. If you need to go to her,

830
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 3: you know we've got fire. We are holding fire right now. Guys,

831
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 3: rest assured, do not touch that dial. We've got you covered,

832
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 3: all right, sure the next forty minutes. Then the most

833
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 3: what number you need in your life is nine four

834
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three. That's our phone number

835
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 3: where you can be part of the show this morning

836
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 3: and share your stories and not one, not two three

837
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: ways up for grabs one thousand dollars for the best

838
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: story as soon as we hear it. Thanks to Mercedes

839
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 3: Benz Berrick today. Have you got a store about a

840
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 3: mix up? Might be the wrong venue or the right venue,

841
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 3: but just a wrong date. Some friends of mine were

842
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 3: telling me over the weekend they went to the wrong

843
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 3: funeral a couple of weeks ago. And it wasn't one

844
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 3: of those where there was a photo and they were

845
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 3: in the front row, like you were uninvited at my

846
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 3: mother in law's funeral. It's the it's the it's the family, family, family,

847
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 3: only in the front row. It's the people actually who

848
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 3: are the next in line to be in the coffee mate,

849
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 3: it's stretching that six and five frame out. Nothing to

850
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 3: me like, hey you doing now? You don't not like

851
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 3: that at a funeral either, Hey, I see Jackie. Postman here,

852
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,720
Speaker 3: postman here, I see you at the wait Is there food?

853
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 3: Can I validate my parking?

854
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 4: I didn't get a chair to say hello to you

855
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 4: before it started.

856
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 3: Oh I saw you as I got up to do

857
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 3: the ulogy. Go my god, front row. I'm son in

858
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 3: law one hundred percent. Anyway, the mix up. My friends

859
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 3: were in the front row at the funeral. It starts,

860
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 3: and of course at the funeral, you don't keep looking

861
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 3: around going hi, well jack does, but other humans you

862
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 3: don't turn around to check who's coming in, and Going

863
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 3: comes up doing it. We'll catch it up later on.

864
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 3: So there's heads down, being respectful to the person they

865
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: thought they were paying their respects to, and about ten

866
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 3: minutes in they're nut cheese doing to Going. They're saying,

867
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: we're at the wrong funeral, and they waiting on the

868
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 3: ten minutes to pluck up the courage because they're in

869
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 3: the front row because it looks like you're coming. You know,

870
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 3: I like this guy. I want no part of this funeral.

871
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 3: I can't sit here and put up with this bs anymore.

872
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 3: But they realized we're now really late for the actual

873
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 3: actual funeral of the person we're really upset about, so

874
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 3: they had to excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, and

875
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 3: head their way out. So we're looking for your stories

876
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Speaker 3: about mix up this Mornings on nine four one four

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Speaker 3: one o four three. Yesterday, I was talking about how

878
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Speaker 3: my wife and I were out for dinner and it

879
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Speaker 3: was chaos at this restaurant, and the guy told me

880
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Speaker 3: that they just had to fire the chef because wait

881
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 3: for this, he'd been caught for the third time eating

882
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Speaker 3: the cake that guests had brought along for our birthday parties,

883
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Speaker 3: and so it was a three who knew chefs had strikes.

884
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Speaker 3: I mean, make your own cake, you know to do it, mate,

885
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Speaker 3: don't eat amateurs bringing shabbyly homemade cakes in as well.

886
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Speaker 3: So unusual reasons you got fired.

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Speaker 4: When I worked at the Melbourne Cup Carnival, which are busy,

888
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 4: long days. There's only four days.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know you were.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what we're going to say. If you're

891
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Speaker 3: actually doing a lot of full days in him, what.

892
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Speaker 5: Did you have to do this?

893
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Speaker 4: So we were running back of house, so you run

894
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Speaker 4: and food to the marquees so that all the fancy

895
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Speaker 4: people will get the belt drink. So you're busy running

896
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Speaker 4: back and forth all day. Can't afford to lose a

897
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Speaker 4: team member. We had one guy get fired because he

898
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Speaker 4: left midway through the day to get a haircut.

899
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Speaker 3: You are kidding, and that person is on the show

900
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Speaker 3: right now is here? Isn't it all right? Unusual reason

901
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Speaker 3: we're getting fired? Nine four one four one oh four three?

902
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Speaker 3: And then you want to know why Patsy's prime with

903
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Speaker 3: the pig story, your pig stories, It is related to

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Speaker 3: the time waste In about half an hour's time your

905
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Speaker 3: pig stories. If you've got a pig story, we'll be

906
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Speaker 3: on to hear it this morning. Nine four one four

907
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Speaker 3: one oh four three. Patsy, what is it?

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Speaker 7: Well, my mum grew up on a farm and they

909
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Speaker 7: had pigs and one of the piglets got out and

910
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Speaker 7: my pa, so there.

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Speaker 5: Was mum's one of eight girls, no boys. So and

912
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Speaker 5: because mum was one.

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Speaker 7: Of the eldest, par had called out to her, listen,

914
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Speaker 7: can you come over help me get this pig in. So, anyway,

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Speaker 7: Mum managed to usher it into its pen, and as

916
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Speaker 7: my Pa opened the gate to let it in, he

917
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Speaker 7: sort of, you know, got his foot in you go in,

918
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Speaker 7: you go, and accidentally kicked the fence post and broke

919
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Speaker 7: his toe. Anyway, he was so embarrassed about the fact

920
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Speaker 7: that he'd broken his toe that when he went to

921
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Speaker 7: the GP he said that he'd like tripped over. Could

922
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Speaker 7: not admit it that he was trying to get the

923
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Speaker 7: pig back into the pen, which is.

924
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Speaker 4: I think it's calmer. I think he was trying to

925
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Speaker 4: kick that pig.

926
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Speaker 5: No, not at all, wasn't like that.

927
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Speaker 3: Thank you, kay for the cham Have you heard it?

928
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Speaker 3: Have you heard it? It's what about potential animal cruelty? Anyway,

929
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Speaker 3: have you got a pig story? Four? Three? And also,

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Speaker 3: hell do we get the sound effect? This sounds like

931
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Speaker 3: command is making pigs into the producers. It's just a

932
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Speaker 3: guy pretending to be a pig, isn't it? Is it huggy? Anyway,

933
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Speaker 3: everything's ready, We just need your pig stories.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

935
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show lines are open now. We're taking your calls.

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Speaker 3: Your story is about mix ups, unusual firings, and pig stories.

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Speaker 3: I don't moment one of these. It's overtaken the others,

938
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Speaker 3: and shame to say you're can be hearing a lot

939
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Speaker 3: of pig stories there are who needs to be found?

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Speaker 3: Did any of us know there are so many people

941
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Speaker 3: out there with pig stories? Been doyne one day for

942
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Speaker 3: a radio show to finally say, have you got a

943
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Speaker 3: pig story? Because turns out a lot of you have. Matt,

944
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Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, Christian. How are we I'm good Matt,

945
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. So you're first up today. Your

946
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Speaker 3: pig story?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, So, my sister in law was dating a guy

948
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Speaker 10: that had a fully grown pig that was a residential property.

949
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Speaker 10: He used to sleep with this pig, and she gave

950
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Speaker 10: him an aultivative eventually to say, you've got to get

951
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Speaker 10: rid of the pig or else it's I'm going Eventually

952
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Speaker 10: the piece.

953
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Speaker 3: Channel nine or Channel seven shows is a pig or me.

954
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Speaker 7: Much?

955
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Speaker 10: The peak eventually passed away. Unfortunately, the big name was right.

956
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Speaker 3: That we know probably that pig off as well that

957
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Speaker 3: that new girlfriend. If you asked me first to be

958
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Speaker 3: arrested and a branded.

959
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Speaker 10: Then he decided to get two more pigs, which was

960
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Speaker 10: handsolt crackle, and decided to watch them on the phone

961
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Speaker 10: while we would be sitting on the beach.

962
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Speaker 4: The pigs are multiplying.

963
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Speaker 3: Yeah, money, he really loved those pigs, didn't he.

964
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Speaker 10: Hey, he did so much that Mike Bernie's mountain dog

965
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Speaker 10: would bark at bark every time he came near the

966
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Speaker 10: house because he could smell like a pig.

967
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Speaker 3: I'm guessing yeah, yeah, they smell the bacon. Yeah. And

968
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Speaker 3: what happened to the relationship. They're still together, no longer together? Yeah,

969
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Speaker 3: not really surprised. The red flags were there, pink piggy flags. Actually, Matt,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much, you got mate the show.

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Speaker 13: Tracy, good morning, how are you all.

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Speaker 3: Good pig story.

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Speaker 13: Yes, friends of ours actually had a piglet and it

974
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Speaker 13: grew up to a big pig. Everyone in Horsham knew

975
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Speaker 13: this pig and the pig got out and so they

976
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Speaker 13: put it on social media. Olivia has gone missing, massive

977
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Speaker 13: big thing, and all of a sudden somebody found the

978
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Speaker 13: pig and the police had to bring it home in

979
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Speaker 13: the back of a TV van.

980
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Speaker 3: Big old things to pick up as well.

981
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Speaker 13: Oh yeah, the newspaper was there when they actually delivered

982
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Speaker 13: the pig back to the house, and the headline on

983
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Speaker 13: the newspaper was bringing home the bacon.

984
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Speaker 3: Of course, that is a classic, great local newspaper headline,

985
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Speaker 3: right there, Tracy, Thank you very much your story. Thank you.

986
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Speaker 3: Everyone in Horsham knew that pig. Have we got you? Karen?

987
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Karen, good morning.

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Speaker 9: How are you.

989
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Speaker 3: I'm good, welcome to show. So pig story.

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Speaker 9: No, it's not a pig story, it's a pix up story.

991
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. Balance in the universe is restored.

992
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Speaker 9: Yes, okay, So my mix up story was when I

993
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Speaker 9: was in grade three, we had bookweek and the athletics

994
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Speaker 9: trial all in the same week. I had told none

995
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Speaker 9: of the days that I thought it was all happening,

996
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Speaker 9: and she made my costume for book Week, and she

997
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Speaker 9: kept saying are you sure? And I said yes, And

998
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Speaker 9: it turns out I've got the days wrong. I had

999
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Speaker 9: to I went dress for book Week on the actual

1000
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Speaker 9: day that it was the athletics tryout, and so I

1001
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Speaker 9: had to go dressed as a clown with the wig,

1002
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Speaker 9: the whole kitten kerverrdle face, makeup the works burger and

1003
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Speaker 9: do the trial for one hundred meters dash.

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Speaker 3: They should do this Olympics system. Mix it up. You've

1005
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Speaker 3: got to go and fancy dress. Yeah.

1006
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Speaker 9: The school principle came out to watch. He was Wetney's

1007
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Speaker 9: pets at the finish line. Yeah, it was just one

1008
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Speaker 9: of those things.

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Speaker 3: Karen, thank you very much. The stories coming known for

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Speaker 3: one four one o four three. Then your pig stories.

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Speaker 3: We're getting loads of those mix ups and unusual firings.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're looking at stories about unusual reasons to get fired.

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Speaker 3: Your story is about mix ups and pig stories. Nine

1015
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Speaker 3: four one for one oh four three. Darcy, good morning.

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Speaker 12: Good morning to you as well.

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Speaker 6: How are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm good dance you welcome to the show. Thank you

1019
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Speaker 3: very much for calling us.

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Speaker 12: That's okay, thanks for having me.

1021
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Speaker 3: Okay, please we need the pig story.

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Speaker 12: Of course. So I grew up in a small country

1023
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Speaker 12: town and when I was about eleven or twelve, my

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Speaker 12: best friend thought it would be a great idea to

1025
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Speaker 12: steal her mom's credit card and buy a teacup pig

1026
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Speaker 12: off eBay, or what she thought was a teacup pig.

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Speaker 12: Sure enough, a few weeks later, when her mum had

1028
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Speaker 12: realized that credit card has been charged and the pig

1029
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Speaker 12: rocked up at the front door, everyone was a bit confused.

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Speaker 3: The semester, what you said? The pig rocked up at

1031
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 3: the door like it was banging the door with its

1032
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Speaker 3: snout and went, hello, you've ordered me? Think bloody ages

1033
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 3: to get here? Trains are all screwed up, and to

1034
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Speaker 3: get one of those a place on bus services? Where's

1035
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 3: the sty.

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Speaker 12: Pretty much how it happened, yeah, basically, but essentially the

1037
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Speaker 12: pig was not a teacup pig.

1038
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Speaker 3: It was a full grown natural pig.

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Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, yeah, grew to be quite large in fact,

1040
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Speaker 12: and her mum ended up kicking her out into the

1041
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Speaker 12: back shed, which they can.

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Speaker 3: Be because that's a bit.

1043
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Speaker 4: Mistake.

1044
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Speaker 3: These kids, after and the punishment living in a start

1045
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Speaker 3: for a year, they converted it to her bedroom.

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Speaker 12: Not too worriedus, okay, okay, and she shared it with

1047
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Speaker 12: Albert the pig.

1048
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the daughter really was. I thought it

1049
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: was a misunderstanding, but no, so she had to then

1050
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Speaker 3: live with the pig in the bedroom.

1051
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Speaker 12: She she did.

1052
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 3: She faced, really have got to face physically the pigs

1053
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Speaker 3: now face the book. Last thing is see it at night,

1054
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 3: Perston in the morning, your mistake. Wow, that is some story.

1055
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Speaker 3: Maybe tomorrow we talk about extreme punishments. That is Darcy,

1056
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 3: great story. Thank you very much for sharing it this morn.

1057
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Speaker 3: Let's get a Victoria now. Good morning, Victoria, Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Victor. Off you go. You've got a story

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Speaker 3: that about him.

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Speaker 8: Up, Yes, I do.

1061
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Speaker 4: So.

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Speaker 8: It's probably about twenty five years ago, you know, back

1063
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Speaker 8: in the day of the nock. Your phone and from

1064
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Speaker 8: the very early in the morning, about six o'clock, my

1065
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Speaker 8: phone started ringing, and I was kidding these very unusual

1066
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Speaker 8: calls and questions about myself. But these calls just kept

1067
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Speaker 8: coming all day long. So there could have been twenty

1068
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Speaker 8: or thirty calls. And what I discovered is that someone

1069
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Speaker 8: in another state had accidentally popped my number down for

1070
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Speaker 8: some special adult services. So I ended up getting these unusual,

1071
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Speaker 8: unusual calls.

1072
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Speaker 4: And so he's an honest mistake, not like not someone

1073
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Speaker 4: trying to prank you.

1074
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Speaker 3: Is the idea of a prank, watch watch out passy

1075
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Speaker 3: if you're getting boards. Jackiet Boys done one of his

1076
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Speaker 3: hook of pranks again I know, is that Christian man

1077
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Speaker 3: escort Jack?

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Speaker 8: That guy I thought someone like this was back in

1079
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Speaker 8: the trading post. Is what I discovered. That someone I mean,

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Speaker 8: I imagine it's just popped one wrong digiting when the

1081
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Speaker 8: ad was placed and h and I got the call.

1082
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Speaker 8: So the lady which I would say, the lady of

1083
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Speaker 8: the day and not the lady of the night, because

1084
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Speaker 8: the calls were coming, you know, thinking fast all day long.

1085
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Speaker 3: I've never heard the phrase a lady of the day.

1086
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,720
Speaker 3: A woman of the night, yes, but not a lady

1087
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Speaker 3: of the day. These are obviously horny daytime people. You know,

1088
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Speaker 3: a mid morning to night.

1089
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Speaker 4: Six am is the first call.

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Speaker 8: That's the news agency.

1091
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Speaker 3: It's like getting your work out him before work, isn't it.

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Speaker 10: You know?

1093
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 8: Well, in the end, I left me at the phone

1094
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 8: at the on the on a desk in the office,

1095
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 8: because everyone knew what was happening, and anyone, you know,

1096
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 8: was welcome to go and answer the phone as these

1097
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 8: people were just calling all day long.

1098
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 4: Did you have to change your number?

1099
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 8: Well, no, I guess I'm not quite sure how often

1100
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 8: the trading post came out back then, but it did

1101
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 8: die off, I suppose so, But yeah, I guess you

1102
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 8: lost down a lot of business.

1103
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 3: All right, Victoria, thank you very much, the story very funny.

1104
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 3: Thanks for shoving anyway.

1105
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

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00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 3: Good morning, Debbie, welcome to the show.

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00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 14: Hi, how you doing.

1108
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 3: I'm good. She's got to still about a mix up, Debbie.

1109
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I had a big mix up. That was

1110
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 14: my cousin's big Macedonian wedding on the other side of

1111
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 14: town to where we lived.

1112
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: So we had quite a hike.

1113
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 14: To get there, and I had my parents and brothers

1114
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 14: coming down from the country. So we're heading over in

1115
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 14: a big convoy. But it was daylight savings the night before,

1116
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 14: so instead of putting the crop forward, I put it back,

1117
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 14: So we ended up getting a call on the way

1118
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 14: to the wedding.

1119
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: Where are you? Where are you? Well, we're on our way.

1120
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: We're sort of halfway there there. Then they go, well, the.

1121
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 14: Ceremony is finished, it's over.

1122
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god, that's a clock changed the

1123
00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,479
Speaker 3: wrong way as well.

1124
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 4: Ye can build one thing, but you've got a two.

1125
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 3: Hours exactly awful.

1126
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 14: I've got mom and dad follow me, and mind you,

1127
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 14: it was back before your mobile phones twenty years ago

1128
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 14: changed the time. So yeah, they're ringing, and got mom

1129
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 14: and dad following me, the brothers after that, the big

1130
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 14: convoy to the wedding.

1131
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 3: So finally.

1132
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 14: We finally get there. We're meeting at a pub after

1133
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 14: the ceremony, and then before the reception. I walk in

1134
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 14: the pub and everyone's Big Ben's here. Big Ben's here.

1135
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 14: So that's stuck for twenty years.

1136
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: I'll never live that down.

1137
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 3: No, No, such a devastating anyone from now. No, you

1138
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: never for me once and then you arrived and they're

1139
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 3: now married, happily married, aren't they.

1140
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, they're happily married.

1141
00:53:56,239 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Big Ben.

1142
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 3: Choke that one around, lightly, gotcha, all right, Big Ben?

1143
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 3: Debbie again, Debbie, thank you very much, your story mate,

1144
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 3: have a good day.

1145
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 14: Okay, you two.

1146
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 3: Thanks Kathy, good morning, Good.

1147
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 1: Morning Jackie, Pat jack how are you this morning?

1148
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 3: The whole family, And let me get this pig story.

1149
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: Yes it is a pig story. Yeah, it's a really funny.

1150
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: It was funny at the time. I worked at the

1151
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: Victorian Animal Aid back in the day and we had

1152
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: a beautiful pig there called Priscilla, and she was absolutely huge.

1153
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: She was gorgeous. We all loved her. Anyway, one day

1154
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: the police decided they were actually chasing a criminal across

1155
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: the paddocks and basically they jumped into her paddock, which

1156
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: she went into pursuit of the police, and the police

1157
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: ended up basically not She ran interference against the criminal

1158
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: and the police jumped back out of the paddicle.

1159
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 3: They are really dangerous. They attack humans and kill them.

1160
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: Well, she wasn't. She would have been wanting the atte

1161
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: She loves people, but they didn't know that and they

1162
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: basically into the opposite direction.

1163
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 3: How much do we really want this guy, you know?

1164
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 3: A criminal? Exactly right, Kathy, great story, Thank you very

1165
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 3: much for sharing it today.

1166
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: Have a good day, okay bye.

1167
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1168
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 3: The Way You Live your life is a curious thing

1169
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 3: to me. Fast and loose with the car insurance. I

1170
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 3: just said to Jack, hey, maybe it's Tuesday.

1171
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 9: Now.

1172
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 3: We do three time a Tuesday. The bonus one is

1173
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 3: always a different animal each week. Next week it might

1174
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 3: be our I just worry that they're going to take over.

1175
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, call the one thousand with a bloody

1176
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 3: owl's story. How many owl stories you think we're going

1177
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 3: to get next week?

1178
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 4: I felt the saturation of pigs was maybe too high.

1179
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 3: We got to peak penetration today. But fast and loose

1180
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,439
Speaker 3: with that car insurance. This guy, I won't oh too

1181
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 3: many our stories. Oh see, I'm calling it now. They're

1182
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 3: red alarms. We're at show Noble Radio here. But you

1183
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 3: get ready with those ol stories, start kicking the doors

1184
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 3: and from Tuesday six him next week. All right, let's

1185
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 3: don shout you down the time waste Beetlejuice to Musical

1186
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,240
Speaker 3: is on sell. Now get you tickets. The cult Sensation

1187
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: arrives at the beautiful Regent Theater seventh of May. We

1188
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: are taking a load of you there in May as well.

1189
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 3: You win a double past too. Beatle Rude to Musical,

1190
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 3: A reserve premium and tickets valued at two hundred and

1191
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 3: fifty dollars each and the pig fun continues today We're

1192
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 3: looking for your big songs on National Bacon Day. Pigs

1193
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 3: have topped the most Intelligent Farm Animal Power rankings. We

1194
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 3: love power rankings on this show. So pigs are at

1195
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 3: number one. Okay, the intelligence of a pig is so

1196
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 3: that a four years old. Four year olds are apex smarts,

1197
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 3: are they? No?

1198
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,399
Speaker 4: I mean I've got a three year old, so he's

1199
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 4: not even smarter than a pig at the moment.

1200
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 3: What else? What are the other four animals in the

1201
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 3: power rankings for smarts?

1202
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 4: Dolphins?

1203
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 3: Farm dolphins are smart though, I love those regional farms.

1204
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 3: Poor old dolphin.

1205
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 7: They're just in the paddic I reckon horses would be

1206
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 7: up there because they can, like you know, know the

1207
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 7: way and without.

1208
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 3: Being sh no, no, no, no, to be fair, you're right.

1209
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 3: You ever lost, you simply go up to a horse

1210
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 3: and go, excuse me, do you know where the post

1211
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 3: office is?

1212
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 7: But like you know, my mum used to ride a

1213
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 7: horse to school. She didn't know where she was going.

1214
00:57:53,240 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 3: The horse sat nay yea. Horses at number five very

1215
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 3: gifted with directions and remembering roots.

1216
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 5: No go to stupid They get up trees.

1217
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 3: I've never seen a goat up a tree. Tomorrow, call

1218
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 3: in if you've ever. We won't get a single course

1219
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 3: in a goat upper tree, up the trees, get up.

1220
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 5: They'll climb anything. They can't climb up a tree, Yes

1221
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 5: they can.

1222
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 3: It is the six am tomorrow. Cinner's doors open. Ever

1223
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 3: seen a goat up a tree? Go to at number three?

1224
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 3: They can apparently, if you got the storm, can figure

1225
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 3: out simple puzzles two plus two stuff like that. You

1226
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 3: know chickens are at number four. They can recognize up.

1227
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 3: This is made up one hundred faces. What mind you

1228
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 3: know he's still going strong. He's got one hundred and one.

1229
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 3: Now there's kofn forming you and Secretary General.

1230
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 7: Cows that have to be in there. They know when

1231
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 7: to go and get milked. Like they'll start walking towards

1232
00:58:58,920 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 7: a dairy.

1233
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 4: She's the only one who grew up on a far.

1234
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 3: I know, we hear about it.

1235
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 11: Jack.

1236
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: Why don't you get up there? Towny? Cows can navigate

1237
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 3: complex mazes. All right, we're looking for your pig songs.

1238
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 3: What are the other pigs listening to? Run to you?

1239
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 3: Gold rashes to rashes, that's gold plus pretty sty for

1240
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 3: a white guy, Gold, Stive the Tiger, Silver, normal sty

1241
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 3: ones and you make me squeal like a natural woman. Yes,

1242
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 3: go up a tree, Jackie boy, What have you got?

1243
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: Pig songs? Getting piggy with its gold straight into.

1244
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 4: Them boor in the Usa? Also a gold, better be

1245
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 4: ham soon, silver and twist and snow.

1246
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 3: That's a gold.

1247
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

1248
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 3: Time Way today we're looking for your pig songs. Best

1249
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 3: in show double bass to go to Beatle Juice and

1250
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 3: musical tickets are on sound now. It starts a Regent

1251
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 3: Theater seventh of May. All right, a lot of texts

1252
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 3: coming in today for pig songs. You ready jack your

1253
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 3: boye Lady Gaga, bore this way, Gold only one, Lena Richie,

1254
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 3: we'd ham you ham me Silver, red red swine gold,

1255
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 3: what unpicked pig let it be piglet, Sylvie, Anthony Achy

1256
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 3: Bacon hearts gold, a sty is born Silver, You made

1257
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 3: me want a snout silver plus pork this way instead

1258
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 3: of walk this way Gold, I want to hold your

1259
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 3: ham gold, bore heat, bah No, this is doubler boor

1260
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 3: Hammy and rhapsody Gold, Well done, Sue, can you squeal

1261
01:00:52,040 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 3: the Love Tonight Silver Sweet Chilt of Swine gold zz

1262
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 3: Top with Shart tressed Ham Bronze, Pump Up the Ham

1263
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 3: Gold Murder on the dance Ball Gold Laura, that's very good.

1264
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 3: Oint Town Funk instead of Uptown five point and offspring.

1265
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 3: Stay together for the pigs, Still stay together for the kids.

1266
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 3: Really good.

1267
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 4: I think that's the word.

1268
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, really okay? Everyone else a giant question mark, maybe

1269
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 3: call it down. And this is the guy worried about

1270
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 3: too many our stories.

1271
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 4: Winner, stay together for the pig.

1272
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 3: Oh my word, wow, Okay, that is you, Raymond Stokes.

1273
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 2: You have to beat or juice the musical The Christian

1274
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 2: O'Connell show podcast.

1275
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 3: A lot of big canes would have been chucked around

1276
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 3: and bandied around on today's show. One of them is

1277
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 3: the tom. It's a common thing to see it go

1278
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 3: up a tree. Not my words, not jiank post words,

1279
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 3: your friend, our friend, Double Acra winning news Reader of

1280
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 3: the Year, Patrina Jones. So you've seen this yourself passed.

1281
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 5: I have stand by my claims.

1282
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 3: So a common thing to see a goat up a tree.

1283
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 7: They will climb anything you put it on the ground,

1284
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 7: on the ground, they.

1285
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 3: Will climb it. And have fun with it. They are house.

1286
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 3: It's like their own little gym, right, Okay, I'm not sure.

1287
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 3: I'd like to investigate further before just taking it as fact.

1288
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one four three sinago up a tree.

1289
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 3: I there's someone online right now, Kelly. Yes, Kelly, Sina,

1290
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 3: go up a tree. I've seen quite a few guys

1291
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 3: up one tree. Yes.

1292
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 1: Where where just hang in there?

1293
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 13: Well, I was heading back from Adelaide to Queensland.

1294
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 2: Decided which I through Broken Hill this time?

1295
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 8: So we trammed the long state of Broken Hill.

1296
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 3: Hit out.

1297
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 12: Seeing the sign be careful of goats.

1298
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: They're like, oh what goat?

1299
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 3: An actual sign be careful of goats?

1300
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1301
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then I'm up a bit along with them.

1302
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: Look to me right then this goats upper tree. Said

1303
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: to my husband, look at the goats there, upper tree.

1304
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 3: You got to look. Someone said that here. Okay, I'm bloody.

1305
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 7: And coats and I'm like, yeah, look a tree.

1306
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 3: Goats, coats, goats, goats upper tree one.

1307
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 12: There was just hanging around.

1308
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it was just hanging there.

1309
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: A couple of them were munching away on the on

1310
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: the tree.

1311
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 13: Wasn't much left of the tree.

1312
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.

1313
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 3: Kenny, thank you very much for your witness account. Maybe

1314
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 3: it was just a one off. Will I get no more?

1315
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 3: I get ten? I will take back my words on

1316
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 3: tomorrow show that right. Nine nine goats trees, don't don't worry,

1317
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 3: we won't be overrun by them, Jack, there will be

1318
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 3: no more. That was just some crazy lady calling in there.

1319
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 2: We all heard it, but Christian O'Connell's podcast